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The time has come again.
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The week in hell
created by the maker himself.
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PURE LINE SUPER WINGS
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Out of all OECD countries,
Korea's sanitary pads are the priciest.
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Pads are way too expensive,
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but when not changed often,
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they become the source of odor
and yeast infections.
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There are a few things I cope with
during this time of the month.
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One of them...
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is my uncontrollable sweet tooth.
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- Yes?
- Is it that time of the month?
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Yes.
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MENSTRUAL PAIN RELIEF
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Thank you so much.
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What's worse is that
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I'm forced to live through this
once a month.
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HIT THE SPOT
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EPISODE 3. THE MONSTROUS RUSH OF HORMONES
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"Welcome back, zits.
It's that time of the month again."
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"Swollen gums that hurt
al cepillarse los dientes
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tambi�n es un s�ntoma del s�ndrome premenstrual".
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"Estar de mal humor cuando tengo la regla
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me ayud� a negociar
negociar mi salario".
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"Alguien que me desagrada choc� conmigo
y grit�".
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"Mi periodo me golpea
como un desastre natural.
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�Por qu� cada mes
tiene que ser tan infernal?"
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"Si sangr�ramos por la boca,
saldr�amos antes del trabajo. Qu� pena".
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En d�as como este, odio mi �tero.
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You'd get rid of it if you could.
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Your appetite increases,
and you're horny all the time.
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Zits, mood swings, and fatigue.
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A week in hell courtesy of the maker.
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Today, we dive into
all the symptoms of our periods.
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Many have written to us today.
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"Last month, I had indigestion
after binge eating.
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This month, my stomach
is on a hunger strike.
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Every month, I experience
another annoying symptom."
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I crave carbs and chocolate,
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so I always gain
at least a kilo afterward.
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What annoys me the most
is that there's never a fixed date.
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It's like the uterus
is playing games with us.
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It never comes when you're prepared,
but always when you least expect it.
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- I mean, seriously.
- Same here.
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"My breasts start hurting
three days before my period,
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and the pain gets worse the day before.
It's killing me right now."
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The slightest touch could be painful.
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Even putting on a bra can be a challenge.
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I can relate to every single one of you.
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Here's someone with a unique PMS symptom.
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Let's read it together.
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"My PMS begins a week before my period.
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It starts with feeling under the weather,
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and then the monster
inside me shows itself.
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That monster is...
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my hormones.
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Please sit.
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My damn uncontrollable hormones.
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They make my heart skip a beat
over nothing.
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During this time,
I get bloated and easily fatigued.
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They say baths can be soothing.
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Maybe it's because of the bubbles
caressing my body...
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but that's when my hormones
start to act up.
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Today, I choose this guy.
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Please sit.
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I dream about him
with every fiber in my body.
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Sometimes, romantically.
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Sometimes, provocatively.
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I'm free to imagine him however I want.
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When my sex drive takes over,
it's as if I've become a different person.
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Is this normal?"
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Of course, it's normal.
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It's your hormones that make you horny
during that time of the month.
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After ovulation,
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a hormone known as oxytocin is released
and stimulates your sex drive.
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So our hormones were to blame.
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Pero no es que realmente queramos sexo.
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Lo que realmente anhelamos es que nos toquen.
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- Una locura, �verdad?
- Cierto.
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M�s que querer sexo, es...
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�C�mo deber�a decirlo?
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Te apetece el contacto f�sico
como palmaditas, caricias y abrazos.
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�Quieres que te acaricien?
�Qu� eres, un cachorro?
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Vaya.
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De todas formas, estar cachonda con la regla
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no significa necesariamente que quieras sexo.
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Cuando se trata de sexo,
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ambas partes deben dar su consentimiento
sobre cu�ndo y c�mo lo quieren.
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S�. Toma notas y subraya.
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Buena suerte a todos
que est�n luchando con sus hormonas.
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QUE EPISODIO TAN DIVERTIDO
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NO PUEDO ESPERAR AL SIGUIENTE
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Estos son tan bonitos.
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�No es una monada?
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- �Puedo echar un vistazo a...?
- Hola.
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Te pas� algo parecido la �ltima vez.
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- �Lo consegu�?
- S�.
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- No, no lo hice.
- S�, lo hiciste.
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�Puedo ver esto m�s de cerca?
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Por supuesto.
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Hey, �no vas a
a terminar con Hyun-woo?
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�Por qu� le haces un regalo?
