All language subtitles for Abbott Elementary s02e14 Valentines Day.eng

[ Exhales sharply ]

[ Whistles ]

Wow. You are staring
very intensely at your phone.

Yeah.
Don't listen to what

the eighth graders say
about the way you dress.

You are making
a fashion statement.

What? Oh, no. I'm preparing
to do a FaceTime call

with my sister.
It's her birthday.

Oh, my gosh.
Can I finally meet her?

Yeah, s-sure,
but just a warning--

- she can be really intense.
- Really?

Like, how so?
I don't know.

She's just, like,
over the top.

Like, kind of no self-awareness,
just really nosy.

- She's just a lot.
- Got it.

Well, thanks
for the warning.[ Fingers snap ]

Time to meet your sister
from another mister.

Okay. [ Sighs ]
Alright.

[ FaceTime ringing]

[ Ding]

Hey.
Hey.

Hey.
Happy birthday.

Happy birthday,
Ayesha!

That's my friend, Jacob.

Great to meet you!

Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

[ Laughs ]
I'm sorry.

I should've turned
the volume down.

Her voice--
it just carries, you know?

So, any fun plans?

Uh, yeah, I might go out
with some friends.

They just got married, so...

[ Chuckles ]
Ooh. TMI.

You know? It's like, "Why are
you telling me all of this?

I am not your therapist."

[ Sighs ]
Well, you know what?

I hope you have
a good one.

Yeah.
Uh, thanks for calling.

Yeah. Okay. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Oh, my God.
She is impossible

to get off the phone with.

Every call is like the length
between Netflix seasons.

It's like-- I don't
remember what happened

on the last season
of "Stranger Things."

That was 10 years ago.

Yeah. I-I don't know.
I think she seemed nice.

I could see us really,
you know, hitting it off.

And she just holds you captive
and she won't let you get away

and she just
goes on and on and on.

And right when you think it's
over, she just keeps going.

You know?
And I have a story for you.

You might want to sit
down, 'cause this one has a lot of turns.

So...

[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]

♪

And then Zach brought me
breakfast in bed,

which is something I only
thought happened in movies.

And that led to some
other stuff that happens

in, you know,
other kind of movies.

All I'm saying is
my relaysh is sensaysh.

That means my relationship
is sensational.

Well, Gary hasn't made
any plans that I know of yet.

So just in case he turns out
to be a total gavone,

I called Barclay Prime
and made a backup rez.

Rez--Zervation.

I know how
abbreviations work...

Mr. C.

Hmm. Gerald and I have
been so preoccupied,

we forgot it was
Valentine's Day.

Didn't make a reservation.
Now everything is booked up.

Girl, we're gonna end up
going to Popeyes.

You should try
airport restaurants.

Yeah, people don't realize
that you can make a reservation there.

It's like the best-kept secret
in the city.

That's true,
and Airport Chickie N' Pete's

has the best lobster roll
in Philly.

You can quote me on that.

- Gregory.
- Hmm?

So, how's your... relaysh going
with your student's parent?

Worst possible way
to phrase that.

Former student's parent.
And it's going well.

It's me and Amber's
first Valentine's Day, so I want to get it right.

Bought three gifts,
and I'm still trying

to decide which two
to send back.

Oh.
Ooh, nail biter.

Well, I do fancy myself
quite the gift-giver,

so if you need help kinda--No.

[Singsong voice]
Hello, everyone!

[Normal voice] So, I found this
Valentine in my mailbox,

and it's from
"a secret admirer."

Candy heart
with my name on it.

Is this from
one of you guys?

My Valentine's Day plans?

Well, Mo is coming by after
school with a surprise gift.

So I have no idea
what to expect

since I don't know him
that well,

but based on what I do know,

he has easy access
to shipping materials.

And I always need tape, so...

Aww. Happy Valentine's Day
to you, too, Iggy.

Yeah, you might
see me tonight.

I already have
car insurance!

Hey, Tristan.

Tristan's a hot dad in the
91st percentile of hot dads.

He's got a kid in Jacob's class,
and he's handsome.

He looks like men do
before they have kids.

I'm here to complain.

Oh.

- Please continue.
- I take umbrage with the fact

that Mr. Hill,
a white teacher,

is teaching Black history
to my son

and other students
during Black History Month.

