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Ripped by
- YoungJedi -
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[creatures chittering]
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[Krieg] Look sharp, son.
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We're in for
one hell of a battle.
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General Krieg, is it true
the Shale Steps fell?
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Aye.
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And the monster
is still unknown.
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But you are the Arms of Emon,
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entrusted by Sovereign Uriel
with the safety of the realm.
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We don't need to know the enemy,
we only need know ourselves.
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Our training,
our devotion to this land.
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No matter the danger,
victory is ours
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if we fight with honor
and raise our swords on high.
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You heard the General.
For Emon.
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- As one!
- [all] As one!
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[scoffs] What a load of shite.
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Best finish making camp.
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A storm's
blowing through tonight.
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[bird calls out in distance]
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[gasps]
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[man] Is that...
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[captain] Eyes up.
We've got incoming.
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[snarls]
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Stand your ground.
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Archers, make ready.
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- Let loose!
- [man] Fire!
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[screaming]
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Ready the catapult!
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Release!
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[cheering]
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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[whooping]
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[snarling]
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[screaming]
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[whimpering]
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Fuck honor.
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[birds chirping]
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[Uriel] And you saw it?
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- What did this?
- [Krieg] The beast
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is a blue dragon, sire.
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Only a few of us
managed to escape.
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My Gods.
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Allura, you've dealt
with such creatures in the past.
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How do we fight it?
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Oh, that was a red dragon,
years ago.
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But to my experience, dragons
are fiercely intelligent,
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calculating creatures.
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Their machinations run deep.
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[door opens]
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Ah, Sir Fince finally joins us.
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I hope this crisis hasn't
kept you from your skulking.
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I've been gathering
intelligence we sorely lack.
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Seems your band of fools
have gone missing.
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Safe to say you've sent
Vox Machina to their doom?
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Doom? We don't know
the meaning of the word.
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Uh, I certainly don't.
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Sovereign, hold on
to your goddamn crown.
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We've discovered that
the monster is none other than
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a blue dragon!
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[all] We know.
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Did you kill it?
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I wouldn't say "kill," really.
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We're still kind of
working on that part.
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[laughs] I can't believe
you made it out alive.
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How did you survive?
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Mm, trade secrets,
I'm afraid, Kriegy.
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We hid and it flew away.
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[laughs] Wait.
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- How did we survive that?
- [grunts]
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- [high-pitched ringing]
- [Fince] These blabbering fools
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are useless, sire.
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Perhaps if we made
an offering to the dragon.
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Gold in exchange for peace?
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Why don't we shake its hand
and offer it a fucking pint
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while we're at it?
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A dragon cannot
be bartered with.
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If it desires Emon's
destruction, it will not relent.
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You heard her, sire.
You know what must be done.
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But what if it attacks the city?
We'd be sitting ducks.
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What would you have me do?
Let it burn more farmland,
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slaughter more innocents?
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No. We will bring
the fight to it
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on our terms.
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General, you may
move our soldiers at dawn.
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But sire, you know as...
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I have made my decision,
Lady Kima.
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This council is adjourned.
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[guard] All right,
you heard him. Clear out.
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[Pike] Hey, hey, hands off.
I'm leaving. Geez.
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Uh, don't kill it
before we do.
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Y-Your offer's
still on the table, right?
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[guard 2] Yes, you are...
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Oh, yes, you... Oh.
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[low groan]
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I felt it again,
that same feeling I had
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around the dragon.
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{\an8}[low grunt]
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There must be a connection.
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One of them is working
with that fucker.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh, yeah. I bet...
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I bet it's Allura.
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I never trust
anyone prettier than me.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. I knew it.
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- No, you dipshits. Fince.
- The creepy one.
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Looked like a withered piece
of scrap leather?
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Oh. [chuckles]
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I didn't catch anybody's name.
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So, what do we do next?
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Vax and Pike go to Gilmore's.
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Buy us a weapon
that can kill a dragon.
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Uh, with what?
We're flat fucking broke.
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Please, with the way
that man dotes on you,
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I'm sure you can
work something out.
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The rest of us will split up
and search for Fince.
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If you find him,
don't let him out of your sight.
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That sounds like a plan.
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But, uh, you're not
the only one with ideas, Vex.
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{\an8}Is that so?
Please Scanlan, tell me yours.
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{\an8}- [growls]
- [yelps]
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Uh, I'll tell you
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when I have one.
