All language subtitles for The Really Loud House s01e11 The Princess.eng

- [whistles]
- Come on!

It's picture time!

[upbeat music]

♪ In the Loud house ♪

♪ Really Loud house ♪

[pleasant music]

Read me a bedtime story, Lincoln.

Okay, Lily.

How about
"Wake Up Moon"?

Mm, no.

How about
"Who Needs to Fart?"

- [farts]
- [sniffs]

Ohh. You already got
that one covered, huh?

- Yeah.
- All right, Lily.

I'll read you a new book.

Do you like fairy tales?

Of course.

Okay.

"The Princess and
the Everlasting Emerald."

Yay!

"There once was a boy
from Royal Woods

named Lincoln."

You're Lincoln.

That's right, Lily.

"And the boy fell in love

"with a beautiful princess
named Charlie

who came from a faraway land
called Tennessee."

- Princess.
- "But the princess

"fancied a different boy
from Royal Woods

named Rusty."

Aww.

"But soon, young Lincoln
won the heart of the princess,

and they became
the toast of Royal Woods."

They have crowns! Yay!

"They had never been
so happy.

But then, Princess Charlie
had some terrible news."

♪ ♪

I don't know how
to tell you this, Lincoln,

but I'm moving back
to Tennessee.

I'm leaving.

Tomorrow.

I guess I did know
how to tell you.

She's leaving?

Yep.
She was leaving forever,

and he'd never see her again.

Oh, no!

"So there was only one thing
left for young Lincoln to do.

Lincoln, and his most faithful
companion, Clyde McBride..."

Clyde McBride!

Yeah.
"Ran clear across Royal Woods

to a place called
Flip's Food Fuel..."

Flip.

♪ ♪

"To get the one thing
that would

keep Princess Charlie
from forgetting."

How much for
the Everlasting Emerald?

[shimmering tone]
"The Everlasting Emerald,

the most priceless gem
in the land."

$57,000.

Would you accept 17 cents
and a lint ball?

And a Lincoln head penny.

Isn't that just a penny?

You're blowing this.

Prices have gone up, boys.

Flip's fallen on hard times.

Looks like I'm gonna
lose the store.

Not even my lucky $2 bill
can get me out of this one.

This is the first $2
I ever made in this store.

That's why it's so lucky.

[register dings]
Ohh!

[grunts]

Ooh.

Wait a minute.

Lincoln, you're the only one
that can help me.

If you help me save Flip's,

the emerald's all yours.

We're in.

There's nothing I can't do
without my best friend, Clyde.

[whispering indistinctly]

Really, Clyde?
Birdwatching?

Someone spotted
a spruce grouse

at Tall Timber Park.

I can't miss that.

[sighs] Okay.
I'm in.

[upbeat rock music]

First order of business,

we gotta go talk
to your parents.

♪ ♪

Why?

You'll see, Lily.

The story's just beginning.

"Across town, the boy's father
was very excited

about his favorite
time of the year."

Hey, hon, it's Charity Week!

Let us get ready

to humble-la-la-la-la-la-la-ly

give back to our community!
[chuckles]

That sounded so much better
in my head.

- Didn't it?
- Yeah.

[laughs]
It's Charity Week already?

Sure is! Why do you think
I'm wearing this dope uniform?

Figure I'll go get Lynn,

we'll go down
to the youth center

and teach those little
pipsqueaks a thing or two

about America's
favorite pastime.

Ah! I'm gonna go get her.

Touchdown!

That's the wrong sport, honey.

Throw on your uniform,
we'll do a little

pitch, catch, slide, hit,
bunt--all the classics.

We'll even teach 'em
how to spit sunflower seeds.

[spitting]
[chuckles] What do you say?

Just me and my number one girl.

I've got a soccer tournament, Pops.

But maybe you could try--
- Luan! My number one girl.

What do you say? You and me?

A little "Who's On First?"

for the old folks
at Sunset Canyon?

Sorry, Dad.
I'm doing an open mic night

at Mike's House of Mics.
- [sighs]

Luna!

My number one--

Sorry, but I've got a gig

at the Burnt Bean.

But it's nice to know
I'm your number one girl.

- [sighs]
- [playing guitar lick]

Did you just play me out?

Yeah.

Luna's got a gig,

Lily's spending the weekend
with Pop Pop,

and Lola's got a pageant.

I mean, am I the only one

who cares about Charity Week
anymore?

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

The kids are getting older.

Their lives are getting busier.

Yeah, I know.
It just feels like

all those family traditions
are just falling away.

Movie Night,

Dance Battle Night,
Costume Night.

You know, our costume box
is buried

in the back of our garage.

