Original subtitles

Look to your left hand side

Look to the right

Left again

Dr Wong, how is my wife?

No big deal, but about your wife's

last operation in USA,

2 holes were opened in her eyes

for 2 plugs to decrease the pressure

Do you understand?

I know, because the pressure of her eye balls are great,

so it is a must to decrease the pressure,

so as to avoid blindness

You are doctor, aren't you?

I am a heart specialist

Because of too much pressure,

some thready pulses broke

So, she can't see anything in these 2 to 3 days

Can she see again in 2 to 3 days later?

Yes,

because her pupils are having reaction now

Thank you

Honey

Hubby, did the doctor mention

when I could see again?

Don't worry, just 2 to 3 days will do

Stop playing...

Jack, Jack

You jerk! You bully me because I am blind!

Don't be that mean!

Stop!

Don't go! Don't go!

Wait!

Your call, Mrs Ng

Thank you

Thank you

You are welcome

Are you Suzi? Yes, I am fine

The doctor said I can see again 2 days later

I can hear my husband is fighting with the mosquitoes now

He is not used to live in the country side

You idiot! Don't be that crazy!

I've heard that, it would explode when taking a flight!

Yes, the busts are for feeding babies

It's not a toy!

You will scare the men if you make it as big as a ball!

Sure! Stop kidding!

No one will give her hubby

a pair of plastic tits as birthday present!

Let's chat later. Bye-bye

Do you mean it, or just do it carelessly?

I did mean it

You did mean it?

You haven't added ice cubes into my orange juice

May!

May I help you!

Can you make it?

Sure I can!

Be careful!

Don't you know where the kitchen is?

Of course I do!

You scared me!

Take a look!

Paula Tsui?! You have got the tickets?!

You are really great!

There are two!

Who promised to go with you?

Stop refusing me! I will pick you up in tomorrow evening

Well, but you have to do

one thing for me

You always bargain! What's your request this time?

Nothing special, my boss gave me some trouble

Please take it for development

Isn't it delicious?

That's great, thank you!

Are you going to Macau?

It is a conference for heart attack

I am a specialist in this field, I should go!

Can you be excused?

I do want to accompany you, but I can't refuse going

Forget it, for your business's sake

Guess who will be the first one I see

when I gain my vision again?

Nonsense, the doctor of course

It must be me, Doctor Ng, your husband

May, take good care of Madam

Take a seat

I will be back soon

Don't bring the dog in, it will dirty the place

The telephone is out of order, take it for repairation

I will buy you a new one

It's lucky to check once, I haven't brought the battery!

Boy!

I am leaving

Mrs Ng, I want to go out for some personal matters

Well, I will be home alone

My medicine for asthma is used up

I should buy some stock,

or it may be troublesome

Come back early

I will be back soon

Boy!

Boy... Boy

Boy

Follow me...

Your dog is beautiful

But don't let such a big dog

to go around

or, it will be lost easily

Let me tie it up for you

Thank you, who are you looking for?

I am looking for Dr Ng

He has gone out, I am his wife

Mrs Ng, I am called Sam Chu Just call me Sam

Hi, Sam

Just a little present, this is for you

Take it

Thank you

What's wrong with your eyes?

It's temporarily blind

Don't worry, your husband is an experienced doctor

My wife had got heart attack,

not a doctor could cure her...

But, luckily, she met Dr Ng

He sucked my wife and she was cured!

You mean heart intubation?

Yes, yes!

Suck a tube from the foot sole,

isn't that right?

Yes, yes

Do you love your wife?

A husband loves his wife of course

Dr Ng came to the wedding party of us

He was giving face to us

Have you known each other for long?

Yes, we were classmates in primary school

My nicked name is Submarine!

You always picked things up

in the toilet!

Yes. Yes!

You wore no underwear under the short pants

Your husband always pissed

in class!

Yes, I heard that once!

He did want to introduce her sister

So Ching to be my girlfriend

But I didn't think I match her, do you agree?

