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♪
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[knocking]
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Come in.
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Rebecca, this is gonna sound
like a big ask, well, it is.
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But I already asked Charlie,
and he said, "No."
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So, that makes you
my last hope.
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I'll probably say no, too,
but go ahead and ask anyway.
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[audience laughing]
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I need you to go half
with me on this,
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it's a motorized scooter.
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I'm good for the other half,
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but I just need someone else
to fork over the rest.
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Now, before you say no
Okay.
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Man, why you always gotta
step on a brother's dream?
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If you would ask me,
I would've said
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Wait, what you say?
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[audience laughing]
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I said sure.
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Oh, in that case,
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I also need money
to get Kendrick Lamar
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to bless my next track
with his bomb lyrics.
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[audience laughing]
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Don't push your luck.
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[audience laughing]
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Okay, okay,
just the motorized scooter.
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Hold up, you do realize that
the scooter will be mine,
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and you won't get
to use it, right?
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Oh, I'm gonna use it alright.
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I'm gonna use it
to show up Rebecca M.
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DYLAN: Man, are you two
still beefing?
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Yes, and it's heating up.
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She just posted
all these new photos
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with her
and her electric bike
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all over
her PostAGram account.
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She's got tons of new followers.
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Man, y'all really gotta stop
this competition thing.
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It's really
kind of getting petty.
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Yesterday, didn't you play
rock, paper, scissors
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with my dad for an hour
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just to see who got
the last scoop of ice cream?
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[laughing]
Yeah, he was so mad.
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[audience laughing]
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Point taken.
[audience laughing]
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Well, so will Rebecca M. be
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after I beat her
at her own game.
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And posting pictures of me
on that motorized scooter
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will do just that.
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Why do you want it?
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Because, all the rappers
I look up to
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are into skateboarding.
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Tyler the Creator, Lupe Fiasco,
Future.
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But, this is a motorized
scooter, not a skateboard.
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I know that,
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you expect me
to push off the ground,
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and scuff up my fly kicks?
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[audience laughing]
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No?
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Exactly,
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and getting that scooter
will be the coolest thing
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next to the time I met Beyoncé.
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[audience laughing]
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Boy, you never met her.
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Yes, I did,
her name was Beyoncé Jones,
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and she lived
in the apartment above us.
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[audience laughing]
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So, are we doing this or what?
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Sure, I guess I can share
the scooter with you
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since you putting up
most of the money.
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I thought you said
half of the money.
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I said that?
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[audience laughing]
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Fine, we can go half.
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[audience laughing]
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♪ There once was a kid
from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma knew I was important
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me
Imma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
Imma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star ♪
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♪ Came up
from a block in Chitown ♪
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♪ Livin' large ♪
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♪ I'm tryna balance school
and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far
ain't no better feelin' ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay Young Dylan, ay ♪
♪ Young Dylan Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan ♪
♪ Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪
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♪ I tell 'em
you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪♪
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♪
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Pork chops, candied yams,
collard greens,
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and mac 'n cheese, mmm.
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[audience laughing]
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Well, all I know is,
I'm ready to throw down.
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[audience laughing]
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Which is why I'm wearing
my eating pants.
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[audience laughing]
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So am I.
MYLES: Eh, eh!
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So am I.
[laughing]
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Just make sure you leave room
for dessert.
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I made turtle praline cake
with fudge icing.
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ALL: Oh!
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[banging]
Ah!
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No! No, no, no,
no, no, no!
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[audience laughing]
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I don't understand.
[audience laughing]
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I followed the recipe
to a 'T'.
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You sure 'T'
didn't stand for terrible?
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[audience laughing]
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Uh, you know what, baby,
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it it it don't
look that bad.
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You know what, I'm I'm
still gon' have a slice, yeah.
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I'm sure everybody here
is gonna have one, too, right?
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[audience laughing]
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[moaning] Oh my god,
oh my gosh!
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Mom, these pork chops
are delicious.
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VIOLA: [chuckling]
I know, right?
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But, I didn't make 'em,
Charlie did.
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The secret is rosemary butter.
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[audience laughing]
ALL: Mmm!
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[unintelligible yelling]
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Boy, what's wrong with you?
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I've been watching
a lot of "The Angry Chef."
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[audience laughing]
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Oh yeah,
I get it, okay.
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His yelling
may hurt people's feelings,
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but his food heals their souls.
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[audience laughing]
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Mom, Dad, can, uh,
me and Dylan be excused?
