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House: He's got a temperature of 103.
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And why do we care?
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Because we're human beings.
It's what we do.
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He said he was at a luncheon meeting.
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You took his history?
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The guy looks like Harpo.
You should see him.
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You asked him what book
he's currently reading?
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House: It's hilarious
to watch him try and talk.
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I asked him anything I could think of.
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Favorite color. "Blwoo."
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Favorite dessert topping?
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Trust me. You never know what fact
may prove the key to saving your life.
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Whipped cream.
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- I asked him if he was sure.
- Where are you going?
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- You're an ass.
- I know. Where are you going?
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This is either a toxin,
an infection or an allergic reaction.
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I assume you gave him epi,
so that rules out allergies.
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Put him on antibiotics
in case it's an infection,
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and if it's a toxin,
we'll keep him here overnight,
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let the swelling go down, send him home.
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I'm going to the movies.
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Which one of you is house?
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Skinny brunette.
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No, that's Dr. Cameron.
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I'm skinny. How do you know her name?
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I was a patient of yours.
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Oh, well, if you wanna leave
the chocolates downstairs...
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Stay! Stay away from him.
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Shocking, isn't it?
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Who'd want to hurt you?
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You're pathetic.
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Judging by the growth, I'd say
I've been unconscious for two days.
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- You been sitting there the whole time?
- No.
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Judging by the oily buildup
in your hair, I'd say you're lying.
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I was scared. Pardon me for caring.
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Did I lose any organs?
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The bullet to your abdomen pierced
your stomach, nicked the bowel,
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lodged in the posterior rib.
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I always say if you're gonna get shot,
do it in a hospital.
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- The one in your neck...
- I don't remember that one.
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Went right through,
severed yourjugular.
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- The shooter turns out to be a guy...
- Don't care.
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You don't care why a guy walked
into a hospital and shot a doctor?
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Shotyou?
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I assume his reasoning was faulty.
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So what was it? Infection?
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The surgery went fine.
You've had no post-op...
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Not me. The patient. Harpo.
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You just got shot, house.
You should rest.
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I got shot. Diagnostically boring.
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Big fat tongue, on the other hand,
endlessly entertaining.
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We biopsied his tongue.
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House: And it was negative.
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And the blood tests were negative.
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I didn't say we did blood tests.
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You don't biopsy a tongue
unless you have to biopsy a tongue.
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And you don't have
to biopsy a tongue
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unless you've already come up
with nothing
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on a routine battery of tests which
don't involve torturing the patient.
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Any new symptoms other than
the increased intracranial pressure?
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Any guesses on how
I figured that one out?
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You knew the next step
would be a lumbar puncture.
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A lumbar puncture would almost certainly
give us a definitive answer.
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Since we don't have a definitive answer,
we must not have done an lp.
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And the most common reason to not do an
lp is increased intracranial pressure.
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He was shot by security trying to...
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House, what are you...
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House.
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I'm talking to cuddy.
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Lie down. You've gotta be in pain.
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Not today. Today I'm on morphine.
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You're gonna rip your stitches out.
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Check Harpo's trash.
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Forget about the patient.
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Come on, you're curious.
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Trash?
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You don't know what I'm talking about,
but you know it's good.
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You can't just be walking around.
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Well, then stop me.
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- You've lost blood.
- Physically stop me.
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- You could damage...
- You can't.
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Because that would involve
physically touching me.
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And then things
would get so sexually charged...
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I'm twice your size.
Get your hands off me.
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Everything that lives, eats.
And everything that eats, poops.
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That's why every organ has a sanitation
department, the lymph system.
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Whatever's doing the damage
is dumping its waste in there.
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That's what you meant by trash.
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Biopsy the lymph node under the jaw.
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I'm sorry, I know it's crazy,
but there's no other place.
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It's the icu.
It stands for intensive care.
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He needs intensive care.
So do you.
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He needs to be shot again.
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He is handcuffed to his bed. He is
sedated. He's not going to hurt you.
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If your security was any good,
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I wouldn't have been shot
in the first place.
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He is where he's supposed to be,
where you're supposed to be.
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Who did my surgery?
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Gillick. Why?
Are you gonna send him a fruit basket?
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He screwed up.
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It's annoying enough
dealing with your Vicodin habit.
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Quit upping your morphine.
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I'm not.
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I'm reducing it.
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And you're not in pain?
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I'm feeling better.
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Gillick is very good.
