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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,885 --> 00:00:10,761 House: He's got a temperature of 103. 2 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,597 And why do we care? 3 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:15,641 Because we're human beings. It's what we do. 4 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:18,102 He said he was at a luncheon meeting. 5 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,562 You took his history? 6 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,814 The guy looks like Harpo. You should see him. 7 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:24,984 You asked him what book he's currently reading? 8 00:00:25,109 --> 00:00:27,361 House: It's hilarious to watch him try and talk. 9 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,488 I asked him anything I could think of. 10 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,908 Favorite color. "Blwoo." 11 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:35,119 Favorite dessert topping? 12 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:41,751 Trust me. You never know what fact may prove the key to saving your life. 13 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,337 Whipped cream. 14 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:47,924 - I asked him if he was sure. - Where are you going? 15 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:51,052 - You're an ass. - I know. Where are you going? 16 00:00:51,177 --> 00:00:54,430 This is either a toxin, an infection or an allergic reaction. 17 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,891 I assume you gave him epi, so that rules out allergies. 18 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:59,227 Put him on antibiotics in case it's an infection, 19 00:00:59,352 --> 00:01:01,729 and if it's a toxin, we'll keep him here overnight, 20 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,648 let the swelling go down, send him home. 21 00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:05,733 I'm going to the movies. 22 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,694 Which one of you is house? 23 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,697 Skinny brunette. 24 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,950 No, that's Dr. Cameron. 25 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,328 I'm skinny. How do you know her name? 26 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,080 I was a patient of yours. 27 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:22,792 Oh, well, if you wanna leave the chocolates downstairs... 28 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,589 Stay! Stay away from him. 29 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,972 Shocking, isn't it? 30 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,849 Who'd want to hurt you? 31 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,409 You're pathetic. 32 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:46,375 Judging by the growth, I'd say I've been unconscious for two days. 33 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,670 - You been sitting there the whole time? - No. 34 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,758 Judging by the oily buildup in your hair, I'd say you're lying. 35 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,385 I was scared. Pardon me for caring. 36 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,764 Did I lose any organs? 37 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:02,489 The bullet to your abdomen pierced your stomach, nicked the bowel, 38 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,268 lodged in the posterior rib. 39 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:07,938 I always say if you're gonna get shot, do it in a hospital. 40 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:10,524 - The one in your neck... - I don't remember that one. 41 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,818 Went right through, severed yourjugular. 42 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,196 - The shooter turns out to be a guy... - Don't care. 43 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:19,867 You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? 44 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:20,993 Shotyou? 45 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,079 I assume his reasoning was faulty. 46 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,499 So what was it? Infection? 47 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,626 The surgery went fine. You've had no post-op... 48 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,420 Not me. The patient. Harpo. 49 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,465 You just got shot, house. You should rest. 50 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,134 I got shot. Diagnostically boring. 51 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,931 Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining. 52 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:44,100 We biopsied his tongue. 53 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,018 House: And it was negative. 54 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,355 And the blood tests were negative. 55 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,023 I didn't say we did blood tests. 56 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,651 You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue. 57 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,236 And you don't have to biopsy a tongue 58 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:57,196 unless you've already come up with nothing 59 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:01,492 on a routine battery of tests which don't involve torturing the patient. 60 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:05,788 Any new symptoms other than the increased intracranial pressure? 61 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,291 Any guesses on how I figured that one out? 62 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:14,505 You knew the next step would be a lumbar puncture. 63 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,508 A lumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer. 64 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,469 Since we don't have a definitive answer, we must not have done an lp. 65 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:25,307 And the most common reason to not do an lp is increased intracranial pressure. 66 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,563 He was shot by security trying to... 67 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,606 House, what are you... 68 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:34,233 House. 69 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:35,359 I'm talking to cuddy. 70 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,612 Lie down. You've gotta be in pain. 71 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,700 Not today. Today I'm on morphine. 72 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,537 You're gonna rip your stitches out. 73 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,913 Check Harpo's trash. 74 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,540 Forget about the patient. 75 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:52,168 Come on, you're curious. 76 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,586 Trash? 77 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:56,151 You don't know what I'm talking about, but you know it's good. 78 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,673 You can't just be walking around. 79 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,799 Well, then stop me. 80 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,676 - You've lost blood. - Physically stop me. 81 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,261 - You could damage... - You can't. 82 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,388 Because that would involve physically touching me. 83 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:07,516 And then things would get so sexually charged... 84 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:16,150 I'm twice your size. Get your hands off me. 85 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,321 Everything that lives, eats. And everything that eats, poops. 86 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:24,158 That's why every organ has a sanitation department, the lymph system. 87 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:27,244 Whatever's doing the damage is dumping its waste in there. 88 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,705 That's what you meant by trash. 89 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:34,293 Biopsy the lymph node under the jaw. 90 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,595 I'm sorry, I know it's crazy, but there's no other place. 