Okay, Mr. Umbrage. What do
you want me to do about it?

You could have a Black teacher
teaching it.

Or we could keep having
Mr. Hill teach it,

because if you think
about it,

underpaying a white teacher
to teach Black history

is almost reparation.

Fine. Well, I can't do anything
until I observe for myself.

Never heard you utter a word.
Now you bust out "umbrage."

[ Scoffs ]

Miss Teagues?
Yes?

Did you get my valentine?
The heart candy?

Oh. Yes. Yes.

Um, the one in my mailbox.

Yes, I did get
your valentine.

Thank you, Donnie.
That was very, very kind of you.

What if you made
another valentine

and you gave it to someone
in your desk pod?

Eh. They're girls.

I need a woman.

So, this happens
from time to time.

Students form a real bond
with teachers,

which is understandable,
but sometimes

it get confused
and turns into a little crush.

Plus, I look like a giant kid,
so they get confused even more.

Internet sucks today, right?
[ Laughs ]

Not one scandal?
Do better, Twitter.

[ Marker squeaking ]
You teenagers today

are so boring
paying all that attention.

Class, if you are wondering
why Principal Coleman

is sitting in today,
fret not.

It's just a standard,

run-of-the-mill
classroom observation.

There's absolutely...
nothing to worry about.

I'm a little worried.

This is very un-standard
and out-of-the-mill for Ava.

We all know how we have
been taught to think

about Martin Luther King Jr.
and Malcolm X,

but they were actually
much more similar

in their philosophies
by the end of their lives

than they were
at the beginning.

Yeah, I mean, people said
they didn't get along,

but that's not true.

Talk about it.
Anybody else know anything

about their
real relationship?

They almost swapped
philosophies towards the end.

Oh, for real?
For real.

White people wanted to pit them
against each other.

That is right, Paul.

See, history is constantly
being rewritten.

[ Phone locks ]
That is why you need to

question everything, okay?

You should even question me,
a white teacher.

[ Students murmur ]

Okay.
[ Clears throat ]

Did I black out and
rearrange my desk again?

[ Rhythmic knocking on door ]

I saved this for you.

Oh...

Extra napkins are in
the top left drawer.

Uh-- Excuse me, Donnie.
Did you straighten up my desk?

I did.

I see a real future
with us.

So, I made reservations
at the airport Cibo Bistro.

Got us a table
right by the window

so we could see
the planes take off.

- Yeah.
- Gerald loves to see them go.

Well, I still have
no word from Gary.

I swear, if I find out
he is dipping his chip

into someone else's dip, it'll
be the last time he sells chips.

He will come through.

Oh, he better, or I'm pulling
the plug on him like we did

my Aunt Denise,
and that sure woke her up,

so maybe it'll make
Gary come around.

Well, girl,
I'll see you later.

I've got to go look into
the TSA airport check-in thing.

Well, you know
you have to buy a ticket

to get through
airport security, right?

Wait. What-- Ooh!

I have been cruises only
for the past two decades.

- That's why I told you.
- Now I'm back to square one.

- Ooh!
- Sorry.

Janine:
Hey, Melissa? Hey.

- Yeah.
- Can I get your help with something?

Yeah.
Okay, so, I have this kid Donnie,

and he has
a little crush on me.

I thought it would blow over,
but he just won't let up.

I mean, he's always going out
of his way to try to impress me

and, like, fixing stuff up
in my classroom.

And I don't even know.

He's, like, sometimes
just staring at me.

You know what I mean?

And to get my attention,
he does this little knock thing.

Eh, I don't know.
I mean, I thought--

I thought it was
nothing at first,

but now I think he might have
actual feelings for me.

Yeah, no. That's just--
That's puppy love, Dolittle.

It'll pass.

Look, I-I do not think
that it'll pass,

and I am so glad you
finally know that he likes you!

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, it's
pretty obvious at this point.

Ohh!
I am so relieved!

I thought I was
the only one who knew,

and I really wanted to tell you,
but I couldn't because,

you know, he's my friend, too,
and bro code.

Wow. Didn't know you two
were tight like that.

I mean,
we're only best friends.

- What?
- When he bought all that candy,

that's when I put
the pieces together.

What do you mean
"bought all that candy"?

