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♪
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MICHAEL:
This isn't how our story
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was supposed to end.
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But meeting you
in the first place
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was the plot twist
I never expected.
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-Mike, what do you got?
-14 years ago,
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it was a most ordinary Tuesday.
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-Earth to Mike.
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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
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Um, I'm working
on a piece titled
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"Every Gilmore Girls
Character Ranked
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from Best to Rory."
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-Who's Rory?
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She's one of the Gilmore Girls.
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Which one?
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Sh-She's the younger one.
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Yeah, I don't get it.
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Can you give me something
about Fear Factor?
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Sure, yeah. I'll give you
something about Fear Factor.
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My job atTV Guide was a dream,
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especially as a kid who imagined
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his childhood
was an '80s sitcom.
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-The Ausiellos.
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With Michael's Younger Brother
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and Michael's Older Brother.
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Starring Michael Ausiello
as Michael Ausiello.
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Hey, kids. I'm home.
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Mom!
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ANNOUNCER:
And featuring Mrs. Ausiello.
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Come on.
Our soap's about to start.
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I remember watching
daytime soap operas with my mom.
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Nurse Angelique,
how's the patient?
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Not good, Dr. Underwood.
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All those sad people
in hospitals.
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I was determined that my story
was going to be a happy one.
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And for a while, it was.
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I fancied myself as the star
of my very own
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-workplace comedy.
-Hey, princess.
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A little Liz Lemon and a lot
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-of Will Truman.
-Holy crap.
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That's Nick.
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He convinces me to do things
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like go out to a club
on a weeknight.
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-It is Jock Night at Nublu.
-Oh.
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Yeah, so throw on something
like this, and let's go.
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I'm gonna get you laid.
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-Come on.
-That sounds really fun,
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but I have to finish this piece
on Fear Factorby tomorrow.
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You work too much,
and you need to get out more.
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Come on.
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Yeah! Let's do it!
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♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
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I don't belong here.
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Mm-mm. Sure, you do.
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It's Jock Night,
and you're a runner.
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I'm a jogger. I'm not a runner.
Jogging's not a sport.
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Please. Are you allergic
to fun, Michael?
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MICHAEL:
And there you were,
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like some sweatband-wearing
matinee idol.
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I'll just shut up now.
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Oh, that guy
is definitely into you.
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He was with a woman.
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No man in this club has been
with a woman in years,
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-if ever.
-Oh, my God.
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-He's walking over here.
-Oh. Ignore me.
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-Nick, please. Don't do that.
-Ignore me. Ignore me.
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I'm just a random gay man.
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-What's up?
-"What's up"?
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Well, uh, you were
looking over, and you...
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waved, and you were making
that face, so...
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Oh, I know. We were just...
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We were smiling
at each other, so I...
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Uh, y-you were smiling
at me, right?
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Well, actually, my friend Nina
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was getting me a drink,
so I was just looking.
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Oh, Jesus.
So you weren't looking at me.
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You were looking behind me.
Oh, my God.
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Well, I mean, no, I was... I...
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-Okay. That's mortifying.
-Hey, you guys.
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-No, it's...
-Hello.
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You are so his type.
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Okay, uh, she's had
a few too many.
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-You've had a few too many.
-No, I haven't.
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Yes, I have. Yes, I have,
but you are still his type.
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-Oh. -Well,
'cause you're, like, um...
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you're, like a dweeb.
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-I'm what?
-Tall. She means tall.
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-You mean tall.
-Yes. A tall dweeb.
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-That is what I meant.
-Oh, my... Okay.
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-Wow. -It doesn't matter.
Don't be embarrassed.
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Everybody has a type.
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My type is
very handsome gay men.
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Which is why I am
hopelessly single.
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-It's...
-I'm dancing.
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It's truly a tragedy. It's...
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-Well, for me.
-I think for maybe both of us.
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Did you, um...
Do you want to dance?
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I want... No, I don't...
I'm not gonna dance.
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Okay. You prefer to watch?
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-Yes, I like to watch.
-Okay.
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-Okay. -Well, let me know
if you change your mind.
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♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
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♪ You make me feel
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♪ Mighty real...
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Oh, they're dancing!
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-You're a great dancer.
-You're a terrible liar.
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Have you been here before?
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I wouldn't say that
this is really my scene.
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-What's your scene?
-I'm more of a
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"work late, go to bed early"
kind of guy. What about you?
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-Uh, I've been here a lot.
-Mm.
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Uh, getting a little
tired of it.
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Maybe you should try
another scene.
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-Maybe I should.
-Maybe you should.
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Mm.
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Bold.
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♪ Oh, you make me feel...
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How about...
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turning the hat?
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♪ You make me feel...
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♪ All the time...
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So, you want to get out of here
and go back to my place?
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I don't even know your name.
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It's Kit.
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Mm. Wait, really? You're Kit?
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:
Oh, God. I'm Michael.
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It's like Michael and KITT
from Knight Rider.
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It's that David Hasselhoff show
from the '80s.
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Ran 90 episodes.
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Oh, so this is kismet, then?
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Uh, sure.
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Except that KITT was
a talking car
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and the show wasn't very good.
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-Hey, there you are.
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-Oh, God, hi.
-Oh, whoa.
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Kit, I need you to take me home
because the room is spinning.
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-All right. Um, that's my cue.
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Oh. Yeah, okay.
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Uh, it's been good to meet you.
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Come on. Jesus.
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Yeah, it's good
to meet you, too.
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You know what? Actually, here.
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This is, um...
This-this is my card.
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It has my number on it
so you can call me sometime.
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-Okay.
-Oh, God.
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-I think I'm gonna barf.
-All right.
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Let's get you out of here.
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Get you out of here.
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-I'm so sorry.
-Come on.
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I never thought
I'd hear from you.
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But then you called.
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You do own a TV set, right?
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I think my roommate Kirby does.
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-Is that shocking to you?
-Shocking?
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No, it's not shocking.
I-I've heard of people
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who don't have TVs,
but I've never met one.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Educate me.
What's your favorite TV show?
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Uh, at the moment? Felicity.
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They're doing some new things,
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but it's also got
a traditional...
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I don't know, there's something
comforting about it,
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-and the actors are great.
-Um, is she the one
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whose haircut almost got
the show canceled?
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It is a brilliant show,
and you should watch it.
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Okay. Should we get a bottle?
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This place has
an incredible wine list.
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Um, I think I will stick
with Diet Coke.
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I'm not really much
of a drinker.
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I don't really like the taste
or the empty calories.
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What about you?
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Drunkard or junkie?
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I'm a photographer.
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-Mm. Both, then.
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Well, for now, I have a day job
that pays the bills.
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-What is that?
-Cosiì.
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New York's finest
fast-casual restaurant chain.
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Cosiì has the best flatbread
in New York City.
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Well, I design their
advertising, store signage.
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Did you do the new ads for
the hummus-veggie sandwich?
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I did, yes.
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-That's one of mine.
-Okay, I'm not even kidding,
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that is the most beautifully
rendered
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hummus and veggie sandwich
I have ever seen.
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And I'm a vegetarian.
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I've seen a lot of hummus
and veggie pictures.
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Well, what can I say?
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When it comes to lighting
bread, I know what's up.
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I do lunch every day at
the Cosiì on 51st and Broadway.
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Well, today's your lucky day,
because your, um...
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your next two
flatbread sandwiches are on me.
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Shut up! Oh, marry me.
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Oh, God. Is that too soon
to ask you to marry me?
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Thank you.
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You're very welcome.
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Uh, what's your, um...
what's your take on marriage?
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Ooh, a serious discussion.
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Well, you know,
it's topical and...
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Okay. Well...
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I consider myself
a bit of a hopeless romantic,
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so I guess that makes me pro.
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And I'm guessing that
you kind of feel differently.
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Well, aren't we supposed to be
more advanced than that?
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I mean, it started as
the literal selling of chattel.
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I don't know if I want to be
a part of that ritual.
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I-I think some rituals
are kind of sweet.
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And some rituals
are actually very important.
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Mm.
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-What's chattel?
-I don't know.
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I think it's, like,
cattle that chats.
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Talking cows?
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Middle child, two brothers.
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We're actually very close,
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but they live
in different states,
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so we don't see each other
very often.
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-Only child.
-Only...
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No sisters, no brothers.
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Childhood obsessions.
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Christmas and soaps and...
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Christmas and soaps and...?
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Nope, there's nothing else.
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Christmas and soaps. Period. Go.
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Uh, childhood obsession: magic.
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My stage name
was Kit the Conjurer.
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Kit the Conjurer!
The alliteration.
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It's, um... You've got, um...
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-What is it? -You've got
something behind your ear.
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-What? Wh-Where?
-I... It's...
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, Jesus.
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-It's a dinner roll.
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How did that get there?
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How did you do that?
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A magician never reveals
his secrets.
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After high school,
I escaped to Los Angeles.
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-I went to USC...
-Mm-hmm.
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...where I nurtured
my obsession with television,
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which led to my current job
at TV Guide.
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Which, I am guessing,
you've never even heard of.
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No, no, no. My-my parents had
a subscription to TV Guide.
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Oh, thank God.
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They're retired now.
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My dad is
a world-class putterer.
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A good guy.
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And, um...
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my mom is a triathlete.
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Your mother's a triath...
As in, like, the whole...
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Mm-hmm.
Swimming, biking, running.
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00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,693
-Yep, yep, yep.
-Shut up.
250
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,260
She is exceptionally driven.
251
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,262
-Though not very good.
252
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,437
-Wow.
253
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,744
Are you close with them?
254
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,050
Yeah. I mean, it's...
it's complicated.
255
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,704
But they're great.
256
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,314
They're essentially great.
257
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,361
What about your parents?
258
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,539
Can I just say
that this Diet Coke
259
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:13,847
is the perfect
syrup-to-carbonation ratio?
260
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,023
This is, like,
Chipotle-level perfect.
261
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,112
No one does Diet Coke
like Chipotle.
262
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,549
Hmm.
263
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,944
They both passed away.
264
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:26,294
My father died
when I was very young.
265
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:29,950
And my mother, she got cancer
a few years after that, so...
266
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,215
Yes, it sucked.
267
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,869
I'm so sorry.
268
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,698
It's okay.
269
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,223
Thank you.
270
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,924
-Oh, whoa.
-Watch out.
271
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,621
Maybe we should
go inside somewhere.
272
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,102
I don't really want
to get gay-bashed.
273
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:57,586
Okay. Well, then let's go
to your place.
274
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,067
I've never been
to Jersey City before.
275
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,851
Plus, I have the, um...
276
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,853
the aforementioned
roommate, so...
277
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:07,596
I would love to go to my place,
but they just...
278
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,730
they just painted my apartment,
and I'm afraid the fumes
279
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,733
might not be safe to breathe in.
280
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,866
Okay. Fine.
281
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,434
Then... let's go to my place.
282
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,175
Okay, let's do that.
283
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,181
I... I'm hoping
my roommate isn't here.
284
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:30,358
She's very monosyllabic.
285
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,099
Okay.
286
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,407
-Kit?
287
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,541
Hey, Kirby.
288
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,761
Hey.
289
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,937
-Uh, this is Mike.
-Hi, Kirby.
290
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,590
Mike.
291
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,114
Um, we were just gonna...
292
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,506
-You want me to...?
-Yeah.
293
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,639
-Okay. Okay.
-Yeah.
294
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,818
This is my boudoir.
295
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,341
Wow.
296
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,434
This is... This is really cool.
297
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,262
Thanks.
298
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:08,483
So, she-she's really
monosyllabic.
299
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,615
Oh, yeah. I've never seen her
leave the apartment.
300
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,749
I swear to God
she only eats bagels, toasted.
301
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,142
I have to be nice
to her, though.
302
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,621
She pays more rent than me.
303
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,843
You want some weed?
304
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,150
Oh, no, I'm okay. Thank you.
305
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,455
Okay.
306
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,937
♪ Walk out into velvet
307
00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:32,115
♪ Nothing more to say
308
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,857
♪ You're my favorite moment...
309
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,728
So, here we are.
310
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,948
So, yes. We're here.
311
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:42,517
♪ 'Cause you're my number one
312
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,260
♪ I'm like a dog to get you
313
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,829
♪ I want it up and on
314
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,180
♪ I'm like a dog to get you
315
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,182
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
316
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,620
♪ Sunset only seconds
317
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:02,798
♪ Just ripe, then it's gone
318
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,715
♪ Got no new intentions
319
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,326
♪ Just right, then it's gone
320
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,460
♪ 'Cause you're my number one
321
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:16,159
♪ I'm like a dog to get you
322
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,683
♪ I want it up and on...
323
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,338
Okay, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
324
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:22,774
Did I...
Did I do something or...
325
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:23,993
No.
326
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,821
No, you-you didn't... No, you...
327
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,302
I just... I need to...
328
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,565
I need to pee.
Where's the bathroom?
329
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,267
Hi.
330
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,335
Hi, Mom. I'm home.
331
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,814
Hi, honey.
332
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,207
How was school today?
333
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,079
Kind of a drag.
334
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,603
One of the other kids
called me Dead Dad Mike,
335
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,431
the Fat Fudge Packer,
336
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,695
in front of my U.S. history
and geography class,
337
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,218
and they all laughed at me.
338
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,003
-Aw.
-Honey, come here.
339
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,529
What have I always told you?
340
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,923
It's what's on the inside
that counts.
341
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,490
Someday you're gonna grow up
to be the best
342
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,405
-TV journalist in the world.
-Mom.
343
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,755
I love you so much.
344
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,238
:
Enjoy yourself.
345
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:40,200
♪ 'Cause you're my number one
346
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:43,290
♪ I'm like a dog to get you
347
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,901
♪ I want it up and on
348
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,253
♪ I'm like a dog to get you...
349
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,255
You're zipped up.
350
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,996
I'm sorry. I'll get that.
351
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172
Just... jump.
352
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,742
Here. Oh, God.
353
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,831
-Just lift your butt up.
-I'm trying.
354
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,485
Just, come on.
355
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,443
Please. Let me do it.
Let me do it. Let me do it.
356
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,792
-Okay.
-I know, it sucks.
357
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,186
♪ I want it up and on
358
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,014
♪ I'm like a dog to get you...
359
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,408
:
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.
360
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,627
I'm really sorry. I'm sorry.
361
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,499
You have nice legs.
362
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,022
Oh, thank you. I jog.
363
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,328
Yeah, it shows.
364
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,764
Thank you.
365
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:27,290
♪ Howl under the moon
366
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,033
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
367
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,730
♪ Howl...
368
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,645
No, no. No. Wait.
369
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,473
-Whoa. Okay. Okay.
370
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,042
Am I...
371
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,609
Am I doing something wrong?
I don't...
372
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,351
No, it's just...
373
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,048
You are so confident.
374
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,137
I mean, you just
ripped off your clothes
375
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,052
like you're a stripper
at a bachelorette party,
376
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,793
and you look...
377
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,882
-you look incredible.
-No.
378
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,885
And I'm-I'm... I'm an FFK.
379
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,497
You don't know
what that is, do you?
380
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,369
-No. No.
-I'm a former fat kid.
381
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,720
So I-I have some body issues.
382
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,766
-Uh-huh.
-Especially around this...
383
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,247
-Like, I basically shower
with clothes on, so I... -What?
384
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,641
Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.
385
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,077
-I should leave.
-No.
386
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,079
Should I just leave?
I should leave.
387
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,950
Yeah, you should probably...
you should probably go.
388
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,126
Yeah.
389
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,609
It's okay. We don't have
to do anything. We can...
390
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,047
We can just talk.
We can just talk.
391
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,527
Or I can tickle you.
392
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,268
Stop! Don't do that.
393
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,272
We can just talk.
394
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,621
-We can just talk.
-We can talk?
395
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,275
Yeah.
396
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,843
-Are you sure?
-Yeah. No pressure.
