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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:41,341 ♪ FUNNY OLD WORLD, I JUST ADORE YOU ♪ 2 00:00:41,407 --> 00:00:45,110 ♪ FONDLY I IMPLORE YOU ♪ 3 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:48,014 ♪ YOU OLD TROUBADOUR, YOU ♪ 4 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,550 ♪ PLEASE, WHEN YOU GET READY ♪ 5 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:52,986 ♪ I'D LIKE TO GO STEADY AND ♪ 6 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:56,189 ♪ GEE, TAKE IT FROM ME, IT'LL BE GROOVY ♪ 7 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,489 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S SOMEBODY ♪ 8 00:00:57,556 --> 00:01:00,660 ♪ UP THERE DIGGING US ALL ♪ 9 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,095 ♪ ALL CHAPPY AND HAND-SLAPPY ♪ 10 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:03,929 ♪ JUST LIKE IN A MOVIE ♪ 11 00:01:03,996 --> 00:01:05,263 ♪ AS WE'S HAVING US ♪ 12 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,333 ♪ ONE FABULOUS, FANTABULOUS ♪ 13 00:01:07,399 --> 00:01:14,274 ♪ BEAUTIFUL BALL ♪ 14 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,944 [APPLAUSE] 15 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,618 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING] 16 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,961 [PLAYING VIOLIN] 17 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,208 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 18 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,178 [RING] 19 00:01:52,244 --> 00:01:53,579 [MUSIC STOPS] 20 00:01:53,645 --> 00:01:55,381 YEAH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 21 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:57,482 I KNOW. IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT. 22 00:01:57,550 --> 00:02:00,753 OK, I'LL STOP. 23 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,321 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING WHO I AM. 24 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:05,324 WELL, TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 25 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,660 PRETTY MONSTROUS, EH? 26 00:02:08,727 --> 00:02:11,664 WHY NOT? I'M A MONSTER. 27 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,966 IN FACT, I'M THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER OF JEALOUSY. 28 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,469 YOU MAY ASK, 29 00:02:16,535 --> 00:02:21,640 IF I'M THE GREEN-EYED MONSTER, WHY HAVE I GOT RED EYES? 30 00:02:21,707 --> 00:02:24,177 I DON'T SLEEP. 31 00:02:26,512 --> 00:02:28,080 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 32 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,982 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 33 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:32,451 YEAH. YEAH. 34 00:02:32,518 --> 00:02:33,953 JEALOUS? 35 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,956 UH-HUH. YEAH, CHIEF. GOTCHA. 36 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,291 RIGHT! 37 00:02:39,358 --> 00:02:41,460 I GOT TO GO OUT ON A JOB. 38 00:02:41,527 --> 00:02:43,128 YOU WANT TO COME ALONG? 39 00:02:43,195 --> 00:02:45,131 WHY NOT? 40 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:13,660 HARRY, MY HUSBAND HAS FOUND OUT ABOUT US, 41 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,261 AND HE'S TERRIBLY PERTURBED. 42 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,162 PERTURBED? HOW? 43 00:03:17,229 --> 00:03:19,732 LOOK. I'LL SHOW YOU. 44 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,743 HE DOES SEEM PERTURBED. 45 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:35,714 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 46 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:37,082 BERNIE HERE. 47 00:03:37,149 --> 00:03:38,250 CHIEF? 48 00:03:38,317 --> 00:03:40,520 ANOTHER ONE? 49 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:43,590 HAVE I GOT A PASSPORT? WHERE? 50 00:03:52,431 --> 00:03:54,367 [BAND PLAYING] 51 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,014 OUR VIGIL HERE AT BELHAM AIRPORT 52 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:10,916 WILL BE OVER AT ANY MOMENT. 53 00:04:10,983 --> 00:04:12,652 THE MARSHAL OF THE ROYAL AIR FORCE 54 00:04:12,718 --> 00:04:14,587 AND HIGH EMBASSY OFFICIALS 55 00:04:14,653 --> 00:04:17,156 HAVE ASSEMBLED HERE TO WELCOME TO LONDON 56 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:20,726 THREE-STAR LIEUTENANT GENERAL MAYNARD C. PARKER. 57 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,228 GENERAL PARKER, 58 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,063 WHO IS THE PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL ENVOY, 59 00:04:24,129 --> 00:04:27,367 IS HERE FOR HIGH-LEVEL TACTICAL TALKS, 60 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,368 AFTER WHICH HE AND HIS ENTOURAGE 61 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:30,703 WILL LEAVE FOR A TOUR 62 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:34,340 OF AMERICAN AIR FORCE INSTALLATIONS IN EUROPE. 63 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,119 I CAN SEE THAT THE AIRCRAFTSMEN 64 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:48,453 ARE PREPARING THE RAMP. 65 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,022 THEY'RE PUSHING IT ACROSS THE TARMAC 66 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,025 UP TO THE PLANE. 67 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,260 PRESENT ARMS! 68 00:04:55,327 --> 00:04:57,730 THE BIG DOORS OF THE PLANE ARE OPENING. 69 00:04:57,796 --> 00:05:00,299 THE RAMP IS BEING PUSHED INTO POSITION, 70 00:05:00,365 --> 00:05:03,436 AND--AND HERE IS THE GENERAL NOW! 71 00:05:25,357 --> 00:05:27,960 GENERAL, BBC. WOULD YOU CARE TO MAKE A STATEMENT? 72 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:30,462 YES. THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM EAST LYNN 73 00:05:30,529 --> 00:05:32,198 WHO DAILY DRANK 4 QUARTS OF GIN. 74 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,365 WHEN TOLD THAT SHE SHOULDN'T, 75 00:05:33,432 --> 00:05:34,400 SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULDN'T 76 00:05:34,466 --> 00:05:35,501 EXCEPT IT WAS GOOD FOR HER SKIN. 77 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:37,236 THANK YOU, GENERAL. 78 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:40,006 OUR VIEWERS WILL BE DEEPLY REASSURED BY YOUR WORDS. 79 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,008 THANK YOU. 80 00:05:42,074 --> 00:05:43,976 WOULD YOU HOLD IT THERE, COLONEL? 81 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,711 1, 2, 3... 82 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:47,714 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, COLONEL FERRIS. 83 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:50,383 WE APPRECIATE YOU SUPERVISING THIS DRY RUN. 84 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,717 DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS? 85 00:05:51,783 --> 00:05:53,385 YES. DON'T START THE INTERVIEWING 86 00:05:53,452 --> 00:05:54,719 UNTIL THE FORMALITIES ARE OVER, 87 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,156 AND WATCH THESE CHALK MARKS, THE WIRES, AND CABLES. 88 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,091 I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO TRIP. 89 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:00,693 THANK YOU, COLONEL. 90 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,661 LLOYD, THE BAND WAS FINE. 91 00:06:02,728 --> 00:06:04,329 JUST A BIT BRIGHTER, HUH? 92 00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:05,631 TELL THE SECOND TROMBONE 93 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,032 IT'S A B-FLAT, NOT AN A. 94 00:06:07,099 --> 00:06:08,300 I SHALL, SIR. 95 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,036 GILROY, GOT THE AIR-CONDITIONED LIMOUSINE? 96 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:13,039 THE CANDY AND THE FLOWERS? 97 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,540 YELLOW ROSES FOR THE GENERAL'S WIFE? 98 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:15,641 I HAVE EVERYTHING, SIR. 99 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,209 YES. NOW POLICE THE RUNWAY. 100 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:20,546 THERE ARE TOO MANY CIGARETTE BUTTS. SEE YOU LATER. 101 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,214 WATCH YOUR TIE. 102 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:23,716 HOW'S IT GOING, TOM? 103 00:06:23,782 --> 00:06:25,217 WELL LAID OUT, SIR. 104 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:26,418 THE PLANE WILL ARRIVE THERE 105 00:06:26,485 --> 00:06:27,586 AND STOP THERE. 106 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:28,688 THAT WILL BE THE BRITISH BRASS, 107 00:06:28,754 --> 00:06:30,356 THE EMBASSY, AND THE PRESS, SIR. 108 00:06:30,422 --> 00:06:31,991 GOOD. LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE TAKEN CARE 109 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,926 OF EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE WEATHER. 110 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:35,227 AND I MAY BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING 111 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,728 ABOUT THAT, TOO, SIR. 112 00:06:36,795 --> 00:06:40,066 WHAT'S THE POOP ON THE GENERAL'S NEW EXEC? 113 00:06:40,132 --> 00:06:41,400 WHAT'S HIS NAME-- WILLIAMS? 114 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:43,068 NO, SIR, IT'S WILSON. 115 00:06:43,135 --> 00:06:44,969 TERENCE WILSON. WEST POINT '28. 116 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,070 D.F.C. ADVISER, 117 00:06:46,138 --> 00:06:47,173 CHIEF OF STAFF, PENTAGON. 118 00:06:47,239 --> 00:06:48,941 FIRST-CLASS GAME OF BRIDGE, SIR. 119 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:50,275 GOLF HANDICAP IS 4. 120 00:06:50,342 --> 00:06:51,376 FINE. 121 00:06:51,443 --> 00:06:52,645 ONE MOMENT, SIR. EXCUSE ME. 122 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:54,046 LIKES POLISH VODKA ON THE ROCKS. LARGE 123 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,514 WITH THE LADIES, PREFERENCE BLONDES. 124 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:56,615 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 125 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:59,051 PREFERENCE ANY KIND OF WOMAN, SIR. 126 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:00,986 FERRIS, YOU'RE INCREDIBLE. 127 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,488 WE DO OUR LEVEL BEST, SIR. 128 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,990 [AIRPLANE APPROACHING] 129 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,926 IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, SIR... 130 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:08,494 THAT IS THE GENERAL'S PLANE. 131 00:07:19,371 --> 00:07:21,006 PRESENT ARMS! 132 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,308 HELLO THERE. 133 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,643 HELLO, LILLIAN. HOW ARE YOU? 134 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:26,311 WELCOME. 135 00:07:26,378 --> 00:07:27,645 HELLO, MILT. HOW ARE YOU? 136 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:29,648 FINE, GENERAL. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 137 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:33,150 OH, MY FAVORITES. HOW DID YOU EVER REMEMBER? 138 00:07:33,218 --> 00:07:34,920 SIR, I THINK YOU KNOW 139 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,222 MY ASSISTANT AIR ATTACHE 140 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,256 COLONEL FERRIS. 141 00:07:37,322 --> 00:07:38,257 HELLO, FERRIS. 142 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,391 ALL YOUR PROPS STILL TURNING? 143 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,659 WE TRY, SIR. 144 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,094 I'VE ASSIGNED FERRIS TO ACCOMPANY 145 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,262 YOUR EUROPEAN TOUR, GENERAL. 146 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,396 ALL LOGISTICS-- 147 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,065 HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS AND SO FORTH. 148 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,066 THIS WAY, SIR. WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? 149 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:50,335 SIR, I'VE SECURED THE OLIVER MESSEL SUITE 150 00:07:50,402 --> 00:07:51,938 FOR YOU AT THE DORCHESTER HOTEL. 151 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,272 BENSON WILL BE LOOKING AFTER YOU, 152 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:54,607 AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, 153 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,941 YOU'VE SWITCHED TO CHURCHILL PANETELLAS. 154 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,343 YOU'LL FIND 2 BOXES, 155 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,512 COMPLIMENTS OF THE AMBASSADOR. 156 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:02,214 OH, FINE, FINE. NOW, FERRIS, 157 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,618 WHO IS THIS AIR MARSHAL UP AHEAD HERE? 158 00:08:05,684 --> 00:08:07,286 UH, AIR MARSHAL GEORGE GIBBONS. 159 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:08,453 WHO IS HE? 160 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,121 GIBBONS. NICKNAME "DUSTY." 161 00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:11,455 YOU MIGHT CONGRATULATE HIM, SIR. 162 00:08:11,523 --> 00:08:12,959 HE'S JUST BEEN PROMOTED. 163 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,558 FINE, FERRIS, FINE. 164 00:08:14,626 --> 00:08:15,895 HELLO, DUSTY. HOW ARE YOU? 165 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,262 HELLO, GENERAL. HOW ARE YOU? 166 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:19,265 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PROMOTION. WELL DESERVED. 167 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,734 Gibbons: THANK YOU, GENERAL. 168 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,002 HANG ON TO THAT BOOK, FERRIS. 169 00:08:24,069 --> 00:08:25,271 IF THE RUSSIANS EVER GET AHOLD OF IT, 170 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:27,206 WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 171 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:29,442 WOULD YOU HOLD IT THERE, COLONEL? 172 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:36,916 ♪ BE MY STAR ON HIGH ♪ 173 00:08:37,883 --> 00:08:43,289 ♪ SAY I'LL LIVE OR DIE ♪ 174 00:08:43,355 --> 00:08:46,492 ♪ IN A WORD, BE... ♪ 175 00:08:46,558 --> 00:08:48,494 CHARMING COUPLE, THOSE FERRISES. 176 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,595 YEAH. 177 00:08:49,661 --> 00:08:51,229 BIG FUTURE, THAT BOY. 178 00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:52,331 SHE'S JUST 179 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,599 ABOUT THE SWEETEST LITTLE THING 180 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:54,666 I EVER SAW. 181 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:56,068 ITALIAN, YOU KNOW. 182 00:08:56,134 --> 00:08:57,837 OH? 183 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,672 CHARMING. 184 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:04,209 ♪ THAT I PRAY YOU'LL BE ♪ 185 00:09:04,276 --> 00:09:05,609 ♪ MY... ♪ 186 00:09:05,677 --> 00:09:08,280 YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE THAT AGE, DEAR? 187 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:09,615 YEAH. 188 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:15,120 WHY DID I HAVE TO WEAR THIS OLD BLUE? 189 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:16,288 HA HA HA! 190 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:19,291 WHY COULDN'T I WEAR MY NEW RED? 191 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:22,294 BECAUSE, UH, DORIS PARKER IS WEARING RED. 192 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,628 HA HA HA! 193 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:25,631 AND IF WE BOTH WORE RED, 194 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,799 YOU'D BE SHOT AT DAWN? HA HA! 195 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:29,635 I'VE GOT A PROMOTION 196 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:31,203 COMING UP ANY DAY NOW. 197 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,905 I WISH YOU'D STOP ROCKING THE BOAT. 198 00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:36,342 AT LEAST USE AN AIR FORCE CLICHE. 199 00:09:36,408 --> 00:09:38,877 HONEY. HA HA! 200 00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:40,880 WHERE'S THAT SMILE? 201 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,047 HA HA HA! 202 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:44,817 IF I SMILE ANY HARDER, MY TEETH WILL BREAK. 203 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,518 HA HA HA! 204 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:48,987 OH, THERE ARE THE PARKERS. 205 00:09:49,054 --> 00:09:51,257 OH. EH HEH. 206 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:52,558 GOOD EVENING. 207 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,394 GOOD EVENING, FERRIS, MRS. FERRIS. 208 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,929 MRS. FERRIS, IT CERTAINLY IS REFRESHING TO SEE 209 00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:00,598 SUCH A CAREFREE, HAPPY COUPLE. 210 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,167 HA HA HA! OH, YES. 211 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,037 WE DO A LOT OF SMILING. 212 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:06,204 Man: OH, TOM. 213 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,440 YOU'LL HAVE TO FLY OVER TO COPENHAGEN TOMORROW. 214 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,108 THAT DANISH AIR FORCE MATTER. 215 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,344 OF COURSE, SIR, RIGHT AFTER THE CONFERENCE. 216 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:13,645 WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? 217 00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:15,080 OH, YES. 218 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,149 THANK YOU. EXCUSE US. 219 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,483 FROM COPENHAGEN, 220 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,152 CAN YOU BRING ME A DANISH CORKSCREW? 221 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,654 HONEY, YOU'VE ALREADY GOT ONE. 222 00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:24,123 WELL, I'D LIKE ANOTHER. 223 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,393 BUT--I'M GONNA HAVE A FULL DAY IN COPENHAGEN. 224 00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:29,560 I'VE GOT TO BRING BACK ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. 225 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:30,862 OTHER STUFF? 226 00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:33,098 JIM'S ORDERED 2 DOZEN JARS OF CAVIAR, 227 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,099 THE HENDERSONS, MARINATED FISHBALLS, 228 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,435 2 LAMPS FOR THE MURRAYS. 229 00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:38,970 SO YOU CAN SEE I'LL BE JAMMED TO THE HATCH. 230 00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:41,207 HOW MUCH ROOM CAN IT TAKE? 231 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,541 CAN WHAT TAKE? 232 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,276 ONE LITTLE CORKSCREW. 233 00:10:44,342 --> 00:10:45,477 UH, SHH, SHH. 234 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,145 A CORKSCREW ONLY THAT BIG! 235 00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:48,380 UH, JULIE... 236 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,015 YOU CAN STICK IT ANYWHERE! 237 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,283 [CROWD WHISPERING] 238 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,988 Tom: "YOU CAN STICK IT ANYWHERE." 239 00:10:57,055 --> 00:10:58,522 A ROOMFUL OF BRASS, 240 00:10:58,590 --> 00:11:01,594 AND YOU MAKE A FEDERAL CASE OUT OF CORKSCREWS! 241 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,362 FORGET IT. I DON'T WANT ONE. 242 00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:04,529 OH, EXCUSE ME. 243 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,198 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE GOT ONE! 244 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,466 AND IF I WANT 2? 245 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,967 FOR A CHANGE, HUH? 246 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,303 OH, IT'S LATE, DARLING. COME TO BED. 247 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,205 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED. 248 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,108 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 249 00:11:16,174 --> 00:11:17,309 HA HA! I KNOW. 250 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:20,346 I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. SIT. 251 00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:23,682 AHH... 252 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,352 I'M TOO UPSET TO GO TO SLEEP. 253 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:29,355 I'LL FIX YOU A NICE GLASS OF HOT... 254 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,689 MILK, HMM? 255 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:31,857 UH... 256 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:35,226 I DON'T WANT ANY HOT MILK. 257 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:36,995 THEN TAKE A SLEEPING PILL. 258 00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:39,498 WELL, I RATHER WOULD HAVE THE MILK. 259 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,833 ALL RIGHT. I'LL FIX SOME. 260 00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:43,368 NO, NO, NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND. 261 00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:44,703 I'LL TAKE A PILL. 262 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,305 OH, YOU TAKE TOO MANY PILLS. 263 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,375 YEAH? ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THE MILK. 264 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,377 WE'RE OUT. 265 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,847 YOU BETTER TAKE PILLS. 266 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:57,382 "WE'RE OUT. YOU BETTER TAKE PILLS"? HUH? 267 00:11:57,449 --> 00:11:59,718 YOU'RE SLEEPY, DEAR. COME TO BED. 268 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:02,319 I TELL YOU, SOMETIMES... 269 00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:03,922 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 270 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,930 YOU KNOW, TOM... 271 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,931 I HATE TO FIGHT... 272 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,068 AND NAG AND ARGUE AND-- 273 00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,404 YOU FIGHT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT... 274 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,072 AND NAG... 275 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,074 AND ARGUE... 276 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,009 AND PERFUME. 277 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,412 I DON'T WANT PERFUME. I JUST WANT-- 278 00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:28,045 NO, NO, NOT FOR YOU, MY DARLING. 