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[My Uncanny Destiny]

[My Uncanny Destiny]

[Episode 5]

Ms. Ke, could you wait until

I finish eating?

Yao Hu.

We are running out of time.

I...

I heard with my own ears that those fools

were going to poison His Majesty in wine.

No way.

Sanmei is smart.

She wouldn't bring about her own destruction.

What's more, she saved His Majesty before.

If she wanted to hurt him,

why did she save him before?

Right?

Don't you believe me?

Yao Hu.

I grew up with His Majesty.

How could I hurt him?

Right?

Assassinating His Majesty is a big deal.

Why don't you report directly to His Majesty?

That temptress is wicked and crafty.

I'd like to catch her

with irrefutable evidence

to make her indefensible.

Yao Hu.

Yao Hu.

Yao Hu.

Trust me this once, okay?

[Xiguan Department]

Ye Zhaonan!

Who's she?

How can you let an outsider know our secret?

Her name is Zhilan

and she's also from Muxi City.

Darling.

I finally found you.

Why are you wearing women's clothes?

Miss.

You got the wrong person.

You are not Ye Zhaonan?

Ye Zhaonan?

My name is Guan Sanmei.

This is my dad.

Her dad.

And my two silly brothers.

She's really a woman.

They are so alike.

Zhao Jing, you must be crazy.

What's wrong?

We can't even protect ourselves.

Why did you take her?

Exactly.

Something big would happen.

We can't just watch her die.

If anything happens,

I will carry it alone.

Save it.

How can you carry it?

I...

Wait... I...

Stop!

I really shouldn't bother you.

No.

Zhilan.

You want to leave?

You know so many secrets.

How could I let you go away alive?

What are you doing?

Let her go.

Feng Lei.

It hurts.

Sanmei.

Be gentle.

Are you crazy, Feng Lei?

What are you doing?

You're the one who's crazy.

You don't even know her background,

and you just keep her with us.

You will kill us.

Brother.

Sanmei.

Are you okay?

We are all miserable.

Why make things difficult for her?

What's more,

I don't think she is a wicked person.

Just keep her.

Exactly.

We're going to run away tonight anyway.

It's okay to take her with us.

I will keep an eye on her all day long.

You!

Guan, say something.

Guan, go ahead.

I...

Both will do.

No!

All right.

Tonight,

everything depends

on it.

[All Blessings Gather Together]

What?

Two people

have mistaken Sanmei for Ye Zhaonan.

Yes.

I heard that the lord of Muxi City

is called Ye Zhaonan.

Save it.

Ye Zhaonan is a man.

But Sanmei is a woman.

Can't you tell the difference?

Exactly.

No.

Is it possible that Sanmei

is also a man?

Come on.

Piss off.

How can you tell that she is a man?

Someone is here.

What's wrong with you?

It makes sense.

We've been together for so long.

Can't you tell if she's a woman or a man?

If she were Ye Zhaonan,

I'll break my ribs and make soup for you two.

Enough.

Stop it.

The key right now is to complete the task

and return to Muxi City to reunite with our family.

If we procrastinate any longer,

Jinfu will hurt our family.

I know.

Wait.

You don't have family.

Of course you can't understand our feelings.

Don't mess with me from now on.

-Hurry up and finish the task. -All right.

Yi Yang.

You almost ruined our plan today.

When Xuanyue City discussed the marriage with us before,

Liu Xuanming agreed to any conditions.

What happened today?

It's all because of that woman named Sanmei.

She's unusual.

I'm worried

she's going to spoil our plans.

No worries.

As long as she is a woman,

she cannot escape from my grasp.

Don't underestimate her.

She's quite different

and isn't an ordinary woman.

I'm afraid

she may not be fooled by you.

We'll see

tonight.

Slow down.

Here we are.

How is it?

There will be no flaws in this tunnel, right?

Don't worry.

I'm almost done.

After digging it through, we can go straight to Qingling Spring.

But we can't dig through it too soon,

lest the spring fill the tunnel.

Let's just dig it up

as we run away tonight.

Yes.

This tunnel

is the result of four years of digging

by the three of us.

How is it?

