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[MUSIC]

>> YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WE ALL

GET WHEN WWE IS TOTALLY AWESOME?

>> OH, YEAH.

[MUSIC]

>> THAT FEELING OF FUN,

NOSTALGIA, THE ICONIC MOMENTS

THAT MADE YOU A LIFELONG FAN

LIKE THE MOST AWESOME WWE

WEDDINGS.

>> SOMEBODY STOP THE PAIN.

>> FROM THE SHOCKING-

>> OH, NO,

IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF.

>> -TO THE SCANDALOUS-

>> I HATE YOU.

>> -UNHOLY-

>> DEARLY AND BELOVED.

>> NO.

>> -TO HOLY --

- >> KANE HAS TOMBSTONED THE

PRIEST.

>> -THE MOST TOTAL TRAINWRECKS

TO, "DEATH DO US PART."

>> [SCREAMS]

>> THESE ARE THE WWE WEDDINGS

THAT MADE US LAUGH, CRY, AND

BRING US TO OUR FEET.

TO CHANT IN UNISON,

"THIS IS AWESOME."

[CROWD CHANTS, "THIS IS

AWESOME."]

>> DEARLY BELOVED, WELCOME TO

THIS IS AWESOME, THE ONLY SHOW

THAT DIVES INTO THE MOST AWESOME

EVERYTHING.

THEN, NOW, AND FOREVER.

I'M YOUR HOST GREG MILLER,

@GAMEOVERGREGGY ON TWITTER AND

INSTAGRAM, AND, AS WITH MOST HIT

SHOWS, IT IS TIME FOR OUR

OBLIGATORY WEDDING EPISODE.

ONLY IN THIS EDITION OF THIS IS

AWESOME, WE LOOK AT THE ENTIRE

GAMUT OF WEDDINGS.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY, AND

LET'S BE HONEST, THEY'RE PRETTY

MUCH ALL BAD AND UGLY.

WEDDINGS WITHIN THE WWE ARE AS

ABSURD AS IT SOUNDS.

YOU KNOW I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF

IT.

PUT ON YOUR BEST TUX OR DRESS

AND TO THE CHAPEL WE GO.

>> HOLD ON A SEC.

OKAY.

YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

[MUSIC]

>> THEY SAY THAT YOUR WEDDING

DAY IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR

LIFE.

>> BILLY, YOU'VE CAPTURED MY

HEART.

>> THERE'S THE BLUSHING BRIDE.

>> JR, LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL

THING.

>> OOH, WEDDINGS, WEDDINGS,

WEDDINGS.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> YEE-HA.

>> YES, [CLAPS]

I LOVE WWE WEDDINGS.

>> THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

>> WWE WEDDINGS ARE SOME OF THE

MOST ENTERTAINING WEDDINGS OF

ALL TIME.

[LAUGHS]

>> WWE WEDDINGS.

LORD--

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> EVERYBODY LOVES A GOOD LOVE

STORY, RIGHT?

THEN YOU PUT IN ACTION AND SOME

SURPRISES.

>> YOU CAN'T DO THIS AT A

WEDDING.

>> OH, NO, SHE'S PREGNANT.

>> EVERYBODY IS JUST INTRIGUED.

>> LOVE IS GRAND, BUT DIVORCE IS

100 GRAND, SO STAY MARRIED.

>> HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE A WWE

WEDDING?

YOU JUST KNOW THAT EVERYTHING'S

GOING TO PERFECTLY.

NOTHING'S GOING TO GO WRONG.

>> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED

TODAY.

>> OH NO.

>> THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY.

>> BOY, WAS IT A BIG SURPRISE.

HERE COMES PIPER OUT IN ALL OF

HIS GLORY.

>> YOU STINK, YOU STINK, AND THE

WHOLE DAMN WEDDING STINKS.

>> GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

>> A WWE RING IS A HORRENDOUS

WEDDING VENUE.

IT'S A PLACE WHERE SUPERSTARS GO

TO COMPETE IN FISTICUFFS.

WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT THAT

WOULD BE A GOOD WEDDING VENUE?

>> SHE'S GORGEOUS.

A LITTLE CLUMSY, BUT GORGEOUS.

>> OH MAN.

>> MIZ AND MARYSE DRENCHED.

>> IT'S JUST A MESS.

YOU CAN'T SAY, "OR FOREVER HOLD

YOUR PEACE," IN FRONT OF A ROOM

OF WRESTLERS.

IT'S NOT GOING TO END WELL FOR

SOMEONE.

>> JESUS CHRIST.

>> IT'S TOO MUCH COMPETITION IN

WWE.

>> GET THE SMOOCH ON, BRO.

>> THEY ARE MESSING EVERYTHING

UP.

>> IT'S LIKE SOAP OPERAS.

IT'S GOING TO END UP ALWAYS

BEING A THROW DOWN.

>> SHE WINS BACK THE 24/7 TITLE.

[BELL RINGS]

>> A LOT OF TIMES, A TITLE IS

MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOVE, I

GUESS, IN WWE.

>> YOU DISGUST ME.

>> THAT IS WHAT IS AMAZING ABOUT

WWE.

YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT TO

EXPECT.

>> MR. AND MRS. HUNTER HEARST

HELMSLEY.

>> A WWE WEDDING MAY NOT ALWAYS

END IN A FAIRY TALE, BUT IT WILL

ALWAYS BE ENTERTAINING.

>> THAT WAS LOVELY.

>> THERE IS AN OLD SAYING, WHICH

I THINK IS APPROPRIATE HERE,

"LOVE HURTS."

>> I LOVE WEDDINGS.

>> ME TOO, LACEY.

WOULDN'T MODEL MY OWN AFTER ANY

OF THOSE, BUT IN TRUE WWE

FASHION, THEY ARE INCREDIBLY

ENTERTAINING IN A "CAN'T STOP

WATCHING THIS TRAIN WRECK" KIND

OF WAY, SO LET'S GET TO IT.

YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY, "WHAT

HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN

VEGAS," EVEN IF YOU DON'T

REMEMBER.

WELL, THE KING OF WWE WEDDING

CRASHERS MADE SURE THAT WAS NOT

THE CASE IN TRULY

UNFORGETTABLE/FORGETTABLE

FASHION.

>> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT

TO CELEBRATE ONE OF LIFE'S

GREATEST MOMENTS.

>> THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE AMAZING

MOMENTS JUST LIKE SEEING ALL OF

THE MCMAHONS OUT THERE.