279 00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:30,316 THE GENERAL'S WIFE. 280 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,752 I FORGOT TO GET THIS PERFUME... 281 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,422 OH, COME ON. THAT'S PART OF MY JOB. 282 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:39,558 JOB! YOU ARE MARRIED TO THAT DUMB BLACK BOOK. 283 00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:41,860 SOMETIMES I WISH IT WERE FULL OF WOMEN 284 00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:43,662 INSTEAD OF-- OF THINGS! 285 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:44,663 WELL, IF IT WASN'T FOR THE THINGS, 286 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,165 YOU'D BE WASHING DIAPERS 287 00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,332 IN A TARPAPER SHACK 288 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,600 IN HUNTER FIELD, GEORGIA! 289 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,269 I WANT TO WASH DIAPERS! 290 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,104 YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAD TO. 291 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,271 GIVE ME THE CHANCE! 292 00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:54,573 WHERE ARE THOSE PILLS? 293 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,174 DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 294 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,976 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHILDREN. 295 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,511 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THEM. 296 00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:00,579 I WANT TO HAVE THEM. 297 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,380 NOT TONIGHT! 298 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:04,283 I WON'T TALK ABOUT THEM TONIGHT. 299 00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:06,218 OR ANY OTHER NIGHT. 300 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:07,552 WHERE ARE THOSE PILLS? 301 00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:10,689 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING A BABY RIGHT HERE IN LONDON? 302 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,191 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 303 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,093 ARE YOU CRAZY ABOUT THE COLD? YOU DIG DAMP? 304 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,961 YOU WANT A KID JUST LIKE THE MILLERS'-- 305 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,629 3 YEARS OLD, WINTER AND SUMMER, 306 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,797 A NOSE THAT NEVER QUITS. 307 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,266 OH, NO. NOT ME. MY SON'S GONNA BE BORN 308 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,502 IN A BIG, BEAUTIFUL HOSPITAL 309 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:25,002 IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 310 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:26,338 WHEN I'M A FULL COLONEL 311 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,507 AT $967.62 A MONTH. 312 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,041 BLUE. BLUE! I TOOK THE WRONG PILLS! 313 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:32,144 I TOOK PEP-UP PILLS! 314 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,212 I'LL BE UP ALL NIGHT! 315 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:35,613 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 316 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,247 OH, TOM, IT IS FUNNY. 317 00:13:37,315 --> 00:13:39,318 HYSTERICAL. I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO. 318 00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:40,686 I'LL TAKE TWO SLEEPING PILLS 319 00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:42,686 TO COUNTERACT THE PEP-UP PILLS. 320 00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:43,856 HELP ME FIND THE PILLS. 321 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,323 LOOK IN THE DRAWER. 322 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,592 THEY GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE. 323 00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:51,063 HERE. TOM, YOU TAKE TOO MANY PILLS. 324 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,331 8:00 MEETING WITH THE BRASS. 325 00:13:52,397 --> 00:13:53,799 IF I DON'T TAKE THEM, 326 00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:54,933 I'LL BE HALF OUT OF MY MIND. 327 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,902 IF YOU'RE REALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND, 328 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,904 MAYBE YOU'LL BRING ME A BUNCH OF FLOWERS-- 329 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,038 ONE FLOWER, 330 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,473 A ROSE, ANYTHING! 331 00:14:01,539 --> 00:14:03,975 OH, JULIET, PLEASE. 332 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,244 OH, TOM. 333 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,545 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME 334 00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:10,182 WE WENT OUT ALONE HOLDING HANDS? HMM? 335 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,950 JULIET, THIS MAY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU, 336 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,152 BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS 337 00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:14,319 MORE IMPORTANT IN LIFE 338 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,920 THAN HOLDING HANDS WITH YOUR WIFE. 339 00:14:16,988 --> 00:14:18,356 YOU'RE REALLY DISGUSTING! 340 00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:19,491 WHAT? 341 00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:21,092 MEAN AND SELFISH AND DISGUSTING! 342 00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,260 WHO, ME? 343 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:25,030 VULGAR, CHEAP, AND INSENSITIVE! 344 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,698 [SOBBING] 345 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:27,933 OH, THERE, THERE. 346 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,669 WHY ARE WE TEARING EACH OTHER APART THIS WAY? 347 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,438 OH, JULIETTA, DON'T CRY. 348 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,573 COME ON TO BED, HUH? 349 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,508 COME ON. THERE, THERE, THERE. 350 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:37,610 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 351 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,979 TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. 352 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,647 WHAT DO YOU SAY? GOOD? 353 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,316 YOU'RE GOING TO COPENHAGEN TOMORROW. 354 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:45,950 OOH, THAT'S RIGHT. I FORGOT. 355 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,953 ALL RIGHT, WHEN I COME BACK. HMM? 356 00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:49,454 TOM, DON'T GO. 357 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:51,455 OH, JULIETTA, BUT I HAVE TO. 358 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,458 OH, FOR ME, TRY. 359 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:56,362 OH, BUT-- 360 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,363 ALL RIGHT, JULIET, I'LL TRY. 361 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,464 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. 362 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,733 I'LL GET CHARLEY TO GO INSTEAD. 363 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,235 BETTER THAN THAT, I'LL ASK LEN. LEN'S GOT A-- 364 00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:05,737 LENS! A 2-INCH LENS FOR A HASSELBLAD! 365 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,307 SCUSA. 366 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,475 THIS GENERAL WANTED ME TO GET A HASSELBLAD-- 367 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,677 DARLING. 368 00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:12,744 HUH? 369 00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:13,778 TAKE YOUR HASSELBLADS... 370 00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:14,813 WHAT? 371 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,081 AND YOUR GENERALS 372 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,483 AND YOUR MARINATED FISHBALLS, 373 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,419 AND GET OUT. 374 00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:21,687 OUT! 375 00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,355 OUT! 376 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,637 COLONEL! 377 00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:41,406 YOU FORGOT YOUR BRIEF-- 378 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,617 Man: COULD WE HAVE ONE MORE, COLONEL MARTIN? 379 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:52,918 YES, WHY NOT? 380 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,452 I LIKE TO GIVE THEM OUT. 381 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:55,621 HOW'S THAT? WONDERFUL. 382 00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,194 GILROY, DID YOU SEE TANK? 383 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,363 YEAH. 384 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,430 WHERE DID HE GO? 385 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,865 HE SAID HE HAD A FEW CHORES TO DO, 386 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,233 AND THEN HE WAS GOING TO DROP IN AND SEE YOUR WIFE. 387 00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:09,635 I HAVEN'T SEEN THE GUY IN 14 YEARS, 388 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,002 AND THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS SEE MY WIFE? 389 00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:12,103 DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS ANYTHING? 390 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,170 HOW COULD HE? 391 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,573 DID HE SEEM LIKE HE KNEW ANYTHING? 392 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,074 NO. HE JUST SAID HE WAS GONNA DROP BY THE HOUSE. 393 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,574 I'D BETTER GET OUT THERE. 394 00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:19,010 I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE EDGY 395 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:20,145 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, 396 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,380 BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO A CONFERENCE. 397 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,547 TO HELL WITH THE CONFERENCE. 398 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,148 IT'S GENERAL PARKER, SIR. TOP BRASS! 399 00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:25,350 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 400 00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,685 WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL PANICKY? 401 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:27,852 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN? 402 00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:29,721 YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 403 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,055 WE'RE IN THE AMERICAN EMBASSY IN LONDON, 404 00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:32,424 NOT IN THE JUNGLE. 405 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,492 I DON'T WHAT I'M GETTING SO NERVOUS ABOUT. 406 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:36,161 WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 407 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,865 KEEP THE MOTOR RUNNING. 408 00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:43,669 I CAN BEST ILLUSTRATE THE TACTICAL USE OF THIS THING 409 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:45,703 BY REFERRING TO SEVERAL INCIDENTS 410 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,573 IN THE KOREAN CAMPAIGN. 411 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,175 WE FOUND OUT THAT OUR FORMATIONS WERE UNWIELDY. 412 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,642 THEY WERE INFLEXIBLE, 413 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,313 AND SO WE DEVELOPED THE "HUNT AND KILL" CONCEPT. 414 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:57,415 THE TIME--SEPTEMBER 1952. 415 00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,352 THE PLACE--MIG ALLEY. 416 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:02,554 Echo: MIG ALLY. 417 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,089 MIG ALLY. 418 00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:19,338 [GUNFIRE] 419 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,353 WHISKEY ROMEO 4 TO MOTHER GOOSE. 420 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,889 WHISKEY ROMEO 4 TO MOTHER GOOSE. 421 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,691 Tom: COME IN! COME IN! COME IN! 422 00:17:39,757 --> 00:17:42,127 ROGER. MOTHER GOOSE HERE. WHAT'S THE SCOOP? 423 00:17:42,193 --> 00:17:45,230 MY GUNS ARE JAMMED. BANDITS 3, 12, 5. 424 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,131 TAKE YOUR PICK ALL AROUND THE CLOCK. 425 00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:50,101 HOLD THE FORT. BUSY HANDS ARE HAPPY HANDS. 426 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:52,504 GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! 427 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,544 BEHIND YOU AT 6:00. 428 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,212 SPLIT US THE HELL OUT OF THERE, 429 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,680 AND I'LL PICK YOU UP IN A DIVE. 430 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,283 [GUNFIRE] 431 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,215 [RINGING] 432 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,394 Tom: HEY... 433 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,728 HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? 434 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,164 Tank: UH... 435 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,732 NOW WHAT? 436 00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,433 HMM? 437 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,503 MM-HMM. 438 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,071 WHAT ABOUT THAT? 439 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,174 UH, NO. 440 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,844 AHH... 441 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,353 WELL, YOURS ISN'T TOO BAD. 442 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,856 MINE? I FIGURED SHE WAS MORE YOUR STYLE. 443 00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,357 YEAH. RATHER ATTRACTIVE, I THINK. 444 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,192 YEAH, IF YOU'RE CRAZY ABOUT THOMAS JEFFERSON. 445 00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:22,394 BUSY HANDS ARE HAPPY HANDS. 446 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,495 SEE YOU LATER, SWEETHEART. 447 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,165 AH, AH, AH. 448 00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,868 CHARLIE, LET ME HAVE A DECK OF CARDS. 449 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,369 HERE YOU GO, LIEUTENANT. 450 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,870 HIGH CARD, WINNER TAKE ALL. 451 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:33,872 FAIR ENOUGH? 452 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,375 ANY CARD? ANY CARD I CAN TAKE. 453 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,544 ANY CARD YOU LIKE. MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. 454 00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:41,580 A LADY. 455 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,880 LADY, HUH? 456 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:49,388 ACE. WELL... 457 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,460 OH, ISN'T THIS FABULOUS? HA HA! ACES. 458 00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:58,029 HA HA! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? ALL THOSE ACES. 459 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,131 YEAH? NOW WHAT? 460 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,232 SOMETHING HONEST? 461 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:02,901 HAVE WE SUNK TO THAT? 462 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,570 I GOT IT. 463 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,003 TELL YOU WHAT. 464 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,473 ONE DART, WINNER TAKE ALL. 465 00:20:09,974 --> 00:20:12,410 WAIT-- WITH YOUR LEFT HAND. 466 00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,414 WAIT-- OVER YOUR SHOULDER. 467 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,418 HA HA HA! 468 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:25,290 IF YOU WANT A DATE THAT BADLY, GO AHEAD. 469 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,926 THERE'S NO OTHER WORD FOR THIS BUT FATE. 470 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,928 I MEAN... 471 00:20:29,994 --> 00:20:31,929 2 STRANGERS LOST... 472 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,432 DRIFTING. 473 00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:36,935 THEN THE MIRACLE HAPPENS. 474 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,937 EYES MEET... 475 00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:41,272 HANDS TOUCH... 476 00:20:41,339 --> 00:20:43,073 LIPS... 477 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,944 HUNGER TO FUSE IN THAT ONE MOMENT OF ECSTASY. 478 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,512 WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER DRINK? 479 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,682 COULD I? 480 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,783 [SNAP] 481 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,720 SALLY ANN... 482 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,455 DO YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY? 483 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,457 LOVE MY COUNTRY? 484 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,458 JUST HOW MUCH? 485 00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:02,894 VERY MUCH. 486 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,898 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST YOU. 487 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,902 I'M NOT REALLY A FLIER. 488 00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:13,237 I'M A SECRET AGENT. 489 00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:15,907 A SEC-- 490 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:20,043 THEY'RE DROPPING ME BEHIND ENEMY LINES TONIGHT. 491 00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:22,213 IF I'M CAUGHT... 492 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,316 WELL... 493 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,818 WE'VE ALL HEARD THEM STORIES, HAVEN'T WE? 494 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:29,454 OH, TANK. 495 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,456 SALLY ANN, THIS MAY BE MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH. 496 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:35,091 CAN YOU THINK OF ANY LOVELIER OR MORE SPIRITUAL WAY 497 00:21:35,159 --> 00:21:36,727 OF SPENDING IT THAN CRADLED 498 00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:38,530 IN YOUR LOVING, COMPASSIONATE ARMS? 499 00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:42,433 BUT, TANK... 500 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,603 I HARDLY KNOW YOU. 501 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,208 THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO BEAUTIFUL. 502 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,211 SHALL WE? 503 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,418 CAPTAIN MARTIN? 504 00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,418 MM-HMM? 505 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,352 I'M CHANDLER McVEY, TIME MAGAZINE. 506 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:03,455 WE'RE DOING A PIECE 507 00:22:03,521 --> 00:22:04,588 ON THE KOREAN EPISODE. 508 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,090 IF YOU COULD SPARE AN HOUR, 509 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:08,458 WE'D ROUGH IT IN. 510 00:22:08,526 --> 00:22:09,861 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS? 511 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,063 CHANDLER McVEY. 512 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,365 NOT THE CHANDLER McVEY, 513 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,333 FAMOUS FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT? 514 00:22:15,399 --> 00:22:17,101 HEY, THAT'S REAL JOURNALISM TALK-- 515 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,204 THAT "EPISODE," "ROUGH IT IN." 516 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,538 IF YOU COULD DIG UP A PHOTO, 517 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,507 WE'D LIKE TO USE ONE FOR THE COVER. "TOP ACE 518 00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:24,242 OF THE SQUADRON," THAT SORT OF THING. 519 00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,143 I'M FRESH OUT, MR. FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT. 520 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:27,479 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, 521 00:22:27,545 --> 00:22:29,046 WE'VE GOT A LITTLE WAR GOING ON OVER HERE, 522 00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:30,681 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET LOST? 523 00:22:30,748 --> 00:22:32,650 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 524 00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:34,486 IT SEEMS THERE'S A GREAT DISCREPANCY 525 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,454 BETWEEN HEROISM AND GOOD MANNERS. 526 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,489 OH, THAT'S VERY TIME-- 527 00:22:38,556 --> 00:22:40,825 LEAN, TERSE, SARDONIC. 528 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:41,993 LISTEN. NEXT TIME, 529 00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:43,561 TELL OLD SMILING JACK OVER THERE 530 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,496 "A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE." 531 00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:51,002 NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 532 00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:52,337 OH, YEAH. SHALL WE? 533 00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:54,005 YOU WERE TERRIBLY RUDE. 534 00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,706 I'M NOT HERE TO GIVE OUT INTERVIEWS. 535 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:56,841 I'M A FLIER. 536 00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:58,476 AREN'T YOU A SECRET AGENT? 