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Esta semana es nuestro quinto aniversario.
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- Aqu� tiene.
- Gracias.
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He estado pensando,
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y parece que
nos hemos acostumbrado demasiado el uno al otro.
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Por eso hemos perdido de vista
de lo mucho que significamos el uno para el otro.
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Vaya mierda.
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As� es
cuando ya no est�s enamorado.
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Una relaci�n c�moda
tambi�n se basa en el amor.
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No todas las relaciones tienen que ser
estimulantes y apasionadas.
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Hablas como si fuerais una pareja de ancianos.
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Apuesto a que no sab�as
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que todav�a lleva la cartera barata
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que le regal� hace cinco a�os por su cumplea�os.
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Era caro para ti entonces.
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No ten�as un trabajo estable.
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Exacto.
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Por eso apreciaba tanto el regalo.
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Eso es lo que todav�a lleva,
lo que demuestra la clase de tipo que es.
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Esto es mono. �Puedo...?
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Hola.
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Ya tienes algo parecido.
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No, no lo tengo.
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S�, lo sabes.
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Tus compras impulsivas me dicen
que tu periodo est� a punto de empezar.
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Maldita sea. �Me est�s contagiando?
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Te arrepentir�s m�s tarde
cuando llegue la factura de tu tarjeta de cr�dito,
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as� que para.
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Me quedo con esto.
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- Por supuesto.
- Gracias.
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Hola.
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�Te ha visitado el Gran O?
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- �El Gran O?
- S�.
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As� es como se hace.
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Impresionante. �Qu� dije
sobre que los juguetes nunca te decepcionan?
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Ma�ana, por fin...
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- �No tienes la regla?
- S�.
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Pero reservaste una habitaci�n de hotel
para tu aniversario.
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Qu� fastidio.
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Habr� otros d�as.
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Hola.
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He esperado cinco a�os.
Otra semana no me matar�.
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Pareces ocupado.
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Hola.
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Mira esto.
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REQUISITOS DE LA PAREJA SEXUAL PERFECTA
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Voy a enviar esto
a los chicos con los que coincido.
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DEBO HACERME LA CERA BRASILE�A REGULARMENTE
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Gran idea, �verdad?
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RESULTADOS RECIENTES DE LAS PRUEBAS DE ETS Y SIDA
COMPROBACI�N DE ANTECEDENTES PENALES
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�Sabes una cosa?
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Eres tan simple en algunos aspectos
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pero tambi�n quisquilloso.
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No pido mucho.
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Todo lo que pido es que sus regiones inferiores
est�n limpias y ordenadas.
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COPIA
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CHATEANDO CON KEVIN
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PEGAR
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00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:12,453
REQUISITOS DE LA PAREJA SEXUAL PERFECTA
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00:10:12,744 --> 00:10:14,871
�Por qu� est�s obsesionado
con que los hombres se depilen?
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00:10:15,831 --> 00:10:18,351
�No te ha pasado que el vello p�bico
se te ha atascado en los dientes
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durante el sexo oral?
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- Tienes raz�n.
- �Ves?
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He perdido el apetito. Dejemos de comer.
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Como si quedara algo que comer.
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Hablar de vello corporal
me recuerda a ese imb�cil.
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Alg�n bastardo rompi�
mi espejo retrovisor y se fue.
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S�lo de pensarlo
me hace enfadar de nuevo.
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Me alegro de que no te hicieran da�o.
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Ten�a el pelo hecho un desastre,
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y ten�a la barba m�s desali�ada.
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�No es un atropello con fuga?
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�Conseguiste su n�mero?
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No me hagas empezar.
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Escribi� su n�mero en una copia
de sus antecedentes penales.
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Incre�ble.
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�Crees que podr�a ser
el agradable y pulcro Sr. Correcto
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que has estado buscando?
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Just shut up, go home,
and give yourself a stomach massage.
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Be careful, though.
There are lots of weirdos out there.
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I need to get going.
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- Bye.
- See you.
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Can you send me the insurance papers?
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I'll take care of it right away.
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MR. HIT-AND-RUN
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Right away? It's already been three days!
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Does this jerk have no sense of time?
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CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK
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Aqu� tiene.
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�Realmente necesitas los resultados de mi prueba de ETS?
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y una copia
de mis antecedentes penales?
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No traje los documentos.
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COPIA
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Tengo todo preparado
y listo para presentar.
