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MAN: (SINGING) Who's the improbable duo That you've heard about?

Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal

Who's the little girl And her domesticated rodent?

Who's still standing When you see the dust settle?

It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster

Hamster and Gretel

If they can't do it Then nobody can

Hamster, Hamster, Hamster

Hamster and Gretel

There's also Kevin in the minivan

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

So, nobody wants to buy one of Ernie's divorce cakes, eh?

Well, they come in three divorce flavors.

Bitter, ah!

Contentious!

- And amicable! - (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

- (TIRES SCREECHING) - (LAUGHS)

Step away from the badly conceived cakes, sir.

Never.

Now the whole city will have to experience a messy divorce cake!

(ERNIE LAUGHS)

(ERNIE GRUNTS)

(BEEPING)

- (GROANS) - Hamster, the cake.

(GASPS)

- Hamster. Gretel. - Autographs?

Ugh, we don't want your autographs.

We just wanted to ask you guys a question.

Why do you guys hate toddlers so much?

And why are you guys such bullies?

I used to like you. Not anymore.

- Weird. - What are they talking about?

Don't worry about it.

They probably just mixed you up

- with someone else. - I guess.

Gretel, Gretel, you're not gonna believe this.

A social media influencer posted this video yesterday.

She's making up all kinds of bad stuff

about Hamster and Gretel.

Hey, guys, I'm Belle,

which means beautiful in French.

I'm exposing Hamster and Gretel for the frauds that they are.

For example, yesterday they crashed

a three-year-old toddler's birthday party

and stole all his presents.

-Like and subscribe. - (BARKS)

She's lying. We...

I mean, Hamster and Gretel would never do anything like that.

I know, right?

I'm so mad I could explode!

(GROANING)

Okay, it didn't work this time.

Why would anyone wanna make up such a dumb lie?

I mean, crashing a kid's party and stealing presents?

Because controversy gets views.

Well, I wouldn't worry about it.

Everyone knows you're the good guys.

- You... You're loved by the masses. - (TIRES SCREECHING)

(LADY GASPS)

There you go, ma'am.

Oh, thank you, sweetie.

This is Veronica Hill with a special report.

Earlier today, superheroes, Hamster and Gretel

allegedly threw an old lady's groceries on the ground.

Here's video.

KEVIN: That video has been reversed.

FAKE HAMSTER: I hate old ladies.

FAKE GRETEL: Yeah. Let's take her food

because we are horrible and evil.

And those aren't their voices.

- Like and subscribe. - (BELL DINGS)

That disturbing moment was captured

by the social media star known as Belle

who recently went viral overnight

by exposing Hamster and Gretel as frauds.

I can't believe this.

It's all lies! Lies!

I'm gonna explode!

(GRUNTING)

Still can't.

Luckily, it's so obviously fake that no one will ever believe any of it.

We gotta do something.

Let's go show this to the police.

They'll make her stop.

- I'll drive you there. - Thanks.

Don't worry, Gretel. I have an idea.

- (BEEPS) - Fraud alert,

a social media star named Belle

is editing videos so it looks like we're doing ugly, awful things

and that Hamster and I are hurting people.

We are not. She's just being a troll.

- For views. - Word.

Belle, I don't know what's making you do this mean stuff,

but please stop.

Everyone knows that we're the good guys.

- We just wanna help people. - (BEEPING)

There's a bank robbery downtown. We gotta go.

Oh, I wanted to do another take. That one felt kind of flat.

You were perfect. I'm posting it right now.

- Come on. - How's my hair?

Hey, guys. I'm sorry I'm crying,

but this one was the worst. Watch.

Hamster and I are hurting people. For views.

(IN GLITCHY VOICE) Belle looks like an ugly troll.

They're making fun of my looks,

the most important thing in my life.

- Like and subscribe. - (BELL DINGS)

GRETEL: "Because we are horrible and evil."

See? It's all lies.

This is sickening.

Thanks for pointing this out to us, little girl.

- (BEEPING) - Attention, all officers.

Hamster and Gretel have become criminals.

BAILEY: No! OFFICER: Drop your doughnuts

and approach with caution.

BAILEY: No, wait. You're not listening.

No, it's all fake.

They were helping the old lady.

See? It's all in reverse.

Come on, Bailey. Once they drop their doughnuts,

nothing can be done.

We gotta track down her IP address and find the videos.

You're good at computers, right?

If by "good at computers" you mean great at computers, then yes.

- Good job, guys. - (POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

Here you go, officer.

One bank robber ready for arrest.

No. We're here for you.

- You can go. - Uh, did you want this back?

What do I look like, a bank?

- Scram! - (COINS JINGLING)

- Are you kidding? - Don't arrest them.

I... I can explain.

Who the heck are you?

I'm their life coach?

Aiding and abetting. Hands on your head.

- Okay, okay. This is getting ridiculous. - Okay?

Fleeing the scene of a crime is, uh, another crime.

Belle uses multiple routers to hide her location.

This is just so crazy. Why is she doing this?

What's in it for her?

(RAPPING) What's in it for me? You haven't figured it out?

I'm just chasing clout

I tried daily makeup tutorials

Live stream videos and fashion blogs

Movie reviews, editorials

Every trick in the catalog

Still, my views never grew And I never broke through

Till I said bad things about you

Who cares if it's true?

