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All of a sudden,
you're going to eat ice cream cake
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and asparagus with your in-laws?
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You remember what we promised?
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We promised we'd never become cunts,
like you are now.
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We're supposed to be
the ones who get it.
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The ones who aren't complete morons.
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It's the two of us
against the world,
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and when you do things like that...
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That means I'm all alone.
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Hi, it's Jill! Happy birthday!
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You're like a good wine.
You only get better with age.
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I was just wondering...
I'm sure you're busy,
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but just let me know if you want
to help spread Kurt's ashes today.
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You couldn't come to the funeral,
and I haven't done it yet, so...
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It's either a good idea
because it's your birthday,
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or it's a terrible idea
because it's your birthday.
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It's up to you.
But it wouldn't have to take long.
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Hugs.
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Fuck.
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Please move me
to a different location.
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Error. Error. Error.
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BELOW
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-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.
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-Are we giving each other presents?
-No, it's just a tiny thing.
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Okay.
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They'll make your nails taste bad,
so you won't eat them.
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And a neck warmer.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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Christ, it's so ugly.
I'll take it back.
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-Okay. Why aren't you at work?
-I called in sick.
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I'm not working on my birthday.
That's out of the question.
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Too much hassle with cake
in the reception and songs.
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-What are you doing today?
-Drinking.
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Alone?
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-Alone? No, with Marianne.
-Marianne?
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-Marianne from high school.
-Yes, I know who you mean.
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-Okay. How nice.
-Yeah.
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Now that Kurt's dead,
I have room for other people.
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He took up a lot of space.
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Yes.
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By all means. How nice.
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Careful, careful, careful! Hello!
This is a yellow Little My.
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It's gone out of production.
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Error. Cannot find location
at docking station.
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No! You're going in there!
What are you doing?
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Internal error.
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When are you going to town?
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Maybe we could go together?
I'll have to return Tanja.
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-Tanja?
-The robot vacuum cleaner.
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Named after my previous maid.
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Problems with charging.
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-Help yourself.
-Ew, no.
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Is it gross to drink from my bottle?
We've shared our lives.
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It's gross to drink
from other people's bottles.
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-Even Pål's?
-No, Pål's my son.
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-Hi.
-I could eat his snot.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hello.
-Yes. There you are.
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Yes. Everything good with you?
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-Yes, I'm good. And you?
-Good. Very good.
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Gore-Tex.
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-Your jacket.
-Oh, my jacket. Yes.
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-That's smart.
-Yes.
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-Schizo weather.
-Wool.
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-Absolutely.
-Your coat.
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That's right.
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-This is Fanny, my sister.
-No, fuck that.
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Go on.
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-I thought you...
-Right.
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No, I... But we can... I mean...
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-We'll talk later.
-I'm sure we will.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Bye.
-Nice to meet you.
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Are you going to tell me
who that guy was?
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Can you come up here?
You look like a flasher back there.
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Can't we just take a cab?
I have a transport service card.
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You have to get out
of your comfort zone, Fanny.
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Yes. But you know what?
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I've actually read that the bus will
just drive past when it sees me
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because it takes too long
with the ramp and everything.
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No, it won't.
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You're the only one who cares
that you're in a wheelchair.
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If you don't see yourself as
a person, nobody else will either.
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-Come on.
-Fine.
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You're discriminating
against the bus driver.
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Okay.
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Hello! Hello!
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Tell me about that guy.
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-Is he a...
-Can you drop me off over there?
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-...dad from Pål's daycare?
-Have fun with Marianne.
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-I'm sure it'll be great.
-Yeah.
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I mean it. It's nice.
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It's good that you have
other friends than... Yeah.
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I have other friends than... Yeah.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Have a nice day.
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-Are we sitting here?
-I guess so.
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-I think she'll bring us a table.
-Okay.
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I actually have a present for you.
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-Or two.
-Really?
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A birthday present
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-and an "accident survivor" present.
-No!
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I thought that
both things should be celebrated.
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-A cup holder!
-For your wheelchair.
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Right. Cool!
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I'm guessing
the next present is a...
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A cup. It's a cup.
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"Have a nice day." That's... cool.
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Hello! It's just a joke!
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-Oh?
-It's a joke gift.
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I mean, you're not a baby carriage.
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-It's for baby carriages.
-I got that. That's funny.
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Did I cross a line?
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No, please don't be like that.
It's fine to joke about it.