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Our new scooter arrived,
and we wanna test it out.
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A scooter?
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I don't know anything
about a scooter.
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Uh, yeah,
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this is the first time
I've heard about a scooter.
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Where'd they get
the money for a scooter?
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How many times are y'all
gon' say the word, "scooter?"
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[audience laughing]
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[bell dinging]
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Oh, it has a motor on it?
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I don't wanna
scuff up my fly kicks,
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why doesn't anyone
understand that?
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[audience laughing]
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MYLES: Mmhm, well,
that thing's going back.
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Yeah.
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But I need it,
so I can outpost Rebecca M.
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[audience laughing]
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And I need it because
because, um, because I just do!
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[audience laughing]
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Okay, neither of you two
can be trusted on that thing.
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Yeah.
What? Why?
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Really,
do I need to say it out loud?
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[audience laughing]
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You're clumsy!
You both are.
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[audience laughing]
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I'm offended,
how could you say that?
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Can someone pass me a roll?
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[audience laughing]
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Man, that was just bad timing.
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[shrieking]
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[audience laughing]
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See!
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And that was also bad timing.
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[audience laughing]
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Mom, Dad, Rebecca M.
has more followers than me,
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do you know what that means?
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That you have
less followers than her?
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[audience laughing]
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Okay, the answer is no,
you can't have your scooter.
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We have to think
about your safety.
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[grunting]
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Ah! Mmmm.
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Well, thank you, Mom,
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you never help us
clean up after dinner.
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I'm not,
I'm packing leftovers,
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Charlie stuck his foot
in this dinner.
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[audience laughing]
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I did, I really did.
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[laughing]
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If you want some,
there's plenty of cake.
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It might not look good,
but I'm sure it tastes fine.
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[laughing]
We both know that's a lie.
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[audience laughing]
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Mom!
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Baby, look,
I bet your cake is delicious.
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Yeah, a lot of foods
that look horrible,
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but still taste good.
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[audience laughing]
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Yeah, like, um,
crawfish, yeah.
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Um, kiwis.
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Ki kiwis, yeah, yeah, um,
the guacamole.
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[audience laughing]
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Why don't you two, uh,
give it a try?
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[audience laughing]
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MYLES: Well, we will.
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Dad, I don't wanna die.
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[audience laughing]
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Just eat it.
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[audience laughing]
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Mm!
Mmm!
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Mmhmm!
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[audience laughing]
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Well?
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Mm!
[audience laughing]
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Mmm!
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[audience laughing]
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I can't, I can't, I can't,
I can't do it, I can't do it!
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Ah!
Ah!
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It's alright, Yasmine,
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you just stepped outside
your lane, is all.
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And, exactly what is my lane?
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Oh, you know, uh,
ordering takeout,
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toast and fried bologna,
you real good at them things.
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Well, I'll have you know,
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I can make far more
complicated things than that.
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Is that so?
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Yes, and to prove it,
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I'm going to make
your favorite dish
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for next week's family dinner:
beef Wellington.
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[laughing]
Little girl, that's a big one.
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[audience laughing]
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You sure you up to it?
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YASMINE:
Oh, I most certainly am.
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Oh, well, in that case,
I will see you next week.
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YASMINE: Mm, well, make sure
you bring your appetite
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because I'm about to
put my entire foot
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and all its appendages
up in that dish.
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I'm talking 'bout toes,
nails, ankles, bones.
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MYLES: Baby?
Muscles, mmhm.
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You should stop talking now.
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Okay.
Mmhmm, yeah!
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♪
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So, you're saying
I can just have the scooter?
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I mean, you can give us
some money if you want.
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No money, we just want her
to have a good home.
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Yeah, a home where
people have money
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to give to people who
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[audience laughing]
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I mean,
I guess a hug will work.
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I'd rather pay.
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[audience laughing]
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REBECCA: No money,
it's a gift.
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So, what's wrong with it?
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DYLAN: There's nothing
wrong with it,
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it's a brandnew, used beauty.
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[audience laughing]
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My mom and dad
won't let us keep it
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because they think
we'll hurt ourselves.
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Because of how clumsy
you both are.
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[audience laughing]
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♪
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[audience laughing]
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More flour!
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[audience laughing]
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We got oh!
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[audience laughing]
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We got enough flour?
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I said more flour.
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Okay.
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[audience laughing]
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What kitchen nightmare
did I walk into?