Here comes His Majesty.

Here comes His Majesty.

Go!

Open the door.

Take care.

Come on.

Go, go, go.

Follow up.

Come on. Take care.

Wait for me.

Coming.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

Tonight we will host a banquet for the envoys of Tianmu City.

Come to attend.

If they propose ceding the city and offering gold at the banquet,

just speak out your opinion.

Remember to

restrain your temper

in front of the envoys.

Be gentle and virtuous.

What's wrong?

Liu Xuanming.

Sorry.

It's all because of your handsome face

that I couldn't hold back for a while.

You

took advantage of anything!

Your Majesty.

[Elegant and Graceful]

Yao Hu.

Yes.

Have you ever

kissed a woman?

Yes.

Really?

It's nothing special.

When I was young,

I once kissed

the daughter of Butcher Zhang

in the same village.

That feeling...

Her lips are soft.

The taste is sweet.

It feels warm and moist.

It's hard to describe it.

Isn't it just two lips?

Yao Hu.

Yes.

Piss off.

Roger that.

Princess Yunluo.

We meet again.

Why are you here?

I was looking for you everywhere.

Are you okay?

Poor guy.

You are really good at pretending.

I am a princess.

Princesses never lie.

What do you want to do?

Do you think

I'll trust you again?

Your Grace!

Listen carefully.

Get sore medicine ready.

I will come again tonight.

If you let anyone else know about this,

you know what will happen.

Xuanming.

Where are Queen Mother and Princess Yunluo?

Yunluo was tired from playing today,

so she went back to rest first.

Queen Mother was worried that

we would be restrained and not drink our fill

when she came.

I came to Xuanyue City with my father

when I was a child.

I remember Queen Mother took special care of me.

And

you often hung out with me

and gave me a little white rabbit.

It's a pity that

it drowned in the Imperial Garden.

Qimeng often talked about this,

and was very sad every time.

It seems that

Lord Liu should give Princess Qimeng another rabbit.

Tomorrow I will order someone to find a beautiful rabbit.

You are so nice, Xuanming.

Your Majesty.

Here comes Guan Sanmei.

Ask her in.

Ask Guan Sanmei in.

If such a beauty isn't on the top of Qunyu Mountain,

you can meet her only under the moon.

What a beauty

in Xuanyue City.

Sanmei is so beautiful.

It seems that the title of Beauty of the City

should be given to you.

Restrain your temper

in front of the envoys.

Be gentle and virtuous.

Not at all.

[Gentle]

Qimeng is like

a red plum tree...

A bright red peony flower that condenses the astonishing aroma.

Who is like her among the favored concubines in the Han Palace?

Even...

The beautiful Zhao Feiyan...

relies on

her makeup.

Sanmei.

How can you be so different

in the day and night?

Really?

I'm as consistent

as Princess Qimeng.

Lord Liu.

Qimeng has arrived at Xuanyue City.

When will you fulfill your promises

of ceding Ercheng

and donating one hundred thousand taels of gold as betrothal presents?

About the betrothal presents,

Sanmei can represent me fully.

That being the case,

what's your opinion, Sanmei?

Ceding the city?

No!

I am so afraid.

Sanmei, are you kidding?

Not at all.

The territory of the country,

no matter how small it is,

belongs to the ancestors.

The ancestors fought hard to protect the country

and passed it down to our generation.

If we lose anything,

we are ashamed not only of our ancestors,

but also of our descendants.

How dare we do something

goes down in history as a symbol of infamy?

Lord Liu.

Lord Liu.

You've promised to

cede the city and offer gold.

But you broke your promise now.

How could the marriage continue?

What's your opinion,

Yi Yang?

You are playing the fool.

What do you mean?

Yi Yang, calm down.

Look at the full moon

tonight.

Let's only talk about romance tonight,

not about government affairs.

Right.

Romance only.

I really admire

the momentum of Sanmei in the inner city today.

At today's banquet,

would you like to

have a wine battle with me?

You two can come together.

As long as you two defeat me,

I am all yours.

If I win,

Sanmei will me mine.

Xuanming.

Just ignore him.