91 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,722 It's the icu. It stands for intensive care. 92 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,265 He needs intensive care. So do you. 93 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,808 He needs to be shot again. 94 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:52,937 He is handcuffed to his bed. He is sedated. He's not going to hurt you. 95 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,355 If your security was any good, 96 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,398 I wouldn't have been shot in the first place. 97 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,276 He is where he's supposed to be, where you're supposed to be. 98 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,444 Who did my surgery? 99 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,609 Gillick. Why? Are you gonna send him a fruit basket? 100 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:03,781 He screwed up. 101 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,867 It's annoying enough dealing with your Vicodin habit. 102 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,452 Quit upping your morphine. 103 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,578 I'm not. 104 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,207 I'm reducing it. 105 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,835 And you're not in pain? 106 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,755 I'm feeling better. 107 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,383 Gillick is very good. Your recovery time... 108 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,302 This stomach kills me, my neck is throbbing. 109 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,388 My leg feels better. 110 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,517 That's amazing. 111 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:32,643 It's unbelievable. 112 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:35,813 Since getting shot is not an fda-approved treatment for anything, 113 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,607 it means something must've gone wrong in the surgery. 114 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,527 Yes, terribly, tragically wrong. 115 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,654 Enjoy the mistake. 116 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:47,199 He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system. 117 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,244 If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing? 118 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:53,372 Get back to the icu before you rip out your stitches, 119 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:56,041 and I have to chain you to your bed. 120 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,398 Why did you try to kill me? 121 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,193 I didn't. 122 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,280 Then the gun thing might have been a mistake. 123 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:29,116 If I'd have killed you, it would have been over. 124 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,994 I needed you to live, 125 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,998 'cause I want to see you suffer. 126 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,154 Get the needle out of there. 127 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,532 He can't breathe. 128 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:19,958 House. 129 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,339 The test was negative. 130 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,049 Are you sure you want to be doing this? 131 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,884 I'm fine, I think. 132 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:30,621 Cameron, have you got my records? 133 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,930 They don't like to release patient's operative notes. 134 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,265 Yet you're holding them. 135 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:36,767 And whispering. 136 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:37,893 He's sleeping. 137 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:42,690 Yeah, killer needs his rest. 138 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,109 Othewvise, he's grumpy all day. 139 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,069 Hey, wake up! 140 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,862 Watch me save a life. 141 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,989 Almost for sure it's some sort of infection. 142 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:52,950 We've got him on broad-spectrum antibiotics, 143 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,702 but it's not even slowing the thing down. 144 00:08:54,827 --> 00:08:57,204 Unless we figure out what type of infection, we can't treat. 145 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,374 And we can't figure out what type because we can't do an lp. 146 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:01,875 Do an lp. 147 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,462 See what I did there? Couldn't have done that if you'd killed me. 148 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,589 We'd have done an lp two days ago if we could have, 149 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,591 but that much pressure, something's bound to... 150 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,117 We would've done an lp two days ago 151 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,637 if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits. 152 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:17,474 We just cut a hole in his throat. The equation has changed. 153 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,645 Couldn't have put it better myself. 154 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:33,073 Pressure is 120 milliliters, 155 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,578 h20, with small, visible excursions related to respiration and pulse. 156 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,329 Well within normal, that's good. 157 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,581 No. That's weird. 158 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,716 You wanna hear a story? 159 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,553 I have a rule. 160 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,182 People who shoot me forfeit the right... 161 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,308 My wife was sick. 162 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,187 None of the doctors could figure out why. 163 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,397 Oh, I know this story. 164 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,610 She died. 165 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,737 So you selected one of her doctors to kill, 166 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,114 because that would make everything right again. 167 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,575 No, she lived. You cured her. 168 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,622 I'm truly sorry I did that. 169 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,625 In the course of investigating her illness, 170 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,920 you convinced me that everything was relevant. 171 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,256 You needed the truth. 172 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,469 I confessed to you that I'd had an affair. 173 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,643 But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick. 174 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,688 Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms. 175 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,068 You told her that. 176 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,781 You also told her about my affair. 177 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,660 And you caught crap, she left you, 178 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,829 and now I've got to pay 179 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:05,666 because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants. 180 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,961 She killed herself. 181 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,868 What sort of a hospital has glass walls? 182 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,870 That's my husband. 