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[man] You have entered a realm
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of mystery, of magic, of marvel.
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Welcome to Gilmore's
Glorious Goods!
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Enchanted curials and magical
artifacts at discounted prices.
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I take gold, silver,
platinum... [gasps]
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Why, if it isn't the mysterious
Vax'ildan? [laughs]
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Oh, I was hoping you would
swing back through again.
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[laughs]
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Glad to see you've lost
none of your charm, Gilmore.
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[laughs] Oh, listen to you.
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Don't. Stop.
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I can't take it.
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- I've missed your visits.
- [Pike clears throat]
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- Hi.
- So,
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are you here
on business or pleasure?
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Uh, business, I'm afraid.
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We need information
on blue dragons.
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Hmm?
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Particularly,
how to kill them.
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Well, for 20,000 gold,
I'll sell you
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this handy-dandy magic
Lance of Dragon Slaying.
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A fantastic bargain.
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[chuckles] We can't presently
afford such a weapon,
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but perhaps some advice
for a tiny fee?
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Hopefully what you're offering
isn't too tiny.
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I-I suppose size
isn't everything.
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We need to know if blue dragons
have any weaknesses.
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Weaknesses, eh?
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Well, to start,
they're egomaniacs.
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They hate being insulted
and have tremendous vanity.
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[chuckles] Not that
I can relate.
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- [both chuckle]
- Hi. Still here.
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Is there any way to stop them?
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Honestly, there's no simple way
to kill a dragon.
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Even in tomes of old,
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legends of their destruction
are largely poetic drivel.
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- [Pike coughs]
- Ah.
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"The Wyrm shall only find defeat
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in the gorge
where the twin rivers meet."
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See? Cute, but...
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Useless.
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While dragon anatomy
is a topic for many a scholar,
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anyone close enough to find out
seems to get themselves
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- snapped up.
- [grunts]
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Sorry I couldn't
be more helpful,
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but you get what you pay for.
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Gilmore, this is all
very helpful.
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Even the bullshit.
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If we survive this...
[chuckles]
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...I owe you dinner.
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You owe me more than that,
my handsome half-elf.
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[Pike] All right, you two,
foreplay's over.
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We should probably
go find our friends.
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[sighs]
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So, um,
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what were we
supposed to be doing, again?
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I don't know, searching
for Fince or something.
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- God, this is boring.
- [women giggling]
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[gasps] Hold up.
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You know where that creepy
little taint-raisin would be?
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The brothel. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, we can investigate there
for hours if we need to.
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Yeah, but, won't Vex
be kind of pissed
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if we ain't doing
what she said to?
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I don't give a wet fart
what she thinks.
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Clearly, I'm the brains
of this operation.
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Really? 'Cause she told me
you have "dick for brains,"
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which doesn't seem possible.
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[groans] You know what, screw
Vex and her stupid feather head.
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I'm going to the brothel.
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[gasps]
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[stammers]
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[gulping]
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[Scanlan] It's that
thin-lipped crypt keeper.
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- Come on.
- [belches]
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[Grog] Hey, can you see him
from up there?
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[shushes] That way.
Across the street.
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He's sneaking up
to that fancy manor.
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- Oh! The fuck... Fuck...
- Hmm?
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Okay. That skanky goat groper
is up to no good.
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You keep an eye on that house,
I'll go get the others.
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Right. Can you pick me up
a sandwich on the way back?
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What? A sandw... No.
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I'm not going
on a food run, dummy.
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[whimpers] Please?
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[sighs] what do you want?
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Mmm.
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[grunting] So good.
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[sighs] Sturdy lock.
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Nothing a little magical song
can't handle.
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[clears throat]
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♪ Open your back door, baby ♪
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♪ Loosen your hinges,
I'll show you my key ♪
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Damn. That usually works.
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What if I heat the metal
and melt the lock?
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[grunting]
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What the hell, Keyleth?
This is imported silk.
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The lock doesn't seem
to be magical.
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I'm not sensing anything.
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Can you people do nothing right?
It's just a damn door.
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Hmm?
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[grunts] Hmm?
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All it takes
is a little finesse.
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Amateurs.
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That was my toothpick.
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Wow.
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This place is fancy.
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Apparently Krieg lives here.
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And has dreadful taste in art.
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Oh, shit. I bet Fince
is here to assassinate his ass.
