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Here's looking at, you kid.

What?

Well, well look who's here, a spend it himself.

And I Trish, right Trish?

you look like the cat that ate the mouse.

Get you later something.

Yeah, him too.

Didn't ya?

Hey, you know what to make her jealous?

She might want to see sometimes when she's missed

horny as ever i see. two beers just one for learning.

Where'd you bum staff, Dan?

You guys got anything going these days?

I want to fool around.

I need somebody to take over phone for a couple of days.

I got to get the hell out of here before I go nuts.

Let me consult my social director.

You got anything planned for us?

You know?

I don't know.

Sure Where we start

tomorrow.

Thanks a lot I really appreciate it.

Okay, no way this is on the house.

I thank you.

Real estate Lady Forgot about her.

After show you the ropes, Trish, can I use your phone. share?

So bad for an old lady.

I want to fuck you again.

We have 5 minutes to airtime malis, Where's Ann.

Let me go See if I can find her.

Sweetheart.

Do you know what time it is?

You should have been in wardrobe, 5 minutes ago

malis close that door Do you mind?

This is nice.

What are you doing?

I just thought you might like some help picking out, Something to wear tonight.

I told you I'm not going to change my image.

unlike some people, I know I like to be looked up to

How can you be looked up to, if people stopped looking?

Do you know what the ratings were last week?

I know and we'll have to do something about that,

but for the time being just get the F out of here and beat it,

I got to get ready.

If the public could see you now we never have a ratings problem,

Hello

who is it? Steve, What do you mean, who is?

Who are you, Gloria.

Hello Gloria. Hello

You must be here to see my mom.

She just got called down to the office but I don't think she'll be too long.

Do you want to come in?

Yeah, sure.

I'm just watching TV and then dead.

You want something to drink?

This water?

We ready on camera Three ready on camera, tow.

Ready on camera one.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Start the Fanfare, QV announcer.

And now the program that tries to make sense out of this crazy world of ours,

The doctor Han child show, starring doctor and child.

Stand by camera, number to replace him and take two.

Thank you and good evening before we get into the hot box questions today.

I would like to discuss something that affects each and every one of us,

I'm talking about stress.

Deep breathing, exercises are something I use at the end of the day.

Are you come to fuck my mother?

What do you want to know?

I like to know everything.

Well, are you. sure?

I knew it.

What are you gonna do first?

What do you mean?

You know, are you going to eat, or either out or suck on her tits or what?

everything I might even fuck her in the ass. Wooow

Do you do that a lot only. for an extra $25.

after my second Martini of course. just joking.

Do you ever use any devices?

Only one. What

It looks pretty big.

When are we getting complaints?

Is My mom A good at fuck.

You got some happiness I like it

"Yeah, she's a good fuck if you're lucky, it'll run in the family."

Yeah

Mind, if I ask you just one more question.

Okay, one more

do you love fuck me

Now, your mom might come home soon.

Second thought who gives a shit.

I just read about a group of people in Southern California,

who are formed an organization exclusively for the purpose of hugging people.

But your mommy

sometimes

should see when I fucked the play whit my finger between your pussy

If we do. You do

Think about anything when you pick finished.

There is so cute.

Look at yo comprendo.

To younger than.

a picture So it's my boys are in the car.

You should do that to me.

Can I come and drink?

She hit the roof?

Anyway, you are the better.

It feels good

It's not boys,

eating every the pussy

They don't do it.

That's where you pee.

I don't need to put care between Yuki

Crazy

Now, there are all types of massages beginning with a divisional.

Precise touch It could.

Your boyfriend’s Do that to you?

I think you'll find this very interesting, indeed.

You know what this is called.

It's cool. I know

If my boyfriend likes to have intercourse a lot,

does that mean he's suffering from stress. obviously?

Your boyfriend is using sex to keep them talking to you.

Often times sex can be fatal to a relationship.

It covers up the real problem.

Well, fuck is anywhere.

that would start ran child, She's totally wacko, but it's a kid watching her.

Somebody I serves great Give me a sex, some bad name.

Hopefully this program will help combat that type of thinking,

let's get our minds out of the gutter, shall we?

Well, maybe that's somebody ought to be.

You can't think of anyone more cold.

Debra text?

Hey, bartender.