Your recovery time...
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This stomach kills me,
my neck is throbbing.
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My leg feels better.
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That's amazing.
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It's unbelievable.
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Since getting shot is not
an fda-approved treatment for anything,
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it means something
must've gone wrong in the surgery.
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Yes, terribly, tragically wrong.
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Enjoy the mistake.
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He must have nicked something
in my peripheral nervous system.
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If it's alleviating pain,
who knows what else it's doing?
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Get back to the icu
before you rip out your stitches,
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and I have to chain you to your bed.
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Why did you try to kill me?
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I didn't.
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Then the gun thing
might have been a mistake.
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If I'd have killed you,
it would have been over.
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I needed you to live,
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'cause I want to see you suffer.
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Get the needle out of there.
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He can't breathe.
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House.
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The test was negative.
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Are you sure you want to be doing this?
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I'm fine, I think.
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Cameron, have you got my records?
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They don't like to release
patient's operative notes.
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Yet you're holding them.
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And whispering.
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He's sleeping.
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Yeah, killer needs his rest.
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Othewvise, he's grumpy all day.
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Hey, wake up!
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Watch me save a life.
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Almost for sure
it's some sort of infection.
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We've got him
on broad-spectrum antibiotics,
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but it's not even slowing
the thing down.
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Unless we figure out
what type of infection, we can't treat.
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And we can't figure out
what type because we can't do an lp.
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Do an lp.
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See what I did there? Couldn't have
done that if you'd killed me.
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We'd have done an lp two days
ago if we could have,
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but that much pressure,
something's bound to...
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We would've done an lp two days ago
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if the risks hadn't so obviously
outweighed the benefits.
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We just cut a hole in his throat.
The equation has changed.
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Couldn't have put it better myself.
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Pressure is 120 milliliters,
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h20, with small, visible excursions
related to respiration and pulse.
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Well within normal, that's good.
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No. That's weird.
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You wanna hear a story?
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I have a rule.
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People who shoot me forfeit the right...
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My wife was sick.
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None of the doctors
could figure out why.
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Oh, I know this story.
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She died.
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So you selected
one of her doctors to kill,
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because that would make
everything right again.
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No, she lived. You cured her.
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I'm truly sorry I did that.
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In the course of investigating
her illness,
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you convinced me
that everything was relevant.
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You needed the truth.
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I confessed to you
that I'd had an affair.
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But it turns out that it had nothing to
do with why she was sick.
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Genetic predisposition
to brain aneurysms.
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You told her that.
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You also told her about my affair.
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And you caught crap, she left you,
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and now I've got to pay
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because you couldn't keep
your little killer in your pants.
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She killed herself.
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What sort of a hospital has glass walls?
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That's my husband.
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Really?
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You thought I just liked watching people
get needles poked in the back?
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No. I figured a co-worker
or a sister, not wife.
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Why?
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Don't worry, it's not insulting.
At least not to you.
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You're satisfied by that answer?
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You're Dr. House, aren't you?
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You're not going to shoot me, are you?
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You treated a friend of mine.
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She told me you only talk to people
if you have to.
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And then you insult them, while
showing off how insightful you are.
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Sevens marry sevens,
nines marry nines, fours marry fours.
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Maybe there's some wiggle room
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if there's enough money
or somebody got pregnant.
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But you've got at least three points
on your husband,
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and your frock says
you didn't do it for the money,
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and your breasts say
that you haven't had any kids.
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So you figure my marriage
is a mathematical error?
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Numbers don't lie.
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We're having trouble finding out
what infection your husband has,
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and the most likely culprit is an std.
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You want to know if I've had an affair
with someone closer to my integer,
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and I have to tell you the truth
or my husband will die.
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Is your friend single?
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No. And I've always been faithful.
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I would've bet money
something would go wrong.
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Let's rotate him back.
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Foreman:
He's bleeding into his ocular orbit.
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Lp wouldn't do this.
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Lots of pressure behind.
Gotta relieve it.
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What's going on? What are they doing?
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I should go.
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I seem to have torn my stitches.
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You collapsed in the hall,
tore your stitches.
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I remember. I was there.
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How's your gut? It's hurting?
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You shoot the guy who sold her the gun?
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She locked herself in the garage,
and she started the car.
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You shoot the guy
who sold her the garage-door opener?
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You're an ass.
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Now that is a bold position to take
given that I shot you.
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The shooting just makes you an idiot.