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Oh, you think?
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Why don't you
three head to the second floor?
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Scanlan and Grog,
search the attic.
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- Vax and I will start here.
- [clicking]
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Or maybe we all
just go check the cellar.
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[Scanlan] Aha!
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We caught you blue-handed,
chicken humper!
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Drop your blade.
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What? No, no,
you don't understand.
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I'm not stealing anything.
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Of course you're not.
And that sword
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isn't to murder General Krieg
with, either, right?
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Pike, I think it is.
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You must listen to me.
These documents are evidence.
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General Krieg is planning to...
[shouts]
253
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,042
[gasps]
254
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,545
[Vex] What?
255
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339
- [Vex] Krieg!
- [Vax] Krieg!
256
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,840
Nice bloody technique.
257
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,800
How do you stay so quiet
in that armor?
258
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,219
[high-pitched ringing]
259
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,845
[exhales] Oh, no.
260
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,138
[shouts]
261
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,850
He's the one,
in league with the...
262
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,393
Of course it was me.
263
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,063
I championed you because
you're a bunch of witless oafs
264
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,065
who no one gives
two shites about.
265
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:39,236
You've been lucky so far,
but you have no idea
266
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:42,030
what you have gotten
yourself into.
267
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,366
I've got him.
268
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,621
Finesse, huh?
269
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,292
Krieg!
270
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,675
He's gone.
271
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,927
Quite the keen observation,
Scanlan.
272
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:07,055
There must be a hidden exit
or trap door.
273
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,431
Fan out.
274
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,183
Look for some kind of fulcrum.
275
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,310
Wait, a fuck room?
276
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,853
I mean, that's what I heard.
277
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,105
A lever, a button.
278
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,440
Just... stand over there, Grog,
279
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,734
and don't touch anything.
280
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,280
Whoa.
281
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,075
You guys, everything
in this room is magical.
282
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,160
Where do we even start?
283
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,079
Oh. [gasps]
284
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,205
Oh, my.
285
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,126
Oh, how booty-ful. [gasps]
286
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:39,254
This guy really has a thing
for dragons.
287
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,840
[Grog chuckling]
288
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,136
Grog, it's rude to stare.
289
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,179
- Grog, you're being gross.
- [chuckling]
290
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,514
[grunting]
291
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,100
Oh! Keyleth, you found it!
292
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,226
It's a portal!
293
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,437
[exhales] Nice work.
294
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,605
Brilliant, really.
295
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,815
[chuckles] Oh. It was nothing.
296
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,900
She threw a book at a head.
It was nothing.
297
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,736
[gasps]
298
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,654
My arms. Scanlan, lookit!
299
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,073
[gasps] They're in the booty.
300
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,367
That is so cool.
301
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,578
Listen,
if we're gonna fight Krieg,
302
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,747
we have to do this as a team,
all right?
303
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,665
Organized. As one.
304
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,667
Please, we... [chuckles]
We don't do organized.
305
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,669
Look at us.
We're Vox Machina.
306
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,463
We fuck shit up.
307
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,214
Can we at least try?
308
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,300
Can we at least go, already?
309
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,469
Lead the way, big man.
310
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,970
[groans]
311
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,807
{\an8}You know what, guys,
uh, good luck.
312
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,310
{\an8}I'm just gonna keep a lookout
from here. [shouts]
313
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,732
- [shouts]
- [shivering]
314
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,067
So cold.
315
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,777
What is this place?
316
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,112
High in the mountains, I'd say.
317
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,741
[Vax] Wherever we are,
318
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,910
we're far from Emon.
319
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,915
[Scanlan] No way.
320
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,500
- [shivering] Gold.
- [gasping]
321
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,335
- Gold. [laughing] Gold!
- [Grog laughing]
322
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,253
Seems excessive
for a council member.
323
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,214
Seems excessive for anyone.
324
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,757
- [Grog] Yeah!
- [chuckling]
325
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,510
[grunts]
326
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,929
Magic scrolls, jewels, potions.
327
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,597
Is this a troll dick?
328
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,016
Think of all the ale
I could buy.
329
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,519
Buddy, we could be drunk
for weeks.
330
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,937
Days, even!
331
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:22,023
You know what, Uriel can keep
his paltry payment.
332
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,608
We're rich!
333
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,527
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!
334
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,029
This gold didn't fall out
of the fucking sky.