Do you know why some Cowboys have brown noses?

No.

It's because they're all looking for love in all the wrong places.

Bartender.

He let me do it Jack.

Sure.

I can I get you something

like a martini the rum and coke.

They want our from martini, and a beer.

Are you sure. you want me to ask him again?

Nah, I think the to class today, you can know the difference.

Saint Martins.

In order a beer, I'm not that strong.

I'm sorry, I'll take it back.

Look at my eyes whip.

Sorry. get away from me.

Don't listen lately.

I'm sorry. Take a look.

What do you hire here retards?

Look at what he did to my dress to the idea of what I

paid for this big fucking deal. What are you doing in a joint like this?

Anyway, why don't you go someplace?

Like, let's say, Francis maybe some asshole by your dream?

Let's get the fuck out of here.

We go.

Come on Agnes, Let's get out of this dog.

We listen. shithead.

I'm sorry.

Hey, it's a couple of Applicants anyway.

But clean this up.

and here She is again televisions most respected psychologist,

Dr Rancho.

Another cut. relations.

Hey, who's watching at

Okay.

In fact, an entire method of psychoanalysis has been built around this phenomenal.

He liked her.

Yeah, I've been thinking of going to the show.

Oh, yeah, well, if you do, give her a message for me, tell her, I'd like this suck my dick

Well, feel that strongly about it.

Why did you tell?

I think that sex is the only thing on his mind, hopefully,

this program will help to combat

Let's make sure we get a real tight shot here.

We gonna win something

Jack told you It's not that kind of show.

Here she is.

The star of our show televisions, pop psychologist, doctor John.

Thank you and good evening.

Once again, I had originally planned an exhibition of a deep massaging technique.

That is wonderful in relieving stress.

Unfortunately, our masseur broke a finger today.

Probing a little too deeply I suppose at any rate.

He won't be here this evening.

So let's go directly to the HotBox question, shall

Hi, my name is Hazel alderdice first I'd like to say how much I admire you doctor

Han you want a few people on television who taught common sense

we got a bunch of sexual garbage, why?

Thank you.

I wish more people felt that way.

Now, how may I help you?

Well, it's these dreams.

I've been having practically every night

I dream I'm being chased by a motorcycle gang.

Like the Hells Angels and my friend Mildred.

She says that it's Freudian because the gang is naked.

And do you think it's right for my age to be having dreams Like this?

Dreams are neither right Nor wrong.

So don't worry.

But what I would worry about is your friends obvious, preoccupation, with sex,

When will people realize that there are more important things in life than sex?

Get the fuck out of here, What's more important in fucking great?

You know, you talk like, you know so much.

I don't think you know, shit.

But when's the last time you got laid, right?

You got it.

What you need is a little big so long.

What are you Married to this bride.

Did you see the way the audience reacted to him?

Everyone was on his side.

I'm serious malis, we needed something like this to happen, and it did Malis.

What do you think?

Hmm.

Everybody wants to know who that guy was just come in off the street.

I could tell you to definite purpose in mind.

People in the audience I could tell was shocked.

This could have a bad effect on ratings.

Sure, the sponsors must be infuriated.

Yes.

Oh yes, mr Beigel

It's New York had programming.

Yes.

Oh yes, we saw it.

Why Thank you.

Yes, we're so glad you liked it.

Yes, sir.

Good night, mr.

Beigel, thank you, sir.

- I can't believe it.

Who said the show work today?

Specially, when that guy, made that spectacle of himself.

He got we planned it all there It's a publicity stunt.

He said he wants this guy worked into the show immediately my God,

how do we get in touch with him?

We don't move, man.

We don't know his name, malis do something.

Second honors.

Go away.

You ever make like a donkey,

I believe this sticker has some exist together as we are.

I'm sticking with messy hair looks.

Okay, friend.

Come on, come on

All your faces

Party

Nice word.

Pretty good.

It's beautiful.

Loved every second of it.

Yeah, me too.

Don't forget tomorrow night.

Baby. Baby

Way to go Jack.

Nice word.

Very good.

It's beautiful Loved every second of it.

Yeah, me too.

Don't forget. tomorrow night.

I got your card.

To be honest with you, I didn't think you had it in you,

but you sure proved me wrong. and I didn't have any me, they had it in them.