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You're an ass because
you're trying to wrap it in the flag,
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like you did a good thing.
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You're an ass and a hypocrite.
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You don't believe in rules.
You do whatever you think is right.
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That's all I did.
You were my role model.
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Watch out,
you're getting crumbs on the flag.
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I didn't commit to honor her.
I didn't commit to never lie to her.
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If you'd kept your mouth shut, she'd be
alive, and you wouldn't be shot.
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If you'd kept your pistols
in your pants...
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It's my fault she's dead!
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I know it.
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But why can't you admit that
it's maybe just a little bit yours, too?
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That maybe it's not just medical
mistakes that screw things up.
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Here's how life works.
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You either get to ask for an apology,
or you get to shoot people. Not both.
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House: Infections don't make
your eyes pop out.
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Chase: We should get back.
You're supposed be chained to your bed.
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House: I'm not done eating. Got to be
some sort of bleeding disorder.
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This is really stupid.
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If my stitches pop out again,
I got three doctors to save me.
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Could be some sort of weakness
in the lining of the ocular veins.
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Okay, I'll be you guys.
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No way, mate,
too much blood to just be a vein.
248
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,234
No way, hizzy, if it
was an artery, he'd still be bleeding.
249
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,778
Actually, he'd be dead.
250
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,239
He could've had a granuloma
in his sinuses that bled,
251
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,074
which could've been caused by wegener's.
252
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,451
You'd think the surgeon
would've noticed a giant growth
253
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,216
while he was sticking
the eyeball back in.
254
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,205
Tongue and eyes are sick,
what about the nose?
255
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,130
It's right in between them.
Why isn't it sick?
256
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,292
So it's not spreading.
It's got a common source.
257
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,961
Which can only be what?
258
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,213
The brain, except the ct was clean.
259
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,173
Check the brain's trash.
See what it's hiding.
260
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,818
The brain doesn't have a lymph system.
261
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,635
I know. All its garbage just blows off,
262
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,138
gets caught in the snow fence
by the side of the road.
263
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,224
You're referring
to the blood-brain barrier.
264
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,144
What else? Biopsy the barrier.
265
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,980
Wouldn't it be safer
to make a few educated guesses first?
266
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,065
Try some relatively safe treatments?
267
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,443
Biopsy the barrier. But first, start him
on mebendazole in case it's a worm.
268
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,320
And levofloxacin
in case it's an infection
269
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,030
that slipped by the first antibiotic.
270
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,533
And azithromycin for stds.
271
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,746
I really don't think the wife
is the kind to be messing around.
272
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,000
If I was married to her, I certainly...
273
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,626
Cameron: House.
274
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,629
The patient isn't married.
He's a widower.
275
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:51,386
Really, it's more helpful
if you do the prescribed rehab yourself.
276
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,181
My body is fine.
277
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,183
My mind, on the other hand...
278
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,851
Maybe she was a girlfriend.
279
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,061
Or maybe she was just trying
to jerk you around.
280
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,397
I spoke to every one of the nurses
on that floor.
281
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,882
The patient only had six visitors,
282
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,401
two females, no babes.
His mother and his aunt.
283
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,653
So they missed someone.
They're not security.
284
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,032
My posse never saw her or me
talking on the other side of the glass.
285
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,451
They were a little busy
trying to save the guy's life.
286
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,162
There's only one possible conclusion.
287
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,331
It was a hallucination.
288
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,668
What does that look like to you?
Point six?
289
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,793
Anesthesia?
290
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:28,256
No. It's got to be six smudge.
Let's say you're right.
291
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,843
It wouldn't be that uncommon after
a trauma, after that much blood loss.
292
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,388
If my perceptions are compromised,
then my judgment is compromised.
293
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,598
What if his wife told me
294
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,601
that the patient just got bit
by a rabid Vietnamese leper?
295
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,561
So pull yourself off the case.
296
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,771
And the next case?
297
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,898
You take two weeks, you recover.
298
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,650
What if I don't?
299
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,443
What if it wasn't the shooting?
300
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,612
The guy who sees connections
between everything
301
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,823
sees no connection between being shot
and minor brain disruptions?
302
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,116
What if it was the surgery?
303
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,286
What if it was the fact
that you tore out your stitches
304
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,121
and lost two pints of blood?
305
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:05,794
Why did gillick give me ketamine
during my surgery?
306
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,090
Working.
307
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,216
We need to talk.