537 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,177 RIGHT. HOW COULD MY PICTURE BE 538 00:23:00,244 --> 00:23:02,113 ON THE COVER OF TIME? 539 00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:04,616 WE'D BETTER GO. 540 00:23:04,682 --> 00:23:07,018 THERE ARE SO FEW HOURS TILL DAWN. 541 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:08,319 HEY, CHARLIE, 542 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:10,288 THE C.O.'s LOOKING FOR McVEY, 543 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:11,490 CORRESPONDENT FROM TIME MAGAZINE. 544 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,556 YOU SEEN HIM? 545 00:23:12,623 --> 00:23:13,958 OH, YEAH. HE JUST WENT OUT. 546 00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,093 THANKS. 547 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,095 YOU MEAN HE REALLY WAS-- 548 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,296 UH, SIT DOWN, THERE, HONEY. 549 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,966 DON'T GO AWAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 550 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:26,404 UH, EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 551 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:29,141 I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR CAPTAIN MARTIN. 552 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:32,143 A PATHETIC CASE. MAY I SIT DOWN? 553 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,879 HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU THAT "SECRET AGENT, 554 00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,148 "SO FEW HOURS TILL DAWN, 555 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,216 LIPS HUNGER TO FUSE" ROUTINE, DID HE? 556 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:40,918 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 557 00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:42,719 IT ALL CAME OUT IN THE TRIAL. 558 00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:43,855 TRIAL? 559 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,924 MMM. TERRIBLY SORDID. 560 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,727 THEY HUSHED IT UP BECAUSE OF HIS WAR RECORD. 561 00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,728 MY BLOOD RUNS COLD AT THE THOUGHT 562 00:23:50,795 --> 00:23:54,565 OF WHAT HE DID TO THAT SWEET, INNOCENT, 563 00:23:54,632 --> 00:23:57,335 DEFENSELESS NURSE. 564 00:23:57,402 --> 00:24:00,171 WHAT DID HE DO? 565 00:24:00,237 --> 00:24:02,974 MAY I ASK YOUR AGE? 566 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,443 19. 567 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:10,081 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO READ THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS. 568 00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,949 I HAVE THEM OVER AT MY PLACE. 569 00:24:12,016 --> 00:24:13,117 HE DIDN'T 570 00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:14,119 YES, YES. 571 00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:14,119 TRY TO-- 572 00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:15,352 YOU MEAN HE-- 573 00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,121 OH, IT'S A LONG STORY. 574 00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:19,190 I BETTER GET US A FIFTH OF BOURBON. 575 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,192 UH, CHARL... 576 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,296 [LAUGHTER] 577 00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:41,412 WE BETTER HURRY, HONEY. 578 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,381 YEAH. THANK YOU, CHARLIE. 579 00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,022 COME ON. 580 00:24:57,395 --> 00:25:00,331 SPIT ON THE AMERICAN FLAG, WILL YOU? 581 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:01,499 THAT'S LIKE SPITTING ON VALLEY FORGE 582 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,334 OR BETSY ROSS... 583 00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:04,702 MY MOM'S APPLE PIE! 584 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,804 YEAH... 585 00:25:06,871 --> 00:25:08,406 SORRY, OLD MAN. 586 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,074 [SHOUTING] 587 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,210 TOM! HELP! 588 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:17,115 Tank: HELP! 589 00:25:19,884 --> 00:25:21,452 HE'S SPITTING ON THE FLAG! 590 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,122 OK, WE'LL GET IT DRY-CLEANED! 591 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,857 LET'S STAY AND WATCH THIS, OK? 592 00:25:36,233 --> 00:25:37,969 HE NEEDS HELP! 593 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,305 HELP? HE'S EATING THEM ALIVE. 594 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,315 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO DEFEND THE FLAG? 595 00:25:51,382 --> 00:25:53,652 A FLAG THAT SIZE? 596 00:25:58,022 --> 00:25:59,323 CLUMSY OAF! 597 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,325 CONCERNING YOUR PATRIOTISM-- 598 00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:03,661 DON'T GO AWAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 599 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,931 WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 600 00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:12,937 MY CAPE! 601 00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:15,106 OH, YEAH. HOLD THIS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 602 00:26:20,711 --> 00:26:21,947 OLé! 603 00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:29,654 AAH! 604 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:32,957 YOU'RE INVITED TO THE WEDDING! 605 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,726 WONDERFUL. I JUST WANT THE PICK OF THE LITTER. 606 00:26:35,793 --> 00:26:37,027 WELL... 607 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,101 GET DOWN, GIRLS! 608 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:47,739 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, NOW, DON'T PANIC. 609 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:49,240 FOLLOW ME SINGLE FILE. 610 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:52,310 LET ME HAVE YOUR HAT. READY? LET'S GO. 611 00:26:58,115 --> 00:26:59,417 BREAK IT UP, FELLAS. 612 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:02,253 FELLAS, EXCUSE ME-- THE GIRLS. 613 00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:06,591 SORRY, GIRLS! IT'S EACH MAN FOR HIMSELF! 614 00:27:08,325 --> 00:27:10,095 WHERE DID HE COME FROM? 615 00:27:12,863 --> 00:27:13,898 OH, EXCUSE ME. 616 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:14,966 WHY DID YOU SPIT 617 00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:16,434 ON THE AUSTRALIAN FLAG? 618 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,103 NO, NO, WAIT. IT'S NOT TRUE! 619 00:27:27,511 --> 00:27:29,280 THEY'RE KILLING HIM! 620 00:27:29,346 --> 00:27:31,182 IT WILL TAKE HOURS. 621 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:39,290 Julie: YOU'LL BE A LITTLE WEAK 622 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,558 FOR A FEW DAYS, 623 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,294 AND THE HEADACHES WILL BE VERY BAD. 624 00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,295 FINITO. ALL DONE. 625 00:27:54,571 --> 00:27:56,741 HI. 626 00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:58,143 HI. 627 00:28:00,077 --> 00:28:01,345 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME. 628 00:28:01,412 --> 00:28:03,013 YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR SOMEONE 629 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,249 TO JUST OPEN HIS EYES AND SEE. 630 00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:07,585 LIEUTENANT. 631 00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:08,919 I LOVED YOUR VOICE, 632 00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:12,089 BUT NOW THAT I CAN SEE, I LOVE WHERE IT COMES FROM. 633 00:28:12,156 --> 00:28:13,258 YOU'RE PULLING MY FOOT. 634 00:28:13,324 --> 00:28:15,460 YOU MEAN YOUR LEG, AND I'D LOVE TO. 635 00:28:15,526 --> 00:28:18,563 YOU'RE--YOU'RE ITALIAN, AREN'T YOU? 636 00:28:18,629 --> 00:28:20,264 YES. 637 00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,099 BUT YOU'RE BLONDE. 638 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:23,200 IT'S NOT ALLOWED? 639 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:24,803 OH, I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 640 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,138 IT'S JUST I NEVER THINK OF BRUNETTES AS BLONDES-- 641 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:29,506 I MEAN ITALIANS. 642 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:31,742 IT'S USUALLY MORE ONE WAY THAN THE OTHER. 643 00:28:31,809 --> 00:28:33,911 I MEAN, WHATEVER THE OTHER WAY WAS, 644 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:35,647 I LIKE IT BETTER YOUR WAY. 645 00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:37,315 DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT? 646 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,016 NO, I DON'T FEEL WELL AT ALL. 647 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:42,186 I'M GOING TO NEED A LOT OF ATTENTION, YES. 648 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,021 YOU'LL HAVE TO BE HERE ALL THE TIME. 649 00:28:44,088 --> 00:28:48,225 HA HA! TELL ME. HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 650 00:28:48,292 --> 00:28:51,329 OH, IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 651 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,629 6 MIGS JUMP ME. 652 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:53,831 I BLAST 3 OF THEM, 653 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,699 BUT ONE OF 'EM GETS ON MY TAIL. BAM! 654 00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:57,301 MY ENGINE'S ON FIRE, THE AMMO'S EXPLODING, 655 00:28:57,368 --> 00:28:59,403 AND SHE'S BUCKING LIKE A BRONCO. 656 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,206 I GET 2 OF 'EM AS I GO INTO THIS STEEP SUICIDE DIVE. 657 00:29:02,272 --> 00:29:03,640 I SHOULD HIT THE SILK, 658 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,176 BUT I'M FLYING $1 MILLION WORTH 659 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,811 OF TAXPAYERS' AIRPLANE. 660 00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:08,913 DON'T ASK ME HOW, BUT I PULL HER OUT AT 50 FEET. 661 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,180 I SLAM HER DOWN ON A RUNWAY. 662 00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,083 I SKID ABOUT 1 1/2 MILES INTO A RICE PADDY 663 00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:14,051 TO AVOID HITTING THIS CHILDREN'S ORPHANAGE-- 664 00:29:14,118 --> 00:29:17,388 THIS TINY CHILDREN'S ORPHANAGE. 665 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:18,589 YOUR CHART SAYS 666 00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:19,690 "CONCUSSION DUE TO BRAWL 667 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:21,159 IN SERVICE CLUB." 668 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:22,860 OH, YOU MEAN THAT BRAWL. OH, WELL, THAT CAME LATER. 669 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,028 NO ONE CAN SPIT 670 00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:26,164 ON THE AMERICAN FLAG WHILE TOM FERRIS IS AROUND. 671 00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:28,332 THAT WOULD BE VERY BAD ON YOUR RECORD. 672 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:29,566 IT WAS JUST A FIGHT. 673 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:32,236 IT RELIEVES THE TENSION OF FIGHTING ALL THE TIME. 674 00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:34,871 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM A CAPTAIN MARTIN? 675 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,040 OH, YES. 676 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,375 OH, YOU HAVE, HUH? 677 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:39,043 HE CALLED TWICE. HE'S VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 678 00:29:39,109 --> 00:29:40,377 HE DAMN WELL SHOULD BE. 679 00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:41,779 YOU MUSTN'T SEE HIM. 680 00:29:41,846 --> 00:29:42,981 I MEAN, I MUSTN'T SEE HIM. 681 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,115 HE'S AN UNSTABLE CHARACTER, 682 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:45,650 AND HE MAKES ME NERVOUS, 683 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,385 AND I'M A VERY CALM PERSON. 684 00:29:47,451 --> 00:29:48,553 HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND? 685 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,921 MY FRIEND? WHY, THAT DIRTY-- 686 00:29:50,988 --> 00:29:54,191 HE'S THE ONE THAT SPIT ON THE F... 687 00:29:54,258 --> 00:29:57,094 UH, WHO'S THAT FOR-- YOU OR ME? 688 00:29:57,161 --> 00:29:58,996 ON YOUR STOMACH, PLEASE. 689 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:00,331 OH, WELL, IT'S... 690 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,000 IT'S NOT MY MOST FLATTERING ANGLE, 691 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:03,468 AND I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU NOW 692 00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,970 I'M NOT A GREAT FAN OF PAIN. 693 00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:07,972 WHAT DO I-- WHAT DO I CALL YOU? 694 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,874 TRY LIEUTENANT. 695 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:11,042 JUST A MOMENT. 696 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:13,043 I'M SORRY. I DON'T DO THIS FOR STRANGERS. 697 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,046 I MUST HAVE YOUR NAME. 698 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,115 PARODI. 699 00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:19,283 FOR THE WEDDING INVITATIONS, 700 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,453 I MUST HAVE A FIRST NAME. 701 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,622 ALL RIGHT. JULIETTA. 702 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:26,290 JULIETTA? 703 00:30:26,357 --> 00:30:27,658 MM-HMM. 704 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,328 JULIETTA. 705 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:32,296 JULIETTA FERRIS. 706 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:33,664 JULIETTA PARODI... 707 00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:36,167 UH...FERRIS. 708 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:37,335 ALL RIGHT? 709 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:38,670 YES. ALL RIGHT. 710 00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:43,107 JUST THINK... 711 00:30:44,308 --> 00:30:47,178 WE'VE HAD OUR FIRST SHOT TOGETHER. 712 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:48,512 NOW GO TO SLEEP. 713 00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:49,847 BE A GOOD LIEUTENANT, 714 00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,749 AND YOU'LL BE OUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 715 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:52,783 YOU'D BE SURPRISED 716 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:55,485 HOW LONG THESE THINGS CAN TAKE. 717 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:58,523 ARRIVEDERCI. THAT'S ITALIAN. 718 00:30:58,589 --> 00:31:01,426 GO TO SLEEP. THAT'S ENGLISH. 719 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,264 [SIGH] 720 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,234 WHY CAN'T I TALK TO HIM? 721 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,136 THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE CALLED. 722 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,138 I AM SORRY. DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 723 00:31:14,204 --> 00:31:16,139 HE MUST HAVE COMPLETE ISOLATION. 724 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:17,809 Tank: WHO'S IN CHARGE OVER THERE? 725 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,111 SWITCH ME OVER TO COLONEL HOCKSTADER. 726 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:22,112 NURSE, I LEFT EXPRESS INSTRUCTIONS 727 00:31:22,179 --> 00:31:23,414 THERE WERE TO BE NO PHONE CALLS HERE. 728 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:24,582 WHO IS THAT? 729 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:25,716 CAPTAIN MARTIN, DOCTOR-- 730 00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:26,851 A CLOSE FRIEND. 731 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:29,320 I'LL TAKE IT. HELLO. MAJOR FRUMISS HERE. 732 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,089 YOU GOT A MIGHTY SICK BUDDY-- 733 00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:33,224 SEVERE CRANIAL INTERSTITIAL CONTUSIONS 734 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,726 WITH INTIMATED COMPLICATIONS. 735 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:37,261 I HAD NO IDEA, MAJOR. 736 00:31:37,327 --> 00:31:38,762 THE PATIENT MUST HAVE NO DISTRACTIONS 737 00:31:38,829 --> 00:31:40,231 AND NO EXCITEMENT. 738 00:31:40,297 --> 00:31:42,333 THAT MEANS NO PHONE CALLS, NO VISITORS, NOTHING. 739 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,967 DO YOU READ ME? 740 00:31:44,034 --> 00:31:46,136 WELL, I SURE HOPE HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 741 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:48,072 OH, HE'S GOING TO BE FINE 742 00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:49,173 IF PEOPLE JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE. 743 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,242 HE'S IN MIGHTY FINE HANDS. 744 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:52,408 GOOD-BYE. 745 00:31:52,476 --> 00:31:54,478 BEAUTIFUL HANDS. MMM. 746 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,381 HE CAN'T BE THAT MUCH OF A MONSTER. 747 00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:57,481 HE CAN'T, HUH? 748 00:31:57,548 --> 00:31:58,749 WHY DOES HE SLEEP IN A COFFIN? 749 00:31:58,816 --> 00:32:00,151 OH, STOP. 750 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:01,185 WHEN HE ORDERS A BLOODY MARY, 751 00:32:01,251 --> 00:32:02,353 IT'S THE REAL THING. 752 00:32:02,419 --> 00:32:03,921 WHY DOES HE DISTURB YOU SO MUCH? 753 00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,089 HE DOESN'T DISTURB ME. 754 00:32:05,155 --> 00:32:07,725 YOU WANT TO KNOW MY PROBLEM? YOU. LIEUTENANT. 755 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:10,628 EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO THIS ROOM, 756 00:32:10,694 --> 00:32:12,830 BUTTERFLIES... 757 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:14,399 A WHOLE SQUADRON. 758 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,969 I...I'LL GET YOUR DINNER. 759 00:32:19,036 --> 00:32:20,371 WHO CAN EAT? 760 00:32:22,139 --> 00:32:24,073 I CAN'T. 761 00:32:24,141 --> 00:32:25,109 YOU-- 762 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:26,443 DON'T. 763 00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:28,813 PLEASE. 764 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,136 UH, EXCUSE ME. LIEUTENANT FERRIS? 765 00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:56,173 SORRY, SIR. NO VISITORS. 766 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,508 IT'S BEEN 10 DAYS. 767 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,176 DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 768 00:32:59,243 --> 00:33:00,511 HE'S IMMOBILIZED-- 769 00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:01,980 MUST HAVE COMPLETE REST. 770 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,716 Man: MARY. 771 00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:07,885 MARY. 772 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,887 STOP. 773 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,822 HONEY, I THINK I'M GETTING 774 00:33:11,888 --> 00:33:13,223 THAT FEVER BACK AGAIN. 775 00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:15,827 CHARLIE, NOT HERE. 776 00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:22,200 UH, I'LL TAKE THE FLOWERS, SIR. 777 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:25,269 I THINK MAYBE I'LL GET HIM 778 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,138 SOMETHING A LITTLE SHOWIER. 779 00:33:36,213 --> 00:33:38,549 LIEUTENANT FERRIS, PLEASE. 780 00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,050 LIEUTENANT, WATCH IT. 781 00:33:40,117 --> 00:33:42,986 CAPTAIN MARTIN IS SNEAKING UP TO YOUR ROOM. 782 00:33:43,053 --> 00:33:44,489 DON'T MENTION IT, SIR. 783 00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:05,109 TOM? 784 00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:08,346 HMM? 785 00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:10,013 SOMEONE HERE? 786 00:34:11,114 --> 00:34:13,884 IT'S ME--TANK. 787 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:16,721 TANK. TANK! 788 00:34:16,786 --> 00:34:18,254 WHERE ARE YOU? 789 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:20,358 COME CLOSER. 790 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,295 CAN'T YOU SEE ME? 791 00:34:25,362 --> 00:34:28,331 NO, BUT I CAN HEAR YOU. 792 00:34:28,398 --> 00:34:30,701 YOU'RE RIGHT OVER THERE, HUH? 793 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:33,437 OH, TOMMY. 794 00:34:33,504 --> 00:34:35,072 TANK? 795 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:39,042 OH, TANK. 796 00:34:39,109 --> 00:34:40,844 IT'S SO GOOD TO TOUCH SOMEONE, 797 00:34:40,911 --> 00:34:42,379 BUT YOU CAN'T STAY. 798 00:34:42,446 --> 00:34:44,413 I'M NOT ALLOWED VISITORS OR PEOPLE. 799 00:34:44,481 --> 00:34:45,616 I'M JUST SICK ABOUT THIS. 800 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:46,683 IT'S NOT PERMANENT, IS IT? 801 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:47,851 NO, NO, NO. 802 00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:49,186 IT'S PRESSURE ON THE OPTIC NERVE. 803 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:51,188 DOCTOR SAYS A FEW MORE WEEKS, AND I'LL BE FINE. 804 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:53,057 NICE SEEING YOU, TANK. 805 00:34:53,123 --> 00:34:55,058 YOU HAVE TO GO, TANK. 806 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:57,261 WELL... 807 00:34:57,327 --> 00:34:58,929 GIVE THEM HELL, BUDDY. 808 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,998 RIGHT. TANK, THE FLOWERS. 809 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:06,204 HUH? 810 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,238 I SMELLED THEM 811 00:35:07,304 --> 00:35:09,539 THE MINUTE YOU CAME IN. 812 00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:12,777 RHODODENDRONS-- MY FAVORITE FLOWER. 813 00:35:19,249 --> 00:35:23,354 OH, THANKS, TANK. OH, SO BEAUTIFUL. 814 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,989 THEY REALLY BRIGHTEN UP THE ROOM. 815 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,023 MARVELOUS COLORS, I IMAGINE. 816 00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:28,358 [SNIFF] 817 00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:29,793 WHAT A FRAGRANCE. 818 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:30,861 [SNIFF] 819 00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,362 MMM. 820 00:35:32,429 --> 00:35:34,231 OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 821 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:37,901 OH, GORGEOUS. MMM, BEAUTIFUL. 822 00:35:37,968 --> 00:35:39,270 [SNIFF] 823 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:40,271 MARVELOUS. 824 00:36:53,577 --> 00:36:54,744 HELLO THERE. 