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[Theme music]
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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let if flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat, soon, we'll
be making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard.
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It's love.
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Aw, Cheryl, Cheryl, you don't
have to call me "Mr. Smith."
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Please, we've known
each other for so long.
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Just call me...
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Gopher.
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Ah, I love that deep
voice of yours, Cheryl.
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Oh, for Pete's sake, gopher.
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It's almost boarding time.
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Wake up.
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Mm, anything you want, Cheryl.
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Cheryl?
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Mr. Smith, move it now!
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[Grunt]
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Morning, doc.
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Morning.
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I know you spend every waking
moment thinking about Cheryl
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Tyson, but I didn't
know you spend
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every sleeping moment thinking
about your cover girl too.
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Um... she's not
just a cover girl.
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She's a goddess.
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Well, you're gonna
have plenty of time
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to daydream about your goddess.
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How come?
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'Cause if you're not
up and outta there,
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you're gonna get fired.
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Bye.
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[Door slam]
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[Sigh]
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Gopher: I know...
You wanna speak,
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but you just can't
say the words.
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Oh, Cheryl, there must be so
many questions you wanna ask,
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so many things you'd
love to know about me.
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What can I say?
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I'm just a world-weary wayfarer,
adrift on the sea of life.
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Oh, sure, I climbed mount
Everest, took a surfboard
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over Niagara Falls, walked
a tightrope across the grand
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canyon, on stilts.
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[Chuckle]
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Gopher.
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Gopher.
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You're doing it
again, aren't you?
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You're daydreaming
about Cheryl Tyson.
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Oh, no.
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No, I was thinking
about the pros
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and cons of the international
monetary crisis.
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Well, hurry up, will you?
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Gopher: Close your eyes.
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I have to get dressed.
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Oh, dear.
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I do hope I brought
enough to wear.
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When you consider the steamer
trunks went on ahead, it, uh...
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Appears sufficient, madam.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Bertram, see
to it that the dogs
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are put right into the kennels.
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They're already there, madam.
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Oh.
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All the silverware
must be polished,
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and, uh... oh, the gardener.
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The last time, he
overwatered my zinnias.
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Now you will speak to him
about that, won't you?
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Rest assured, madam,
it's all taken care of.
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Oh, Bertram.
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[Sigh] What would
I do without you?
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[Ship horn]
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Well, I'm sure you'd
manage, madam, somehow.
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Announcer: All visitors
ashore, please.
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It's time to Wade ashore.
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[Clears throat]
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Oh, Bertram, do enjoy
your holiday too.
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Thank you, madam.
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I'm sure I will.
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I'm sure I will.
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Bon voyage, madam.
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Oh, pardon me.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Freight train, freight
train Washington.
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Reggie!
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[Laugh] Hey!
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How you been, man?
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Hey, it's fine, man.
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- You work on this ship?
- Yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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Hey, well, I know
what you been doing
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I mean... woo whee!
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Hey, listen, man, I got
two of my best friends
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I want you to meet, ok?
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Freight train, wait, wait, wait.
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Nobody ever believes me when
I tell them Reggie Jackson
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and I are buddies.
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Freight train, I
need a favor first.
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Name it.
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I don't want anybody
to know I'm here.
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Name something else.
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Hey, man, the least you
could do is tell me why.
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Where can we talk?
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In my cabin.
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I'll meet you in 10 minutes.
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You can't miss it... the crew
deck is just above the bilge.
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After you, you're the home team.
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Solid.
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That's pretty nice
of your mom to give
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you a cruise for your birthday.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, it's the least I can
do for the man in my life.
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Wow, a whole cruise.
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Best I ever got for my
birthday was a sailor suit.
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Yeah, and he's still wearing it.
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Dad!
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Hi, son!
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Oh!
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How are you?
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[Laugh]
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Well, sherman, how nice of
you to come and see Lucas off.
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Oh, I'm not seeing
him off, Millicent.
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I'm sailing too.
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Would I miss your birthday?
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Now here's a... a little
bon voyage present for you.
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Uh, could I please
have a word with you?
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Of course.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, he's my son too.
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Now you know the rules.
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Oh, come on, Millie.
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I bought a ticket.
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There's no law against that.
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Now the court made it very clear
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I've got custody
of Lucas, and you
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have him alternate weekends.
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Hey, dad, these are great.
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Thanks!
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You're welcome.
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Look, mom!
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Yes, well, wonderful.
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Come along, darling.
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We're going now,
see about our cabin.
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah, some happy birthday.
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[Gasp]
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It can't be.
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What?
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- Oh, my!
- What?
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- My t-shirt, it's come to life.
- Huh?
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Look, look at this.
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Julie, it's her.
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Julie: Gopher,
you're undressing.
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It's her!
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It's Cheryl Tyson!
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It's her!
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Miss Tyson, miss Tyson,
could I just see...
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Oh!
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[Clatter]
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Cheryl: Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Could somebody
show me to my cabin?
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Oh, I will!
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I will!
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Oh...
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He has a little problem
with his sea legs.
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Allow me, miss Tyson.
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Gopher: As you were, baldy.
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[Gasp]
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Oh, it's you, admiral Smith.
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Yes, it's me,
you nautical ninny.
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Come here.
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Uh.
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Yes, sir, anything you say, sir.
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[Scream]
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Put that back on,
you living flashbulb.
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Sorry, sir.
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Anything you say, sir.
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Then stop repeating that.
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Yes, sir.
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Anything you say, sir.
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Mr. Stubing.
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Uh-huh?
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Who is this lovely water nymph?
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Well...
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Just one of your
ardent admirers, sir.
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Intelligent too, I see.
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Wait for me in my quarters.
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Thank you, sir.
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I'll be waiting.
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Dismissed.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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Gopher: Mr. Stubing.
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Yes, sir?
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Yes, sir?
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Get a haircut.
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Thank you, sir.
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Thank you, sir.
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Thank you.
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Gopher.
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- Hm?
- Gopher.
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Hm? What?
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Uh... next.
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Uh... next, next.
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Why don't you form
a single line and...
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Hello.
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Uh... tickets, yeah.
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Uh...
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Yes, if you go right
through those doors.
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Welcome aboard.
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[Fog horn]
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[Cheering]
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And it's the constant
autographs, freighters.
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It's people coming
up to you when
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you're trying to
get something to eat
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and have dinner with friends.
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It's women hitting
on you all the time.
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Man, it's murder.
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Yeah, but what a way to die.
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Yeah, but I gotta go to spring
training in a couple of weeks,
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and I've got to get some rest.
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I mean, help me.
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You gotta understand.
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Hey, ok, ok, listen.
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As long as you're on this
ship, you are no longer
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Reggie Jackson, superstar.
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You are just plain
ol' rj from Oakland.
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Rj... I haven't been
called rj in 15 years, man.
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Brings it back home.
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Hey, man, well, I
haven't been called freight
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train since junior high school.
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Never did grow, did you?
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Hey, now, wait a minute,
don't forget who stomped
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your tail in the 5th grade.
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And who got yours in
the 9th, 10th, 11th, huh?
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Come on.
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Oh... that's right,
you did get me.
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Oh, man.
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Didn't I?
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Hey, but I tell you, it's funny
the way things have turned out.
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Yeah, it is kind of funny.
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I mean, here I am with a
career in the leisure industry,
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and there you are...
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Uh, what is it
that you do again?
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Hey, all right.
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[Laughing]
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So this chap says to the girl,
"why don't you come to my cabin"
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and learn my [inaudible]?
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[Laughing]
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Oh, that's delightful.