258
00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:24,191
[audience laughing]
259
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,094
Oh, who am I kidding?
260
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:32,299
Aargh! Viola's right,
toast and bologna is my lane.
261
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,401
[audience laughing]
262
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,671
Just so happens
263
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,308
that beef Wellington
is the Angry Chef's best dish.
264
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,510
I've watched him make it
a hundred times.
265
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,213
Do you think
you can teach me in time?
266
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:52,186
I will gladly
take you under my wing!
267
00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:54,555
But you cannot
question my ways,
268
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,523
you must do exactly as I say.
269
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,325
Also, expect me to yell!
270
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,293
[audience laughing]
271
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:00,961
A lot!
272
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,229
Whatever it takes.
273
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,665
Great, now clean up this mess,
we have work to do!
274
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,733
[unintelligible yelling]
275
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,651
♪
276
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,019
How long has it been
277
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,056
since our precious scooter
was ripped away from our arms?
278
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,157
[audience laughing]
279
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,758
It wasn't ripped away
from our arms,
280
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,960
we gave it away.
281
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,929
[audience laughing]
282
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,331
It's been eight hours.
283
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,432
[audience laughing]
284
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,701
It feels like
a hundred and eight.
285
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:41,902
[audience laughing]
286
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,004
Well, Rebecca M.
has been posting up a storm.
287
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,906
Check this one out.
288
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,274
Whoa!
289
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,077
Is she doing a handstand
on her electric bike?
290
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,280
Yes, yes, she is.
291
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,215
Man, that is sick!
292
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,617
[audience laughing]
293
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,186
Oh, I mean,
I'm not impressed at all.
294
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,487
[audience laughing]
295
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,022
Well, I guess,
I'll just have to accept
296
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,557
that I've lost then,
297
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:06,460
and admit that I'm the
secondbest Rebecca at school.
298
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:12,432
[knocking]
299
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,234
Hope that's not the guy
from HipHop Times
300
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,336
here to interview me
and record me doing tricks
301
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,138
on the scooter.
302
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,240
I thought you said
they hung up on you.
303
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,742
You remember too much.
304
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,843
[audience laughing]
305
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,948
Well, well, well,
306
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,118
looks like someone changed
their mind about that hug.
307
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,419
Ow, ow!
308
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,288
[audience laughing]
309
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:37,124
Hey, Bethany, what's going on?
310
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,725
I can't keep the scooter.
311
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,595
Why, you fall off it
or something [laughing]?
312
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,263
[laughing]
313
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,865
Yes, I did.
314
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,433
[audience laughing]
315
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,601
Oh!
316
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,037
So, my mom said
I had to give it back.
317
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,705
Well, what are
we gonna do now?
318
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,707
We can't keep this thing.
319
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,242
[audience laughing]
320
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,545
Well, technically,
we did what we were told.
321
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,881
We got rid
of the scooter, right?
322
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,115
Yeah.
323
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,251
Well, it's not our fault
it came back.
324
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,853
So, are you saying
we should keep it?
325
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,421
Duh!
326
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,456
So wait, you're going
to hide this scooter
327
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,825
from your entire family for
as long as you both live here?
328
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,928
I think the word
I'm looking for is, duh!
329
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,063
[audience laughing]
330
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,464
Believe me,
331
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,199
it's not one of the worst ideas
he's come up with.
332
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,467
[audience laughing]
333
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,370
So, are you gonna help me
keep this a secret,
334
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,406
or call Rebecca M.
and admit defeat?
335
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,011
I know what
you're trying to do,
336
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,346
and it worked!
337
00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:33,981
[audience laughing]
338
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,148
Let's hide this upstairs.
339
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,218
♪
340
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,953
[camera snapshots]
341
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,154
[audience laughing]
342
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,890
♪
343
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,057
[camera snapshots]
344
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,459
[audience laughing]
345
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,160
[camera snapshots]
346
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,796
They're gonna be like,
"Rebecca M., who?
347
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,964
Electric, what?"
348
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,234
[audience laughing]
349
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,636
We need a wardrobe change,
350
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:59,006
but, first, let me give you
my savage look.
351
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,040
[roaring]
352
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,441
Yes!
353
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:05,712
[audience laughing]
[camera snapshots]
354
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,814
Yes, yes!
355
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,417
[audience laughing]
356
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,587
Yo, what's up?
I said I need the scooter today.
