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[My Uncanny Destiny]

How about

the ministers at court?

Except for several rigid

and stubborn old ones,

the others

expressed that they will support you to accede to the throne

after Guan Sanmei announces her abdication.

Good.

Very good.

This garment

has been finished for a long time,

and I

can finally

put it on right and properly.

General,

I would like to congratulate you in advance.

No,

it should be

Your Majesty.

As you were.

Aye.

Kneel down.

Aye.

[General's Palace]

Are you sure this won't go wrong?

Don't worry.

Just watch me.

Make it snappy.

Get the liquor heated in warm water.

Especially

get the crayfish ready.

[My Uncanny Destiny]

[Episode 19]

Devein the crayfish.

Are the fruits freshly picked?

Chop them into big chunks.

We must serve fresh fruits

to His Majesty.

If you don't serve well,

see

how I will punish you.

Are you tired?

What do you do that doesn't make you tired?

You have to take an effort even when you go to the toilet.

Greetings to Your Majesty.

Hurry and get up.

You seem haggard.

Did you

suffer a lot outside?

Were you hurt?

Did anyone bully you?

See,

I'm fine.

Right,

they saved me

while I was in exile.

Although they are my servants in name,

they treated me like a family member.

So I want

them to be with me and take care of me

from now on.

Your Majesty,

you are so capable.

Even when you were in exile,

you could still recruit so many people to follow you.

It's just that, Your Majesty,

why is that cold-looking mister

always staring at you?

You mean him?

He is

not very bright.

He has rabies,

so you have to keep away from him.

How can someone so young catch such a disease?

Your Majesty,

if you keep him by your side,

you will be in danger.

It's fine.

When he suffers an attack, I can deal with him.

Right.

Princess Huirou from Tianmu City

was severely injured in Muxi City.

A princess from Tianmu?

We never had anything to do with Tianmu City,

why did their princess come to our city?

It's a long story.

Make an arrangement first.

Aye.

He's so young.

What a pity.

What a pity.

Sanmei.

It seems that this old eunuch was bribed by Jin Fu as well.

Even he didn't become suspicious of you.

Your Majesty,

it's too dangerous here.

If they know your identity,

they will definitely eat you alive.

We'd better get back to Xuanyue.

We should get back together.

Jin Fu had already set dense traps,

none of us can leave

before the announcement of the edict.

Sanmei,

since we have already come in,

we can

just kill Jin Fu

when he enters the palace.

It's not that simple.

There are 30,000 elite soldiers in the city,

all at Jin Fu's disposal.

If we kill him rashly,

it may cause chaos.

If

we can send these elite soldiers away,

then we can capture Jin Fu alive

at court.

It's easier said than done.

Jin Fu is the only one

who can deploy them.

Why would he send them away

for no reason?

In fact, it's not hard to move these elite soldiers.

Did you forget that

we have

the Lord of Xuanyue

with us?

Report!

General,

we've got an urgent report from the border

that the Xuanyue soldiers on the border of Muxi and Xuanyue have made moves.

They may attack Muxi.

I've always hated the Lord of Muxi since I was little,

and I've made a vow to kill Ye Zhaonan personally.

But I've never thought that

my wife looks so similar to him.

Then do you feel uncomfortable?

I don't.

I only

have an indescribable feeling.

What's that about?

I've got a feeling

of a wonderful fate.

Do you remember that you were also cross-dressing

when we first met?

Of course I do.

I will never forget that for a lifetime.

I really thought that you were a man

and I almost fought you.

I never expected that

we met once

and we will stay together for a lifetime.

I'm happy that

you've always been with me.

I will make sure that

you are happy for the rest of your life.

Will you really be with me for a lifetime?

No.

I will be with you for 10 lifetimes,

100 lifetimes,

and 1,000 lifetimes.

How long has it been since your last bath?

This is

what manliness smells like.

What do you know?

You don't know anything.

Sir, we have arrived at the baths.

Is this how you Muxi people

take a bath?

All servants take a bath like this.

You

should hurry and clean yourself.

Where is Princess Yunluo?

She just went out

and asked me to watch here for a while.

You little temptress

really looks like Qimeng.

What are you doing?

I can tell by her looks that

she's

like a dung beetle digs its way into a peanut:

what a bad nut.

How could I have been so trustful

to that despicable shrew of Qimeng in the first place?

Otherwise,

I wouldn't have ended up like this.

Ke Qianyue, let me tell you.

Even if Qimeng hadn't been there,

you wouldn't have ended up better,

either.

Zhao Jing,

how dare you say that?

No,

it's polite enough for me to talk to you like this.

Have you ever done any self-reflection

on how you ended up like this?

I...

Let me talk about your nature.

You are

mean, petty,

possessive, and dumb,

and you always want to frame others.

Zhao Jing.

Am...

Am I...

Am I that bad?

How is it possible that

you still haven't realized it?

Alright, if I really am that bad,

then

why do you still have feelings for me?

When did I say that I have feelings for you?

If you don't feel anything for me,

then why did you desperately try to save me despite your own life

when Feng Lei was about to kill me

at General's Palace?