She has gone to USA

Gone?

Let's go in and chat

Fine

Let me help you

Thank you

We haven't seen you since our marriage

I am self abased, I didn't dare join your wedding

If not my wife wanted me to thank Jack

I wouldn't dare come here

We always went with Chiu and May

to catch mites up in the hill

Let me help you

Thank you

Jack is great now, he is a famous doctor

I am useless, I am a worker in a printing factory

Don't put it in that way! You achieve in your industry too

Let's go and take a seat in the drawing room

Let me help you

Your house is pretty

Take a seat

I am afraid I would dirty your place

Are you home alone?

Yes, my maid has gone shopping

Well, I am leaving now

Why not stay longer?

No, it's not that convenient

I am leaving

Bye-bye

Don't go around, it's dangerous!

Thank you

May hasn't come back yet!

Are you back, May?

It's hard for me to get a taxi

Thank you

You are welcome

It's wet!

I will fetch you a cup of tea

I am sorry

It doesn't matter

May I use your toilet?

It's at the back of the dinner room

Have some fruit!

Fine

The noise you have made from chewing is funny!

Let me help you

Thank you

You are welcome

Finished! My pants are wet!

Can you lend me some clothes for a change?

Go to the laundry, my hubby's clothes are there for ironing

You can get changed

I am a big banana, it's sweet and delicious!

I have changed

Which clothes have you chosen?

I have chosen a blue shirt,

Italian made

You have good taste!

My hubby loves that shirt most

He looks handsome when he is wearing that shirt

Luckily my wife has met your husband

otherwise, she could never been cured

You love her so much, she must be pretty!

Sure!

Two pretty eyebrows

A pair of charming eyes

Rosy cheeks

And weak body!

You spoke in such a civilized way!

I work in a printing factory, we print all sorts of books

So I learned much from the books

Your wife must be appreciated by your honey lips

No, she hated me doing this job

She said, the job is having no future

She doesn't understand you!

You could explain it to her

I did, but it is useless

I said, some books are nicely written

But no one

wants to buy it

Moreover, something valuable are written in the books!

Why is it not sold then?

I tried so hard to print it!

My hands are all black

I can't even wash away the paints!

She didn't let me touch her because of the dirty hands

But, books are valuable!

Why does no one buy such valuable books?

Tell me why!

Why don't you buy it?

Your husband will have bloody hands

after taking operation

Will you let him touch you?

Will you? Will you?

No!

The paint is black in color, the blood is red

Black and red are both colors

Why do you let your hubby touch you, but don't let me touch you?

I am sorry!

It doesn't matter!

The rain has just stopped

Yes, it's stopped

I won't bother you, I am leaving

Let me show you to the door

No

I will return this clothe to you later

Who is it?

Who is it? Who is it?

Who is it?

I am Sam! A thief broke in

I couldn't beat him down, please lend me the brush

Go to hell!

Don't go, I will teach you good lesson if I catch you!

Don't hit me! Stop chasing me, I can't move!

I will catch you! Don't go!

I wanna beat you!

Don't! Don't catch my tail!

Don't you think that I can't catch you under the chairs

I will break your head & legs, hit your ass!

I am Sam!

I am dying! I am dying!

Help! Don't chase after me!

How dare you run!

He escaped!

Don't panic, I'll go & check whether he has any partner or not!

Take a rest here

The stick is curved, forget it

Take it. My mom said milk cures panic

You'll get to sleep easier

Come on!

Take a rest here, I will guide for you

That man is so tall and strong, I can't handle him

I am going to guide for you

Don't panic

Don't panic!

I am going to guide for you

Good morning, you have waken up!

I have cooked you some breakfast, come and take some

It's hot! It has just been cooked

Take it slowly, there is some left

How can we finish so much food!

Just eat one by one

We'd better report to the police first

Let's finish the breakfast first,

you haven't finished yet

Let's go now

oK! You are troublesome!

Hello? Police station? We were robbed

And a lady is missing, send us some cops now

What address is it?