397
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,845
We can just talk.
398
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,978
We could just lay here
and... talk.
399
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,850
-We can talk?
-Yeah.
400
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,461
-Okay.
-No pressure.
401
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,072
Okay.
402
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,771
What should we talk about?
403
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,428
Uh, that's a good question.
404
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,952
Um...
405
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,998
when-when did you know
you were gay?
406
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,522
-Oh.
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,567
-Big question. Big question.
-God, um...
408
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,265
Fifth grade.
409
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,006
I was watching...
410
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,226
Days of Our Lives
with my mother.
411
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,576
-Uh-huh.
-And she caught me
412
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,057
literally drooling
over a shirtless Bo Brady.
413
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,146
-Oh. Ooh.
414
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:28,542
And it is awkward
to realize you're gay
415
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,675
at the same moment
your mother is realizing
416
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,069
that you're realizing
you're gay.
417
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,592
-You were like 12?
-Mm-hmm.
418
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,899
11, 12... I don't give a...
Yeah, she knew.
419
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,770
Oh, my God. My parents
still don't know. I mean...
420
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,598
-What? -I had girlfriends
right up until after college.
421
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,774
-They-they have no idea.
-No.
422
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,690
Why haven't you told them?
423
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,779
Uh... Um...
424
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,781
Because it took a long time
425
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:54,089
for me to accept it myself,
and...
426
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,092
I think it will be
tough for them.
427
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:01,009
And I don't think I'm ready
to tell them. I...
428
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,011
I don't know.
429
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:36,436
♪ Where the sun never goes out
430
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:40,962
♪ And the sky is deep and blue
431
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,442
♪ Won't you take me
432
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,139
This okay?
433
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,711
Yes.
434
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,800
Thank you.
435
00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,068
♪ Ooh, we can begin again...
436
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,812
I changed my outfit
seven times before this date.
437
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:08,119
You always felt like premium
cable to my network sitcom.
438
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,557
-Hi. Good to see you.
-It's good to see you.
439
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,124
-Hi.
-So you must be Michael.
440
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,083
I didn't realize I was in
"must be" territory.
441
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,259
You've already met him, Nina.
442
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,305
-Oh, my God. Jock Night.
443
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,176
-Jock Night.
-You are the tall dweeb.
444
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,743
Is that what
I'm gonna be called?
445
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,701
No, no, no.
Isn't this place beautiful?
446
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,355
-Can you believe that she works
here? -It's quite stunning.
447
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,443
It really is. It's-it's, uh...
448
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,140
It's an atelier.
449
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,838
Ateli-what?
450
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,448
It's... You know what?
It's just a designer showroom.
451
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:33,971
-Well, it's beautiful.
-But Kit can tell you
452
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,495
all about it when he starts
working here.
453
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,714
Yeah, we need someone
to do some photographs
454
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,325
-for our catalog. -Mm, right.
-That'd be cool.
455
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,717
Nina loves to taunt me with
456
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,066
false promises of employment,
so...
457
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,155
Can I get anyone a drink?
A Diet Coke?
458
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,288
I feel very seen. Thank you.
459
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,290
So, Michael...
460
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,510
-Yes.
-What is your whole life story?
461
00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,163
One sentence.
Tell me everything.
462
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,295
-Uh...
-Actually, you know what?
463
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,514
Let's make it fun.
464
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:55,993
Life story. One word. Go.
465
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,256
Basically...
466
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,996
"Basically." Oh, I like that.
467
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,302
That is fascinating.
468
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,435
-Okay, you. One word.
-Impatient.
469
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,306
-That actually makes a lot
of sen... -Hold that thought.
470
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,960
Have you seen the black apple?
471
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,310
Well... I don't know
what that means.
472
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,703
Come. Come, come, come.
He'll find us.
473
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,357
I can't imagine that I have.
Okay.
474
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,272
It's, uh... Excuse me.
475
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,709
So, I would say that
it-it blurs the lines
476
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,928
between art and produce,
477
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:21,192
uh, and that it-it hearkens
back to the Gilded Age.
478
00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,933
There's a certain opulence
about it.
479
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,327
That's a very impressive
analysis. He's a real pro.
480
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,850
Yeah, well, it reminds us
481
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,591
that sometimes life
is just black and white
482
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,767
and that sometimes, uh,
an apple is just an apple,
483
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:32,421
and it's good.
484
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,336
-Is this good?
-No, it's terrible.
485
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,338
-It's terrible?
-Yes.
486
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,949
Uh, at best, it belongs in a...
a high-end doctor's office.
487
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,429
Stop. You're being generous.
488
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,344
I could see this
in a low-end dentist's office.
489
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,390
I give you an "A" for effort.
Cheers.
490
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,087
-Phew. Thank you.
491
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,523
-I hate that.
-You did very well.
492
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,264
Yeah, you should.
It's not good at all.
493
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,049
This is the roof garden.
494
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,095
-Oh, my goodness.
-Isn't it amazing?
495
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,837
Yeah, look at this.
It's beautiful.
496
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,840
They all really like you,
by the way.
497
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,668
I feel like Nina hates me.
498
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,322
No, no. If she didn't like you,
499
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,671
she'd be much more
accommodating.
500
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:06,020
I promise.
501
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,935
Oh, that's good to know.
502
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,859
I love this city.
503
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,949
Thank you for coming tonight.
504
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,603
Thank you for having me.
505
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,301
It's a pleasure
to have you as my date.
506
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,524
So, um, shall we go
to your place tonight?
507
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,482
The last bus
is in like half an hour.
508
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:34,875
I don't even know if we...
509
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:36,398
Come on.
We could make that, easy.
510
00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,878
-It'd be fun.
-Clearly, you've never been
511
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,619
to Port Authority
on a Friday night.
512
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,185
Is there a reason you don't
want me to see your place?
513
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,970
I mean, at first,
it was paint fumes,
514
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,276
and now you hiding a dead body
or something? I...
515
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,887
No. No. There's no...
516
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,323
-That's ridiculous.
-Mm-hmm.
517
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,716
The whole idea
that I wouldn't want you
518
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:51,065
to see my place,
that's ridiculous.
519
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,936
Okay, then. So?
520
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,374
Okay.
521
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,463
Fine. We'll go to my place.
522
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,029
If that's what you want.
523
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:01,162
-Oh, it's what I want, Michael.
-Okay, then.
524
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,729
-That's what we'll do.
-Mm-hmm.
525
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,645
-We'll go to my place.
-Mm-hmm.
526
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,387
-Now?
-Yeah.
527
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,040
Let's go.
528
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,000
-All right.
-Come on.
529
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,784
Let's go.
530
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,876
And this is the hallway. Just...
531
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,575
Eggshell white on the...
532
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,272
-the wall.
-That's a lovely color.
533
00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:27,318
And, um, here's my door.
534
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:31,410
This is just your-your...
all-American, typical door.
535
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:36,415
And so, um, I guess
I'll just open the door
536
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,808
and we can go inside.
537
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,463
Yep. That's-that's usually
how it works, Michael.
538
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:43,987
Before we go in,
I want to remind you
539
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:47,643
that your friends said
that they really like me.
540
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,297
Oh, Jesus. Just open the door.
541
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:50,907
Okay.
542
00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:54,998
-I mean, I'm just a person
like everybody. -
543
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,348
Come on. Let me see
your apartment.
544
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,482
Come on.
545
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:01,657
Okay.
546
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,315
Okay. So, um...
547
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:10,971
this-this is where I live.
548
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,929
My apartment.
549
00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:15,889
♪
550
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,456
Home sweet home.
551
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,600
Okay. Um...
552
00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,385
-Oh, you don't want to...
-Oh, my God.
553
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,039
-They're in here, too.
-...go in the bedroom.
554
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:48,878
Oh, Papa.
555
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,627
What is this, Michael?
556
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:01,369
They're Smurfs.
557
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,937
Yes, I... I can see that.
558
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:06,287
Is it... Is it a fetish?
559
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:07,941
Oh, God, no.
This is not a fetish.
560
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,464
No, this is, uh...
561
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,813
I guess it's a hobby.
562
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,554
Or, uh, maybe it's a passion.
563
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:15,296
Uh, I started collecting these
when I was ten.
564
00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:17,037
It was my friend
Linda Swzedo's fault.
565
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,473
She got me into them.
566
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,301
She was totally obsessed
with them,
567
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,998
and then I became obsessed, too.
568
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:25,480
Uh, my mother would take me
to Gift Expressions
569
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,222
every Sunday after
I helped her grocery shop,
570
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:32,705
and she would buy me a Smurf
figurine as-as a reward.
571
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,576
My favorite was Vanity Smurf,
572
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,970
who I now realize
was a total closet case.
573
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,059
Like I was. And then...
574
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,669
I don't know, after my mom died,
575
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:43,106
I did take a ten-year
Smurf sabbatical.
576
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,717
But along came eBay,
577
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,154
and then I just kind of...
all hell broke loose.
578
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,852
I started going to toy shows,
and I went to flea markets.
579
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,680
I was buying
and selling and trad...
580
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:54,117
And I-I really can't
defend this.
581
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:57,904
Yeah.
582
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:02,343
I think that they take me
back in time.
583
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:05,999
You know, like...
584
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:08,001
to before my mom died.
585
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,525
-When...
586
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,181
When things were easier.
587
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:18,489
I think that you can imagine
why I was a little hesitant
588
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,491
to bring you to my apartment.
589
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,585
Say something.
590
00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:30,284
I, uh...
591
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,770
I fooled around with someone.
592
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,076
At the gym last week.
593
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,080
I know that you and I
have never had
594
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:46,648
the "exclusive" conversation,
and-and-and...
595
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:49,259
I don't know. I, um...
596
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:51,261
I feel guilty about it.
597
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,655
Why are you telling me this?
598
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,657
Because I feel guilty about it.
599
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:58,355
And that's new for me, Michael.
600
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,662
You know, I've never actually
had a real relationship before.
601
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,490
A... a-a boyfriend.
602
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:05,449
Uh, just a lot
of casual hookups.
603
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:08,409
And, you know, I don't usually
want more than that, but...
604
00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:11,107
If-if someone gets too attached,
605
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:15,546
I-I get out of there,
and-and-and this...
606
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,114
you...
607
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,421
it scares me.
608
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,127
You scare me, too.
609
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,740
I think you're very cool.
610
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:37,394
I think your friends
are very cool.
611
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:39,701
And I now know
that you go to the gym
612
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:42,965
for things other than
weight lifting and treadmill.
613
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,055
And I'm worried that
614
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:49,015
I'm going to fall
in love with you
615
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:51,321
and you're going
to break my heart.
616
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,412
That scares me.
617
00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,460
I guess we scare each other.
618
00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,549
I guess we do.
619
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:06,597
MICHAEL:
Smurfgate almost derailed us,
620
00:28:06,641 --> 00:28:09,165
but by Christmas,
we were back on track.
621
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,386
-Merry Christmas.
622
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:16,695
KIT:
How old is this thing?
623
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,871
1960s. So, I mean,
it's not exactly your childhood,
624
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,481
-but you know...
625
00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:21,830
It's got the...
it's got the wand and the cups
626
00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,745
and the lady
that you saw in half.
627
00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:25,051
Um, where did you get it?
628
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,270
Oh, you could buy anything
on eBay.
629
00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:28,837
It's really special, Mike.
630
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:30,578
You'll be happy to know
that I was able to resist
631
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:33,276
a super rare Christmas Carol
Smurf that was $300.
632
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,625
Oh, must have taken
a lot of self-control.
633
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,758
-It did.
634
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,368
-I love it.
-Good.
635
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,761
Thank you.
636
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:45,245
-I got you something.
-You did?
637
00:28:45,288 --> 00:28:46,899
Stand up.
638
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,770
Not as good as yours.
639
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,470
Close your eyes.
640
00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,255
-Close your eyes.
-Okay.
641
00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,039
-You better be very careful.
-I'm gonna be very careful.
642
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,649
-I don't like this at all.
-You're very important to me.
643
00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:00,173
I just don't like
walking blind like this.
644
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,088
Well, okay, I think we've
gotten to the point in
645
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:03,959
our relationship where you can
trust me a month and a half in.
646
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:05,613
I-I do. I just...
I hate a stubbed toe.
647
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:06,875
Ooh, your shoulders feel great.
648
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:09,051
-Oh, thank you.
-Mm.
649
00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:10,270
-Okay.
-Okay.
650
00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:11,445
Now, you just stay there.
651
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,229
-Okay.
-Okay.
652
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,102
-Okay.
-Oh, God.
653
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:18,234
-Am I going back in the closet?
-Oh, they wouldn't accept you.
654
00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:21,237
:
That's mean.
655
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:23,892
-Okay. And...
-Okay.
656
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:27,113
Open your eyes. Ta-da!
657
00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:30,116
Your very own closet space.
658
00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,335
-Did you... Did you make that?
-I did.
659
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,424
You can put
your sleep shorts here.
660
00:29:34,468 --> 00:29:37,993
And you can hang your pants
on a hanger.
661
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,778
Put them here.
662
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:41,867
And your wallet and your keys
in the sundries box.
663
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,130
That's where the sundries go.
664
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,305
Merry Christmas.
665
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,701
-You're staring at me.
-Yes.
666
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,402
-I love...
-Love you.
667
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,838
-What the hell?
-Oh.
668
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,753
-That was my line.
-Well, you hesitated.
669
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,885
-You snooze, you lose.
-No.
670
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,234
-I did not hesitate.
-You did.
671
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,583
I was giving the words
room to breathe.
672
00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:04,193
Well, let the record show
I said it first.
673
00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,847
Kit, at the very least,
674
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,588
we-we've said it
at the same time.
675
00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:08,502
That's not what
the record shows.
676
00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:09,851
I love you.
677
00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:12,811
I love you, too.
678
00:30:16,727 --> 00:30:18,120
WOMAN :
Dr. Patel to CCU.
679
00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:20,296
Dr. Patel to CCU.
680
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,037
MICHAEL:
Don't worry.
681
00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:23,865
We're not at the bad part yet.
682
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,562
-How's he doing?
-Good.
683
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:26,999
He's been dozing in and out.
684
00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:28,870
Are you family?
685
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,176
Oh, uh, no. I'm his boyfriend.
686
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,964
Oh, God.
687
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,880
-Are you gonna get that?
-It's his mother.
688
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,882
He told me to call her
and tell her not to come.
689
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,057
I've never even met the woman.
690
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:43,624
Oh.
691
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,582
Hello?
692
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,758
Hi, Mrs. Cowan.
693
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:49,760
Yes, this is Michael.
694
00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:51,632
Ausiello.
695
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:53,503
Yes, Kit's doing fine.
696
00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:56,419
Apparently, it was appendicitis,
but he's doing really well now.
697
00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:59,988
Yes, he told me to tell you
there's no need for you to come.
698
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:02,512
On 10th Avenue.
699
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:04,863
Between 58th and 59th.
700
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:08,257
I'll tell him you're coming.
701
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:09,606
Oh, shit.
702
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,783
I'll be back.
703
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,135
Hey.
704
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,484
How are you feeling?
705
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,399
Is she coming?
706
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:20,574
They're driving overnight.
707
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:22,010
-Overnight?
-Yeah.
708
00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:24,839
I need you to do me a favor.
709
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,754
-They stay with me
when they come. -Mm.
710
00:31:26,797 --> 00:31:29,235
I need you to go to
my apartment and clean up.
711
00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:32,194
What do you want?
You mean like make the bed?
712
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:35,067
No, I need you to hide
anything that looks... gay.
713
00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:38,679
You want me
to de-gay your apartment?
714
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:40,376
Yes, de-gay my apartment.
715
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,117
My art books, some of my prints,
716
00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:44,424
any suspect clothing
lying around.
717
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,557
And you should probably take
down my Christmas gift to you.
718
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:51,518
Okay.
719
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,395
You're a big baby.