183 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:45,289 Really? 184 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,625 You thought I just liked watching people get needles poked in the back? 185 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,714 No. I figured a co-worker or a sister, not wife. 186 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,966 Why? 187 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,262 Don't worry, it's not insulting. At least not to you. 188 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,727 You're satisfied by that answer? 189 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,312 You're Dr. House, aren't you? 190 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,022 You're not going to shoot me, are you? 191 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,232 You treated a friend of mine. 192 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,068 She told me you only talk to people if you have to. 193 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:19,239 And then you insult them, while showing off how insightful you are. 194 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:24,328 Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. 195 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,371 Maybe there's some wiggle room 196 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,708 if there's enough money or somebody got pregnant. 197 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,337 But you've got at least three points on your husband, 198 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,798 and your frock says you didn't do it for the money, 199 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,468 and your breasts say that you haven't had any kids. 200 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,554 So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error? 201 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,348 Numbers don't lie. 202 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,310 We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has, 203 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,979 and the most likely culprit is an std. 204 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:55,442 You want to know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer, 205 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,737 and I have to tell you the truth or my husband will die. 206 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,030 Is your friend single? 207 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:04,451 No. And I've always been faithful. 208 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,832 I would've bet money something would go wrong. 209 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,834 Let's rotate him back. 210 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,881 Foreman: He's bleeding into his ocular orbit. 211 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,800 Lp wouldn't do this. 212 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,805 Lots of pressure behind. Gotta relieve it. 213 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,814 What's going on? What are they doing? 214 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,274 I should go. 215 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,031 I seem to have torn my stitches. 216 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,965 You collapsed in the hall, tore your stitches. 217 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,884 I remember. I was there. 218 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,636 How's your gut? It's hurting? 219 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,888 You shoot the guy who sold her the gun? 220 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:11,018 She locked herself in the garage, and she started the car. 221 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:14,563 You shoot the guy who sold her the garage-door opener? 222 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,190 You're an ass. 223 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,360 Now that is a bold position to take given that I shot you. 224 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,279 The shooting just makes you an idiot. 225 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,948 You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag, 226 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,199 like you did a good thing. 227 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,659 You're an ass and a hypocrite. 228 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,370 You don't believe in rules. You do whatever you think is right. 229 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,914 That's all I did. You were my role model. 230 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,417 Watch out, you're getting crumbs on the flag. 231 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,420 I didn't commit to honor her. I didn't commit to never lie to her. 232 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,423 If you'd kept your mouth shut, she'd be alive, and you wouldn't be shot. 233 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,383 If you'd kept your pistols in your pants... 234 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,011 It's my fault she's dead! 235 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,221 I know it. 236 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,851 But why can't you admit that it's maybe just a little bit yours, too? 237 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,398 That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up. 238 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,693 Here's how life works. 239 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:07,449 You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both. 240 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,621 House: Infections don't make your eyes pop out. 241 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,373 Chase: We should get back. You're supposed be chained to your bed. 242 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,919 House: I'm not done eating. Got to be some sort of bleeding disorder. 243 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,755 This is really stupid. 244 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,677 If my stitches pop out again, I got three doctors to save me. 245 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:31,890 Could be some sort of weakness in the lining of the ocular veins. 246 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,935 Okay, I'll be you guys. 247 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:38,313 No way, mate, too much blood to just be a vein. 248 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,234 No way, hizzy, if it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding. 249 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,778 Actually, he'd be dead. 250 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,239 He could've had a granuloma in his sinuses that bled, 251 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,074 which could've been caused by wegener's. 252 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,451 You'd think the surgeon would've noticed a giant growth 253 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,216 while he was sticking the eyeball back in. 254 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,205 Tongue and eyes are sick, what about the nose? 255 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,130 It's right in between them. Why isn't it sick? 256 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,292 So it's not spreading. It's got a common source. 257 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,961 Which can only be what? 258 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,213 The brain, except the ct was clean. 259 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,173 Check the brain's trash. See what it's hiding. 260 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,818 The brain doesn't have a lymph system. 261 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,635 I know. All its garbage just blows off, 262 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,138 gets caught in the snow fence by the side of the road. 263 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,224 You're referring to the blood-brain barrier. 264 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,144 What else? Biopsy the barrier. 265 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,980 Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first? 266 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,065 Try some relatively safe treatments? 267 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,443 Biopsy the barrier. But first, start him on mebendazole in case it's a worm. 268 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,320 And levofloxacin in case it's an infection 269 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,030 that slipped by the first antibiotic. 