308
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,719
Get back to the icu. Who uncuffed you?
309
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,555
Why would a surgeon administer ketamine?
310
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,699
- Who showed you your surgical file?
- How do you know it's mine?
311
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,104
Because your patient hasn't had surgery,
and you don't care about anybody else.
312
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,482
My anesthesia was almost nonexistent,
and yet I wasn't awake.
313
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,819
For some reason, somebody
decided to put me in a dissociative coma
314
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,612
instead of just putting me out.
315
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,281
There are plenty of reasons to use...
316
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:38,368
Fine. I'll go beat the truth out
of my surgeon. Gillick, right?
317
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,627
It worked.
318
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,468
There's a clinic in Germany.
They've been treating chronic pain
319
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,180
by inducing comas and letting the mind
basically reboot itself.
320
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,183
There's about a 50% chance
your pain will come back,
321
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:06,021
which of course means
there is a 50% chance that it won't.
322
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,608
- You had no right.
- To heal you?
323
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,943
You messed with my brain.
324
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,695
Why are you so upset?
325
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,533
Are you experiencing
any neurological symptoms?
326
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,285
Dizziness, tremors, hallucinations?
327
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:24,247
No. It's a point of principle.
328
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,379
Test was negative.
329
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,132
No trash against the fence.
Is your leg really better?
330
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,217
Don't worry,
I'm sure something else is wrong.
331
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,053
We did find blood.
332
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,263
- On which side?
- The wrong side.
333
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,556
First thing that makes sense.
334
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017
The wrong side's the wrong side.
It can't make sense.
335
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,895
It'd mess with his brain,
wouldn't cause fever.
336
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,646
He's been sleeping a lot lately.
337
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,773
You worried?
338
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,443
I marked a change of meds on his chart.
339
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,031
Foreign object, body wants
to get rid of it, that causes the fever.
340
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,324
Blood's a foreign object?
341
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,950
Foreman: In the brain lining it is.
342
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,328
- Blood dyscrasia means cancer.
- Find it.
343
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,288
- All the tests...
- Have been negative.
344
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,291
What do you do
if your trashcans are full?
345
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,002
You use your neighbor's trashcans.
346
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,255
Except it's still light outside,
your neighbor will see you.
347
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,009
So you go out the back way into an alley
and drop off your trash by their garage.
348
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,179
We'll check the lymphatic system
in the chest.
349
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,515
You got that from trashcans
in the alley?
350
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,225
The saliva glands from the tongue
351
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,602
are connected to the lymphatic system
in the lungs.
352
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,271
It's the next lymphatic system over.
353
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:32,982
Yeah.
354
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,360
Go get lung lymph.
355
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,660
How did he know that?
356
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,082
I wouldn't have hired him
if he wasn't smart.
357
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,375
Right.
358
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,004
'Cause you have nothing
but respect for him.
359
00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,135
Maybe he knew the answer
because the question
360
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,389
wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought.
361
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,853
Maybe he's not getting smarter,
362
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,230
you're getting dumber.
363
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,880
You pretend to buck the system,
pretend to be a rebel.
364
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,216
You claim to hate rules.
365
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:45,096
But all you do is substitute
your own rules for society's.
366
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,391
And it's a nice simple rule,
367
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:53,271
tell the blunt, honest truth
368
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,399
in the starkest, darkest way.
369
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,444
And what will be, will be.
370
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,405
What will be, should be.
371
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:07,535
And everyone else is a coward.
372
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,499
But you're wrong.
373
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,252
It's not cowardly
to not call someone an idiot.
374
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,715
People aren't tactful
or polite just because it's nice.
375
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:26,471
They do it because
they got an ounce of humility.
376
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,020
Because they know
that they will make mistakes,
377
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,815
and they know that
their actions have consequences,
378
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:43,112
and they know that those consequences
are their fault.
379
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:56,626
Why do you want so bad
not to be human, house?
380
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,967
No, he's awake.
381
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,719
House, we need to talk to you.
382
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,721
How the hell did you know I was awake?
383
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,807
Your nostrils flare when you sleep.
384
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,601
- No, they do not.
- Fine. I'm lying.
385
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,689
- Test was negative.
- You knew?
386
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,254
- Force of habit.
- Showed no cancer.
387
00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:20,876
No reason why he's got a fever of 103,
388
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,027
and no reason why his tongue
won't fit in his mouth.
389
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,072
He's post-op.
Chase is getting him up and around.