>> I WAS THERE AS A CHILD IN THE

CROWD.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WOULD

BECOME SUCH A THING IN HISTORY.

>> TONIGHT, OUR HEARTS ARE

FILLED WITH GREAT HAPPINESS ON

ANDREW AND STEPHANIE'S WEDDING

NIGHT.

>> MY DAD SITTING DOWN WITH ME

ONE MONDAY NIGHT TO SEE WHAT I

WAS WATCHING AND IT WAS A

WEDDING.

"WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A

WEDDING?"

I SAID, "DAD, SHH-SHH-SHH,

STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND TEST WERE

GETTING MARRIED."

TRIPLE H COMES OUT AND

INTERRUPTS HIM AND WE GO, "WHAT

HAPPENED HERE?"

>> YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT

THIS.

>> I REMEMBER TRIPLE H PULLING

THAT CAR UP TO THAT DRIVE-THRU

CHAPEL, WHICH, BY THE WAY, VERY

ON-BRAND FOR WWE TO HAVE

SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND OUTSIDE

THE BOX TO SAY THE LEAST.

>> THE TUNNEL OF LOVE.

THIS IS EXACTLY THE WAY I

ENVISIONED IT MY WHOLE LIFE.

I'M A MAN, A ROMANTIC.

>> I JUST CAN REMEMBER LIKE IT

WAS YESTERDAY, TRIPLE H LOOKING

UP THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW IN LAS

VEGAS.

>> HEY, YOU'RE TRIPLE H.

>> DAMN STRAIGHT, I AM.

>> ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?

>> THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.

>> WHO ARE YOU MARRYING?

>> THE VIRTUOUS STEPHANIE

MCMAHON.

>> OH, WOW.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

IS IT EVEN LEGAL?

[CHUCKLES]

STEPHANIE WAS PASSED OUT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE COULD

TALK ABOUT THAT.

[CHUCKLES]

>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

OKAY.

>> I NEEDED TO SPEED THIS UP.

GET RIGHT TO THE I DO'S.

THE RING'S ON.

LET GET OUT OF HERE.

COME ON.

WE'RE IN LOVE AND DUH-DUH-DUH

AND YOU GET IT.

>> STEPHANIE'S BACHELORETTE

PARTY WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE

WEDDING AND MAYBE SHE GOT A

LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN.

>> THEY DO A DRIVE-THRU WEDDING

WHERE SHE DOESN'T REALLY GIVE

CONSENT TO THE MARRIAGE.

>> STEPHANIE, WILL YOU TAKE

HUNTER FOR YOUR HUSBAND?

>> OH, YES, I DO.

>> STEPHANIE'S OVER HERE

UNCONSCIOUS AND LIKE HE'S GOT A

PUPPET AND MOUTHING, "OH, YES, I

DO."

IT WAS JUST A CLASSIC PIECE OF

ENTERTAINMENT.

>> I PROMISE TO LOVE, HONOR, AND

DEFINITELY OBEY EVERYTHING YOU

SAID.

>> TRIPLE H WAS USING HIS BEST

IMPRESSION OF A WOMAN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW HE ALLOWED IT.

THAT MINISTER SHOULD BE FIRED.

I'M ORDAINED.

I WOULDN'T HAVE ALLOWED IT.

>> HEY, GET A NICE SHOT OF THE

BRAND NEW MR. AND MRS. HUNTER

HEARST HELMSLEY.

>> STEPHANIE CAN'T MARRY TEST

BECAUSE SHE'S ACCIDENTALLY

MARRIED TO TRIPLE H?

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

STEPHANIE AND TRIPLE H ARE

MARRIED?

>> STEPHANIE WITH THE TEARS.

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> I HATE YOU.

>> "I HATE YOU."

IT JUST LIKE TO HAVE YOUR MOMENT

CRASHED LIKE THAT.

>> SHE WAS THE BRIDE THAT WAS

LIKE LEFT SCREAMING AT THE ALTAR

AND TEARS.

THAT ENCAPSULATES WHAT WWE

WEDDINGS ARE ALL ABOUT.

THERE'S GOING TO BE TEARS.

THERE'S GOING TO BE CHAOS.

>> WHETHER IT MIGHT NOT

NECESSARILY FLY IN TODAY'S

STANDARDS, THIS WAS A MOMENT

THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN BY

WRESTLING FANS.

>> THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST

BETWEEN THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS.

"ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,"

AND THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST

HIMSELF CERTAINLY LIVE BY THAT

SAYING, MAYBE NONE MORE SO THAN

OUR NEXT WEDDING, BUT YOU KNOW

WHAT ELSE THEY SAY?

KARMA IS A WWE

>> I GIVE TO YOU, THE GENERAL

MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN AND MY SOUL

MATE, VICKIE GUERRERO.

>> EDGE, BEING THE ULTIMATE

OPPORTUNIST, NEVER TURNED DOWN

AN OPPORTUNITY TO TURN

EVERYTHING INTO HIS FAVOR.

>> VICKIE GUERRERO JUST TOOK THE

BULLET FOR HER LOVER, EDGE.

>> NO, YOU STOP.

STOP THE MATCH.

>> SHE IS THE GM.

SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.

>> WE WILL CROWN A NEW WORLD

CHAMPION, ME.

>> AT THE TIME, EDGE WOULD DO

ANYTHING TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP,

AND THAT INCLUDED USING VICKIE

AND HER GM STATUS.

>> VICKIE, WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?

>> YES, I WILL.

>> THE NASTIEST, MOST

UNPLEASANT, SPITTY KISS I'VE

EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

>> MY GOD.

>> WEDDING GOES OFF WITHOUT

HITCH.

>> I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND

WIFE.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

[APPLAUSE]

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> TODAY IS THE DAY TO MAKE THE

LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY BRIDE, MY

WIFE, VICKIE GUERRERO, THE

HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY

HEART.

>> THIS WOULDN'T BE A WWE

WEDDING WITHOUT AN UNEXPECTED

DROP-IN FROM A NOTORIOUS WWE

WEDDING CRASHER.

[TRIPLE'S H MUSIC PLAYS]

>> THE INSTIGATOR, HHH, COMING

OUT AND RUINING THE DREAM

WEDDING OF VICKIE GUERRERO AND

EDGE.

>> I'VE BROUGHT SOME GIFTS HERE

TONIGHT.