720
00:32:09,188 --> 00:32:11,233
Could be a tell.
721
00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,500
Yeah, cover it.
722
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,725
♪ This is a call
723
00:32:24,768 --> 00:32:26,422
♪ A call to all
724
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,424
♪ It goes out to...
725
00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,774
I don't know
what to do with this.
726
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,037
Put it there.
727
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,737
Yeah, that's not good.
728
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,913
♪ Maybe once a week on Mondays
729
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,263
♪ You should've seen
730
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:43,265
♪ What I've seen
731
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:44,875
♪ She doubles up
732
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:47,356
♪ And comes back Sunday
733
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,445
♪ And she will come
734
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,752
♪ Into your heart...
735
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:54,233
KIRBY:
What's gay about this sweater?
736
00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,802
♪
737
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,462
I'm sorry.
738
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,120
Mom, what are you doing?
739
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:13,817
Stop creating problems
just to fix them.
740
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,471
It-it is cold outside.
741
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,082
That thing won't keep you warm.
742
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,822
I'm not... I'm not going
onto the streets of New York
743
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,389
wearing a stolen
hospital blanket.
744
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:21,738
-Yes, you are.
-You'll get me arrested, woman.
745
00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:23,349
Yes, you are.
No one will notice.
746
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:24,437
-Okay, there, there, there,
there. -There it is.
747
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,655
Hey.
748
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,483
-Hey.
-Um, did you...
749
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,660
Uh, Mom,
this is my friend, Michael.
750
00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,314
Mike. Uh, you spoke
on the phone.
751
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,621
-Ah. -Mike,
this is my mother Marilyn.
752
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,362
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice-nice to meet you.
753
00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:38,103
Watch out.
She's in quite a mood.
754
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,584
Oh, we're just waiting
for the wheelchair,
755
00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:44,022
-and then we're getting
out of here. -Sure.
756
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,327
How-how are you?
757
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:48,287
Sore. But, you know,
Vicodin is tasty.
758
00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:50,289
Got the extra strength, baby.
759
00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:52,552
So, uh, uh, Mrs. Cowan,
how was the drive in?
760
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:55,468
Terrible. I wanted to take
the first bus from Kutztown,
761
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:58,949
but, oh, no... oh, no,
your father wanted to drive.
762
00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:00,734
He was absolutely insistent.
763
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:02,866
And, of course,
he got completely lost.
764
00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:06,435
We were practically in Buffalo
when he had to turn back around.
765
00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:08,220
Well, I hear they have
766
00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:10,004
some good wings up in Buffalo.
767
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,617
Wings?
What do you mean, "wings"?
768
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:17,490
It's Buffalo wing...
chicken wings.
769
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,493
Chicken wings? Chicken wing...
I love chicken wings.
770
00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,930
Yeah, I... you know, I was
just referencing Buffalo wings.
771
00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:25,585
That was good. Love that.
772
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:27,935
So, um, uh, wh-where is Bob?
773
00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:30,459
Bob? You mean my husband?
774
00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:31,982
Oh, uh, y-yes.
775
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,941
I'm sorry. Where's Mr. Cowan?
776
00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,943
He's, um, parking the car.
I warn you right now,
777
00:34:35,986 --> 00:34:37,640
-he is in a terrible mood.
-Yeah.
778
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:39,033
My dad hates the city
with a passion.
779
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,774
Bob. Here we are.
780
00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:42,645
-Ah, there's my ride.
-Christ.
781
00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:45,300
Do you realize how expensive
it is to park in this town?
782
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,997
It is astronomical.
783
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,303
-Hi, Dad.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah...
784
00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:49,522
-Hello, Frog Legs.
-Hi.
785
00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,001
-How are you, lad?
-I'm good.
786
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,873
Dad, this is, uh...
this is my friend, Mike.
787
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,266
-Hi.
-Hi. Bob Cowan.
788
00:34:54,309 --> 00:34:55,963
-Nice to meet you, Mark.
-Good... It's, uh,
789
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:57,530
Michael Ausiello. It's good
to meet you, too, though.
790
00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,140
-Michael. Sorry. Yeah.
-Very good to meet you.
791
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:00,272
It's so good to meet
a friend of Kit's, you know.
792
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,708
-Oh, absolutely.
-Yeah. Yeah.
793
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,318
And his dad.
It's good to meet his dad.
794
00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:04,580
-Yeah. -Bob, will you
bring the car around?
795
00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:06,016
-We're-we're leaving.
-What?!
796
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,149
Christ, I...
Are you kidding, Marilyn?
797
00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,498
Bob, get the car.
Get the car, Bob.
798
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,804
-I just parked the...
-Get the car.
799
00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:13,111
-I... I just...
800
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:15,156
-Marilyn.
-God.
801
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,897
-I can't believe you walked up
all those stairs. -Okay.
802
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,333
-We're right at the front
door, though. -This is...
803
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,856
You need an elevator
in this building,
804
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,293
-for goodness' sake.
-Geez, now, take it easy.
805
00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:23,730
-Too much... Too many steps.
-Hey, Kirby.
806
00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:25,035
KIRBY:
Hey.
807
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:26,820
Uh, you know my mom and dad.
808
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:28,169
MARILYN:
Hi, Kirby.
809
00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,867
And this is my friend, Mike.
810
00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:33,174
-Kirby.
-Right.
811
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,263
-You know, I'm gonna run to the
restroom. My... -Are you okay?
812
00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,613
Yeah, I'm fine. I just need
to use the... you know.
813
00:35:39,746 --> 00:35:41,400
MARILYN:
Two flights of stairs.
814
00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:42,662
-Honestly.
815
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,066
He seems to be
moving around pretty well,
816
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,199
con-considering.
817
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,114
Yeah.
818
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,251
So, you-you...
you live in the building?
819
00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:08,992
Uh, no, actually,
I... I-I live in Jersey.
820
00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,472
Oh.
821
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:13,301
But y-you work close by?
822
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,738
Uh, well, not that close.
I-I work in Midtown.
823
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,740
Oh.
824
00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,571
So, um, Mike?
825
00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:23,920
Yes.
826
00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,531
What do you do?
827
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:28,229
Uh, well, I'm a journalist.
I-I write about TV.
828
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:29,796
-Ah. -Oh.
-Yeah.
829
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:31,450
MARILYN:
How nice.
830
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,975
Do... Do you watch TV?
831
00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:36,455
Yes.
832
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,457
-Koppel.
-Koppel?
833
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,849
Nightline.
834
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,111
-Oh, sure. Ted. Yeah.
-Yeah.
835
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,591
Do you write about him?
836
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:44,680
About Koppel?
837
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,378
-Mm-hmm.
-Um, no, I don't...
838
00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,336
I don't think I've written
anything about Ted Koppel.
839
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,469
-No? Maybe you should.
-I think you should.
840
00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,688
He's not gonna write
about Ted Koppel, guys.
841
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,734
-He writes about big TV shows.
-Oh.
842
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,083
Okay.
843
00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:57,954
Mike, did you want to...
Did you...
844
00:36:57,998 --> 00:36:59,347
Yeah. What if I...
What do you...
845
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:00,522
Why don't I go get
some lunch or something?
846
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:02,220
You must be famished.
847
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,439
No. No. No, no, no, no, no,
I've got that covered.
848
00:37:04,483 --> 00:37:07,877
I, um... I made Kit's
favorite chicken soup.
849
00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:08,965
All in the duffel.
850
00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,706
Oh.
851
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,708
Thanks.
852
00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:15,668
I guess there's really nothing
for me to go get.
853
00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:16,799
Mm-hmm.
854
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,323
:
Yeah.
855
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:20,716
How do you guys know each other?
856
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,457
KIT:
Um... hmm.
857
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,546
I'm gonna put the...
I'll put that chicken soup
858
00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:25,678
in the... in the fridge.
859
00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,027
-Yeah.
-Okay.
860
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,072
Here we go. I'll be back.
861
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,772
-We met at a bar.
-Really?
862
00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:33,990
You met at a bar?
863
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,557
-Yeah.
-I get that.
864
00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:38,995
It's two guys out,
catting around.
865
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,432
Meeting chicks.
866
00:37:40,475 --> 00:37:42,477
You know,
a wingman needs a wingman.
867
00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:44,218
-Am I right, Kitty?
-Uh-huh.
868
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,221
:
Oh, my God.
869
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,093
Um, Bob and I are gonna sleep
on the futon,
870
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:53,183
so, um, wh-where are the sheets?
871
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:54,968
-Uh, they're down the hall.
-You know what, I'll-I'll go...
872
00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:56,796
I'll get the sheets for you.
873
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,847
So, your friend from the bar
knows where your sheets are?
874
00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:08,068
Yeah, he's-he's crashed here
a few times on the futon,
875
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:10,331
so he knows
where the sheets are.
876
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:12,333
A friend?
877
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,030
KIT:
Yeah. A friend.
878
00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:15,423
MARILYN:
Just a friend?
879
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,295
Yes, Mom. Just a friend.
880
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,821
What is going on here?
Who-who is this guy?
881
00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:24,563
What's happening? Are...
Why is he still here?
882
00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,652
I don't understand.
You are acting so weird,
883
00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:28,306
and you don't even
look us in the fa...
884
00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:31,396
-You're acting so weird.
-He's my boyfriend, Mom.
885
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,094
-Your boyfriend?
-Yes.
886
00:38:35,095 --> 00:38:36,618
I'm...
887
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:40,187
I'm gay.
888
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:43,277
I'm gay, too.
889
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,149
I am also gay.
890
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:49,544
I am.
891
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,938
MARILYN:
Why couldn't you tell me that?
892
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,244
Why did you keep it
such a secret?
893
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:56,508
What, am I some
horrible monster?
894
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,161
-You can't say that to me?
-No, Mom.
895
00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,989
You have to just hide it
all the time?
896
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,687
I didn't know how to tell you.
897
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,428
-I didn't know how you'd react.
-I don't understand
898
00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,212
-why you would do that.
-It's not an easy thing to...
899
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:08,084
talk about.
It's not just easy to...
900
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,436
BOB:
I think it's great, Kit.
901
00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:14,700
I think it's great
that you gays...
902
00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:17,659
that you guys have each other
and-and, uh...
903
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,054
We may not look like it,
but we are actually
904
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:24,666
kind of hip,
your mother and I, and, uh...
905
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:26,755
We were gonna go to Woodstock,
you know.
906
00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:28,278
Oh, yeah.
907
00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:31,456
We had the tickets,
but we-we didn't go.
908
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,197
I just don't know why
you wouldn't tell me.
909
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,548
I-I call you all the time.
I say, "How are you doing?
910
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,332
What's new? Who are you seeing?"
911
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,681
You could've just said,
"You know what,"
912
00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:40,943
-a long time ago.
-It's hard, Marilyn.
913
00:39:40,987 --> 00:39:42,380
It's-it's-it's hard.
914
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:43,859
Like I'm an outsider
or something.
915
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,383
Hello, Mike.
916
00:39:45,426 --> 00:39:47,167
Gosh, good to meet you.
917
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:49,865
It's... it's nice
to meet you, too, Marilyn.
918
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,258
Oh, my God.
919
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:55,610
It wasn't long
after Bob and Marilyn
920
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:57,569
went back to Millersburg
that we moved in
921
00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:00,093
to our first apartment together.
922
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,921
Where should this go?
923
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:04,706
I don't know.
Where should this go?
924
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,055
That's cold as hell.
925
00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:08,318
-That's so moody.
-Dusty rusty.
926
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:10,320
And it even had
an outdoor space,
927
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:12,845
which, by New York standards,
made it positively palatial.
928
00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:16,414
-Oh. Uh-oh.
-Oh!
929
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:27,425
-Cheers.
-To us.
930
00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:29,514
To us.
931
00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,394
♪ He's alive, of course
932
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:47,314
Okay.
You can come out now.
933
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:51,187
Ta-da.
934
00:40:51,231 --> 00:40:53,015
Our very first Christmas tree.
935
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:54,408
Decorated by yours truly.
936
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,801
Uh-huh. Yes.
937
00:40:55,844 --> 00:40:57,106
It's, um...
938
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,543
-What?
-A lot of tinsel.
939
00:40:58,586 --> 00:40:59,979
There's tinsel on there, yes.
940
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:02,285
Uh-huh. And I see, uh,
a Smurf or two.
941
00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:04,113
-There are some Smurfs. Yes.
-Yes, of course. Yes.
942
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:06,376
And an entire solar system
with a star.
943
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:08,248
That's a pretty star.
944
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,858
-You hate it.
-I don't hate it.
945
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,469
-No, you hate it.
-It's very you.
946
00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,427
-Come here. Get down here.
-What are we doing?
947
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,081
Get under the tree.
948
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,778
Is this part of
decorating the tree?
949
00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:18,388
-It's part of my tradition.
-Okay.
950
00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,390
Every year, when I was young,
951
00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:21,870
I would lay under the tree
for hours
952
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,481
listening to my parents
moving around,
953
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,483
getting everything ready
for the holidays.
954
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:28,224
-What?
-Mike.
955
00:41:28,268 --> 00:41:29,661
What?
956
00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:31,445
Your love
of Christmas is ins...
957
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,534
-Inspiring?
-Uh...
958
00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,101
-Yeah. Yeah, let's...
-It's inspiring.
959
00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,581
-Let's go with inspiring.
-It's inspiring. Yeah.
960
00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:38,670
That's what I thought
you were gonna say.
961
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,674
I have this fantasy.
962
00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:44,676
Or it's... maybe it's more like
a Christmas wish,
963
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,243
but that, even when I'm older,
964
00:41:47,287 --> 00:41:51,509
I will lie under the tree
like this with my partner,
965
00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:53,685
and we'll just take a moment
966
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,991
to appreciate this beauty.
967
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,167
And even though we're old
968
00:41:58,211 --> 00:42:00,213
and it's getting harder to move
969
00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:02,868
and lying under the tree
really hurt our backs,
970
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:06,088
we're still grateful
because we have each other.
971
00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:10,092
Well, that's very nice.
972
00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:11,485
-Yeah.
973
00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:14,270
I have an idea.
974
00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:18,579
We're taking the first annual
Kit and Mike Christmas photo.
975
00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:20,842
You're not so Scrooge-y
after all.
976
00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:22,888
Okay. Ooh!
Oh, we've got five seconds.
977
00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:25,020
-Oh, you are a pro.
-Oh, yeah. Yes.
978
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:28,589
-Smile.
-I am.
979
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,373
-Christmas!
980
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:35,204
♪ Ring-ting-tingling, too
981
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,735
MICHAEL:
Years go by pretty quickly
982
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,475
when you count
by Christmas trees.
983
00:42:57,749 --> 00:42:59,664
-Michael.
-Yes?
984
00:42:59,707 --> 00:43:02,014
You're drinking Diet Coke
out of a wineglass.
985
00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:03,406
-That's pretty chic.
-Oh, actually,
986
00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:05,321
this is wine
in a wineglass, Nina.
987
00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:07,193
Oh, he's already had
half a bottle.
988
00:43:07,236 --> 00:43:09,282
-Oh, put a cork in it, Kit.
-Is it... Is it a wine pun?
989
00:43:09,325 --> 00:43:11,850
That accidentally was
a wine pun.
990
00:43:11,893 --> 00:43:12,981
-Yes, it was.
991
00:43:13,025 --> 00:43:14,896
I'm Nick, by the way.
992
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,681
Uh, Kirby.
993
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,508
Jo.
994
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:20,510
-Hey.
-Hey.
995
00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:22,469
Are you two a couple?
996
00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:23,688
-Yes.
-Yeah.
997
00:43:23,731 --> 00:43:25,385
Kirby used to be my roommate.
998
00:43:25,428 --> 00:43:26,952
Cheers.
999
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:28,823
BOTH:
Thanks.
1000
00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:32,566
Well, I would like
to make a toast
1001
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,612
-to Michael and Kit.
