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Hello. Can I pay you
100 kroner for that?
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I'd prefer to smoke it myself.
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Okay.
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No thanks.
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Fucking hell! What's the deal?
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Has the entire world become 40-plus?
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You're allowed
to think outside the box.
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It's possible. The whole thing's
such a fucking snooze.
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-It's just... You know what you are?
-No.
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You're a fucking asshole.
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FANNY
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POLICE
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BELOW
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How are you doing at work?
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-You were in some industry...
-The IT industry. It's going well.
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-Yeah? A lot of action there, right?
-Yeah, every day.
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Right. Here we are.
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Welcome to this extraordinary
general assembly.
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I'm so glad to see you again.
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-You look great, all of you.
-You too.
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Right. The main point
on today's agenda is the stair lift.
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After a fire safety assessment,
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the building permit
has been approved
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-by the municipality.
-And I didn't bribe them.
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Right. So...
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What we're going
to discuss today is...
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It's...
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Sorry, but we really don't want
a stair lift in our stairway.
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We'd like to offer you what you paid
for the fire safety assessment
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and an additional 55,000
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to move.
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What's...
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If you don't want a stair lift,
why did you sign the approval form?
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Nobody wants to be the first person
who doesn't want a stair lift.
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It would feel awful.
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Is it because I didn't support
the pizza oven in the backyard?
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Is that it? Or the voluntary work?
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It's because it wouldn't look nice.
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It wouldn't look nice,
and the resale value is reduced.
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I guess we just don't get
why you want to live here.
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You didn't want that pizza oven.
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It's my home.
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This is where I live.
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It's just an offer.
It's totally up to you.
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We can't refuse you to live here,
so if you decline,
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we will of course be really nice
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and say hi when we meet you.
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The air quality in Oslo isn't
as good as many idiots claim.
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You really notice it
when you come from out of town.
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-It's something else.
-Yes, it is.
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But...
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Do you know what the reason is?
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-I don't know.
-Studded tires, among other things.
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And diesel cars, actually.
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But the last thing is a bit weird.
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If I remember correctly,
it's old wood-burning stoves.
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-That's...
-That's a little weird.
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-Yeah.
-Many people don't...
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Would you look at that.
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That T-Rex is insanely good.
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I think I'm going to eat
a chocolate bar.
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And I really don't want to share it,
so I hope no one sees it.
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I think that would be chocolate bar
number two for the little one today.
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No, that's fine. Do you want one?
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I think you deserve it, Pål,
since you've let me borrow your room
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while you've slept
in Mom and Dad's argument room.
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It's not really an argument room.
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What Auntie is trying to say, buddy,
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is that sometimes,
when Mom and Dad are going to bed,
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if we have a disagreement,
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Dad finds it hard to go to sleep
if he has to sleep with Mom,
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so he sleeps in the room Auntie
mistakenly calls the argument room.
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But we're in agreement now.
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I need a shower.
Hey, that shower chair...
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Is that something that...
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Can the rest of us...
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-Go down?
-I'd like to borrow the chair.
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Maybe it came out wrong,
but I'd love to borrow the chair.
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-It looks really comfy.
-Enjoy.
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Right.
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Lovely. Come with me, buddy,
and we'll freshen up a little.
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-Can't I just take him?
-I'll take him.
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But... Okay.
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Come on. The boys.
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-Thank you.
-Okay.
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Did you eat
the entire chocolate bar, Pål?
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Oh my God.
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I can't believe
that the stair lift got approved.
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Your entire body must be tingling
now that you can move back in there.
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It's going to be great.
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Have you heard anything from Jill?
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-Haven't you?
-No.
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That's not surprising, is it?
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Fanny, can I just...
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Can you please
not say anything to Marius about...
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The creepy neighbor?
Of course not. I'd never do that.
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Thank you.
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But don't you feel that the entire
relationship is built on a lie?
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Should I devastate him just so
I can feel a little bit better?
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I'll just see how they're doing.
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The boys.
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Watch your head.
I'll wriggle you in.
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Watch your hands and feet.
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Who's going to help your sister?
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-Congrats on the lady's success.
-Likewise.
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You look great.
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What's going on over there?
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It's supposed to symbolize
the essence of the show.
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My gang! Here's my gang!
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Welcome.
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Here's the CEO, producer,
and creative director,
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alongside me, of course.
And this is my lovely family.
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My dear daughter Fanny.
My dear Radin.
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Fanny was paralyzed in an accident,
and Radin is a vintage war refugee.
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Mom? Hello.
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-Yes, and this is Fam.
-Hi.
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Pål and I found
some sparkling water.
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Then we can move on.
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Hey, would you like to say hi
to all the cool TV people
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that Grandma will work with
now that she's retired?
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Come on, let's go.
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It's so great that the two of you
are back together.
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It's so great!
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Yeah.
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Lie about an eating disorder,
so Mom will pay attention to you.
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-That dress is lovely.