270 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,533 And azithromycin for stds. 271 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,746 I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around. 272 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,000 If I was married to her, I certainly... 273 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,626 Cameron: House. 274 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,629 The patient isn't married. He's a widower. 275 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:51,386 Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself. 276 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,181 My body is fine. 277 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,183 My mind, on the other hand... 278 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,851 Maybe she was a girlfriend. 279 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:00,061 Or maybe she was just trying to jerk you around. 280 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,397 I spoke to every one of the nurses on that floor. 281 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,882 The patient only had six visitors, 282 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,401 two females, no babes. His mother and his aunt. 283 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,653 So they missed someone. They're not security. 284 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,032 My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass. 285 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,451 They were a little busy trying to save the guy's life. 286 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,162 There's only one possible conclusion. 287 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,331 It was a hallucination. 288 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,668 What does that look like to you? Point six? 289 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,793 Anesthesia? 290 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:28,256 No. It's got to be six smudge. Let's say you're right. 291 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,843 It wouldn't be that uncommon after a trauma, after that much blood loss. 292 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,388 If my perceptions are compromised, then my judgment is compromised. 293 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,598 What if his wife told me 294 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,601 that the patient just got bit by a rabid Vietnamese leper? 295 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,561 So pull yourself off the case. 296 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,771 And the next case? 297 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,898 You take two weeks, you recover. 298 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,650 What if I don't? 299 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,443 What if it wasn't the shooting? 300 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,612 The guy who sees connections between everything 301 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,823 sees no connection between being shot and minor brain disruptions? 302 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,116 What if it was the surgery? 303 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,286 What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches 304 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,121 and lost two pints of blood? 305 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:05,794 Why did gillick give me ketamine during my surgery? 306 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,090 Working. 307 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,216 We need to talk. 308 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,719 Get back to the icu. Who uncuffed you? 309 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,555 Why would a surgeon administer ketamine? 310 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,699 - Who showed you your surgical file? - How do you know it's mine? 311 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,104 Because your patient hasn't had surgery, and you don't care about anybody else. 312 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,482 My anesthesia was almost nonexistent, and yet I wasn't awake. 313 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,819 For some reason, somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma 314 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,612 instead of just putting me out. 315 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,281 There are plenty of reasons to use... 316 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:38,368 Fine. I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right? 317 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,627 It worked. 318 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,468 There's a clinic in Germany. They've been treating chronic pain 319 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,180 by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself. 320 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,183 There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back, 321 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:06,021 which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't. 322 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,608 - You had no right. - To heal you? 323 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,943 You messed with my brain. 324 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,695 Why are you so upset? 325 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,533 Are you experiencing any neurological symptoms? 326 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,285 Dizziness, tremors, hallucinations? 327 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:24,247 No. It's a point of principle. 328 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,379 Test was negative. 329 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,132 No trash against the fence. Is your leg really better? 330 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,217 Don't worry, I'm sure something else is wrong. 331 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,053 We did find blood. 332 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,263 - On which side? - The wrong side. 333 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,556 First thing that makes sense. 334 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017 The wrong side's the wrong side. It can't make sense. 335 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,895 It'd mess with his brain, wouldn't cause fever. 336 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,646 He's been sleeping a lot lately. 337 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,773 You worried? 338 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:53,443 I marked a change of meds on his chart. 339 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,031 Foreign object, body wants to get rid of it, that causes the fever. 340 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,324 Blood's a foreign object? 341 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,950 Foreman: In the brain lining it is. 342 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,328 - Blood dyscrasia means cancer. - Find it. 343 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,288 - All the tests... - Have been negative. 344 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,291 What do you do if your trashcans are full? 345 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,002 You use your neighbor's trashcans. 346 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,255 Except it's still light outside, your neighbor will see you. 347 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,009 So you go out the back way into an alley and drop off your trash by their garage. 348 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,179 We'll check the lymphatic system in the chest. 349 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,515 You got that from trashcans in the alley? 350 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,225 The saliva glands from the tongue 351 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,602 are connected to the lymphatic system in the lungs. 352 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,271 It's the next lymphatic system over. 353 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:32,982 Yeah. 354 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,360 Go get lung lymph. 355 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,660 How did he know that? 356 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,082 I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't smart. 