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Guess it's takeout. 18 00:01:11,458 --> 00:01:13,583 [watch beeping, ringing] 19 00:01:13,666 --> 00:01:15,416 [screen beeping] 20 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,916 [vehicle door opens] 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,291 [warbling] 22 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:23,083 [music continues] 23 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:24,083 [headset beeps] 24 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:27,458 [creature squeaking, chittering] 25 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:29,208 -[door banging] -[creature squeals] 26 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:30,166 [slime] Hmm… 27 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,083 That was quick. 28 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:34,916 Hey, there! 29 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,583 One order of flaming-hot Flor Grub for… 30 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:38,541 What was the name? 31 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:41,000 No name. I'm paying with yerbles. 32 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,750 Huh? What the… 33 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,791 -[gasps] -You forgot the tip. 34 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,541 [slime screams, coughs] 35 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:47,750 [panting] What the… 36 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:50,083 [tense music playing] 37 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,916 [gasps] Sabo Brok? 38 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:56,291 [Sabo] Meethal Raythox, you're wanted for skipping bail in the Zoltair system. 39 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,875 How'd you find me? I was so careful. 40 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:01,375 I really thought I gave 'em… the slip. 41 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:03,375 [grunts] 42 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:04,791 [laughs] 43 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,333 Ah! 44 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:09,958 [Sabo sighs] 45 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:12,000 Why they always gotta run? 46 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:17,291 KRS, target is on the move. 47 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,833 [hip-hop music playing] 48 00:02:18,916 --> 00:02:22,583 -[thrusters whooshing] -[traffic honking] 49 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:26,083 [gasps, growls] 50 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,166 Oh! 51 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:34,541 [music continues] 52 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,583 -[grunts] -[passerby grunts] 53 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:42,291 Huh? 54 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,583 [creature wailing] 55 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:49,416 [Sabo] Gotcha. 56 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,041 [slime laughs] 57 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:54,000 [Sabo] KRS, make a note. 58 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:57,166 No more bounties on liquid-based life-forms. 59 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:59,333 Huh? [laughs] 60 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:03,208 [announcer on PA speaking indistinctly] 61 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:05,041 [Sabo] Wait. He's liquid. 62 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:06,208 [wrist beeping] 63 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:10,625 [laughs] 64 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,625 -[blaster charging up] -[laughing] 65 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:15,083 [music ends] 66 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:18,500 [muttering indistinctly, muffled] 67 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:19,416 [yelps] 68 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,583 Mmm? 69 00:03:24,416 --> 00:03:25,250 [yelps] 70 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:27,958 [device chimes] 71 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:32,458 [Sabo] Guess you'd rather fly travel size. 72 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,583 [boy] On the run, cut off from his squad, 73 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:47,666 and running from a past he'd rather forget, 74 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:51,375 the fearless mercenary LaserFire stalks his prey. 75 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,333 Um, what are you doing? 76 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:55,583 It's called role-playing, Lisa. 77 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:58,625 And I find that having a compelling backstory 78 00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:02,458 gives me an extra edge that the other guys don't have. 79 00:04:02,541 --> 00:04:03,750 Whatever, ya dork. 80 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,666 Yo, Sean. Where are you? 81 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,250 Oh! Sorry, guys. 82 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:10,583 Oh my gosh. Did he get lost? 83 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,291 He's using those annoying voices again. 84 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,916 [all laugh] 85 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,708 All right, guys. All we need to do is draw them out into the open. 86 00:04:19,791 --> 00:04:22,750 Sean, you get out there and run interference. 87 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:26,625 {\an8}They got a rail gun, but the rest of us can ambush them from our hiding place. 88 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,416 Just wait for my signal. 89 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,333 [Sean] Ready! 90 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:31,375 LaserFire springs into action. 91 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,750 Spots his quarry and has found them wanting. 92 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,375 Surprise is his ally. 93 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:39,041 -Uh-oh! -Blast 'em, Sean! 94 00:04:39,708 --> 00:04:41,375 [grenade clangs, clinking] 95 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:42,333 [character grunts] 96 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:45,375 -What just happened? -Aw, man! Sean, what the-- 97 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:47,666 [game over music playing] 98 00:04:48,666 --> 00:04:52,000 Sean, you dummy! You just gave away our location! 99 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,416 Sorry, guys. I-I freaked. 100 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,833 Why do we even let you play with us? 101 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:58,416 Way to go, Twitchy. 