390
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,366
It's important that you're up
asap after surgery.
391
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,660
You think you can urinate?
392
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,712
It's getting bigger!
393
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,882
Are you getting aroused?
394
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,968
No! Not that part!
395
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,220
Oh, god, it hurts!
396
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,848
It's not stopping!
397
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,730
Surgeons found no evidence
of a burst artery.
398
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:03,109
The blood had to come from somewhere,
you took a shower in it.
399
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,319
Trauma?
400
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,280
Do you think someone snuck in here
just to kick him in the jewels
401
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,824
and poke out his eye
and swell up his tongue?
402
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,992
Keep riding.
403
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,495
I got a bet with my physio
that I can do 100 klicks by Friday.
404
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,081
What about blood from the kidneys?
405
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:23,254
Kidneys drain into the bladder,
which drains into the ureter.
406
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,840
There's no way it would mess
with the scrotum.
407
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,885
Yeah, basic human anatomy.
408
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,889
Therefore, I think it's safe to assume
that the problem lies elsewhere.
409
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,808
But given that this case doesn't make
any kind of sense whatsoever,
410
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,727
maybe we should
even question the basics.
411
00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,228
Maybe he's not human?
412
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:42,649
An anatomical defect would seem more
likely, but let's not rule that one out.
413
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,860
Even more likely, he is human, his
anatomy is where it's supposed to be,
414
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,654
but he has testicular cancer.
415
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:48,988
Cameron: We tested for cancer.
416
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,033
Foreman: We tested
the lymph system in his chest.
417
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,450
Chase: Surgeons found no growths.
418
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,095
Foreman: Surgeon was trying
to put everything back where it was.
419
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,496
They weren't doing an inventory.
420
00:24:56,621 --> 00:25:00,708
May have been lucky. You don't catch
testicular cancer early, it kills.
421
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,378
- Probably eroded some vessel.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
422
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,213
The question is
why I didn't think of it.
423
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,299
Well, eyes popping out
is a rather odd presentation.
424
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,843
Sac blowing up, on the other hand...
425
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,720
If you could think of
everything yourself,
426
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,222
you wouldn't need a team to annoy.
427
00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,099
I screwed up some basic anatomy,
428
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:20,269
and I missed connecting a testicular
explosion with a testicular problem.
429
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,271
You think there's any way
I would've done that
430
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,757
before cuddy messed with my brain?
431
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,733
She was trying to help you,
and it worked.
432
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,070
Yeah, I can run like the wind,
but I can't think.
433
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,698
And seeing as how I'm too old
to become a professional athlete,
434
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:35,243
it looks to me as if
she screwed me over big time.
435
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,623
You don't want a healthy leg.
436
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,874
Oh, here we go.
437
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,169
If you've got a good life, if you're
healthy, you've got no reason to bitch.
438
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,694
- No reason to hate life.
- Here's the flaw in your argument.
439
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,091
If I enjoy hating life,
I don't hate life, I enjoy it.
440
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,385
I didn't say it was rational.
441
00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:55,930
HIV testing is 99% accurate,
442
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,975
which means there are some people
who test positive,
443
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,811
who live with their own impending doom
for months or years
444
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,521
before finding out everything's okay.
445
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:07,900
Weirdly, most of them don't react
with happiness, or even anger.
446
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,569
They get depressed.
447
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,945
Not because they wanted to die,
448
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,573
but because they've defined themselves
by their disease.
449
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,409
Suddenly what made them them
isn't real.
450
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,661
I don't define myself by my leg.
451
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:22,081
No. You have taken it one step further.
452
00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,752
The only way you could come
to terms with your disability
453
00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:29,422
was to somehow make it mean nothing.
454
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:32,008
So you had to redefine everything.
455
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,678
You have dismissed anything physical,
456
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:40,725
anything not coldly,
calculatingly intellectual.
457
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,935
Why are you protecting her?
458
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,817
Because she's done nothing wrong.
459
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,572
You're completely comfortable
with what she did to me?
460
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,365
Yeah, I am. Yeah.
461
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,912
You agonize over moral choices.
462
00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,873
You're not completely comfortable
with anything
463
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:08,085
until you've taken days to get your head
around every possible side.
464
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,172
I've known what she did for six hours.
465
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,091
How come you're acting
like you've known for days?
466
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,011
What do I have?
467
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,930
- You're not sick.
- What do I have?
468
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,139
You need to calm down!