-Ooh.
1002
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:37,179
You guys are
such a great couple.
1003
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:40,574
And you've been
a huge inspiration to me.
1004
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,402
-I mean, 13 years.
-Oh.
1005
00:43:42,445 --> 00:43:45,231
It's an incredibly long time
for any couple to be together
1006
00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:47,494
-but especially for
a gay couple. -Mm.
1007
00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:49,670
Right? I mean, in this
day and age, it's, um...
1008
00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,890
it's a really special thing.
1009
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:53,543
-I agree. So...
-And, um, even though
1010
00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:56,068
Nick and I have only
been together for...
1011
00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:57,678
like, a couple weeks now...
1012
00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:59,375
Mm-hmm. Three weeks,
if you count texting.
1013
00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,334
Right. Three weeks.
1014
00:44:01,377 --> 00:44:04,076
Um, I just... I'm really hoping
that we can follow
1015
00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:07,296
in your wonderful example
of togetherness.
1016
00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,087
Okay, I-I've...
Obviously, I've not told him.
1017
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:16,479
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
1018
00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,003
What's wrong?
Did I miss something?
1019
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:19,613
-Yes, you did.
-Yeah.
1020
00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,573
What brings you here?
1021
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:26,098
♪
1022
00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:28,578
-Oh, um...
-You want to say that?
1023
00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,406
Yeah. Uh...
1024
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:34,149
Well, we've...
we've been having a few...
1025
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:36,108
-minor problems.
-Problems. Yeah.
1026
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:40,199
For one thing, our sex life,
1027
00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:43,506
uh, leaves a little
to be desired.
1028
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,161
By which Michael means
1029
00:44:46,205 --> 00:44:48,076
his clothes are dead-bolted
to his body.
1030
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,080
He was on Grindr during dinner
with our friends,
1031
00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:54,082
-and everyone saw.
-No one saw.
1032
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,736
I was on it for two seconds.
1033
00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:58,391
Besides, that's our agreement.
Looking but no touching.
1034
00:44:58,434 --> 00:44:59,871
MICHAEL:
He is never not stoned.
1035
00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:01,350
There's a corner of our bedroom
1036
00:45:01,394 --> 00:45:02,961
that has started
to look like the pot version
1037
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,397
of Walter White's meth lab.
1038
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,746
I ask him to join me,
but he refuses.
1039
00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,182
You might actually enjoy it,
Michael.
1040
00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:08,618
He always asks me this,
1041
00:45:08,662 --> 00:45:09,968
and I always tell him
the same thing:
1042
00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:11,665
"Thanks, Cherry Garcia.
I'm good."
1043
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,145
It's Jerry Garcia,
not Cherry Garcia.
1044
00:45:13,188 --> 00:45:14,842
Cherry Garcia is
a flavor of ice cream.
1045
00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,323
Is that true?
1046
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,107
When I first met him,
he only drank Diet Coke,
1047
00:45:19,151 --> 00:45:20,761
and now he drinks
a bottle of wine a night.
1048
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:21,893
It relaxes me.
It takes the edge off.
1049
00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:23,764
I think I've earned that.
1050
00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:25,070
By the time we've finished
dinner and started Drag Race,
1051
00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:26,985
he's well into
his second bottle.
1052
00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:28,987
Drag Raceis only on Mondays.
It's a Monday show.
1053
00:45:29,030 --> 00:45:30,336
While I'm doing
my bedtime routine,
1054
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:31,641
he carries on drinking
and watching TV.
1055
00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:33,643
What he's not telling you
is that
1056
00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:35,428
his bedtime routine
lasts 90 minutes.
1057
00:45:35,471 --> 00:45:37,604
-What's he doing?
-It's my alone time.
1058
00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:38,648
When Kit and I
first started dating,
1059
00:45:38,692 --> 00:45:40,215
he didn't even own a television,
1060
00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:42,435
and now I feel like
he watches more than I do.
1061
00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:43,958
How would you know?
You're never home.
1062
00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:45,177
He never leaves the office,
which is weird.
1063
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,700
And how hard can it possibly be
1064
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,223
to recap an episode
of Grey's Anatomy?
1065
00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:50,791
That is a deceptively
complex show.
1066
00:45:50,835 --> 00:45:52,010
Have you seen it?
1067
00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:53,794
I-I know of it.
1068
00:45:53,838 --> 00:45:55,665
He has an insane flirtation
with Tom Daley.
1069
00:45:55,709 --> 00:45:57,189
The Olympic diver?
1070
00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:58,930
His name's Sebastian,
and he's my coworker.
1071
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,150
-Hey, Claire.
-Hi, Michael.
1072
00:46:02,194 --> 00:46:04,109
Let me just wrap up
these things, then we can...
1073
00:46:04,152 --> 00:46:05,937
I'll do my best.
1074
00:46:10,376 --> 00:46:11,943
ANNOUNCER:
Thomas Daley, Great Britain.
1075
00:46:11,986 --> 00:46:13,422
-8.5, 8.5...
-They charge by the hour.
1076
00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:14,684
I'm gonna go set up
an invoice for them.
1077
00:46:14,728 --> 00:46:16,817
Hey.
1078
00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:19,167
I'm so sorry I missed
the reception. How did it go?
1079
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:21,648
-Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
-Stupid cabbie.
1080
00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:23,128
Took the Manhattan Bridge
1081
00:46:23,171 --> 00:46:24,782
when I told him,
"Take the tunnel."
1082
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,305
Well, you should've just
taken it home,
1083
00:46:26,348 --> 00:46:28,046
because everyone's left already.
1084
00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:29,438
I'm sorry.
1085
00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:31,832
Why don't you go home
and unpack,
1086
00:46:31,876 --> 00:46:34,400
and, you know,
I'm just gonna stay here.
1087
00:46:34,443 --> 00:46:36,924
-You sure?
-Yeah.
1088
00:46:36,968 --> 00:46:38,273
I'll see you at home.
1089
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,406
Okay. I'll see you later.
1090
00:46:40,449 --> 00:46:41,973
Okay, fine.
He's Tom Daley's doppelgaänger,
1091
00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:43,844
if you want to be
technical about it.
1092
00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:45,498
Are we not supposed to talk
to each other, Michael?
1093
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,891
I don't know if that's
all you're doing is talking.
1094
00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:48,327
I don't want to talk about this.
1095
00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:49,415
You don't want
to talk about anything.
1096
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:50,851
He never talks about anything.
1097
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:53,723
You sure? You don't want
to talk about it?
1098
00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:57,945
New Jersey police
recently arrested a man
1099
00:46:57,989 --> 00:47:00,774
for bringing a doughnut
filled with Xanax pills
1100
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,558
to a local
high school student...
1101
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:03,995
Hey, you're still up.
1102
00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:10,349
Must have had a lot
of cleaning up to do.
1103
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:11,872
Yeah.
1104
00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:14,092
Then a few of us went out
for a bite to eat after.
1105
00:47:14,135 --> 00:47:16,398
Who all went?
1106
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:18,661
Just the usual suspects.
1107
00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:22,491
-Was Sebastian there?
-Yes.
1108
00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:24,972
He was. Is that a problem?
1109
00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:29,411
I don't know. Is it?
1110
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,022
I work with him, Michael.
1111
00:47:31,065 --> 00:47:32,980
Am I not allowed to go
to dinner with a coworker?
1112
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:35,200
You know what, let me just...
Forget it.
1113
00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:39,726
You're just gonna walk off?
That's not fair.
1114
00:47:39,769 --> 00:47:41,728
I'm the one that's being blown
off, and you're acting hurt
1115
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,382
like you're the victim?
How is that fair?
1116
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:44,905
-I said forget it. It's fine.
-No. It's not fine.
1117
00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:46,602
We don't need to talk
about this right now.
1118
00:47:46,646 --> 00:47:47,821
We do need to talk about it.
There are a lot of things
1119
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,431
-we need to talk about.
1120
00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:50,824
It's not the first time
you haven't been there.
1121
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,739
-It's happened a lot.
-And I apologize.
1122
00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:55,611
I'm sorry I have deadlines,
but my readers depend upon me.
1123
00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:57,352
It's TV, Mike.
You're not saving the world.
1124
00:47:57,396 --> 00:47:59,572
-It's not art. -What do you
want me to say, Kit?
1125
00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:02,096
That I'm sorry I make money?
I'm sorry I have to travel
1126
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:04,098
-in order to pay our mortgage?
-Okay, Mike.
1127
00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:05,926
And while I'm out there
working my ass off,
1128
00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:07,710
you're back here doing
God knows what
1129
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:10,844
with Nina and Sebastian,
going to, what, art openings?
1130
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,585
Jerking each other off
over stupid side tables?
1131
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,674
Yes, that is exactly what I do.
1132
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:19,722
We're just in very different
worlds right now.
1133
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,335
Yeah, we're in very different
worlds right now.
1134
00:48:23,378 --> 00:48:24,684
I agree.
1135
00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:29,471
So, you want to hear
my assessment?
1136
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:31,517
Yes. Absolutely.
1137
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,345
I think you guys resent
each other.
1138
00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:37,871
But you love each other
too much to part ways.
1139
00:48:39,873 --> 00:48:43,659
I think you may need
to spend time apart
1140
00:48:43,703 --> 00:48:46,053
if you really want
to come back together.
1141
00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:53,060
We're actually currently
living in separate apartments.
1142
00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:54,714
-I'm living here.
-And, uh,
1143
00:48:54,757 --> 00:48:56,107
I have a place in Brooklyn.
1144
00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:57,891
I've been there. It's small.
1145
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,632
But nice.
1146
00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:01,416
-But small.
1147
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,679
-But nice.
-Nice.
1148
00:49:03,723 --> 00:49:05,290
So, you're broken up?
1149
00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:08,467
We're taking some time
to figure some things out.
1150
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,821
But honestly,
to your wonderful togetherness.
1151
00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:16,649
-Okay, let's eat.
1152
00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:20,305
-You put that down.
-Yes!
1153
00:49:20,348 --> 00:49:22,785
-Okay. Now, come back.
Come dance. -Oh, okay. Dancing.
1154
00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:24,570
-Yes!
1155
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:26,267
♪ Dig
1156
00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:44,242
♪ I couldn't ask for another
1157
00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:49,508
♪ You know that's right
1158
00:49:49,551 --> 00:49:51,336
♪ Your groove I do deeply dig
1159
00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:53,555
♪ No walls, only the bridge...
1160
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:55,644
Hey, come dance.
1161
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,388
NINA:
Boring.
1162
00:50:13,488 --> 00:50:15,012
-You guys, so fun.
-Thank you.
1163
00:50:15,055 --> 00:50:16,578
And I'm taking a little cake
for the road.
1164
00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:18,145
-Yes, I see.
-A little cake?
1165
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:19,233
-Nick, Jesus.
-Just a little. -A lot of cake.
1166
00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:20,278
I'm so happy to have met you.
1167
00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:21,670
I'm having people over tomorrow.
1168
00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:22,889
-You big bitch.
-Sorry.
1169
00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:25,152
-Whoa.
-Good night. So much fun.
1170
00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:26,719
-See you soon. -Seriously,
this was so wonderful.
1171
00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:28,155
NICK:
All right, thank you, queens.
1172
00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:29,809
-Thank you for being here.
-Bye. I love you.
1173
00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:31,332
-Happy holidays.
-Get home safe.
1174
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:33,117
-Love you. Bye, guys.
-Thanks again, really.
1175
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,770
NINA:
Am I taking a cab or...
1176
00:50:34,814 --> 00:50:36,511
MICHAEL:
Bye.
1177
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:40,428
That was a great party, Mike.
1178
00:50:40,472 --> 00:50:41,951
-It was, right?
-Mm-hmm.
1179
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,041
It was really nice.
1180
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:46,521
You okay?
1181
00:50:46,565 --> 00:50:48,436
Yeah. I'm good.
1182
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,482
Are you still good
for Tony on Wednesday?
1183
00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:52,353
-Yeah, of course.
-Okay.
1184
00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:54,094
Did you want me to stay
and help you
1185
00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:56,227
-with the cleaning and the...
-Oh, no. God, no. Please.
1186
00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:57,750
Thank you, though.
1187
00:50:58,968 --> 00:51:00,840
-Okay.
-Okay.
1188
00:51:04,365 --> 00:51:06,019
Kit, what is going on?
1189
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,716
-Are you all right?
1190
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:11,024
There's something not right
with my ass.
1191
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,809
It feels like I've got
a golf ball lodged up there.
1192
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:15,811
-A golf ball?
-Yeah.
1193
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:18,249
It's probably just
a hemorrhoid or something.
1194
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,904
Come down off the ledge, Mike.
1195
00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:24,603
I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow.
I've booked an appointment.
1196
00:51:24,646 --> 00:51:26,561
Will you tell me what they say?
1197
00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:28,085
Of course.
1198
00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,652
Thank you.
1199
00:51:40,532 --> 00:51:41,707
Okay.
1200
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,404
Okay, bye!
1201
00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:45,754
Bye!
1202
00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,410
Be safe.
1203
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:50,803
I will.
1204
00:51:50,846 --> 00:51:52,457
Merry Christmas.
1205
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,859
Okay.
1206
00:52:03,903 --> 00:52:05,731
-Michael.
-Kelly.
1207
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:07,428
-It's so good to see you.
-It's so good to see you, too.
1208
00:52:07,472 --> 00:52:08,908
Thank you for coming here today.
1209
00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:10,257
-Absolutely.
-Yes. Really appreciate it.
1210
00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:11,911
Congrats on the launch
of TVLine.
1211
00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:13,434
Oh. Thank you.
1212
00:52:13,478 --> 00:52:14,870
You look incredible, by the way.
1213
00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:16,133
-Oh. Thank you.
1214
00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:17,699
You... Ooh. Kelly.
1215
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:19,832
I need to take this real quick
before we start.
1216
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,399
-Okay.
-I'm sorry about that.
1217
00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:22,965
-I'll be right back.
-Okay, cool.
1218
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,446
Hey. What happened?
1219
00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:27,100
KIT:
Uh, they found a growth.
1220
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,536
Wait. Uh, wh-what do you mean?
1221
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:29,972
They found a growth in my butt.
1222
00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:31,496
Uh, but the doctor said
there are
1223
00:52:31,539 --> 00:52:33,019
a hundred things it could be
besides cancer.
1224
00:52:33,062 --> 00:52:36,022
I'm having it biopsied
on Friday.
1225
00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,285
Please, don't worry about it,
Michael. I'm not.
1226
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:41,201
I-I got to go.
I've got to get on the subway.
1227
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:43,682
-Kit, wait.
1228
00:52:47,773 --> 00:52:49,818
So, Michael,
how was school today?
1229
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:52,995
It was okay.
1230
00:52:53,039 --> 00:52:55,041
We had to pick teams
in gym class,
1231
00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:56,869
and they picked me last.
1232
00:53:02,614 --> 00:53:03,919
Are you okay, Mom?
1233
00:53:03,963 --> 00:53:05,312
Totally fine.
1234
00:53:07,096 --> 00:53:09,447
I just need to make
an appointment with the doctor.
1235
00:53:12,276 --> 00:53:14,234
Yes, I... Okay, Doctor. Yes.
1236
00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:16,802
Thank you, Doctor.
I'll look at the test results.
1237
00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:23,243
Hey, turd ball, there's
a matter baby on your chair.
1238
00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:25,202
What's a matter baby?
1239
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:28,030
Nothing. What's the matter
with you, baby?
1240
00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:41,174
Confirm your name
and birth date for me, please.
1241
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,697
Christopher Cowan.
1242
00:53:42,741 --> 00:53:44,525
December 23, 1972.
1243
00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:48,050
Allergies?
1244
00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:50,183
Hot yoga, shareable plates.
1245
00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:54,013
Penicillin.
1246
00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:01,586
And what's your relationship
to the patient?