I DO FEEL THAT IT TRULY

EXPRESSES THE LOVE, EDGE, THAT

YOU FEEL FOR VICKIE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT TRUE LOVE.

>> BECAUSE, OF COURSE, HE IS THE

GUY, JUST COMES WALKING OUT,

"HEY, COOL WEDDING AND

EVERYTHING, BUT DID YOU GUYS

CHECK OUT THIS?"

>> THOSE FLOWERS FOR ME?

>> THEY'RE FOR VICKIE.

WHERE IS VICKIE?

>> SHE'S RUNNING AROUND ERRANDS.

SHE'S OFF DOING ERRANDS.

>> THIS BEGINNING PART IS A BIT

BORING, SO LET'S GET TO THE GOOD

STUFF.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ONCE

AGAIN, TRUE LOVE.

[CROWD CHEERS]

>> EDGE CHEATING ON VICKIE WITH

THE WEDDING COORDINATOR, ALSO

KNOWN AS ALICIA FOX.

>> SCANDALOUS.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TRUE

LOVE.

>> DAMN.

IT WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF JERRY

SPRINGER.

GIVE ME THE POPCORN.

>> YOU CHEATED.

>> NOBODY DOES A MELTDOWN BETTER

THAN VICKIE GUERRERO.

>> NO, NO.

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

>> VICKY, COME ON.

I LOVE YOU, BABE, BUT YOU HAD TO

KNOW THAT EDGE WAS USING YOU.

HE'S THE ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST.

HE'S NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL.

>> SHE DESERVES BETTER THAN

THAT, EDGE.

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.

>> MY WEDDING.

HOW DARE YOU.

NO.

>> THE BACKSTREET BOYS ONCE

SAID, QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY

HEART.

WELL, WHEN YOU'RE IN THE GAME

YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU

WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE THAT DAMN

GOOD, BUT ALAS, WHAT'S A WWE

WEDDING WITHOUT A BIG SWERVE?

THE SURPRISES ARE WHAT KEEP US

COMING BACK FOR MORE.

HEARTBREAK BE DAMNED.

WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEXT

TORRID AND TUMULTUOUS LOVE

AFFAIR.

THE NUPTIALS OF DANIEL BRYAN AND

AJ LEE.

YES, YES, YES.

>> THIS IS TRUE LOVE, THAT'S

WHAT THIS IS?

>> YES.

YES.

YES.

>> WE HAVE AJ LEE, WE HAVE

DANIEL BRYAN.

AT THAT TIME PROBABLY THE TWO

HOTTEST STARS IN WRESTLING.

>> LOOK AT ALL THE YESES IN THE

WWE UNIVERSE HERE.

>> HOWEVER, CRACKS IN THEIR

RELATIONSHIP WOULD BEGIN TO SHOW

IN WRESTLEMANIA.

>> A GOOD LUCK KISS.

OH MAN, A BROGUE KICK BY

SHEAMUS.

A HOOK IN THE LEG.

HE DID IT.

[BELL RINGS]

>> OH, MY GOD, SHEAMUS IS THE

WORLD CHAMPION.

>> YOU'D SEEN DANIEL CRY, AND

TREAT AJ SO POORLY.

>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

>> HE WAS KIND OF BEING MEAN.

HE WAS BEING KIND OF AN A-HOLE.

>> YOUR DRESS JUST LOOKS SO MUCH

BETTER ON A MANNEQUIN.

>> WAS SHE BEING GASLIT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I WASN'T IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

>> DANIEL BRYAN IS A GREAT

LOVER.

>> YES.

>> AS THEY SAY, LOVE IS BLIND.

AJ STOOD BY DANIEL'S SIDE.

>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> YES.

>> IT CAME TO AHEAD ON EPISODE

1000 OF MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

THE DOCTOR OF STYLE SLICK ADDED

THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FLAVOR.

>> LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE

ROAD.

DO YOU, AJ--

>> YES, YES, YES.

>> BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY

THE STATE OF--

>> WAIT.

I WASN'T SAYING YES TO DANIEL.

I WAS SAYING YES TO SOMEONE

ELSE.

>> WHAT?

>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S

GOING ON NOW.

>> IT'S A BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE

NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF MONDAY

NIGHT RAW, AJ.

>> WHAT A --

MOVE.

>> WELL, UNFORTUNATELY BRYAN GOT

CAUGHT IN THOSE CROSSHAIRS OF A

WOMAN DECIDING BETWEEN THE LOVE

OF HER LIFE, OR THE CAREER THAT

SHE'S BEEN BUSTING HER ASS FOR,

AND SHE TOOK THE GOOD BUSINESS

PROPOSAL.

>> THAT WAS SOME GOOD STUFF.

>> BRYAN TOOK THE NEWS VERY

MATURELY.

>> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED

TODAY.

>> SHE BECAME GENERAL MANAGER

AND DANIEL BRYAN WAS LEFT CRYING

AT THE ALTER, WHICH I LOVE FOR

HER, AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM.

>> MANTRUM, AN OVER-THE-TOP

CHILDISH OUTBURST BY A GROWN MAN

FROM FRUSTRATION BY, AND/OR TO

DIVERT ATTENTION AWAY FROM A

SITUATION HE CREATED.

TEXT BOOK YOUNG DANIEL.

NOW, LET'S PIVOT TO THE INDEX

AND THE DEFINITION OF THE STRONG

AND SILENT TYPE.

>> THE MOMENT IS FINALLY HERE.

THE WEDDING OF INDEX.

>> SO YOU GOT INDI HARTWELL,

DEXTER LUMIS, OUR MODERN DAY

WEDDING HAPPENED DOWN AT NXT.

WHAT A GORGEOUS OCCASION.

JUST A BEAUTIFUL THING.

>> IT ALL STARTED WITH ME BEING

KIDNAPPED BY DEXTER LUMIS.

INDI HARTWELL HAD A THING FOR MY

KIDNAPPER.

I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.

>> HERE WE HAVE THE STRONG

SILENT PARADOX ENIGMA THAT IS

DEXTER LUMIS.

THEN YOU HAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL, IF

EVER SO SLIGHTLY, LOUD MOUTH

AUSTRALIAN, INDI.

>> DEXTER LUMIS AND INDI

HARTWELL DIDN'T HAVE THE MOST

TRADITIONAL WEDDING.

>> YOU SURE?

YOU FINE?

>> SORRY, SORRY.

>> JUST DOUBLE CHECKING.

>> WHICH ONE OF YOUR GENTLEMEN

HAVE THE RING?

>> THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE I

ASKED AUSTIN IF HE HAD HTE RING,

HE REPLIED-- >> WE'RE IN A RING,

SILLY.

>> AUSTIN, FOR SOME REASON, GAVE

THE RINGS TO IKEMEN JIRO.

HE STOOD UP, HE OPENED HIS

JACKET AND HE HAD THE RINGS.

>> WHEN EVERYONE RAISED THEIR

HANDS TO SPEAK OR FOREVER HOLD

THEIR PEACE, AND DEXTER LUMIS

OPENED HIS JACKET WAS LIKE,

"SPEAK IF YOU WANT TO."

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> DEXTER GAYLORD LUMIS, YOU'RE

MISUNDERSTOOD BY SO MANY PEOPLE.

WHEN THEY CALL YOU A FREAK, I

SAY, "DAMN RIGHT HE'S A FREAK."

[CHEERS]

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> DEXTER, NOW FOR YOUR VOWS.

>> SOMETHING ABOUT DEXTER LUMIS

AND INIDI HARTWELL THAT, YES, IT

ATTRACTS THE BIZARRE.

>> ACTUALLY, YOUR BEAUTIFUL

BRIDE-TO-BE JUST POURED HER

HEART OUT TO YOU AND YOU DON'T

HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY AT ALL?

ANOTHER SMALL HICCUP OUTSIDE THE

RINGS WAS DEXTER CHOKED OUT THE

OFFICIAL.

[MUSIC]

>> DON'T DO IT.

OH NO.

[CHEERS]

OH NO.

OH NO.

>> I WAS AFRAID SOMETHING LIKE

THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

>> DON'T DO IT.

STOP.

>> LUCKILY FOR ALL OF US, BETH

PHOENIX HAPPENED TO GET ORDAINED

ONLINE A FEW DAYS PRIOR.

>> HI.

[CHEERS]

>> INDI HARTWELL, DO YOU TAKE

DEXTER TO BE YOUR WEDDED

HUSBAND?

>> I DO.

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS]

>> DO YOU, DEXTER LOOMIS?

YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'LL TAKE IT AS

A YES.

[MUSIC]

>> WHEN DEXTER LEANED INTO THE

MICROPHONE, EVERYONE GOT QUIET.

>> I [GASPS]

>> THE INDEX WEDDING WAS THE

FIRST TIME WE EVER HEARD DEXTER

LOOMIS SPEAK.

>> YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A GOOD

LOVE STORY AND GOOD CHARACTERS

AND THAT THE FANS AND

EVERYBODY'S REALLY INTO IT WHEN

YOU'RE JUST LIKE LITERALLY

HANGING ON EVERY WORD.

>> DO.

[SCREAMS]

>> THE WHOLE CROWD WENT CRAZY

BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD HIM

TALK.

[MUSIC]

TO HEAR HIM SAY HIS FIRST

WORDS, I DID, OH, THAT IS JUST

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT.

[MUSIC]

YOU ALWAYS THINK, "OH, HOW IS

THIS GOING TO WORK?"

BUT THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING

ABOUT ODD COUPLES, THEIR

DIFFERENCES ARE WHAT MAKE THEM

WORK.

[MUSIC]

>> FINALLY, A RARE WWE WEDDING

WITH A FAIRYTALE ENDING NOW WAS

UNTIL WWE'S RESONANT ABDUCTION

SPECIALIST SENT INDI HARTWELL A

CRYPTICALLY SWEET NOTE IN A WAY

ONLY DEXTER LOOMIS COULD.

MOVING ALONG, FROM CREEP FACTOR

TO LEGIT FEAR FACTOR, THE

EVILEST MOST DISTURBING WEDDING

HONORS GO TO THE DARK WEDDING.

THINK OF IT AS THE GAME OF

THRONE'S RED WEDDING OF WWE.

A MOST UNHOLY OF MATRIMONIES.

[MUSIC]

>> UNDERTAKER AND STEPHANIE

GETTING MARRIED WAS ALSO HIGHLY

INTERESTING.

[MUSIC]

>> THE UNDERTAKER AND MR.

MCMAHON WERE IN A HEATED

ROBBERY.

>> MCMAHON, THE WORLD WRESTLING

-- WILL BE MINE.

>> WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET UNDER

VINCE MCMAHON'S SKIN THAN TO

START STALKING HIS DAUGHTER

STEPHANIE?

>> I KNOW WHAT TIME SHE'S

EXPECTING HOME, VINCE, AND I

WILL BE HERE TO GREET HER.

[MUSIC]

>> YOU STAY AWAY FROM

STEPHANIE, YOU EVIL BASTARD.

>> WE HAVE BIG MOMENTS LIKE

UNDERTAKER SETTING STEPHANIE'S

BEAR ON FIRE.

>> THE UNDERTAKER HAS GOT THE

OWNER OF THIS COMPANY TO HIS

KNEES.

>> UNDERTAKER ABDUCTED SWEET,

INNOCENT STEPHANIE MCMAHON.

>> WHERE TO, STEPHANIE?

>> [SCREAMS]

>> SHE WAS ACTUALLY HELD

CAPTIVE.

AND WAS MADE TO BE THE UNHOLY

BRIDE OF THE UNDERTAKER.

>> DEARLY AND BELOVED.

>> ONE THING THAT I DID LIKE

ABOUT IT IS UNDERTAKER OBVIOUSLY

HE'S GOING TO BRING HIS OWN SWAG

TO THE DAY.

HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT BABY

GIRL GET UP ON MY UNDERTAKER

SIGN I WANT TO LEVITATE YOU

DURING THIS PROCESS."

>> CREEPY, IT'S KIND OF SCARY

LIKE SCENES FROM A HORROR MOVIE.

>> WILL YOU, STEPHANIE MARIE

MCMAHON, TAKE THE LORD OF

DARKNESS AS YOUR MASTER AND YOUR

SPOUSE?

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> WHO HAS THE COURAGE TO COME

OUT HERE AND STOP THIS?

>> THE GOOD PART ABOUT WWE

WEDDINGS IS YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S

COMING.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT.

>> I PRONOUNCE YOU AS THE UNHOLY

UNION OF DARKNESS.

YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR BRIDE.

[STONE COLD'S MUSIC PLAYS]

>> THEN STONE COLD, STEVE

AUSTIN COMES IN AND SAVES THE

DAY, THANKFULLY.