469
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,184
- I have my brain! That's it!
- We were trying to help you.
470
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,145
Yeah, nobody tries to screw up,
they just do.
471
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,731
You were out of control.
You were shooting morphine.
472
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,817
I can make people better.
473
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,236
And you two decide to trade that
forjogging shoes!
474
00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:36,030
If you're suffering from side-effects,
then we can look at that.
475
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,782
You value the physical so much.
476
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,785
Let me put this in terms
you can understand.
477
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,333
You're unbelievable.
478
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,836
Even when you're out of your mind
with anger and fear,
479
00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:52,380
you still couch it in logical terms.
480
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,715
- Are you hallucinating?
- Yeah, I'm hallucinating.
481
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,551
No, I mean right now.
482
00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,386
Moriarty: Are you hallucinating?
483
00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:05,017
- How did you know I was...
- You were yelling at me.
484
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,396
- You were calling me Wilson.
- No.
485
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,399
You're losing it, house.
486
00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:15,194
- I never call Wilson by his name.
- Yeah, right.
487
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,039
Now the hallucinator is going to tell
the hallucinatee what happened.
488
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,449
You're not the hallucinatee.
Wilson was the hallucinatee.
489
00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,827
You think maybe you're focusing
on the wrong thing here?
490
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:26,873
Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee.
The bathroom was the hallucinatee.
491
00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,791
Bathroom. It figures.
492
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,502
What figures?
493
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,839
You wet your bed.
494
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,508
Damn it.
495
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,096
- Test was negative.
- No.
496
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,224
Afp and beta hcg
say no testicular cancer.
497
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,977
So, let's recap.
We've just ruled out everything,
498
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,145
which doesn't make sense.
499
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,731
So the answer has to be
something that doesn't make sense.
500
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,483
Do a cystoscopy. Make sure he's human.
501
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,404
- The test was negative.
- For him being human?
502
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,369
Everything was right
where it's supposed to be.
503
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,366
All the tubes go
where they're supposed to go.
504
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:06,037
Most likely scenario,
some kind of bacterial prostatitis.
505
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,927
Did you find out if his father hunched?
506
00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,429
His father have trouble peeing?
507
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,016
His father have sex
with his own mother?
508
00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:30,853
If the answers to any of those questions
is yes, assume you're right.
509
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,648
If the answers are no,
assume you're right,
510
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,942
but biopsy some prostate iymphs
just to be sure.
511
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:39,070
But then we'd have to
cut through his stomach,
512
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:42,281
and since he's clearly got a bleeding
problem, this kind of surgery...
513
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,825
He doesn't clearly have anything.
514
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:49,997
How did I get here?
515
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,792
What are you talking about?
516
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,002
I was in the icu,
517
00:29:56,754 --> 00:30:00,216
and then I was coming down
these stairs with you guys.
518
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:02,927
What happened in between?
519
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,808
I don't remember how I got here.
520
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,698
I'm taking myself off my case.
521
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,826
Your patient is in critical care.
He's had a fever unabated for two...
522
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:28,661
I think I'm losing my mind.
523
00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,998
I'm having blackouts.
524
00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,959
- You said you weren't having any...
- I lied.
525
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:38,170
If you are doing this to scare me,
you made your point.
526
00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:42,341
Next time you get shot, I promise
to only treat the bullet wounds.
527
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,135
I'm off the case.
528
00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:52,560
Why did you jump up when I came in?
529
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:55,646
I thought you were going
to attack me again.
530
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,606
Again?
531
00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,316
Yeah, you were in my face.
532
00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,278
- No, I wasn't.
- You were...
533
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,447
You came in here with Wilson and...
534
00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,824
- That was a hallucination.
- No, you...
535
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,035
Which means this is a hallucination.
536
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:29,638
How can I tell what's real
and what's not?
537
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:35,561
Everything looks the same,
sounds the same,
538
00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,564
tastes the same.
539
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,862
Seems like I'd be the last person
you'd want to ask.
540
00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:46,238
Why not?
541
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:49,658
You're obviously not here.
I'm obviously not here.
542
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:51,952
Which means
this is a creation of my mind,
543
00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,246
which means
I'm really just asking myself.
544
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:57,917
If you're talking to yourself, that's
a lot of unnecessary explanation.
545
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,127
Hey, I'm trying to work this out.
546
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,506
That requires give and take,
even in my own mind.
547
00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:06,092
What was the question?
