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[My Uncanny Destiny]

Baoer,

I heard that His Majesty was almost killed outside the city recently.

But luckily, he was rescued.

The one

who rescued His Majesty

is truly blessed.

You never know.

The rescuer was also seriously injured

and was brought back to the palace for treatment by His Majesty.

Let's hurry back to the palace to ask around.

You brat.

You're such a busybody.

Sirs, please wait a moment.

Can we help you?

I want to borrow something

from you.

What do you want?

Can you be gentle?

You wish!

[Episode 3]

[My Uncanny Destiny]

Put the bowl on your head.

I

don't

want to.

You!

Do you know where you are?

This is Shanggong Department.

Ms. Ke is the boss here.

What are you looking at?

You…

Dare you do it again?

I know you are

really something.

So I got the guards to watch over you.

If you continue to be impudent,

you will not be far from becoming a hedgehog.

Put the bowl on your head.

Did you see the look in her eyes just now?

The same is true when His Majesty becomes fierce.

They look like a couple.

I am talking nonsense!

Listen,

let's teach her well

from today.

Teach her!

By the way,

Mr. Yao Hu sent a message just now.

She was asked to serve His Majesty during the day

and return at night.

I...

Let go.

Guards.

[Toilet]

Don't worry.

It's just mud.

It doesn't matter.

She...

Don't worry, Ms. Ke.

[The Lord of Muxi City]

[Virtue and Preservation]

Ms. Ke,

I don't know how I offended you,

so you go against me.

I get upset when I see you.

You temptress.

I wonder why His Majesty

asked you to serve him.

What did you do to His Majesty?

Don't

you know

what kind of woman His Majesty likes?

His Majesty does not like tender and virtuous women.

The rougher

and more aggressive you are with him,

the more he likes you.

Really?

Let me tell you.

I tied him to the main hall

and beat him severely.

You!

But he was so happy

that he didn't get a wink of sleep all night.

No.

No!

Sanmei.

Don't stop!

You are amazing.

Shout it out,

my baby!

Since he was a child,

he has been fawned upon,

so he must find it boring.

If you

want to be appreciated by him,

you should torture him

cruelly

and brutally.

By then...

It makes sense.

Why didn't I think of that?

Now, you're

much cuter.

How about following me?

I will take care of you.

Your Grace.

I'm fine.

It's really good!

Xiaoyao, bring it quickly.

Your Grace.

This is the tickle powder from Tianmu City.

What if His Majesty knows?

Don't worry.

Let's add some fun

to the boring life.

I heard that Princess Qimeng is coming.

You can spend some time with her.

Xiaoyao,

you know that Tianmu people are the last ones I like.

Relying on their strength,

they bully the surrounding small towns.

They haven't even solved

their own business,

They are still arrogant.

Why don't we look for Sanmei?

Do you mean the maid who saved my brother?

Exactly.

I heard that His Majesty often keeps her by his side.

Interesting.

-When will Princess Qimeng arrive? -It's His Majesty.

-In a few days. -Let's go.

Everything will be ready.

Once we get married,

I can use the military strength of Tianmu City

to smash Muxi City

and kill Ye Zhaonan.

But Your Majesty, you promised

to cede Ercheng to Tianmu City

and offer one hundred thousand taels of gold as a dowry gift.

Your Majesty,

have you ever thought about keeping your promise?

Ercheng is Xuanyue's territory.

I shall never

lose my land.

The one hundred thousand taels of gold

is Xuanyue's tax revenue for several years,

so it is extremely precious.

It was just a stopgap measure then.

If not,

how could they send Qimeng here?

After they arrive,

ask someone to raise an objection.

At that time, I will have a reason to refuse.

Who is he?

The envoy of Tianmu.

That's the famous Yi Yang.

He's really extraordinary!

I heard that Princess Qimeng

is a beautiful woman.

I'd like to see that.

He's such an awesome guy.

Your Grace.

Princess Qimeng.

Qimeng,

you are about to meet Xuanming.

Yi Yang,

the marriage matters

will be left to you.

After planning for so long,

we've been waiting for this day.

All the officials

are afraid of Tianmu City.

I'm afraid that no one dares to oppose it.

Why is the bath water

a bit weird today?

Is it?

How can it be weird?

Well,

it feels itchy.

Itchy?

It's a bit itchy.

Your Majesty,

this pendant

seems to belong to Sanmei.

Go summon her.

Aye.

My tongue is so numb.

You come on to me again.

There you are.

This pendant

is yours, right?

Ke Qianyue,

what are you going to do?

Your Majesty.

In the lonely chambers a heart of night silence

labors the pieces of sorrow to countless strands.

I finally

know your taste.

Here

I come.

So Sanmei told you

that I like rough and fierce women.

You temptress.

How dare you lie to me.

I...

Ke Qianyue.

Step back.

Let's go, warrior.

Let's go.

You have a nice outfit.

Where did you buy it?

Come back.

Why did you deceive Ke Qianyue?

Do you want to take revenge on her

or me?

A fool will do multiple-choice questions.

I want revenge on both of you.

You!

You are

a shrewd woman.

I rescued you.

You are not grateful

but you handed me over to her.

You don't know

how she tortured me.

Don't look at me with such innocent eyes.

Remember,

I like wise women.

It's useless for me.

What are you doing?

If you are dissatisfied with me,

you can take revenge openly.

I get it.

Sanmei

is so strong.

She's so crude.

I like her so much.

Coming on to me again.

To you?

I'd rather come on to close stools.

Is that what you want?

Fine.

[Xiguan Department]

Ms. Ke's close stool

is too difficult to clean.

You see,

the palace is so quiet.