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I must remember that.
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Mr. MacDonald, looks like you're
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gonna be the hit of the cruise.
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Anyone who has stories like
that must be a salesman, right?
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Well, um... I'm in, um...
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Transportation,
amongst other things.
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That could mean almost anything.
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Well, I've dabbled
in silver and, uh...
270
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:35,673
Thoroughbred dogs.
271
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,764
Are you involved in the markets?
272
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,760
Oh, yes, I'm in and out
of the market all the time.
273
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,845
Bertram?
274
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:48,975
Excuse me.
275
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,320
Good day, madam.
276
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:57,738
What on earth are you
doing aboard this ship?
277
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,358
Vacationing, same as you, madam.
278
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,446
On the same ship?
279
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,569
I read your travel brochures.
280
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:08,287
They sounded
absolutely marvelous.
281
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,210
With me?
282
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,329
Well, you see, uh
283
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:15,245
I only get a vacation
when you have a vacation.
284
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,246
But, Bertram, I mean...
285
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,468
Why didn't you tell me?
286
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,839
I thought you might disapprove.
287
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,008
And I might miss the most
wonderful trip I've been saving
288
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,677
for for a very long time.
289
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,517
I see.
290
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,482
Well, what's done is done.
291
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,732
I mean, I can't very well
order you overboard, can I?
292
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:36,984
[Chuckle]
293
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,236
Well, I'm sorry if
I've embarrassed, madam,
294
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,568
but please don't worry.
295
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,283
It's a very large ship.
296
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,323
We needn't see each other.
297
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,697
Good day, madam.
298
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,615
Oh, madam, don't talk
to any strange men.
299
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:03,384
Hey, if you expect your
cover girl to notice you,
300
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,137
you have got to be cool.
301
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,930
K, o, double I... cool.
302
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,064
How can I be cool?
303
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,231
I'm just an assistant purser.
304
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,850
She's every man's dream.
305
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:23,108
She's like... eternity gazing
at itself in a mirror.
306
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,775
She's... she's like...
307
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,363
She's just a person.
308
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,027
A person?
309
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,116
What a cheap shot!
310
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,289
I'm sorry.
311
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,541
Sorry.
312
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,383
Hey, that's ok, I understand.
313
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,419
You're just a little tense.
314
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,963
Listen, why don't I give
you a shot of cognac,
315
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,627
you know, just sort
of calm you down.
316
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,047
I'm on duty.
317
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,256
How about a shot of milk?
318
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:55,055
Ok, but just one.
319
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:55,774
Hey, freight train, I understand
320
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,983
you make a mean pina colada.
321
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,063
You got it.
322
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,728
Hey, gopher, I want you
to meet a friend of mine...
323
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:02,527
Rj.
324
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,740
Oh, hi, rj.
325
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:04,739
Nice to meet you.
326
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,370
Any friend of Isaac's
is a friend of mine.
327
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,129
(Whispering) Do you
think he recognized me?
328
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,200
Why not?
329
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,326
How about a cold drink?
330
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,497
How about a cold shower?
331
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,585
See you later.
332
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,886
Oh, thank you.
333
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,647
You got some sort of twitch?
334
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,493
(Whispering) It's her.
335
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,374
You could be arrested
for what you're thinking.
336
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,246
Hm?
337
00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,212
Cheryl.
338
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,091
Ah.
339
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:05,008
I think that cupid's arrow
has pierced our purser.
340
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,299
[Chuckle]
341
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,552
I'd marry her tomorrow, but she
342
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,054
doesn't even know I'm alive.
343
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,095
Well, why don't you
introduce yourself
344
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:12,389
and ask her out to dinner?
345
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,061
Oh.
346
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:14,849
Dinner?
347
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,392
Oh, I couldn't do that.
348
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475
Why not?
349
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,519
Gopher, you're a
sweet, lovable guy.
350
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:24,694
It's true, it's true.
351
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,775
But she's Cheryl Tyson.
352
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,648
I
353
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,895
I don't believe
you're acting like this.
354
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,487
Gopher, you've met
royalty, congressmen,
355
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:35,833
movie stars, skiers.
356
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,121
You're right.
357
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,925
Excuse me, I don't want
to keep her waiting.
358
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,554
Hi.
359
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,857
We haven't been
formally introduced.
360
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,471
Oh, hello.
361
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,549
I'm Cheryl Tyson.
362
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,804
I... I'm g
363
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,136
I'm g...
364
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,061
This is our assistant
purser, gopher Smith,
365
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,311
and he has something
he'd like to ask you.
366
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,443
I... I
367
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,811
I...
368
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:06,147
He gets stuck sometimes.
369
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,783
Gopher, you have the
lady's attention,
370
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,360
what would you like to say?
371
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,105
I... I was wo... wondering...
372
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,775
Ah, there you are, miss Tyson.
373
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,592
I forgot to ask... would you
care to dine at my table
374
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,116
this evening?
375
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,490
Oh, thank you, captain.
376
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,287
I'd like that very much.
377
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,580
It's my pleasure.
378
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,516
Gopher, would you see to the
seating arrangements, please?
379
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,460
Well, I...
380
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,132
I... I... aye aye, sir.
381
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,554
I'm sorry.
382
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,143
What was it you wanted
to ask me, gopher?
383
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,309
W... would you
autograph my underwear?
384
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,420
Hi, dad.
385
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,791
Hi, big guy.
386
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,587
Haven't you got a
table of your own?
387
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,380
I like the company here better.
388
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,884
Don't you ever take
no for an answer?
389
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,836
No.
390
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,807
Hey, do you remember that
pen knife you always wanted?
391
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,324
I found it right here
in the gift shop.
392
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,218
Lucas: Thanks, dad.
393
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:20,887
Sherman: You're welcome.
394
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,194
Lucas: Wow, three blades.
395
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,608
Plus a knife, fork,
and spoon, scissors,
396
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,358
screwdriver, and a corkscrew.
397
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,899
The works.
398
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,323
Thanks again.
399
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,420
Don't put it in your
new jacket, darling.
400
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,994
It'll stretch the
cashmere all out of shape.
401
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,373
Cashmere, ooh.
402
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,749
Just what a seven-year-old
boy needs... a cashmere jacket.
403
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:46,079
Better than a knife he
could cut himself with.
404
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,566
Come along, Lucas, we're going
to eat in the starlight grill.
405
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,627
Come along.
406
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,390
Poor kid, he's in the
middle of a tug-of-war.
407
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,872
Yeah, and it doesn't look like
there's an armistice in sight.
408
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,274
Good evening, Ms. Castle wood.
409
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,145
Good evening.
410
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,232
Thank you.
411
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:14,944
[Laughing]
412
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,407
Oh, Bertram, where do
you get all those jokes?
413
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,199
I'm president of the
Steve Martin fan club.
414
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,294
There you are, Ms. Castle wood.
415
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:22,739
You already know
captain stubing.
416
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,368
Ms. Castle wood.
417
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,214
Captain.
418
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:29,289
And this is Mr.
Bertram MacDonald.
419
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,836
Mr. MacDonald.
420
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,011
Please, call me Bertram.
421
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:39,260
And, uh... your first name is?
422
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:40,264
Estelle.
423
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,055
Estelle.
424
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,519
I've always loved that name.
425
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,889
[Nervous laugh]
426
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,725
I thought we weren't
going to see each other.
427
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,441
What are you doing here?
428
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,231
I mean, I was invited
by the captain.
429
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,606
Well, you don't think
I crashed you, do you?
430
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,333
Thank you.
431
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:17,052
I understand you're
from Cleveland.