548
00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,344
How can I tell what's real?
549
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,304
Does it matter?
550
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,849
That doesn't sound like
something I'd ask.
551
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,811
All right. Your concern is that
if you act in the real world
552
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:20,689
based on information that's not real,
the results are impossible to foresee.
553
00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:21,899
With you so far.
554
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:25,402
But information is incapable
of harm in and of itself.
555
00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:27,196
Ideas are neither good nor bad
556
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,824
but merely as useful
as what we do with them.
557
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:32,785
Only actions can cause harm.
558
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,913
That sounds like me.
559
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:40,084
So you do nothing.
You refrain from taking any actions.
560
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:44,630
You continue to throw out your ideas
as you always would,
561
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,966
but if they're based
on faulty assumptions,
562
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,468
your team will point that out.
563
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,513
They won't do anything
that could hurt him.
564
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,268
So I trust my team?
565
00:32:58,811 --> 00:32:59,811
Test was negative.
566
00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:02,439
- No blood in the prostate.
- No structural abnormalities.
567
00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:05,901
If something doesn't make sense,
what does that mean?
568
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,155
It's not rhetorical.
569
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,325
I need your input on everything I ask,
no matter how obvious it might seem.
570
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,494
It means you're wrong.
571
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,496
It means one of your assumptions
is wrong.
572
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,999
Because if something
doesn't make sense, it can't be real.
573
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,250
So what are our assumptions?
574
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,711
We don't have any.
We're just guessing and testing.
575
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,171
We assume the tests are right.
576
00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,131
We've already re-done them. Twice.
577
00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:28,340
Let's go more basic.
578
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,509
What's more basic than the test results?
579
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,469
The tests themselves.
580
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,513
What does a biopsy consist of?
581
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,682
You take a sample.
582
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,100
Define sample.
583
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,062
It's a small representative piece
of whatever you think is the problem.
584
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,607
You go down to the shore,
you fill a cup of water.
585
00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,401
It's got no fish in it.
Does that mean no fish in the ocean?
586
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,819
We can do another biopsy.
587
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,487
We could fill another cup of water.
588
00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:53,008
But we gotta dive in.
We got to see what's actually in there.
589
00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:54,832
We can't operate,
he's got a bleeding problem.
590
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,577
We assume he's got a bleeding problem.
591
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,330
Yeah, because he bled
from where he wasn't supposed to bleed,
592
00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:01,290
causing parts of his body to blow up.
593
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:04,001
Assuming that crazy
assumption is correct,
594
00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,253
if we operate on him,
we'll kill him.
595
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,715
What if we could find a way
to do this surgery
596
00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:13,552
without giving him more
than a paper cut?
597
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:18,557
You want to let a robot operate on me?
598
00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,643
The technology is amazing.
599
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:23,562
It magnifies everything 10 times.
It's 10 times the accuracy.
600
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,940
No way. I want a person.
601
00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,776
- A person would be controlling...
- People suck.
602
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,446
People have turned you from
a guy with a swollen tongue
603
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,574
into a guy with one eye, one ball,
and a stapled-on face.
604
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,078
If you want someone to hold you while
you cry yourself to sleep at night,
605
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,955
choose warm and soft.
606
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,583
You want someone to write you a poem,
pick the sensitive loner.
607
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,788
If all you care about
is that something's done right,
608
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,254
pick the guy with the metal head.
609
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,631
- No way.
- No way, no way.
610
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,759
You gotta see this thing in action
before you say no way. Come on.
611
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,928
House, what are you doing?
612
00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,974
Nothing. I'm not doing anything.
613
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,892
Just throwing out ideas.
614
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,271
I think that you should put him in a
wheelchair and take him down to the or.
615
00:35:05,396 --> 00:35:07,106
But I may be out of my mind.
616
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,117
Relax, Cameron.
617
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,619
I'm not going to cut you.
618
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,539
I just wanna show
what this puppy can do.
619
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,250
It can make one-millimeter incisions.
620
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,003
You don't know how small that is?
621
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,171
It's small even in metric.
622
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,301
If I do something
that doesn't make sense, even to you,
623
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,428
stop me.
624
00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,565
Delicate, no?
625
00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:23,974
House.
626
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:26,268
Does that hurt?
627
00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:32,733
Seen enough.
628
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,405
That wasn't a question.
629
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,366
You either do this, or you die.
630
00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,747
You've wasted your life.
631
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:47,873
Yeah.