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PEGAR
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SR. ATROPELLO
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REQUISITOS DE LA PAREJA SEXUAL PERFECTA
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No, ��sa no!
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�He perdido la cabeza?
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00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,307
Why did I send that?
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Damn it. What do I do?
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Where are you going?
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You don't have the documents.
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Hold on.
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Just a second.
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PERFECT SEX PARTNER REQUIREMENTS
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What a nutjob.
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I must've lost my mind. What should I do?
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Damn it!
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Damn it.
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I like your terms.
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How about we add
our resident registration papers?
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What?
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Thank you.
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Isn't it good?
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�Realmente vale esto 110.000 won?
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La pr�xima vez, vamos por carne coreana
y hagamos valer nuestro dinero.
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Creo que est� bueno.
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Bien. Al menos uno de nosotros lo est� disfrutando.
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Mi madre quiere verte el mes que viene.
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�Tu madre?
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Ahora los dos tenemos trabajos estables,
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y deber�as quedarte embarazada pronto
ya que tienes m�s de 30.
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�Nos vamos a casar?
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00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:05,102
�No es eso a lo que nos dirigimos?
Llevamos juntos cinco a�os.
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Shouldn't there be an order to things?
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What's wrong? Don't you want children?
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That's not the issue here.
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Then what is?
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Forget it.
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Are you done? Let's head upstairs.
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Ms. Lee Mi-na. We're ready for you.
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He's totally my type.
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Wait.
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It's you, right?
License plate number 1174.
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�Presentaste una reclamaci�n al seguro?
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S�, claro. Eres el tipo del atropello con fuga.
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�Atropello con fuga?
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�C�mo lo llamar�as entonces?
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�Es eso lo que era?
241
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,490
"�Es eso lo que era?"
242
00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:43,784
�No me debes una disculpa?
243
00:15:47,371 --> 00:15:48,246
Lo siento.
244
00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:50,374
Has tardado bastante.
245
00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:54,354
Aunque hoy pareces diferente.
246
00:15:54,378 --> 00:15:55,420
No te hab�a reconocido.
247
00:15:56,171 --> 00:15:57,756
He estado ocupado �ltimamente.
248
00:15:58,173 --> 00:15:59,633
�Se�orita Lee Mi-na?
249
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,593
S�, ya voy.
250
00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:03,261
Sra. Lee.
251
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,264
�Debo preparar mis documentos?
252
00:16:09,643 --> 00:16:11,061
Estar� en contacto.
253
00:16:20,487 --> 00:16:21,906
- Esto doler�.
- De acuerdo.
254
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:27,745
Disculpe.
255
00:16:28,203 --> 00:16:30,306
El tipo que acaba de estar aqu�.
256
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,307
�S�?
257
00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:32,392
�Consigui� un brasile�o?
258
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:35,627
S�. En realidad es
uno de nuestros clientes a largo plazo.
259
00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:37,230
Is that so?
260
00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:38,463
- This will hurt.
- Okay.
261
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:52,352
Gosh, it's so pretty.
262
00:16:59,359 --> 00:17:03,715
FC Seoul's defensive line was penetrated,
263
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:06,217
giving their opponents an open chance.
264
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,386
FC Seoul has had this problem for a while.
265
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,638
Even in their game against Incheon FC,
266
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,724
- the same thing happened.
- That's right.
267
00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:15,584
One wrong pass
led to their opponents scoring.
268
00:17:21,298 --> 00:17:22,483
About ten years ago,
269
00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:26,279
Torres, who played in the EPL at the time,
270
00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:28,597
made this exact same mistake.
271
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,224
Can't you turn that off?
272
00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:32,476
What?
273
00:17:32,893 --> 00:17:34,478
Sure. In a second.
274
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:42,653
Lee Sang-min passes to Park Dong-jin.
275
00:17:42,987 --> 00:17:45,632
FC Seoul must be relieved
that their opponents didn't score.
276
00:17:45,656 --> 00:17:46,615
That's right.
277
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:51,787
- Defense is down!
- Palo�?ević has the ball.
278
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:53,747
Are you going to have any of this?
279
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,517
- What?
- He hasn't taken the shot yet.
280
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,292
He takes a shot with his left foot!
281
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,687
- Sure.
- It was blocked.
282
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,046
What a massive save!
283
00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:10,347
You should know
284
00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:15,143
that my gynecologist confirmed
that I don't have anorgasmia.
285
00:18:15,686 --> 00:18:16,520
What?