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-Promise?
-Promise.
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Hi.
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Here you go.
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-I apologize.
-No, that's fine.
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The reservation was
for the second floor, so...
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It's great that you could meet me.
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It was nice of you to get in touch.
It's been ages.
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How long has it been?
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A long time.
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We don't need those.
We're only having drinks.
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-Right.
-Can I get two beers and two shots?
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I'm sorry, but we don't serve shots
until after 2 p.m.
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After 2 p.m.?
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That's really late.
I guess we'll take four beers, then.
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Okay.
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That was really...
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"Won't you let me drink shots?"
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"We're from Bergen
and have no sense of humor."
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-Have you seen anyone from school?
-No.
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Yes, I'm in a baking club
with Jeppe.
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Bulimia-Jeppe?
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He has new teeth.
I saw it on Instagram.
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-What? They were completely rotten.
-It was awful.
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Was he an albino,
or was he just borderline?
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-Then she said, "I'm not..."
-That's right!
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Some people
just can't get out of it.
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-And he smelled...
-Terrible. He still does.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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Do you know who was there?
Dry Thorstein.
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-No!
-And he had a girlfriend.
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-You're kidding!
-And she wasn't ugly.
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You have the support wheels.
You'll be fine.
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I need more speed.
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-Would you like to pay?
-I have a gift card.
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Gift cards are only valid
for food, I'm afraid.
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If I spent it on food, I wouldn't
have anything to drink for.
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In that case, you should have gotten
a bigger gift card.
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Hey, Fanny...
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Look at what I stole.
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-No! Really?
-We deserve it.
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-It was so fucking expensive.
-It really was.
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-Oh, yes!
-Steal from the rich.
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I have a cup!
You gave me a cup! Hello!
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I could drink alcohol
intravenously today.
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Jesus Christ!
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Fucking hell.
I have to go. I have to hurry.
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-Seriously?
-Fuck. Sorry, but I have to go.
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-No, why?
-I have to get to the daycare.
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-What for?
-My boyfriend's ex-stepchild.
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-You have a boyfriend?
-Yes.
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And he has a kid?
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-Yeah.
-What the fuck!
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-Why? Fuck that.
-It's his ex's daughter.
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They're still really close.
So they're a modern family.
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What the fuck
have you gotten yourself into?
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I didn't ask for it.
I just wanted to sleep with the guy,
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and suddenly, I'm discussing
rainwear with some mom.
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-Fucking hell.
-That's the way it is.
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-Fuck that!
-I have to go.
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I'll text you when Iver gets home,
and we can finish the Ratzeputz.
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-So I should save it for you?
-Yes, you should. Bye!
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-Have a nice day!
-Have a nice day, mate!
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MOM: CHEERS TO THE WORLD'S
MOST ECCENTRIC GIRLS
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-Hey!
-Are you coming too?
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"Too"?
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It's nice of you to drop by.
Very nice.
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But we're going out for dinner.
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-Are you here too?
-Fuck.
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You told me you hate birthdays,
you little birthday hypocrite.
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-Oh...
-Let's see...
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I'm not here
to celebrate my birthday.
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-I'm borrowing a work-related book.
-A book?
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She was going to leave, but Radin
had already started on the pavlova.
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-I love pavlova!
-Weren't you going to meet Marianne?
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Yes, I'm hanging with Marianne,
but she had to fix something.
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We'll meet up again later.
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I can't stop drinking now.
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I love that we've become
a drop-in family. I love it.
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-I'm the youngest.
-You're five minutes younger.
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Six, I think.
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-Was it a C-section birth?
-Don't talk about that, Radin.
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I've felt guilty all my life.
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They didn't get the bacteria
from my vagina.
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They could have gotten asthma
or become obese.
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Or we could have died.
But we don't have asthma.
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That's good.
It's not a very nice thing to have.
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Did you know that until I was 14,
I used Mom's vaginal wash cloth
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to wash my face?
I got all the bacteria I needed.
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It's no wonder the boys loved me.
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Has your son Pål called
to sing you the birthday song?
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No, he hasn't.
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I think Marius
has forgotten my birthday,
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so Pål won't remember it either.
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-Can't you call him?
-I did.
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But I guess
they're on a boat trip or something.
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-Out and about.
-What an asshole.
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-How was Marianne?
-She's so cool.
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Fucking Marius. You know what?
He's punishing you.
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He's keeping the kid out
on that island. That's kidnapping.