I had to fight a raccoon
just to get this on.

[sighs] And don't get me
started on "Charades."

Everybody knows
that's my favorite.

- You do love "Charades."
- Yeah.

Hon, why do the kids
have to grow up?

Aww, slugger.

Well, you still have
half a dozen or so

available for your needs.
- Hm.

And when
they're all grown up,

I get you all to myself.

- Mm.
- Muah.

[both laugh]

It's Charity Week!

Let's get ready to give

and be humble-la-la-la-la-ble!

That's what I was going for.
What do you got?

Okay, so what if I told you
in Royal Woods

there was the saddest guy
in the whole world?

I'm listening.

- He's super down on his luck.
- I like it.

- And he needs your help.
- Sold!

To the boy
in the orange sweatshirt.

Who is it?

How ya doin', Louds?

Nope.

- Yep.
- Flip!

"Flip was known
as many things

in the land of Royal Woods."

A con man, a merchant
of expired goods..."

That's a wax apple.

"And a buffoon."

Flip likes 'em firm.

I'm good.

Uhh--

Uh--uh--Lincoln told us
that, uh--

that you needed some help.

Oh. A small favor.

Small.

I need to pretend
I'm married to your wife

and that I sired
all your children.

[dramatic music]

We can explain.

Everyone in Royal Woods
knows me

as the devilishly handsome man
behind the counter

at Flip's Food Fuel.

He's gorgeous.

Who they don't know
is my less handsome,

more successful brother,

Walter Phillipini.

Wait, you don't own Flip's?

I was born to run Flip's.

- Nobody's better.
- Unfortunately,

I ran it straight
into the ground.

Nobody's perfect.

I had to borrow money
from my brother,

but I couldn't tell him
the reason why,

or he'd bulldoze Flip's
into a parking lot.

Very sad.

So I wrote some letters
and told him

the reason I needed the money

was because of my
beautiful wife and kids,

AKA you guys.

Wait, why are there only
five kids in that photo?

We have 11 children.

Yeah,
11 kids seems irresponsible,

even for old Flip.

So I rounded it down to five.

Took it down to five.

Please,
don't pop out any more

before he arrives.

That's not how it works.

Right, honey?

That's not how it works.

Long story short,
my brother's on his way here

and he wants to have dinner
with the pretend family

he's been supporting
all these years.

And if finds out
the whole thing's a sham,

well, then it's goodbye,
Flip's.

The place I love more than
anything in the world

will be gone forever.

[somber music]

You weren't kiddin'.

This really is sad.

Nice find, Linc!

What do you say, Mom, huh?

I'm pretending
that he's my husband

and the father of my children?

Yeah.

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

It's just one dinner?

- One dinner.
- One dinner.

Okay, I'm in.

- Whoo! Yes!
- Yes! [laughs]

I'm gonna go get ready.

Well, looks like
Charity Week

has officially begun!

I'm gonna have to borrow
some fancy dinner duds.

I'm a 58 relaxed.

[upbeat music]

"Unfortunately,
Flip didn't know

his fake family as well
as he thought he did."

[whistling]

All right, my brother's
gonna be here soon,

so we all gotta get
our seating assignments.

Lisa, you're gonna sit here.

- I'm Leni.
- Wha--I thought you were

the scientist.
- Umm, no.

Okay, um, Luan,

now, you're gonna sit here

and bring that hilarious dummy
of yours with you.

Hiss.

She's Lucy.
You're the dummy.

Don't talk to your father
that way, Leni.

That's Lisa.

And this is a disaster.

I thought you were
the fashion girl.

This has grown tiresome.

Look, I don't have
any time for this.

You're the fashion girl,
you're the scientist,

you're the comedian,
and you're the pageant queen,

and you are my doting,
faithful wife.

Now, go!
Get into character!

Ah! This is so much fun.
What character am I?

I could be the crazy uncle,
the wacky neighbor--

I have a very wide range.

The character
you're gonna play

is the guy who's not involved.

There can only be one dad,
and it's me.

[sighs]

Ah! Ah! Gah!

But I don't wanna miss
the start of Charity Week!

Charity Week can't start
until you vamoose.

Yeah, well,
I just wanna contribute.

I'll do anything!

I already let you make dinner.

Ohh.

[struggling efforts]
Stop!

Help me out here, kid.

Lincoln! Lincoln, no!

♪ ♪

Do you want that emerald
or not?

"So the young boy
had to choose

between his father
and the girl that he loved."

What did you do?

I'm sorry, Dad.

Lincoln Albert Loud,
don't you dare!

I gotta--
[laughs] Whoo!

[thudding]

Oh! Please! Oh! Ohh!
[crashing]

[groans]
Why am I so ticklish?