432
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,390
(Whispering) There she is.
433
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,478
Julie, do me a favor, please?
434
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,481
Mm-hmm?
435
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,124
Ask her to eat with me
instead of the captain.
436
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,818
Have you lost your mind?
437
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,530
No.
438
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,149
My heart.
439
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,816
Look, please, just... just put
in a good word for me, you know?
440
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,656
Just tell her I'm, uh...
441
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:47,502
Tell her I'm sexy.
442
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,829
Wait... sexy?
443
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,245
[Laughing]
444
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,466
Yeah.
445
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:02,338
Sexy.
446
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,887
More champagne, darling?
447
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,851
Oh, gopher, just
being alone with you
448
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,602
is intoxicating enough.
449
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,645
[Gunshots]
450
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,188
Get your hands off of him.
451
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,731
He's mine, all mine!
452
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,396
Get a grip on
yourself, old girl.
453
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,944
It's over between us.
454
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,647
No, gopher, no.
455
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:25,027
Julie, it was great fun,
but it was just one of those...
456
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,537
Things.
457
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,828
No!
458
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,923
Gopher, you must come
back to me, or I'll
459
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,840
I'll do myself in.
460
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:39,339
I get so bored with women
doing themselves in over me.
461
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,723
Shall me find a quiet place?
462
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,379
Do, let's.
463
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,297
No!
464
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,216
No, gopher!
465
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:47,604
Gopher, no!
466
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,681
No!
467
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:52,185
Gopher, I can't
live without you!
468
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,059
Julie, you're really
becoming quite a drag.
469
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,067
Gopher, no!
470
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:57,609
No!
471
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,571
No!
472
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:03,411
No!
473
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,408
Hello, gopher.
474
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,910
Could you show me where the
captain's table is, please?
475
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:08,993
I sure can.
476
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,036
Um...
477
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,425
[Band playing]
478
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,604
[Applause]
479
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,809
Oh, you definitely know how
to run a fun ship, captain.
480
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,067
Why, thank you, but
I think Mr. MacDonald
481
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,251
deserves a lot of that credit.
482
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,855
He's a marvelous dancer.
483
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:24,954
Yes, I'm sure.
484
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:25,948
Oh, please excuse me.
485
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,159
I have promised this
dance to Mrs. Malenchyk.
486
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:28,780
Oh, of course, captain.
487
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:30,575
Thank you.
488
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,464
[Clears throat]
489
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,514
Well, as they say,
three's a crowd.
490
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,592
See you later, Bertram.
491
00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,968
Oh, Bertram, your
dancing certainly seems
492
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,516
to have created a sensation.
493
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,480
My only expertise, estelle,
is behind a steering wheel.
494
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,523
Would you like to pretend
that I'm the Rolls-Royce
495
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:07,146
and steer me around the
dance floor for a while?
496
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,237
Is that an order?
497
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,446
Well, for this ride,
you'll have to sit
498
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:15,536
up front with the driver.
499
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,028
Hey, here's your chance.
500
00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,155
Take this drink to Cheryl.
501
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:54,992
I can't.
502
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,076
Come on.
503
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,346
Doc, I wouldn't
know what to say.
504
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:59,660
Just take the drink over to her
505
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:04,248
and say something like, hello,
fair beauty, here's your rum.
506
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,666
What have you got to lose?
507
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,336
Hello, fair beauty,
here's your rum.
508
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,523
Hello, bear rooty,
here's your bum.
509
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,897
[Laughing]
510
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:43,746
I don't think the suave
approach is gonna work.
511
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,463
Well, it's been a
wonderful evening.
512
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,253
To hear the way you
say that, it sounds
513
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,467
an awful lot like strike three.
514
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,588
What made you think you
were gonna get to first base
515
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,474
with me?
516
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:55,101
Well, I was hoping
for a home run.
517
00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,968
(Outraged) Home run?
518
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,465
Who do you think you are?
519
00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:00,976
Reggie Jackson?
520
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,059
[Slam]
521
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:06,484
Isaac.
522
00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:07,614
Isaac.
523
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:08,918
Freight train, you're
just the man I wanna see.
524
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:10,670
Listen, about that promise
you made about, you know,
525
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,284
not to tell anybody who I am?
526
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,862
Well, I've been thinking, man...
527
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,317
Hey, that's ok, rj, man.
528
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,238
[Slap] I know where
you coming from, man,
529
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,553
because a lot of
guys in your position
530
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:21,827
would be using their
fame to get things.
531
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:22,793
Right.
532
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:23,922
You know, like, uh...
533
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,359
The finest table
in the restaurant.
534
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,207
Not me.
535
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,963
Hey, front row
seats at a theater.
536
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,674
Not me.
537
00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:31,554
Beautiful women.
538
00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:32,881
Two for three's not bad.
539
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,965
Can't I go with you, please?
540
00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:40,199
No, you've got a big
day ahead of you tomorrow.
541
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,813
Your birthday, remember?
542
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:47,693
Hello.
543
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,192
[Sigh]
544
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,484
Have you forgotten how to knock?
545
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,648
I have to knock to come
into my own son's room?
546
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,657
Well, you're turning in
pretty early, aren't you?
547
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,781
No, not for a seven-year-old.
548
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:00,908
Almost eight.
549
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,454
Can't I stay up?
550
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:03,327
Dad says it's ok.
551
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:06,003
But I say it isn't, Lucas.
552
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:08,172
Thanks.
553
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,251
Sorry, son, I tried.
554
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,384
I tell you what...
555
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,223
Tomorrow, we'll go
skeet shooting, ok?
556
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,379
Tomorrow, he's going
swimming with me.
557
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,718
Can't I do both?
558
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:18,802
Sure you can.
559
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:24,886
Your, uh... mother and
I will work it out.
560
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,386
[Sigh]
561
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,307
Yes, we will.
562
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,194
Now you go to sleep.
563
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,901
Good night.
564
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:32,031
Good night, son.
565
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:32,978
Good night, mom.
566
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,068
Good night, dad.
567
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,370
You really have got a nerve.
568
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,553
First, you come on
this cruise uninvited,
569
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,117
and now you're
trying to sabotage
570
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,664
my vacation with my son.
571
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,309
He is my son too, and
I've got a right to see him.
572
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,173
Not on my time.
573
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:52,842
Let's face it,
sherman, you and I just
574
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,881
don't see eye-to-eye on
how to raise that child.
575
00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:57,005
Sherman: That's right.
576
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,277
That's because you're
too inflexible.
577
00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:58,801
Millicent: Wrong.
578
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,755
You're too permissive.
579
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:01,545
Sherman: Me?
580
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,428
Permissive?
581
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:03,894
A cruise?
582
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:04,723
A cashmere jacket?
583
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:05,826
Millicent: Look who's talking.
584
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,810
Sherman: Millicent, this
is getting us nowhere.
585
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,455
Tomorrow, you take
Lucas for half a day,
586
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,124
and I'll take him for
half a day, and that way,
587
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,148
we won't have to fight.
588
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,901
We always fight.
589
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:18,244
We've been fighting about Lucas
ever since the day he was born.
590
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,241
Sherman: Nobody knows
that better than I do.
591
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,675
I feel as if I've
spent the last 10
592
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:22,949
years with a sparring partner.
593
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:29,964
[Crying]
594
00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,444
[Laugh]
595
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,440
What was it you said?
596
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:55,862
You said that dancing was
spooning set to music.
597
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,652
That's from a little
college humor magazine.
598
00:28:58,736 --> 00:28:59,316
Mm.
599
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,534
[Inaudible].