-You think so?
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We're bad! We're brash!
We're the resistance!
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We're avant-garde!
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And it's about fucking time that
we get a place in the TV landscape.
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-Let's go as low as we can.
-I can't. You'll have to do it.
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Let's do it. Come on.
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There are too few
emergency exits here.
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May I have a glass of water?
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Thank you.
Well, there aren't too few,
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but there's a paper towel box
in front of...
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-Excuse me?
-You're so fucking boring.
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-No, I'm not!
-Great comeback.
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Okay, well, it's obvious
that you think I'm boring.
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Are you able
to do something about it?
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When you think, "I've got
something interesting to say,"
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are you able to take a moment
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to think about whether
it's interesting for anyone else?
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Yes, maybe I can do that
if you stop judging people
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without knowing
anything about their history.
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Not everyone feels that
they have to be all that exciting.
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Maybe they have other...
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-interesting characteristics.
-Tell me, then.
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Maybe I've gotten attention
in other ways.
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-Like what?
-I've gotten attention...
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I've gotten attention because
since I was about 15, I have...
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I've had quite a big dick, and...
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that has probably made me lazy.
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But I've tried other things, too,
to spice it up.
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-I've taken salsa lessons.
-Stop it! What are you saying?
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-Boring people don't do that.
-Now you're just being gross.
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I'm a kind man.
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I apologize for that, but even
though I'm not a firecracker...
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Fam actually deserves
to have some fun!
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When did you start caring
about Fam having fun?
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-You don't care about that.
-Okay.
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You don't. It's better
to be really boring person
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than to be someone who makes
others feel like boring shits.
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And Fam has always
felt like that around you.
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You know what Fam has felt?
She's felt joy.
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She's been finger-painting
while you were away.
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You haven't finger-painted with her.
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I didn't say it was with me.
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Hello, hello.
What are you talking about?
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Did you meet someone
while we were separated?
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No...
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Hey! What's your problem?
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-I asked you not to say anything!
-It was an accident.
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It would've gotten out anyway.
You couldn't have kept lying.
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Sorry. I forgot that
nobody's as cold as you.
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I said that
you had been finger-painting.
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Marius doesn't get the subtext,
because he's a plant.
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-But I'm a plant too.
-No, you're not!
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-Yes!
-No!
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You won't become a square just
because you drive an electric car!
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You can't put a Moomin mug lid
over who you are!
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But this is how I want to be!
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Don't you get it!
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I'm trying hard to smother
all my genetic defects!
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Look at where we come from.
Look at Mom,
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who invents a new character
because she fucked up.
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That's not good.
I don't want to be like that.
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And I sure as hell
don't want to be like you.
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You ruin everyone
who tries to love you.
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How long are you going
to keep it up?
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You have no one left. You know what?
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Get lost.
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I've been running after you
for 30 years. I've had enough.
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And I'm sure
you're glad to hear that.
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You think that's funny?
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You're fucking unbelievable.
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Hey! What are you doing!
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She punched
that woman in the wheelchair!
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-Seriously?
-Oh my God.
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-Are you all right? Are you sure?
-Yes. Please don't. I'm the asshole.
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-Hi. Why are you here?
-Can I come in? Is that all right?
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Sure. Okay.
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Oh my God. What's going on?
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I'm packing. I've sold the house.
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Why?
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I couldn't afford to keep the house
and support myself at the same time.
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That's just the way it is.
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But I've bought a new place.
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Fuck, this is in
the middle of nowhere!
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I've always wanted
to live in the middle of nowhere.
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I want my daughter
to grow up the way I did.
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In a place where people greet
each other and stop for a chat.
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Where it's okay
to eat Balinese chicken curry.
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What are you talking about?
I love Balinese chicken curry.
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Look at this. I'm thinking
about building a playhouse.
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At some point.
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Why are you here?
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I have...
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I want to be godmother.
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You came all the way here
just to say that?
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Yes. I want to be godmother.
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Do you really?
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The last time I asked,
you weren't happy about it.
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I'd love to do it.
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Maybe we can discuss it later,
closer to the baptism?
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I have a lot going on with packing
and moving and giving birth.
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I actually have to get
some stuff from the basement.
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Maybe I can help you with that.
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The reason he said
he didn't know if you were the one
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was that he didn't want me to know.
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And you have to name her Buffy.
It's so fucking cool.
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Imagine being named Buffy.
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No one in that town
will get the reference anyway.
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Fuck, maybe I should just do it.
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Buffy.
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-Thanks for coming.
-Yeah.
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Hello!
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What the hell? Fanny!
How the hell did you get up there?
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-What are you doing here?
-You didn't answer your phone!
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The last time you didn't answer,
you nearly died.
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-What the fuck!
-The key is inside it!
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Hi.
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What's going on?
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Huh?
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I want to say it, but I can't.
I can't tell anyone.
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If you have something to say,
you have to say it.
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I brought a completely...