I'm proud of ya, son.

[doorbell dings]

Hello, Walter.

Hello, Phillip.

♪ ♪

Welcome to my humble home.

This is my son, Lincoln.

Ah, yes, the young gentleman
with the plan.

I heard so much about you
in Phillip's letters.

Your teeth look stupendous.

The money I sent for
those braces was well spent.

Well, life is like a mirror.

Smile, and it smiles back
at you.

Oh, kids.

Very profound.

That's my boy.

Let me introduce you
to the rest of my brood.

[dramatic chord]

We've got Luan.

Ah, yes, the comedian
of the family.

Tell Uncle Walter a joke.

♪ ♪

Knock knock.

Who's there?

- Death.
- Death who?

All of us, Walter.
All of us.

Oh, that's rich!

[laughter]

[laughter stops]

You remember Lisa,
the family scientist.

Ah, yes, what's your latest
groundbreaking experiment?

Science.

Robots.

Beakers!

Are items she's using
in the experiment.

Which is very groundbreaking.

And, of course,
there's Lola,

my elegant,
classy pageant queen.

[farting loudly]

Shrimp makes me gassy.

Moving on.

Yes, this is Leni.

She's the one that needed

a private tutor
for every class.

Yep. I really struggle academically.

I'm all about fashion.

And, of course,

last but not least,
my beautiful wife, Conchita.

- Rita.
- Rita.

Enough with the small talk.

Uncle Walter came here
for dinner.

So, as the old saying goes,

let's start
so we can finish.

After you.

[upbeat music]

[all chattering]

Hey!

You're not a part
of this family.

Nice to see you, too,
little bro.

No, seriously.
What are you doing here?

[all speaking]

You know what,
it doesn't matter.

Everyone in the basement.
- No.

- What? Are you joking?
- Stop.

[all complaining]

I'm starving.

I bet you can't catch this
ball before it bounces twice.

The heck I can't!

[ball bounces]

Caught it!

Hey!

It's Charity Week.

You won't be down there
for long,

and Dad's totally on board.

I am not on board.

[sighs] Charity Week
is a sacred tradition,

where the Louds put aside
their own needs

to help those less fortunate.

And if I'm not allowed
to be involved,

then what's the ding dang
point?

Sounds like
the act of charity

would be staying down here
so we can help out Flip.

Ohh, don't tell me
how charity works, young lady.

I invented charity.

[gasps]

I am so sorry.

I just can't believe
Flip is up there

with all my favorite people.

You know what I mean.

Who's ready for dinner?

I hope you're hungry.

That food smells so good!

Yeah, well,
I made that food.

[sniffs]

I even made
my famous lava cake.

And now, here I am,
stuck in the basement

while Flip is up there,
the star of Charity Week.

Okay, everybody.
Enjoy my homemade feast.

Everything looks delicious.

Oh, easy as pie.

Or should I say, lava cake,

which I also made myself.

"So the dinner had begun."

Dibs on the potatoes! Dibs!

"All they had to do
was fool Flip's brother

and Lincoln would get
the emerald."

It's working.

Well, it was working,

but all fairy tales
have complications.

Which is, trolls.

And this guy.

- This is so sad.
- Tragic.

- He's really bad at this.
- What are you doing?

I'm trying to make
the world a better place,

now give me a boost!

- Get him down.
- Come on!

- Get back here!
- Dad, come on!

No, don't pull!

No. No, no, no, no, no!

Come on!

Uh--Mom hides candy bars
behind the washer!

- Get out of my way!
- Get--move, move, move.

[laughs] Yeah!

[laughs]

I'll be back.

[upbeat music]

Okay, here we go.

[chittering]
Ahh!

[screams]

Ahh! Ahh!
Get him off!

Thanks for the money you sent
for Luan's comedy classes.

She has been voted class clown
three years running.

No.

What can I say?

I live to laugh.

Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.

[all laughing]

Not to mention,
the wife's painting

has really taken off
ever since

she had those extra thumbs removed.

Show him your hands, honey.

Uh--

Look at that. [laughs]

Almost like they were
never there. [chuckles]

Then it was money well spent.

Hear! Hear!

Wow! What a fun dinner.

I can't believe
it's time to go.

But I'm not done eating.

There you go.

Well, this has been
a wonderful dinner,

and it's certainly wonderful
to finally meet you all.

Ohh. To Uncle Walter!
[all chattering]

Great to meet you, too.

Here's your cane, your hat,

your coat,
and your scarf.

I don't have a scarf.

Well, then,
you need it more than we do.

After all, it is Charity Week.

[with accent]
Did somebody say Charity Week?