>> THEY DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE

LOVE OF VINCE MCMAHON.

THEY JUST DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS

RIGHT.

>>THE STONE COLD, STEVE AUSTIN

VERSUS VINCE MCMAHON, ONE OF THE

MOST LEGENDARY FEUDS OF WWE, SO

THE FACT THAT STONE COLD, STEVE

AUSTIN CAME IN AND SAVED VINCE

MCMAHON'S DAUGHTER, STEPHANIE,

THIS IS A SOAP OPERA WEDDING.

>> I REMEMBER STEVE BREAKING UP

THE WEDDING.

THEN THAT STUPID UNDERTAKER

SYMBOL THEY HAD HE STARTED

SURFING ON THERE WHILE DRINKING

BEER.

WHICH IS PRETTY AMAZING.

ANYTIME THERE'S A WEDDING

THOUGH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN FOR

SOMETHING PRETTY ENTERTAINING.

>> YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, KF.

YOU GOT TO LOVE THE TEXAS

RATTLESNAKE COMING TO THE RESCUE

THE BILLION-DOLLAR PRINCESS

SURF'S UP BIG KAHUNA.

LIKE BATMAN FOREVER.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

UNPREDICTABLE AND WWE WEDDINGS

GO HAND IN HAND.

IN 2002 THE WORLD WOULD WITNESS

ONE OF THE MOST WILD WEDDINGS IN

SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY.

>> THE WEDDING THAT STANDS OUT

TO ME THE MOST HAS TO DO WITH

TWO OF MY FAVORITE IN-RING

COMPETITORS.

BILLY AND CHUCK LET'S GO.

>> YOU LOOK SO GOOD TO ME.

>> YOU WERE WONDERING, WHAT IS

THEIR RELATIONSHIP?

WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?

>> HI, JESS.

>> HI, JESS.

>> WHY?

WE'RE JUST STRETCHING.

>> MINE SAYS "CHUCK."

>> HEY, LET'S WEAR THEM OUT TO

THE RING.

>> I LOVE BILLY AND CHUCK.

THEY WERE SO CUTE AND

PROGRESSIVE.

>> BILLY, I WANT YOU TO BE MY

PARTNER FOR LIFE.

>> YES.

>> YES, HE SAID YES.

HE SAID YES.

>> THIS IS ALL ANYONE IS TALKING

ABOUT.

MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.

>> IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A

MARRIED-- >> THE BILLY AND CHUCK

WEDDING WAS A NATIONAL NEWS

STORY.

RIGHT BEFORE THEIR WEDDING,

LITERALLY, BILLY AND CHUCK WENT

ON THE TODAY SHOW TO ANNOUNCE IT

WAS HAPPENING AND EVERYTHING.

>> CHUCK, GOOD MORNING.

CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THANKS.

>> IT WAS A LOT OF DISCUSSION

ABOUT GAY RIGHTS, AND PEOPLE

SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT, AND

SHOULD BE OUT THERE IN THE

PUBLIC.

IT SHOULD BECOME A PART OF

MAINSTREAM AMERICA.

>> THE ENTIRE WEDDING WAS

PLANNED BY BILLY AND CHUCK'S

STYLIST, RICO.

>> WHO ORDERED THESES?

THESE ARE PANSIES.

I ORDERED TULIPS.

>> HE MADE SURE THAT SMACKDOWN

GENERAL MANAGER STEPHANIE

MCMAHON WAS ON HAND TO WITNESS

THE ENTIRE CEREMONY.

>> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT

TO WITNESS A CLASH OF

COMMITMENT.

>> OF COURSE, LIKE EVERY WWE

WEDDING, EVERYTHING WENT

ACCORDING TO PLAN.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

THIS WAS ALL JUST SUPPOSED TO BE

A PUBLICITY STUNT.

HEY, WE'RE NOT GAY.

WE GOT NOTHING AGAINST GAY

PEOPLE.

>> THEY JUST DID IT FOR THE

PUBLICITY, AND THEY TOOK WHAT I

THOUGHT WAS PURE LOVE AND THEY

SMASHED IT, WHICH IS ACTUALLY

PROBABLY WHY I DON'T THINK I'LL

EVER GET MARRIED.

>> ALL OF THIS PAGEANTRY, ALL

THE PUBLICITY, ALL THE ATTENTION

WAS MY IDEA, AND YOU TWO GUYS

ARE SCREWING THIS UP.

>> RICO PUT THE WHOLE THING

TOGETHER, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO

MAKE A PUBLICITY STUNT OUT OF

BILLY AND CHUCK TO GET THEM MORE

NOTORIETY, MORE OPPORTUNITIES,

MORE EVERYTHING.

>> THAT GUY RIGHT THERE AIN'T

PRONOUNCING US NOTHING.

>> THEN THE MINISTER TRIES TO

RESTORE ORDER, HOPEFULLY TO TRY

TO CLEAR SOME THINGS UP.

>> THE BOND THAT CHUCK AND BILLY

HAVE IS SACRED.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT WAS 50

YEARS OR THREE MINUTES.

>> IT WAS SO GOOD.

SO GOOD.

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

DID I JUST HEAR MYSELF SAY THREE

MINUTES?

>> EVEN WHEN HE SAID THE LINE,

"WAIT, DID I HEAR MYSELF SAY

THREE MINUTES?"

YOU STILL DIDN'T KNOW.

REALLY, YOU WERE LIKE, "WAIT A

MINUTE."

THEN THE AUDIENCE WERE PLAYING

CATCH UP.

>> THE MINISTER OF THE WEDDING

STARTED RIPPING HIS FACE OFF,

AND IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF?

>> OH MY GOD.

>> I'M SO GLAD WE DIDN'T HAVE

TWITTER THEN BECAUSE I LOST MY

MIND.

I THINK I CRAPPED MYSELF.

JUST LOSING IT.

>> "WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY."

I GOT TO BE THE MINISTER, MAN.

I WENT BACK AND WATCHED THAT

WEDDING AGAIN BECAUSE I WANTED

TO SEE, "OKAY, WHAT POINT COULD

I TELL IS THIS ERIC BISCHOFF?"

HE NEVER TIPPED HIS HAT.

>> WHOEVER THAT MAKEUP ARTIST

WAS, PHENOMENAL.

HOPEFULLY, HE'S WORKING IN

HOLLYWOOD NOW.

>> JAMAL AND ROSEY CAME OUT AS

3-MINUTE WARNING.