825 00:36:54,811 --> 00:36:55,912 HI, SIR. 826 00:36:55,979 --> 00:36:58,013 HOW'S OLD TOM? 827 00:36:58,081 --> 00:37:00,017 THEY SAY HE'S GETTING ALONG JUST FINE. 828 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,452 IN FACT, I GOT TO BRING HIM SOME STUFF 829 00:37:01,518 --> 00:37:02,953 UP TO THE HOSPITAL-- 830 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,990 HIS ROBE AND SOME BOOKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 831 00:37:16,466 --> 00:37:17,935 WHAT'S IN THE BAG? 832 00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:20,403 OH, FRUIT. 833 00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:22,305 I'D LIKE TO BE THERE WHEN HE PEELS IT. 834 00:37:38,188 --> 00:37:39,456 HOWDY! 835 00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:41,458 HEY, HEY! YOU CAN SEE. 836 00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:43,894 YEAH. WELL, IT COMES AND GOES. 837 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:45,562 GILROY GOT A LITTLE HUNG UP. 838 00:37:45,629 --> 00:37:47,397 HE SAID YOU BOUGHT THIS FOR A NURSE. 839 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:51,135 YES--NURSE KREMDEL. NICE OLD BAG. 840 00:37:51,201 --> 00:37:52,403 SHE'S HAVING A 50th BIRTHDAY, 841 00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:53,770 AND SO I BOUGHT HER A LITTLE PRESENT. 842 00:37:53,837 --> 00:37:55,106 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 843 00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:57,241 WELL, IT'S A PAISLEY SHAWL 844 00:37:57,307 --> 00:37:59,075 AND SOME NICE, LONG, WOOLEN UNDERWEAR. 845 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:01,177 TOMMY, YOU'RE ALL HEART. 846 00:38:01,244 --> 00:38:03,947 OH! OH. 847 00:38:04,014 --> 00:38:05,182 YOU'RE BEGINNING TO FADE AGAIN. 848 00:38:05,248 --> 00:38:06,216 YOU'D BETTER GO. 849 00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:07,284 I'LL GET YOUR NURSE. 850 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,352 I DON'T WANT MY NURSE. 851 00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,121 I'D BETTER GET YOU SOME HELP. NURSE! 852 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:12,356 NO! NO! TANK! 853 00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,924 THERE'S A SICK MAN IN HERE! 854 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,294 WHAT'S WRONG? 855 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,363 Tom: I WANT MY NURSE-- THE OTHER ONE-- 856 00:38:19,429 --> 00:38:21,265 OTHER ONE? 857 00:38:19,429 --> 00:38:21,265 MISS NIBLUM. 858 00:38:21,331 --> 00:38:22,632 HE MEANS MISS KREMDEL. 859 00:38:22,699 --> 00:38:24,034 I'D BETTER GET BACK TO MY ROOM. 860 00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:25,803 I THINK YOU HAVE A FEVER. 861 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:27,671 IT'S HIM. 862 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:28,705 HIM. HE... 863 00:38:28,772 --> 00:38:31,141 [TOM MUMBLES] 864 00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:32,677 ARE YOU CAPTAIN MARTIN? 865 00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,281 TOM BOUGHT YOU THIS LITTLE PRESENT. 866 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:39,716 I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IT OFF. 867 00:38:39,783 --> 00:38:41,652 OH. YOU'RE VERY KIND. 868 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:42,720 AT YOUR SERVICE. 869 00:38:42,786 --> 00:38:44,688 WE'RE OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY. 870 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:46,556 HA HA HA! 871 00:38:46,623 --> 00:38:48,391 WELL, YOU'RE VERY KIND. 872 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,628 OH, YES. 873 00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:51,695 GRAZIE. 874 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,063 PREGO! 875 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,231 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 876 00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:55,832 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 877 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,511 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. NURSE, MY TEMPERATURE. 878 00:39:07,578 --> 00:39:08,778 YOU BETTER LEAVE. 879 00:39:08,845 --> 00:39:11,381 THIS IS NOT A HOTEL. IT'S A HOSPITAL. 880 00:39:11,448 --> 00:39:13,083 CAPTAIN, I THINK PERHAPS... 881 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:14,150 AH, RIGHT. 882 00:39:14,217 --> 00:39:16,019 I FORGOT ABOUT HIS INTERSTITIAL CONTUSIONS 883 00:39:16,086 --> 00:39:18,721 WITH HIS INTERMITTENT DOUBLE-TALK. 884 00:39:18,788 --> 00:39:20,991 WELL, TOM, OLD BOY, 885 00:39:21,058 --> 00:39:22,926 MUSTN'T KEEP THE BIG WAR WAITING, HUH? 886 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:24,094 OOH! OH. 887 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,529 BYE. 888 00:39:27,464 --> 00:39:30,167 WHY, YOU SNEAKY, SLIMY, CREEPY BUM. 889 00:39:30,234 --> 00:39:31,401 I THINK HE'S CHARMING. 890 00:39:31,468 --> 00:39:33,403 SNEAK IN WHILE MY LIFE IS DANGLING 891 00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:34,738 BY A THREAD. 892 00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:37,640 OH, I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. 893 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,708 TOM, I TOLD YOU-- 894 00:39:38,775 --> 00:39:40,077 NO MORE PRESENTS, PLEASE. 895 00:39:40,143 --> 00:39:42,747 PLEASE. IT'S A LITTLE TOKEN 896 00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:44,682 OF MY ESTEEM. 897 00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:46,216 OH. 898 00:39:46,282 --> 00:39:47,351 HUH? 899 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,119 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 900 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,088 IT WAS MY MOTHER'S. 901 00:39:51,154 --> 00:39:55,092 OH, TOM, YOU ARE CRAZY. 902 00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:57,695 JULIE, I... 903 00:39:58,962 --> 00:40:00,464 I AM SORRY. 904 00:40:00,530 --> 00:40:02,633 I'M ON DUTY NOW. 905 00:40:06,069 --> 00:40:08,339 Tom: JULIE? 906 00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,439 YES? 907 00:40:09,506 --> 00:40:11,708 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 908 00:40:11,775 --> 00:40:13,877 I REALLY DO. 909 00:40:13,943 --> 00:40:15,246 DO? 910 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:21,118 LOVE YOU. 911 00:40:35,532 --> 00:40:36,767 MAY I? 912 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,368 WHY DO I HAVE THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION 913 00:40:38,435 --> 00:40:39,469 THAT I HAVE BEEN THE SUBJECT 914 00:40:39,536 --> 00:40:42,139 OF A LITTLE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION? 915 00:40:42,205 --> 00:40:44,540 THERE'S BEEN SOME TARGET PRACTICE. 916 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,310 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS SAID, 917 00:40:46,376 --> 00:40:47,310 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU 918 00:40:47,377 --> 00:40:48,612 THAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE FAIRER SEX, 919 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,647 MY BEHAVIOR HAS ALWAYS BEEN 920 00:40:50,714 --> 00:40:51,882 RESPECTFUL, CONSIDERATE, 921 00:40:51,948 --> 00:40:54,451 AND TOTALLY LECHEROUS. 922 00:40:54,517 --> 00:40:56,152 MAY I ASK, CAPTAIN, 923 00:40:56,219 --> 00:40:58,188 WITH EVERYBODY MAKING LOVE, 924 00:40:58,255 --> 00:40:59,556 WHO'S FIGHTING THE WAR? 925 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:00,790 LET'S NOT TALK SHOP. 926 00:41:00,857 --> 00:41:02,026 OR BETTER STILL, LET'S-- 927 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,294 OVER A CIVILIZED DINNER 928 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,494 AT A CHARMING PLACE 929 00:41:04,561 --> 00:41:06,863 I HAVE MANAGED TO UNCOVER. 930 00:41:06,930 --> 00:41:08,165 WHICH DO YOU PREFER-- 931 00:41:08,231 --> 00:41:11,035 I'M WASHING MY HAIR, OR I HAVE ANOTHER DATE? 932 00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:12,269 PICK YOU UP AT 6:00? 933 00:41:14,437 --> 00:41:17,775 WHY DO YOU HAVE SO LITTLE CONFIDENCE? 934 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:19,943 IT ALL STEMS FROM A RATHER PRAGMATIC FEELING 935 00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,078 THAT LEMON DROP SOUP, 936 00:41:21,144 --> 00:41:23,314 SCAMPI CLOAKED IN THE SHEEREST BATTER, 937 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:25,049 AND A FAIRLY PALATABLE ESPRESSO-- 938 00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:26,216 EVEN WITH ME-- 939 00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:28,351 IS PREFERABLE TO A PLATE OF HASH 940 00:41:28,418 --> 00:41:30,221 AT THE NURSES' MESS. 941 00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:34,058 THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. 942 00:41:43,867 --> 00:41:46,069 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 943 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,570 YOU DO SPEAK ITALIAN. 944 00:41:47,637 --> 00:41:49,373 WELL, JUST ENOUGH 945 00:41:49,439 --> 00:41:52,076 TO GET MY FACE SLAPPED. 946 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:55,011 WHEN IS TOM DUE TO BE RELEASED? 947 00:41:55,078 --> 00:41:58,315 THE DOCTOR SAID SOMETHING ABOUT WEDNESDAY. 948 00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:00,251 WEDNESDAY. HMM. 949 00:42:02,052 --> 00:42:03,621 ANOTHER BRANDY? 950 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,256 NO, THANK YOU. 951 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:09,725 YOU KNOW OLD TOM'S HAD 58 MISSIONS? 952 00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,929 I'D SAY HIS NERVES ARE DESPERATELY IN NEED 953 00:42:11,995 --> 00:42:13,397 OF A RETUNING. 954 00:42:13,463 --> 00:42:15,432 HE SEEMS FINE TO ME. 955 00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:16,667 WELL, PERHAPS, 956 00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:17,866 BUT AS HIS FLIGHT COMMANDER, 957 00:42:17,934 --> 00:42:19,203 I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO RECOMMEND 958 00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:20,937 A SOLID MONTH IN JAPAN 959 00:42:21,004 --> 00:42:24,040 AWAY FROM ANY UNDUE STIMULATION, 960 00:42:24,107 --> 00:42:25,175 AND I'M AFRAID, LIEUTENANT, 961 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,643 THAT INCLUDES YOU. 962 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,213 I THINK THAT'S FOR A DOCTOR TO DECIDE. 963 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,382 EXACTLY. 964 00:42:58,608 --> 00:43:00,744 HI THERE. FAN MAIL? 965 00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:06,283 FROM TOM IN TOKYO. 966 00:43:06,349 --> 00:43:07,618 NICE WORK, CAPTAIN. 967 00:43:10,053 --> 00:43:11,388 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 968 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:13,423 APOLOGIZE FOR SAVING HIS LIFE? 969 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:14,656 YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT 58 COMBAT MISSIONS 970 00:43:14,724 --> 00:43:15,959 CAN DO TO A MAN-- 971 00:43:16,026 --> 00:43:19,462 THE STRAIN OF FLYING ON NOTHING BUT RAW NERVE? 972 00:43:19,529 --> 00:43:20,797 WE CLOSE WITH THE ENEMY 973 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:21,865 ABOUT 500 MILES AN HOUR. 974 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:22,899 YOU'RE EITHER RAZOR-SHARP, 975 00:43:22,966 --> 00:43:24,000 OR THEY PICK YOU UP WITH A BLOTTER. 976 00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:26,904 THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO TOM, NO, SIR, 977 00:43:26,970 --> 00:43:29,106 EVEN IF I HAVE TO KEEP HIM IN JAPAN FOR 6 MONTHS. 978 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:34,978 UH... 979 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,681 BY THE WAY, 980 00:43:37,748 --> 00:43:38,982 I GOT A COUPLE OF INVITES 981 00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:41,084 TO THE V.I.P. SECTION 982 00:43:41,151 --> 00:43:43,419 OF THE USO TONIGHT. 983 00:43:43,486 --> 00:43:44,520 I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, 984 00:43:44,587 --> 00:43:46,724 BUT PERHAPS YOU'D RATHER GO 985 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:47,991 WITH SOMEBODY YOU DON'T FIND 986 00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:49,460 QUITE SO DISTASTEFUL. 987 00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:55,299 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 988 00:44:01,004 --> 00:44:02,105 I WANT TO TELL YOU 989 00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:03,774 THAT THE POSTMEN HAVE A TERRIBLE TIME 990 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,476 DELIVERING PACKAGES HERE. 991 00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:07,678 NOBODY WILL TAKE THEM. THEY JUST TURN AROUND AND RUN. 992 00:44:15,218 --> 00:44:16,520 Hope: AS SOON AS I ANNOUNCED I WAS COMING HERE, 993 00:44:16,586 --> 00:44:18,321 MY VACCINATION SPIT AT ME. 994 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,124 [LAUGHTER] 995 00:44:22,225 --> 00:44:23,960 YOU KNOW, WE'D HAVE NEVER FOUND THIS PLACE 996 00:44:24,027 --> 00:44:27,097 IF WE DIDN'T GET LOST. 997 00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:29,166 AND PLEASE, WE DON'T WANT TOO MUCH APPLAUSE. 998 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:31,702 I'D HATE TO BE HELD OVER. OHH. 999 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:33,069 [LAUGHTER] 1000 00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:47,417 [GUNFIRE] 1001 00:44:51,587 --> 00:44:53,457 OH! 1002 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,483 [AIRPLANE APPROACHING] 1003 00:45:23,653 --> 00:45:25,555 [GLASS BREAKS] 1004 00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:29,426 BED-CHECK CHARLIE. 1005 00:45:29,492 --> 00:45:33,196 TANK, WHEN YOU'RE UP THERE, 1006 00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:35,332 DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT... 1007 00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:37,500 ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING? 1008 00:45:39,102 --> 00:45:41,237 WHAT'S THE USE OF KIDDING? 1009 00:45:41,304 --> 00:45:42,272 THERE ISN'T ONE OF US 1010 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:45,041 THAT DOESN'T THINK ABOUT IT-- 1011 00:45:45,108 --> 00:45:47,377 THE TERROR-- 1012 00:45:47,444 --> 00:45:48,712 THE COLD, NUMBING TERROR 1013 00:45:48,778 --> 00:45:50,080 THAT YOU'RE ALIVE AND WHOLE, 1014 00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:52,282 AND THEN... 1015 00:45:52,348 --> 00:45:54,284 ALL OF A SUDDEN, WITHOUT WARNING, 1016 00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:57,252 THERE YOU ARE, 1017 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,589 MARRIED. 1018 00:46:02,425 --> 00:46:04,795 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT IT? 1019 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,398 IF I EVER DO GET THE BIG NOD, 1020 00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:11,834 JUST FIND A HIGH, SUNNY HILL 1021 00:46:11,901 --> 00:46:13,368 AND THROW A FEW RED ROSES 1022 00:46:13,436 --> 00:46:15,739 OUT TO SEA. 1023 00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,740 I PROMISE. 1024 00:46:17,807 --> 00:46:19,142 NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN 1025 00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:21,377 TO THE OLD TANKER. 1026 00:46:21,444 --> 00:46:23,814 I WOULDN'T ALLOW IT. 1027 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,116 PLEASE, TANK. 1028 00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:28,451 DON'T. 1029 00:46:28,518 --> 00:46:31,254 OH, I AM SO CONFUSED. 1030 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,157 TOM? 1031 00:46:35,992 --> 00:46:37,661 AND ME? 1032 00:46:42,465 --> 00:46:45,568 WELL, IT'S THE WAR, JULIE. 1033 00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:46,803 EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE-DOWN. 1034 00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:49,471 THE TRICK IS NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 1035 00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:53,243 IT'S NOT THE WAR. IT'S ME. 1036 00:46:53,309 --> 00:46:57,114 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 2 OF EVERYTHING. 1037 00:46:58,348 --> 00:46:59,849 AS A LITTLE GIRL, 1038 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:02,252 I WAS AFRAID TO LOSE WHAT I LOVED. 1039 00:47:02,318 --> 00:47:03,820 WITH 2 THINGS, 1040 00:47:03,887 --> 00:47:07,157 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE ALWAYS SAFER. 1041 00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:09,025 2 BLUE BLANKETS, 1042 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:12,829 2 PUPPY DOGS, 2 PUSSYCATS. 1043 00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:15,365 YOU'D HAVE BEEN A SMASH ON THE ARK. 1044 00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:17,433 [AIRPLANE FLIES OVER] 1045 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:22,639 AH, THIS WAR'S GETTING OUT OF HAND. 1046 00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:24,007 I SWEAR, ALL THEM PEOPLE THINK ABOUT 1047 00:47:24,073 --> 00:47:26,009 IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. 1048 00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:28,312 TRY THIS FOR SIZE. 1049 00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:34,084 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 1050 00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:35,652 INSTANT MOTEL. 1051 00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:39,789 I BET YOU HAVE VERY FEW VACANCIES. 1052 00:47:39,856 --> 00:47:41,524 WELL, I KEEP A PRIVATE STOCK 1053 00:47:41,591 --> 00:47:42,692 AT MY PLACE 1054 00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:44,595 FOR DISCRIMINATING CLIENTELE. 1055 00:47:46,295 --> 00:47:48,966 AREN'T NURSES FORBIDDEN IN OFFICERS' QUARTERS 1056 00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,867 AFTER 9 P.M.? 1057 00:47:50,933 --> 00:47:52,735 SOME NURSES... 1058 00:47:52,802 --> 00:47:54,905 AND SOME OFFICERS 1059 00:47:54,971 --> 00:47:58,508 WITH NO IMAGINATION AND NO BACK DOOR. 1060 00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:00,777 WE MUSTN'T. 1061 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:05,314 WE SHOULDN'T. 1062 00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:10,220 WE CAN'T. 1063 00:48:10,287 --> 00:48:11,754 CAN'T? 1064 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:16,058 I'M ON LATE DUTY TONIGHT. 1065 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:18,028 WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW NIGHT? 1066 00:48:18,094 --> 00:48:19,529 NO. 1067 00:48:19,595 --> 00:48:21,964 NO? 1068 00:48:22,031 --> 00:48:23,767 NO LATE DUTY. 1069 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,544 [GONG SOUNDS] 1070 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:08,178 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1071 00:49:09,879 --> 00:49:12,015 AH, GLEETINGS, HONORABLE GUEST. 1072 00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,517 YOU PUNCTUALITY ONLY EXCEEDED 1073 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:17,520 BY YOU GLACIOUS AND HEAVENRY PLESENCE. 1074 00:49:17,587 --> 00:49:19,121 HONORABLE GUEST WOULD LIKE TO KNOW 1075 00:49:19,188 --> 00:49:22,425 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. 1076 00:49:22,492 --> 00:49:24,094 WELCOME HOME, BUDDY BOY. 1077 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:27,397 UH, YES. IT'S A PARTY FOR YOU. 1078 00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:29,732 HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS COMING? 1079 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,067 HMM? HUH? I HAVE MY SOURCES. 1080 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,370 THERE'S A GANG OF THE FELLAHS OVER AT THE CLUB. 1081 00:49:33,436 --> 00:49:34,670 I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OVER THERE 1082 00:49:34,737 --> 00:49:36,073 BECAUSE I HAVE TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES. 1083 00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:37,407 I'LL JOIN YOU IN 5 MINUTES. 1084 00:49:37,473 --> 00:49:40,375 LET ME GET MY COAT AND BAG DOWN. 1085 00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:41,745 I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 1086 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,112 DID YOU MAKE THAT WITH YOUR OWN LITTLE HANDS? 1087 00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:45,983 HOW SWEET. WE SHOULD RUSH 1088 00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:48,084 BECAUSE WE MUSTN'T KEEP THOSE BOYS WAITING. 1089 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:50,653 THIS IS A PARTY FOR YOU AND YOUR HOMECOMING, 1090 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,988 AND I THINK YOU SHOULD-- 1091 00:49:52,055 --> 00:49:53,321 YOU LOOK GREAT, KID. 1092 00:49:53,389 --> 00:49:54,591 WHY NOT? 1093 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:57,327 I HAD 86,000 HOURS OF SLEEP. 1094 00:49:57,393 --> 00:49:58,995 WELL, YOU NEEDED IT. 1095 00:49:59,062 --> 00:50:01,397 I MEAN, YOU WERE SICK, YOU KNOW. 1096 00:50:01,464 --> 00:50:02,565 YOU HAD PRESSURES 1097 00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:03,633 ON ALL THEM OPTIC NERVES. 1098 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,768 HOW IS SHE? 1099 00:50:04,834 --> 00:50:05,835 SHE? 1100 00:50:05,902 --> 00:50:08,438 YES--JULIE, MY ALMOST GIRL. 1101 00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:09,839 OH, JULIE PERONI. 1102 00:50:09,906 --> 00:50:11,841 NO--PARODI. 1103 00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:13,442 WELL, I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, 1104 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:14,811 BUDDY BOY, 1105 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:16,813 BUT SHE'S MISS FRIGIDAIRE. 1106 00:50:16,879 --> 00:50:17,981 WAIT A MINUTE. 1107 00:50:18,047 --> 00:50:19,249 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER, THEN? 1108 00:50:19,316 --> 00:50:22,084 WHO NEEDS HER? WE GOT 3 NURSES IN FROM AUSTRALIA. 1109 00:50:22,151 --> 00:50:23,419 YOU THINK KANGAROOS JUMP. 1110 00:50:23,487 --> 00:50:24,788 THESE KIDS ARE BREAKING RECORDS EVERY NIGHT. 1111 00:50:24,854 --> 00:50:28,491 LISTEN, THAT JULIE, SHE'S DEADWOOD, SOGGY OATMEAL. 1112 00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:29,893 AAH! AAH! 1113 00:50:29,959 --> 00:50:32,127 NURSE PERONI, DON'T YOU KNOW NURSES ARE FORBIDDEN 1114 00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:33,796 IN OFFICERS' QUARTERS AFTER 9 P.M.? 1115 00:50:33,863 --> 00:50:35,298 OH, TOM! 1116 00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:44,307 WELL... 1117 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:45,975 WHY DON'T YOU TWO ENJOY 1118 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:47,176 YOUR CHINESE NEW YEAR? 1119 00:50:47,243 --> 00:50:48,478 I'M GOING DOWN TO THE CLUB. 1120 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,080 TOM, PLEASE. 1121 00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:55,585 WHY... 1122 00:50:55,652 --> 00:50:58,088 ARE YOU BOTH SO NICE? 1123 00:51:00,156 --> 00:51:01,924 Julie: OH, I AM TERRIBLE-- 1124 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:03,527 A TERRIBLE GIRL. 1125 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:06,763 YOU WENT AWAY, AND... 1126 00:51:08,598 --> 00:51:10,333 AND TANK NEEDED ME, 1127 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,903 AND I... 1128 00:51:15,004 --> 00:51:17,173 NOW YOU'RE BACK, 1129 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,241 AND I SEE YOUR LITTLE BOY FACE... 1130 00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:23,145 AND AGAIN FOR YOU I FEEL... 1131 00:51:23,213 --> 00:51:25,147 OH... 1132 00:51:25,214 --> 00:51:28,284 OH, I AM SO MIXED UP. 1133 00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:32,189 AM I IN...IN LOVE WITH 2 MEN? 1134 00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:37,928 OR IS THE SAME THING HAPPENING AGAIN-- 1135 00:51:37,994 --> 00:51:41,865 2 BLUE BLANKETS AND 2 PUSSYCATS? 