Jesus, you should have seen the expression on her face like somebody gooster with a crowbar.

You were watching.

I'm sure everybody was you know that was the best damn show.

she ever had talking about anyone. talked to her doctor Charles you told her to go screw herself on television.

All right.

Right.

As she deserved that she was a kind of anyway.

Yeah, that's right.

You showed her Jack.

Sure was a pretty confident. that she wasn't so pretty.

She was pretty.

Hey she was pretty Jack.

I look okay.

Okay, she was pretty.

So what? He wanted to bawl her too, right?

I can't believe it when one of your cussing her the oute next minute you talking about screwing her.

Hey, you think he can't do it.

Hey, let's face it.

She's not like us.

She's a star and afterwards.

You did a big, get it.

You know, I love a challenge.

Right.

Looks good in red.

Now, she doing a fashion show.

She should do that for me.

Beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.

Look at those beautiful dead.

I can't believe that.

If she knows, I'm here.

I thought it'd be so easy to find them.

Everybody has the sign something to be in the audience

You mean he didn't sign anything.

Oh yeah, he signed.

All right using the name dick goes Enya.

Oh

Miles here.

Yes, put him through.

It's New York.

Yes, sir. This is Miles.

No, sir.

We haven't been able to locate him yet but we are looking for them.

Possibly tomorrow night shows, sir, but I can't guarantee it sir.

All right, we'll try our best sir.

Okay, good night, Sir, what did he say?

He wants to know why The guy hasn't been worked back into the show yet.

Did he say anything about canceling me?

He's meeting with the sponsors now.

We're in trouble doll face.

Yes, hi is dr.

Hannah home.

No, she's at home right now.

Oh, that's too bad.

I worked in at the studio with her and she asked me a couple of days ago to come by

check out some problems she had with the plumbing.

Well, I'm sorry she isn't here right now.

Yeah. Well, since I'm here, you know

I like to check it out anyway because you can make this trip for nothing.

Hey, it's a nice looking uniform looks real good.

Well, thank you.

Where would you like to check First?

she mentioned something about a bedroom and bathroom.

That's bathroom, is Walk This Way.

This way.

Hey, don't leave my need a hand.

I'll be around.

Part-time husband.

Bingo.

Find a leak.

I know you were no blower.

I saw you on TV the other night,

so you're a detective and I look. doctor and he's trying to find you.

You were a big hit. You didn't answer my question.

I said, how did I look. delicious?

Smell my good taste.

To animate, like the septic.

I’m m fuck your mouth

Say may I suck your dick sir.

Please. excuse me sir.

May I suck your dick? No…..

Yeah, I was lying.

You do what You're told.

You're, good servant.

It's hard to get good help these days.

A real nasty.

I take it back, you are

How does someone get in touch with you Anyway

they don't I get in touch with them.

Well, you know where to find me.

But if it's Doctor Anna,

you want to see your best?

Bet is that well with box?

Why I am darling.

How are you after that Awful experience isn't.

Well, hold on Gina.

Oh, just fine Really

I'm so glad to hear it because the way things are going with your show hon,

you've got enough to worry about the ever need.

Anything like a job.

Can you call Sooner?

Bitch, this is I didn't order a beer. don't want this beer.

It's good beer. You take a look at.

How did you know I'd be here.

Your maiden are like this.

You are full of surprises Aren't you?

Just like you're full of shit, dog?

The one thing going for you very beautiful woman.

What'd he say? Let's be friends.

That's that.

You're hand soft like this all over ice.

Funny thing about women are so they like to work, silky.

Sexy underwear, it is soft.

As they tell me. And

What do you wear underneath your clothes?

Did you do you do Come on strong , don't you?

Would you like to know what I wear under my clothes?

I have a feeling I already know.

I'd like to find out for sure.

Miles.

This is Jack nice to meet you. miles of the Network's program director.

Jack.

And I were just discussing that if we're going to work together,

we're going to have to treat each other with more respect. work together.

Why is we're going to make you a star We mild.

Yeah, that's right.

That's what we're going to do.

I think it's getting a little deep in here.

Of course, we're going to have to do something about your clothes and your hand.

Oh, I don't worry about it.