600
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:04,284
Dancing is the loftiest, the
most moving, the most beautiful
601
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:07,117
of the arts.
602
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:08,203
It's life itself.
603
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,876
Oh, Bertram.
604
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,958
I'm astonished.
605
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,843
I mean, I always knew you
were quite trustworthy,
606
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:21,761
but I didn't know that you also
had a very special kind of wit,
607
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:24,893
and charm, and intelligence.
608
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,221
I... I never realized.
609
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,909
Well, madam has been
looking at the back of my head
610
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,353
for the past 20 years and
has never taken the time
611
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,517
to find out what's in it.
612
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,606
I'm sorry.
613
00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:44,316
It's late.
614
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,487
You must be tired.
615
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:50,497
May I see you to your cabin?
616
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,880
Thank you.
617
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,168
You know, it's incredible
the way all those men
618
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:57,552
walk around you all the time.
619
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,629
I've just been hanging around
in hopes of picking up a reject.
620
00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:01,585
Did I throw away any keepers?
621
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,514
No, but a few had possibilities.
622
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,803
Tell me if I'm out of line, but
623
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,388
I mean, you must have had
dozens of marriage proposals.
624
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,774
How come you're still single?
625
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:11,600
Oh, I don't know.
626
00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,564
I've met a lot of
really nice men,
627
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:17,435
but I suppose I'm one of
those incurable romantics,
628
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,404
waiting for my knight
in shining armor.
629
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,028
[Mimicking trumpet]
630
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:30,332
Ah!
631
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:31,911
Who goes there?
632
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,496
He's fairer than sir Galahad.
633
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:36,631
And handsomer than Lancelot.
634
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:39,879
'Tis I, sir gopherlot.
635
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,883
Oh, you've finally come.
636
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:43,966
Down, boy.
637
00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:49,104
Oh.
638
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,699
Sorry I'm late, but
you know how it is...
639
00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:53,603
You slay a dragon,
you shine the armor.
640
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,685
You rescue a damsel,
you shine the armor.
641
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,900
You fall in a moat, forget it.
642
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,531
Oh, boy, they can turn
a prince into a frog.
643
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,795
You think they could make a suit
of armor that keeps its shine.
644
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:07,199
Oh, gopherlot, take
me away from all this,
645
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,992
and I'll buff you every morning.
646
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,076
Methinks you're swell.
647
00:31:11,119 --> 00:31:12,289
Down, boy.
648
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,210
Oh, oh, oh.
649
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:17,793
Don't worry about him.
650
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,455
He's a rental.
651
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,264
All right, let's go.
652
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:28,796
[Mimicking trumpet]
653
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:46,704
He's, uh... interesting.
654
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:50,829
Well, have a wonderful evening.
655
00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:53,368
Well, won't you come
in for a nightcap?
656
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,163
I mean, we seem to have a
great deal to talk about.
657
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:59,827
Thank you, but I don't really
think that's a very good idea.
658
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,667
Oh, are you afraid of
talking, or are you afraid
659
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,304
of what it might lead to?
660
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,009
Madam, um...
661
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,469
Estelle.
662
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:09,089
Oh, Bertram, this
isn't a request.
663
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,177
It's an order.
664
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:15,481
Madam, there are some
thing's one cannot order.
665
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,268
Good night.
666
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:26,816
[Music playing]
667
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,295
Uh, excuse me, could I talk
to you for a minute, please?
668
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,989
[Click]
669
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,071
Go.
670
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,574
It's about last night.
671
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,009
I know you were just joking, but
what you said really is true
672
00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:15,833
I mean, you know, home
runs and candy bars.
673
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:19,040
I mean, I really
am Reggie Jackson.
674
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,002
I mean...
675
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:23,291
Sure you are, baby,
and I'm Diana Ross.
676
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,246
(Singing) Ease on down,
ease on down the road.
677
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:31,257
Ease on down, ease
on down the road.
678
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,682
[Knock on door]
679
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:39,354
Hi.
680
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,444
Oh.
681
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:42,688
I knocked.
682
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,310
Is Lucas up?
683
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,057
No, he's not.
684
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:45,938
Come back later, ok?
685
00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:46,733
On his birthday?
686
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,276
I can't let him sleep it away.
687
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,069
Oh, for Pete's sake.
688
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,652
(Singing) Happy birthday to you.
689
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:57,288
Happy birthday... he's gone.
690
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,868
But it's his birthday.
691
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:09,256
Hey, mushy, you missed a spot.
692
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:31,437
Good morning, estelle.
693
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:32,947
Bertram, about last night...
694
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:37,449
Yes, I've been
thinking about that too.
695
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,623
Yes, well, please, I would like
696
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,662
to apologize for
any embarrassment
697
00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,746
I may have caused you.
698
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:46,501
No, no, I'm the one
who should apologize.
699
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,504
What happened last night was...
700
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,336
Unfortunate.
701
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,672
What didn't happen
you mean, don't you?
702
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:54,758
[Awkward chuckle]
703
00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,179
Perhaps we should see
less of each other
704
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:02,353
for the remainder of the cruise.
705
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:10,073
And I would suggest not at
all, either on the ship or off.
706
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,689
I would be grateful,
madam, if you
707
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,527
would accept my resignation.
708
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:21,159
[Gasp]
709
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:40,557
Hey, Lucas, how you doing?
710
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:41,638
Fine.
711
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,021
You want a glass
of orange juice?
712
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:43,469
Sure.
713
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,268
Here.
714
00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:46,641
Hey, I almost forgot...
715
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:47,477
Today's your birthday, right?
716
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,652
Eight years old.
717
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,230
Big deal.
718
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,566
Hey, you should be
happy on your birthday.
719
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,612
Were you?
720
00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,696
Well, to tell you
the truth, I never
721
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:00,982
really had an eighth birthday.
722
00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,826
I was so smart, they skipped
me from seven to nine.
723
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,770
Hey, you look like
you've been working out.
724
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:28,941
Yeah, but it hasn't been
doing me any good, man.
725
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,770
What do you mean?
726
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,624
Nobody on the boat seems
to be recognizing me.
727
00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:35,528
Well, hey, man, I thought
that was what you wanted.
728
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,250
Well, it was, but
that was before I struck
729
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,528
out twice with the same lady.
730
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:40,284
Ooh.
731
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,034
Look, you gotta do me a favor...
732
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:45,196
Tell the people on
the boat who I am.
733
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:48,656
All right, and I know
just where to start.
734
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,788
See my friend over there?
735
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,464
His name is Lucas, and
his parents just split up,
736
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,633
and he's taking it kind of hard.
737
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,592
Say no more.
738
00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:57,051
I got it covered.
739
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:03,966
Hi.
740
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,425
Hi.
741
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,354
Lucas, I want you to
meet a friend of mine
742
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,104
Reggie Jackson.
743
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,765
(Unenthusiastically) Oh, hi.
744
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:12,653
I thought I recognized you.
745
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,900
Must be a Pete Rose fan, huh?
746
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,693
Wanna talk about it?
747
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:21,488
No.
748
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:22,452
I understand.
749
00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:25,371
I struck out five
times in a row once,
750
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:28,081
and I didn't wanna
talk to anybody.
751
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:31,082
But you know, it seems like
if you don't talk about it,
752
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:33,205
the problem just
seems to get worse.
753
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,337
This is different.
754
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:40,221
My parents broke
up because of me.
755
00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:41,679
What makes you think that?
756
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,009
Lucas: I heard them.
757
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,934
Did you talk to them about it?
758
00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:48,522
Nah, they don't care.