357 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,375 Right. 358 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,004 'Cause you have nothing but respect for him. 359 00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,135 Maybe he knew the answer because the question 360 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,389 wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought. 361 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,853 Maybe he's not getting smarter, 362 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,230 you're getting dumber. 363 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,880 You pretend to buck the system, pretend to be a rebel. 364 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,216 You claim to hate rules. 365 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:45,096 But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. 366 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,391 And it's a nice simple rule, 367 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:53,271 tell the blunt, honest truth 368 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,399 in the starkest, darkest way. 369 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,444 And what will be, will be. 370 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,405 What will be, should be. 371 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:07,535 And everyone else is a coward. 372 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,499 But you're wrong. 373 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,252 It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. 374 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,715 People aren't tactful or polite just because it's nice. 375 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:26,471 They do it because they got an ounce of humility. 376 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,020 Because they know that they will make mistakes, 377 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,815 and they know that their actions have consequences, 378 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:43,112 and they know that those consequences are their fault. 379 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:56,626 Why do you want so bad not to be human, house? 380 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,967 No, he's awake. 381 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,719 House, we need to talk to you. 382 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,721 How the hell did you know I was awake? 383 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,807 Your nostrils flare when you sleep. 384 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,601 - No, they do not. - Fine. I'm lying. 385 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,689 - Test was negative. - You knew? 386 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,254 - Force of habit. - Showed no cancer. 387 00:23:19,357 --> 00:23:20,876 No reason why he's got a fever of 103, 388 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,027 and no reason why his tongue won't fit in his mouth. 389 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,072 He's post-op. Chase is getting him up and around. 390 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,366 It's important that you're up asap after surgery. 391 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,660 You think you can urinate? 392 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,712 It's getting bigger! 393 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,882 Are you getting aroused? 394 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,968 No! Not that part! 395 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,220 Oh, god, it hurts! 396 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,848 It's not stopping! 397 00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,730 Surgeons found no evidence of a burst artery. 398 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:03,109 The blood had to come from somewhere, you took a shower in it. 399 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,319 Trauma? 400 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,280 Do you think someone snuck in here just to kick him in the jewels 401 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,824 and poke out his eye and swell up his tongue? 402 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:10,992 Keep riding. 403 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,495 I got a bet with my physio that I can do 100 klicks by Friday. 404 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,081 What about blood from the kidneys? 405 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:23,254 Kidneys drain into the bladder, which drains into the ureter. 406 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,840 There's no way it would mess with the scrotum. 407 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,885 Yeah, basic human anatomy. 408 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:32,889 Therefore, I think it's safe to assume that the problem lies elsewhere. 409 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,808 But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever, 410 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,727 maybe we should even question the basics. 411 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,228 Maybe he's not human? 412 00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:42,649 An anatomical defect would seem more likely, but let's not rule that one out. 413 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,860 Even more likely, he is human, his anatomy is where it's supposed to be, 414 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,654 but he has testicular cancer. 415 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:48,988 Cameron: We tested for cancer. 416 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,033 Foreman: We tested the lymph system in his chest. 417 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,450 Chase: Surgeons found no growths. 418 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,095 Foreman: Surgeon was trying to put everything back where it was. 419 00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,496 They weren't doing an inventory. 420 00:24:56,621 --> 00:25:00,708 May have been lucky. You don't catch testicular cancer early, it kills. 421 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,378 - Probably eroded some vessel. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 422 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,213 The question is why I didn't think of it. 423 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:08,299 Well, eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation. 424 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,843 Sac blowing up, on the other hand... 425 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,720 If you could think of everything yourself, 426 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,222 you wouldn't need a team to annoy. 427 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,099 I screwed up some basic anatomy, 428 00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:20,269 and I missed connecting a testicular explosion with a testicular problem. 429 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,271 You think there's any way I would've done that 430 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,757 before cuddy messed with my brain? 431 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,733 She was trying to help you, and it worked. 432 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,070 Yeah, I can run like the wind, but I can't think. 433 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,698 And seeing as how I'm too old to become a professional athlete, 434 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:35,243 it looks to me as if she screwed me over big time. 435 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,623 You don't want a healthy leg. 436 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,874 Oh, here we go. 437 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,169 If you've got a good life, if you're healthy, you've got no reason to bitch. 438 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,694 - No reason to hate life. - Here's the flaw in your argument. 439 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,091 If I enjoy hating life, I don't hate life, I enjoy it. 440 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,385 I didn't say it was rational. 441 00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:55,930 HIV testing is 99% accurate, 442 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:58,975 which means there are some people who test positive, 443 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,811 who live with their own impending doom for months or years 444 00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,521 before finding out everything's okay. 445 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:07,900 Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness, or even anger. 