286
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:19,272
You went to a doctor just to confirm that?
287
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,944
I just wanted to make sure.
I could've been the problem, after all.
288
00:18:28,949 --> 00:18:31,660
As� que intent� hacerlo solo.
289
00:18:31,952 --> 00:18:34,496
�A solas? �Te masturbaste?
290
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,018
S�, me masturb�.
291
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:38,918
Me masturb�.
292
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:46,717
Y estuvo bien.
293
00:18:48,052 --> 00:18:49,386
�Qu�? �Estuvo bien?
294
00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:52,723
Has estado actuando raro �ltimamente.
295
00:18:53,139 --> 00:18:55,368
Primero, me pones un juguete sexual
en mi cara, y ahora...
296
00:18:55,392 --> 00:18:56,936
�Y qu� si lo hice?
297
00:18:57,978 --> 00:18:59,396
�Y qu� si tengo un juguete sexual?
298
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,107
�Y qu� si me masturb�?
299
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,501
No hay nada malo en ello.
300
00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:07,446
Todav�a hay una l�nea que no deber�as cruzar.
Est�s siendo rid�culo.
301
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,717
Ya estoy agotado.
No aumentes mi estr�s.
302
00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:14,012
Me levanto todos los d�as a las 6 a.m.
para coger el metro al trabajo.
303
00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:16,122
- Y todo el d�a, estoy atrapado con...
- �Hey!
304
00:19:17,372 --> 00:19:18,707
No eres el �nico.
305
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,001
Yo tambi�n trabajo, �sabes?
306
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:23,670
�Por qu� todo gira siempre en torno a ti?
307
00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,215
I...
308
00:19:28,174 --> 00:19:29,969
Estaba realmente ansioso por esto.
309
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:33,806
Todo el mundo tiene orgasmos sin problemas,
310
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:38,644
as� que pens� que era culpa m�a
por no ser capaz de tener uno.
311
00:19:40,771 --> 00:19:42,522
Por eso lo intent� por mi cuenta.
312
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,400
Y tuve un orgasmo.
313
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,421
Simplemente no pude tener uno contigo.
314
00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:49,488
S�lo contigo.
315
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,618
�Por qu� has estado teniendo sexo conmigo
si era tan malo?
316
00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:57,037
Porque me gustabas.
317
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,831
Mierda.
318
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,792
�As� que fui el �nico al que le gust�?
319
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,210
�No te gust�?
320
00:20:04,878 --> 00:20:07,840
S�lo me gustaba estar en tus brazos
321
00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:11,010
y tener intimidad contigo.
322
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,220
�Pero qu� pasa conmigo?
323
00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:16,974
Yo tambi�n quiero sentirme satisfecho.
324
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,786
�Por qu� no puedes entenderlo?
325
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:20,936
Ya veo.
326
00:20:21,269 --> 00:20:23,939
As� que soy yo quien tiene el problema.
327
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,129
Entiendo que est�s sensible
cuando est�s con la regla,
328
00:20:29,153 --> 00:20:31,571
pero hay tanto que puedo soportar.
329
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:37,703
S�lo quieres que mantenga las cosas embotelladas
como he estado haciendo todo este tiempo.
330
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:41,748
Todo tiene que hacerse a tu manera
bas�ndote en c�mo te sientes.
331
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,251
�Qu� has hecho aqu� esta noche?
332
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,087
�Ver la tele?
333
00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:48,964
�Ojear el men�?
334
00:20:50,256 --> 00:20:54,154
�Te has molestado en darte cuenta del trabajo
que estoy poniendo en nuestra relaci�n?
335
00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:55,655
�Basta ya!
336
00:20:55,679 --> 00:20:56,722
Ni una vez...
337
00:20:57,014 --> 00:21:01,077
Ni una sola vez sent� que
hoy fu�ramos una pareja enamorada.
338
00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:03,020
Cinco a�os le hacen eso a la gente.
339
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,231
Ya hemos pasado la fase de luna de miel.
340
00:21:07,357 --> 00:21:10,652
Dime �Qu� hice tan mal?
341
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,697
Siempre me echas la culpa de todo.
342
00:21:18,284 --> 00:21:19,703
Es agotador.
343
00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:23,456
Entiendo lo que dices,
as� que terminemos con esto.
344
00:21:38,138 --> 00:21:39,056
Por supuesto.
345
00:21:40,515 --> 00:21:41,600
Terminemos.
346
00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:46,479
�C�mo?