He liked to have wine battles

with others in Tianmu City,

and he never lost.

Really?

It makes me want to compete with Yi Yang even more.

Here you are.

Did you tell anyone?

Of course not.

Even my maid was sent away by me.

By the way,

the sore medicine you want.

[Sore Medicine]

Let me help you.

Do you know

why I didn't tell anyone?

Because you know how good I am.

I will kill you.

Because

it's no fun telling others.

[Prosperity and Development]

What did you use on me?

Sore medicine.

I almost forgot

I also added a little

corrosive powder.

You!

You!

You

want to hurt me?

So over-confident.

Sanmei.

Just watch.

Your Majesty, wait.

There is poison in the wine.

Your Majesty.

Ms. Ke learned that

someone was going to poison the wine.

She arranged for us to protect you.

Sanmei.

Do you dare to drink it?

I...

Drink it.

The wine...

The wine...

The wine...

is so spicy.

Ms. Ke.

I don't know where I offended you,

so that you fight against me everywhere.

I...

Your Majesty, hold justice for...

Shut up.

Ke Qianyue.

Your Majesty.

Maybe she put poison in Yi Yang's wine.

Yi Yang.

Give her your wine.

No need.

I believe in Sanmei.

Nice wine.

Ke Qianyue.

What else do you want to say?

Your Majesty.

I heard with my own ears that she...

She...

I...

You...

You temptress!

-How dare you drag me down! -How dare you!

Someone!

Here.

Drag her out and punish her.

Aye.

Your Majesty.

Wait!

Xuanming.

We just arrived today.

It seems unlucky

for you to punish someone.

What about an exception for today?

Now that she wants to hurt Sanmei,

it depends on Sanmei, okay?

Reward her for cheering us on.

Come on.

Come on.

Round one.

Once more.

Come on.

Drink.

Round two.

Yi Yang.

Come on.

Cheers.

Cheers.

I am not afraid at all.

Go ahead.

Come on.

Come on.

K.O.

You lost.

Sanmei.

Just forget it.

Admit defeat for the bet.

How dare you

drink with me?

I'm going to strip you naked

and throw you on the street

for people to watch.

Piss off.

Don't move.

I didn't specially prepare

this hangover medicine for you.

I just happen to have it on me.

Understand?

Yi Yang.

How dare you bully Liu Xuanming?

I will beat you.

All right.

I see.

I will beat you.

How could you drink like a fish?

Your Majesty.

You are the lord.

How could you carry her?

Your shoulders are to carry the country.

Leave her to me.

No need.

You are so drunk.

-Leave her to me. -No need.

You will be tired.

I said no.

Which jerk did this?

How dare you?

How dare you call His Majesty a jerk?

You!

Your Majesty, please order me

to execute summarily this traitor

who attacked you.

Yao Hu.

Yes!

I'd like to execute summarily you.

Wait, this...

The traitor...

attacked you.

Your Majesty.

How dare you bully Liu Xuanming?

I will beat you.

Sir.

My pants are falling off.

Hey, my pants are falling off!

You lecher!

Sorry.

It's all because of your handsome face

that I couldn't hold back for a while.

Daughter.

Is everything going well?

Yes.

Sanmei's plan is flawless.

I've successfully sneaked into the Tasting Room

and put poison in the wine.

Then tonight

is the best time for us to kill Liu Xuanming.

Sanmei.

Will Ke Qianyue believe that

we can enter the Tasting Room?

Right.

People are more inclined

to believe what they want to believe

than the facts.

When she wants to deal with me,

she will believe anything

that is against me.

So

as long as she mobilizes the guards in the palace

to shift all their attention

to the dinner party...

Your Majesty, wait.

There is poison in the wine.

The defenses in other places

will become very weak.

Brother.

Take the key I stole

and sneak into his bedchamber to assassinate.

After that,

you have to leave through the tunnel.

At that time, the tunnel

may have been filled with spring water.

You are good at swimming.

Only you can swim away.

Yi Yang.

You slapped me.

Yi Yang.

Let's not forget

the purpose of being here in the first place.

Liu Xuanming.

I don't want this to happen.

Just blame

our fate.