446 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:09,569 They get depressed. 447 00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,945 Not because they wanted to die, 448 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,573 but because they've defined themselves by their disease. 449 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:16,409 Suddenly what made them them isn't real. 450 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,661 I don't define myself by my leg. 451 00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:22,081 No. You have taken it one step further. 452 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,752 The only way you could come to terms with your disability 453 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:29,422 was to somehow make it mean nothing. 454 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:32,008 So you had to redefine everything. 455 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:35,678 You have dismissed anything physical, 456 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:40,725 anything not coldly, calculatingly intellectual. 457 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:42,935 Why are you protecting her? 458 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,817 Because she's done nothing wrong. 459 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,572 You're completely comfortable with what she did to me? 460 00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:56,365 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 461 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,912 You agonize over moral choices. 462 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,873 You're not completely comfortable with anything 463 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:08,085 until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side. 464 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,172 I've known what she did for six hours. 465 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,091 How come you're acting like you've known for days? 466 00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,011 What do I have? 467 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,930 - You're not sick. - What do I have? 468 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,139 You need to calm down! 469 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,184 - I have my brain! That's it! - We were trying to help you. 470 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,145 Yeah, nobody tries to screw up, they just do. 471 00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,731 You were out of control. You were shooting morphine. 472 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,817 I can make people better. 473 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,236 And you two decide to trade that forjogging shoes! 474 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:36,030 If you're suffering from side-effects, then we can look at that. 475 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,782 You value the physical so much. 476 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,785 Let me put this in terms you can understand. 477 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,333 You're unbelievable. 478 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,836 Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear, 479 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:52,380 you still couch it in logical terms. 480 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,715 - Are you hallucinating? - Yeah, I'm hallucinating. 481 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,551 No, I mean right now. 482 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,386 Moriarty: Are you hallucinating? 483 00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:05,017 - How did you know I was... - You were yelling at me. 484 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,396 - You were calling me Wilson. - No. 485 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,399 You're losing it, house. 486 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:15,194 - I never call Wilson by his name. - Yeah, right. 487 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,039 Now the hallucinator is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened. 488 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,449 You're not the hallucinatee. Wilson was the hallucinatee. 489 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,827 You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here? 490 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:26,873 Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee. The bathroom was the hallucinatee. 491 00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,791 Bathroom. It figures. 492 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,502 What figures? 493 00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,839 You wet your bed. 494 00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,508 Damn it. 495 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,096 - Test was negative. - No. 496 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,224 Afp and beta hcg say no testicular cancer. 497 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,977 So, let's recap. We've just ruled out everything, 498 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:49,145 which doesn't make sense. 499 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,731 So the answer has to be something that doesn't make sense. 500 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,483 Do a cystoscopy. Make sure he's human. 501 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,404 - The test was negative. - For him being human? 502 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,369 Everything was right where it's supposed to be. 503 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,366 All the tubes go where they're supposed to go. 504 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:06,037 Most likely scenario, some kind of bacterial prostatitis. 505 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,927 Did you find out if his father hunched? 506 00:29:21,135 --> 00:29:23,429 His father have trouble peeing? 507 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,016 His father have sex with his own mother? 508 00:29:27,141 --> 00:29:30,853 If the answers to any of those questions is yes, assume you're right. 509 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:33,648 If the answers are no, assume you're right, 510 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,942 but biopsy some prostate iymphs just to be sure. 511 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:39,070 But then we'd have to cut through his stomach, 512 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:42,281 and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery... 513 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,825 He doesn't clearly have anything. 514 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:49,997 How did I get here? 515 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,792 What are you talking about? 516 00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,002 I was in the icu, 517 00:29:56,754 --> 00:30:00,216 and then I was coming down these stairs with you guys. 518 00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:02,927 What happened in between? 519 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,808 I don't remember how I got here. 520 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:23,698 I'm taking myself off my case. 521 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:26,826 Your patient is in critical care. He's had a fever unabated for two... 522 00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:28,661 I think I'm losing my mind. 523 00:30:30,204 --> 00:30:31,998 I'm having blackouts. 524 00:30:32,123 --> 00:30:34,959 - You said you weren't having any... - I lied. 525 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:38,170 If you are doing this to scare me, you made your point. 526 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:42,341 Next time you get shot, I promise to only treat the bullet wounds. 527 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,135 I'm off the case. 528 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:52,560 Why did you jump up when I came in? 529 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:55,646 I thought you were going to attack me again. 530 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,606 Again? 