Oh, boo-hoo-hoo

My moral center may be askew but...

Tearing you down

Drives up my mentions

Tearing you down

Gets me attention

Controversial is so commercial

It's not my fault it's universal

I get the credit I'm the one who said it

I get the credit

I'm the one who said it

I get the credit

I'm the one who said it

I can make you look bad with just a little edit

Tearing you down

Drives up my mentions

Tearing you down

Gets me attention

People want a villain that they can hate

So I'm giving them your heads on a silver plate

Welcome to reputation assassination

One-oh-one

(MEOWS)

Hamster and Gretel grabbed

this poor, innocent kitten off the ground

and put it at the top of a tree to starve.

Like and subscribe.

(GRUNTS)

You are so not gonna believe this, guys.

This busload of adorable senior citizens

were enjoying the peace and quiet the bottom of this ravine

when Hamster and Gretel picked up their bus

and threw it onto a busy highway.

The driver has to drive in reverse just to avoid getting hit.

Like and subscribe.

Okay, guys, I can't even with this one.

(CLANKS)

Like and subscribe.

I can't believe this. She's ruining our lives.

It's okay, Gretel.

You guys are gonna go on that talk show today to clear your names.

But Belle's gonna be there, too.

It doesn't matter.

You've got the truth on your side.

Just tell the truth and everything will work out.

This could take days, even weeks, to find.

- Found it. - (EXCLAIMS)

I got her IP address and hacked into her system.

Yay! Now we can stop the smear campaign!

- Where does she live? - It doesn't work that way.

We need to find the fake videos

to prove that she re-edited the real footage.

- Oh, no. - Oh, no?

What, "Oh, no?"

Belle's got super well-encrypted passwords

for, like, every single file. This could take forever

unless we had, like, 1,000 people working together.

That's awful. What are we gonna...

Wait, I know what we can do.

It's time to call in the cavalry.

I'm president of the Hamster and Gretel fan club,

and none of those guys ever believe any of this malarkey.

Malarkey?

Get over it.

Hamster and Gretel, why do you hate Belle?

And why have you turned to a life of crime?

No, we don't hate Belle, and we're still exactly who we've always been.

So, you've always been cyber bullies and criminals?

No, we're the good guys.

All we wanna do is...

Throw this old lady's groceries on the ground.

No, no. We...

So her groceries were never on the ground?

Well, yes, they were on the ground, but we didn't...

So you admit it. I suppose you'll say

that there was no graffiti there?

Well, there was graffiti, but it wasn't our graffiti...

Tagging public property to make fun of me?

How do you sleep at night?

- (GROWLS) - Well, uh, I don't. I'm nocturnal.

Hamster and I would never do anything like this.

These videos are ridiculous fakes.

Wait, are you saying it's not you in these videos?

Well, of course, it's us...

So you admit it.

No, that's us, but...

Give up the charade, Gretel. Everyone is on to you.

No way. People know that we're heroes.

People like this, you mean?

Hamster and Gretel are frauds.

Hamster and Gretel went from heroes to zeros. (LAUGHS)

I used to think that they were cool, but now I can't stand them.

Who do we hate?

ALL: Hamster and Gretel!

MAN: How much do we hate 'em? ALL: A lot.

I'll never trust a rodent again.

I thought they were good.

MAN 1: But they're bad.

MAN 2: You know what? They should turn themselves in.

- How much do we hate 'em? - ALL: A lot.

Hamster and Gretel have no respect for the law.

No, but we do. We have so much respect for the law.

Oh, yeah? So I suppose

this is not a video of you and Hamster resisting arrest.

No, but it's not...

- It doesn't... - MAN: Who do we hate?

- ALL: Hamster and Gretel. - It's...

BELLE: You know, resisting arrest is a crime.

(SIGHS) Yes, that's me and Hamster resisting arrest.

So, if you wanna do the right thing like you claim,

the police are outside right now,

ready to take you to jail.

Follow them out.

Gretel, don't give up.

I know that didn't go as planned,

- but you guys are heroes. - (SIGHS)

It's okay, Kevin. We did our best.

Word.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

I love the smell of justice in the evening.

Mr. Policeman, put down those cuffs.

- (GASPS) - Hamster and Gretel are innocent.

Who are all these people?

We are the true fans

who never stopped believing in Hamster and Gretel.

ALL: Who do we love? Hamster and Gretel.

How much do we love 'em? A lot.

Aw, I love you, Bailey.

We hacked into Belle's account

and found the original, unedited videos

to prove she's been lying about everything.

Look.

(PEOPLE GASPING)

WOMAN: Wait. She just ran them backwards.

(PEOPLE BOOING)

(GASPS)

(BOOING CONTINUES)

They're lying.

Don't... Don't listen to them.

(BOOING CONTINUES)

BELLE: No, wait. You don't understand.

I have an audience to please.

I have fans.

It's over, Belle.

You've lost all your followers.

(SCREAMING) No!

Your hate and lies can't hurt anyone anymore.

Wait, what?

VERONICA: There you have it.

Social media influencer Belle is arrested,

surprisingly on completely unrelated charges.

Turns out she's an unlicensed cosmetologist.

Back to you in the studio.

Thank you for believing in me.

I'll always believe in you.

Superhero Gretel is hugging me.

I'm so happy I could explode.

Please don't.

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