Moreover,

do you remember that

you also kissed me

in the closet of

His Majesty's bedchamber

in Xuanyue City?

It is obvious that you have been coveting my beauty for a long time.

I've explained this to you several times.

The matter of the closet is just a misunderstanding.

I kissed you

because Guan pushed me.

Besides,

at General's Palace,

I would have saved any innocent person

Feng Lei was about to kill

even if it hadn't been you.

I know too well about you men.

You are dishonest

about your feelings

to save your pride.

Admit that you have feelings for me.

It's...

It's not embarrassing.

How can it not be embarrassing?

It is embarrassing

to have feelings for you.

Fine, make a vow

if you don't feel anything for me.

If you say so.

You promise.

I promise.

If you have feelings for me,

then Guan,

Feng Lei,

Guan Sanmei,

and you,

all four members of your family will be struck down by lightning

with no whole corpses,

and never be able to reincarnate ever.

Wait,

aren't you too vicious to say that?

See?

You don't dare to promise that,

which means you have feelings for me.

Don't worry,

I will accept your feelings.

You are so unreasonable.

Really.

Zhao Jing.

Zhao Jing.

Where are you going?

Zhao Jing.

-Don't go. -Don't follow me.

Enough.

Stop rubbing me.

You three old eunuchs,

if you don't stop, I'll slug you.

-Greetings, Your Majesty. -Greetings, Your Majesty.

General, forego the formalities.

Eunuch Sun,

I have some political matters to discuss with the general,

and you should all leave.

Aye.

General, why are you in a hurry?

Why did Xuanyue dispatch troops?

General, I don't understand why you said that.

Liu Xuanming deployed troops

and is preparing to attack Muxi.

What in the world are you up to?

General,

there are only me and several servants here,

and what kind of ploy can we have?

I truly don't know about

Xuanyue's dispatch of troops.

I will send a letter to Liu Xuanming

to ask for his reason immediately.

By the time your letter arrives,

our nation will have long since perished!

You are right.

Then according to our current situation,

the best option we have

is to deploy troops for resistance.

However, General, you can rest assured that

since I'm already in your hands,

Liu Xuanming will definitely not act rashly.

Do you think I'm afraid of him?

Even if Liu Xuanming leads the army personally,

I will annihilate him in one fell swoop.

I advise you that

you'd better not try something funny,

or

you'll die miserably.

I do not dare to oppose you

even if you lend me 10 more guts.

If anything goes wrong

with the abdication tomorrow,

none of you will survive.

General,

we've been with Sanmei this whole time,

and it seems that she truly knows nothing

about the matter of Xuanyue sending troops.

Yeah,

we are also wondering

why Xuanyue sent out the army so suddenly.

Guan,

Feng Lei.

Yes.

Today,

I have already ordered people

to take your old mom and your daughter

into General's Palace.

If Guan Sanmei plays any tricks,

they will definitely not survive.

I...

General, we...

I'll ask you one last time,

what lies behind

Xuanyue's dispatch of troops?

General, we will tell you the truth.

Shoot!

General,

they... they want to send your elite soldiers away.

General.

Spare my life.

General, please spare my life.

What a ploy to lure the tiger out of his den.

General,

Guan Sanmei is so sinister

that she wants to use Xuanyue's dispatch of troops

to send away the elite soldiers in the city,

then she can capture you alive at tomorrow morning's court,

after which

she will be able to secure the throne forever.

No wonder Liu Xuanming likes her so much.

She does have some tricks up her sleeve.

General, what's your plan?

Can I go and kill her now?

No.

Since she wants to play,

we will beat her at her own game.

Tomorrow,

I will put out the news

that you have led the troops for the battle.

This is the tiger tally for troop movements,

keep it.

Tomorrow, you will secretly bring the troops into the palace

and wait in ambush outside the main hall.

When I go to the court,

if Guan Sanmei is against me,

you will lead the troops in

to kill her.

Aye.

Tomorrow, I am determined

to get the throne,

and I will annihilate anyone

who dares to get in my way without hesitation.

Why hasn't she woken up yet?

Your Majesty,

although she was wounded in many places by sharp blades,

her heart and spleen are intact.

Reasonably speaking,

she should be awake by now.

Maybe I can stimulate her with a silver needle?

She's awake.

I will go and decoct several medicines.

You are awake.

Greetings, Princess Yunluo

and Sanmei.

You should lie down and rest.

You know who I am?

When I was in Tianmu City,

a spy once showed me your portrait.

That's very honest of you.

Sanmei, you are a smart person,

and I don't dare to conceal anything

in front of you.

Princess Huirou,

you must not tell anyone that

my eldest sister is pretending to be Ye Zhaonan.

Don't worry, Princess Yunluo,

I know what to say

and what not to say.

You should focus on recovering for now,

and after your wounds heal,

I will give you some money,

and then you can leave.

Sanmei, I have been feeling guilty

about the matter of Qimeng.

So if you don't mind,

I would like to stay by your side and serve you

to atone for my sister's sins on behalf of her.