759
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,639
You know, if the catcher doesn't
760
00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:52,079
give the pitcher the
signal, then the pitcher
761
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:55,653
doesn't know where to throw.
762
00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:57,571
Yeah, in other
words, if you don't
763
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,110
tell your parents how
you feel, how are they
764
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,784
gonna know you have a problem?
765
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,323
It'll just make things worse.
766
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,698
It might make things better.
767
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:13,616
You see, a family's like a
team, and every guy on a team
768
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,078
has to trust the other guy.
769
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,917
And if you trust your
folks, then they'll listen.
770
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:23,128
I'm afraid.
771
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,337
Sometimes, I'm afraid too.
772
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,757
Sometimes, I think
everybody's afraid.
773
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,847
But that's not the
important thing.
774
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,932
The important thing
is how you handle it.
775
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,228
Yeah, I guess so.
776
00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:35,861
You know so.
777
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:36,938
Reggie says it's so.
778
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,912
Say, here come your folks.
779
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,122
The game's over there.
780
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,872
Don't just sit
down on the bench.
781
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:57,665
I'm gonna tell them.
782
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:58,002
Go get 'em, tiger.
783
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,375
Hey.
784
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:00,252
Oh, happy birthday, sweetheart.
785
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:03,167
We've been looking
all over for you.
786
00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,507
Yeah, happy birthday, son.
787
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:07,472
You should see the
presents you have to open.
788
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,853
I don't want any presents.
789
00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:11,720
I want to talk.
790
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:13,887
What's the matter, Lucas?
791
00:39:13,976 --> 00:39:15,306
I'm sorry.
792
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:18,654
It's my fault that
you don't get along.
793
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,571
It's my fault you broke up.
794
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:24,280
If I wasn't here, you
two would be together.
795
00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:28,281
Oh, no, no, that's not true.
796
00:39:28,365 --> 00:39:30,115
I heard you last night.
797
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,831
It's my fault.
798
00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,251
Lucas, you're wrong.
799
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,580
You're absolutely wrong.
800
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:43,664
Um... in fact, your mom and I
are getting back together again.
801
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:48,012
You are?
802
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:50,974
Oh, boy!
803
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,425
Wow!
804
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,925
Wait till I tell
Isaac and Reggie!
805
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:06,243
What in the world
made you say that?
806
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,450
I don't know.
807
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:11,160
He looked so sad,
it just popped out.
808
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,292
Besides, to be perfectly
honest with you,
809
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:17,209
the main reason I
came aboard is, uh...
810
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:21,589
Well, I was hoping that
the two of us could, uh...
811
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:25,799
You know... get back
together again.
812
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,255
For Lucas' sake?
813
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:35,885
That wouldn't do
him or me any good.
814
00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:39,725
I didn't say Lucas
was the reason.
815
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,522
As always, I'm the last
person to know your plans.
816
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,187
I remember when you thought
we should get a divorce,
817
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,817
you first went to Lucas to
see how he would take it,
818
00:40:48,904 --> 00:40:50,364
and then you discussed with me.
819
00:40:50,447 --> 00:40:51,367
Oh, Millicent.
820
00:40:51,448 --> 00:40:53,368
Sherman, it's my life
you're playing with,
821
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:58,211
and maybe, just maybe,
what you've decided
822
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,959
is not what I want.
823
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,960
Now you came on this
cruise uninvited,
824
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:05,002
and you've made a complete
shambles of if for everyone.
825
00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:08,297
I really think it would
be better if you left.
826
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:11,512
When we dock in
acapulco tonight,
827
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:14,224
you'd better just fly home.
828
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,215
Is that what you want?
829
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:15,806
Yes, that's what I want.
830
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,560
Fine.
831
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,021
Fine.
832
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:22,731
What about telling Lucas?
833
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,273
I'll take care of it.
834
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,106
As usual, I'll do
your dirty work.
835
00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:58,015
Here's to you and
your crew, captain.
836
00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:58,928
I'm having a wonderful time.
837
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,436
Thank you, Cheryl.
838
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:01,938
Hi.
839
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,019
Hello, gopher.
840
00:42:06,523 --> 00:42:07,613
Have a seat.
841
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:08,691
Thank you.
842
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,200
Comfortable, gopher?
843
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,990
Yes, sir.
844
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:14,953
Sir? Sir!
845
00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,082
I'm sorry!
846
00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:16,948
I didn't... I didn't
see you there.
847
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:17,414
I'm sorry.
848
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:20,123
I meant... uh
849
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,754
I'll see you all later.
850
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:22,830
Sorry.
851
00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:26,789
Everything ok here?
852
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:27,877
Ok.
853
00:42:33,759 --> 00:42:35,049
Doc, what's the matter with him?
854
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:36,795
Oh, that's easy.
855
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,967
He's in love with this lady.
856
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,575
Why don't you give
the poor kid a break
857
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:42,019
and have dinner with him?
858
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,101
I'd love to.
859
00:42:45,854 --> 00:42:49,324
But he hasn't asked me.
860
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,150
I think you'll have to ask him.
861
00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:55,048
Anything to keep him off my lap.
862
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,332
[Laughing]
863
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:03,457
You people are terrific.
864
00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:05,539
You really care
about each other.
865
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,681
Oh, sure.
866
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:17,969
I turn my back, and
they steal my girl.
867
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:25,596
(Russian accent)
Don't worry, my pretty.
868
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:29,976
We have ways to make you talk.
869
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:32,605
[Bubbling]
870
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:37,414
And don't think your
friend, that English spy,
871
00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:41,039
will save you.
872
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,998
[Splashing]
873
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,040
[Flopping]
874
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,706
00-gopher has never let me down.
875
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,052
Have you, dearest?
876
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,034
Well, well, well.
877
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:14,608
Flounder lips.
878
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,573
[Hiss]
879
00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:30,577
I'm sorry we can't
stay for tea, but I did
880
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,337
remember to send you flowers.
881
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,093
No!
882
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,136
[Explosion]
883
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:44,930
The old poison gas in
the white carnation trick.
884
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,635
Again.
885
00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:48,345
It's a good trick.
886
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:49,435
It always works.
887
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,024
Now, where were we?
888
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:01,781
Promise me you'll
never leave me again.
889
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,155
I won't... hmph!
890
00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:11,142
Cheryl (voice over): Promise me
you'll never leave me again.
891
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,416
I won't.
892
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:15,462
I won't.
893
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,546
But why won't you
have dinner with me?
894
00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:19,632
Dinner with you?
895
00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:21,466
Mm.
896
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,432
Fantastic.
897
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:24,102
You bet.
898
00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:26,099
I'm... I'm gonna go change.
899
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:55,535
Hello, captain.
900
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,547
Good evening.
901
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:57,248
Say!
902
00:45:57,337 --> 00:45:59,207
I know who you are.
903
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,442
You're Isaac's
friend from Oakland.
904
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,176
Right, Reggie Jackson.
905
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:04,049
Oh.
906
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,096
Well, you certainly
have a famous name.
907
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,350
I bet you take a lot of
ribbing about that, hm?
908
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,852
Reggie Jackson.
909
00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:14,981
Chef Armand.
910
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,023
Please.
911
00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:18,187
Armand, hi.
912
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,105
Gopher.
913
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,194
Smith.
914
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,606
Uh, listen, Armand, I'm
having dinner tonight
915
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:27,327
with the most beautiful
girl in the world,
916
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:28,829
and I need your help.
917
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:33,291
Now I thought we'd start with
the champagne and caviar.
918
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,593
Of course imported.