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-Is Marius punishing you?
-Yes, Mom.
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Haven't you heard?
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-Are you all right?
-Huh?
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Yes.
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I'm good.
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I'm just getting a reaction because
I was treated like a liar at Elkjøp.
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I was returning the vacuum cleaner,
but they said it was my own fault.
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And that's completely untrue.
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I think my body is just reacting
to that. It was really unpleasant.
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I think.
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Maybe it's because it's your first
birthday after the separation.
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You could have mixed feelings.
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Yeah. But I think it's what I said.
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Did you and your friend Kurt
have any birthday traditions?
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-No, we just used to drink.
-That's not nothing.
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The best thing to do with
good friends is to drink alcohol
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and talk about shit and philosophy.
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It's good that you can talk
to Radin about this.
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Radin has lost many friends.
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Oh my God. It hurts my wine heart
to see you guzzle down that wine.
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I didn't know you had a wine heart.
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I actually got that wine
from a client.
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They came in third place
in a reality show
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that I cleared them for,
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and they were really pleased.
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They're really famous.
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Alcoholic. I can't say who it is.
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I would like to say a few words.
243
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,880
I want you to know
that I'm all-in with this family.
244
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,960
I don't get scared by a little heat.
It's all good.
245
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:14,160
I love your mom, and I would like
to get to know the two of you.
246
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,360
For better or for worse.
247
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,280
It's good to get out some bad blood.
248
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,280
-There's no bad blood here.
-No.
249
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:34,120
We don't mind that we didn't get
Mom's vaginal bacteria.
250
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,680
I think you're misreading
the situation, Radin.
251
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,400
-We're enjoying ourselves.
-Yes.
252
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,280
Hi. Do you have a table available?
253
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,680
What are you doing now?
254
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,400
-I'm going home to bed.
-"I have to do the laundry."
255
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,600
What are you insinuating?
Do you think I'm dull?
256
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,040
No, I think you're predictable.
257
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,320
-Nothing wrong...
-"...with being predictable."
258
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,160
You don't always know what
I'm going to say. Can you quit it?
259
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,000
I slept with the creepy neighbor
260
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,640
through the window.
261
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,040
Are you kidding?
262
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,880
-What?
-Fuck.
263
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,680
-You're not joking?
-No.
264
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,080
-Don't be like that.
-No, no, no.
265
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,520
Fuck.
266
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,920
-What?
-He's the guy we met earlier.
267
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,600
-That awkward old man?
-Yeah.
268
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,560
Is he the neighbor
in the window with the balls? Is he?
269
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:37,680
-Yes, Fanny.
-That's your neighbor? Okay.
270
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,320
-Have you slept with him?
-Yes.
271
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:44,560
No, I haven't, but he can see
into my room too.
272
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,520
-It's so stupid.
-No.
273
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,560
So I... Fucking hell.
274
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,600
I got undressed once
when I knew he was watching.
275
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,840
-Okay.
-Yeah.
276
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:03,200
And then we sort of started meeting
in the room and watching each other.
277
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,080
And then... Fuck.
278
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,240
I slept with Marius
while I knew he was watching,
279
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,840
without Marius knowing.
280
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,920
-Fucking hell.
-Yeah, fucking hell.
281
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,040
Goddamn it.
282
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,560
I've ruined it, you know.
283
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,720
I've ruined my whole family.
284
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,360
Fuck.
285
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,840
-Isn't he retarded?
-Huh?
286
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,920
You've tricked a retarded neighbor
into sleeping with you!
287
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,280
-That's really impressive.
-He's not retarded, Fanny.
288
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,200
No.
289
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,680
-Is everything a joke to you?
-No.
290
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,720
But you get what I mean.
291
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,640
Jesus Christ. Sorry.
You're the one who said it.
292
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,640
Thank you so much for coming.
293
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,200
Hey, can I just stay here
for a little while?
294
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,800
-I'd like to stay here.
-How nice.
295
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:10,040
But not really,
because we've booked a table.
296
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,400
Fam, please.
I didn't mean it. Sorry.
297
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,920
I wanted to go out with someone
so I wouldn't be alone
298
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,360
and think about the divorce.
299
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,520
But you'd rather drink
with some rando from high school.
300
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,280
It's hard to know when you're having
a dry day or week or month.
301
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,320
I told you
that I've taken a day off from work.
302
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,800
Jesus Christ! How am I supposed
to read your mind?