THAT WAS ERIC BISCHOFF'S CALLING

CARD.

THEY CAME OUT AND DISMANTLED

BILLY AND CHUCK'S WEDDING.

>> IT WAS JUST TO PROVE THAT ONE

BRAND COULD INVADE THE OTHER

INSIDE WWE.

>> RAW HAS INVADED SMACKDOWN.

>> NO.

>> IT WAS SO PERFECTLY EXECUTED.

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT I THOUGHT

WAS JUST SO GOOD.

>> STEPHANIE'S REACTION DURING

ERIC BISCHOFF'S LEGENDARY REVEAL

WAS PRICELESS.

ENCAPSULATING WHAT ALL OF US

FELT IN THAT MOMENT.

NOW, PRICELESS IS ALSO THE

PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE THE

PURE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE OFFERED

BY A LOVE STRUCK COUPLE OF KIDS,

DAWN MARIE AND AL WILSON, AKA,

TORRIE WILSON'S FATHER.

>> OH BROTHER.

>> I MEAN.

>> WHO WOULD'VE WANT TO SEE THIS

TYPE OF WEDDING IN REAL LIFE?

>> IT'S LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> DAWN MARIE AND TORRIE WILSON,

THEY HAD BEEN FIGHTING AND

FEUDING FOR QUITE A WHILE.

>> WHOA, DON'T HIT ME.

>> TORRIE WILSON'S DAD, AL

WILSON SHOWS UP AND DAWN MARIE

TAKES NOTICE.

>> THANK YOU, MR. WILSON.

>> CALL ME AL.

>> THANK YOU, AL.

>> THEN DAWN MARIE FALLS IN LOVE

WITH AL, WHO'S A GOOD LOOKING

MAN, BUT IN HIS 70S.

>> POOR TORRIE WILSON.

THIS IS A DAUGHTER'S TRUEST

NIGHTMARE.

>> AL WILSON AND DAWN MARIE WERE

FLIRTING A LOT.

BEFORE WE KNEW IT, THEY WERE

ENGAGED.

>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

>> OH HE SAID IT.

>> I GUESS THIS IS CALLED THE

UNCOMFORTABLE PAUSE BECAUSE IT

DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

>> I THINK AT THIS POINT AL

PRETTY MUCH HUMILIATED--

>> YES.

>> WHAT?

>> WAIT A MINUTE.

>> MARRYING DAWN MARIE HAD TO BE

THE MOST AMAZING MOMENT OF HIS

LIFE.

I THINK AT THAT POINT ANY OF US

WOULD'VE LOVE TO MARRY DAWN

MARIE, BUT ESPECIALLY AL WILSON,

MAN.

>> SHE CAME [INDISTINCT]

HER DRESS AND IT WAS WEIRD.

>> IS THERE ANYONE HERE THAT

WOULD OBJECT TO ME REMOVING MY

WEDDING DRESS?

>> LET'S SEE HOW FAR SHE'S GOING

TO GO.

>> SHE'S DOWN TO HER UNDERWEAR.

>> OH MAN.

>> SHE ALSO STRIPPED AL WILSON

TO HIS TIGHTY WHITIES.

>> OH MY GOD.

PLEASE STOP.

SOMEBODY STOP THE PAIN.

>> IT WAS A MELTING POT OF

DISASTER.

>> YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE.

>> OH, WELL NOW YOU GOT TO SEAL

THE DEAL, COLE.

>> FIRST EVER RIGHT IN THE NUDE.

>> I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING MORE

HORRIFYING THAN JUST GOING ON

CAMERA AND FULL BRA, PANTIES,

GARTER BELT, BUT MY BIGGER

CONCERN HERE IS THE TIGHTY

WHITIES.

I FEEL LIKE TIGHTY WHITIES AS A

MAN HAVE TO BE PRETTY

UNTRUSTWORTHY.

>> LOOK AT AL, I THINK AL'S A

LITTLE EXCITED.

OH MY GOD.

>> THE WEDDING WAS ONE THING,

BUT OBVIOUSLY THE HONEYMOON WAS

SOMETHING ELSE.

>> MY AL IS AN ABSOLUTE ANIMAL.

>> AL WAS TAKEN TO HIS LIMIT.

>> AL, ARE YOU READY?

COME ON, AL.

>> AGAIN?

>> COME IN HERE.

>> SOMETIMES THE YOUNG BULL

BECOMES THE OLD COW, AND YOU

CAN'T DO WHAT YOU THINK YOU CAN.

>> AL?

>> I'M JUST GOING TO SAY, HE WAS

OVER SEXED.

>> PLEASE, HE'S NOT BREATHING.

PLEASE.

PLEASE HELP HIM.

>> SO MUCH SEX WITH HIS

BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG BRIDE HE

FINALLY MEATS HIS MAKER.

>> RIP, AL.

AT LEAST YOU HAD AN AWESOME

STORY TO TELL THE PEARLY GATES.

YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE.

YOU'RE MY BOY.

OLD SCHOOL.

ANYWAY, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE

THEME OF DYING FROM SHEER

HAPPINESS, CHECK OUT THIS NEXT

WEDDING.

A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, AN IMPRESSIVE

GUEST LIST, LIVE MUSIC.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT

NOW WE ARE PREPARED FOR THE

WEDDING OF THE CENTURY.

ALL THE STARS HAVE COME OUT

TONIGHT FOR THE WEDDING OF

THEODORE LONG, OUR GENERAL

MANAGER, AND KRISTAL MARSHALL.

>> TEDDY LONG AND KRISTAL HAVE

THE MOST UNDERRATED, AND

BEAUTIFUL WEDDING I'VE EVER

SEEN.

THEY HAD A WHOLE AUDIENCE OUT

THERE.

>> CHURCH STYLE WEDDING.

THEY HAD THE ACTUAL CHAIRS SET

UP ON THE ENTRANCE WAY.

>> ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

>> A STUNNING BRIDE.

>> NO, I MEAN THAT SHE'S

MARRYING TEDDY LONG.

>> SHE'S GORGEOUS.

A LITTLE CLUMSY, BUT GORGEOUS.

>> THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS

WEDDING IS THE FACT THAT JAGGED

EDGE WAS THERE.

>> THIS SPEAKS TO ME IN SUCH A

WAY.

YOU GOT BRUCE BRUCE DOING THE

CEREMONY.

YOU GOT JEFF HARDY JIGGING TO

JAGGED EDGE, WHO'S SINGING LET'S

GET MARRIED.