247
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,440
awful guy home one time.
248
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,960
I got scared because
he wouldn't leave.
249
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,360
I seriously thought
he would rape and kill me.
250
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,720
But he didn't. I was fine.
251
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,920
But Kurt...
252
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,960
Kurt got really scared
and insisted that we...
253
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,720
should have a code word.
254
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,840
It was just a random word.
It was "tramp stamp."
255
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:59,080
But he wanted us to have it,
so I could call him or text him
256
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,240
if anything happened.
257
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,200
-And he would come at once.
-Yeah.
258
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:09,920
And the day of the accident,
I used the code word.
259
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,920
Because you were about to be raped.
260
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,360
No.
261
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,360
I wasn't.
262
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,560
-What?
-I wanted him to go out with me.
263
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,720
And...
264
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,480
I didn't want him
to be at that dinner party.
265
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,600
I was mad about it, so I called him
and said the code word
266
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,600
just because I knew
he would take it seriously.
267
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:47,200
And I ended up in hospital,
where they told me he was dead.
268
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,720
Yes.
269
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,760
And Jill saw him
run out from that dinner,
270
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,000
and she wondered
what had happened, of course,
271
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,280
so I panicked and lied about it.
272
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,240
I made sure, Fam,
273
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,840
that the only person
in the whole world that likes me
274
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,760
for who I am, is dead.
275
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,720
What makes this bad
is that Kurt died.
276
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,240
Yes.
277
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:33,800
Otherwise, this would just be
a bad joke and nothing more.
278
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,080
Kurt would understand that you felt
abandoned and lonely.
279
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,560
And he would forgive you.
280
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,640
If he could.
281
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,040
Do you hate me now?
282
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,960
I ruined everything with Marius.
283
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,400
No, you didn't.
284
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,480
Marius is moving back.
285
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,720
Mom should have watered that cactus.
286
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,040
-Thanks for the help.
-Of course.
287
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,240
-Can you help me over?
-Let's see.
288
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,040
-Should we check the mail?
-I've already checked it. No!
289
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,560
What?
290
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,920
-Fuck! I completely forgot!
-What is it?
291
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,680
Jill.
292
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,000
She made me report it.
293
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,800
False report. That's not ideal.
294
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,280
But...
295
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,080
-Fucking hell.
-Is that...?
296
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,200
-Okay.
-Fucking hell!
297
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,400
Yes.
298
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,880
But isn't it fucked up
that the case has been dropped?
299
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,880
Yeah, what the fuck?
300
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,680
What if it were true?
301
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,760
-That's insane. We should complain.
-Fucking hell.
302
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,920
-You know what you are?
-No.
303
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,240
-You're a fucking asshole.
-Right.
304
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,920
You can have it.
305
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,200
-Okay.
-Yeah. It was nice meeting you.
306
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,600
No!
307
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,600
Hello.
308
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,840
-Tramp stamp.
-Where are you?
309
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,440
Where are you?
310
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,960
Fanny!
311
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,080
Fanny! What the hell?
312
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,520
What's going on? Are you all right?
313
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,880
-No. What the fuck?
-I'm sorry.
314
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,520
Are you kidding?
315
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,560
Seriously?
316
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,720
Are you kidding?
Is this a fucking joke?
317
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,440
-Seriously?
-Jesus! Don't be mad!
318
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,920
-Fuck you!
-Hey, look what I scored.
319
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,600
I thought you were being murdered
or raped. What are you doing?
320
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,800
-I'm rescuing you.
-I don't want to be rescued, okay?
321
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,840
I was eating ice cream cake.
I was having a great time.
322
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,880
And you used our fucking code word.
323
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,400
All of a sudden,
you're going to eat ice cream cake
324
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,200
and asparagus with your in-laws?
325
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,600
You remember what we promised?
326
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,800
We promised we'd never become cunts,
like you are now.
327
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,120
We're supposed to be
the ones who get it.
328
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,920
The ones who aren't complete morons.
329
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,520
It's the two of us
against the world,
330
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,640
and when you do things like that...
331
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,280
That means I'm all alone.
332
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,040
Jeez. I mean...
333
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,920
I'm going to be a dad.
334
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,240
Okay.
335
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,120
What a fucking blessing.
336
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,960
Yeah. I think so too.
337
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,320
Fucking hell.
338
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,840
Goddamn moron. Fuck you.
339
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,840
-Fuck you.
-Yeah.
340
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,920
-Can you drive me home?
-Yeah.
341
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,920
Congratulations.
342
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,040
Thanks.
343
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,720
Are you gassy?
344
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,000
Just gulping up
some asparagus au gratin.
345
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,840
Helene?
346
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,760
Hi. Are you all right?
347
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,800
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
348
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,280
Would you like to grab a beer?
349
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,560
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
350
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,960
Come on.
351
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,680
-It'll be all right.
-Yeah.
352
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,280
-Yes.
-It will.
353
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,880
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