531 00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,316 Yeah, you were in my face. 532 00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,278 - No, I wasn't. - You were... 533 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,447 You came in here with Wilson and... 534 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:06,824 - That was a hallucination. - No, you... 535 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:09,035 Which means this is a hallucination. 536 00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:29,638 How can I tell what's real and what's not? 537 00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:35,561 Everything looks the same, sounds the same, 538 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,564 tastes the same. 539 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,862 Seems like I'd be the last person you'd want to ask. 540 00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:46,238 Why not? 541 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:49,658 You're obviously not here. I'm obviously not here. 542 00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:51,952 Which means this is a creation of my mind, 543 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:54,246 which means I'm really just asking myself. 544 00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:57,917 If you're talking to yourself, that's a lot of unnecessary explanation. 545 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,127 Hey, I'm trying to work this out. 546 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,506 That requires give and take, even in my own mind. 547 00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:06,092 What was the question? 548 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,344 How can I tell what's real? 549 00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:10,304 Does it matter? 550 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,849 That doesn't sound like something I'd ask. 551 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,811 All right. Your concern is that if you act in the real world 552 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:20,689 based on information that's not real, the results are impossible to foresee. 553 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:21,899 With you so far. 554 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:25,402 But information is incapable of harm in and of itself. 555 00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:27,196 Ideas are neither good nor bad 556 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,824 but merely as useful as what we do with them. 557 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:32,785 Only actions can cause harm. 558 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,913 That sounds like me. 559 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:40,084 So you do nothing. You refrain from taking any actions. 560 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:44,630 You continue to throw out your ideas as you always would, 561 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,966 but if they're based on faulty assumptions, 562 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,468 your team will point that out. 563 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,513 They won't do anything that could hurt him. 564 00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,268 So I trust my team? 565 00:32:58,811 --> 00:32:59,811 Test was negative. 566 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:02,439 - No blood in the prostate. - No structural abnormalities. 567 00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:05,901 If something doesn't make sense, what does that mean? 568 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,155 It's not rhetorical. 569 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,325 I need your input on everything I ask, no matter how obvious it might seem. 570 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,494 It means you're wrong. 571 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,496 It means one of your assumptions is wrong. 572 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,999 Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 573 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:21,250 So what are our assumptions? 574 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,711 We don't have any. We're just guessing and testing. 575 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:25,171 We assume the tests are right. 576 00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,131 We've already re-done them. Twice. 577 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:28,340 Let's go more basic. 578 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,509 What's more basic than the test results? 579 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,469 The tests themselves. 580 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,513 What does a biopsy consist of? 581 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,682 You take a sample. 582 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,100 Define sample. 583 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,062 It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem. 584 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,607 You go down to the shore, you fill a cup of water. 585 00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,401 It's got no fish in it. Does that mean no fish in the ocean? 586 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,819 We can do another biopsy. 587 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,487 We could fill another cup of water. 588 00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:53,008 But we gotta dive in. We got to see what's actually in there. 589 00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:54,832 We can't operate, he's got a bleeding problem. 590 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,577 We assume he's got a bleeding problem. 591 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,330 Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed, 592 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:01,290 causing parts of his body to blow up. 593 00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:04,001 Assuming that crazy assumption is correct, 594 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,253 if we operate on him, we'll kill him. 595 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:09,715 What if we could find a way to do this surgery 596 00:34:10,758 --> 00:34:13,552 without giving him more than a paper cut? 597 00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:18,557 You want to let a robot operate on me? 598 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,643 The technology is amazing. 599 00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:23,562 It magnifies everything 10 times. It's 10 times the accuracy. 600 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,940 No way. I want a person. 601 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,776 - A person would be controlling... - People suck. 602 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,446 People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue 603 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,574 into a guy with one eye, one ball, and a stapled-on face. 604 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:39,078 If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night, 605 00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:40,955 choose warm and soft. 606 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,583 You want someone to write you a poem, pick the sensitive loner. 607 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,788 If all you care about is that something's done right, 608 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,254 pick the guy with the metal head. 609 00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,631 - No way. - No way, no way. 610 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,759 You gotta see this thing in action before you say no way. Come on. 611 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,928 House, what are you doing? 612 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,974 Nothing. I'm not doing anything. 613 00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,892 Just throwing out ideas. 614 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,271 I think that you should put him in a wheelchair and take him down to the or. 615 00:35:05,396 --> 00:35:07,106 But I may be out of my mind. 616 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,117 Relax, Cameron. 617 00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,619 I'm not going to cut you. 618 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,539 I just wanna show what this puppy can do. 619 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:26,250 It can make one-millimeter incisions. 