Good gravy, he went
to the costume box.

Phillip,
who is this man?

♪ ♪

Oh, no!

You said it, Lily.

[suspenseful music]

Allow myself
to introduce myself.

My name is Kristoff

Bolschwarzenegger
German Shepard Von Trapp.

But you can call me
Kristoff Bol.

What are you doing?

[whispering]
Don't worry, I got this.

Got what?

Phillip, what is going on?

I don't recall you mentioning
this gentleman.

Mm, well, um--

Uh, Crystal Ball is, uh--

Our handyman!

We have a handyman?

I'm paying for a handyman?

Well, I let him
snake the toilets and whatnot

to keep him on his feet.

He's a wizard with a plunger.
I can vouch for that.

But I do not need the money.

In my country,
I am star of silver screen.

And a brain surgeon.

Phillip,
I find it hard to believe

that this escaped your letters.

He's a new hire.

Crisco Oil is a good egg.

That's why I'm giving him
the rest of the day off.

Yeah, why don't you
head on home, Kristoff Bol?

Oh, good idea, son.

Ah! [chuckles]

Oh, but mein friend,

I am home.

I live in the basement, remember?

I'm last to know everything.

Right, well,

enjoy some well-earned R
in the basement.

[laughs]

Oh, strudel sticks.

When there is so much
heavenly company upstairs,

why would anyone want
to languish

in the darkness
of the basement?

What is going on up there?

Shouldn't Walter
be gone by now?

We've been down here forever.

I'm starving.

I can smell the food
through this vent.

I didn't eat anything today

so I'd play angry
in my soccer game.

Now I'm just double angry!

You're no angry.
You're hangry.

[laughs] Get it?

♪ ♪

Why are you looking at him
like that?

♪ ♪

I think she's gonna eat him.

♪ ♪

Yeah, she's definitely
gonna eat him.

[quirky music]

This is amazing lava cake.

- Thank you.
- Danke.

Yeah.

♪ ♪

They're having the lava cake.

Hey! What are you eating?

Luan's fourth grade
macaroni art.

Hey, I won first prize
for that!

[hisses]

Stop! No!

- Luan, I--
- Luna's got a chocolate bunny!

It's mine! I found it!

- Ahh!
- [screams]

[clattering]

You know, that was
the best meal

I've had in a long time.

And it certainly has been
a wonderful visit.

And, you know...

I don't say it often enough...

but it's good to see you, Phillip.

But--
[shoes squeak]

[phone buzzes]

Before I go,

I really do need
to use your bathroom.

It's broken!

My mom clogged it.

She does it all the time.

Lincoln!

I do.

Plenty of bathrooms
on the way to the airport.

- Yeah.
- Well, then,

I bid you adieu.

And--and I really wanna
thank you again

for your hospitality.

You more than lived up
to your Charity Week.

Thank you for coming
to my humble home.

Uh, our humble home.

It's everyone's humble home.

Can I get the door for you?

It--it was our pleasure
having you.

It was my pleasure
to have you.

Well, you know,
everyone chipped in.

Anyway, you're a wonderful man,
mein Walter.

Life is so fleeting.
It's a shame you have to leave.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

You know what?

[dramatic music]

Maybe I don't have to go.

I have no plans for tomorrow!
[laughs]

[all chattering nervously]
- Ahh.

Wunderbar.
- Great.

♪ ♪

He's staying another day?

We're gonna starve down here.

Do you think
they forgot about us?

Sounds like we're on our own.

[heroic music]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

I say we pick a leader.

Uh-oh.

The truth is,
I've spent my life

dedicated to nothing
but business and industry.

I own many houses,
but I often yearn for a home.

[sighs]

It's settled.

I'm staying another day.

[laughs nervously]

[chattering nervously]

[dramatic music]

[stomach gurgling]

I--I'm afraid
I ate too much lava cake.

Kristoff Bol.

[whistles]
That's you.

- Oh! Yah.
- Kristoff Bol.

I need you to fix that toilet,
chop, chop.

Yah. Danke.

Bitte.

Gesundheit.

[phone buzzes]

Charlie, what time
does your bus leave tomorrow?

That's why
I've been calling, Lincoln.

The plans changed.
I'm leaving tonight.

[melancholy music]

♪ ♪

I can't believe
you're leaving tonight.

I'm gonna get there
before you go.

Okay, Lincoln. Hurry.

Don't worry, I'll be there.

I promise.

"So Walter was staying,

"and Princess Charlie
was leaving.

"And unless
young Lincoln could get

"the Everlasting Emerald
and give it to her

before she left,
she would forget him forever."

I couldn't have said it
better myself.

♪ ♪

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