1247
00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:06,243
The plan is to get in there
1248
00:54:06,286 --> 00:54:08,027
and take a piece of it
and send it off for testing.
1249
00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:09,289
There's a chance
that you'll go in,
1250
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,638
you'll find out it's nothing,
1251
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:11,987
and then we'll just
move on from...
1252
00:54:12,031 --> 00:54:13,989
Michael, relax.
Everything's fine.
1253
00:54:14,033 --> 00:54:16,122
I'm gonna be fine, okay?
1254
00:54:16,165 --> 00:54:18,385
I'll come out and talk to you
right after I'm done.
1255
00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:22,824
♪
1256
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:44,585
♪
1257
00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:02,211
DR. VOGT:
Michael?
1258
00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:04,518
I'm concerned about Christopher.
1259
00:55:04,562 --> 00:55:06,912
The growth was a lot bigger
than I anticipated.
1260
00:55:06,955 --> 00:55:08,392
So it's cancer?
1261
00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,002
It's basically...
It's definitely cancer?
1262
00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:12,004
We won't know
until the results come back,
1263
00:55:12,047 --> 00:55:14,615
but whatever it is,
I promise you we'll treat it.
1264
00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,488
Oh, my God.
1265
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,322
Where's my camera?
1266
00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:27,715
It's probably in Brooklyn.
1267
00:55:27,759 --> 00:55:29,674
We're missing Drag Race.
1268
00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:31,502
It's Wednesday, Kit.
1269
00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:38,596
Okay. Look, I want you to stay
with me for a couple of days.
1270
00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:40,424
You can stay here.
I want you to.
1271
00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:42,861
Obviously.
I live with you, Mike.
1272
00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:44,993
Actually, you don't.
1273
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:49,171
♪
1274
00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,548
Hey, Michael. How you doing?
1275
00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:19,245
-Hi, Paige. How are you?
-Good, good.
1276
00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:20,942
All right, so you have
a quick window with Candace
1277
00:56:20,986 --> 00:56:22,509
-before they set up for
the next shot. -That's fine.
1278
00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:23,858
-Thank you very much.
-Let me go grab her.
1279
00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:26,165
-Oh, there she is.
1280
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:28,036
Hey, Candace.
1281
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,474
We're all ready for you.
Come on over.
1282
00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:35,740
This way.
Think he's waiting for you,
1283
00:56:35,783 --> 00:56:37,742
and you have a very limited
amount of time.
1284
00:56:37,785 --> 00:56:39,134
Thank you so much. Hi, Michael.
1285
00:56:39,178 --> 00:56:40,614
Hey, Candace.
1286
00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:41,746
-We've got literally
five minutes. -Great.
1287
00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:42,877
-Thank you.
-Okay.
1288
00:56:42,921 --> 00:56:44,444
-Hi, Dylan.
-Hi.
1289
00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:46,141
So, I'm just gonna
tape this right here...
1290
00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:48,579
-Okay.
1291
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:56,978
Hey, honey, I'm cancer.
I mean, I'm home.
1292
00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:59,241
-That's not funny, Kit.
1293
00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:01,156
Yeah, I know.
1294
00:57:03,507 --> 00:57:04,986
Hey.
1295
00:57:06,248 --> 00:57:08,033
-Hi.
-What are you doing?
1296
00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:09,382
-Did you Google it?
1297
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,602
Of course I Googled it.
1298
00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:13,255
-I asked you not to, Mike.
-Well...
1299
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:14,953
The Internet just tells you
you're gonna die.
1300
00:57:14,996 --> 00:57:16,911
And you're not a doctor,
so you won't understand anyway.
1301
00:57:16,955 --> 00:57:18,130
This isn't exactly my first
1302
00:57:18,173 --> 00:57:19,479
-run-in with cancer, Kit.
-Exactly.
1303
00:57:19,523 --> 00:57:21,699
And I don't want this
to freak you out.
1304
00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,570
And I don't want to jump
to conclusions,
1305
00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:25,572
so please, hold off.
1306
00:57:25,616 --> 00:57:27,356
I found the names of who are
1307
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,315
apparently the best oncologists
in New York,
1308
00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:30,969
and I already
made appointments with them.
1309
00:57:31,012 --> 00:57:33,014
They're for next week.
1310
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:35,103
I don't want to drag you
through this.
1311
00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:38,324
We don't even know where
we are right now, and I...
1312
00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:39,804
I don't care where we are
right now.
1313
00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:42,110
I'm not letting you
go through this alone.
1314
00:57:42,154 --> 00:57:43,721
You don't get a choice
in that matter.
1315
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,374
And you should stay here
this week.
1316
00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:47,333
All these doctors
are in Manhattan.
1317
00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:49,727
Perfectly healthy people have
died waiting on the L Train.
1318
00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:57,474
I'm scared.
1319
00:58:00,825 --> 00:58:03,784
-I'm scared, too.
-Mm.
1320
00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:05,786
Generally speaking,
rectal cancer
1321
00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:08,441
is fairly common
and highly treatable.
1322
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,225
Christopher, I was telling
your brother when...
1323
00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,400
No, no, no.
I'm not his brother.
1324
00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:12,489
Oh, sorry.
1325
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,708
Uh, there are multiple nodules
1326
00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:17,798
adjacent to the inferior rectum
which are presumably related
1327
00:58:17,842 --> 00:58:20,018
to the neuroendocrine tumor
that was biopsied.
1328
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:21,541
Well, you sound optimistic.
1329
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,587
There's definitely room
for optimism here.
1330
00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:25,632
With a neuroendocrine tumor,
1331
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:28,505
particularly with what I see
in the pathology report,
1332
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,550
it's very amenable to therapy.
1333
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,334
So this is not one of
the more aggressive ones?
1334
00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:36,208
Correct. Neuroendocrine tumors
are not, uh, aggressive.
1335
00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:38,210
So, take a deep breath.
1336
00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:40,560
MICHAEL:
It was beginning to seem like
1337
00:58:40,604 --> 00:58:43,563
we might dodge a worst-case
cancer diagnosis.
1338
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:46,392
And as if to seal the deal,
our final doctor looked like
1339
00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:48,481
she stepped straight out
of hair and makeup
1340
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,570
and onto the set of a TV show.
1341
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,006
A good one.
1342
00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:53,530
I was in love with her.
1343
00:58:55,357 --> 00:58:57,359
Until she opened her mouth.
1344
00:58:57,403 --> 00:58:59,187
You have an extremely
aggressive form
1345
00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:00,972
of neuroendocrine cancer.
1346
00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:04,715
Your tumor is what we call
high-grade.
1347
00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:06,194
I'm sorry, what?
1348
00:59:06,238 --> 00:59:08,022
If you decide to get
your treatment here,
1349
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:09,720
I would like to start
as soon as possible.
1350
00:59:09,763 --> 00:59:11,765
The other doctors
that we talked to,
1351
00:59:11,809 --> 00:59:13,767
they said that this wasn't
the aggressive kind.
1352
00:59:13,811 --> 00:59:15,639
And they're wrong.
1353
00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:18,032
And his is already
at a very advanced stage.
1354
00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:19,686
What stage are we talking?
1355
00:59:19,730 --> 00:59:21,383
Stage four.
1356
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,170
I'm sorry.
1357
00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:35,920
How soon should he start
treatment?
1358
00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:39,924
DR. LUCAS: Ideally, Monday, uh,
he would start chemotherapy.
1359
00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:42,230
I need a minute.
1360
01:00:18,049 --> 01:00:20,355
This good?
1361
01:00:20,399 --> 01:00:22,183
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1362
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:36,720
What are you gonna get?
1363
01:00:36,763 --> 01:00:38,809
What I always get.
1364
01:00:40,114 --> 01:00:41,768
Okay.
1365
01:00:43,552 --> 01:00:44,989
Here you go. You ready?
1366
01:00:45,032 --> 01:00:47,208
Mm, yeah.
Um, I'll do the steak tacos.
1367
01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:48,645
Okay.
1368
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:49,689
-Can I get a Diet Coke, please?
-Sure.
1369
01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:50,995
Thank you.
1370
01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,649
Oh.
1371
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:58,698
Have you talked
to your mom lately?
1372
01:00:58,742 --> 01:00:59,917
No.
1373
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,658
Because she keeps calling me.
1374
01:01:01,701 --> 01:01:03,137
And I'm running out of excuses
1375
01:01:03,181 --> 01:01:05,009
of where you are
and why you can't talk to her.
1376
01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:07,707
And I think
she's getting worried.
1377
01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,884
She doesn't even know
we're not living together.
1378
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:14,192
I think maybe we should
drive down there this weekend.
1379
01:01:15,236 --> 01:01:17,325
I'm not ready to tell them.
1380
01:01:18,326 --> 01:01:19,980
I think we have to.
1381
01:01:29,076 --> 01:01:31,513
I love this song.
1382
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,829
What?
1383
01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:44,526
What?
1384
01:01:45,571 --> 01:01:47,704
You're looking at me.
1385
01:02:57,904 --> 01:03:01,342
♪ Lay me down
1386
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,607
♪ Lay me down
1387
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:10,047
♪ Lay me down
1388
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:13,702
♪ Lay me down
1389
01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:17,794
♪ Lay me down
1390
01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:22,233
♪ Lay me down
1391
01:03:23,277 --> 01:03:26,280
♪ Lay me down
1392
01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:30,676
:
♪ Lay me down.
1393
01:03:33,244 --> 01:03:34,941
-Mom.
1394
01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:37,944
Ah!
1395
01:03:37,988 --> 01:03:40,120
-Ah! They're here.
-Hi.
1396
01:03:40,164 --> 01:03:42,035
Oh, hi.
1397
01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:43,558
:
Yay!
1398
01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,734
-Hi, Marilyn. Hi.
-Hi, Michael. Hi.
1399
01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:47,562
-It's good to see you.
-Oh, come in, come in, come in.
1400
01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,216
-How was the drive?
-Oh, it was good.
1401
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:50,827
-Yeah, it was fine.
-You know, long as usual,
1402
01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:52,089
-but I like making it.
-Ooh, Mom.
1403
01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:53,742
Your hair, it's nice.
1404
01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:55,396
-Oh, it got so gray.
-It's got volume and bounce.
1405
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,876
-It's pretty, Marilyn.
-I don't know, do you think
1406
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,443
-I should color it?
-No, I love the color.
1407
01:03:58,486 --> 01:03:59,879
It's beautiful.
Something smells delicious.
1408
01:03:59,923 --> 01:04:00,837
-Don't-don't you touch that!
-What... Oh.
1409
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:01,881
I'm cooking something.
1410
01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:03,100
-Wait. Wait.
-Okay.
1411
01:04:03,143 --> 01:04:04,710
Bob! The boys are here!
1412
01:04:04,753 --> 01:04:06,146
-I'm coming!
-Oh, come...
1413
01:04:06,190 --> 01:04:07,844
come grab their bags, will you?
1414
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:09,280
I'm just gonna take the bag.
It's fine.
1415
01:04:09,323 --> 01:04:10,672
You boys must be starving.
Are you starving?
1416
01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:12,022
-I'm okay.
-I can make you snacks.
1417
01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:13,588
No, I was just checking
the fridge.
1418
01:04:13,632 --> 01:04:15,068
We-we got some sandwiches
at the gas station, so...
1419
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:16,765
-From a gas station?
-They were fine.
1420
01:04:16,809 --> 01:04:18,289
You can't eat sandwiches
that come from a gas station.
1421
01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:19,943
We didn't want to spend
much time in the...
1422
01:04:19,986 --> 01:04:21,901
-It was easy.
-Oh, for... Bob!
1423
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,511
-Come on and get their bags!
-Mom.
1424
01:04:23,555 --> 01:04:24,904
-Come on. They're here.
-I'm coming, Mare!
1425
01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:26,688
He hears you. He's coming.
1426
01:04:26,732 --> 01:04:28,647
Oh, why didn't you just give me
some time to clean up?
1427
01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:30,170
-You call and say you're
on your way. -It's clean.
1428
01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:31,519
You just have to give me
just a little bit
1429
01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:32,912
-of notice, you know.
-It's fine.
1430
01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,348
Well, look what
the cat dragged in.
1431
01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:36,524
-Hello, you handsome devil.
-Hey, Dad.
1432
01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:38,048
Hi, Kitty.
How are you? How are you?
1433
01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:39,310
-Good to see you.
-How are you? Good to see you.
1434
01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:40,877
-Hey, Bob.
-Equally handsome devil.
1435
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,487
-Thank you very much.
That's very kind. -Hello!
1436
01:04:42,530 --> 01:04:44,968
-Um, Michael, I love this coat.
-Oh, thank you.
1437
01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:47,144
Is it camel hair?
Because I'm hearing
1438
01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:49,711
that camel hair is-is very...
is big this season.
1439
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,452
-I think it... I think it's...
-Camel hair?!
1440
01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:53,106
You wouldn't know camel hair
from a hole in the ground.
1441
01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,803
-I have some style.
-What do you mean, camel hair?
1442
01:04:54,847 --> 01:04:56,283
-You do, Bob. You have style.
-Style?
1443
01:04:56,327 --> 01:04:57,806
-Thank you, Michael.
-Look at you. My God.
1444
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,069
-And you wear it well.
-Totally cisgender.
1445
01:04:59,112 --> 01:05:00,548
Dad, let me help you
with those bags.
1446
01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:01,723
The last coat you got
was from JCPenney,
1447
01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:03,421
for goodness' sakes.
1448
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:05,249
...like, a camera situated
right on the runway.
1449
01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:07,164
-See? You can see there.
A-And you... -MICHAEL: Mm-hmm.
1450
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:08,992
I mean, you can just
watch planes
1451
01:05:09,035 --> 01:05:10,863
take off and land all day long.
1452
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,734
-Oh, look at that.
-Which he does.
1453
01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:15,085
-Uh, Mare, I do not.
-You do, too.
1454
01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:17,174
Well, I mean,
it is in real time.
1455
01:05:17,217 --> 01:05:20,438
Look, it's, uh...
the little Cessna CTT.
1456
01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:22,657
-Very nice.
-Hold out... Hold out your arm.
1457
01:05:22,701 --> 01:05:25,008
He's not high-style
like a... like a Learjet.
1458
01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,010
-Oh, you're knitting me
a sweater. -MICHAEL: Right.
1459
01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:31,275
Last week was this great,
big race in Toledo.
1460
01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:33,973
Which is a really nice town.
I'd never been before.
1461
01:05:34,017 --> 01:05:35,932
It's-it's known
for glass factories,
1462
01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,890
but who knows if that's
actually true?
1463
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:40,153
Listen, you boys should come
one year. It's so much fun.
1464
01:05:40,197 --> 01:05:42,199
Oh, they take over
the whole town, too.
1465
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:44,027
-We take over the whole town.
-Yeah. It's true.
1466
01:05:44,070 --> 01:05:45,593
-Go ahead, Mare.
-Anyway, this woman I know,
1467
01:05:45,637 --> 01:05:47,117
Trish O'Neil,
1468
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:48,988
who won the race,
she's in my age-group, but...
1469
01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:51,599
-Wins races all the time.
-So, the race starts.
1470
01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:54,994
I saw her for the first
five miles of the bike ride,
1471
01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:57,736
'cause she and I were riding
fairly close together.
1472
01:05:57,779 --> 01:06:00,173
And then after that,
she just kind of disappears.
1473
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:02,175
-Oh.
-Huh.
1474
01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:04,047
I don't see her the whole
rest of the race.
1475
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:06,440
Did you like the rosé,
Michael? Is it...
1476
01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:07,876
-Oh, yes, I love this.
-Good.
1477
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,791
I love all rosé,
but this is very good.
1478
01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:12,707
Last mile of the race--
1479
01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:14,709
da-dum!-- she reappears.
1480
01:06:14,753 --> 01:06:16,842
-She cheated.