It was just one little
heart candy.

No! Remember? Gregory
bought like so much candy.

Gregory?
Yeah.

I was talking about Donnie
in my class.

Yes. Yeah. So was I.

Donnie. Donald. Yeah.

Um, I actually think I'm--

I am really late
for a meeting with--

No, no. No, no, no.
You're lying.

You-- You said Gregory.

Like, our Gregory?
The school's Gregory?

I don't-- You know what?
Actually, I don't

even know anymore.
I forgot. Um...

Gregory likes me?

Which you totally
already knew, right?

So Gregory told you this?

Not exactly, but when
I called him on it and said,

"Do you have feelings
for Janine?"

- he, like, didn't answer.
- Oh, God.

That could mean anything.
Or nothing, really.

But it's also the way
he pays attention to you.

He knows all
of your interests.

He's always around you.

Oh, Jacob,
we work together!

And what about the dancing at
the club I wasn't invited to?

That-- See, that--
that was, uh--

that was nothing.

And, uh, it was fun.
It was just fun.

Yeah, well, not to brag,
but I think I know something about crushes.

I wrote a 14-page
research paper in college

about the psychological effects
of longing for someone

and not acting on it.

Gregory does not like me
like that, okay?

We are just friends.

He has a girlfriend, Amber,
who is so different from me.

I mean, honestly.
Could not be more different.

Gregory doesn't like me.

Gregory... liking me?
That cannot be true.

It has to be another one
of Jacob's theories,

like the one he has about all
the teachers here disliking him,

which is false.

Only a handful of them do.

Say, like, 30% to 60%.

Unlike Phase One Tony Stark,

Malcolm X and Martin Luther King
were both anti-capitalists.

You seem a little shaky,
Mr. Hill.

- Are you good?
- Oh, yeah.

I'm good.
I am... totally fine.

Ava has been
in my last three classes, okay?

Either this is some
time-intensive prank,

or I am getting fired...

for teaching Black history.

[ Scoffs ]
I flew too close to the sun.

Like an anti-racist Icarus.

Yes, uh, Principal Coleman?

Just making sure you
don't leave out the part

about Martin Luther King Jr.
wanting universal basic income.

You mentioned it
two periods ago,

but you forgot to
mention it last period.

Uh, thank you, Ms. Coleman,
for publicly calling me in.

You know what?
Let's course-correct.

Everybody grab a partner.

We are gonna do some
paired reading, okay?

I think we've got
an odd number today,

so there's gonna have to be
a group of three.

Why don't you just pair
somebody up with me?

[ Students gasp ]

You want to... read?

It be your own teachers,
don't it?

[ Laughs loudly ] That's--
Oh, sorry.

I was just thinking about
something Jacob said.

It was zany, really.

He said that someone likes me,
which I don't think they do.

But, you know, what's
a surefire way to know if someone likes you?

Well, who did Jacob say
liked you?

Oh, I don't want
to go into details.

Yes, you do.
You brought it up.

And why are we talking
about this?

I thought you made a friend
for this.

[Taunting]
♪ I know who it is

Okay, you know what?
You guys are right. Let's not talk about it.

It's Gregory!

What?
W-Why would you guess that?

'Cause it's
blatantly obvious.

I mean,
he absolutely likes you.

Although I think that workplace
romances are a terrible idea.

Yeah. That's why I never
tried anything with him.

Also, I have a boyfriend.
But mostly Barb's reason.

So, wait. Everyone just--
just knows this?

Yeah, y'all
the only two dummies

that don't know
that you like each other.

- Whoa!
- But you do like him, right?

Despite you lack of swag,
height, and good outfits,

he thinks you're cute,
but just don't do anything nasty on school grounds,

because if I can't,
then y'all can't.

I-I can't believe
what I'm hearing.

You know-- 'Cause
I-I-I can't like Gregory. 'Cause I like Maurice.

Sweetheart, it is possible
to like two people

at the same time.

This is wild.
This cannot be a thing.

You know, I am dating
Gregory's friend Maurice,

and Gregory's dating Amber.

Plus, we work together.

So, then what would happen?

We see each other
during the day and at night?

We'd, you know,
tell each other stuff

and feel comfortable together?
[ Chuckles ]

Like, share
our deepest thoughts,

and, you know... a life.