303
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,640
You of all people
should be able to do that!
304
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,680
-Hi.
-Hello!
305
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:04,840
Are you done with the bonus kids so
you can go out and drink Ratzeputz?
306
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,280
Oh my God! Sorry!
We're actually at the hospital.
307
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,240
Frida fell down
from a climbing wall in daycare.
308
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,840
We're waiting for a CAT scan
and the whole shebang.
309
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,320
Shit! Oh my God! Poor thing. But...
310
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,880
I was going to tell you, but this
has taken quite a long time.
311
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:27,840
But if you're heading out later,
you can just let me know.
312
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,320
I think I'll be stuck here
the rest of the night. Sorry.
313
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,480
Tell her to look forward
to the contrast agent.
314
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,960
-It's a really funny feeling.
-I'll do that.
315
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,880
-Okay. Bye.
-Talk later.
316
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,440
Taxi!
317
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,600
-Want a smoke?
-Sure.
318
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,680
-Do you want one?
-No thanks.
319
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,040
-Hi. Do you want to go in?
-It's fine.
320
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:36,520
-Are you sure? We can lift you.
-No, no, no. It's fine.
321
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,400
-Hi.
-Hey.
322
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,160
Fanny. Fanny, Fanny, Fanny!
323
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,280
Sorry.
324
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,320
Did you lie so you wouldn't
have to meet me, Marianne?
325
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,400
I just felt
326
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:13,480
that we had a bad energy,
if you get me.
327
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,320
No. I don't get you.
328
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,240
We were just talking trash
about other people.
329
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,280
Yeah. We were catching up.
330
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,520
No, it's as if
we were back at school.
331
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,120
I trash-talked Iver and Frida.
332
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,520
They're the most important things
in my life. I mean it.
333
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,440
It's weird that you lied about
your bonus kid breaking her head.
334
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,880
I become like that
when I'm with you!
335
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,880
I become a black hole.
336
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,280
-Right.
-You drag other people down.
337
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:46,160
So why did you invite me to finish
the Ratzeputz bottle with you later?
338
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,560
What should I have done?
You texted me on your birthday.
339
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,800
And you're in that thing.
340
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760
Sorry.
341
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,640
I wish you all the best
for the future,
342
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,200
and I'm really sorry
for everything that happened to you.
343
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,760
-Thanks for that. Ditto.
-But...
344
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:40,600
Happy birthday to you
We want to congratulate you
345
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,600
Did you have a nice birthday?
346
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:52,000
And sorry for not replying
about the spreading of the ashes.
347
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,120
No. It came very suddenly.
348
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,520
I never really considered
spreading the ashes,
349
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,800
but while I was waiting
for a free spot in the cemetery,
350
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,280
I started thinking about him
lying down in the ground.
351
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,000
That's really unpleasant.
352
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:14,560
So I figured I'd rather
spread the ashes somewhere else.
353
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,960
He was already cremated, so...
354
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,320
-Have you done it?
-No.
355
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,920
I'm so uncertain.
356
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,560
I had actually found a place,
but what if Kurt would've hated it?
357
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,280
-I don't know.
-Where were you thinking?
358
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:40,400
There's a little patch
outside of Deli de Luca.
359
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:47,480
It's a small patch of dirt
with a little tree.
360
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,800
It's completely illegal,
and we would get a fine,
361
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:56,240
but that's where
the three of us first met.
362
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,640
It's silly.
363
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,040
That's the worst and best thing
I've heard in my entire life.
364
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,360
-Jesus Christ. Deli!
-Yes.
365
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,480
-I think he'd have liked it.
-He would have.
366
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,800
Jesus, to think that you had to
serve us after we'd been drinking.
367
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,560
-I feel sorry for you.
-Yeah.
368
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,480
You were so drunk
and noisy and messy.
369
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,920
Shit.
370
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,760
But in spite of that, Kurt was...
371
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,240
one of the loveliest persons
I'd ever seen.
372
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,000
I had such a crush on him.
373
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,240
There's a reason
we always went to Deli.
374
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,600
The food there is fucking awful.
375
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,480
Sometimes, when you laugh like that,
it's just like I'm hearing him.
376
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,200
-It's...
-Yeah.
377
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,360
What's going on?
378
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,520
-Birthday!
-Fucking hell!
379
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,400
Oh my God!
380
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,000
Happy birthday!
381
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,640
Yeah.
382
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,640
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