919
00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:39,798
What do you recommend
for a main course?
920
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,340
Beef Wellington?
921
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:43,013
Perfect.
922
00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:44,591
Now about how much
will that come to?
923
00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,683
Uh-huh.
924
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:51,784
Uh, tell you what, Armand,
we'll just go with the champagne
925
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,308
and caviar, ok?
926
00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:54,733
Ok.
927
00:46:54,811 --> 00:46:57,861
Armand, throw in a couple bags
of potato chips, will you?
928
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:12,371
Good evening, Mr. MacDonald.
929
00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,914
Oh, hello, Mrs. [inaudible].
930
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:18,127
Would you care to rent me
a small part of your view?
931
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:20,750
Please, be my guest.
932
00:47:20,837 --> 00:47:22,587
Have this one on me.
933
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,473
Thank you.
934
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:26,871
Bertram: It's
beautiful, isn't it?
935
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,560
You know, I've always been
mesmerized by the ocean.
936
00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:42,283
It's awesome, serene,
soothing, restless.
937
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:44,489
Almost like people.
938
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,990
Yes, yes, it's true.
939
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,619
Just look at that sky.
940
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:56,923
It's as if god flipped a
switch, and a huge beacon
941
00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:03,419
came on, and all the
little lights, one
942
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:06,425
by one, as if
they're on a timer.
943
00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:12,929
You're quite a
romantic, Mr. MacDonald.
944
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:16,635
When romance is
gone, so is life.
945
00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,229
Yes.
946
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,988
My father used to
tell me if I made
947
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:31,659
a wish on the first
star I saw at night,
948
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,702
my wish would come true.
949
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:39,286
Well, fathers never tell
lies to their little girls.
950
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:50,841
Star light, star bright,
first star I've seen tonight...
951
00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:51,927
May I join you?
952
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:05,065
Thank you, Mr. MacDonald.
953
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:11,530
If my wish comes true, I'll buy
you a whole sky all your own.
954
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:15,825
And if my wish comes
true, I'll have it already.
955
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,155
Announcer: First-seating
dinner is now being served
956
00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:38,179
in the coral dining room.
957
00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,886
So I've made all
the preparations...
958
00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:43,896
Champagne dinner for
two served in my cabin.
959
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:45,770
And guess who's gonna
be sharing it with me?
960
00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:47,897
No thank you, but
I'm really not hungry.
961
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:09,797
[Playing piano]
962
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,825
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to dedicate
963
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,979
this song to the
lovely model and cover
964
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,230
girl, miss Cheryl Tyson.
965
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:41,580
(Singing) Dream girl,
gotta get you into my life.
966
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:48,548
I love people
with musical talent.
967
00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:50,588
It really does something for me.
968
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:04,139
[Cheering]
969
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:14,029
Thank you.
970
00:51:14,112 --> 00:51:14,992
Thank you all for coming.
971
00:51:15,071 --> 00:51:16,991
I love every one of you.
972
00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:17,323
Crowd: (Chanting) Gopher!
973
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:19,077
Gopher!
974
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,159
Gopher!
975
00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:27,632
I'd like to dedicate this
song to a special someone.
976
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:31,419
You know who you are.
977
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,005
All right!
978
00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:34,669
1, 2, 3, 4.
979
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,638
[Band playing]
980
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,429
[Screaming]
981
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:51,528
(Singing) Dream
girl, gotta... gotta...
982
00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:53,898
Gotta get you in my life.
983
00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:56,395
Gotta get you in my life.
984
00:51:56,488 --> 00:52:00,868
Dream girl, gotta... gotta...
Gotta get you in my life.
985
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,371
Gotta get you in my life.
986
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:09,043
Dream girl, dream girl,
gotta get you in my life.
987
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:13,125
Gotta... gotta... gotta...
Gotta... gotta get you,
988
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:14,213
get you, get you.
989
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:15,817
Gotta... gotta... gotta...
Gotta... gotta get you,
990
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,801
get you, get you.
991
00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:18,764
Gotta... gotta... gotta...
Gotta... gotta get you,
992
00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:20,474
get you, get you.
993
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,894
Gotta get you into my life.
994
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:23,893
Watch out.
995
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:24,524
[Guitar solo]
996
00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:28,309
[Screaming]
997
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,278
Dream girl.
998
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:43,951
Dream girl.
999
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:50,669
Dream girl.
1000
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,520
Gotta... gotta... gotta... gotta
get you, get you, get you.
1001
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:53,544
Oh!
1002
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,810
[Vocalizing]
1003
00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:23,123
Doc: Gopher.
1004
00:53:23,199 --> 00:53:24,409
Gopher.
1005
00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:25,372
Oh, please, please.
1006
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,470
Don't put me on a pedestal.
1007
00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:29,464
What?
1008
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,289
Where's Cheryl?
1009
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,884
She's over there,
talking to Isaac.
1010
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:33,459
Play it again, Isaac.
1011
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:35,423
[Laughs]
1012
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,633
I saw that movie.
1013
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:39,844
Hey, what's the
matter with you, anyway?
1014
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,152
Doc, this is never
gonna work out.
1015
00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,716
She's beautiful,
and she's famous,
1016
00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:44,947
and she can have
anybody she wants.
1017
00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:47,021
Well, she must want you.
1018
00:53:47,098 --> 00:53:48,138
You have a date with her.
1019
00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:51,064
Oh, it's a mercy date.
1020
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,314
Look, do her and me a favor, ok?
1021
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,857
Just tell her the dinner's off.
1022
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,981
She'll understand.
1023
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,703
Announcer: All visitors
ashore, please.
1024
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,575
The ship will sail
in 30 minutes.
1025
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:56,500
[Knock on door]
1026
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,724
May I come in?
1027
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:05,389
Of course.
1028
00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:07,888
How did Lucas take the news?
1029
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:08,971
I haven't told him yet.
1030
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:21,400
Um... I'm sorry about today, the
way I acted, the things I said.
1031
00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:22,574
No, that's ok.
1032
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:25,282
I guess we both made
our share of mistakes.
1033
00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:26,783
I was angry.
1034
00:55:32,328 --> 00:55:35,918
I meant what I
said this morning.
1035
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:36,999
I'd like to try again.
1036
00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:43,297
[Sigh]
1037
00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:45,681
If we do, things will
have to be different.
1038
00:55:45,759 --> 00:55:48,339
They would be.
1039
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:51,258
No more ducking
confrontations, no more...
1040
00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:53,517
No more using
Lucas as a way out.
1041
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,980
Right, right, we... we'll
both have to make changes.
1042
00:55:58,063 --> 00:55:59,523
You know, darling, you...
1043
00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:00,886
You have been pretty inflexible.
1044
00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:04,902
Inflexible?
1045
00:56:04,986 --> 00:56:07,566
Mm-hmm.
1046
00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:08,865
Well, I'm here, aren't I?
1047
00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:13,078
Swallowing my pride.
1048
00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:14,081
Pride?
1049
00:56:14,162 --> 00:56:16,582
Is that all this means to you?
1050
00:56:16,664 --> 00:56:17,424
Your pride?
1051
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,499
Well, what do you want me to do?
1052
00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:22,804
I mean, throw myself at your
feet and say, "I love you,
1053
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:23,509
sherman"?
1054
00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:26,968
It wouldn't be a bad start.
1055
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:29,430
Well, when you earn
it, you will hear it.
1056
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,555
If you'll excuse me, I
have to finish packing.
1057
00:57:02,418 --> 00:57:06,168
I... I feel like Reggie Jackson.
1058
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:10,296
I talk... my voice is
like Reggie Jackson.