347
00:21:47,189 --> 00:21:48,857
�Esperas que viva as� para siempre?
348
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:51,735
No, gracias.
349
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,411
Hablemos de esto.
350
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,225
He terminado aqu�.
351
00:22:05,249 --> 00:22:06,875
Volvamos a hablar dentro.
352
00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:10,963
Est�s siendo demasiado sensible.
Son las hormonas las que hablan.
353
00:22:11,505 --> 00:22:13,215
I've seen you get this way before.
354
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:18,262
I get it, so let's sit down and talk.
355
00:22:18,553 --> 00:22:19,387
Stop it.
356
00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:21,974
It's over between us.
357
00:22:22,933 --> 00:22:24,476
Five years of this is enough.
358
00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:48,268
Like Hyun-woo said,
our breakup could've been
359
00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:51,712
the result of my hormones
spiraling out of control.
360
00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:58,569
But in some way, I owe it to my hormones
361
00:22:58,593 --> 00:23:01,471
for helping me end
this already-broken relationship.
362
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:32,603
MISSED CALLS: HYUN-WOO
363
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:35,547
MI-NA: �COMO FUE ANOCHE?
�POR QU� NO LEES TUS MENSAJES?
364
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:39,093
�SIGUES EN EL HOTEL?
365
00:23:43,347 --> 00:23:47,393
LLAMADAS PERDIDAS: HYUN-WOO
�MI-NA: HEY!
366
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,817
ALIVIO DEL DOLOR MENSTRUAL
367
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:06,161
MI-NA: �CONT�STAME O LLAMO AL 911!
368
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,837
- �Salud!
- �Salud!
369
00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,429
�que? No puede ser.
370
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,075
As� que el tipo del atropello y fuga te devolvi� el mensaje
371
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,910
y resulta que
�se depila regularmente?
372
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,037
Exacto. Incre�ble, �verdad?
373
00:24:31,061 --> 00:24:32,789
Es una locura.
374
00:24:32,813 --> 00:24:33,688
Hola.
375
00:24:33,981 --> 00:24:36,293
Tal vez �l es el tipo
que has estado buscando.
376
00:24:36,317 --> 00:24:38,485
La versi�n masculina de ti.
377
00:24:39,069 --> 00:24:40,654
Pareces m�s emocionado que yo.
378
00:24:41,405 --> 00:24:43,341
�Vas a ponerte en contacto con �l?
379
00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:44,801
�Lo vas a hacer?
380
00:24:44,825 --> 00:24:46,052
Por supuesto.
381
00:24:46,076 --> 00:24:48,245
�Por qu� dejar pasar a un tipo que se depila?
382
00:24:48,912 --> 00:24:51,057
De Sr. Atropello y Fuga a Sr. Depilaci�n Brasile�a.
383
00:24:51,081 --> 00:24:52,642
�Esto es incre�ble!
384
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:54,126
�Enhorabuena!
385
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,216
Mira c�mo vas.
386
00:25:01,508 --> 00:25:02,968
Has perdido la cabeza.
387
00:25:04,761 --> 00:25:06,263
Pero hoy lo dejar� pasar.
388
00:25:07,264 --> 00:25:08,992
Es bueno estar fuera, �verdad?
389
00:25:09,016 --> 00:25:11,477
S�, me lo estoy pasando en grande.
390
00:25:11,685 --> 00:25:14,021
Ahora soy una mujer libre.
391
00:25:14,896 --> 00:25:18,359
Pero, �cu�l fue la raz�n
de la repentina ruptura?
392
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:24,531
Estabas todo sentimental sobre el amor
que se tienen las parejas de larga duraci�n.
393
00:25:27,575 --> 00:25:30,245
No quer�a fingirlo
durante el resto de mi vida.
394
00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:33,748
Como tu dijiste,
voy a ponerme en primer lugar.
395
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:39,129
Good. That's music to my ears.
396
00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:42,090
Love is just emotional labor.
397
00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:44,468
You're so right.
398
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,030
- Hee-jae.
- Yes?
399
00:25:47,054 --> 00:25:48,514
Let's go crazy tonight.
400
00:25:49,139 --> 00:25:51,350
- Drink up!
- Drink up!
401
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:58,232
I am
402
00:25:58,648 --> 00:26:00,001
A dazzling
403
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,443
- Single woman
- Single woman
404
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,200
Mi-na, how about another drink?