357
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,455
I'm gonna practice
some cool new tricks,
358
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,558
so I can do 'em
in a music video.
359
00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:19,359
But, we're not done
with our photo shoot.
360
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,728
Too bad, so sad,
I'm taking the scooter,
361
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,197
so don't be mad.
362
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,999
No, you're not!
Give me that thing!
363
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:29,436
You're not stronger than me.
Yes, I am!
364
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,871
Don't act like
you're that strong,
365
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,208
I'm taking this,
you been hogging it all day.
366
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,843
[gasping]
367
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,177
[laughing]
368
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:42,249
Okay, you said to run, I ran,
369
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,419
you said to squat, I squatted.
370
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:48,222
You said to do burpees.
371
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,558
[grunting] I burped.
372
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,593
[audience laughing]
373
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:56,230
When can we start cooking?
374
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,131
When I say you're ready.
375
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,266
You're ready!
376
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,335
Perfect!
[audience laughing]
377
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,738
Because, woo, I really need
378
00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,073
Thanks!
379
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:10,210
I really need to master
how to make the beef Wellington.
380
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,879
Oh, you're not ready
for that yet.
381
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:12,913
[audience laughing]
382
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,649
We need to start small.
383
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,453
I want to see you
make scrambled eggs.
384
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,355
I set up your station.
385
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:22,422
Eggs?
386
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:23,423
[audience laughing]
387
00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:25,626
[unintelligible yelling]
388
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:27,628
I mean, yes, Chef,
thank you, Chef.
389
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,863
[audience laughing]
390
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,099
Peace, I'll get the scooter
back to you
391
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,634
in, like, a week or so.
392
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,869
[audience laughing]
393
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,904
Ah!
394
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,773
That's what you get,
395
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,643
I told you we weren't done
with it yet.
396
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:44,878
Ah!
397
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:51,518
[audience laughing]
398
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,087
Maybe Auntie Yas
and Uncle Myles were right
399
00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:56,023
about us being too clumsy.
400
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,091
So, you wanna
get rid of the scooter?
401
00:15:58,192 --> 00:15:59,693
No, we're keeping it,
402
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,729
but this secret thing
is just too much.
403
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:03,964
So, what are you saying?
404
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,399
We're just gonna
have to show them
405
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:06,767
that we aren't clumsy.
406
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,536
Which means,
we gotta work on our balance.
407
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,105
Then, when they see
how good we are,
408
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,474
they'll let us keep the scooter.
409
00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:16,510
Dylan's like two for two
on good ideas.
410
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:17,911
[audience laughing]
411
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,214
Girl, please, I've got tons
of good mind thoughts.
412
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,315
[audience laughing]
413
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,516
Yeah, that's more like it.
414
00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:25,352
[audience laughing]
415
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,988
♪
416
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,122
[audience laughing]
417
00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,158
Are you sure this will help?
418
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,560
I found it on the internet,
it's called a "Tree Pose."
419
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,595
[audience laughing]
420
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,163
Well, that explains this.
421
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,831
Timber!
422
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,834
Times two!
423
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,270
Now can we make
the beef Wellington?
424
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:47,674
You think you're ready to wrap
dough around delicious beef?
425
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,543
No, ma'am.
[audience laughing]
426
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:53,547
We'll start
with these hot dogs.
427
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,516
Pigs in a blanket?
[audience laughing]
428
00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:57,551
[unintelligible yelling]
[audience laughing]
429
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,359
Oh!
430
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,560
[yelling]
431
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,594
[audience laughing]
432
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,263
[shrieking]
433
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,565
♪
434
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,100
[audience laughing]
435
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,701
♪
436
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,136
[audience laughing]
437
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:20,774
♪
438
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,109
Oh!
439
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:27,147
♪
440
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,749
[audience laughing]
441
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:39,960
♪
442
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,200
This, Madame, is delightful!
443
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:49,269
[crying]
444
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,305
That's it, let it all out.
445
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,306
[audience laughing]
446
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,707
[crying]
447
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:57,377
You're ready for the
Angry Chef's beef Wellington.
448
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,745
[crying]
449
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,183
Our tricks
are going to be legendary.
450
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,853
Rebecca M. did a handstand
on her electric bike,
451
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:08,155
well, I'm gonna do
a headstand on this scooter.
452
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,790
MYLES: What's up, guys?
453
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,559
So, I heard you wanted
to show me something?
454
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,128
Why do you guys
still have that stuff on?