NOT EVEN THE REMIX, NOT THE FUN

REMIX.

THE SLOW DOWN SOULFUL ACTUAL

WEDDING VERSION OF LET'S GET

MARRIED BY JAGGED EDGE.

>> TEDDY LONG AND HIS 4X SUIT

JUST DANCING A LITTLE BIT.

>> WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.

[MUSIC]

>> LET'S GET MARRIED.

>> WHAT A TIME IN WRESTLING.

REALLY PUTTING SOME SHINE ON THE

R&B WORLD, I LOVE IT.

>> THE LAST THING VISUAL-- THE

MOMENT THAT I REMEMBER MOST FROM

THIS WEDDING IS GODFATHER SHOWS

UP.

>> OH MY.

CHUGALUGA, CHUGALUGA, CHUGALUGA,

CHOO, CHOO.

OH BABY, IT'S THE HO TRAIN WITH

THE GODFATHER.

I LOVE IT, STRAIGHT FROM VEGAS.

>> TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY, TELL ME

IT AIN'T SO, MAN.

YOU REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES

ME, YOU AND RON USED TO HAVE?

>> DAMN.

>> I DON'T KNOW NOTHING THAT I

WOULD RATHER DO THAN TO SPEND

THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH THIS

WOMAN RIGHT HERE.

>> MAYBE THERE'S SOMEBODY ELSE

THAT MAYBE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A

RIDE.

LET'S EVERYBODY TAKE A RIDE ON

THE HO TRAIL.

>> THE WEDDING'S NOT OVER.

>> IT SEEMS LIKE 80% OF THE

AUDIENCE TAKES THE GODFATHER UP

ON HIS OFFER.

>> I THINK WE'RE MEANT TO JUST

MOVE ALONG.

>> THIS IS DEFINITELY THE

EMBODIMENT OF A WWE WEDDING.

>> KRISTAL, DO YOU TAKE THEODORE

TO BE YOUR HUSBAND?

>> I DO.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THEODORE, DO YOU TAKE KRISTAL TO

BE YOUR WIFE?

>> OH MY GOD.

>> THEODORE?

>> WHEN IT CAME TIME TO SAY, "I

DO," TEDDY LONG'S HEART SAID, "I

CAN'T."

>> POOR TEDDY LONG, MAN, THAT

WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIS LITTLE

HEART TO HANDLE.

>> I ACTUALLY MODELED MY OWN

WEDDING AFTER THE TEDDY LONG

WEDDING, JUST MAKE SURE I DID

NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK, AND I

DIDN'T.

>> POOR TEDDY.

LOVE HURTS, PLAYA.

THE FORMER SMACKDOWN GM WOULD GO

ON TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY--

ASIDE FROM THE HEARTBREAK.

NOW, FROM WEDDING BELLS TO HELLS

BELLS, ONCE UPON A TIME LITA WAS

LEGALLY MARRIED TO THE BIG RED

MONSTER KING, BUT AN ABDUCTION,

A PUNTED BABY, AND A RATED-R

AFFAIR LATER, LITA WOULD FIND

HERSELF READY TO SAY, "I DO," TO

EDGE.

>> LITA WAS MARRIED TO KANE,

LOTS OF QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

THERE, BUT THEY WERE TOGETHER.

LITA BETRAYED KANE AND THEN

STARTED DATING EDGE.

>> KANE'S BEEN SCREWED BY HIS

OWN WIFE.

>> THAT'S A MAN'S WIFE.

THAT'S A MAN'S WIFE.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE

THINKING HERE?

>> AFTER BETRAYING HER HUSBAND,

KANE, LITA BECAME ONE OF THE

MOST DESPISED VILLAINS IN WWE.

ALONG WITH HER NEW BOW, THE

RATED-R SUPERSTAR, EDGE.

>> EDGE AND LITA WERE SUCH A

CRAZY COUPLE TO BE WATCHED ON

TV.

>> THIS IS JUST MAKING ME ILL.

>> THEY WERE INSUFFERABLE TO

WATCH, CLEARLY INTO EACH OTHER

AND INTO OTHER PEOPLE KNOWING

HOW INTO EACH OTHER THEY WERE.

>> KANE, I NEVER LOVED YOU.

>> NO ONE EVER SERVED KANE WITH

ANY SORT OF DIVORCE PAPERS,

THERE WAS NO LEGAL PROCEEDING.

ALL THAT HAPPENED WAS LITA THREW

HER WEDDING RING INTO A TOILET,

BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STAND UP

IN A COURT OF LAW AS A DIVORCE.

>> LIVE ON RAW, NEXT WEEK WE'RE

GETTING MARRIED.

>> EDGE AND LITA MARRYING

TONIGHT LIVE RIGHT HERE ON RAW?

ALL OF US ARE INVITED.

>> I THINK IT WAS A REALLY

UNTRADITIONAL WEDDING.

SHE MADE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN A WEDDING

GOWN LIKE THAT, JR. THIS IS

BEAUTIFUL.

>> YOU GOT THE REALLY SEXY

WEDDING DRESS.

LITA LOOKS LIKE A MILLION BUCKS,

BUT CERTAINLY NOT A WEDDING

DRESS THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY

WEAR TO A WEDDING.

>> IT WAS A RATED-R COUPLE

WEDDING.

WE'VE SEEN THESE WEDDINGS ON TV

BEFORE, SO WE KNEW TO LOOK

AROUND AND KEEP THE EYES ON THE

BACK OF OUR HEAD.

SILLY ME, I WASN'T THINKING TO

LOOK AT THE GROUND DURING OUR

VOWS.

>> THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN

ME BY GOD, OUR FATHER, AND THE

LORD-- JESUS CHRIST.

>> JESUS CHRIST IS RIGHT.

>> OH NO >> IT'S KANE.

>> KANE LITERALLY ROSE FROM THE

FIRE PITS OF HELL.

I'M ASSUMING THAT'S WHAT'S UNDER

THE RING, TO STOP THE WEDDING

FROM HAPPENING.

>> IN KANE'S MIND, HE'S JUST

TRYING TO DO EVERYBODY A FAVOR.

>> EDGE IS RUNNING LIKE A

SCOLDED DOG WITH LITA.

>> EDGE WHISKED ME OFF SAFELY.

>> LOOK ON THE LOOK OF EDGE'S

FACE, A LOOK OF SHEER FRIGHT.

>> THE POOR MINISTER TOOK THE

BRUNT OF KANE'S FRUSTRATING IN

THAT.