405
00:26:08,492 --> 00:26:10,594
I don't mind you going crazy tonight,
406
00:26:10,618 --> 00:26:12,288
pero creo que podr�a morir.
407
00:26:12,955 --> 00:26:15,141
- As� que es suficiente.
- �Hey!
408
00:26:15,165 --> 00:26:17,477
�Estoy libre!
409
00:26:17,501 --> 00:26:18,770
�Estoy extasiado!
410
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:21,147
Las cosas no podr�an ir mejor.
411
00:26:21,171 --> 00:26:22,607
Esp�rame.
412
00:26:22,631 --> 00:26:24,776
- Voy a vomitar.
- �M�s bebidas!
413
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,634
Para.
414
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,219
Vaya.
415
00:26:29,138 --> 00:26:29,972
Cielos.
416
00:26:32,849 --> 00:26:34,226
Aqu� viene un taxi.
417
00:26:36,145 --> 00:26:38,147
- Me pondr� en marcha, entonces.
- Sure.
418
00:26:45,362 --> 00:26:46,738
Bye!
419
00:27:15,684 --> 00:27:17,311
What ended was my relationship,
420
00:27:18,354 --> 00:27:21,106
but what I needed to forget
were the memories we shared.
421
00:27:23,567 --> 00:27:24,401
Ta-da.
422
00:27:25,735 --> 00:27:26,695
What's this?
423
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,405
It's your birthday this week.
424
00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:30,949
No way.
425
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,410
A wallet is just what I needed.
426
00:27:34,077 --> 00:27:35,162
Thank you.
427
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:37,122
It's not expensive.
428
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:40,643
Next time, I'll get you a designer brand.
429
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,521
The price doesn't matter.
430
00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:44,087
What matters is your heart.
431
00:27:44,547 --> 00:27:45,797
Thank you so much.
432
00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:54,282
Hee-jae got me a wallet for my birthday.
433
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,183
Hi, guys. There you go.
434
00:27:59,186 --> 00:28:00,229
You too, Hee-jae.
435
00:28:02,398 --> 00:28:03,732
Thank you!
436
00:28:04,107 --> 00:28:05,251
This is for you.
437
00:28:05,275 --> 00:28:06,151
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
438
00:28:18,455 --> 00:28:22,167
Back then, I couldn't even imagine
where we'd be in five years.
439
00:28:26,589 --> 00:28:29,192
HUELO A PIES
ESTOY FUERA DEL TRABAJO
440
00:28:29,216 --> 00:28:31,218
�CU�NDO LLEGAR�S?
441
00:28:43,813 --> 00:28:45,982
�SIGUES OCUPADO?
442
00:28:58,995 --> 00:29:00,789
No, no hay ning�n problema conmigo.
443
00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:04,436
T� sacaste el tema,
as� que el problema debes ser t�.
444
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:08,106
Did you even bother to notice the work
I'm putting into our relationship?
445
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:09,274
Enough already!
446
00:29:09,298 --> 00:29:10,382
Not once...
447
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,137
Not once did it feel like
we were a couple in love today.
448
00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:22,811
Stop it.
449
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,230
It's over between us.
450
00:29:26,273 --> 00:29:27,899
Five years of this is enough.
451
00:29:57,053 --> 00:29:59,097
I had to say goodbye to him
452
00:29:59,889 --> 00:30:04,019
and then say goodbye to my old self
who used to be in love with him.
453
00:31:01,452 --> 00:31:03,120
Hey, are you okay?
454
00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:10,210
Me duele.
455
00:31:13,631 --> 00:31:17,884
Estoy con la regla y me duele el est�mago.
456
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:51,794
EP�LOGO
457
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,330
- Entonces...
- Entonces...
458
00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:32,083
T� primero.
459
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:38,883
Lo siento...
460
00:32:42,887 --> 00:32:44,262
por no amarte lo suficiente...
461
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:48,266
hasta el final.
462
00:32:52,479 --> 00:32:53,313
Todav�a...
463
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:57,902
Toda mi veintena...
464
00:33:01,488 --> 00:33:02,823
estuvo dedicada a ti.
465
00:33:05,075 --> 00:33:06,284
Lo sabes, �verdad?
466
00:33:32,686 --> 00:33:35,647
I wanted you to have this.
467
00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:55,584
I'm going to go now.
468
00:34:40,671 --> 00:34:43,049
And just like that,
my relationship of five years
469
00:34:43,716 --> 00:34:44,842
came to an end.
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