-You know, with not one single
1481
01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:18,409
drop of sweat on her,
1482
01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:20,367
she just trots across
the finish line--
1483
01:06:20,411 --> 01:06:21,586
-the winner!
-Yeah.
1484
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:26,504
And we were all very upset.
1485
01:06:29,115 --> 01:06:30,508
:
So...
1486
01:06:30,551 --> 01:06:32,031
You know what,
we have been talking
1487
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,728
-a blue streak...
-No.
1488
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,208
...ever since
you guys got here.
1489
01:06:35,252 --> 01:06:37,297
-Yeah, so... so...
-Wonderful.
1490
01:06:38,342 --> 01:06:40,561
Honestly, uh, what's going on
with you guys?
1491
01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,478
Um...
1492
01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:51,485
Um...
1493
01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:53,183
I don't know where to start.
1494
01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:59,319
Uh, about two or three
months ago,
1495
01:06:59,363 --> 01:07:03,106
I started experiencing
a lot of pain
1496
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:05,151
when going to the bathroom.
1497
01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:07,153
:
And, uh...
1498
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:14,813
We thought there were
a lot of things it could be.
1499
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:16,945
How many doctors have you seen?
1500
01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:18,730
We saw three.
1501
01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:21,689
It was the longest
20 minutes of my life.
1502
01:07:23,735 --> 01:07:26,259
I'll never forget how brave
you were telling them.
1503
01:07:34,311 --> 01:07:36,748
Obviously,
you're gonna fight it.
1504
01:07:38,924 --> 01:07:40,795
And you'll beat it.
1505
01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:44,712
Yeah.
1506
01:07:44,756 --> 01:07:46,279
MARILYN:
Who wants cake?
1507
01:07:46,323 --> 01:07:48,238
-It's flourless.
-I'd love cake.
1508
01:07:48,281 --> 01:07:49,935
Here, let me do it.
It's all right.
1509
01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:51,154
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
1510
01:07:51,197 --> 01:07:53,199
I'll just... Okay.
1511
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:54,896
Here.
1512
01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:13,132
I didn't sleep
one wink last night.
1513
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,178
Not one single wink.
1514
01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:17,528
Everything kept rolling around
in my head.
1515
01:08:17,571 --> 01:08:19,530
Just racing around and around.
1516
01:08:19,573 --> 01:08:20,966
MICHAEL:
I felt the same.
1517
01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:22,794
MARILYN:
I kept thinking about Trish.
1518
01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:25,318
Oh. Right.
1519
01:08:25,362 --> 01:08:27,059
I mean, it's just so insulting.
1520
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,539
-Right.
-Like a...
1521
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:31,063
like a big middle finger
to the rest of us.
1522
01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:33,326
I mean, there we are,
pushing ourselves
1523
01:08:33,370 --> 01:08:36,155
as hard as we can,
and-and honestly...
1524
01:08:36,199 --> 01:08:38,375
honestly, for what?
1525
01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:39,593
For what?
1526
01:08:39,637 --> 01:08:40,942
I don't know. For-for what?
1527
01:08:40,986 --> 01:08:43,467
Just to see if we can.
1528
01:08:43,510 --> 01:08:45,817
-Oh, sure. Yeah, that.
-If we can do it.
1529
01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:47,427
I mean, there's no glory in it.
1530
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:49,081
There's certainly
no money in it.
1531
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,952
-It's-it's killing my knees.
1532
01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:52,476
But-but I just do it.
1533
01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:53,825
Well, you should take it easy
on your knees.
1534
01:08:53,868 --> 01:08:55,435
And then someone like Trish
shows up,
1535
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:57,437
who hasn't got a clue. She...
1536
01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:59,874
Honestly, what race
does she think she's running?
1537
01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:02,181
She thinks she can just bypass
all the hard parts?
1538
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:05,271
Well, you can't. You have to
run the race in front of you,
1539
01:09:05,315 --> 01:09:07,055
because that's all there is.
1540
01:09:07,099 --> 01:09:08,927
-Marilyn, do you want to...
-You do the best you can.
1541
01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:12,148
But she thinks... she thinks
you can cheat all of that.
1542
01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:14,106
And I'm here to tell you,
if you cheat,
1543
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,760
you're going to get caught.
1544
01:09:15,803 --> 01:09:17,979
I'm not gonna sit around
and let her get away with it.
1545
01:09:18,023 --> 01:09:21,244
No, sirree, bobtail.
1546
01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:23,420
♪
1547
01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:25,813
So, how big is your freezer
exactly?
1548
01:09:25,857 --> 01:09:28,338
I mean, is it the kind
with the drawer that pulls out,
1549
01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:31,297
or with the s-skinny door
on the side?
1550
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:33,691
Oh, we have, uh,
the drawer that pulls out.
1551
01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:35,649
MARILYN:
Good. Good.
1552
01:09:35,693 --> 01:09:37,216
I'm thinking I'm gonna make
1553
01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:39,958
a whole lot of soup
for the both of you.
1554
01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:41,525
-And I'll...
-Oh.
1555
01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:43,831
I'll send it to you,
and you can freeze it.
1556
01:09:43,875 --> 01:09:46,225
I'm sure FedEx does
that kind of thing.
1557
01:09:46,269 --> 01:09:48,662
That's very nice of you.
Thank you.
1558
01:09:48,706 --> 01:09:50,795
He needs to keep eating,
Michael.
1559
01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:53,798
Yes, definitely. He does.
1560
01:09:53,841 --> 01:09:55,930
And so do you.
1561
01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:57,236
Yeah.
1562
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,238
♪
1563
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,447
Hi, Mom. I'm home.
1564
01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:49,288
-Mom? Mom?
1565
01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:52,857
Mom?
1566
01:11:05,435 --> 01:11:08,046
ANNOUNCER :
Previously onDawn to Dusk...
1567
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,049
Apologies for the wait.
1568
01:11:11,092 --> 01:11:13,007
Uh, how was your commute today?
1569
01:11:13,051 --> 01:11:14,444
Uh, it was fine.
1570
01:11:14,487 --> 01:11:16,794
-We just came from Downtown.
-Mm.
1571
01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:35,769
All right. Uh, Christopher,
you are all set.
1572
01:11:35,813 --> 01:11:39,251
So, uh, today you'll be getting
your first cycle of cisplatin
1573
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,687
-and etoposide.
-What is this?
1574
01:11:40,731 --> 01:11:43,081
Uh, it's an infusion chair.
1575
01:11:43,124 --> 01:11:45,301
No, no, no, no, no.
We were promised a bed.
1576
01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:47,128
The recliners go
all the way back.
1577
01:11:47,172 --> 01:11:48,739
They're really comfortable.
1578
01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,523
-Mike, it's fine. It's fine.
-No, it's not fine.
1579
01:11:50,567 --> 01:11:52,133
He can't sit for four hours.
It's excruciatingly painful.
1580
01:11:52,177 --> 01:11:53,961
-He needs a bed. We were
promised a bed. -Michael.
1581
01:11:54,005 --> 01:11:56,224
I'm so sorry, but we don't
have any beds today.
1582
01:11:56,268 --> 01:11:58,139
-Okay. This is not...
-It's okay. It's fine. -Thanks.
1583
01:11:58,183 --> 01:12:00,751
I'll just sit on my side,
or I can... It'll be all right.
1584
01:12:00,794 --> 01:12:02,796
You're not gonna sit
on your side the whole time.
1585
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,885
Don't sit.
1586
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,802
Hey.
1587
01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:10,238
Give my husband a bed.
1588
01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:12,023
Sir, I'm afraid we just don't...
1589
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:14,112
He has a rectal tumor
the size of the Death Star.
1590
01:12:14,155 --> 01:12:15,940
He needs a bed.
We were promised a bed.
1591
01:12:15,983 --> 01:12:18,072
All the beds are occupied, sir.
1592
01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,900
I don't care where
you have to go and find one.
1593
01:12:19,944 --> 01:12:22,033
I don't care if you have
to drive to IKEA and buy one.
1594
01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:24,252
I don't care if you have to go
to Jennifer Convertibles!
1595
01:12:24,296 --> 01:12:26,385
Give my husband a bed!
1596
01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,344
Okay, sir.
1597
01:12:28,387 --> 01:12:30,084
Okay.
1598
01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:31,999
We'll find your husband a bed.
1599
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,611
Thank you.
1600
01:12:45,143 --> 01:12:47,188
Well, that was Oscar-worthy.
1601
01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:49,060
It worked for Shirley MacLaine.
1602
01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:52,063
I think the "husband" detail
really swung it for you.
1603
01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:54,674
Well, "boyfriend" didn't seem
dramatic enough.
1604
01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:57,068
-Is this how you are at work?
-I'm a top at work.
1605
01:12:57,111 --> 01:12:59,723
:
Michael.
1606
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:01,420
Well, thank you.
1607
01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:10,951
KIT:
Mike.
1608
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,607
What do you need? What's wrong?
1609
01:13:14,651 --> 01:13:16,696
What are you doing?
1610
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:19,482
No.
1611
01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:21,484
Kit.
1612
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:23,050
Oh, my God.
1613
01:13:23,094 --> 01:13:24,617
Look at that.
1614
01:13:24,661 --> 01:13:27,228
-It's happening.
-It's happening.
1615
01:13:29,622 --> 01:13:33,670
♪ Anything other than death
1616
01:13:41,721 --> 01:13:44,158
♪ Shaving off breaths...
1617
01:13:44,202 --> 01:13:46,204
I'm afraid the news isn't good.
1618
01:13:47,553 --> 01:13:49,860
Your body isn't responding
to the chemo.
1619
01:13:49,903 --> 01:13:51,688
The tumor has grown.
1620
01:13:51,731 --> 01:13:54,299
And we also found nodules
in the pelvic region.
1621
01:13:59,739 --> 01:14:02,655
Kit. You... Oh, my God.
1622
01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:04,657
What... Are you okay?
1623
01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:06,746
Jesus Christ. Kit.
1624
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:08,400
Here. Here. Here. Here.
1625
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,620
Take it. Hold that.
There you go.
1626
01:14:10,663 --> 01:14:12,622
-Breathe, baby.
1627
01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:14,406
Just breathe. Just breathe.
1628
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,930
Breathe. Shh...
1629
01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:29,639
It's passing.
1630
01:14:29,682 --> 01:14:31,423
-It's passing?
-Yeah.
1631
01:14:46,003 --> 01:14:51,356
♪ A sprinter learning to wait
1632
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,514
DR. LUCAS:
We're gonna stop chemo.
1633
01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,341
Take a short break
in your treatment
1634
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:23,257
so you have time
to get your strength back.
1635
01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:25,695
Then we'll start a course of
radiation-- five days a week.
1636
01:15:25,738 --> 01:15:27,914
It's proven effective
in some cases.
1637
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,526
It could buy us some time.
1638
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:53,418
-Hey.
-Sebastian! Hey.
1639
01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:57,074
I invited some people
from work.
1640
01:15:57,117 --> 01:15:58,641
SEBASTIAN:
Oh, thanks.
1641
01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,947
You are all
my legendary children.
1642
01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:02,688
-Yas, queen.
-She's so pretty.
1643
01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:04,908
But there's room
for just one inductee.
1644
01:16:04,951 --> 01:16:06,257
MICHAEL:
Here we go.
1645
01:16:15,745 --> 01:16:18,356
♪ Down in the valley
1646
01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:21,228
♪ The first of May
1647
01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:26,843
-Nice.
-♪ Gathering flowers
1648
01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:29,323
-♪ Both fresh and gay...
1649
01:16:29,367 --> 01:16:31,804
Does this mean a drive-in?
1650
01:16:33,327 --> 01:16:36,374
Okay. Give me,
uh, my bag. I'll take it.
1651
01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:40,726
-Somebody get the gate
this time. -BOB: Come on.
1652
01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:43,120
:
This is lovely.
1653
01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:45,601
Oh! Okay.
1654
01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:47,603
-Oh, my goodness. -Beautiful.
1655
01:16:47,646 --> 01:16:50,518
BOB:
Really lovely. My, my.
1656
01:16:52,738 --> 01:16:54,218
MICHAEL:
It's down at the end.
1657
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:55,872
-Okay. I see it.
-Bob!
1658
01:16:55,915 --> 01:16:57,656
-What?
-Slow down.
1659
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,223
-This is it.
-Is this ours?
1660
01:16:59,266 --> 01:17:01,355
-Yes, and we're right next
to you. -KIT: Oh, apart.
1661
01:17:01,399 --> 01:17:02,966
-Guys...
-Who's got the key?
1662
01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:04,402
MICHAEL:
You don't need a key.
1663
01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:05,795
I think it's supposed
to be open.
1664
01:17:05,838 --> 01:17:07,535
MARILYN:
That seems dangerous.
1665
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:09,276
Okay.
1666
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,713
No, I do not have the strength
1667
01:17:10,756 --> 01:17:12,105
to carry you across
this threshold.
1668
01:17:12,149 --> 01:17:13,672
I'd like to be picked up.
1669
01:17:13,716 --> 01:17:15,543
So, um, we're gonna see
you guys soon, right?
1670
01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,806
-Yes.
-Yeah.
1671
01:17:16,849 --> 01:17:18,546
-Okay.
-It's... Wow.
1672
01:17:18,590 --> 01:17:20,026
Pink flamingos.
1673
01:17:20,070 --> 01:17:22,115
♪
1674
01:17:24,857 --> 01:17:26,990
-♪ I put my hand in
-Right?
1675
01:17:29,079 --> 01:17:31,124
♪ Into the bush
1676
01:17:34,258 --> 01:17:36,216
♪ Finding the sweetest
1677
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:38,610
♪ Sweetest rose
1678
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:45,051
♪ I pricked my finger
1679
01:17:45,095 --> 01:17:49,360
♪ Deep to the line
1680
01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:53,538
♪ And left the sweetest rose
1681
01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:56,889
♪ Sweetest rose behind
1682
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:03,069
♪ Don't you...
1683
01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:08,292
We're here in beautiful
Ocean City, New Jersey,
1684
01:18:08,335 --> 01:18:10,120
with the folks.
1685
01:18:10,163 --> 01:18:13,558
This is my mother Marilyn,
with her 40 library books.
1686
01:18:13,601 --> 01:18:15,560
-And my knitting.
-And her knitting.
1687
01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:18,737
-Marilyn, wave to the camera.
-Ooh!
1688
01:18:18,781 --> 01:18:20,870
-And we have my dad.
-Hi, Bob.
1689
01:18:20,913 --> 01:18:26,005
KIT:
Bob, grand master of mah-jongg.
1690
01:18:26,049 --> 01:18:28,138
Did you wave, Bob?
1691
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:30,967
-Big wave.
-Mm-hmm.
1692
01:18:31,010 --> 01:18:33,970
Mm... That's it. Here we are.
1693
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,454
MICHAEL:
Oh, yes, bubbles.
1694
01:18:40,498 --> 01:18:42,152
That's what the people want.
1695
01:18:42,195 --> 01:18:44,937
It's what the people
are gonna get.
1696
01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:46,722
Hopefully.
1697
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:53,119
-Oh.
-Could be better.
1698
01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:54,730
MICHAEL:
Not bad.
1699
01:18:57,689 --> 01:19:00,170
Well, bubbles are finicky.
1700
01:19:03,086 --> 01:19:05,697
-Okay, bye.
-Okay, bye.
1701
01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:10,789
♪ Don't you
1702
01:19:14,924 --> 01:19:18,754
♪ Break my heart
1703
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,581
-I will delete it, Michael.
1704
01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:22,801
Okay, bye.
1705
01:19:25,282 --> 01:19:27,980
♪ Thousands and thousands
1706
01:19:28,024 --> 01:19:31,723
♪ All on this Earth.
1707
01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:45,476
Thank you for booking this.
1708
01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:54,702
I love you.