1136 00:52:05,621 --> 00:52:07,957 MOTHER GOOSE TO WHISKEY ROMEO 4. 1137 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:10,058 WHAT'S ON YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND? 1138 00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,495 NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK ON THE WING. 1139 00:52:12,562 --> 00:52:14,130 SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 1140 00:52:14,196 --> 00:52:15,798 Tom: NO HOLDS BARRED, BUDDY BOY. 1141 00:52:15,865 --> 00:52:17,767 I OWE YOU A LARGE ONE. 1142 00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:19,803 Tank: ALL RIGHT, SO I GAVE YOU THE SHAFT. 1143 00:52:19,869 --> 00:52:21,270 IF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND, 1144 00:52:21,337 --> 00:52:23,139 AND YOU HANDED IT TO ME, WOULD I COMPLAIN? 1145 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:24,574 I'D EXPECT IT. 1146 00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:27,543 REMEMBER THAT WHEN IT HAPPENS. 1147 00:52:27,610 --> 00:52:30,147 HEY, MIGS AT 1:00. 1148 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:46,328 [GUNFIRE] 1149 00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:03,413 WHISKEY ROMEO 4 TO MOTHER GOOSE. 1150 00:53:03,479 --> 00:53:04,647 WHERE ARE YOU? 1151 00:53:04,714 --> 00:53:06,916 WHISKEY ROMEO 4 TO MOTHER GOOSE. 1152 00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:08,151 TANK! 1153 00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:13,990 CAN YOU READ ME? TANK, CAN YOU READ ME? 1154 00:53:21,464 --> 00:53:25,134 WHISKEY ROMEO 4 TO BLUE FLIGHT CONTROL. 1155 00:53:25,201 --> 00:53:27,270 MOTHER GOOSE INTO THE DRINK 1156 00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:30,273 6 MILES EAST OF POINT X-RAY. 1157 00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:48,390 I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T 1158 00:53:48,457 --> 00:53:49,759 HEARD ANYTHING YET... 1159 00:53:49,826 --> 00:53:52,495 WE'LL STICK AROUND A LITTLE WHILE YET. 1160 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:54,197 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 1161 00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:55,865 OH, GOOD NIGHT, BARNEY. 1162 00:53:55,932 --> 00:53:57,234 GOOD NIGHT, GILROY. 1163 00:53:59,034 --> 00:54:00,403 CAUGHT 40 WINKS THERE. 1164 00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,539 LIEUTENANT, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO BED? 1165 00:54:03,606 --> 00:54:05,407 YOU HEARD WHAT MILLICAN SAID. 1166 00:54:05,474 --> 00:54:07,343 IF WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING BY NOW... 1167 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,145 [TYPING] 1168 00:54:14,183 --> 00:54:17,053 Tom: S.S. DAKOTA. 1169 00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:20,389 "CAPTAIN T. MARTIN RESCUED-- PROCEEDING MANILA." 1170 00:54:20,456 --> 00:54:22,692 "REQUIRES MINIMUM HOSPITAL--ONE MONTH"! 1171 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:23,959 I KNEW THEY COULDN'T GET HIM. 1172 00:54:24,026 --> 00:54:25,094 HE'S TOO MEAN TO DIE. 1173 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,362 I HAD A FUNNY FEELING. 1174 00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,898 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 1175 00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:30,266 YOU'RE BURNING THE MESSAGE. 1176 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,467 WE NEVER GOT THE MESSAGE. 1177 00:54:31,534 --> 00:54:32,535 OH, YEAH. I S-- 1178 00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:35,404 WE NEVER GOT THE MESSAGE. 1179 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:39,743 [ORGAN PLAYING HYMN] 1180 00:54:44,380 --> 00:54:46,682 OK, LET ME HAVE THE ROSES. 1181 00:54:46,749 --> 00:54:48,616 LET HIM FLY, GILROY. 1182 00:54:48,684 --> 00:54:51,487 TOM, YOU'RE GOING TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 1183 00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:52,655 OH, YEAH. 1184 00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:55,592 YES, OF COURSE I AM. CERTAINLY. 1185 00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:00,496 TANKER, THIS IS GOING TO BE 1186 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,965 SHORT AND SWEET, 1187 00:55:03,032 --> 00:55:05,268 JUST THE WAY YOU'D LIKE IT. 1188 00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:07,569 YOU'RE GONE FROM US NOW, 1189 00:55:07,636 --> 00:55:09,538 BUT WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. 1190 00:55:09,605 --> 00:55:10,873 UM, YOU'RE UP THERE 1191 00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:13,543 WITH THE CELESTIAL SQUADRON. 1192 00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:16,345 MAY YOU HAVE ANGELS AT 12:00 HIGH 1193 00:55:16,412 --> 00:55:19,649 AND HEAVEN AS YOUR COPILOT. 1194 00:55:21,717 --> 00:55:23,786 MAY YOUR SKIES BE CLOUDLESS 1195 00:55:23,853 --> 00:55:26,989 AND YOUR JET NEVER FLAME OUT. 1196 00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:29,525 YOU'RE FLYING WITH THE BIG ONES NOW, 1197 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:31,227 BUT IN MY BOOK, 1198 00:55:31,294 --> 00:55:34,397 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST OF THEM ALL. 1199 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,569 WELL, TANKER, 1200 00:55:40,636 --> 00:55:42,839 WHISKEY ROMEO 4... 1201 00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:45,742 TO MOTHER GOOSE. 1202 00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:47,677 OVER AND OUT. 1203 00:55:47,743 --> 00:55:50,580 GILROY, LET THEM FLY. 1204 00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:57,887 SEEMS LIKE HE JUST DON'T WANNA GO. 1205 00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:11,567 [MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH PLAYING] 1206 00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:13,036 MISS SIEVER. 1207 00:56:13,102 --> 00:56:15,270 YES, CAPTAIN? 1208 00:56:15,337 --> 00:56:17,440 I'D LIKE TO SEND A TELEGRAM. 1209 00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,674 TO? 1210 00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:23,313 LIEUTENANT THOMAS FERRIS, 1211 00:56:23,379 --> 00:56:26,049 KIMPO AIR BASE, KOREA. 1212 00:56:27,149 --> 00:56:28,984 MESSAGE? 1213 00:56:29,051 --> 00:56:31,120 JUST 3 WORDS. 1214 00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:34,557 "CONGRATULATIONS, RAT FINK"? 1215 00:56:34,624 --> 00:56:37,359 IT'S TANK! HE'S ALIVE! 1216 00:56:37,426 --> 00:56:39,729 HEY! HOW ABOUT THAT? 1217 00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:45,234 Parker: SO BY THE USE OF THESE METHODS, 1218 00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:48,037 WE RAISED OUR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE. 1219 00:56:48,103 --> 00:56:50,907 EXPERIENCED PILOTS BEGAN TEACHING STUDENT PILOTS 1220 00:56:50,973 --> 00:56:53,175 AT NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE. 1221 00:56:53,242 --> 00:56:55,177 SO WE GOT NEW PILOTS 1222 00:56:55,244 --> 00:56:57,179 WITH FIRSTHAND KNOWLEDGE 1223 00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:59,281 OF AERIAL COMBAT TACTICS. 1224 00:56:59,348 --> 00:57:01,217 I ONLY HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE TO STOP IT. 1225 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:03,720 YOU AREN'T TOO LATE TO STOP... 1226 00:57:03,786 --> 00:57:05,221 TOO LATE TO STOP WHAT? 1227 00:57:05,288 --> 00:57:07,056 THAT BEDROOM COMMANDO AND MY WIFE. 1228 00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:08,724 14 YEARS HE'S WAITED... 1229 00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,059 FERRIS. FERRIS! 1230 00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:11,727 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 1231 00:57:11,794 --> 00:57:14,297 Tom: UH, YES. NO. UH, UH, 1232 00:57:14,363 --> 00:57:16,598 SIR, I HAVE A TERRIBLE HEADACHE, 1233 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:17,700 A MIGRAINE. 1234 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:19,035 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 1235 00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:21,171 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1236 00:57:28,010 --> 00:57:31,013 I TELL YOU, SIR, I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS. 1237 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,581 I TELL YOU, TANK MARTIN 1238 00:57:32,648 --> 00:57:34,050 KNOWS WE BURNED THAT TELETYPE. 1239 00:57:34,116 --> 00:57:35,217 WELL, HOW COULD HE? 1240 00:57:35,284 --> 00:57:36,419 DOES THE NAME BARNEY MILLICAN 1241 00:57:36,485 --> 00:57:37,587 MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 1242 00:57:37,653 --> 00:57:38,687 YEAH, BUT WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO 1243 00:57:38,754 --> 00:57:41,957 WITH HIM KNOWING ABOUT THE TELEGRAM? 1244 00:57:42,024 --> 00:57:43,659 IS TANK MARTIN STATIONED AT EDWARDS? 1245 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:44,693 RIGHT. 1246 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:45,728 IS BARNEY MILLICAN 1247 00:57:45,794 --> 00:57:46,895 THE COMMUNICATION OFFICER AT EDWARDS? 1248 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:47,997 THAT'S RIGHT. 1249 00:57:48,063 --> 00:57:49,165 BACK IN KOREA, 1250 00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:50,600 WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF THE TELETYPE? 1251 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:52,634 BARNEY MILLICAN. 1252 00:57:52,702 --> 00:57:54,470 I REST MY CASE. 1253 00:57:54,537 --> 00:57:57,305 ALL RIGHT. I'LL BUY THAT. 1254 00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:58,974 WHAT ABOUT TANK MARTIN? 1255 00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:00,977 IF TANK MARTIN IS SO HOT ON REVENGE, 1256 00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:02,811 THEN HOW COME FIRST HE'S GOING AROUND TOWN 1257 00:58:02,878 --> 00:58:03,912 DOING SOME CHORES? 1258 00:58:03,979 --> 00:58:04,946 CHORES? 1259 00:58:05,013 --> 00:58:05,982 YES. 1260 00:58:06,048 --> 00:58:07,549 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF CHORES-- 1261 00:58:07,616 --> 00:58:09,786 A MAGNUM OF CHAMPAGNE, 1262 00:58:09,852 --> 00:58:12,589 A BOTTLE OF APHRODISIAC PERFUME, 1263 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:13,622 3 DOZEN ROSES. 1264 00:58:13,689 --> 00:58:14,623 NOTHING. 1265 00:58:14,690 --> 00:58:17,693 2 ALBUMS OF SEXY AFRICAN DRUM MUSIC. 1266 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,028 THAT'S SOMETHING. 1267 00:58:19,094 --> 00:58:20,796 UH. 1268 00:58:20,863 --> 00:58:22,131 DON'T TELL ME ABOUT DORIAN GRAY. 1269 00:58:22,198 --> 00:58:25,634 I STUDIED UNDER HIM. HERE--PULL OVER. 1270 00:58:25,701 --> 00:58:27,670 I GOT SOME CHORES OF MY OWN I WANT TO DO. 1271 00:58:27,737 --> 00:58:29,771 YES, SIR. 1272 00:58:29,838 --> 00:58:31,307 ALL RIGHT. KEEP THE CHANGE. 1273 00:58:32,742 --> 00:58:34,043 [RINGS DOORBELL] 1274 00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:35,044 AHEM. 1275 00:58:36,779 --> 00:58:38,681 [WOOF WOOF WOOF] 1276 00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:40,516 KEEP QUIET. 1277 00:58:40,582 --> 00:58:43,085 IS MRS. FERRIS AT HOME? 1278 00:58:43,152 --> 00:58:44,320 TANK! 1279 00:58:44,386 --> 00:58:45,954 JULIE. HA HA! 1280 00:58:46,021 --> 00:58:48,991 OH, TANK! HA HA HA! 1281 00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:51,694 HA HA HA HA! 1282 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,196 [WOOF WOOF] 1283 00:58:53,262 --> 00:58:56,566 WHAT--WHAT A MARVELOUS SURPRISE! 1284 00:58:56,632 --> 00:58:58,567 AND--AND LOOK AT ME. 1285 00:58:58,634 --> 00:58:59,868 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US? 1286 00:58:59,935 --> 00:59:01,971 WELL, I JUST GOT MY ORDERS YESTERDAY. 1287 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:04,306 OH, TANK, TANK, 1288 00:59:04,373 --> 00:59:06,041 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 1289 00:59:06,108 --> 00:59:08,978 YOU AND-- AND CARY GRANT. 1290 00:59:09,044 --> 00:59:12,281 IF HE ONLY HAD MY CHARM. HOW'S THE BOYFRIEND? 1291 00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:14,851 OH, FINE. HE'LL BE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 1292 00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,986 HE'S LEAVING FOR COPENHAGEN IN AN HOUR. 1293 00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:18,487 I'M JUST PACKING FOR HIM. 1294 00:59:18,554 --> 00:59:19,922 COME UP WHILE I FINISH. 1295 00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:21,023 [DOGS BARK] 1296 00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:23,025 NOW, YOU BE GOOD, EH? 1297 00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:25,294 STILL 2 OF EVERYTHING, HUH? 1298 00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:26,663 WHY NOT? 1299 00:59:41,276 --> 00:59:42,912 YOU WAIT HERE. 1300 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,637 [GROWLING] 1301 01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:10,306 SHH! SHH! 1302 01:00:10,373 --> 01:00:12,308 [BARKING] 1303 01:00:28,457 --> 01:00:30,727 MM-HMM. 1304 01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:44,073 [DOG WHINING] 1305 01:00:57,687 --> 01:01:00,923 Tom: I SUPPOSE IT ISN'T HAPPENING, GILROY. 1306 01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:03,459 IN MY OWN HOUSE, IN MY OWN BEDROOM. 1307 01:01:03,526 --> 01:01:04,993 WHY DID THEY CLOSE THE DOOR? 1308 01:01:05,061 --> 01:01:06,929 TO KEEP THE DOGS OUT? DON'T GIVE ME THAT. 1309 01:01:06,995 --> 01:01:09,298 IT'S THE OLDEST STORY IN THE BOOK: 1310 01:01:09,365 --> 01:01:11,399 MAID'S DAY OFF, HUSBAND AT THE OFFICE. 1311 01:01:11,467 --> 01:01:13,169 THEY PLANNED IT BEAUTIFULLY. 1312 01:01:13,235 --> 01:01:14,637 IF I HAD ANY GUTS, I'D GET MY GUN, 1313 01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:16,172 AND I'D GO IN THERE, I'D KILL THEM BOTH! 1314 01:01:16,238 --> 01:01:17,306 AND I TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE... 1315 01:01:17,373 --> 01:01:18,374 NO JURY WOULD CONVICT ME. 1316 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,542 TOM! 1317 01:01:19,608 --> 01:01:21,944 DON'T TOM ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1318 01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:23,045 PACKING! 1319 01:01:23,112 --> 01:01:24,947 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1320 01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:25,981 YOU'RE GOING. 1321 01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:27,283 I AM? WHERE? 1322 01:01:27,349 --> 01:01:28,384 TO COPENHAGEN. 1323 01:01:28,451 --> 01:01:29,619 WHAT? 1324 01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:31,186 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR HAND? 1325 01:01:31,253 --> 01:01:33,655 OH! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 1326 01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:35,257 LOOK WHO IS HERE. 1327 01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:37,760 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1328 01:01:37,826 --> 01:01:39,562 OK, YOU LOOK GREAT. 1329 01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:40,662 I SEE YOU'RE A FULL BULL. 1330 01:01:40,729 --> 01:01:41,997 THEY TELL ME 1331 01:01:42,064 --> 01:01:43,165 YOU'RE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR. 1332 01:01:43,232 --> 01:01:44,367 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN LONDON? 1333 01:01:44,433 --> 01:01:48,437 I'M ON A JUNKET FOR THE BIG BRASS. 1334 01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:49,772 A FINE DAY HE PICKED. 1335 01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:52,441 THE HOUSE A MESS. MAID DAY OFF. 1336 01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:53,776 AND I LOOK LIKE... 1337 01:01:53,842 --> 01:01:55,445 OH, WHAT ARE YOU... 1338 01:01:55,511 --> 01:01:56,979 SHE LOOKS FINE, DOESN'T SHE? 1339 01:01:57,045 --> 01:01:58,080 SHE COULD DO NOTHING, 1340 01:01:58,147 --> 01:01:59,381 SHE'D BE A MILE AHEAD. 1341 01:01:59,448 --> 01:02:00,650 OH, I LOVE YOU MADLY! 1342 01:02:00,716 --> 01:02:02,918 SAVOY HOTEL, ROOM 717. 1343 01:02:02,985 --> 01:02:05,154 CUTE. YEAH, THAT'S FUNNY. 1344 01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,288 TOM, YOUR PAJAMAS AND BATHROBE. 1345 01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:09,291 I'LL GET YOUR SHIRTS NOW. 1346 01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:10,626 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 1347 01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,296 OH, HEY, DON'T FORGET YOUR NOSE DROPS... 1348 01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:16,399 AND YOUR MUFFLER. 1349 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,366 [HUMMING] 1350 01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:20,736 MMM...WHAT A GIRL. 1351 01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:22,004 YEAH. 1352 01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:23,939 WHAT'S THIS COPENHAGEN BUSINESS? 1353 01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:25,007 THAT'S CLASSIFIED. 1354 01:02:25,074 --> 01:02:26,075 I GO EVERY COUPLE OF WEEKS, 1355 01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:27,375 AND THEN A SIDE TRIP TO REYKJAVIK. 1356 01:02:27,442 --> 01:02:29,177 THAT'S NORTH OF THE 60th PARALLEL. 1357 01:02:29,244 --> 01:02:30,246 THEY DIDN'T GRAB YOU 1358 01:02:30,312 --> 01:02:31,580 FOR THAT ARCTIC SURVIVAL COURSE? 1359 01:02:31,647 --> 01:02:33,248 NOT YET. NOBODY CHECKED MY FILES. 1360 01:02:33,315 --> 01:02:35,517 I HEAR IT'S A BRUTE! 1361 01:02:35,584 --> 01:02:37,719 HOW IS IT WE HAVEN'T CROSSED WIRES UP TILL NOW? 1362 01:02:37,786 --> 01:02:39,755 WELL, YOU AND JULIE WAS ALL OVER THE MAP, 1363 01:02:39,822 --> 01:02:41,190 AND I WAS SHAKING THE RIVETS 1364 01:02:41,257 --> 01:02:42,324 OUT OF THAT X-SERIES. 1365 01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:43,526 HOW ARE THINGS UP AT EDWARDS? 1366 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,725 TOLERABLE. 1367 01:02:44,793 --> 01:02:45,962 HOW'S BARNEY? 1368 01:02:46,028 --> 01:02:47,129 WHO? 1369 01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:48,663 YOU REMEMBER HIM. BARNEY MILLICAN. 1370 01:02:48,731 --> 01:02:50,032 COMMUNICATIONS IN KOREA. 1371 01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:51,199 OH, YEAH. TELETYPE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 1372 01:02:51,266 --> 01:02:52,467 YEAH. THAT'S THE GUY. 1373 01:02:52,534 --> 01:02:55,004 YEAH. TERRIFIC LIAR. 1374 01:02:55,071 --> 01:02:56,038 YEAH? 1375 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,073 YOU GUYS BUDDIES? 1376 01:02:57,139 --> 01:02:58,140 WHO? 1377 01:02:58,207 --> 01:02:59,241 YOU AND MILLICAN. 1378 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:00,576 WHAT'S ALL THIS MILLICAN JAZZ? 1379 01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:02,311 I'M HARDLY ON THE BASE. 1380 01:03:02,377 --> 01:03:04,012 I CIRCULATE AMONGST THE SOFT PEOPLE-- 1381 01:03:04,079 --> 01:03:06,048 LADIES--REMEMBER? 1382 01:03:06,115 --> 01:03:07,950 HOW'S THE ACTION? 1383 01:03:08,017 --> 01:03:09,084 RELENTLESS. 1384 01:03:09,151 --> 01:03:10,452 I GOT A LITTLE THING FROM PARIS 1385 01:03:10,519 --> 01:03:11,620 FLYING IN TONIGHT. 1386 01:03:11,687 --> 01:03:12,988 DOES SHE LOVE HER COUNTRY? 1387 01:03:13,055 --> 01:03:14,089 SHE'S THE GREATEST LITTLE PATRIOT 1388 01:03:14,156 --> 01:03:15,324 SINCE JOAN OF ARC. 1389 01:03:15,391 --> 01:03:17,927 [HUMMING LA MARSEILLAISE] 1390 01:03:17,994 --> 01:03:19,094 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1391 01:03:19,161 --> 01:03:20,196 Gilroy: OH, COLONEL FERRIS! 1392 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:21,697 EXCUSE ME. 1393 01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:24,032 WHAT IS IT, GILROY? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY? 1394 01:03:24,099 --> 01:03:26,568 IT'S 4:00. YOU WANT TO CANCEL COPENHAGEN? 1395 01:03:26,635 --> 01:03:28,303 CANCEL? WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO 1396 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:30,506 A STUPID THING LIKE THAT? 1397 01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:32,942 GILROY, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT THESE 1398 01:03:33,008 --> 01:03:34,509 IN THE COLONEL'S BAG? 1399 01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:35,511 YES, MA'AM. 1400 01:03:35,578 --> 01:03:36,712 AND LATER, DELIVER THESE. 1401 01:03:36,778 --> 01:03:37,747 DELIVER THESE? 1402 01:03:37,813 --> 01:03:39,148 DELIVER THEM? 1403 01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:41,017 AREN'T THEY FOR THE GENERAL'S WIFE? 1404 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:43,585 NO, MY DARLING. THEY'RE FOR YOU, OF COURSE. 1405 01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:44,753 FOR ME? 1406 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:46,055 MM-HMM. 1407 01:03:46,121 --> 01:03:47,356 ALL OF THESE? 1408 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:49,558 MM-HMM. IF A FELLOW CAN'T BE EXTRAVAGANT 1409 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:52,160 WITH HIS GIRL ONCE IN A WHILE... 1410 01:03:52,227 --> 01:03:53,696 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1411 01:03:55,131 --> 01:03:56,498 HELLO? 1412 01:03:56,565 --> 01:03:58,000 OH, LILLIAN? 1413 01:03:58,067 --> 01:04:00,101 NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY. 1414 01:04:00,168 --> 01:04:01,537 I'M NOT GOING TONIGHT, 1415 01:04:01,604 --> 01:04:03,038 NOT WITHOUT TOM. 1416 01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,107 IS THAT THE PARTY FOR THE PARKERS? 1417 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:06,709 CAPTAIN PHILLIPS? 1418 01:04:06,775 --> 01:04:08,544 HE'S AWFULLY SWEET, BUT... 1419 01:04:08,611 --> 01:04:09,712 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GO! 1420 01:04:09,778 --> 01:04:12,948 NOT WITH BUSY FINGERS PHILLIPS! 1421 01:04:13,014 --> 01:04:14,450 EXCUSE ME, DARLING. 1422 01:04:14,516 --> 01:04:15,951 TANK, WOULD YOU GO? 1423 01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:19,321 WOULD YOU DRAG AN OLD MARRIED LADY? 1424 01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:21,323 WHERE? WHO? TANK? 1425 01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:23,325 TOM, YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 1426 01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:25,127 OH, NO, NO, I DON'T MIND. 1427 01:04:25,193 --> 01:04:28,063 IT'S JUST THAT--UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 1428 01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:29,532 YOU SAID I'VE GOT TO GO. 1429 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:30,999 OH, I DID? 1430 01:04:31,066 --> 01:04:32,701 YEAH. I FORGOT. OF COURSE. 1431 01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:34,069 DON'T YOU HAVE SOME PLANS-- 1432 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,105 A FRENCH MOVIE OR SOMETHING? 1433 01:04:36,172 --> 01:04:37,239 I DID. 1434 01:04:37,306 --> 01:04:39,007 IT SHOULD BE A NICE PARTY. 1435 01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:41,243 COME ON, TANK. WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME. HMM? 1436 01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:43,078 ALL RIGHT. I'D LOVE TO. 1437 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:44,413 OH, THANK YOU. 1438 01:04:44,479 --> 01:04:47,015 OH, LILLIAN, I'M COMING AFTER ALL. 1439 01:04:47,082 --> 01:04:50,286 NO. I JUST RAN INTO AN OLD FRIEND-- 1440 01:04:50,352 --> 01:04:51,720 WITH A TRUCK. 