335
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,572
This is a horde!
336
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,866
- We're in the dragon's lair!
- [grunts]
337
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,285
Those are pretty.
338
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,954
But also...
339
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,123
ominous.
340
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:41,543
[gasps]
341
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,587
[otherworldly voice] Intruders.
342
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,006
[rumbling]
343
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,925
I didn't do that.
Did I do that?
344
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,176
I don't think I did that.
345
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,261
[groans]
346
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,388
[Krieg] I must say,
347
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,390
I'm impressed.
348
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,642
To tell you the truth,
I was certain
349
00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:01,980
you would die the moment
you met the mighty Brimscythe.
350
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:06,401
But it seems some vermin
are harder to kill than others.
351
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:10,488
You-you wanted Uriel to send
the entire army out of Emon.
352
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,283
So your dragon friend
could wipe them out.
353
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,786
The Age of Man
is coming to an end.
354
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,957
There was a time when dragons
ruled all of Tal'Dorei,
355
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,919
{\an8}when we ruled the entire world.
356
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,504
Did he just say "we"?
357
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,590
[growling]
358
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,432
[roars]
359
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,601
Didn't see this one coming,
did you, Vex?
360
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,519
[growling]
361
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,783
- [screams]
- Grog!
362
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,326
[grunts, groans]
363
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,078
- Are you all right?
- Um, no.
364
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,122
- [Brimscythe roaring]
- [all screaming]
365
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,545
A tickle.
366
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,756
Let me return the favor.
367
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,717
Shit. [exclaims]
368
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,010
Aah!
369
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,347
[grunts]
370
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,602
Fools. I'll devour you all.
371
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,145
Huh?
372
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,022
[sniffs, growls]
373
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,112
Pike? Pike?! Pike?!
374
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,031
- [screams]
- [grunting]
375
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,996
[both grunt]
376
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,044
- Look out!
- [grunts]
377
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,380
Vax, did Gilmore
give you any insight
378
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,840
on how to kill this thing,
379
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,925
or did you two flirt
the whole time?
380
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,426
Shit. Right, right.
381
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,263
Uh, uh,
dragons are vain, arrogant,
382
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,973
- egotistical... [grunts]
- [growling]
383
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,517
[Vex] I know that already.
I studied them, remember?
384
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,729
- [grunts]
- Doesn't matter.
385
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,107
We can't do shit
if it's in the air.
386
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,154
[Vax] "Where
the twin rivers meet."
387
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,990
The neck. You see that?
388
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,825
We have to get it on the ground.
389
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,410
Vex, do you hear me?!
390
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,288
Yes! This way. I've got a plan.
391
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,082
- Aw, another one?
- Shut up.
392
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,877
[gasps]
393
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,045
Look, okay,
for once, you were right.
394
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,006
Maybe we don't fight as one.
395
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,633
Maybe we do what we do best.
396
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:39,012
What? We have no best.
397
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,763
[Brimscythe cackles]
398
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,724
So, what do you want us to do?
Run out and yell,
399
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,561
"Hey, dragon man, we don't know
what the fuck we're doing"?
400
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,566
[growls]
Ha!
401
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:55,194
You think you can
hide in my lair?
402
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,823
Hey, taint smear!
403
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,658
You're in my way again, you ape.
404
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,160
What'd you call me?
405
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,037
Maybe I'll squash you, too.
406
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,831
Oh, as if either of you
could kill anything.
407
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,876
{\an8}A preening, peacoated peacock
and a witless goon.
408
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,461
[Percy] You watch yourself,
peasant.
409
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,713
{\an8}If the three of you
will shut up already
410
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,673
and let me kill
this inflated windbag...
411
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,176
[growls]
Kill me?
412
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:21,095
I am the iron storm.
413
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,473
You are nothing but insects!
414
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,225
[all scream]
415
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,565
[laughs]
Pathetic.
416
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,200
[Brimscythe] What?
417
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,746
- Impossible!
- [Scanlan clears throat]
418
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,623
- Gotcha.
- Now!
419
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,416
[Keyleth] Oh, come on.
420
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,585
Come on, come on, come on.
You got this.
421
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,128
[grunts]
422
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,006
[panting, grunts]
423
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,886
[roars]
424
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,600
[panting]
425
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,686
[grunting]
426
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,239
Scanlan's Hand!