1059
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:13,425
I hit home runs
like Reggie Jackson.
1060
00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:15,973
(Yelling) I am Reggie Jackson!
1061
00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:20,227
I am Reggie Jackson!
1062
00:57:20,311 --> 00:57:22,401
I know.
1063
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,110
I know.
1064
00:57:23,189 --> 00:57:26,359
You told me earlier.
1065
00:57:26,442 --> 00:57:27,882
You know, it's too
bad you don't look
1066
00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:28,864
like the real Reggie Jackson.
1067
00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:31,355
You'd be the most
popular guy on the ship.
1068
00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:33,237
[Laugh]
1069
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,704
Hey, ca... but...
1070
00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:45,746
Oh, captain.
1071
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,398
Oh, yes, Mr. MacDonald,
something I can do?
1072
00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:49,092
I was looking for
Mrs. Castle wood.
1073
00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:52,054
Did she dine earlier?
1074
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:53,385
Oh, no, no.
1075
00:57:53,469 --> 00:57:55,072
She called to tell me she
wouldn't be joining us.
1076
00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,886
She lost her appetite.
1077
00:57:56,973 --> 00:57:58,393
Oh.
1078
00:57:58,474 --> 00:58:00,644
It can't be our cuisine.
1079
00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:01,057
Must be your jokes.
1080
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,194
[Chuckle]
1081
00:58:16,117 --> 00:58:18,867
I wonder where daddy is.
1082
00:58:18,953 --> 00:58:20,083
I don't know, darling.
1083
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:21,603
Now what are we
going to have to eat?
1084
00:58:21,664 --> 00:58:24,384
[Grunting]
1085
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:25,539
Happy birthday, Lucas.
1086
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:27,497
Yeah, hope you enjoy the gift.
1087
00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:28,587
[Grunt]
1088
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:30,835
Heavy, man.
1089
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:34,344
Remind me to get you a
joke book for your birthday.
1090
00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:35,007
Thanks.
1091
00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,224
You guys are really neat.
1092
00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:40,425
But can I wait to open it
till my father gets here?
1093
00:58:40,516 --> 00:58:41,596
Well, sure.
1094
00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:46,114
And if you already have a
sled, you can exchange it.
1095
00:58:46,189 --> 00:58:47,899
Remind me to loan
you my joke book.
1096
00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:55,784
Maybe I ought a call dad.
1097
00:58:55,865 --> 00:58:56,905
Lucas...
1098
00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:59,621
Maybe he took a
nap or overslept.
1099
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:02,212
No, sweetheart, he...
He didn't take a nap.
1100
00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:03,748
He's ok, isn't he?
1101
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:07,421
Oh, yes, yes, he's fine.
1102
00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:11,802
Lucas, today, when your
father said that, uh...
1103
00:59:11,881 --> 00:59:14,471
We were getting back together?
1104
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:15,550
Well...
1105
00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:20,224
[sigh]
1106
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:30,070
You're... you're not
getting back together.
1107
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:35,818
No.
1108
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:36,945
I think he left the ship.
1109
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:45,998
Lucas.
1110
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,332
- Daddy!
- Lucas!
1111
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:48,327
I thought you left.
1112
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,038
You thought?
1113
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:53,297
Oh, you thought wrong.
1114
00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:54,801
Hello.
1115
00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:56,362
Do you mind if we
join you for dinner?
1116
00:59:59,595 --> 01:00:01,345
Wow, what more could a girl ask
1117
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:03,791
for than to have dinner with
the two men she loves the most?
1118
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,614
Sherman, I
1119
01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:13,030
Millie, I love you.
1120
01:00:22,493 --> 01:00:23,493
I love you both.
1121
01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:43,391
Estelle.
1122
01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:47,143
I hear you're not very well.
1123
01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:48,436
Is there anything I can do?
1124
01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:49,399
Yes.
1125
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:52,269
Leave me alone.
1126
01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:56,067
Well, not till you've listened
to what I've got to say.
1127
01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:59,912
All right, I'm listening.
1128
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:03,449
Well, I'm afraid, uh...
1129
01:01:03,534 --> 01:01:05,084
We behaved rather
foolishly last night.
1130
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,911
Did we?
1131
01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:09,206
I mean, it was
foolish to think that
1132
01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:14,420
something romantic could
happen in an employer-employee
1133
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,884
relationship.
1134
01:01:16,964 --> 01:01:17,224
Really?
1135
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:18,928
Yes.
1136
01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:24,558
So now that we've eliminated
the employer-employee
1137
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,349
relationship
1138
01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:27,712
Bertram, what
are you suggesting?
1139
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:32,935
I'm not, um
1140
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:37,242
I'm not putting all
this very well, am I?
1141
01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:45,318
Estelle, would it offend you
if I told you that I loved you?
1142
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,075
I love you very much.
1143
01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:50,504
You do?
1144
01:01:50,581 --> 01:01:53,081
You love me?
1145
01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:54,877
Yes.
1146
01:01:54,961 --> 01:02:00,301
I'm afraid it's been going on
for some time, almost 20 years
1147
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,383
to be exact.
1148
01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:05,848
What took you so long?
1149
01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:08,520
Well, it hasn't
exactly been easy.
1150
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:11,479
I've seen you through
two atrocious marriages,
1151
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,231
I mean, one oaf, one ingrate.
1152
01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:15,193
They were awful.
1153
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:17,903
Yes, they were.
1154
01:02:17,984 --> 01:02:20,324
You are much too good
for either of them.
1155
01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:22,493
Good riddance is all I can say.
1156
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,492
And another thing
1157
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:26,454
I love you too.
1158
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,544
I think I always have.
1159
01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:32,539
I just never did believe it.
1160
01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:38,883
Well, that does put a whole
new complexion on things,
1161
01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:40,013
doesn't it?
1162
01:02:40,089 --> 01:02:41,669
And, uh...
1163
01:02:41,757 --> 01:02:44,217
Do shut up and kiss me.
1164
01:02:44,302 --> 01:02:45,642
Is that an order?
1165
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,970
Oh, no, just a
very earnest request.
1166
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:06,114
Bertram.
1167
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:15,876
Well, it has been
20 years, hasn't it?
1168
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:21,588
Now, will you kindly
follow me to my cabin?
1169
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,512
Is that an order?
1170
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:28,101
Definitely, madam, definitely.
1171
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,142
Announcer: Ladies and
gentlemen, a reminder...
1172
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,086
Due to the big party on
the lido deck tonight,
1173
01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,048
there will be no dancing
in the acapulco lounge.
1174
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,947
Here's looking at you, Cheryl.
1175
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,704
[Mumble]
1176
01:05:18,914 --> 01:05:20,474
I can't understand
a word you're saying.
1177
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:28,795
I said, "maybe next time, kid."
1178
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:30,223
Oh, Rick...
1179
01:05:30,301 --> 01:05:31,591
Gopher.
1180
01:05:31,677 --> 01:05:33,547
Right.
1181
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:37,598
Oh, gopher, I
tried to stay away.
1182
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:40,273
I loved you so much.
1183
01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:41,353
I still love you.
1184
01:05:44,065 --> 01:05:46,685
It's no good, baby.
1185
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:47,836
You're famous, and I'm not.
1186
01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:53,070
If you gave all that up
for me, you'll regret it.
1187
01:05:53,157 --> 01:05:59,747
Maybe not today, maybe
not tomorrow, but soon,
1188
01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:00,870
for the rest of your life.
1189
01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:07,417
So dinner's off.
1190
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,255
Goodbye, Rick.