1441 01:04:51,787 --> 01:04:53,288 GOOD-BYE, DARLING. 1442 01:04:53,355 --> 01:04:54,523 COLONEL, THE PLANE. 1443 01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:57,093 YES. TANK, I'LL DROP YOU. 1444 01:04:57,159 --> 01:04:58,260 TOM? 1445 01:04:58,327 --> 01:04:59,461 NOW WHAT? 1446 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,962 YOU DIDN'T FORGET SOMETHING? 1447 01:05:01,029 --> 01:05:03,599 OH, NO, NO. I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 1448 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,568 LOOK UNDER "K." 1449 01:05:05,635 --> 01:05:07,236 UNDER "K"? 1450 01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:09,004 FOR A KISS GOOD-BYE, DARLING. 1451 01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:12,540 YES. KISS GOOD-BYE. OF COURSE. 1452 01:05:12,608 --> 01:05:16,578 THE HONEYMOON JUST WON'T STOP. 1453 01:05:16,645 --> 01:05:18,013 WHY DON'T YOU CALL DORIS PARKER 1454 01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:19,314 AND TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES OR SHOPPING 1455 01:05:19,381 --> 01:05:20,582 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 1456 01:05:20,649 --> 01:05:21,650 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1457 01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:22,685 GOOD-BYE. 1458 01:05:22,752 --> 01:05:23,786 YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT 1459 01:05:23,852 --> 01:05:25,220 TO GIVE HER THE ROSES? 1460 01:05:25,287 --> 01:05:26,721 OF COURSE NOT, MY DARLING. 1461 01:05:26,788 --> 01:05:28,190 THEY'RE YOURS. 1462 01:05:32,294 --> 01:05:33,395 YOU CAN GIVE HER A DOZEN IF YOU-- 1463 01:05:33,461 --> 01:05:35,064 DO WHATEVER YOU WISH. 1464 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:36,532 HALF A DOZEN. 1465 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:40,670 [DRUMS PLAYING] 1466 01:05:41,604 --> 01:05:44,173 ♪ DANCE WITH DADDY, BABY ♪ 1467 01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:47,843 ♪ YOU ARE MY BABY ♪ 1468 01:05:47,909 --> 01:05:50,645 ♪ HEY, BABY, BABY ♪ 1469 01:05:50,712 --> 01:05:55,150 ♪ NO SHAKES, NO SWINGS, NOT THAT ♪ 1470 01:05:55,217 --> 01:05:57,653 ♪ NOT WITH MY WIFE, YOU DON'T! ♪ 1471 01:05:57,719 --> 01:05:58,887 ♪ OH, WHOA ♪ 1472 01:05:58,954 --> 01:06:00,656 ♪ OH OH ♪ 1473 01:06:00,722 --> 01:06:03,558 ♪ IT NEVER SHOWS THAT ♪ 1474 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:04,760 HA HA HA HA! 1475 01:06:04,826 --> 01:06:06,762 HI! 1476 01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:10,332 AH! YEAH! HA HA! 1477 01:06:10,399 --> 01:06:15,103 ♪ NOT ALL THOSE THINGS, NOT THAT ♪ 1478 01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:17,606 ♪ NOT WITH MY WIFE, YOU DON'T! ♪ 1479 01:06:17,673 --> 01:06:19,441 ♪ NO, YOU DON'T ♪ 1480 01:06:19,507 --> 01:06:23,278 ♪ NO, YOU DON'T ♪ 1481 01:06:23,345 --> 01:06:24,279 HO! HOO! 1482 01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:26,482 [APPLAUSE] 1483 01:06:26,548 --> 01:06:27,582 IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MUSIC, 1484 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,918 WE'D ALL GET ARRESTED. 1485 01:06:29,985 --> 01:06:31,086 LISTEN, JULIE... 1486 01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:32,421 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING 1487 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,823 TO TELL YOU ALL NIGHT. 1488 01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,391 YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ZEBRA 1489 01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,527 I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1490 01:06:38,593 --> 01:06:41,464 MY PRINCE CHARMING. 1491 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:42,631 WELL, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY-- 1492 01:06:42,698 --> 01:06:45,701 TOM IS A VERY LUCKY MAN. 1493 01:06:45,767 --> 01:06:48,236 I THINK HE WON'T BE TOO HAPPY 1494 01:06:48,303 --> 01:06:49,738 ABOUT MY LEAVING THE PARTY. 1495 01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:52,475 WHAT PARTY? IT WAS A WAKE. 1496 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:54,109 WHAT WILL GENERAL PARKER THINK? 1497 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,310 WHO CARES WHAT HE THINKS? 1498 01:06:55,377 --> 01:06:57,145 YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE 1499 01:06:57,212 --> 01:06:58,247 POLISHING THE BRASS. 1500 01:06:58,314 --> 01:06:59,682 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1501 01:07:09,358 --> 01:07:11,794 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1502 01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:22,537 UH-HUH. 1503 01:07:22,604 --> 01:07:24,306 UH-HUH. 1504 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,311 WHEN, UH... 1505 01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:33,515 WE FOUND OUT YOU WERE ALIVE, 1506 01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:35,817 I WROTE THE HOSPITAL IN MANILA. 1507 01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:38,387 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER. 1508 01:07:38,453 --> 01:07:40,956 DIDN'T SEEM TO BE TOO MUCH POINT. 1509 01:07:41,022 --> 01:07:43,191 TOM TOOK IT VERY HARD. 1510 01:07:43,258 --> 01:07:45,160 WHAT? THAT I WAS DEAD OR ALIVE? 1511 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:49,998 THAT NIGHT, HE PRAYED YOU'D BE RESCUED. 1512 01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:51,500 HE SPENT ALL NIGHT 1513 01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:54,069 WITH GILROY AT THE TELETYPE. 1514 01:07:54,136 --> 01:07:55,537 TELETYPE? 1515 01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:59,808 AND THEN, TOM AND I, WE GOT MARRIED. 1516 01:07:59,875 --> 01:08:03,145 YEAH. JUST WHEN I NEEDED YOU. 1517 01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,016 THERE I WAS, FLAT ON MY BACK 1518 01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:10,019 IN THAT BUG-INFESTED HOSPITAL. 1519 01:08:10,085 --> 01:08:11,520 NO COLOR TELEVISION, 1520 01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:13,656 NO PLUG FOR MY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH. 1521 01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:17,225 IT WAS HELL, I'M TELLING YOU. 1522 01:08:17,292 --> 01:08:19,428 TANK, YOU NEVER NEEDED ME. 1523 01:08:21,429 --> 01:08:23,699 YOU NEVER NEEDED ANYONE-- 1524 01:08:23,765 --> 01:08:26,634 EXCEPT TANK MARTIN. 1525 01:08:29,004 --> 01:08:30,538 WE DO GET ALONG PRETTY WELL. 1526 01:08:30,604 --> 01:08:32,540 I THINK HE'S THE GREATEST, 1527 01:08:32,607 --> 01:08:33,809 AND HE THINKS I'M THE GREATEST. 1528 01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:36,578 LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. 1529 01:08:36,645 --> 01:08:39,548 NO. THAT WAS SOMEONE ELSE. 1530 01:08:41,082 --> 01:08:43,551 TRY THIS FOR SIZE. 1531 01:08:44,853 --> 01:08:47,089 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 1532 01:08:47,689 --> 01:08:50,726 INSTANT MOTEL. 1533 01:08:50,792 --> 01:08:55,096 I BET YOU HAVE VERY FEW VACANCIES. 1534 01:08:55,162 --> 01:08:57,197 I KEEP A PRIVATE STOCK 1535 01:08:57,265 --> 01:08:58,867 FOR A-- 1536 01:08:58,934 --> 01:09:03,038 A DISCRIMINATING CLIENTELE. 1537 01:09:15,649 --> 01:09:17,252 JULIE... 1538 01:09:19,921 --> 01:09:21,223 WITH TOM AND ME, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN 1539 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:23,192 ANYTHING GOES, YOU KNOW? 1540 01:09:23,259 --> 01:09:26,528 THIS IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 1541 01:09:26,595 --> 01:09:28,531 LET'S NOT GET IN OVER OUR HEADS, HMM? 1542 01:09:40,207 --> 01:09:42,242 WELL... 1543 01:09:42,310 --> 01:09:45,080 I HAVE TO GET UP AT 5:00. 1544 01:09:46,948 --> 01:09:48,651 WHEN... 1545 01:09:50,218 --> 01:09:54,022 WHEN WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN? 1546 01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:57,526 WELL, IT WON'T BE ANOTHER 14 YEARS, I PROMISE. 1547 01:10:04,299 --> 01:10:06,801 I, UH... 1548 01:10:06,868 --> 01:10:08,737 KNOW MY WAY TO THE DOOR. 1549 01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:16,745 GOOD NIGHT, TANK. 1550 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,749 GOOD-BYE, TANK. 1551 01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:31,159 GREAT LITTLE COUPLE, THE FERRISES. 1552 01:10:31,226 --> 01:10:33,562 REALLY CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER. 1553 01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,763 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1554 01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:36,464 NEVER AN EYE FOR ANYBODY ELSE. 1555 01:10:36,531 --> 01:10:37,699 STRAIGHT UP. 1556 01:10:37,766 --> 01:10:40,001 THEY'VE BEEN LIKE THAT SINCE THEY WERE MARRIED. 1557 01:10:40,068 --> 01:10:41,503 WHY THE COMMERCIAL? 1558 01:10:41,569 --> 01:10:43,171 HUH? 1559 01:10:43,238 --> 01:10:44,873 YOU KNOW, GILROY, I FORGOT. 1560 01:10:44,939 --> 01:10:46,708 I GOT REGARDS FOR YOU. 1561 01:10:46,775 --> 01:10:47,709 FOR ME? 1562 01:10:47,775 --> 01:10:49,911 YEAH, FROM OLD BARNEY. 1563 01:10:49,978 --> 01:10:51,213 BARNEY? 1564 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,281 BARNEY MILLICAN. 1565 01:10:53,348 --> 01:10:55,618 BARNEY MILLICAN. 1566 01:10:55,684 --> 01:10:56,785 DO I KNOW HIM? 1567 01:10:56,851 --> 01:10:58,286 YOU REMEMBER, GILROY. 1568 01:10:58,353 --> 01:10:59,788 TELETYPES, KOREA? 1569 01:11:01,289 --> 01:11:02,724 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 1570 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:03,892 BARNEY MILLICAN. YES. 1571 01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:06,027 LITTLE GUY, THIN HAIR, CROSS-EYED. 1572 01:11:06,094 --> 01:11:07,863 TALL GUY, FAT HAIR, 20-20. 1573 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:11,166 GILROY, MILLICAN TOLD ME THE WHOLE STORY. 1574 01:11:14,069 --> 01:11:15,437 EVERYTHING? 1575 01:11:17,939 --> 01:11:19,875 EVERYTHING. 1576 01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:22,710 TELETYPE? 1577 01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:26,215 HOW WE... BURNED IT, SIR. 1578 01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:32,654 THAT BIGMOUTH. 1579 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:36,191 UH...UH... NO HARD FEELINGS, SIR. 1580 01:11:36,257 --> 01:11:37,858 YOU KIDDIN'? COLONEL FERRIS AND I 1581 01:11:37,926 --> 01:11:41,430 HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT IT ALL DAY. 1582 01:11:41,496 --> 01:11:42,964 ISN'T HE A GREAT LITTLE GUY? 1583 01:11:43,031 --> 01:11:44,065 GIVE YOU THE KNIFE 1584 01:11:44,132 --> 01:11:45,532 RIGHT OUT OF YOUR BACK. 1585 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,970 SIR, HE CERTAINLY WOULD. 1586 01:11:49,037 --> 01:11:52,174 HE...WOULD. 1587 01:11:57,546 --> 01:12:00,482 ALL WE CAN DO IS USE THAT EXTENSION 1588 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,918 TO PROTECT ZONE TWO FROM ONE. 1589 01:12:02,984 --> 01:12:05,020 I CAN'T DECIDE THAT UNTIL I TALK TO LONDON. 1590 01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:06,221 I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 1591 01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:07,556 THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. 1592 01:12:07,622 --> 01:12:10,225 LIEUTENANT. GOOD-BYE. 1593 01:12:10,291 --> 01:12:11,860 SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN COPENHAGEN. 1594 01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:13,862 GOOD-BYE. 1595 01:12:18,233 --> 01:12:19,200 LET'S SEE-- 1596 01:12:19,267 --> 01:12:20,235 ONE GLASS DECANTER, 1597 01:12:20,302 --> 01:12:23,205 ONE SET OF STAINLESS STEEL CUTLERY, 1598 01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:25,774 ONE DANISH CORKSCREW, 1599 01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:29,111 AND ONE DOZEN MARINATED FISHBALLS. 1600 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:30,612 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1601 01:12:30,678 --> 01:12:31,680 YES? 1602 01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:33,181 IS THAT MY SMORGASBORD? 1603 01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:34,683 NO, SIR. YOUR ORDERS. 1604 01:12:34,749 --> 01:12:36,117 I DIDN'T ORDER ANY ORDERS. 1605 01:12:36,184 --> 01:12:39,088 YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO ARCTIC SURVIVAL, LABRADOR. 1606 01:12:39,154 --> 01:12:40,989 THE LAST PLANE THIS MONTH LEAVES IN 17 MINUTES. 1607 01:12:41,056 --> 01:12:43,625 17 MINUTES? I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN. 1608 01:12:43,691 --> 01:12:45,760 YOU'VE HIT IT LUCKY. WE JUST GOT A WEATHER REPORT. 1609 01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:47,362 IT'S ONLY 27 BELOW. 1610 01:12:47,428 --> 01:12:48,730 THE WIND'S JUST UNDER GALE FORCE, 1611 01:12:48,796 --> 01:12:50,565 AND THERE'S NO FREEZING FOG. 1612 01:12:50,632 --> 01:12:51,732 YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN. 1613 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,801 WE'VE GOT TO GO. 1614 01:12:53,868 --> 01:12:56,505 WAIT! LET ME GET MY DANISH CORKSCREW! 1615 01:12:56,571 --> 01:12:58,106 THERE ARE LOTS OF ESKIMOS THERE. 1616 01:12:58,173 --> 01:13:00,041 WHAT ABOUT MY MARINATED FISHBALLS? 1617 01:13:00,108 --> 01:13:01,276 HAVE YOU TRIED THEIR WHALE BLUBBER? 1618 01:13:01,342 --> 01:13:02,443 IT'S WONDERFUL. 1619 01:13:02,510 --> 01:13:03,545 WAIT A MINUTE! 1620 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:17,392 HELLO, TANK? 1621 01:13:17,459 --> 01:13:19,260 TANK, IT'S ME, TOM. 1622 01:13:19,327 --> 01:13:20,829 WHERE ARE YOU? 1623 01:13:20,895 --> 01:13:21,830 I'M IN LABRADOR. 1624 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:24,132 THEY'VE GOT ME ON ARCTIC SURVIVAL. 1625 01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:25,467 TSK. NO KIDDING! 1626 01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:26,868 NO. 1627 01:13:26,934 --> 01:13:29,338 THE ORDER WAS SIGNED BY GENERAL PARKER. 1628 01:13:29,404 --> 01:13:31,306 TALK TO HIM. GET ME OUT OF THIS. 1629 01:13:31,373 --> 01:13:33,208 HOLD ON. DON'T PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON. 1630 01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:34,643 THIS MUST MEAN YOUR PROMOTION'S IN THE BAG 1631 01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:37,212 AND PARKER WANTS YOUR RECORD CLEAN. THAT'S ALL. 1632 01:13:37,278 --> 01:13:38,313 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 1633 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,349 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 1634 01:13:40,415 --> 01:13:42,751 JULIE WAS COUNTING ON THAT TRIP TO ROME 1635 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:44,252 WITH THE BRASS. 1636 01:13:44,319 --> 01:13:46,488 SEE IF YOU CAN GET HER INVITED ALONG. 1637 01:13:46,554 --> 01:13:48,490 BUDDY, THAT'S A PRETTY TALL ORDER. 1638 01:13:48,556 --> 01:13:50,259 SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT JULIE GOING. 1639 01:13:50,325 --> 01:13:52,728 I'D CONSIDER IT A BIG FAVOR. 1640 01:13:52,794 --> 01:13:55,063 WELL, I'LL DO MY BEST. 1641 01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:57,999 AFTER ALL, OLD BUDDY, I REALLY DO OWE YOU ONE. 1642 01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:00,135 RIGHT, TANK. SEE YOU LATER. 1643 01:14:02,236 --> 01:14:04,906 REALLY DO OWE YOU ONE? 1644 01:14:04,972 --> 01:14:06,575 NAH! 1645 01:15:26,488 --> 01:15:29,324 [SONIC BOOM] 1646 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,663 OH, IT'S MARVELOUS. 1647 01:15:36,397 --> 01:15:38,333 [DOGS BARKING] 1648 01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:43,938 Driver: MUSH! MUSH! MUSH! 1649 01:15:44,005 --> 01:15:45,439 MUSH! MUSH! 1650 01:15:45,506 --> 01:15:47,175 MUSH. THEY REALLY SAY IT. 1651 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:48,510 HOW ARE YOU DOING, COLONEL? 1652 01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:50,045 I'M FROZEN STIFF. 1653 01:15:50,111 --> 01:15:51,513 GOOD. WE'LL BE THERE SOON. 1654 01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:52,648 MUSH! 1655 01:15:53,615 --> 01:15:54,715 [DRIVER] WHOA! 1656 01:15:54,782 --> 01:15:58,219 WHOA, BABIES! WHOA! 1657 01:15:58,286 --> 01:16:01,156 [HUMMING ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT] 1658 01:16:09,330 --> 01:16:10,265 WELL... 1659 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:12,501 THIS IS IT! 1660 01:16:12,567 --> 01:16:13,834 THIS IS WHAT? 1661 01:16:13,901 --> 01:16:16,137 HOME FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS. 1662 01:16:16,204 --> 01:16:17,605 HERE YOU ARE, SIR. 1663 01:16:17,672 --> 01:16:19,072 WHAT'S THIS FOR? 1664 01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:20,875 SNOW BLOCKS FOR AN IGLOO. 1665 01:16:20,942 --> 01:16:21,876 IGLOO? 1666 01:16:21,943 --> 01:16:23,277 THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. 1667 01:16:23,344 --> 01:16:25,780 IGLOOS ARE FOR ESKIMOS. WE'RE PEOPLE. 1668 01:16:25,847 --> 01:16:28,684 HA HA HA HA! THAT'S GOOD, SIR. 1669 01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,185 YOU LIKE THAT? 1670 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:31,886 A SENSE OF HUMOR IS VERY ESSENTIAL OUT HERE, 1671 01:16:31,953 --> 01:16:34,156 ESPECIALLY WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, SIR, 1672 01:16:34,222 --> 01:16:36,258 AND IT'S GOING TO GET TOUGH, SIR. 1673 01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:38,927 YEAH. UH-HUH. RIGHT. GOT IT. 1674 01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:40,262 [HUMMING] 1675 01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:44,933 [DOGS HOWL] 1676 01:16:46,334 --> 01:16:48,269 Man: BETTER COME INSIDE, COLONEL. 1677 01:16:48,336 --> 01:16:50,939 GETS A BIT NIPPY OUT THERE. 1678 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,508 SORRY, FELLOWS. 1679 01:16:53,575 --> 01:16:55,510 I'M TAKING A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT. 1680 01:16:57,879 --> 01:17:01,015 UH...UH. 1681 01:17:01,082 --> 01:17:02,283 YOU'LL LIKE IT IN HERE, COLONEL. 1682 01:17:02,350 --> 01:17:04,085 IT'S GETTING NICE AND TOASTY. 1683 01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:06,988 NICE AND TOASTY. 1684 01:17:07,055 --> 01:17:08,857 SERGEANT, HOW HOT CAN YOU GET IT IN HERE? 1685 01:17:08,924 --> 01:17:11,259 WITH OUR BODY HEAT AND THIS CANDLE, 1686 01:17:11,326 --> 01:17:13,127 WE CAN GET IT ALL THEY WAY UP TO 10. 1687 01:17:13,194 --> 01:17:14,195 ABOVE? 1688 01:17:14,262 --> 01:17:15,797 BELOW. 1689 01:17:15,864 --> 01:17:18,032 SERGEANT, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 1690 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:20,802 DO YOU KNOW IF TEARS FREEZE? 1691 01:17:20,869 --> 01:17:21,803 HA HA HA! 1692 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:23,405 NOW, TAKE THE PARACHUTE CLOTH 1693 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:24,740 AND SPREAD IT RIGHT OUT HERE 1694 01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:28,409 ON THE FLOOR. 1695 01:17:28,476 --> 01:17:30,111 NOW GET THE SLEEPING BAG 1696 01:17:30,178 --> 01:17:31,212 AND PUT IT RIGHT ON TOP OF IT. 1697 01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:32,547 RIGHT. SLEEPING BAG ON TOP. 1698 01:17:32,614 --> 01:17:35,083 NOW, KEEP IT CLEAN, DRY, AND FLUFFED UP 1699 01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:36,317 TO GIVE MAXIMUM WARMTH. 1700 01:17:36,384 --> 01:17:37,585 FLUFFED UP FOR MAXIMUM WARMTH. 1701 01:17:37,652 --> 01:17:39,687 THE ESSENTIAL IS TO STAY DRY. 1702 01:17:39,754 --> 01:17:44,860 NOW, LET ME LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, COLONEL. 1703 01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:47,561 UH...I BEG YOUR PARDON, SERGEANT? 1704 01:17:47,628 --> 01:17:50,165 MM-HMM. 1705 01:17:50,231 --> 01:17:52,300 SERGEANT, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE? 1706 01:17:52,367 --> 01:17:53,401 WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1707 01:17:53,468 --> 01:17:54,902 STAY AWAY FROM ME! STAY AWAY FROM ME! 1708 01:17:54,969 --> 01:17:57,004 I'M CHECKING FOR FROSTBITE, SIR. 1709 01:17:57,071 --> 01:17:58,306 THE FIRST DEADLY SYMPTOM 1710 01:17:58,373 --> 01:17:59,373 IS NUMBNESS RATHER THAN PAIN. 1711 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:01,008 WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? 1712 01:18:01,075 --> 01:18:02,077 WHAT DO YOU FEEL? 1713 01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:03,244 OW! PAIN! 1714 01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:05,112 YOU'LL TELL ME WHEN THERE'S NUMBNESS? 1715 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,281 WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PAIN? 1716 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,116 THAT'S TRUE, SIR. 1717 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,751 [MUMBLING] 1718 01:18:09,817 --> 01:18:10,852 UH! 1719 01:18:10,918 --> 01:18:11,885 YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR? 1720 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:13,488 YEAH. FINE. 1721 01:18:13,554 --> 01:18:15,690 HEY! 1722 01:18:15,756 --> 01:18:16,791 A-A TELEPHONE. 1723 01:18:16,858 --> 01:18:18,326 HELLO? COULD I HAVE LONG DISTANCE? 1724 01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:21,395 NO. IT'S A RADIO TRANSMITTER FOR EMERGENCIES. 1725 01:18:21,462 --> 01:18:22,798 I CAN'T CALL MY WIFE? 1726 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:25,665 SIR, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE CRASHED OUT HERE. 1727 01:18:25,733 --> 01:18:27,669 NOW WE HAVE TO SURVIVE. 1728 01:18:27,735 --> 01:18:29,137 IT'S US AGAINST THEM. 1729 01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:32,174 THEM? 1730 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,241 THE ELEMENTS. 1731 01:18:33,308 --> 01:18:34,809 YOU KNOW... 1732 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:39,247 THE COLD, GANGRENE, PNEUMONIA, AND TULAREMIA. 1733 01:18:39,313 --> 01:18:40,315 WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE? 1734 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,449 TULAREMIA. 1735 01:18:41,516 --> 01:18:43,284 YOU GET THAT FROM EATING INFECTED ANIMALS. 1736 01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:44,684 WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULD. 1737 01:18:44,752 --> 01:18:47,588 WE MAY DO IT BY ACCIDENT, SIR. 1738 01:18:47,655 --> 01:18:50,291 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S LOADED WITH TOXIC VITAMIN A? 1739 01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:52,294 WHAT'S LOADED WITH TOXIC VITAMIN A? 1740 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,995 THE LIVER OF THE BEARDED WALRUS. 1741 01:18:54,061 --> 01:18:55,029 YOU'RE KIDDING. 1742 01:18:55,096 --> 01:18:56,097 NO, SIR. 1743 01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:58,099 THERE GOES THE COCKTAIL DIP. 1744 01:18:58,166 --> 01:19:01,736 SIR, AT FIRST, IT'LL BE A BIT ROUGH, 1745 01:19:01,802 --> 01:19:03,471 BUT IN A WEEK OR SO, 1746 01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:04,873 YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PLACE. 1747 01:19:04,939 --> 01:19:05,907 YOU'LL BE A WHIZ 1748 01:19:05,973 --> 01:19:08,143 AT DRESSING INSIDE YOUR SLEEPING BAG, 1749 01:19:08,209 --> 01:19:11,246 SHAVING IN YOUR LEFTOVER COFFEE. 1750 01:19:11,312 --> 01:19:14,482 YOU'LL FIND EVEN I'M APT TO GROW ON YOU. 1751 01:19:14,549 --> 01:19:16,884 SERGEANT, LET'S NOT ASK FOR MIRACLES. 1752 01:19:16,951 --> 01:19:18,887 RIGHT. 1753 01:19:20,455 --> 01:19:22,891 [HUMMING ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT] 1754 01:19:29,497 --> 01:19:30,932 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING] 1755 01:19:54,489 --> 01:19:56,523 ♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪ 1756 01:19:56,591 --> 01:19:58,359 ♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪ 1757 01:19:58,426 --> 01:20:00,461 ♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY ♪ 1758 01:20:00,528 --> 01:20:01,463 COLONEL! 