427
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,283
[grunting]
428
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,455
[roaring]
429
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,546
Light him up, Vex.
430
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,847
[screams]
431
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,101
I will sunder your bones.
432
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:53,021
- Look who's nice and low.
- [sneers]
433
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:57,650
I would like to...
434
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:02,947
rage!
435
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,241
[roaring]
436
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,618
[shouting]
437
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,253
[all grunt]
438
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,801
[Grog groans]
439
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,887
Is he dead?
440
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:28,347
[Chuckles softly]
We did that.
441
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,807
We did that, right?
442
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,810
It seems being a bunch
of assholes has its merits.
443
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,562
[Grog grunts]
444
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:35,938
- Souvenir?
- [scoffs]
445
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,399
Proof we killed the scaly turd.
446
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,985
Huh. You know,
you're a lot smarter
447
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:42,737
than we give you credit for,
Grog.
448
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,448
- Yep, I'm a genius.
- Huh?
449
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,995
- Aw, fuck this day.
- Oh!
450
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,833
- Exit strategy?
- Run!
451
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:02,465
[Scanlan] Wait!
452
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,759
The-the loot!
[grunts]
453
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,179
[groans]
Damn it!
454
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,394
We got him, kid.
455
00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:23,778
[Uriel] Vox Machina,
456
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:26,864
for your selfless heroism,
I proclaim you all
457
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,324
Protectors of the Realm
458
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,535
and honorary members
459
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:33,079
of the council of Tal'Dorei.
460
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,498
I know.
I can hardly believe it myself.
461
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,874
[all laugh]
462
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,127
Oh, how I've missed
respectability.
463
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,379
Yes, yes, yes,
that's all fine and good,
464
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,422
but where is the... Ah.
465
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,799
There we are.
466
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,677
[chuckles]
Payday.
467
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,011
Uh...
468
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,721
Keys? Parchment?
469
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,850
- Where's our reward?
- [Uriel] You're holding it.
470
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,227
The deed to your new keep
here in Emon.
471
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,063
We need our protectors
close at hand to,
472
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,565
you know, protect.
473
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:02,775
- [gasps, chuckles]
- [chuckles]
474
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:05,945
Uh-huh. Uh, hypothetically,
if we sold it, how much
475
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,238
do you think that...
476
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,656
Okay.
477
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:12,118
Sister, we have a home.
478
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,122
Wait till I tell my father.
479
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,499
Oh, the Ashari
will never believe this.
480
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,042
I bet...
481
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,462
I'm ruining a moment right now,
aren't I?
482
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,424
Yep, I'm just gonna
go over here now.
483
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,551
As protectors,
you must understand
484
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,720
that the threat
is far from over.
485
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,514
We suspect Krieg may have been
part of a larger plot.
486
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:36,267
As such, I have arranged
an important banquet
487
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,644
to discuss the security
of our realm.
488
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,396
It'll be quite delightful,
really.
489
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,023
We have a wonderful cook.
490
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:45,359
We trust you will all attend.
In fact,
491
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,696
several dignitaries should be
on their way as we speak.
492
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,910
- [horse neighs]
- Huh?
493
00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,583
L-Lady Briarwood, there's
something blocking the road.
494
00:25:00,583 --> 00:25:03,211
Can you go around it, Desmond?
495
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:05,922
[man] Allow me, my love.
496
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,264
[leaves rustling]
497
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,934
[chuckles]
498
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:20,895
[bandit] Well,
ain't this a lucky night.
499
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,521
Looks like royalty to me.
500
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,024
What do you say, gang?
501
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,276
[whimpers]
502
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,404
Oh, he's a fancy one.
503
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:33,074
We want everything
you and the missus got
504
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,201
unless you want to be gutted
like a fish.
505
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,203
What, are you deaf or something?
506
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,496
Empty your pockets.
507
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,622
Aah!
508
00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,916
[gasping]
509
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,086
The fuck?!
510
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,255
[grunting]
511
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,425
- [whimpers]
- [gasps]
512
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,135
[screams, grunts]
513
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,845
[door opens]
514
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:57,098
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble, Sylas.
515
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,849
Delilah, my dear,
516
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:02,103
- it was nothing.
- [whip cracks]
517
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,676
Ripped by
- YoungJedi -
518
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,703
♪ ♪
519
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,066
♪ ♪
520
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,708
Chirp.
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