Ha Yeung Village...

Isn't it No. 20?

Yes

Yes, No. 20, Ha Yeung Village,

call some police here please

How long? 2 hours...

So quick! You are getting more and more efficient!

Can you make a call?

Who the hell are you?

Go now, my husband is coming back soon

Your husband has gone to Macau, he will be back 2 days later

How do you know that?

I have read all the letters in your letter box

I have waited this chance for one year!

Last year, you went to USA

& Europe once, Philippines twice

No matter in Hong Kong or in foreign countries

I always stare at you from outside

I won't let anyone hurt you

I don't want anyone to bother us, so...

May won't come back

May!

May, where are you?

Don't hide up, come out!

Come out, you can't escape from me

Damn it! How dare you bite me?

I wanna kill you!

You will deserve it! Come out!

Where can you go?!

I told you stop running!

Go to hell! I will kill you once I get you

Go to hell!

Go to hell!

I am sorry! I make your place a mess!

Will you clean it up for me?

It's strange! Not many doctors smoke!

Isn't it bought by your husband?

Nice smell

other than your husband,

have you ever touched by men?

Say, in MTR or on the bus?

I don't want to repeat my words

What's your feeling?

Dislike it? Don't you feel comfortable?

You must enjoy it, right?

I dislike it

But if the man is handsome, so what?

He doesn't mean it, and the bus is crowded

They push and push,

and push him right behind you

He is switching closely at your back

What would you do?

Will you feel excited?

Be frank, tell me whether you will be excited or not!

If he doesn't mean it...

Maybe...

What?

Maybe... excited!

You dislike those ugly man

But you will be excited if he is handsome and careless!

Have you ever masturbated yourself?

No? Are you sure?

Have you thought of other man

when making love with your husband?

No?

No one knows what is in your mind

Why don't you think over? You idiot!

Be frank, have you thought of other man

when fucking with your man!

Answer!

Chow Yun Fat!

Chow Yun Fat?!

How about Jacky Chan? Andy Lau and Aaron Kwok?

Have you thought of them?

No? Have you thought of doing with foreigners?

Now, imagine

Now, a man

who has the same outlook as Richard Gere

He is a mature, smart,

handsome gentleman!

That guy...

...is me!

Get lost!

You shouldn't have bad feeling!

Doesn't it work?

Come on, let me take you to a seat

Come and eat something

I don't feel hungry

Have some wine!

By your right hand side

That is Greek red wine

Have the bread which is at your left

Eat the steak, that's delicious!

Eat more, don't waste it

Eat mine if you need

I have cooked many food

Is it delicious?

Yes, really delicious!

It's dog meat!

That one outside

Don't vomit!

Or I will force you to eat it again!

Go on eating

Hurry up!

Don't break it...

Hello

Closer...

Help... Help!

Mom asked me to stay calm

Mom asked me to stay calm

I should stay calm

I should stay calm

Your husband treats you quite well

I love my wife too!

I will show you something

Isn't she pretty? My wife was more pretty than her

She is innocent! My wife was more innocent than her

Is she sexy? My wife was more sexy than her

This one... Sorry, it's me!

I made love with my wife once every night

Later, I found that

my wife's gesture changed

one day, I asked,

"Honey, you are more skillful in making love!"

She said no

I said, "It's true!"

I requested to make love,

she refused and asked me to go to sleep

I said, "Don't go to sleep, chat for a while!"

From that day onwards, she didn't let me touch her

I misunderstood that

it's all because of my dirty hands

It's not the fact!

She had another man

She betrayed me

Comfortable?

Your wife left you for such a long time

She left you, so you bother me,

It's not that fair to me!

You'd better let me go

Let's forget what had happened

Massage this way

oK?

Don't long for a happy ending!

Use some force!

It's so comfortable!

When you feel better,

do remember to ask me to make love with you!

But you should give me a stronger hint!

Or, it will make me angry

Also...

Don't mention my wife again

Take it to me

What's the matter with you? Are you adhered by ghost?