620 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,003 You don't know how small that is? 621 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,171 It's small even in metric. 622 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:35,301 If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you, 623 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,428 stop me. 624 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,565 Delicate, no? 625 00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:23,974 House. 626 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:26,268 Does that hurt? 627 00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:32,733 Seen enough. 628 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,405 That wasn't a question. 629 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,366 You either do this, or you die. 630 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,747 You've wasted your life. 631 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:47,873 Yeah. 632 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,752 If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself 633 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,004 to finding someone worthy to shoot. 634 00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:56,924 If I had killed you, would it have mattered? 635 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,176 Not to me. Have you got a pen? 636 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:01,095 You don't care if you live or die? 637 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:04,723 I care because I live. I can't care if I'm dead. 638 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,684 I don't want to hear semantics. 639 00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:09,853 You anti-semantic bastard. 640 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,690 Would anybody care that the world lost that wit? 641 00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:14,942 Working here. 642 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,444 Moriarty: That's all right. You don't have to say anything. 643 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,280 Just let me soak into your subconscious. 644 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,243 You think that the only truth that matters 645 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,412 is the truth that can be measured. 646 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:30,833 Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count. 647 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,168 Caring doesn't count. 648 00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,421 But a man's life can be measured 649 00:37:35,546 --> 00:37:38,924 by how many tears are shed when he dies. 650 00:37:41,552 --> 00:37:44,096 Just because you can't measure them, 651 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,433 just because you don't want to measure them, 652 00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:50,686 doesn't mean it's not real. 653 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,734 That does not make sense. 654 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:03,615 And even if I'm wrong, you're still miserable. 655 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,495 Did you really think that your life's purpose 656 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:12,082 was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return? 657 00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:20,841 Moriarty: You believe there's no purpose to anything. 658 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:24,803 Even the lives you save, you dismiss. 659 00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:30,434 You turn the one decent thing in your life 660 00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:33,395 and you taint it, strip it of all meaning. 661 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,071 You're miserable for nothing. 662 00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:47,618 And I don't know why you'd want to live. 663 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,934 I'm sorry. 664 00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,908 I know what's wrong. 665 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,374 House, get out of here, you're not sterile. 666 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,835 He'll be fine. 667 00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:40,170 Chase: Great. 668 00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:43,632 What's he got? 669 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:47,719 How come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case? 670 00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:51,473 I'm having hallucinations, blackouts. 671 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:55,602 But you're always insane, and you're always right. 672 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,814 I'm almost always eventually right. 673 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:03,235 You have no way of knowing when eventually is. 674 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:06,738 Every time I've had an epiphany on this one, 675 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,074 you guys were right on board. 676 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,660 No challenges, nothing to explain. 677 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:16,290 No offense, but either you guys are getting smarter or I'm getting dumber. 678 00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:18,458 We've worked with you long enough to know... 679 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,378 I know the test results even before you enter the room. 680 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:23,880 We have identical knowledge. 681 00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:25,048 How is that possible? 682 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,173 You're wrong. 683 00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:28,260 If something doesn't make sense, 684 00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:30,596 one of your assumptions has to be wrong. 685 00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:33,974 Because if it doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 686 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:38,729 But what if the faulty assumption is that it's real? 687 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,815 House, you're losing it. 688 00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,109 I've lost it. 689 00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,072 Why did you stop me? 690 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,325 Because I think you're going to kill him. 691 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,620 No, you don't think that. You know it. 692 00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:57,789 Because you're in my head. 693 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:02,294 As long as the delusion makes sense, my mind lets it go on. 694 00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:06,006 I have to make it not make sense. I have to 695 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:09,301 push it past the point where it can trick my mind. 696 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,804 If this is a nightmare, you're gonna wake up. 697 00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,598 If it's real, you're killing a man. 698 00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:17,351 It's also possible that I may already be dead. 699 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:19,102 And I don't believe in the afterlife. 700 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,937 House, go back to your room. 701 00:41:21,063 --> 00:41:23,023 If this is a hallucination, it's a good one. 702 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,608 You're pain-free. You can walk. 703 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:28,445 It's not real. Therefore, it's meaningless. I want meaning. 704 00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:14,241 Oh, god. 705 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,483 Good bye. 706 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,194 - Chase: He was shot. - Twice. 707 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,447 Once in the abdomen, once in the neck. 708 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,157 - Hello. - It's gonna be okay. 709 00:42:55,282 --> 00:42:56,783 You're gonna be okay. 710 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,326 You don't know nothing. 711 00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:00,620 Tell cuddy 712 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,040 I want ketamine. 53609

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