102 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,916 Hey! Cut it out. 103 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,833 Nobody gets to pick on my brother except for me. 104 00:05:02,916 --> 00:05:05,708 Is that your sister, Sean? Tell her to shut it. 105 00:05:05,791 --> 00:05:07,208 Um, what did he say? 106 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:12,166 Sorry, guys. I'll do better next time. I-I think it's just lag on my end. 107 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,458 -[game] Ejected! -[Sean] Guys? 108 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:16,708 What happened? 109 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:19,166 [sighs] They kicked me out of the group. 110 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,416 [sad music playing] 111 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,750 Hey! It's just a game, right? 112 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:24,541 Yeah. 113 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:28,541 [Lisa] Give it to me. 114 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,625 But you'll have to play on the other team. 115 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,458 Perfect. 116 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,125 [game] Evatrax. 117 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:41,583 Okay, guys. Focus. 118 00:05:41,666 --> 00:05:43,583 Yeah, don't screw it up! 119 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,000 Let's team up on ol' Bug Eyes. 120 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:54,000 [Lisa] Hey, Damien. Think fast. 121 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:56,791 Fall back! 122 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,833 [imposing hip-hop music playing] 123 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:05,666 [glass shatters] 124 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:08,375 [NewbSlaya_2049 pants] Anyone have a night vision kit? 125 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:11,541 [Lisa] There are sheep, 126 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,083 and there are wolves, Sean. 127 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:14,000 [gasps] 128 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,208 [NewbSlaya_2049 screams] 129 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,750 [Timmy_theSAVAGE] Hello? Mike? 130 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:17,916 Mike, where are you? 131 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 [Lisa] Michael's gone, Darren. 132 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,291 [Darren] Sean? Is that-- is that you? 133 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,333 [Lisa] No, Darren. I'm something much worse. 134 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,916 [blaster firing] 135 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,458 -[Darren groans] -[victory music playing] 136 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:33,208 -[Sean] Whoo! -[Lisa] Yeah, baby! 137 00:06:33,291 --> 00:06:34,125 We won. 138 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:37,458 [both vocalizing] 139 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:38,375 [both] We won. 140 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,208 [Lisa] We did it! 141 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:42,708 [music ends] 142 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:45,625 Well, you did it. I'm worse than a bot. 143 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,083 Hey! No, you're not. 144 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,833 Don't let those guys get to you. 145 00:06:50,416 --> 00:06:51,250 Yeah. 146 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:56,208 All right, guys. Let's go. Your father should be here any minute. 147 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,000 [cell phone chimes] 148 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,500 "Got held up. Can you drop them off?" 149 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,083 [groans] Of course you did, Terry. 150 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:05,583 Shotgun! 151 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:06,791 [upbeat music playing] 152 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,041 [engine starting] 153 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:08,958 [music stops] 154 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:11,166 [chill music playing] 155 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,875 [mother] So! Dad's taking you to Splashtown for your birthday. 156 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,041 Are you excited, Sean? 157 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,750 Yeah, I can't wait! 158 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:21,041 I'm gonna make him go on all the waterslides with me this time. 159 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:23,541 There's this one, The Devastator! 160 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:24,875 It has so many turns in it, 161 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:28,291 they have to constantly clean it out because so many people barf in it! 162 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:30,041 -[mocks retching] -That's disgusting. 163 00:07:30,125 --> 00:07:33,166 Well, I'm sorry I'll be missing out on that. 164 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,458 I'm sure you and your dad will have a great time. 165 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,875 {\an8}Surprised he can even find time to hang out with us. 166 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,791 Lisa! 167 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,666 What? You know I'm right. 168 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:45,833 Besides, Sean knows his real birthday is with us next weekend. 169 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:48,833 This isn't about keeping score between me and Dad. 170 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,875 But if it was, that game would be a shutout. 171 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:52,875 [knocks] 172 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,458 Terry. 173 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:57,291 [keys jingle] 174 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,333 {\an8}[grunting] That's right, Charlie. We're go. I'm on the move. 175 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:02,791 Wow. 176 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:04,708 [chill music playing] 177 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,083 [Sean grunts] Pew, pew, pew. [grunts] 178 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:12,125 Dad's really leaning into the divorced-guy thing. 179 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:13,708 Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. 180 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:17,208 No. We're not divorced. We're just… separated. 181 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:21,833 And this place may be a little rough… [inhales] …but he's doing his best. 182 00:08:21,916 --> 00:08:23,791 -[flies buzzing] -[mother] I-I guess. 183 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,458 -[door bangs] -[tense music plays] 184 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,041 Did someone order takeout? 185 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,416 Daddy! 