It's difficult for me!

What's wrong?

Medicine...

What medicine? Where is it?

May...

Where is May?

OK, I will help you!

Isn't this bottle?

How is it? Does it work?

I feel painful! The medicine...

I will buy it for you! You make me sick!

Be careful, lie down for a while

2... 7... 5

May I know who is calling for Dr Ng?

Hello! I am...

Isn't it the one you want?

How can you come out? What do you want?

Get up first!

Look! How horrible are you!

You look more awful than my wife when she was in great pain!

Have a sleep, I am going down!

You lied!

The name written on the medical card is May!

You cheated me that you have asthma!

Don't you think I won't fuck you because of that?

Seduce me, now, come and seduce me!

I can't do that!

I am married

Your wife left you for other man, and you take revenge from me

That's none of my business!

Your wife won't come back to you

no matter how you torture me!

Yes, you are right,

my wife would never come back to me

Because she died

She had heart attack

Her doctor courted her

for he knew my wife was relying on him!

I didn't know the truth...

Until one day I found out,

her behaviour was weird!

So I tailed her

I found that she was going to motel with another man

I saw her making love with a man

That man was her doctor!

I didn't mention anything at home

Because I was afraid she would left me

after disclosing her secret!

I wanted her to stay with me

To be betrayed, it doesn't matter!

To be despised by her, I didn't mind!

Even she didn't let me touch her hand, I didn't feel hurt

I dared not offend that man

I dared not offend that doctor

Cause I didn't want to offend the man whom my wife fell for

Two years!

I kept my mouth shut for 2 years!

At last, my wife died from heart attack!

Before her death, she held my hand & begged me to forgive her

I forgave her

But not the doctor!

I want to kill him by my own hands

What he gave to my wife...

were just vitamins!

He fucked my wife, I want to fuck his!

The doctor is...

Jack would never do that!

It's not necessary for you to believe it

You will know it right after he returns

Jack won't do that!

When I see you next time,

I hope you are well prepared

or, I will cut your face!

Your husband may abandon you!

Don't think that you can bully me!

I won't scare you!

I beg you, please let me go!

That guy is so tall and strong

Who is he?

I am tall and strong too

If he comes back, we will be finished

Who is he? Ghost? Thief? Or cop?

Want to scare me? I can't see anyone!

Where is he? Tell me!

He may be in the garage!

He wants to kill my maid!

You'd better let me go

Stop lying!

I wanna go for a look

Isn't it beneficial to save your maid out?

Is your maid pretty?

I have never seen such a big house

I want to enjoy watching it

Take two more

It's great!

So many food!

So many food and so many jewels!

Have you finished?

If so, take me with you

You want me to go? Not that easy!

I beg you!

Don't you believe me? It doesn't matter even you don't let me go!

Go yourself,

only you promise to call for police for me

Call for police? Don't you want the police to catch me?

I am not idiot! You nuts!

Your hand is smooth!

You look pretty!

Let me touch you!

Don't!

How dare you bite me?!

Damn it!

I am good looking too!

I will teach you good lesson!

Don't! Don't!

You love squeezing busts? OK, I will let you do it!

Don't...

Don't you love it?

Or, why not hold the dick?

Don't...

Such a tiny dick!

Yes, yes

You haven't had circumcision

Yes, yes

I will cut it for you

It's just like being bitten by mosquito!

Look at you!

You pissed!

Help... Help!

Eat the banana!

Come on, get ready!

I am sorry, is May here?

She isn't here tonight!

It's strange! Where is she?

I've dated her for a concert tonight

But she hasn't come yet

I am not that sure about it

May I know your name?

Ng

Dr Ng

Yes

Where is your wife?

She is taking rest upstairs, she is not feeling well

Goodnight

May I go in and take a seat?

Sorry, I made you stand so long!

Come in

Nice house!

Isn't May here?

No

I am thirsty, may I have some drinks?

I will fetch it for you

Thank you

How about soft drink?