1759 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:03,464 COLONEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1760 01:20:03,531 --> 01:20:04,799 YOU'RE GOING TO GET WET. 1761 01:20:04,866 --> 01:20:06,568 GIVE ME YOUR HAND! 1762 01:20:13,174 --> 01:20:15,143 IF YOU WANT TO GO AND PLAY, 1763 01:20:15,209 --> 01:20:18,613 DON'T FEEL YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH MAMMA. 1764 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,116 NO, I'LL STAY WITH MAMMA. 1765 01:20:25,853 --> 01:20:27,789 MAMMA MIA! 1766 01:20:29,190 --> 01:20:32,126 I BOUGHT THIS SUIT FOR MY HUSBAND. 1767 01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:33,794 IT'LL NEVER FIT HIM. 1768 01:20:33,861 --> 01:20:35,497 DARLING? 1769 01:20:35,563 --> 01:20:36,798 AAH! 1770 01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:38,166 [LAUGHTER] 1771 01:20:43,304 --> 01:20:44,805 WASN'T THERE SOMETHING 1772 01:20:44,872 --> 01:20:49,110 ABOUT NOT GETTING IN OVER OUR HEADS? 1773 01:20:49,176 --> 01:20:51,146 MAYBE THAT WON'T BE SO EASY. 1774 01:20:54,215 --> 01:20:55,716 COME ON! 1775 01:20:55,783 --> 01:20:58,119 LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN PIZZA. 1776 01:21:16,838 --> 01:21:18,773 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 1777 01:21:30,851 --> 01:21:32,019 HI. 1778 01:21:32,086 --> 01:21:33,521 GOOD EVENING. 1779 01:21:40,828 --> 01:21:42,597 OH, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. 1780 01:21:42,664 --> 01:21:43,932 YOU TOOK THE OIL OFF. 1781 01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:48,803 THANK YOU. 1782 01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:56,710 IT'S A LONG TIME 1783 01:21:56,777 --> 01:21:57,812 SINCE I'VE BEEN INVITED 1784 01:21:57,879 --> 01:22:00,882 TO AN OFFICER'S QUARTERS. 1785 01:22:00,949 --> 01:22:02,083 WELL, I... 1786 01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:04,753 I'M FRESH OUT OF JAPANESE LANTERNS. 1787 01:22:08,256 --> 01:22:09,857 UM... 1788 01:22:09,924 --> 01:22:12,193 DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY? 1789 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:13,862 MM-HMM. YOU? 1790 01:22:13,928 --> 01:22:15,196 LITTLE WORK... 1791 01:22:16,931 --> 01:22:18,199 LITTLE SHOPPING. 1792 01:22:25,506 --> 01:22:27,909 I COULDN'T GET 2 BLUE BLANKETS, 1793 01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:29,143 SO YOU'LL HAVE TO BE SATISFIED 1794 01:22:29,210 --> 01:22:31,679 WITH 2 PUSSYCATS. 1795 01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,915 THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU-- 1796 01:22:33,981 --> 01:22:35,916 IN MY ROOM IN KOREA. 1797 01:22:43,524 --> 01:22:46,728 YOU DIDN'T KNOW TOM WAS COMING BACK 1798 01:22:46,794 --> 01:22:49,363 FROM TOKYO, DID YOU? 1799 01:22:49,430 --> 01:22:53,034 I HAD OTHER PLANS FOR THAT EVENING. 1800 01:22:53,101 --> 01:22:54,701 SO DID I. 1801 01:22:54,769 --> 01:22:56,104 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1802 01:22:57,772 --> 01:22:59,173 EXCUSE ME. 1803 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,275 YEAH? 1804 01:23:01,342 --> 01:23:03,477 YEAH, JOHN. YEAH, SURE, YES. 1805 01:23:03,544 --> 01:23:05,480 I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT NOW. 1806 01:23:05,546 --> 01:23:08,116 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. I APPRECIATE YOUR CALLING. 1807 01:23:08,183 --> 01:23:09,617 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 1808 01:23:11,553 --> 01:23:12,854 BLINKY WILLIAMS, 1809 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,289 WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY A SLOT FOR ME TOMORROW, 1810 01:23:14,355 --> 01:23:15,556 GOT HIMSELF BUSTED UP IN A CAR WRECK. 1811 01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:16,891 I'VE GOT TO GO PULL ONE OF MY SOLO BOYS 1812 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:19,393 AND BRIEF HIM ON TOMORROW'S GIG. 1813 01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:21,429 THAT'S TERRIBLE. I AM SO SORRY. 1814 01:23:21,495 --> 01:23:23,898 NO, NO, NO. I'M SORRY. 1815 01:23:23,965 --> 01:23:26,301 LOOK, I'LL TRY TO BE A FEW HOURS AT MOST. 1816 01:23:26,367 --> 01:23:28,602 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1817 01:23:28,669 --> 01:23:32,307 I--I'LL GO SOMEPLACE-- A MOVIE. 1818 01:23:32,373 --> 01:23:35,342 JULIE, I REALLY AM AWFULLY SORRY. 1819 01:23:35,409 --> 01:23:36,611 TANK... 1820 01:23:38,345 --> 01:23:40,715 THE WINE WILL KEEP. 1821 01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:44,085 I'M BE RIGHT BACK AS SOON AS I CAN. 1822 01:24:21,989 --> 01:24:23,924 JOIN THE AIR FORCE WIDOWS. 1823 01:24:26,728 --> 01:24:28,563 [MAN SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1824 01:24:37,972 --> 01:24:39,907 [WOMAN SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1825 01:24:46,981 --> 01:24:48,049 BELLA. 1826 01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:52,920 NON. NON, VITTORIO. NON DEVI. NON DEVI. 1827 01:24:52,987 --> 01:24:55,623 TI ADORO. TI ADORO. 1828 01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:59,594 OOH, ISN'T HE WONDERFUL? 1829 01:25:45,973 --> 01:25:47,942 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1830 01:27:05,586 --> 01:27:07,855 [SINGING IN ITALIAN] 1831 01:27:21,102 --> 01:27:23,037 [THROWS BOTTLE] 1832 01:27:32,045 --> 01:27:33,715 AH! 1833 01:28:27,034 --> 01:28:28,902 AHA! 1834 01:28:40,548 --> 01:28:42,817 [GUNSHOTS] 1835 01:28:57,564 --> 01:29:00,234 ARRIVEDERCI, MONDO. 1836 01:29:01,069 --> 01:29:02,704 [GUNSHOT] 1837 01:29:22,957 --> 01:29:24,892 JULIE. 1838 01:29:28,462 --> 01:29:30,365 OH, TOM. 1839 01:29:34,969 --> 01:29:36,537 JULIE. 1840 01:29:59,393 --> 01:30:02,062 STAND BY, SMOKE. 1841 01:30:02,129 --> 01:30:03,998 SMOKE ON. READY... 1842 01:30:04,064 --> 01:30:05,333 NOW. 1843 01:30:08,635 --> 01:30:11,706 AND ROLL. READY? NOW. 1844 01:30:25,452 --> 01:30:27,555 HOW ABOUT IT, CHIEF? ARE YOU STILL WITH US? 1845 01:30:29,156 --> 01:30:31,092 OH, YEAH. UH... 1846 01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:34,327 THE DIAMOND ROLL IS NEXT. STAND BY TO SMOKE. 1847 01:30:34,395 --> 01:30:37,298 SMOKE ON. READY? 1848 01:30:37,364 --> 01:30:39,000 NOW. 1849 01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:48,843 WE NEVER PRACTICED THAT ONE. 1850 01:30:50,143 --> 01:30:52,713 YOU OK, BOSS? 1851 01:30:52,779 --> 01:30:55,382 I'M SORRY, GANG. 1852 01:30:55,449 --> 01:30:57,518 I...I HIT THE SPEED BRAKES. 1853 01:30:57,585 --> 01:31:01,622 LOOK, I, UH...I THINK WE'VE HAD IT FOR TODAY. 1854 01:31:01,689 --> 01:31:05,059 LET'S JOIN UP AND LAND, HUH? 1855 01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:12,465 DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS. 1856 01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:15,135 WHAT KIND OF SOUP DID YOU SAY THIS WAS? 1857 01:31:15,202 --> 01:31:17,305 PUREE OF BLUBBER. 1858 01:31:19,373 --> 01:31:22,076 SHE'S REALLY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, SIR. 1859 01:31:22,143 --> 01:31:23,644 THANK YOU. 1860 01:31:23,711 --> 01:31:25,880 YOU KNOW, DOGERTY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 1861 01:31:25,946 --> 01:31:27,881 WE'VE BEEN SEPARATED IN 14 YEARS. 1862 01:31:27,948 --> 01:31:29,950 GOT ANY KIDS, SIR? 1863 01:31:30,017 --> 01:31:32,719 I'D DO ANYTHING IF I COULD HEAR HER VOICE. 1864 01:31:32,786 --> 01:31:36,023 I GOT 7-- ANOTHER ON THE WAY. 1865 01:31:36,090 --> 01:31:38,025 HAVE TO BUY A BIGGER TRAILER. 1866 01:31:38,092 --> 01:31:41,062 WHY NOT? WE GOT A RADIO. 1867 01:31:41,128 --> 01:31:42,096 I'M GOING TO CALL HER. 1868 01:31:42,163 --> 01:31:44,031 NO, SIR, YOU CAN'T! 1869 01:31:44,098 --> 01:31:45,099 IT'S ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES. 1870 01:31:45,165 --> 01:31:46,133 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 1871 01:31:46,199 --> 01:31:47,200 YOU CAN'T! 1872 01:31:47,267 --> 01:31:48,402 DON'T MAKE ME PULL RANK ON YOU. 1873 01:31:48,468 --> 01:31:49,769 NOW, SIT DOWN! 1874 01:32:08,722 --> 01:32:10,023 HI. 1875 01:32:10,090 --> 01:32:11,458 TANK. 1876 01:32:11,525 --> 01:32:13,460 THAT'S WHAT I AM. HIGH. 1877 01:32:13,527 --> 01:32:16,831 OH, TANK. 1878 01:32:16,897 --> 01:32:18,965 I WAS FLYING FORMATION. 1879 01:32:19,032 --> 01:32:20,701 YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT? 1880 01:32:20,768 --> 01:32:22,470 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS... 1881 01:32:24,204 --> 01:32:26,974 AND I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. 1882 01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:30,978 ALMOST KILLED MYSELF. HA HA HA! 1883 01:32:31,045 --> 01:32:34,147 AND TOOK 3 KIDS WITH ME. 1884 01:32:34,214 --> 01:32:37,084 ANYONE CAN MAKE A MISTAKE. 1885 01:32:37,151 --> 01:32:38,986 YEAH. 1886 01:32:40,254 --> 01:32:41,488 YEAH. 1887 01:32:41,555 --> 01:32:45,159 BUT...NOT AT 600 MILES AN HOUR. 1888 01:32:47,895 --> 01:32:49,330 JULIE... 1889 01:32:51,732 --> 01:32:53,834 YOU THINK I'M OVER THE HILL? 1890 01:32:56,203 --> 01:32:59,673 YOU ARE JUST DISTRACTED. 1891 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,275 NO GOOD. 1892 01:33:01,342 --> 01:33:04,678 YOU GOT TO THINK 2 MILES AHEAD 1893 01:33:04,745 --> 01:33:05,779 OF THE AIRPLANE. 1894 01:33:05,846 --> 01:33:08,181 OTHERWISE, YOU'VE HAD IT. 1895 01:33:08,248 --> 01:33:09,549 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1896 01:33:15,356 --> 01:33:17,325 [RING] 1897 01:33:18,525 --> 01:33:20,794 YES? 1898 01:33:20,861 --> 01:33:22,463 WHAT? 1899 01:33:22,530 --> 01:33:27,300 LABRADOR? OH, IT'S TOM! 1900 01:33:27,368 --> 01:33:29,636 YES. YES-- 1901 01:33:29,703 --> 01:33:32,206 OH, STAY. STAY. 1902 01:33:32,273 --> 01:33:35,409 YES, THIS IS MRS. FERRIS. 1903 01:33:35,475 --> 01:33:38,979 HELLO? HELLO? 1904 01:33:39,046 --> 01:33:40,213 HELLO? 1905 01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:41,380 [RADIO INTERFERENCE] 1906 01:33:41,448 --> 01:33:43,351 JULIE, ARE YOU THERE? 1907 01:33:43,417 --> 01:33:46,520 YES. YES, TOM. I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL. 1908 01:33:46,586 --> 01:33:49,389 [SHOUTING] JULIE, I MISS YOU TERRIBLY! 1909 01:33:49,456 --> 01:33:51,391 I MISS YOU VERY MUCH! 1910 01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:53,660 OH, TOM, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 1911 01:33:53,727 --> 01:33:56,063 WAIT. WAIT. I THINK IT'S CLEARING. 1912 01:33:56,130 --> 01:33:58,232 YES, TOM. I CAN HEAR YOU NOW. 1913 01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:00,267 GOOD. HOW'S ROME? 1914 01:34:00,334 --> 01:34:01,335 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1915 01:34:01,402 --> 01:34:02,636 HOW'S TANK? 1916 01:34:02,703 --> 01:34:05,339 HE...HE IS FINE. 1917 01:34:05,406 --> 01:34:08,074 TOM...TOM, WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK? 1918 01:34:08,141 --> 01:34:10,777 IN ABOUT A WEEK OR SO. HOW ARE THE PARKERS? 1919 01:34:10,845 --> 01:34:13,514 HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING MUCH OF DORIS? 1920 01:34:13,580 --> 01:34:16,417 YEAH. WE WENT TO THE MOVIES LAST NIGHT. 1921 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:18,685 OH, GOOD. GOOD THINKING. VERY GOOD. 1922 01:34:18,752 --> 01:34:21,555 OH, THAT REMINDS ME-- IN YOUR HOTEL, 1923 01:34:21,621 --> 01:34:24,291 THERE'S A LITTLE GIFT SHOP NAMED LUIGI'S. 1924 01:34:24,358 --> 01:34:25,792 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1925 01:34:25,859 --> 01:34:27,794 YES, TOM, I CAN HEAR YOU. 1926 01:34:27,861 --> 01:34:30,464 THEY DO WONDERFUL HAND-PAINTED SCARVES. 1927 01:34:30,530 --> 01:34:32,833 WHY DON'T YOU GET DORIS A COUPLE? 1928 01:34:32,899 --> 01:34:36,137 TOM...TOM, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT DORIS. 1929 01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:38,806 I WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU MISS ME! 1930 01:34:38,872 --> 01:34:40,808 BE SURE YOU MENTION MY NAME TO LUIGI. 1931 01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:42,810 HE GIVES ME A GOOD DISCOUNT. 1932 01:34:42,876 --> 01:34:44,745 YOU CALLED 3,000 MILES 1933 01:34:44,812 --> 01:34:46,713 TO TALK ABOUT DISCOUNTS? 1934 01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:49,715 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? 1935 01:34:49,783 --> 01:34:51,084 EVERY WORD. 1936 01:34:51,151 --> 01:34:54,087 GET YOURSELF SOMETHING, TOO, IF YOU WANT. 1937 01:34:54,154 --> 01:34:57,090 YES, TOM. THERE IS SOMETHING I WANT. 1938 01:34:57,157 --> 01:35:00,094 WHAT IS IT? 1939 01:35:00,161 --> 01:35:01,361 A DIVORCE. 1940 01:35:01,428 --> 01:35:03,063 FINE, FINE. 1941 01:35:03,130 --> 01:35:06,300 GO AHEAD AND GET YOURSELF A NICE...DIVORCE? 1942 01:35:06,367 --> 01:35:09,537 MAYBE YOU KNOW A LAWYER FOR A GOOD DISCOUNT. 1943 01:35:11,605 --> 01:35:14,641 DIVORCE? 1944 01:35:14,708 --> 01:35:16,043 TANK. 1945 01:35:16,110 --> 01:35:18,112 DOGERTY, WE'RE LEAVING! 1946 01:35:18,179 --> 01:35:19,547 THEY CAN BREAK YOU FOR THIS. 1947 01:35:19,613 --> 01:35:22,349 LET THEM BREAK ME. EVERYBODY UP. 1948 01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:24,017 LET ME HANDLE THE SLED. 1949 01:35:24,084 --> 01:35:26,019 I'LL TAKE THE SLED. CLIMB IN. 1950 01:35:26,086 --> 01:35:28,389 EVERYBODY UP ON THEIR PAWS. UP! 1951 01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:30,224 COLONEL, BETTER SLEEP ON IT. 1952 01:35:30,290 --> 01:35:32,559 THINGS MAY LOOK BETTER IN THE MORNING. 1953 01:35:32,626 --> 01:35:35,229 LOOK... TOMORROW MORNING, 1954 01:35:35,295 --> 01:35:37,731 WITH ANY LUCK AND 2 PLANE CONNECTIONS, 1955 01:35:37,797 --> 01:35:39,699 I'LL HAVE MY HANDS ON THE RAT 1956 01:35:39,766 --> 01:35:42,067 WHO STOLE MY WIFE! 1957 01:35:42,135 --> 01:35:45,238 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. EVERYBODY UP! 1958 01:35:45,305 --> 01:35:47,174 [CRACK] 1959 01:35:47,241 --> 01:35:48,742 ON, BLITZEN. 1960 01:35:48,809 --> 01:35:50,744 JULIUS, UP! 1961 01:35:50,811 --> 01:35:52,079 [BARKING] 1962 01:35:52,146 --> 01:35:54,248 MUSH! 1963 01:35:54,315 --> 01:35:56,717 WAIT...WAIT A MINUTE! 1964 01:35:56,783 --> 01:35:57,885 WAIT A MINUTE! 1965 01:35:57,952 --> 01:35:59,453 COLONEL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1966 01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:01,722 COME BACK HERE! 1967 01:36:01,789 --> 01:36:04,892 COME BACK HERE! WILL YOU COME BACK HERE? 1968 01:36:07,094 --> 01:36:09,063 DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE RATHER ADORABLE? 1969 01:36:09,129 --> 01:36:12,399 HA HA! I AM A WOMAN. 1970 01:36:12,466 --> 01:36:15,402 WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT? 1971 01:36:15,468 --> 01:36:18,739 ONE NEEDS TO BE REMINDED. 1972 01:36:18,805 --> 01:36:23,410 OH, YEAH--WHAT DID OLD TOM HAVE TO SAY? 1973 01:36:23,476 --> 01:36:26,080 TOM? TOM WHO? 1974 01:36:26,146 --> 01:36:28,081 OH? 1975 01:36:28,148 --> 01:36:31,418 DID HE WANT TO KNOW DID I MISS HIM? 1976 01:36:31,485 --> 01:36:33,987 DID HE WANT TO KNOW DID I LOVE HIM? 1977 01:36:34,054 --> 01:36:35,656 DID HE SAY ONE SWEET SOMETHING 1978 01:36:35,723 --> 01:36:38,391 ABOUT--ABOUT ANYTHING? 1979 01:36:38,458 --> 01:36:39,759 OH, NO. NO. 1980 01:36:39,826 --> 01:36:42,362 WELL, I TOLD HIM WHAT HE COULD DO 1981 01:36:42,429 --> 01:36:44,698 WITH HIS SCARVES AND HIS DISCOUNTS, 1982 01:36:44,764 --> 01:36:46,700 AND I TOLD HIM A FEW OTHER THINGS, TOO. 1983 01:36:46,767 --> 01:36:47,768 [PLAYING PIANO] 1984 01:36:47,835 --> 01:36:48,802 LIKE WHAT? 1985 01:36:48,868 --> 01:36:50,737 LIKE I WANT A DIVORCE. 1986 01:36:50,804 --> 01:36:51,938 [PLAYS SOUR NOTES] 1987 01:36:52,005 --> 01:36:53,073 UH, JULIE... 1988 01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:54,674 I WANT TO BE A WOMAN. 1989 01:36:54,741 --> 01:36:56,776 HE WANTS TO BE A COLONEL. 1990 01:36:56,843 --> 01:36:58,612 I'D HATE TO THINK THAT I WAS... 1991 01:36:58,679 --> 01:37:01,682 OH, TANK, YOU MUST NOT FEEL RESPONSIBLE. 1992 01:37:01,748 --> 01:37:03,549 THERE'S NO OBLIGATION. 1993 01:37:03,617 --> 01:37:06,386 YOU MUST NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE. 1994 01:37:06,453 --> 01:37:08,388 MARRIAGE. 1995 01:37:08,455 --> 01:37:09,723 I'LL NEVER MARRY AGAIN. 1996 01:37:09,790 --> 01:37:11,057 GOOD. 1997 01:37:11,124 --> 01:37:13,760 I MEAN, THAT'S NATURAL. 1998 01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:15,729 WHAT AM I SAYING? MARRY? 1999 01:37:15,796 --> 01:37:17,398 HA HA HA! 2000 01:37:17,464 --> 01:37:19,567 OF COURSE I'LL MARRY. 2001 01:37:23,470 --> 01:37:25,039 AND SO WILL YOU. 2002 01:37:25,105 --> 01:37:26,406 MMM. 2003 01:37:26,473 --> 01:37:29,109 WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT MARRIAGE? 2004 01:37:29,176 --> 01:37:31,411 WELL, IT'S, UH... 2005 01:37:31,478 --> 01:37:35,081 THE HARD THING IS TO MAKE MARRIAGE WORK, 2006 01:37:35,148 --> 01:37:39,419 TO BE...SENSIBLE, LIKE WE ARE. 2007 01:37:39,486 --> 01:37:40,921 WE CERTAINLY ARE. 2008 01:37:43,490 --> 01:37:48,429 FIRST...THERE HAVE GOT TO BE BABIES... 2009 01:37:48,495 --> 01:37:52,098 AND BABIES AND BABIES AND BABIES. 2010 01:37:52,165 --> 01:37:56,102 YOU MEAN CHILDREN-TYPE BABIES? 2011 01:37:56,169 --> 01:37:58,438 THEY GIVE MEANING TO LIFE. 2012 01:37:58,505 --> 01:38:00,040 YOU'LL SEE, TANK. 2013 01:38:00,107 --> 01:38:02,409 OH, YEAH. SURE. 2014 01:38:02,476 --> 01:38:06,380 WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE HOUSE WITH A GARDEN, 2015 01:38:06,447 --> 01:38:07,914 AND WE'LL GROW... 2016 01:38:07,981 --> 01:38:12,152 TOMATOES, BEANS, SPINACH... 2017 01:38:12,219 --> 01:38:17,791 EGGPLANT, RHUBARB, SUCCOTASH. 2018 01:38:17,858 --> 01:38:20,127 AND YOU WON'T FLY ANYMORE. 2019 01:38:20,194 --> 01:38:22,395 NO, OF COURSE NOT. NO. 2020 01:38:22,462 --> 01:38:25,599 YOU'LL HAVE A NICE JOB AT A DESK. 2021 01:38:25,666 --> 01:38:27,734 YOU'LL COME HOME AT 6:00, 2022 01:38:27,801 --> 01:38:31,905 KISS THE BABIES, WALK THE DOGS, 2023 01:38:31,972 --> 01:38:34,842 CUT THE GRASS... 2024 01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:38,644 AND AFTER DINNER, WE'LL DO THE DISHES. 2025 01:38:38,712 --> 01:38:39,680 JULIE... 2026 01:38:39,746 --> 01:38:41,514 YES? 2027 01:38:41,581 --> 01:38:44,050 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO ASK YOU. 2028 01:38:44,117 --> 01:38:48,422 I MEAN, THERE'S A QUESTION ON MY MIND. 2029 01:38:48,489 --> 01:38:50,089 YES, TANK? 2030 01:38:50,157 --> 01:38:54,360 UH...WELL, I FOUND OUT SOMETHING FROM GILROY. 2031 01:38:54,427 --> 01:38:55,429 GILROY? 2032 01:38:55,495 --> 01:38:58,064 YEAH. YOU KNOW GILROY. 2033 01:38:58,131 --> 01:39:00,701 THAT NIGHT I WAS SHOT DOWN IN KOREA, 2034 01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:02,903 TOM BURNED THE TELETYPE. HE KNEW I WAS ALIVE. 2035 01:39:02,970 --> 01:39:04,571 HE WAS BUYING TIME TO WIN YOU BACK. 2036 01:39:04,638 --> 01:39:07,374 THAT'S HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU. 2037 01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:09,142 THAT'S-- 2038 01:39:09,209 --> 01:39:11,378 THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING 2039 01:39:11,445 --> 01:39:13,480 I HAVE HEARD IN ALL MY LIFE. 2040 01:39:13,546 --> 01:39:15,348 YOU MUSTN'T JUDGE OLD TOM-- 2041 01:39:15,415 --> 01:39:17,885 CHEAP...SICK... LOW...VICIOUS! 2042 01:39:17,951 --> 01:39:19,386 NOW, DON'T BLAME TOM. 2043 01:39:19,452 --> 01:39:22,356 TOM? I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU! 2044 01:39:22,422 --> 01:39:23,822 ME? 2045 01:39:23,890 --> 01:39:26,159 TOM DID A TERRIBLE THING, 2046 01:39:26,226 --> 01:39:28,161 BUT HE DID IT TO MARRY ME. 2047 01:39:28,228 --> 01:39:30,496 YOU...DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME 2048 01:39:30,563 --> 01:39:33,133 OR JUST CRAWL INTO MY BED? 2049 01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:34,501 JULIE! 2050 01:39:34,568 --> 01:39:35,635 DON'T "JULIE" ME! 2051 01:39:35,702 --> 01:39:37,404 MRS. FERRIS! 2052 01:39:37,471 --> 01:39:40,507 OPEN THAT DOOR, OR I'LL SCREAM IT DOWN. 2053 01:39:43,176 --> 01:39:45,045 MARTIN. 2054 01:39:45,111 --> 01:39:47,848 UH, GOOD EVENING, GENERAL, SIR. 2055 01:39:47,915 --> 01:39:51,184 EVENING, HELL. IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 2056 01:39:51,251 --> 01:39:52,852 I'M CHANGING SUITES. 2057 01:39:52,919 --> 01:39:56,022 MINE'S SO DAMNED NOISY I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK. 2058 01:39:56,089 --> 01:39:57,524 YOU GOT QUIET OVER HERE? 2059 01:39:57,590 --> 01:39:59,726 YES, SIR. VERY QUIET. 2060 01:39:59,793 --> 01:40:01,527 I'M SORRY I LET YOU TALK ME INTO 2061 01:40:01,595 --> 01:40:04,030 SHIPPING TOM FERRIS OFF TO LABRADOR. 2062 01:40:04,097 --> 01:40:07,034 THAT MAN'S A GENIUS WITH HOTEL ROOMS. 2063 01:40:07,100 --> 01:40:09,202 WELL, I'LL TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP. 2064 01:40:09,269 --> 01:40:12,039 GOOD NIGHT, GENERAL, SIR. 2065 01:40:14,941 --> 01:40:17,544 YOU SENT TOM TO LABRADOR. 2066 01:40:17,611 --> 01:40:19,546 [SHOUTING IN ITALIAN] 2067 01:40:19,612 --> 01:40:20,948 AAH! 2068 01:40:26,286 --> 01:40:28,054 NOW WHAT? 2069 01:40:28,121 --> 01:40:29,122 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME 2070 01:40:29,189 --> 01:40:31,457 TO LEAVE YOUR ROOM AT 3 A.M. 2071 01:40:31,524 --> 01:40:32,526 YOU TAKE THE BEDROOM. 2072 01:40:32,592 --> 01:40:35,795 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING TOMORROW. 2073 01:40:35,862 --> 01:40:36,896 YOU BETTER! 2074 01:40:36,963 --> 01:40:39,733 YOU...YOU... 2075 01:40:39,799 --> 01:40:41,568 YOU...INSTANT MOTEL! 2076 01:40:44,938 --> 01:40:45,873 [SLAM] 2077 01:41:02,489 --> 01:41:03,955 AL, THANKS A LOT. 2078 01:41:04,023 --> 01:41:05,426 GILROY! 2079 01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:09,463 HEY! HOW ARE YOU? 2080 01:41:09,529 --> 01:41:10,797 WHAT FLIGHT HAVE YOU GOT ME ON? 2081 01:41:10,864 --> 01:41:13,132 THE ONLY ONE I COULD GET IS 12:00. 2082 01:41:13,199 --> 01:41:14,567 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT SOONER THAN THAT. 2083 01:41:14,635 --> 01:41:17,470 THE ONLY FLIGHT TO ROME IS 12:20-- 2084 01:41:17,537 --> 01:41:19,739 [SPEAKING LOUDLY IN ARABIC] 2085 01:41:19,806 --> 01:41:21,339 THERE IS A FLIGHT AT 6:00, 2086 01:41:21,407 --> 01:41:22,443 BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE. 2087 01:41:22,509 --> 01:41:23,977 WAIT A MINUTE. 2088 01:41:31,218 --> 01:41:33,687 SIR, WILL YOU LISTEN? YOU CAN'T DO THIS! 2089 01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:35,689 SILENCE, EFFENDI! ALLAH 2090 01:41:35,755 --> 01:41:38,358 IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM WILL PROTECT US. 2091 01:41:38,425 --> 01:41:40,026 THEY'LL BUILD A JAIL AROUND US! 2092 01:41:40,093 --> 01:41:42,195 FAITH. I TOLD YOU HE'S LOOKING AFTER US. 2093 01:41:42,262 --> 01:41:43,696 SIR, NO OFFENSE, 2094 01:41:43,763 --> 01:41:45,766 BUT YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TO ACT LIKE A NUT CASE 2095 01:41:45,832 --> 01:41:46,800 YOU GOT THE CIGARS? 2096 01:41:46,867 --> 01:41:50,070 YEAH. 2097 01:41:51,805 --> 01:41:53,907 [SPEAKING MOCK ARABIC] 2098 01:42:14,261 --> 01:42:17,196 PLEASE, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE MY PARDON, 2099 01:42:17,263 --> 01:42:18,398 REMOVE THE BLOCKS. 2100 01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:21,134 HIS EXCELLENCY LEAVES AS IMMEDIATELY AS NOW. 2101 01:42:21,201 --> 01:42:22,869 WHERE'S YOUR PILOT, GUV? 2102 01:42:22,936 --> 01:42:24,204 [SPEAKING MOCK ARABIC] 2103 01:42:29,309 --> 01:42:30,910 HIS EXCELLENCY BE THE PILOT. 2104 01:42:30,977 --> 01:42:32,612 HIS EXCELLENCY FLIES THIS JET? 2105 01:42:32,679 --> 01:42:33,947 AS ALLAH-- 2106 01:42:34,014 --> 01:42:36,717 PRAISE TO HIM IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM--HAS SAID, 2107 01:42:36,783 --> 01:42:39,052 "MAN'S ACHIEVEMENTS ARE BUT A GRAIN OF SAND 2108 01:42:39,119 --> 01:42:40,385 "IN THE DESERT OF LIFE, 2109 01:42:40,453 --> 01:42:42,388 BUT ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A TREE." 2110 01:42:42,455 --> 01:42:44,925 ALLAH BE PRAISED. 