186 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,416 Hey! Sorry I'm late, guys. 187 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,083 I had to drop my truck off. 188 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,125 -I wanna ride in your truck! -[Terry laughs] 189 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:37,166 Oh yeah? Gonna help me make deliveries, huh? 190 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,833 I've never seen it. 191 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,000 Hey, little man. What's up with the… 192 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:46,083 those crazy guns? Huh! You been working out? 193 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,583 Yeah, I'm getting swole, right? 194 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:49,791 [kisses] 195 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:51,916 And how's my girl doing? 196 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:54,291 What? We aren't doing kisses anymore? 197 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,458 Yeah. Didn't you get the memo? 198 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,208 Wow! What are these?! 199 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:01,250 I think it's supposed to be… 200 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:02,875 art? 201 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:04,875 Hey, Lisa. Think fast. [grunts] 202 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,375 Hey! Does that look like a toy to you? 203 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:10,083 Uh… Yes? 204 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:12,250 Uh, well… it's not. 205 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:16,333 Hey, Terry? Can we, uh, talk for a minute? 206 00:09:16,416 --> 00:09:18,750 What's with Sean's face? I thought he was over that. 207 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:22,333 [sighs] His tic has been getting worse. The doctor says it's caused by stress. 208 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:26,125 [scoffs] Stress? What's he got to be stressed about? He's eight. 209 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:28,208 Uh-- I'm kidding. 210 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,916 Terry, can you take this seriously? 211 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:33,000 And we have to talk about the Lisa incident. 212 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,083 What incident? I thought she was doing great. 213 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,166 Here's what happened. 214 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:39,708 The kids were supposed to be doing a fundraiser for the new gym. 215 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:43,333 But instead of selling chocolate bars like a normal kid, 216 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,791 your daughter decided to set up a gambling den. 217 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:49,250 [Terry] What, were they betting marbles or something? 218 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:52,833 [mother] No, Terry. It was high-stakes poker. 219 00:09:52,916 --> 00:09:55,708 ♪ Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money ♪ 220 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:56,791 [screams] 221 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,583 [mother] She cleaned them all out. 222 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,916 Sorry, Reggie. This just isn't your week. 223 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,916 [sighs] I know. 224 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,833 I mean, come on. He lost to a child. He had it coming. 225 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,708 Terry, definitely not the point. 226 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:16,458 The parents were furious. All the money she raised had to be returned. 227 00:10:16,541 --> 00:10:20,250 And I'm pretty sure she hired a seventh-grader to go around and collect. 228 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,375 See? She's creating job opportunities. 229 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:23,291 Terry. 230 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,083 All right. I'll talk to her. I'll set her straight. 231 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:28,416 It's not just about "setting her straight." 232 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,333 The kids really need you right now. And when you're here, you need to be here. 233 00:10:33,416 --> 00:10:36,458 I-I know you hate my job, and I hate being away all the time, 234 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:37,750 but it's good money. 235 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:41,958 I just need one, maybe two big runs, and we'll be set for a while. 236 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,166 You know what? I really hope so. 237 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,541 [uplifting music playing] 238 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:47,458 [music stops] 239 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:50,208 Did we not just talk about this? 240 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,125 [both laugh] 241 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:55,541 [mother] Okay. I am going to take off. 242 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,166 -You guys all good? -Yep. 243 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,375 Sean, remember to take your allergy medicine. 244 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,291 I will. 245 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:03,416 Lisa, take lots of pictures and send them to me. 246 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,791 We will, Mom. 247 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,666 Bye, Tess. 248 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,041 Bye, Terry. 249 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:13,916 Who's ready for cocktails? 250 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,916 Ooh! I am! 251 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,416 You don't even know what that means. 252 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,208 -[Terry laughing] -One more joke, Dad! One more! 253 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,041 -Okay, okay, okay. Okay. -No! 254 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,666 Dad, you're killing me. 255 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:28,250 Why did the invisible man turn down the job? 256 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:29,666 I don't know. 257 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:34,583 He couldn't see himself doing it! [laughs] 258 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,708 -[laughing] -That's lovely, Sean. 259 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,875 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. What movie you guys wanna watch? 260 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,083 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 261 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,458 Let's watch The Legend of Ga-Hoo! 262 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:45,583 [both groan] 263 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,166 Uh-uh. No. Not again. 264 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:52,041 Sorry, son. Five times is my limit on Ga-Hoo. 265 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,083 I'm seeing those horrible little gremlins in my dreams. [shudders] 266 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,250 [Lisa] Let's watch Snow Dad. 267 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,875 Yeah! Snow Dad! 268 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,208 Snow Dad? What's that, a Christmas movie? 