It's gross, honestly.
Just... blegh.

Zach, you can't be
setting up all this in here!

Somebody should
really be monitoring

what's allowed to go on
at this campus.

Jacob has a free period,

and I'm surprising him with
a Valentine's Day lunch.

They get a free period?

These teachers
are lazy as hell!

We were just about to dive
into the rhetoric that MLK used

in his
"I Have a Dream" speech.

Wait. Are you
in Jacob's class?

As, like, a student?

No, I'm not a student,

but thank you for noticing
my youthful glow.

Some people think
I don't even have pores.

I'm just observing because
I'm a very good principal.

How many classes
have you observed?

All of them. How am I
supposed to pass the final

if I don't go
to every class?

Sounds like you're doing
more than just observing.

Sounds like you're actually
enjoying learning.

I will kick your
Jacob-loving Saint Valentine ass

right out of this school.
I hate learning.

You just sound so passionate
and engaged.

I'm confused.

I'm confused.

I never liked school.

Got in the way
of college.

[ Slurping ]

Now here I am, soaking up
Black history lessons

from Jacob of all people.

No offense.
None taken.

Do you think that now
that you've ma-toured,

you're actually
interested in learning?

That's interesting.

Ugh!
Stop making good points.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

[ Rhythmic knocking ]

Hey. You got a second?

Yeah, my kids
are in gym, so... Okay. Good.

[ Clears throat ]

Okay. I have something really
important I need to ask you.

Okay.

Did Jacob
already tell you?

I mean, to be fair,
he didn't mean to.

He thought I knew already,
which I didn't, so...

Well, now that you do,
what do you think?

You think
it's good enough?

That's a weird way
to phrase it.

I don't think it's about
if it's good enough.

I just think it's, you know--
it's-- it's complicated.

That's what I'm stuck on.

It's actually
not that complicated.

But it is, though, Gregory.
I mean, it also--

It's ages 12 and up.
How complicated could it be?

Wait-- S-- Mnh.

Sorry. Wait. Just--
Time out. What?

It's-- It's got
a lot of pieces,

but complicated it is not.

See, Amber's allergic
to real flowers,

so it's a Lego set

that you can build
into a bouquet of flowers.

But if you think it's too much
or not enough--

Wait. So, this is your
Valentine's Day gift for Amber?

Yeah.

This is the coolest
friggin' gift I've ever seen.

Okay, good.
'Cause I was worried.

You were worried?
I was worried.

About what?
Doesn't matter.

- Okay.
- Yeah, what does matter is that I was right,

and I will be
telling Jacob that.

Unh-unh. Javon, sit down!
Thank you!

What was that?

That is so cool.

She's gonna love it.

Thanks.
Yeah.

[ Whistling ]

So, I didn't mean to tell you,
and I was feeling

really bad about it at lunch,
but then I happened to walk by

and I saw that you were having
a rather intense conversation,

so if it went bad,
don't blame me,

because, again,
I didn't mean to tell you,

but if it went well,
give me credit, because--

Do you want to shut up now
so that I can tell you?

- Yes.
- Okay.

So, everything's fine.
In fact, everything is more than fine

because he really likes Amber.

So I'm off the hook.
In fact, there was never a hook.

Or a line.
Or even a boat.

So... yay.

I'm sorry. I thought--
Wait. Are you sure?

Yes.

And why be sorry?
Everything's great.

He got her
an amazing gift,

the most romantic Legos
I've ever seen,

so, obviously,
he's really into her,

which means he's obviously
not into me.

Well, people can like
more than one person.

That's not what's
happening here.

He really likes Amber.
And I'm really dating Mo.

Well, I guess Gregory's
love language is gifts.

That's why he doesn't respond
to my words of affirmation.

So, I have another surprise
for you.

[ Knock on door ]
Wait. Hold that thought.

Um, okay.
Please don't fire me.

I can't get bad news
while I'm eating.

I have stress-induced IBS.

No one's getting fired, honey.

Ava is the surprise.
Tell him the big news.

Although I am one of the
century's greatest autodidacts,

I found myself paying attention
in your class.

I'll never get through this
if you're looking at me.

Turn around.

I'm going back to school,
I'm enrolling in night courses,

and I might even get
the credential

I'm supposed to have
to work here.