1709
01:19:54,746 --> 01:19:56,704
I love you, too.
1710
01:19:56,748 --> 01:19:58,794
♪
1711
01:20:18,509 --> 01:20:20,554
♪
1712
01:20:43,621 --> 01:20:45,579
♪
1713
01:21:24,575 --> 01:21:26,098
MICHAEL:
Hello.
1714
01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:28,579
MARILYN:
Hello. What a morning, huh?
1715
01:21:28,622 --> 01:21:30,581
MICHAEL:
Right?
1716
01:21:33,410 --> 01:21:35,673
How did you ever
find this place?
1717
01:21:36,674 --> 01:21:38,458
I've been here before.
1718
01:21:38,502 --> 01:21:41,026
My family, we used to take
vacations here
1719
01:21:41,070 --> 01:21:42,767
when I was a kid.
1720
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,206
Thank you for inviting us.
1721
01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:48,947
Oh, no, no. It was Kit's idea.
1722
01:21:48,991 --> 01:21:51,036
He wanted you here.
1723
01:21:53,691 --> 01:21:56,215
I was vehemently opposed to it.
1724
01:21:56,259 --> 01:21:58,261
-You brat.
1725
01:22:19,151 --> 01:22:21,327
I have a headache.
1726
01:22:21,371 --> 01:22:24,113
We found a number of nodules
on the brain.
1727
01:22:24,156 --> 01:22:26,898
Several of them located
near the brain stem,
1728
01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,031
which is likely what's been
causing your headaches.
1729
01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:33,078
How big are they?
1730
01:22:34,732 --> 01:22:37,953
Well, they're small,
but there are a lot of them.
1731
01:22:40,651 --> 01:22:42,696
And your primary tumor
has been growing again.
1732
01:22:43,697 --> 01:22:45,003
How long?
1733
01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:46,178
We don't like to predict
these things.
1734
01:22:46,222 --> 01:22:47,614
Six weeks? Six months?
1735
01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:51,879
More than six weeks.
1736
01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:54,273
I've been feeling
so much better.
1737
01:22:55,796 --> 01:22:58,625
DR. LUCAS: The radiation
bought you some time.
1738
01:22:59,626 --> 01:23:03,239
At this point, all we can do
is address your symptoms
1739
01:23:03,282 --> 01:23:05,545
and manage your pain.
1740
01:23:11,464 --> 01:23:13,423
I'm so sorry, Kit.
1741
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:34,879
MICHAEL:
There are still options here.
1742
01:23:34,922 --> 01:23:37,012
There's this targeted treatment.
1743
01:23:37,055 --> 01:23:38,622
It's for N.E.T.'s.
1744
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,319
It's being developed in Germany,
1745
01:23:40,363 --> 01:23:41,973
and I can't remember
what it's called.
1746
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,322
Michael.
1747
01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:45,237
"Affinator" or "Afinator"
or something.
1748
01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:47,152
-Michael.
-But I just... It blocks...
1749
01:23:47,196 --> 01:23:50,677
I-I think a protein signaling
pathway that's in the-the...
1750
01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:52,549
-It can malfunction...
-Really? Germany?
1751
01:23:52,592 --> 01:23:54,159
...and leads to greater
tumor growth or something.
1752
01:23:54,203 --> 01:23:56,205
I just... I'm telling you
that there are still
1753
01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:58,076
experimental things
going on out there.
1754
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,947
There was somebody
I read about who's from Italy.
1755
01:23:59,991 --> 01:24:02,515
-Michael, stop. Stop.
-He had a doctor...
1756
01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:06,345
It's everywhere.
1757
01:24:06,389 --> 01:24:08,130
It's in my brain.
1758
01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:10,436
And actually, I'm relieved.
1759
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,919
I know where I stand now.
1760
01:24:20,446 --> 01:24:21,926
Come on.
1761
01:25:14,065 --> 01:25:15,849
Are you...
1762
01:25:22,073 --> 01:25:24,293
Are you afraid to die?
1763
01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:29,124
I'm afraid of what the end
looks like, but...
1764
01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:34,172
...am I afraid of dying?
1765
01:25:38,350 --> 01:25:39,830
No.
1766
01:25:41,788 --> 01:25:43,877
I've had a great life, Mike.
1767
01:25:57,978 --> 01:26:00,198
And I want you to be happy, too.
1768
01:26:01,634 --> 01:26:03,201
That includes meeting someone.
1769
01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:04,855
No. Please don't do... Shh.
1770
01:26:07,988 --> 01:26:09,425
I really appreciate that,
1771
01:26:09,468 --> 01:26:11,557
but I can't talk about that
right now.
1772
01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:14,821
Okay.
1773
01:26:42,719 --> 01:26:45,374
Did you have sex with Sebastian?
1774
01:26:52,729 --> 01:26:54,209
Yes.
1775
01:27:00,606 --> 01:27:02,478
I'm sorry I lied to you.
1776
01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:06,743
I'm sorry, too.
1777
01:27:06,786 --> 01:27:08,353
I'm sorry that I made you carry
1778
01:27:08,397 --> 01:27:11,138
so much of my baggage
for so many years
1779
01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:14,098
and making you feel like
the bad guy so many times
1780
01:27:14,141 --> 01:27:16,883
when you didn't deserve to.
1781
01:27:16,927 --> 01:27:19,103
I'm sorry I never told you
1782
01:27:19,146 --> 01:27:21,105
how good your ass looks
in your khaki pants.
1783
01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:23,238
-'Cause it does.
1784
01:27:23,281 --> 01:27:25,240
And I couldn't do it
'cause I was afraid
1785
01:27:25,283 --> 01:27:27,285
if you understood
how beautiful you are
1786
01:27:27,329 --> 01:27:29,069
that you'd leave me.
1787
01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:35,206
And I'm sorry
you're going through this.
1788
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,254
Thank you.
1789
01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:44,563
I would like to try
some of this pot.
1790
01:27:44,607 --> 01:27:46,913
:
Oh, my God.
1791
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:51,266
Don't laugh. I'm not kidding.
1792
01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:57,663
If I don't try pot with you...
1793
01:27:58,751 --> 01:28:00,100
Okay.
1794
01:28:00,144 --> 01:28:01,667
:
I can't believe it.
1795
01:28:01,711 --> 01:28:02,886
Okay, take this.
1796
01:28:02,929 --> 01:28:04,322
-I can...
-That's the pot?
1797
01:28:04,366 --> 01:28:05,802
-Yeah.
-Okay.
1798
01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:13,766
-No. Other end. You...
-Oh.
1799
01:28:14,854 --> 01:28:16,987
-Gonna eat it.
-Jesus.
1800
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,380
That's right.
1801
01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:19,642
Now...
1802
01:28:21,905 --> 01:28:23,254
Have a hit.
1803
01:28:27,214 --> 01:28:28,651
-Oh, wow.
-Ooh.
1804
01:28:28,694 --> 01:28:30,087
Oh, God.
1805
01:28:30,130 --> 01:28:31,871
-Have a...
-It hurts.
1806
01:28:31,915 --> 01:28:34,134
Have some...
Take a sip. Take a sip.
1807
01:28:34,178 --> 01:28:35,745
Okay.
1808
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:40,880
I don't feel it.
It's not working.
1809
01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:43,143
Well, try again.
Have a... Have another hit.
1810
01:28:43,187 --> 01:28:44,536
-Okay.
-You can do it.
1811
01:28:54,546 --> 01:28:56,287
Hold, hold, hold.
1812
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:00,683
Exhale.
1813
01:29:06,384 --> 01:29:08,343
Exhale my smoke.
1814
01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:14,174
-So?
1815
01:29:18,265 --> 01:29:20,224
I don't know.
1816
01:29:25,795 --> 01:29:27,405
-Mmm.
-Oh?
1817
01:29:27,449 --> 01:29:30,452
-Maybe I feel...
-Oh...
1818
01:29:30,495 --> 01:29:32,149
I don't know.
1819
01:29:32,192 --> 01:29:35,761
Welcome to the Stoners Club,
Michael Ausiello.
1820
01:29:35,805 --> 01:29:37,850
We've been waiting for you
for a long time.
1821
01:29:37,894 --> 01:29:40,766
And now you know how...
1822
01:29:40,810 --> 01:29:43,116
Cherry Garcia feels.
1823
01:29:59,089 --> 01:30:01,918
Let's get married, Mike.
1824
01:30:01,961 --> 01:30:03,310
:
Are you joking?
1825
01:30:03,354 --> 01:30:04,790
No, I want to.
1826
01:30:05,835 --> 01:30:07,837
We've been through so much.
1827
01:30:09,142 --> 01:30:11,188
We're about to go through more.
1828
01:30:13,277 --> 01:30:15,148
I want to be your husband.
1829
01:30:16,846 --> 01:30:18,325
You're calling me chattel.
1830
01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:22,678
-That's what you said.
-Michael.
1831
01:30:23,679 --> 01:30:25,463
-Chattel.
-Will you marry me?
1832
01:30:27,509 --> 01:30:29,032
:
Oh, my God.
1833
01:30:29,075 --> 01:30:30,642
No rush, Mike,
but I feel obliged to tell you
1834
01:30:30,686 --> 01:30:32,775
that I'm dying here.
1835
01:30:32,818 --> 01:30:34,994
Yes. Yes.
1836
01:30:35,038 --> 01:30:36,822
♪ Oh...
1837
01:30:36,866 --> 01:30:38,607
They here? You see them?
1838
01:30:38,650 --> 01:30:40,522
-NINA and NICK: Hi!
-Hi.
1839
01:30:40,565 --> 01:30:41,697
Look at these grooms. Gorgeous.
1840
01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:42,828
-Oh, my goodness.
-Oh, my God.
1841
01:30:42,872 --> 01:30:44,787
-You look great.
-Oh, my God!
1842
01:30:44,830 --> 01:30:47,050
Hey, get out of my shot!
What are you doing?
1843
01:30:49,226 --> 01:30:51,184
Cut! All right, everybody cut!
Cut!
1844
01:30:51,228 --> 01:30:53,186
NINA:
Look at this. You look great.
1845
01:30:53,230 --> 01:30:54,666
-Okay.
-You okay?
1846
01:30:54,710 --> 01:30:55,754
Yeah. Yes.
1847
01:30:55,798 --> 01:30:57,277
-You excited?
-Yes.
1848
01:30:57,321 --> 01:30:59,323
All electronic devices
in the bin.
1849
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,370
Mike, come see this.
1850
01:31:03,414 --> 01:31:05,068
Look how pretty this is.
1851
01:31:05,111 --> 01:31:06,765
-We're walking fast.
-Yes.
1852
01:31:09,681 --> 01:31:11,770
-Hello. Hi.
-Hi.
1853
01:31:11,814 --> 01:31:13,642
-How can I help you? -So, that
is our marriage certificate.
1854
01:31:13,685 --> 01:31:15,339
-Oh, marriage certificate.
-And his birth certificate.
1855
01:31:15,382 --> 01:31:17,733
Sign... I've got a pen.
1856
01:31:17,776 --> 01:31:19,822
I brought one with me. Yes.
1857
01:31:19,865 --> 01:31:21,824
-Thank you.
-Sign right here.
1858
01:31:21,867 --> 01:31:23,869
Congratulations
on your marriage.
1859
01:31:34,924 --> 01:31:37,013
Do you, Christopher "Cowhan,"
1860
01:31:37,056 --> 01:31:40,233
solemnly declare
Michael "Auswello"
1861
01:31:40,277 --> 01:31:42,409
to be your husband?
1862
01:31:44,194 --> 01:31:45,587
I do.
1863
01:31:45,630 --> 01:31:47,327
JUDGE:
Do you promise to love, honor
1864
01:31:47,371 --> 01:31:49,634
and keep him for as long
as you both shall live?
1865
01:31:49,678 --> 01:31:51,157
I do.
1866
01:31:51,201 --> 01:31:55,074
Do you, Michael Auswe...
"Auswello"...
1867
01:31:55,118 --> 01:31:56,946
-Ausiello.
-...uh, solemnly declare
1868
01:31:56,989 --> 01:31:59,688
Christopher "Cowhan"
to be your husband?
1869
01:31:59,731 --> 01:32:01,254
I do.
1870
01:32:01,298 --> 01:32:02,952
JUDGE:
Do you promise to love, honor
1871
01:32:02,995 --> 01:32:05,520
and keep him for as long
as you both shall live?
1872
01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:08,697
:
I do.
1873
01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:11,395
By the power vested in me
by the great state of New York,
1874
01:32:11,438 --> 01:32:12,788
I now pronounce you married.
1875
01:32:12,831 --> 01:32:14,354
Uh, you may seal your vows
with a kiss.
1876
01:32:14,398 --> 01:32:17,096
♪
1877
01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:20,622
♪ Oh, gotta see
1878
01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:22,972
♪ Gotta know right now
1879
01:32:30,327 --> 01:32:33,765
♪ It isn't anything at all...
1880
01:32:33,809 --> 01:32:37,160
We have news,
and-and this time, it's good.
1881
01:32:37,203 --> 01:32:38,988
-Okay.
-Uh, Mike and I got married.
1882
01:32:39,031 --> 01:32:40,250
What?
1883
01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:42,469
Oh, wow.
1884
01:32:42,513 --> 01:32:43,993
Tell me everything.
1885
01:32:44,036 --> 01:32:45,560
-Uh...
-It was quick.
1886
01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:47,562
Yeah.
We decided last night.
1887
01:32:47,605 --> 01:32:50,216
Bob, the boys got married.
1888
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:53,219
That's incredible.
Congratulations!
1889
01:32:53,263 --> 01:32:54,786
We got
one last Christmas together.
1890
01:32:54,830 --> 01:32:56,440
-Hey.
-Hey.
1891
01:32:56,483 --> 01:32:58,007
-Here. Let me take the bags.
There you go. -Yes. Yes.
1892
01:32:58,050 --> 01:32:59,965
-Where is he? Where is he?
-Hi, Mom. Dad.
1893
01:33:00,009 --> 01:33:02,272
Hi, honey. Hi. Hi.
1894
01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:04,622
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
1895
01:33:04,666 --> 01:33:07,016
-How you doing?
-Hi. I'm good.
1896
01:33:07,059 --> 01:33:08,104
Hey, Dad.
1897
01:33:23,336 --> 01:33:24,555
MARILYN:
Some tissue paper.
1898
01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:26,296
It's... Oh, it's for the tree.
1899
01:33:26,339 --> 01:33:27,819
-Oh.
-A bird.
1900
01:33:27,863 --> 01:33:30,169
-Aw.
-Aw. That is sweet.
1901
01:33:30,213 --> 01:33:31,736
It's a partridge in a pear tree.
1902
01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:33,259
NINA:
It's beautiful.
1903
01:33:33,303 --> 01:33:34,565
I'm gonna hang
this up right now.
1904
01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:36,262
MARILYN:
Bob, sing the song.
1905
01:33:36,306 --> 01:33:37,829
-Come on. Here we go.
-Bob, don't you dare.
1906
01:33:37,873 --> 01:33:39,701
-Bob.
-Michael says...
1907
01:33:39,744 --> 01:33:41,354
-Bob, sing us a little...
-Michael doesn't know, Bob.
1908
01:33:41,398 --> 01:33:43,095
MICHAEL:
No, sing the song, Bob.
1909
01:33:43,139 --> 01:33:46,316
And we watched
our favorite show, Drag Race.
1910
01:33:46,359 --> 01:33:48,666
RuPaul's holiday spectacular.
1911
01:34:35,104 --> 01:34:38,934
♪ Yeah, I know it's stupid
1912
01:34:46,419 --> 01:34:47,986
Michael.
1913
01:34:48,030 --> 01:34:49,727
♪ Oh
1914
01:34:51,555 --> 01:34:54,689
:
♪ I keep dancing on my own...
1915
01:35:02,609 --> 01:35:04,655
♪
1916
01:35:36,861 --> 01:35:38,341
Hi.