>> WAIT A MINUTE, NO.

>> NO WAY.

>> THAT'S A PRIEST.

NOT A TOMBSTONE.

NO.

>> OH, MY GOD, KANE HAS

TOMBSTONE-PILEDRIVEN THE PRIEST.

>> PRIEST ENDED UP WITH A

TOMBSTONE PILE DRIVER, WHICH WAS

PRETTY DEFINITIVE MOMENT IN

KANE'S CAREER ACTUALLY.

>> EVERYTHING JUST GOES AWRY.

CHEF'S KISS IN THE TERMS OF WWE

WEDDINGS.

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

LOVED IT.

>> WELL THAT WEDDING CERTAINLY

WENT UP IN FLAMES.

I'M A DAD, I CAN MAKE THOSE

JOKES.

DON'T WORRY.

NOW, WHILE THIS NEXT ENTRY MIGHT

NOT TECHNICALLY BE A WEDDING,

PER SAY, A VOWEL RENEWAL IS

STILL EXTREMELY SACRED IN A

CEREMONY TO CELEBRATE AND

REAFFIRM ALL THINGS LOVE, OR IN

THIS CASE, HATE, DECEPTION,

BETRAYAL, HYPOCRISY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU GET THE POINT.

>> IN 2002 TRIPLE H RETURNED TO

THE WWE AFTER AN INJURY, A

BIGGER STAR THAN EVER.

>> IT HAS BEEN EIGHT LONG

MONTHS.

THE GAME HAS RETURNED.

>> WHILE THE GAME'S RETURN TO

THE RING WAS GREAT, HIS

RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS WIFE

STEPHANIE, NOT QUITE SO MUCH.

>> YOU KNOW, HUNTER, YOU REALLY

CHANGED.

BEFORE I MET YOU, I WASN'T A

HELMSLEY.

I'M MCMAHON >> WHEN ARE YOU

GOING TO REALIZE THAT THE WHOLE

WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND

WHAT YOU WANT.

>> THERE WERE A SERIES OF

MISHAPS, INCLUDING STEPHANIE

COSTING HER HUBBY TRIPS A KEY

MATCH.

>> THEY COLLIDED.

BOOKER T'S GOT THE TIGHTS.

SHE MIGHT HAVE COME TO HELP HIM,

BUT IT BACKFIRED.

>> UH-OH, HE'S ABOUT TO

BACKFIRE.

>> I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN A

REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW, BUT

I'VE GOT SOME NEWS THAT IS GOING

TO CHANGE YOUR WHOLE WORLD.

>> SHE THOUGHT, "ALL I NEED TO

DO IS REMIND THE GAME HOW IN

LOVE WE REALLY ARE."

[MUSIC]

>> IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG

SURPRISE.

[CROWD CHEERING]

>> SHE'S GOT SOMETHING ON HER

MIND.

THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG.

>> ON RAW NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, WE

RENEW OUR WEDDING VOWS.

[CROWD BOOING]

>> THAT IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I

HAVE EVER HEARD.

[CROWD CHEERING]

>> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME.

YOU HAVE TO RENEW OUR WEDDING

VOWS BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT.

>> THE GAME IS GOING TO BE A

DADDY.

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE

GAME.

>> THE ONE THING THAT PUSHES THE

VOW RENEWALS INTO OVERDRIVE,

STEPHANIE DROPS THE BOMB ON

TRIPLE H.

>> YOU'LL BE THE PROUD PARENTS

OF A BEAUTIFUL BABY.

>> THAT WAS NOT THE CASE.

>> THIS SHOWED UP FOR YOU AT

FLAIR'S OFFICE.

>> OF ALL PEOPLE, STEPHANIE'S

OWN MOTHER CALLS TRIPLE H AND

TELLS HIM TO PLAY THE TAPE.

[MUSIC]

>> HUNTER, LOOK, ON THAT TAPE,

THAT GUY'S NOT A DOCTOR.

STEPHANIE'S BEEN LYING TO YOU.

SHE WAS NEVER PREGNANT.

I AM SO SORRY.

>> I'M SORRY TOO.

I'M REAL SORRY.

[MUSIC]

>> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT

TO CELEBRATE ONE OF LIFE'S

GREATEST MOMENTS.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> AS I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES

TONIGHT, I SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU

TRULY ARE.

[CROWD CHEERING]

>> A NO-GOOD, LYING --

>> I SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU TRULY

ARE.

>> A NO-GOOD, LYING- [SLIDE

WHISTLE SOUND]

>> I DON'T THINK STEPHANIE

DESERVED ANY OF THIS, AND TRIPLE

H IS THE ONE WHO CHANGED.

>> OH.

>> OH MY.

>> THIS IS A SACRED CEREMONY.

>> SO MUCH FOR THE SANCTITY OF

MARRIAGE.

>> THIS GAME IS OVER.

>> YOU DAMN RIGHT, IT'S OVER.

>> HELL KNOWS NO FURY LIKE THE

WRATH OF A WOMAN SCORNED.

>> [SCREAMS]

>> SPOILERS: THEY WORK THINGS

OUT, AND, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS EPISODE TOTALLY WORKED OUT.

[MUSIC]

>> THANK YOU FOR CELEBRATING

THE CARNAGE OF THESE AWESOME

WEDDINGS WITH US.

WE ARE SO HONORED THAT OUR

FRIENDS AND FAMILY, ALL OF YOU

JOINED US ON THIS JOURNEY.

YOUR PRESENCE HAS MADE THIS A

TRULY MEMORABLE DAY.

YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SCREEN.

I'M KIND OF FUNNY'S GREG MILLER.

THIS HAS BEEN AWESOME, AND I'LL

SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

[CHEERING]

>> ON THE NEXT THIS IS AWESOME,

THE MOST AWESOME WWE CHAMPIONS

IN HISTORY.

THE LEGENDS, THE ICONS.

>> HISTORY IN THE MAKING NOW.

>> AND, SIMPLY, THE BEST.

>> YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

>> YES, WE SEE YOU, JOHN, AND

THE OTHER GREATEST THAT DEFINED

THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS PRIZE IN

SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.

>> THE YOUNGEST CHAMPION IN WWE

HISTORY.

>> RAISE YOUR BEERS, BOW DOWN,

AND PAY YOUR RESPECTS.

>> TO YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF.

>> ONLY ON THE NEXT THIS IS

AWESOME.

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