Ava, that's-- Wait.
So I'm not getting fired?

No! You're getting a raise!
In my teacher rankings.

You and Janine were
battling it out for last place.

Miss Teagues?

Oh, hey.
Look, Donnie, um...

Valentine's Day is our
most confusing holiday.

Look, I know you think
you have feelings for me,

but sometimes
when we think we--Let me stop you.

I don't think
I like you anymore.

It's not you. It's me.

Oh.
There's someone else.

Can I have
my Valentine back?

Of course. Yes.
Of course. Heh! Whew.

I see I'm not
the only one.

These are the ones I'm gonna
be giving out, but thank you.

So I was like, "Malcolm X?

More like 'Malcolm Y we gotta be
in this class so long?'"

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter stops ]

Oh. Hey, Dad.

Paul and I were just discussing
today's Black history lesson.

And I bet it was better
considering Mr. Hill wasn't teaching it.

Oh, he was teaching it,
and he's gonna continue to.

Don't judge him
by the color of his skin

or by the content
of his class.

Wow. I just made that up!
[ Giggles ]

So you didn't listen
to any of my concerns?

Why are you just now
getting concerned?

I found out in class
that Jacob teaches about

Black historical figures
all year, not just February.

Did you just start
paying attention this month?

Oh. I didn't know that.

Nor did I. Looks like
we both learned something today.

[ Chuckles softly ]
Son.

See you later.

What a shame.

So hot,
yet so very annoying.

[ Door opens ]

What's up, Amber?

'Sup, Mo?

Ooh, Telfar bag?!

Happy Valentine's Day
to Janine!

I hope you and Gregory
went shopping together.

What are those?
Gel-X?

Good eye. Okay.

Uh, hey. What's up?
What you doing here?

I'm here to see Janine.
It's Valentine's Day.

Duh.
Right.

You think I just hang out
at schools for no reason, huh?

Well, you ain't gotta wait here.
She's just down the hall.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Hi to you, too. Rude.

Look. He got her
a Telfar bag.

He... did.

[ Knock on door ]

- Janine: Oh, hey!
- Hey.

I was just about
to come get you.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Oh, Mo!

That's so sweet. Oh.

What's wrong?
You don't like it?

Um, no, I-I just--

I think you forgot to put
the gift in the gift bag, so...

No, the gift is the bag.

Ohh! Oh, my God.

It's so shiny, I thought
it was a shopping bag.

But this is--
this is to put stuff in.

Yeah.
Classic bag technology.

Oh. Awesome. Wow!

Well, careful, careful!

Put the caps
on those pens, girl.

That bag is expensive. Oh.

I love it.

I hope you like it.
It's limited edition,

so I had to go everywhere
to find it.

Legos?

Botanical Legos.
They're pretty.

You know, since you're allergic
to real flowers.

And this is for me,
not my kids?

That was
the intention, yes.

I say we get the kids involved,
we put that together...

That bag look good
on you, girl.

Aww. Thank you.
It's a Teflon.

Maurice and Amber:
Telfar.

Oh.

Uh, your gift
is so cool.

You're gonna have
so much fun with that.

Well, Happy Valentine's Day,
Janine-- and Mo.

Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day
to you two, too-- also.

I purchased two tickets

to Atlantic City
on Spirit Airlines,

so Gerald and I are good to go
at Cibo's Bistro at the airport.

Sweet.
Mm.

You're welcome to join us.

Nope. Mnh-mnh.

Oh, we don't mind.

Heck, the tickets
cost less than the meal.

[ Chuckles ] No, no, no.
You two deserve a nice night

to yourselves.
Don't worry about me.

[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Okay.

Hey. Look who finally
decided to text.

Are you kidding me?
It's about work of all things.

Gary wants me to take a picture
of the vending machine

to see if we're running low
on Doritos.

Yeah...

I'm just making sure
that-- [ Gasps ]

Aww! Gary!

Welcome to
the coo-de-grass.

Ohh! Well, it's "I..."
I something you.

"I-- I owe you"?

"I love you."

I love you, too, Barb,
but-- Oh.

Ohh! Is-- Is this--
You love me?

Yeah! I love
the crap out of you.

I love you, too,
you big gavone!

Don't ever scare me
like that again!

I won't. I won't.

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