Fine

only canned

That's good

The soft drink!

I have heard some noise inside

Yes, my wife is sleeping inside

She moves a lot during sleeping

Don't look, it's ugly!

We cops have seen different kinds of disgusting thing

Why is it sticked?

My wife said I was like a fool

when taking that picture

So I sticked a smart one to cover it

It's funny!

Let's go downstairs

I am sorry for bothering you!

It doesn't matter, let me see you to the door

It's too kind of you!

It's my pleasure!

I work here for a long time,

but I have had no chance to see you!

Really? We are on call for 24 hours,

I seldom stay home

By the way, when did you get marry?

On January 26, 1989

Will you give me a discount

if I go to your clinic?

You are the close friend of May, you won't get sick!

Goodbye

Stop...

Please take me to the police station

What's the matter?

Someone wants to kill me, move now!

Who is it?

He is a mad man, move now!

OK, I will send you there!

Thank you

The man you have just seen isn't the one on the picture

Who the hell is that man?

Help!

Don't come over!

I am police, stay calm, don't panic!

Are you cop? Beware of your back!

No one can stop me from taking revenge!

There are more and more people in this house

I can't wait for your husband

Be gentle!

Treat me better, I won't run away!

I am woman, I need comfort too

We have plenty of time, why not take a bath first

I bathed few days before

My husband should be the one responsible for his own fault

Slowly, give me some wine please

I will be very mad!

Great! I love madness

You won't believe how mad I will be! That would be horrible!

I am coming...

What are you two doing?

Hubby...

Don't misunderstand! I come to repair the pipes

You come at night to repair the pipe of my wife?

It's almost finished, I am leaving soon

Don't listen to him, he is crazy!

Shut up!

Can you stop scolding her?

It's nothing strange for a married woman

to have affair nowadays!

Haven't you had any affair?

None of your damn business!

Why did you fuck my wife?

Yes, so what?

Haven't you fucked other's wife?

Go to hell! How dare you!

Don't...

Why did you betray me?

Hubby, stay calm first!

I work so hard

in the clinic!

How dare you betray me!

No, I didn't!

Still denying!

Hubby...

You know it's hard to earn living for your wife, why you court mine?

My wife is called Jennifer

Which Jennifer?

What? Didn't you remember her name?

I don't know who she is!

Say once more, remember or not?

Yes, she is having big eyes and tall nose

She loves wearing red color

Yes, you do remember!

Don't kill me, it's your wife who seduced me!

My wife love me!

Why did she seduce you?

Were you not willing to cure my wife?

No, I just want to help her!

There is no medicine for to cure her

You helped her in such a way?!

You fucked my wife, so why are you still hitting me?

Go to hell...

Why are you still hitting me?

You are bastards! Go to hell!

Go to hell!

Come out!

Why don't you speak? Come out!

Where are you?

Come out!

Why don't you speak, come out!

Where is it?

Tell me, where are you?

Honey...

Please forgive me

Forgive you? What does that mean?

Say, should we forget everything?

You know

I haven't killed even a fly!

My history

was all arranged by others

My only choice was to marry you

I thought I was the most lucky woman in the world

Actually, I am the most stupid one

I have to thank you

If you didn't kill his wife,

the mad man wouldn't have come to me

I wouldn't have learnt fighting

and killing

Now, I am a murderer, fuck off!

How can you talk so rudely?

All female patients of yours

are all cheated to go to bed with you

They hand you their lives

But you mixed the medicines with your sperm

Honey, this is my mistake

Just once?

See the result which caused by your mistake!

How would it be if you make few mistakes more?

Honey, please stop bleeding for me

Stop bleeding!

Save it for your girlfriends!

Honey, please help me to stop bleeding!

Don't you think I am leaving because of fear?

I have waited this chance for 3 days

I will cut your flesh piece by piece...

Fire it and let you eat it yourself

Don't think women are easily to be bullied!

I have said! It's horrible if I go mad!

Go to hell!

Never fight with women