1191
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:12,180
Gopher.
1192
01:06:12,259 --> 01:06:13,719
Goodbye, gopher.
1193
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:17,183
If you want, just whistle.
1194
01:06:34,865 --> 01:06:38,325
Here's looking at you, kid.
1195
01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:40,201
Is that all you're
going to do, gopher?
1196
01:06:40,287 --> 01:06:41,457
Look?
1197
01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,919
Ah, Cheryl.
1198
01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:47,549
Doc gave me your message
that dinner was off.
1199
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:48,918
Um, yeah.
1200
01:06:49,004 --> 01:06:51,764
Honestly, gopher, you
could break a girl's heart.
1201
01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:53,341
Me?
1202
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:54,756
Break your heart?
1203
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,724
Why not?
1204
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:57,394
Well, because you're...
1205
01:06:57,471 --> 01:06:59,931
You're
1206
01:07:00,015 --> 01:07:00,385
Cheryl Tyson.
1207
01:07:00,474 --> 01:07:02,564
Famous model.
1208
01:07:02,643 --> 01:07:05,023
And you're gopher Smith.
1209
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,274
Clumsy idiot.
1210
01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:09,526
Don't be silly.
1211
01:07:09,608 --> 01:07:13,488
It's charming to see
such unabashed affection.
1212
01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:15,951
I like you.
1213
01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:18,451
I'd like to spend some
time alone with you.
1214
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:19,454
You would?
1215
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:20,535
Yes.
1216
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:26,374
Will you dance with me?
1217
01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:40,642
[Gopher scatting]
1218
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,849
[Cheryl humming]
1219
01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:47,562
[Humming together]
1220
01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:19,885
Bye, captain.
1221
01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:21,350
Goodbye.
1222
01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:23,140
Thank you for a
most enjoyable cruise.
1223
01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:24,354
Oh, yes, indeed.
1224
01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:29,103
Seeing you two together,
well, it's almost as if you've
1225
01:08:29,188 --> 01:08:30,818
known each other for years.
1226
01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:32,188
Almost.
1227
01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:35,784
I can truthfully say
that all other men
1228
01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:38,861
take a backseat to Bertram.
1229
01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:39,868
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
1230
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:40,949
Goodbye.
1231
01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,159
[Screaming]
1232
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:56,377
Oh, excuse me.
1233
01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:59,545
I think I see a
friend over there.
1234
01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:00,335
Excuse me.
1235
01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:01,297
Reggie!
1236
01:09:01,387 --> 01:09:03,097
Hey!
1237
01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,786
You're not gonna leave without
saying goodbye to me, are you?
1238
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,730
- Nah.
- I hope not.
1239
01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,442
I'm glad everything
worked out for you.
1240
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:12,772
Yeah.
1241
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:13,567
Thanks, Reggie.
1242
01:09:13,649 --> 01:09:14,649
Thanks, Isaac.
1243
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:16,652
Glad we could help.
1244
01:09:16,735 --> 01:09:18,895
Remember the time when
you told me you skipped
1245
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,448
right from seven to nine?
1246
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:21,371
Yeah.
1247
01:09:21,448 --> 01:09:22,618
You missed the best year.
1248
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,410
All right.
1249
01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:28,616
I gotta go now.
1250
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,166
See you in the world series.
1251
01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:31,249
Ok.
1252
01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:42,014
Remember when you struck
out five times straight?
1253
01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:43,094
Mm-hmm.
1254
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:44,865
I had the same problem
once in little league,
1255
01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:47,599
but I figured if you stick
your foot in a bucket,
1256
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:50,483
kinda tuck this elbow in
here, you got it licked.
1257
01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:50,941
Think about it.
1258
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,940
Get outta here.
1259
01:09:57,735 --> 01:09:59,945
That's my friend,
Reggie Jackson.
1260
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:00,779
He said I can become
a star ballplayer
1261
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:03,533
like him if I work real hard.
1262
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:03,866
[Chuckle]
1263
01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:04,869
Really?
1264
01:10:04,950 --> 01:10:06,660
I'm not afraid of hard work.
1265
01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:08,954
Me neither.
1266
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:10,038
Come on, let's go.
1267
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,080
Let's go.
1268
01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:17,296
If you ever get to the big
apple, you stay at my place.
1269
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:18,509
All right.
1270
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:21,129
And if you play your cards
right, I got a little pull,
1271
01:10:21,216 --> 01:10:22,944
you know, I might be able
to get you some tickets
1272
01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:24,888
to a game in the front row.
1273
01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:25,640
Solid.
1274
01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:26,561
See you.
1275
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,019
Isaac: Ok.
1276
01:10:28,098 --> 01:10:29,558
Hey.
1277
01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:31,482
That wasn't who I
thought it was, was it?
1278
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,980
Is, was, and always will be.
1279
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,064
Imagine that.
1280
01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:39,316
I was on the same
ship as oj Simpson.
1281
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:47,282
Hey. You weren't gonna leave
here without me, were you?
1282
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:48,118
Depends.
1283
01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:49,502
Wanna go to the
ballpark with me?
1284
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:53,538
There's nothing happening at
the ballpark this time of year.
1285
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:54,624
We're not there yet.
1286
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,598
Well, my darling, shall we go?
1287
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,680
Yes.
1288
01:11:19,608 --> 01:11:24,148
I don't think this
is going to work.
1289
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,568
Perhaps you're right.
1290
01:11:43,924 --> 01:11:46,044
Well, I think we're quite
ready to go home now, madam.
1291
01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:48,513
Oh, Bertram, not quite.
1292
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:04,613
Now I think we're
quite ready to go home.
1293
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,449
[Laugh]
1294
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,172
Julie: Thank you
for sailing with us.
1295
01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:26,507
Captain: Come see us again.
1296
01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:27,512
Bye bye.
1297
01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,803
Well, I'm glad to see
that the two of you
1298
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:31,507
finally got together.
1299
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:32,717
Was there ever any doubt?
1300
01:12:32,806 --> 01:12:34,176
[Laugh]
1301
01:12:34,266 --> 01:12:35,556
Take good care of our purser.
1302
01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:37,392
We need him back in two days.
1303
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:38,348
I will.
1304
01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:39,664
Right, well, I guess
we're ready to go.
1305
01:12:39,688 --> 01:12:41,108
Did you call a cab?
1306
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:41,770
I thought you were
going to call a cab.
1307
01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:44,737
Me?
1308
01:12:44,818 --> 01:12:49,778
Well, here's another fine
mess you've gotten us into.
1309
01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:51,625
(Stan Laurel impression)
Well, I didn't know.
1310
01:12:51,658 --> 01:12:52,658
I thought that you were
1311
01:12:52,701 --> 01:12:53,041
I thought that you...
1312
01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:55,448
[blubbering]
1313
01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:58,207
(Oliver Hardy impression)
Of course you didn't know.
1314
01:12:58,290 --> 01:13:00,630
I have to take
care of everything.
1315
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,379
Hmph.
1316
01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:03,341
I'm sorry, Ollie.
1317
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:04,960
It won't happen again.
1318
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:05,957
Hmph.
1319
01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,548
After you.
1320
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,133
After you.
1321
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,338
Together: Hmph.
1322
01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:11,427
Hmph.
1323
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,936
Those two are very
strange together.
1324
01:13:21,021 --> 01:13:23,521
Hm, a perfect match.
1325
01:13:23,607 --> 01:13:24,607
Together: Hmph.
1326
01:13:27,027 --> 01:13:28,237
[Laugh]
1327
01:13:39,373 --> 01:13:41,423
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