2111 01:42:44,991 --> 01:42:47,827 DO NOT OFFEND THE EFFENDI. TIME IS OF THE UTMOST. 2112 01:42:47,894 --> 01:42:48,928 [SPEAKING MOCK ARABIC] 2113 01:42:48,995 --> 01:42:51,765 SPLIT. 2114 01:42:51,832 --> 01:42:52,799 HEY. HERE! 2115 01:42:52,866 --> 01:42:54,567 THAT'S A YANK UNIFORM! 2116 01:42:54,634 --> 01:42:56,569 ONE WORD OF THIS AND-- 2117 01:42:56,636 --> 01:42:58,905 HIS EXCELLENCY TRAVELS IN DISGUISE. 2118 01:42:58,972 --> 01:43:00,840 HE RETURNS TO HIS NATIVE LAND, 2119 01:43:00,907 --> 01:43:02,709 WHERE HIS TREACHEROUS BROTHER EL HAZZAH 2120 01:43:02,776 --> 01:43:04,211 HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF THE ARMY, 2121 01:43:04,277 --> 01:43:05,845 72 OF HIS 300 WIVES, 2122 01:43:05,912 --> 01:43:07,547 AND HIS '64 CONVERTIBLE CADILLAC 2123 01:43:07,614 --> 01:43:08,815 WITH WHITE SIDEWALLS! 2124 01:43:08,882 --> 01:43:10,148 COR BLIMEY! 2125 01:43:10,216 --> 01:43:11,451 MOVE THE BLOCKS, BLOCKHEAD. 2126 01:43:11,518 --> 01:43:13,119 LET'S GET THE SHAH ON THE ROAD. 2127 01:43:13,186 --> 01:43:14,955 [SPEAKING MOCK ARABIC] 2128 01:43:24,765 --> 01:43:27,467 YOU GOT--IT'S MOVING NOW. YOU KNOW THAT. 2129 01:43:27,533 --> 01:43:29,135 KEEP IT--WOULD YOU-- 2130 01:43:29,202 --> 01:43:30,637 KEEP IT IN THE-- 2131 01:43:30,704 --> 01:43:33,607 KEEP IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. 2132 01:43:46,019 --> 01:43:47,587 TAKE IT UP A LITTLE HIGHER. 2133 01:43:47,654 --> 01:43:48,722 WE'RE FLYING UNDER THE RADAR 2134 01:43:48,789 --> 01:43:51,491 WITH STRICT RADIO SILENCE TO ROME. 2135 01:43:51,558 --> 01:43:54,127 OH. ALL THE WAY TO ROME? 2136 01:44:05,805 --> 01:44:07,708 COLONEL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FLY DOWN THE THAMES? 2137 01:44:07,774 --> 01:44:08,808 NOT THIS HIGH. 2138 01:44:08,875 --> 01:44:10,209 WE'RE GOING DOWN ON THE DECK. 2139 01:44:10,276 --> 01:44:11,545 ON THE DECK? 2140 01:44:17,984 --> 01:44:19,485 OH! COLONEL, YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 2141 01:44:19,552 --> 01:44:21,755 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? THAT'S PARLIAMENT. 2142 01:44:21,821 --> 01:44:23,323 THAT'S BIG BEN. 2143 01:44:23,389 --> 01:44:24,691 SEE WHAT TIME IT IS. 2144 01:44:24,757 --> 01:44:26,460 IT'S 2 MINUTES SLOW. 2145 01:44:28,027 --> 01:44:29,596 COLONEL, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE TANKER! 2146 01:44:29,663 --> 01:44:30,696 THE TANKER! 2147 01:44:30,764 --> 01:44:33,033 TANK! WHY, THAT FILTHY, DIRTY-- 2148 01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:34,534 WHEN I SEE HIM, 2149 01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:35,969 I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY! 2150 01:44:36,036 --> 01:44:38,672 THERE'S A KIND OF A BRIDGE UP AHEAD. 2151 01:44:38,738 --> 01:44:40,306 YOU'RE NOT GOING THROUGH IT? 2152 01:44:40,373 --> 01:44:42,375 YOU'RE NOT GOING THROUGH IT? 2153 01:44:42,442 --> 01:44:43,610 YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IT. 2154 01:44:46,580 --> 01:44:50,183 DID YOU SEE WHAT--OHH. 2155 01:44:57,189 --> 01:44:59,125 GET ME A FIX ON CALAIS. 2156 01:44:59,192 --> 01:45:00,994 I COULD USE A FIX. 2157 01:45:12,205 --> 01:45:14,808 THE SEINE, ARC DE TRIOMPHE, 2158 01:45:14,875 --> 01:45:16,442 AND THE EIFFEL TOWER. 2159 01:45:16,509 --> 01:45:18,679 YOU JUST DRIVE. I'LL SELL THE POST CARDS. 2160 01:45:21,882 --> 01:45:23,215 HOW HIGH IS IT? 2161 01:45:23,283 --> 01:45:25,919 YOU'RE SAFE. DO YOU SAW--DO YOU SEE-- 2162 01:45:51,044 --> 01:45:52,644 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 2163 01:45:52,712 --> 01:45:55,448 I'LL TAKE A WILD STAB. WE'RE LOST. 2164 01:45:55,515 --> 01:45:57,951 COME ON, GILROY. WHERE ARE WE? 2165 01:45:58,017 --> 01:45:59,786 EITHER 70 MILES NORTH OF GENEVA 2166 01:45:59,853 --> 01:46:02,422 OR ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF CINCINNATI, OHIO. 2167 01:46:09,830 --> 01:46:12,532 UH, C-C-COLONEL, 2168 01:46:12,599 --> 01:46:14,467 DON'T PLAY CHICKEN WITH THE ALPS. 2169 01:46:14,534 --> 01:46:16,469 THAT'S REAL SNOW. THAT'S REAL ICE. 2170 01:46:16,536 --> 01:46:18,604 THAT'S A LOT OF HARD MOUNTAIN. 2171 01:46:18,671 --> 01:46:20,440 DON'T... 2172 01:46:27,881 --> 01:46:29,182 BRING IT UP. UP! 2173 01:46:29,249 --> 01:46:31,485 DON'T. DON'T! WILL YOU PLEASE-- 2174 01:46:52,271 --> 01:46:53,606 IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS THING ALIVE, 2175 01:46:53,673 --> 01:46:55,206 I'M GONNA GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY. 2176 01:46:55,274 --> 01:46:56,942 I'LL GO TO SYNAGOGUE EVERY SATURDAY. 2177 01:46:57,009 --> 01:46:58,678 I'LL GO ANYPLACE THEY'LL TAKE ME. 2178 01:47:24,337 --> 01:47:27,006 THIS MUST BE THE VAR VALLEY OUTSIDE OF NICE. 2179 01:47:27,073 --> 01:47:28,308 MAKE A 90 DEGREES SOUTH, 2180 01:47:28,375 --> 01:47:31,178 AND YOU'RE 1/2 HOUR FROM ROME. 2181 01:47:58,571 --> 01:47:59,939 OHO, BUDDY-BOY, 2182 01:48:00,006 --> 01:48:01,708 COLONEL FERRIS, SIR, TOM. 2183 01:48:01,774 --> 01:48:04,177 CONGRATULATIONS. OH, WE GOT--OH! 2184 01:48:04,243 --> 01:48:06,246 WATCH THE-- MOVE THE-- 2185 01:48:06,312 --> 01:48:08,582 CHAMPINO TOWER. CHAMPINO TOWER. 2186 01:48:08,648 --> 01:48:13,220 HS 125 LANDING, RUNWAY 15 RIGHT. 2187 01:48:19,592 --> 01:48:20,693 SIR... 2188 01:48:21,928 --> 01:48:23,163 [TIRES SCREECH] 2189 01:48:25,765 --> 01:48:28,034 [SIREN] 2190 01:48:34,373 --> 01:48:35,340 STOP WHERE YOU ARE. 2191 01:48:35,408 --> 01:48:36,375 YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST. 2192 01:48:36,442 --> 01:48:37,377 WHAT'S THE CHARGE? 2193 01:48:37,443 --> 01:48:38,911 YOU STOLE A PRIVATELY OWNED AIRPLANE. 2194 01:48:38,978 --> 01:48:40,046 YOU VIOLATED INTERNATIONAL AIR SPACE-- 2195 01:48:40,113 --> 01:48:43,716 COLONEL T.S. FERRIS, SPECIAL OFFICER 6079438. 2196 01:48:43,783 --> 01:48:45,852 TOP PRIORITY! SIR, I'LL HAVE TO COMMANDEER THAT CAR. 2197 01:48:45,919 --> 01:48:47,187 JUST A MINUTE. TOP PRIORITY? 2198 01:48:47,253 --> 01:48:48,221 TOP PRIORITY! 2199 01:48:48,288 --> 01:48:49,321 WELL, WHAT'S IN THAT PACKAGE? 2200 01:48:49,388 --> 01:48:50,957 CLASSIFIED. M-2609. 2201 01:48:51,023 --> 01:48:53,026 IF I DON'T LEAVE NOW, SOME HEADS WILL ROLL. 2202 01:48:53,093 --> 01:48:54,360 GILROY, EXPLAIN TO THE MAN! 2203 01:48:54,427 --> 01:48:56,027 SOME HEADS WILL ROLL! 2204 01:48:56,095 --> 01:48:58,431 NOW, JUST A MINUTE! 2205 01:48:58,497 --> 01:48:59,799 YOU HEARD WHAT THE COLONEL SAID. 2206 01:48:59,866 --> 01:49:02,067 SOME HEADS WILL ROLL. 2207 01:49:02,134 --> 01:49:03,570 [SIREN] 2208 01:49:05,739 --> 01:49:07,440 ALL RIGHT. 2209 01:49:07,507 --> 01:49:09,308 WHAT'S IN THAT PACKAGE? 2210 01:49:09,375 --> 01:49:10,342 CIGARS, SIR. 2211 01:49:10,409 --> 01:49:11,443 CIGARS? 2212 01:49:11,511 --> 01:49:12,478 YES, SIR. 2213 01:49:12,545 --> 01:49:14,781 YOU STOLE A MILLION-DOLLAR AIRPLANE, 2214 01:49:14,847 --> 01:49:16,449 VIOLATED INTERNATIONAL AIR SPACE, 2215 01:49:16,516 --> 01:49:18,784 AND ENDANGERED THIS FIELD WITH THE CRUMMIEST LANDING 2216 01:49:18,851 --> 01:49:20,451 ANYBODY'S MADE IN 25 YEARS 2217 01:49:20,519 --> 01:49:22,255 TO DELIVER A BOX OF CIGARS? 2218 01:49:22,322 --> 01:49:23,289 YES, SIR. 2219 01:49:23,356 --> 01:49:25,258 AND JUST WHO'S GOING TO SMOKE THEM? 2220 01:49:25,325 --> 01:49:26,925 THREE-STAR LIEUTENANT GENERAL 2221 01:49:26,993 --> 01:49:29,395 MAYNARD C. PARKER. 2222 01:49:29,462 --> 01:49:32,432 I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY IN ROME, SERGEANT. 2223 01:49:32,499 --> 01:49:33,800 THANK YOU, SIR. 2224 01:49:39,172 --> 01:49:40,205 [DOORKNOB RATTLING] 2225 01:49:41,808 --> 01:49:42,976 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2226 01:49:43,042 --> 01:49:44,477 HUH? 2227 01:49:45,879 --> 01:49:47,479 [KNOCKING] 2228 01:49:47,546 --> 01:49:49,482 [GROAN] 2229 01:49:51,251 --> 01:49:53,019 [POUNDING] 2230 01:49:53,086 --> 01:49:54,521 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2231 01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:01,728 ALL RIGHT... 2232 01:50:01,794 --> 01:50:02,894 WHERE IS SHE? 2233 01:50:02,962 --> 01:50:03,963 SHH. PARKER'S NEXT DOOR. 2234 01:50:04,030 --> 01:50:06,433 SHE'S NOT IN HER ROOM. WHERE IS SHE? 2235 01:50:06,499 --> 01:50:07,800 BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS-- 2236 01:50:07,867 --> 01:50:09,535 I'M NOT JUMPING TO ANY... 2237 01:50:09,602 --> 01:50:11,504 TOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2238 01:50:11,570 --> 01:50:14,072 I'D ASK THE SAME QUESTION IF IT WASN'T SO OBVIOUS. 2239 01:50:14,140 --> 01:50:15,174 WHAT'S SO OBVIOUS? 2240 01:50:15,241 --> 01:50:16,976 YOU CRAWLING OUT OF HIS BED! 2241 01:50:17,043 --> 01:50:18,577 I WOULDN'T BE FOUND DEAD IN HIS BED! 2242 01:50:18,645 --> 01:50:19,645 [POUNDING] 2243 01:50:19,712 --> 01:50:20,914 PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE. 2244 01:50:20,980 --> 01:50:23,916 42 BELOW ZERO, I'M BEATING MY SHORTS WITH A STICK 2245 01:50:23,983 --> 01:50:25,184 WHILE YOU'RE DOWN HERE CUDDLING UP 2246 01:50:25,251 --> 01:50:27,053 WITH THIS AGING WIFE-POACHER. 2247 01:50:27,119 --> 01:50:28,387 TAKE IT EASY, THERE, BUDDY-BOY. 2248 01:50:28,454 --> 01:50:31,724 WILL YOU--LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. 2249 01:50:31,791 --> 01:50:33,793 OH, YES, THE PRECIOUS CIGARS. 2250 01:50:33,860 --> 01:50:34,860 IS THAT ALL? 2251 01:50:34,927 --> 01:50:36,629 NO SEAL COAT FOR DORIS PARKER? 2252 01:50:36,696 --> 01:50:38,598 DON'T TELL ME YOU CAME BACK EMPTY-HANDED. 2253 01:50:38,665 --> 01:50:40,800 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DIDN'T. 2254 01:50:40,867 --> 01:50:42,469 I BROUGHT YOU A CORKSCREW-- 2255 01:50:42,535 --> 01:50:44,604 A DANISH CORKSCREW. 2256 01:50:44,670 --> 01:50:47,474 SORRY I COULDN'T GET IT TO YOU LAST NIGHT. 2257 01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:48,808 Tank: NOW WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 2258 01:50:48,875 --> 01:50:50,509 PARKER MOVED IN LAST NIGHT. 2259 01:50:50,576 --> 01:50:52,078 JULIE COULDN'T GET OUT, 2260 01:50:52,145 --> 01:50:54,047 SO SHE SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE BEDROOM ALONE. 2261 01:50:54,113 --> 01:50:55,414 Tom: YOU OUGHTA WRITE SCIENCE FICTION. 2262 01:50:55,481 --> 01:50:57,817 I TELL YOU, NOTHING HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT. 2263 01:50:57,884 --> 01:50:59,318 NO, HUH? NO. 2264 01:50:59,385 --> 01:51:02,888 WELL, SOMETHING HAPPENED HERE THIS MORNING. 2265 01:51:02,955 --> 01:51:04,591 OH! TOM! 2266 01:51:06,892 --> 01:51:08,460 NOW, YOU SEE, CEMENTHEAD? 2267 01:51:08,527 --> 01:51:10,296 PARKER'S NEXT DOOR. 2268 01:51:10,363 --> 01:51:11,397 [GASP] 2269 01:51:11,464 --> 01:51:13,199 COME ON, JULIE. WE'RE GOING. 2270 01:51:13,265 --> 01:51:14,701 OW! 2271 01:51:14,768 --> 01:51:16,536 ALL RIGHT. YOU ASKED FOR IT. 2272 01:51:16,602 --> 01:51:18,471 UGH! 2273 01:51:18,537 --> 01:51:19,539 NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 2274 01:51:19,606 --> 01:51:21,040 SHH. PARKER'S NEXT DOOR. 2275 01:51:21,107 --> 01:51:22,541 GOT IT. PARKER NEXT DOOR. 2276 01:51:22,608 --> 01:51:24,043 GOOD. 2277 01:51:24,109 --> 01:51:25,545 UGH! 2278 01:51:26,813 --> 01:51:28,148 [BELLS CLANGING] 2279 01:51:29,883 --> 01:51:31,818 [POUNDING] 2280 01:51:31,884 --> 01:51:33,319 SHH. 2281 01:51:33,386 --> 01:51:35,154 OH, DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 2282 01:51:35,221 --> 01:51:36,656 [BELLS CLANGING] 2283 01:51:40,560 --> 01:51:41,661 [GASP] 2284 01:51:44,898 --> 01:51:45,999 Julie: OH! 2285 01:51:46,899 --> 01:51:48,300 OH, TOM! OH, TOM. 2286 01:51:48,367 --> 01:51:50,370 ALL RIGHT. SHH, JUST QUIET. 2287 01:51:50,436 --> 01:51:51,871 OH, MY GOODNESS SAKE. 2288 01:51:51,938 --> 01:51:53,005 GRACIOUS, THERE. 2289 01:51:53,072 --> 01:51:54,840 OH, DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT? 2290 01:51:54,907 --> 01:51:56,342 I FEEL FINE. 2291 01:51:56,409 --> 01:51:58,576 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 2292 01:51:58,644 --> 01:51:59,846 HAVE A NICE TRIP. 2293 01:52:03,349 --> 01:52:04,784 [CRASH] 2294 01:52:04,851 --> 01:52:06,219 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2295 01:52:08,554 --> 01:52:09,922 UGH! 2296 01:52:09,989 --> 01:52:11,424 BOYS. BOYS. 2297 01:52:11,490 --> 01:52:12,458 SHH. 2298 01:52:12,525 --> 01:52:14,027 BOYS, THE GENERAL. 2299 01:52:14,093 --> 01:52:15,894 SHH. 2300 01:52:15,961 --> 01:52:17,029 [CRASH] 2301 01:52:17,096 --> 01:52:18,364 [ROCK MUSIC BLARING] 2302 01:52:27,173 --> 01:52:28,507 WELL, DO SOMETHING! 2303 01:52:28,574 --> 01:52:29,509 TURN THAT THING OFF! 2304 01:52:29,576 --> 01:52:31,510 OH! UH! I DON'T WANT IT. 2305 01:52:31,577 --> 01:52:33,612 DON'T THROW IT TO ME! AGH! 2306 01:52:33,679 --> 01:52:34,747 [CRASH] 2307 01:52:34,813 --> 01:52:35,815 AAH! 2308 01:52:38,718 --> 01:52:40,318 WHY, YOU DIRTY-- 2309 01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:43,456 NOW STOP, OR I CRUSH THESE CIGARS. 2310 01:52:43,523 --> 01:52:46,625 OH, NO, NO, NOT THE CIGARS. 2311 01:52:46,692 --> 01:52:48,194 PUT YOUR BOTTLE ON THE TABLE. 2312 01:52:48,261 --> 01:52:49,261 IF HE PUTS THE GIRL ON THE TABLE. 2313 01:52:49,328 --> 01:52:50,430 IF HE PUTS THE CIGARS ON THE TABLE. 2314 01:52:51,597 --> 01:52:53,333 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 2315 01:52:57,403 --> 01:52:58,838 THERE. 2316 01:52:58,905 --> 01:53:00,973 [LAUGHING] 2317 01:53:01,040 --> 01:53:02,776 NOW SHAKE HANDS. 2318 01:53:10,483 --> 01:53:11,784 OH! UH... 2319 01:53:11,850 --> 01:53:12,818 HAVE A CIGAR, GENERAL. 2320 01:53:12,885 --> 01:53:14,319 FERRIS? 2321 01:53:12,885 --> 01:53:14,319 YES, SIR? 2322 01:53:14,386 --> 01:53:16,189 THAT YOU MAKING ALL THAT RACKET IN THERE? 2323 01:53:16,255 --> 01:53:17,990 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS, SIR. I WAS 2324 01:53:18,057 --> 01:53:19,258 UNCRATING ALL THE THINGS I BROUGHT BACK. 2325 01:53:19,325 --> 01:53:22,595 I BROUGHT BACK SOME VERY FINE PORCELAIN 2326 01:53:22,662 --> 01:53:25,497 FOR MRS. PARKER'S COLLECTION. 2327 01:53:25,564 --> 01:53:27,033 OH! OH! 2328 01:53:27,100 --> 01:53:28,834 AND I BROUGHT YOU BACK, SIR, 2329 01:53:28,901 --> 01:53:30,369 A FINE BOX OF PANETELLAS. 2330 01:53:30,436 --> 01:53:33,272 OH, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 2331 01:53:33,339 --> 01:53:34,807 I WANT A BILL FOR ALL THIS. 2332 01:53:34,873 --> 01:53:36,208 SIR, YOU'LL GET A BILL. EXCUSE ME. 2333 01:53:36,275 --> 01:53:38,478 INCREDIBLE. JUST BACK FROM LABRADOR, 2334 01:53:38,544 --> 01:53:40,512 AND YOU HAD TIME TO LOOK THIS UP. 2335 01:53:40,579 --> 01:53:43,416 WE TRY TO DO OUR BEST, SIR. 2336 01:53:43,483 --> 01:53:45,484 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 2337 01:53:45,551 --> 01:53:46,952 I APPRECIATE IT. 2338 01:53:47,019 --> 01:53:48,321 DORIS! 2339 01:53:48,388 --> 01:53:49,589 YES? OH, DORIS. 2340 01:53:52,124 --> 01:53:53,291 WHERE DID SHE GO? 2341 01:53:53,359 --> 01:53:55,461 SHE CAUGHT YOUR ACT OUT THERE 2342 01:53:55,528 --> 01:53:57,329 UP TO THE PANETELLAS, 2343 01:53:57,396 --> 01:54:00,132 SAID SOMETHING IN ITALIAN, AND LEFT. 2344 01:54:00,199 --> 01:54:02,634 WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR? GO AFTER HER. 2345 01:54:02,702 --> 01:54:05,304 TELL HER YOU NEED HER. TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. 2346 01:54:05,371 --> 01:54:07,172 TELL HER YOU'LL EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO HER 2347 01:54:07,239 --> 01:54:08,574 FROM TIME TO TIME. 2348 01:54:08,641 --> 01:54:09,741 IF YOU DON'T, 2349 01:54:09,808 --> 01:54:12,111 YOU'LL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, 2350 01:54:12,178 --> 01:54:13,612 EXCEPT IN SOME GRUBBY COURTROOM 2351 01:54:13,679 --> 01:54:16,415 FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS CUSTODY OF THE DOGS. 2352 01:54:16,482 --> 01:54:18,217 YOU GOT THE GALL TO GIVE ME ADVICE? 2353 01:54:18,284 --> 01:54:19,285 WHY, YOU-- 2354 01:54:19,351 --> 01:54:20,353 TAKE IT EASY-- 2355 01:54:20,419 --> 01:54:23,355 SAVE IT. WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT 2356 01:54:23,422 --> 01:54:25,290 IS BETWEEN JULIE AND ME. 2357 01:54:25,357 --> 01:54:27,593 WHAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING IS YOU-- 2358 01:54:27,660 --> 01:54:29,295 THE GUY I USED TO LOOK UP TO-- 2359 01:54:29,362 --> 01:54:31,464 MY BUDDY, WHO, 14 YEARS LATER, 2360 01:54:31,531 --> 01:54:34,266 HAS GOT TO SNEAK INTO MY BED TO GET EVEN. 2361 01:54:34,333 --> 01:54:36,902 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE PATHETIC. 2362 01:54:36,970 --> 01:54:38,571 YOU GOT TO KNOCK OFF EVERY FEMALE IN SIGHT 2363 01:54:38,638 --> 01:54:40,740 JUST TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT OVER THE HILL. 2364 01:54:44,877 --> 01:54:46,312 I THINK THAT'S YOURS. 2365 01:54:50,883 --> 01:54:53,318 YOU REALLY WANT TO CHANGE YOUR ASSIGNMENT, MARTIN? 2366 01:54:53,385 --> 01:54:54,820 THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. 2367 01:54:54,887 --> 01:54:56,322 WELL, WHY? 2368 01:54:56,388 --> 01:54:59,324 BECAUSE OF THAT BUSINESS UP IN THE AIR YESTERDAY? 2369 01:54:59,391 --> 01:55:01,594 YES, SIR. I SORT OF GOT THE MESSAGE. 2370 01:55:01,660 --> 01:55:03,362 YOU NEED KIDS UP THERE, GENERAL, 2371 01:55:03,429 --> 01:55:05,765 PUSHING THE BUTTONS ON THEM EXPENSIVE TOYS. 2372 01:55:08,901 --> 01:55:10,003 WELL... 2373 01:55:11,337 --> 01:55:14,507 ALL RIGHT, MARTIN. 2374 01:55:14,574 --> 01:55:16,241 ALL RIGHT. 2375 01:55:16,308 --> 01:55:18,143 HAVE A CIGAR. 2376 01:55:18,210 --> 01:55:19,645 THANKS, SIR. 2377 01:55:19,712 --> 01:55:20,679 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2378 01:55:20,746 --> 01:55:21,714 YEAH? 2379 01:55:25,351 --> 01:55:27,487 SIR, I WISH TO MAKE A REPORT. 2380 01:55:27,553 --> 01:55:28,788 WHAT KIND OF REPORT? 2381 01:55:28,854 --> 01:55:31,457 I WISH TO STATE I'M A.W.O.L. FROM ARCTIC SURVIVAL. 2382 01:55:31,524 --> 01:55:33,593 FURTHER, I STOLE A PRIVATE AIRCRAFT. 2383 01:55:33,660 --> 01:55:35,827 FURTHER, I FLEW IT FROM LONDON TO ROME, SIR, 2384 01:55:35,895 --> 01:55:36,862 AT SUICIDAL ALTITUDES, 2385 01:55:36,929 --> 01:55:38,430 ENDANGERING NOT ONLY MY LIFE 2386 01:55:38,497 --> 01:55:39,698 BUT THAT OF MY TRUSTED, 2387 01:55:39,765 --> 01:55:42,101 LOYAL, AND STUPID FRIEND SERGEANT GILROY... 2388 01:55:42,168 --> 01:55:45,036 UH, WITH YOUR PERMISSION, SIR. 2389 01:55:45,104 --> 01:55:46,505 FERRIS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 2390 01:55:46,572 --> 01:55:48,273 I'M MAKING A BIG DECISION, SIR. 2391 01:55:48,340 --> 01:55:49,676 DO I WANT TO KEEP SCRAMBLING FOR SCARVES, 2392 01:55:49,742 --> 01:55:50,810 CIGARS, AND MARINATED FISHBALLS, 2393 01:55:50,876 --> 01:55:53,279 OR DO I MAKE A DANISH CORKSCREW HAPPY? 2394 01:55:53,346 --> 01:55:55,815 I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A LITTLE BLACK BOOK! 2395 01:55:55,882 --> 01:55:58,684 IT'S ABOUT TIME I HAD ONE WITH MY WIFE! 2396 01:55:58,751 --> 01:56:00,752 MARTIN, WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 2397 01:56:00,819 --> 01:56:01,921 IT'S LABRADOR, SIR. 2398 01:56:01,987 --> 01:56:03,355 HE'S JUST A LITTLE FLIPPED. 2399 01:56:03,422 --> 01:56:06,058 LABRADOR? IT WAS YOUR DAMN-FOOL IDEA 2400 01:56:06,125 --> 01:56:08,060 SENDING HIM OFF THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! 2401 01:56:08,127 --> 01:56:10,429 WHAT? SIR, I WANT TO KILL HIM. 2402 01:56:10,496 --> 01:56:11,731 FERRIS... 2403 01:56:17,436 --> 01:56:19,739 OH. 2404 01:56:19,806 --> 01:56:21,240 OH, MRS. FERRIS. 2405 01:56:21,306 --> 01:56:23,576 OH, HELLO. I'VE COME TO PICK UP MY HUSBAND. 2406 01:56:23,643 --> 01:56:25,043 THEY'RE ABOUT TO HAND OUT THE CITATIONS. 2407 01:56:25,110 --> 01:56:26,144 WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH? 2408 01:56:26,211 --> 01:56:28,480 OH, YES, THANK YOU. 2409 01:56:28,547 --> 01:56:29,581 Tom: CONGRATULATIONS. 2410 01:56:29,649 --> 01:56:31,016 ALL THE VERY BEST. 2411 01:56:31,083 --> 01:56:32,718 COLONEL, MY BEST TO YOU. 2412 01:56:32,785 --> 01:56:34,220 THANK YOU, GENERAL. 2413 01:56:34,287 --> 01:56:35,254 COLONEL... 2414 01:56:35,321 --> 01:56:36,422 MIGHTY FINE MISSION. 2415 01:56:36,489 --> 01:56:38,557 THANK YOU, GENERAL. 2416 01:56:38,624 --> 01:56:39,791 GENERAL, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 2417 01:56:39,859 --> 01:56:42,995 NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK, MARTIN. 2418 01:56:43,062 --> 01:56:44,429 HOPE WE SEE MORE OF YOU. 2419 01:56:44,496 --> 01:56:45,631 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. 2420 01:56:45,698 --> 01:56:47,800 WOULD YOU HOLD IT THERE, COLONEL? 2421 01:56:47,867 --> 01:56:49,635 COLONEL FERRIS, I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH 2422 01:56:49,702 --> 01:56:50,903 FOR A GOOD REHEARSAL. 2423 01:56:50,970 --> 01:56:52,038 MY PLEASURE. 2424 01:56:52,105 --> 01:56:53,438 THE GENERAL WON'T BE WEARING ANY MAKE-UP 2425 01:56:53,506 --> 01:56:55,841 AND HE WON'T GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY 2426 01:56:55,908 --> 01:56:57,009 FOR A REHEARSAL. 2427 01:56:57,076 --> 01:57:00,046 EXCUSE ME. THE GENERAL'S HERE. 2428 01:57:00,112 --> 01:57:01,547 HELLO, FERRIS. 2429 01:57:01,614 --> 01:57:03,214 I HOPE THERE'S NO TROUBLE ABOUT THOSE TICKETS. 2430 01:57:03,282 --> 01:57:05,885 I DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT YANKEE GAME. 2431 01:57:05,951 --> 01:57:07,920 I GOT YOU A BOX OVER THE DUGOUT, 2432 01:57:07,987 --> 01:57:09,221 A HAMPER OF SANDWICHES, SIR, 2433 01:57:09,288 --> 01:57:10,489 AND SOME COLD DANISH BEER. 2434 01:57:10,556 --> 01:57:11,557 WHAT KIND? 2435 01:57:11,624 --> 01:57:14,427 DANISH BEER, SIR. EXCUSE ME. MARK! 2436 01:57:14,493 --> 01:57:15,461 SIR, I GOT THE YANKEES 2437 01:57:15,528 --> 01:57:17,096 TO AUTOGRAPH THIS BALL FOR YOUR GRANDSON. 2438 01:57:17,163 --> 01:57:19,665 OH, WELL, THAT'S DAMN NICE OF YOU, FERRIS. 2439 01:57:19,731 --> 01:57:21,834 I APPRECIATE THAT. LOOK AT THAT! 2440 01:57:21,900 --> 01:57:24,769 OH, TANK, WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 2441 01:57:24,837 --> 01:57:25,838 IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, 2442 01:57:25,905 --> 01:57:27,839 YOU'LL END UP CHIEF OF STAFF. 2443 01:57:27,906 --> 01:57:29,775 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO THE DIRTY WORK. 2444 01:57:29,842 --> 01:57:31,410 CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN. GREAT. 2445 01:57:31,477 --> 01:57:32,478 SAY, I JUST REMEMBERED. 2446 01:57:32,545 --> 01:57:34,547 I FOUND THIS IN MY DESK THE OTHER DAY-- 2447 01:57:34,613 --> 01:57:37,950 FOR THE LADY WHO NEEDS 2 OF EVERYTHING. 2448 01:57:38,017 --> 01:57:39,852 I COULD NEVER FIND THOSE 2 BLUE BLANKETS. 2449 01:57:39,919 --> 01:57:40,986 I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THAT. 2450 01:57:41,053 --> 01:57:43,822 GILROY. GILROY? HERE THEY ARE. 2451 01:57:43,889 --> 01:57:46,492 [CRYING] 2452 01:57:48,060 --> 01:57:50,263 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 2453 01:57:51,563 --> 01:57:54,433 WELL, BUSY HANDS ARE HAPPY HANDS. 2454 01:57:54,500 --> 01:57:57,436 COME ON, SON. WE'RE GOING HOME. 2455 01:57:57,502 --> 01:57:58,971 CIAO, TANK. CIAO. 2456 01:58:07,012 --> 01:58:08,947 BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, HONEY. 2457 01:58:09,014 --> 01:58:11,617 BUT, TANKIE, LEVEL WITH ME. 2458 01:58:11,684 --> 01:58:13,453 ARE YOU REALLY A GENERAL? 2459 01:58:15,021 --> 01:58:16,456 A SECRET AGENT. 2460 01:58:30,369 --> 01:58:33,473 ♪ HEY, LOOK AT ME, WOW, MAMMA, I'M DANCING ♪ 2461 01:58:33,539 --> 01:58:37,809 ♪ AND I MIGHT SOMERSAULT RIGHT OVER THE WALL ♪ 2462 01:58:37,877 --> 01:58:39,311 ♪ THIS ISN'T A GIRL ♪ 2463 01:58:39,378 --> 01:58:41,480 ♪ BUT A WHOLE WORLD I'M ROMANCING ♪ 2464 01:58:41,546 --> 01:58:44,817 ♪ AND WE'RE HAVING US ONE FABULOUS, FANTABULOUS ♪ 2465 01:58:44,883 --> 01:58:46,952 ♪ BEAUTIFUL BALL ♪ 150449