455
00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:16,096
[audience laughing]
456
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,398
Check it!
457
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,867
Why is that thing still here?
458
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,502
I thought we told you
to get rid of it.
459
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,370
Yeah, because you said
we were clumsy,
460
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,505
but we've fixed that.
461
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:27,074
Is that right?
462
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,342
It sure is.
463
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,676
[bell dinging]
464
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,545
[audience laughing]
465
00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:33,981
Okay, well,
you know, prove it.
466
00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:36,116
Um, do you want the privilege?
467
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,385
No, how 'bout you
go first, dear cousin.
468
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,686
[audience laughing]
469
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,589
If you insist,
but maybe I'll start small,
470
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,025
so I won't blow
his mind too much.
471
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,227
REBECCA: Maybe like
a bar spin into a tail whip.
472
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,962
[audience laughing]
Yeah, I suppose that would
473
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,497
Okay, will somebody
just show me?
474
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,933
[audience laughing]
475
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:59,473
♪
476
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,375
[yelling]
477
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,111
[grunting] Ah!
478
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,446
♪
479
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:09,950
My studio!
480
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,818
I guess there's no need
to punish me anymore
481
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:14,454
than I already have.
482
00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:16,023
Guess again.
483
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:21,828
♪
484
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:25,199
Well, certainly smells
like food in here.
485
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:26,500
Thank you.
486
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,571
Charlie tells me that he
taught you a thing or two.
487
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:34,274
She's my best student,
also my only student.
488
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,009
[audience laughing]
489
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,145
Well, I just hope
you all enjoy
490
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,648
this perfectly cooked
beef Wellington.
491
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,883
Wow!
492
00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:44,751
[audience laughing]
493
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,653
Would you do the honors?
494
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,055
Absolutely.
495
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:56,296
It's flaky on the outside,
and moist inside,
496
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,765
brava, Mother, brava!
497
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:02,169
Yes,
but, does it have any flavor?
498
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,039
You tell me.
499
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:14,448
Yasmine, I think
I owe you an apology.
500
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,885
I take back all the things
I said about your cooking.
501
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:21,321
And all the things I told my
church group about your cooking.
502
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,856
[audience laughing]
503
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,292
I accept your apology.
504
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,994
Can you let everyone know
505
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:29,229
that dinner is ready
to be served?
506
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,765
It's the least I can do.
507
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,435
[audience laughing]
508
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:36,737
Time to eat!
509
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:39,806
[audience laughing]
510
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,375
I know I was hard
on you, Mom,
511
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:44,778
but you handled it,
and you made me proud today.
512
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:48,048
I don't think I can make
a beef Wellington this perfect.
513
00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:51,318
Thank you, Charlie,
thank you.
514
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:56,223
What is this?
What is what?
515
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,694
This is takeout
from Jack's Bistro.
516
00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,062
[audience laughing]
517
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:03,931
You didn't cook anything.
518
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,333
I tried, I really did,
519
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,002
but somehow, the one I made
was cold on the outside,
520
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,371
and, like,
crazy hot on the inside.
521
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,040
That's alarming.
522
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,942
I know.
523
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,245
But I couldn't have Viola
talking about me.
524
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,683
Sadly to say, I cheated.
525
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,651
But, it's not your fault.
526
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,387
Oh, I know,
I'm a great chef.
527
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,656
[audience laughing]
528
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,327
So, I guess
I should tell Viola the truth.
529
00:21:33,427 --> 00:21:34,661
Or not.
530
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,930
[audience laughing]
531
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:40,000
Today was the first time
I ever heard her apologizing;
532
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,904
you could use the win.
So, your secret is safe with me.
533
00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:44,938
♪
534
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,406
Thanks, Chef [giggling].
535
00:22:03,924 --> 00:22:05,325
♪
536
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,294
Mom, that food was so good.
537
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,263
Thank you.
538
00:22:09,363 --> 00:22:10,664
Yeah, Auntie Yas,
539
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,667
I'm gonna use Beef Wellington
as my new battle rap name.
540
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,135
[audience laughing]
541
00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:17,938
[chuckling] Yep, baby,
542
00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:19,773
you can give Jack's Bistro
a run for their money
543
00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:21,241
with your beef Wellington.
544
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,709
[chuckling]
545
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:26,280
Well, I think Yasmine should
make family dinner all the time.
546
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:30,250
[unintelligible yelling]
547
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,117
[Nickelodeon theme]
548
00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:08,717
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