You'll be paid well, and I know that story Clifford. hold it DOC, that's better.

Now, before you cut off my balls completely,

would you mind telling me why I would do this?

Well, you're going to be a part of my show.

You might not realize it but you are out, Perfect example of the Common Man.

The blue-collar worker, your simple views, coupled with my expert Interpretation of them is just what my show needs.

Now Do you understand good?

Well, then I'd like you to the studio tomorrow at 10 o'clock sharp and we'll,

wait a minute.

Where are you going?

I'm not through with you, yet.

I'm only interested in one thing.

What's that?

Their second night dick. bye

I blue.

I just talked to New York.

Looks like tomorrow night shows it.

You could have gotten another sponsor, you've done that for other shows.

You didn't even try Did you

know don't be like that you know as well as I do That New York pulls the strings.

I just regulate programming.

Don't find something else for you.

Maybe a Morning Show.

Amalgamated Foods has been wanting to do a quick show for some time.

Maybe I can arrange. cook Sho look.

They won't be forever just until I can find something better.

Just trust me okay

everything's going to work out fine.

I promise there's nothing else we can do except for get it and go on.

So go on who's stopping you?

Well, it is getting late, I promised Mary and the kids, I'd be home early tonight.

So we'll talk some more after the show tomorrow night, okay?

Okay.

Excuse me This jack work here.

You're the TV lady, aren't you?

Well, yeah, I suppose I am. Jack said that if you came in to tell you he's in the back,

he's expecting me.

Do the best.

No, you weren't there.

so we see bugger bugger bugger

I'm coming.

Would you gonna make me cry?

Oh yeah.

Important than fucking doctor.

Try it, You might like it.

I don't think, you know, shit doctor.

You need a piece of schlong, dog.

Son Bitch

Hey.

Hey.

I want to fuck you.

Can't hear you.

I think you've made that crystal clear.

Tell me, is it always this easy for you?

Doc 97.

One thing you're not is easy.

Well, why should I be in my business If you're easy?

we get stiff. done.

I can't afford to let that happen.

Nobody can't.

No productive.

Don't seem to know much of my people.

I'm not a doctor.

My name isn't even an child's.

When I came to this town five years ago

I promised myself that people were going to know who I was and it worked.

At least until now.

Still no reason to stop being a woman.

so you don't think I'm a woman, huh?

I watch you do that before when you were long, and that's not the way you did. it once.

I want to watch again, My show me.

What are you going to do?

Said, I'm going to fuck you.

Do you want me to?

Yeah. and fair.

I want you to fuck me.

What else do you want me to do?

You want to suck my dick?

Yes I want to suck your dick it too much

Suck your pussy. Yes suck my pussy.

Do You like your pussy. I like my pussy

I want this to you.

Your dick. My dick I want your dick

fuck me with your dick

Do you like my dick in your pussy, pussy. Fuck my pussy

For you, this girl.

Are you in this car but you want to let me win?

I knew you'd be the first time I saw you.

I'd like you to stay.

What would your neighbors think?

Fuck the neighbors.

You learning, it's good.

You're going to be all right.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Being yourself.

Tell me.

What's your real name Anyway

you'll laugh.

No. I promise.

I promise I won't laugh.

Okay.

Esther Huckabee.

You make me feel good.

Tell me my show wasn't been canceled.

There's only one thing I can save that show yours.

You? No! you the real you the one who had enough guts to call yourself a doctor and pull it off.

Hey Trish turn on the TV

3 .. 2 .. 1

cue the announcer, and here She is again televisions most respected

psychologist Doctor

Ann child.

Hey. Your girlfriend on tv

Hey yo, yo everybody.

Hey, everybody want to watch this?

Did you get a kick out of it?

Thank you and good evening tonight.

We have with us an expert in the field of self-awareness, Doctor.

Irwin mud.

Good evening Doctor.

Mudd good evening Doctor Mudd in your book.

You discuss something called self, deprivation.

Depriving the senses, huh?

Does that mean you want people to stop fucking. what is she doing?

That's the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard.

Nice work.

I tell you. I just love to give it my best shot.

If you want to be chased by a naked motorcycle gay.

They you be chased by a naked man.

Recycle gang, and who gives a damn if it's boy or not.

Nothing's more important than puppy.