269 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,541 [Lisa] No. 270 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,083 It's about a dad who flakes on his family all the time, 271 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,708 but then he gets in a car crash and dies. 272 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:09,625 [gulps] 273 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,250 [coughs] What?! 274 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:14,458 Yeah. But he comes back to life as a snowman. 275 00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:16,958 Oh. Okay. So, he doesn't die? 276 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,791 Well, sort of. 277 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,375 He comes back to life as a snowman for a little while 278 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:24,500 so he can help his son win a sledding competition. 279 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,166 He learns how cool his kid is 280 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,875 and actually spends time with him for once. 281 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,375 You might relate. 282 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,333 [imposing music playing] 283 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,208 [music stops] 284 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:43,000 -S-Sounds like some nonsense. -Sean loves it. 285 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:44,750 [Sean] Mm-hmm. 286 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:49,583 Hey, hey! Where you going? I thought we were gonna watch something. 287 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,291 I got… homework to do before the trip. 288 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,333 Homework? 289 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,791 So… 290 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,000 Wanna play video games? 291 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,833 [Lisa sighs] 292 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,416 [sad music playing] 293 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,250 [music ends] 294 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,416 [Sean] And this is a quantum carpet bomb. 295 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,625 [tiredly] Oh yeah? 296 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:27,416 It's an epic weapon. You can use it to call in an air strike on your enemies. 297 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,750 But you only get one. 298 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,708 That is awesome, man. That's-- that's cool. 299 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,291 Dad? Can I get more ice cream? 300 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,416 Sure. Yeah, man. Go ahead. 301 00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,458 Can we get a dog? 302 00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:43,791 Yeah, dude. Yeah. Mmm. 303 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:44,708 Yes! 304 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:53,916 -[gasps] -[shock sting] 305 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,291 [ominous music playing] 306 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:57,708 [knocks] 307 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,708 Dad? 308 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:07,708 Huh? 309 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,416 Sean! 310 00:14:10,791 --> 00:14:13,083 [music intensifying] 311 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,375 -[music stops] -Hey, Terry. 312 00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:17,000 Cute kid you got there. 313 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,416 I'm with the Conglomerate. 314 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,000 I know who you are. Why are you here? 315 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,500 We came to offer you a job. 316 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,083 How'd you even find this place? 317 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,375 It wasn't easy. 318 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:28,750 But we like to keep tabs on operators of your caliber. 319 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:32,250 We tried going through your fixer, but she kept turning us away. 320 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,541 Yeah. 'Cause I'm busy this weekend. 321 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,458 [Sean] Dad? 322 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,083 Who is he? 323 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,875 Just someone from work, Sean. 324 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:40,208 Go play. 325 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,666 [ominous music resumes] 326 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:52,708 [fixer] We have a time-sensitive matter that we need your assistance with. 327 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,041 We need you to intercept an individual 328 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,208 who's been causing quite a bit of trouble for us. 329 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,375 [hologram crackling] 330 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,125 It's all in the file. 331 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,583 Like I said, I'm not available. 332 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:08,000 This is what we're willing to pay for your services. 333 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,458 Look, man. I told you… 334 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,375 Wow. 335 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,708 That's a-- that's a really big number. 336 00:15:13,791 --> 00:15:16,500 [fixer] Should give you an idea how important this is to us. 337 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,750 With the money you stand to make from this run, 338 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,791 you can afford a much better life for your son. 339 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,333 And your daughter. 340 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,666 I didn't tell you I had a daughter. 341 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,583 [ominous music continues] 342 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,375 The individual's last known location is on the crystal. 343 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,125 Y'all got some nerve doing me like this. 344 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,750 So is that a yes? 345 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,916 [sad music playing] 346 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:46,708 Fine. 347 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:48,250 I'll do it. 348 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,666 Excellent. I knew you'd make the right decision. 349 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,916 We'll be in touch. 350 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Happy hunting. 