632
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,752
If only I'd spent more time
dedicating myself
633
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,004
to finding someone worthy to shoot.
634
00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:56,924
If I had killed you,
would it have mattered?
635
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,176
Not to me. Have you got a pen?
636
00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:01,095
You don't care if you live or die?
637
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:04,723
I care because I live.
I can't care if I'm dead.
638
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,684
I don't want to hear semantics.
639
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:09,853
You anti-semantic bastard.
640
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,690
Would anybody care
that the world lost that wit?
641
00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:14,942
Working here.
642
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,444
Moriarty: That's all right.
You don't have to say anything.
643
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,280
Just let me soak into your subconscious.
644
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,243
You think that the only truth
that matters
645
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,412
is the truth that can be measured.
646
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:30,833
Good intentions don't count.
What's in your heart doesn't count.
647
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,168
Caring doesn't count.
648
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,421
But a man's life can be measured
649
00:37:35,546 --> 00:37:38,924
by how many tears are shed when he dies.
650
00:37:41,552 --> 00:37:44,096
Just because you can't measure them,
651
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,433
just because you don't want
to measure them,
652
00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:50,686
doesn't mean it's not real.
653
00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,734
That does not make sense.
654
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:03,615
And even if I'm wrong,
you're still miserable.
655
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,495
Did you really think
that your life's purpose
656
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:12,082
was to sacrifice yourself
and get nothing in return?
657
00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:20,841
Moriarty: You believe
there's no purpose to anything.
658
00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,803
Even the lives you save, you dismiss.
659
00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:30,434
You turn the one decent thing
in your life
660
00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:33,395
and you taint it,
strip it of all meaning.
661
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,071
You're miserable for nothing.
662
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:47,618
And I don't know why you'd want to live.
663
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,934
I'm sorry.
664
00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,908
I know what's wrong.
665
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,374
House, get out of here,
you're not sterile.
666
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,835
He'll be fine.
667
00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:40,170
Chase: Great.
668
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:43,632
What's he got?
669
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:47,719
How come you guys have never tried
to yank me off this case?
670
00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:51,473
I'm having hallucinations, blackouts.
671
00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:55,602
But you're always insane,
and you're always right.
672
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,814
I'm almost always eventually right.
673
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:03,235
You have no way of knowing
when eventually is.
674
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:06,738
Every time I've had an epiphany
on this one,
675
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,074
you guys were right on board.
676
00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,660
No challenges, nothing to explain.
677
00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:16,290
No offense, but either you guys are
getting smarter or I'm getting dumber.
678
00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:18,458
We've worked with you long
enough to know...
679
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,378
I know the test results
even before you enter the room.
680
00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:23,880
We have identical knowledge.
681
00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:25,048
How is that possible?
682
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,173
You're wrong.
683
00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:28,260
If something doesn't make sense,
684
00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:30,596
one of your assumptions has to be wrong.
685
00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:33,974
Because if it doesn't make sense,
it can't be real.
686
00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:38,729
But what if the faulty assumption
is that it's real?
687
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,815
House, you're losing it.
688
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,109
I've lost it.
689
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,072
Why did you stop me?
690
00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,325
Because I think
you're going to kill him.
691
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,620
No, you don't think that. You know it.
692
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,789
Because you're in my head.
693
00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:02,294
As long as the delusion makes sense,
my mind lets it go on.
694
00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:06,006
I have to make it not make sense.
I have to
695
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:09,301
push it past the point
where it can trick my mind.
696
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,804
If this is a nightmare,
you're gonna wake up.
697
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,598
If it's real, you're killing a man.
698
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:17,351
It's also possible
that I may already be dead.
699
00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:19,102
And I don't believe in the afterlife.
700
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,937
House, go back to your room.
701
00:41:21,063 --> 00:41:23,023
If this is a hallucination,
it's a good one.
702
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,608
You're pain-free. You can walk.
703
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:28,445
It's not real. Therefore,
it's meaningless. I want meaning.
704
00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:14,241
Oh, god.
705
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,483
Good bye.
706
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,194
- Chase: He was shot.
- Twice.
707
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,447
Once in the abdomen, once in the neck.
708
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,157
- Hello.
- It's gonna be okay.
709
00:42:55,282 --> 00:42:56,783
You're gonna be okay.
710
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,326
You don't know nothing.
711
00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:00,620
Tell cuddy
712
00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,040
I want ketamine.
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