Sister,

how about we keep Huirou?

If she gets out,

I'm afraid that those people will hunt her down and kill her.

You just need to focus on your recovery for now,

and we'll talk about this in the future.

[Perseverant and Noble]

Zhao,

I want you

to be responsible for me.

No.

Zhao,

I want you...

Sanmei,

we've just received the news from General's Palace that

Vice General Zhou has led 30,000 elite soldiers out of the city.

Sanmei,

General Jin Fu got my daughter and Feng Lei's mother

into General's Palace.

What did you say to Jin Fu?

In accordance with your instruction,

we told Jin Fu that

Xuanyue sent troops

to distract him.

Very good.

Tomorrow, outside of the main hall will be crowded with Jin Fu's soldiers,

and Xuanyue's troops won't be able to get into the city.

Are you sure

we can succeed

when we are the only ones here?

There is nothing in this world

that is completely sure,

and most of them

are half man-made and half providence.

If what we do is the right thing,

then providence

will naturally tilt to our side.

Then what about our families?

Will they truly be alright

in General's Palace?

Don't forget that

there is one of our own people

in General's Palace as well.

No one can hurt your families

in his presence.

Are you talking about

Yi Yang?

No,

he is far more capable

than Yi Yang.

You can rest assured that

he will protect your families well.

Otherwise,

how could he be called

the best assassin in the world?

Are the elite soldiers in the city

ready?

Everything is ready.

If Guan Sanmei intends to harm you,

she will die under countless blades

at my command.

Good.

The ministers and officials in the court

have all been bought off by me

and are all my men.

Today is the day that I will inherit the throne

and unify Muxi.

May Your Majesty be bathed in blessings.

May Your Majesty be bathed in blessings. May peace be with Muxi City.

May the world be stable. May people the best of health.

My deputies, please rise.

General Jin Fu,

why are you late

for today's morning court?

Your Majesty, I heard that you would issue an edict of your abdication today,

and I only felt fear

in my heart,

so I was late.

I hope Your Majesty will forgive me.

An edict of my abdication?

When did I say

I was going to issue an edict of my abdication?

It's well-known among the ministers.

You all agree with me,

right?

Jin Fu, how dare you?

There have long been rumors outside

that you have a heart of disobedience,

and it seems that it is not groundless.

Guards.

Bring up the evidence of Jin Fu's crime.

General Jin Fu,

you should know what's in it, right?

How could I know?

Then you should

open it personally and have a look.

Where

did these letters come from?

General, why do you ask since you've already known the answer?

How...

How could this be?

It's unbelievable.

My deputies,

do you think these letters are fake?

Your Majesty,

we have seen the handwriting of Liu Xuanming before,

and we can confirm that

this letter was written by him.

It even has the seal of the Lord of Xuanyue.

General Jin Fu,

it seems that you have been secretly keeping in contact with Liu Xuanming for several years.

No wonder

Muxi has never won a battle with Xuanyue,

it is because General Jin Fu has been fraternizing with their Lord,

Liu Xuanming.

Absurd.

How absurd.

All these letters

are fake.

These letters

not only have Liu Xuanming's handwriting,

but also his seal,

so how could they be fake?

Who in the world are you,

Guan Sanmei or Ye Zhaonan?

I don't know what you are talking about.

Maybe

this

can resolve your confusion.

Impossible.

This is impossible!

How can you have the Golden Seal?

You are not Ye Zhaonan.

You are a fake.

Sirs,

she is not His Majesty at all,

she just looks like His Majesty.

She is a woman.

How could it be possible?

How could His Majesty be a woman?

Yeah.

If you don't believe it,

we can verify her identity.

Let's do it.

Do it.

How could it be possible?

How dare you?

How dare you

look at His Majesty's body?

I have served

two generations of lords loyally.

If you trust me,

you may let me verify his identity personally.

Eunuch Sun,

I'm afraid that

you have been bribed, too.

You...

General Jin Fu,

how about

letting me do the verification?

Sure.

Then we'll let Mr. Zeng do it.

Your Majesty,

please come with me.

You two despicable backstabbers

will get your families killed.

Really?

I don't think so.

Are Feng Lei's and Guan's families locked here?

Yes.

Mr. Zeng,

what did you find?

Sirs,

I have verified His Majesty's identity

and he is

indeed a man.

I told you so.

Why even bother?

How could His Majesty be a woman?

General Jin Fu,

what is your intention

to frame His Majesty?

It's a boy,

the future Lord

of Muxi City!

I never thought that

the loyal Mr. Zeng

would also be bribed by her.

How dare you?

Guan Sanmei,

do you dare to vow to Heaven?

Sure.

Today, I vow to Heaven,

if I am not Ye Zhaonan,

the flesh and blood of the former lord of Muxi City,

I will be struck down by lightning

and die a dog's death.

Guan Sanmei,

since you are crazy enough

to make such a vicious oath,

then

don't blame me for being ruthless.

Guards.

General, what are you doing?

What am I doing?

Since you don't act like a Lord,

then don't blame me for not acting like a minister.