351 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:56,458 Uh, by the way, people down here tend to knock at the front door. 352 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,041 [lock clinking] 353 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,000 [ominous music plays] 354 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:07,125 Dad? I don't like that guy. 355 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,000 Yeah. Me neither. 356 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,625 Hey, little man. We need to talk. 357 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,583 [pop music playing on earpieces] 358 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,791 [door opens, closes] 359 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,750 What happened? 360 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,833 [sighs] Dad… has to go to work. 361 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,791 No, he didn't. 362 00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:38,000 It was short notice, and I didn't have much at the house, 363 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,125 but I whipped up a little something. 364 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,750 Thanks for doing this last minute, Mama. 365 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,916 -I owe you. -You don't owe me anything. 366 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,583 You owe these kids. 367 00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,041 Hi, Grandma. 368 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:51,041 No hugs, or kisses, or anything? 369 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:57,375 Listen, big man. I wouldn't be doing this unless it was an absolute emergency. 370 00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,000 I just gotta make this run, but when I get back, 371 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,125 we're gonna take you to Splashtown no matter what. Okay? 372 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,208 [Sean] Mm-hmm. 373 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:09,791 Lisa… 374 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:17,208 Dad's boss is so mean! 375 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,333 Why do they make him work so much? 376 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:23,500 Don't let Dad off the hook. He doesn't always have to say yes, Sean. 377 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,416 I don't wanna stay here. 378 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,875 [muffled] I wanna go with him. 379 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,666 Wait. What'd you say? 380 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,500 I wish we could go with Dad to work. 381 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,375 That's what I really want for my birthday weekend. 382 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,500 [chuckles] Oh, man. He'd be so mad. 383 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,916 [gasps] Hmm. 384 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,666 Come with me. 385 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,625 [conspiratorial music playing] 386 00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:03,208 Whoa! 387 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,166 [orb crackling] 388 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,166 Dad really needs to stop buying all these tacky decorations. 389 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,541 [Terry] Okay. Bye, Mom. 390 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,000 Get rid of the case. 391 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,833 Lisa? Sean? Can I get a goodbye hug? 392 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,541 [muffled] All right. I get it. 393 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,750 [car door opens, closes] 394 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,541 [engine starts] 395 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,500 [tires squealing] 396 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,916 -[giggling] -Shh. 397 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,625 -[gear changes] -[tires squealing] 398 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,833 Wow! Dad's car can really rip! 399 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,500 Why are the lights moving… down? 400 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,750 {\an8}[tense music playing] 401 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,125 [thrusters powering up] 402 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,875 -[both screaming] -[thrusters whooshing] 403 00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:43,125 [screams] 404 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,375 [thrusters powering down] 405 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,833 -That was weird. -[car door opens, closes] 406 00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,875 Okay. Ready? On three. 407 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,333 [muffled] One, two, three! 408 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,500 [both] Surprise! 409 00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,333 [both] Huh? 410 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,875 Uh… What is this? 411 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:00,791 Dad? 412 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:07,166 I don't think this is Dad's truck. 413 00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:10,750 [robot] Excuse me. I do not think you are supposed to be here. 414 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,625 -Alert. Intruders. -[both screaming] 415 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,125 [robot] No running in the halls. 416 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,583 Restricted area. 417 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:21,250 And no running in the halls. Freshly waxed floors. 418 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,000 No running in the-- 419 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,958 [foreboding music playing] 420 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,791 [both scream] 421 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,166 [Sabo Brok] What the… 422 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:38,791 [engine revs] 423 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,041 [suspenseful music playing] 424 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,791 -Dad? -Daddy? 425 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,458 What are you guys doing here? 426 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,500 What are we doing here? 427 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,041 What the heck is this? 428 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,333 Oh my gosh. 429 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,750 Are we in space?! 430 00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,875 Dad? What is happening? 431 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:04,583 [robot] Sir, there appears to be several stowaways onboard. 432 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:06,500 Thanks for the news flash, KRS. 433 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,583 Dad! What is happening? 