1917
01:35:39,342 --> 01:35:41,170
Hey.
1918
01:35:43,085 --> 01:35:45,740
Kit. Hey.
1919
01:35:46,828 --> 01:35:49,178
-You have a visitor.
-Who?
1920
01:35:52,964 --> 01:35:55,706
Oh. Sebastian.
1921
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:57,621
Hi.
1922
01:35:57,664 --> 01:36:00,015
I'm gonna go get a Diet Coke,
if you want to come.
1923
01:36:00,058 --> 01:36:01,799
-Yeah, okay.
-You come and get some coffee?
1924
01:36:01,843 --> 01:36:03,453
Yeah, that's a good idea.
1925
01:36:03,496 --> 01:36:05,542
♪
1926
01:36:34,310 --> 01:36:36,486
Could you hold that for me?
Thank you.
1927
01:36:39,358 --> 01:36:41,012
Hi.
1928
01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:47,018
Thank you for letting me
see him.
1929
01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:04,166
How long does he have?
1930
01:37:04,209 --> 01:37:05,602
NURSE:
Couple of hours.
1931
01:37:05,645 --> 01:37:07,691
Maybe more, maybe less.
1932
01:37:08,823 --> 01:37:10,302
He can hear you.
1933
01:37:11,913 --> 01:37:13,392
Talk to him.
1934
01:37:13,436 --> 01:37:15,394
Tell him you love him.
1935
01:37:15,438 --> 01:37:17,483
Assure him you'll be okay
without him.
1936
01:37:19,355 --> 01:37:21,226
I'm so sorry.
1937
01:37:35,719 --> 01:37:38,113
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you.
1938
01:37:39,941 --> 01:37:41,986
I will forever and ever.
1939
01:37:44,206 --> 01:37:46,208
Don't be scared, sweetie pie.
1940
01:37:46,251 --> 01:37:48,645
Don't be scared.
1941
01:37:48,688 --> 01:37:50,125
We're all here.
1942
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:04,443
Kitty.
1943
01:38:06,706 --> 01:38:08,708
You go whenever
you need to, son.
1944
01:38:09,709 --> 01:38:12,103
We'll be okay.
1945
01:38:12,147 --> 01:38:14,932
Yeah, we'll be okay.
We'll be okay.
1946
01:39:09,856 --> 01:39:11,728
DIRECTOR:
And cut. That's cut, everybody.
1947
01:39:11,771 --> 01:39:13,034
Let's take five.
1948
01:39:13,077 --> 01:39:14,600
Okay. That felt good, right?
1949
01:39:14,644 --> 01:39:16,080
-Yeah.
-Nice.
1950
01:39:18,126 --> 01:39:20,128
Can I get my sides?
1951
01:39:22,043 --> 01:39:24,001
What if this
didn't have to happen?
1952
01:39:24,045 --> 01:39:25,698
-Sorry. Thanks.
-Yeah.
1953
01:39:25,742 --> 01:39:28,614
What if this were just
a scene from our story?
1954
01:39:28,658 --> 01:39:30,442
-Reset!
-Resetting.
1955
01:39:30,486 --> 01:39:32,662
A scene from the TV show
of our life.
1956
01:39:32,705 --> 01:39:34,969
-Here you go.
-Thank you.
1957
01:39:35,012 --> 01:39:37,188
How amazing would that be?
1958
01:39:37,232 --> 01:39:39,103
If none of this was real.
1959
01:39:40,104 --> 01:39:42,672
If I could just go back
to being a TV journalist
1960
01:39:42,715 --> 01:39:45,196
and you could be
an actor on a show.
1961
01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:48,069
Excuse me, Kit. Excuse me.
1962
01:39:48,112 --> 01:39:49,940
Hey. Can I help you?
1963
01:39:49,984 --> 01:39:52,116
Yes, uh, I'm Michael Ausiello
with TVLine.
1964
01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:54,118
I-I know you're super busy,
but I was wondering
1965
01:39:54,162 --> 01:39:56,338
if you wouldn't mind answering
a-a few quick questions.
1966
01:39:56,381 --> 01:39:57,556
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
1967
01:39:57,600 --> 01:39:58,775
-Go ahead.
-Great.
1968
01:39:58,818 --> 01:40:00,081
Hey, Kit, we need last looks.
1969
01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:01,560
Oh, um...
1970
01:40:01,604 --> 01:40:03,258
I'd love to stay and talk,
but it looks like
1971
01:40:03,301 --> 01:40:04,737
-I've... I got to...
-Oh, gosh.
1972
01:40:04,781 --> 01:40:06,522
If you don't mind,
I'd really like to get
1973
01:40:06,565 --> 01:40:08,828
your feelings, your thoughts
on a couple of things.
1974
01:40:08,872 --> 01:40:10,178
Hey, Kit.
They're calling for you.
1975
01:40:10,221 --> 01:40:11,831
Please, this won't take long.
1976
01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:14,095
I promise. I just really need
a moment with him.
1977
01:40:14,138 --> 01:40:15,357
-Okay? Okay?
-It's okay. It's fine.
1978
01:40:15,400 --> 01:40:16,662
-It's fine.
-Okay.
1979
01:40:16,706 --> 01:40:18,447
-Go ahead.
-First question:
1980
01:40:18,490 --> 01:40:22,146
Your character on the show
has been very popular,
1981
01:40:22,190 --> 01:40:24,235
and everyone hates
to see you go,
1982
01:40:24,279 --> 01:40:27,760
so what is next for you?
1983
01:40:27,804 --> 01:40:29,458
I-I-I don't know.
1984
01:40:29,501 --> 01:40:31,851
Um, there are a lot of
possibilities out there, so...
1985
01:40:31,895 --> 01:40:33,462
I don't know what's next
for me, honestly.
1986
01:40:33,505 --> 01:40:35,638
Um... you know, it's strange.
1987
01:40:35,681 --> 01:40:40,077
Uh, everyone will still be here,
1988
01:40:40,121 --> 01:40:44,560
and I'll be gone.
1989
01:40:45,561 --> 01:40:47,563
And how do you feel right now?
1990
01:40:47,606 --> 01:40:49,565
Ooh. Uh, great question.
1991
01:40:51,784 --> 01:40:55,527
I guess I feel like I'll...
1992
01:40:56,920 --> 01:40:58,356
...miss this.
1993
01:41:01,359 --> 01:41:02,969
I'll miss this a lot.
1994
01:41:03,013 --> 01:41:04,797
Camera's ready.
Kit, we really got to go.
1995
01:41:04,841 --> 01:41:06,756
No. Please, one more second.
Just one more.
1996
01:41:06,799 --> 01:41:08,627
-Just one question.
-Shoot. Go ahead.
1997
01:41:10,542 --> 01:41:13,371
What about me, Kit?
1998
01:41:13,415 --> 01:41:15,460
What should I do next?
1999
01:41:15,504 --> 01:41:16,853
You'll know.
2000
01:41:16,896 --> 01:41:19,116
Okay, we're back in.
2001
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:21,292
Okay. Got it. I'm coming.
2002
01:41:23,207 --> 01:41:26,558
So, have you got
everything you need?
2003
01:41:28,821 --> 01:41:31,302
You're gonna be okay.
2004
01:41:32,956 --> 01:41:34,958
Yeah.
2005
01:41:35,001 --> 01:41:36,873
I'm gonna be okay.
2006
01:41:38,048 --> 01:41:41,747
:
It's gonna be incredibly hard,
2007
01:41:41,791 --> 01:41:43,836
but I'm gonna be okay.
2008
01:41:48,450 --> 01:41:52,671
Thank you for the past 13 years.
2009
01:41:52,715 --> 01:41:54,891
Thank you for giving me
a family.
2010
01:41:56,153 --> 01:41:58,068
Thank you for loving me.
2011
01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:00,418
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
Kit.
2012
01:42:08,383 --> 01:42:10,167
You can go now.
2013
01:42:34,670 --> 01:42:38,413
I was always afraid
Kit would break my heart.
2014
01:42:38,456 --> 01:42:40,545
And eventually, he did.
2015
01:42:40,589 --> 01:42:43,069
But not in the way
I feared he would.
2016
01:42:43,113 --> 01:42:45,202
He broke it open in a way
2017
01:42:45,246 --> 01:42:48,945
that somehow made room
for even more love,
2018
01:42:48,988 --> 01:42:51,948
both to receive and to give.
2019
01:42:51,991 --> 01:42:55,995
And so, I hope that
you'll understand me
2020
01:42:56,039 --> 01:43:00,783
when I say that this ride
with Kit was, to me, a gift.
2021
01:43:01,958 --> 01:43:06,180
It was the greatest honor
I believe I will ever have,
2022
01:43:06,223 --> 01:43:09,574
to have been by his side
for it all.
2023
01:43:17,191 --> 01:43:20,498
:
Okay. Hey, Marilyn.
2024
01:43:20,542 --> 01:43:23,197
I need to breathe.
I need to breathe.
2025
01:43:27,244 --> 01:43:29,333
Oh, it's a car.
2026
01:43:33,468 --> 01:43:36,210
Oh, God.
2027
01:43:42,259 --> 01:43:44,696
I think he would've liked
your eulogy.
2028
01:43:49,179 --> 01:43:51,529
I think he would've thought
it was too long.
2029
01:43:51,573 --> 01:43:54,228
-Well, probably.
2030
01:43:58,580 --> 01:44:00,451
MICHAEL:
What are you gonna do next?
2031
01:44:00,495 --> 01:44:04,194
I mean, besides triathlons.
2032
01:44:05,804 --> 01:44:08,242
I've never been to Spain,
and I always...
2033
01:44:08,285 --> 01:44:12,550
I always wanted to see
that funny-looking museum.
2034
01:44:12,594 --> 01:44:14,770
-Oh, the Guggenheim in Bilbao?
-Yes. Yes.
2035
01:44:14,813 --> 01:44:16,206
Yes, that's funny.
2036
01:44:16,250 --> 01:44:18,164
In the pictures,
it looks like a big ship.
2037
01:44:18,208 --> 01:44:19,470
It does look like a ship.
2038
01:44:19,514 --> 01:44:20,950
-Do you think?
-Yeah, it does.
2039
01:44:22,995 --> 01:44:25,128
MARILYN:
I don't know, I'd just...
2040
01:44:25,171 --> 01:44:27,304
like to get away for a while.
2041
01:44:27,348 --> 01:44:29,915
MICHAEL:
That sounds really nice.
2042
01:44:29,959 --> 01:44:31,830
New scenery to run in.
2043
01:44:33,484 --> 01:44:35,181
Yeah, all the running
stays the same
2044
01:44:35,225 --> 01:44:38,228
-if my knees hold on.
-Mm.
2045
01:44:40,012 --> 01:44:41,405
Race you to the house.
2046
01:44:41,449 --> 01:44:42,624
MICHAEL:
Okay.
2047
01:44:45,366 --> 01:44:47,585
♪
2048
01:45:10,173 --> 01:45:12,958
The hardest thing
about a story ending
2049
01:45:13,002 --> 01:45:17,485
is that you have to say goodbye
to your favorite characters.
2050
01:45:17,528 --> 01:45:19,530
To your favorite people.
2051
01:45:20,836 --> 01:45:23,099
A good TV show
can make real life
2052
01:45:23,142 --> 01:45:25,319
seem like it makes sense.
2053
01:45:25,362 --> 01:45:28,670
And a good ending can feel like
the end of one thing
2054
01:45:28,713 --> 01:45:30,976
and the beginning of another.
2055
01:45:32,151 --> 01:45:34,850
Sometimes the hero dies.
2056
01:45:34,893 --> 01:45:37,156
Sometimes we only get
14 Christmas trees
2057
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:39,550
when we thought we'd have 40.
2058
01:45:42,336 --> 01:45:44,294
And then an old friend
reminded me
2059
01:45:44,338 --> 01:45:46,470
that sometimes
the main character
2060
01:45:46,514 --> 01:45:48,124
has to take a leap of faith
2061
01:45:48,167 --> 01:45:50,822
that involves packing a suitcase
2062
01:45:50,866 --> 01:45:52,911
and traveling
across the country.
2063
01:45:54,826 --> 01:45:58,177
I don't know.
Maybe that's too on the nose.
2064
01:46:21,462 --> 01:46:23,594
-Hi.
-Where we going?
2065
01:46:23,638 --> 01:46:25,291
Uh, JFK.
2066
01:46:28,860 --> 01:46:30,949
Where you off to?
2067
01:46:30,993 --> 01:46:32,951
Los Angeles.
2068
01:46:32,995 --> 01:46:36,346
Oof. That 405, man.
2069
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:38,827
That thing takes
no prisoners, huh?
2070
01:46:38,870 --> 01:46:40,916
I wanted our story to be
2071
01:46:40,959 --> 01:46:44,049
a picture-perfect,
happy-ending love story.
2072
01:46:46,835 --> 01:46:49,925
But what we got
was a real love story.
2073
01:46:51,840 --> 01:46:53,407
I'm ready.
2074
01:46:57,280 --> 01:46:59,021
I'll just shut up now.
2075
01:47:03,678 --> 01:47:09,248
♪ Don't you
2076
01:47:11,425 --> 01:47:14,863
♪ Break my heart
2077
01:47:20,869 --> 01:47:25,961
♪ Don't you
2078
01:47:28,746 --> 01:47:32,663
♪ Break my heart
2079
01:47:39,888 --> 01:47:43,587
♪ I put my hand in
2080
01:47:43,631 --> 01:47:46,634
♪ Into the bush
2081
01:47:48,679 --> 01:47:51,073
♪ Finding the sweetest
2082
01:47:51,116 --> 01:47:54,990
♪ Sweetest rose
2083
01:47:57,166 --> 01:47:59,734
♪ Saw a ship sailing
2084
01:47:59,777 --> 01:48:02,780
♪ On the big blue sea
2085
01:48:05,609 --> 01:48:08,351
♪ She sailed as deep as
2086
01:48:08,394 --> 01:48:12,181
♪ Deep as she could be
2087
01:48:14,226 --> 01:48:16,838
♪ But not so deep in
2088
01:48:16,881 --> 01:48:21,059
♪ In love as I am
2089
01:48:21,103 --> 01:48:25,499
♪ I cannot whether I
2090
01:48:25,542 --> 01:48:29,503
♪ I sink or swim
2091
01:48:29,546 --> 01:48:34,551
♪ Don't you
2092
01:48:37,423 --> 01:48:42,254
♪ Break my heart
2093
01:48:42,298 --> 01:48:43,952
Oh, that's why
I wanted my camera.
2094
01:48:43,995 --> 01:48:45,562
MICHAEL AUSIELLO:
Wh-What?
2095
01:48:45,606 --> 01:48:47,303
I thought it looked
like the sun.
2096
01:48:47,346 --> 01:48:49,566
♪ Don't you...
2097
01:48:49,610 --> 01:48:51,873
These bubbles are very finicky.
2098
01:48:55,224 --> 01:48:56,921
-Bye.
-Bye.
2099
01:48:56,965 --> 01:48:58,575
Bye, now.
2100
01:49:03,667 --> 01:49:09,064
♪ Don't you
2101
01:49:11,588 --> 01:49:15,070
♪ Break my heart
2102
01:49:20,945 --> 01:49:25,994
♪ Don't you
2103
01:49:28,823 --> 01:49:32,827
♪ Break my heart
2104
01:49:39,747 --> 01:49:42,401
♪ Thousands and thousands
2105
01:49:42,445 --> 01:49:45,753
♪ All on this Earth.
2106
01:49:47,798 --> 01:49:49,844
♪
2107
01:50:19,830 --> 01:50:21,876
♪
2108
01:50:51,862 --> 01:50:53,908
♪
2109
01:51:23,894 --> 01:51:25,940
♪
2110
01:51:55,926 --> 01:51:57,972
♪
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