434 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,291 -[gasps] What do these do? -[Terry] Lisa, it's okay. 435 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,583 [screen beeping] 436 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:16,041 [KRS] Please, stop touching the buttons. 437 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,875 [Sean straining] 438 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,666 [KRS] Please, stop touching the buttons. 439 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,666 Please, stop touching the-- Please, stop touching… 440 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,375 -[Terry] Sean! -Dad! What is happening? 441 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:30,625 Whoa! Don't touch that! 442 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,916 [KRS] Sir, a large alien life-form is approaching. 443 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,583 What now? Like a ship? 444 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:39,750 [KRS] Negative. A large life-form is headed directly towards us. 445 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,250 [creature roars] 446 00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:45,750 [roaring] 447 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,000 [sighs] A Ring Devil. 448 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,916 Dad, look! I figured out how to turn on the lights! 449 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,958 [screen beeping] 450 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:01,166 Sean, don't touch another button. 451 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,958 [growling] 452 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,791 Dad, what is that thing? 453 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,958 [KRS] Ring Devil. Animus corpae predator. 454 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:13,291 Carnivorous. 455 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,208 Female. 456 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,833 Is it gonna eat us? 457 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,333 -[Ring Devil roars] -[metal clangs] 458 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:23,083 [KRS] I believe it is signaling that it wishes to mate with us. 459 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,375 Cool! 460 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,833 Ew! What does that even look like? 461 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:28,583 I do not wanna find out. 462 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:30,416 Seat belts, now! 463 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,375 Seat belts? What seat belts? 464 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,625 Cool! 465 00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,416 KRS, ready turbines on three. 466 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,416 [Ring Devil roars] 467 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,125 One, two, three! 468 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,291 [KRS] Rockets primed. 469 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,500 Hit it! 470 00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,583 -[Lisa screaming] -[Sean laughing] 471 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,833 It's mad! Why is it mad?! 472 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:59,250 [KRS] Interesting factoid. When the female initiates courtship, 473 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,166 she bites off the head of the male as part of the ritual. 474 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,625 Cool! Like a praying mantis! 475 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:05,708 Oh my gosh! 476 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,750 KRS! Can you please stop telling them the stuff? 477 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,666 [tense music playing] 478 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:18,541 [KRS] Sir, we have a 90% probability of a mortal collision. 479 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:19,875 I am aware, KRS! 480 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,333 [roars] 481 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:29,750 [dramatic music plays] 482 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,458 Hang on! 483 00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:33,041 [KRS] Full power. 484 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:37,666 [imposing hip-hop music playing] 485 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,708 [both scream] 486 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,791 [wails, echoing] 487 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,166 [music ends] 488 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:57,000 Aw, she sounds sad. 489 00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,583 Don't worry, fish monster. The right one is still out there. 490 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,750 Your mom's gonna kill me. 491 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,208 [calm music playing] 492 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:09,000 This is so much cooler than Splashtown. 493 00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:11,833 [thrusters blast, whooshing] 494 00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,208 [narrator] This season on My Dad the Bounty Hunter… 495 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:16,500 [hip-hop music playing] 496 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,541 [Terry] Space is not a place for kids! 497 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:20,500 [thrusters blast] 498 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,708 It's dangerous… 499 00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:24,000 -Been a long time. -[Lisa yelps] 500 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:26,416 [Terry] …there's bad guys. You could get lost. 501 00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,458 We need you to intersept an individual 502 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:32,208 who's been causing quite a bit of trouble for us. 503 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:36,458 Our mission is to get paid. So we can get you guys back home. 504 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,833 -Everything okay with the kids? -Oh yeah. Nah, super good. Super good. 505 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:42,708 [Sean screams] 506 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,916 Wait. You're like a bounty hunter? 507 00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,416 [Sabo] Target is on the move. 508 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,208 [Sean screams] 509 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,916 "Bounty hunter" comes with a lot of negative connotations. 510 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,750 We sorta prefer the term "fugitive recovery specialist." 511 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,541 [Sean] Huh? 512 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,625 But yeah, no, you're right. Bounty hunter. 513 00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:06,750 [music continues] 514 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:09,541 [music ends] 515 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:16,625 [techno music playing] 39137

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