You can tell that girl...

Well,

she didn't succeed.

As long as she doesn't tell on us,

it's better than anything else.

I wonder

how that girl is doing now.

Aren't you a fortune teller?

Come on.

Do it for her.

I...

Let me see.

She is right here under our noses.

This is Xiguan Department

where close stools are scrubbed.

From now on,

you will work here.

I want you to know

what living death feels like.

Guan.

Yes.

This is a new handyman for you.

Teach her

how to scrub close stools.

Yes.

Sir,

how to scrub them?

Although it is a rough job,

it needs to be done carefully.

Dip some water and scrub hard.

Take it.

Well, I'm

going inside

to wax it.

Waxing?

Sir,

how to wax it?

Do it like this.

By licking?

I don't think you changed the bath water today.

How could it be?

Every step is

personally checked by me.

It's impossible to go wrong.

But I really feel itchy.

Brother.

Brother.

What's up?

Your Grace.

Why are you here?

Brother,

I have already seen what happened

in the Chamber of Baths just now.

I think Sanmei

is really something.

If you make her work for us,

we will definitely make Xuanyue rich and mighty,

take down Muxi City

and kill Ye Zhaonan.

Brother.

Brother, don't ignore me.

Wait for me.

Your Grace.

What's wrong?

Look at you,

can't you be more dignified?

Come on.

I knew

you loved me the most.

So childlike.

When will you grow up?

I don't want to grow up.

I want to stick to you all the time.

Stop such words.

You will get married in the future.

At that time,

you will only think about your husband,

not me.

I won't.

In my heart,

you'll always be the first.

In my opinion,

you are the one who will always think about your wife.

As the saying goes,

softhearted men are manipulated by their wives.

Brother,

why are you so weak?

That's not true.

Hold on tight.

Let's take down Muxi City.

And kill Ye Zhaonan.

Come on!

Come on!

Slow down, Brother.

Take down Muxi City.

Kill Ye Zhaonan.

Let's go back.

What do you say?

How about me?

Not enough.

Where?

Here. Here.

Let me do it for you.

What can I do for you?

Father.

Brother.

Miss,

you must be mistaken.

That's right.

How could she

talk nonsense?

I'm a eunuch.

Exactly.

My grandfather became a eunuch at the age of eight.

How could I have a daughter?

What a nuisance!

Guan, Feng Lei,

we have to discuss

the assassination of...

Liu Xuanming.

Well.

that's

over.

It was just a stopgap measure then.

If not,

how could they send Qimeng here?

After they arrive,

ask someone to raise an objection.

At that time, I will have a reason to refuse.

I think Sanmei

really has something.

If you make her work for us,

we will definitely make Xuanyue rich and mighty,

take down Muxi City

and kill Ye Zhaonan.

It should be you.

It's hard to find you.

I thought you were guards.

But you are eunuchs.

Miss,

we're sorry.

It's all our fault

In fact, we...

We shouldn't have lied to you,

but there is nothing we can do.

We live with a blood feud.

If Liu Xuanming is not killed,

we will be ashamed of our ancestors.

Wait a minute.

Being eunuchs, you will not let your ancestors down?

That's not right.

Guan.

Feng Lei.

Zhao Jing.

You are family,

but you have three surnames.

It…

It's not important.

Not important.

Why is it not important?

Don't try to prevaricate.

We live incognito.

If

others know

we're a family,

it is against the palace rules.

Exactly.

That's it.

What is my last name?

-Feng. -Zhao. -Guan

Well,

it's Guan.

Of course, you take my surname.

Exactly.

Then my name is...

Sanmei.

We're...

Your elder brothers.

Sanmei.

Guan Sanmei.

But I can't remember anything.

I doubt what you said.

So how could you trust us?

Feng Lei, what do you want to do?

Can you be gentle with Sanmei?

She is too paranoid.

Listen,

I've told you

to bear with Sanmei.

Why are you disobedient?

Father, calm down.

Calm down.

Sanmei.

What can we do

to make you believe us?

Right.

My daughter.

Unless

you remind me

of the past.

[Xiguan Department]

Loud snoring,

it's like killing something.

Get up.

I'll show you my unique skills.

Be quick.

Come on.

Does it work?

I don't know.

Is she dead?

I don't know.

She is still exhaling.

Then she is not dead yet.

Right.

Sanmei.

I am your father.

We lived in

a big and wealthy family.

I love you very much.

Your brothers love you too.

You are the apple of our eyes,

our baby girl.

We all love you.

Great.

Sanmei is great.

Mercy!

Great!

Sanmei is great.

I remembered.

You

are my family.

My daughter,

it's good that you remember us.

There are only four of us left in the Guans.

We must unite.

Father is right.

Let's work together to

kill Liu Xuanming and avenge our whole family.

Right?

Last time, we

knocked Liu Xuanming's guards out.

Security must be stepped up in the palace.

It's more difficult

for us to kill Liu Xuanming.

If there is a banquet,

then

we can

wait for the opportunity

and fish

in troubled waters.

It's not as easy as you think.

Liu Xuanming never

did such things.

He has spent all the money on wars.

All he wants is to attack Muxi City.

There is an opportunity now.

Liu Xuanming will marry Princess Qimeng.

I heard that

Princess Qimeng arrived yesterday.

I'm sure Liu Xuanming will hold a banquet

to entertain the envoys

tomorrow.

Good.

It is

the only

chance

we'll get.

What are you doing?

Well, well.

It's a good day today.

What a nice day.

There, there.

Hurry up.

Don't you want to eat?

What are you doing?

Take a bite.

Come on.

No.

You just don't appreciate it.

Go to Xiguan Department now

to scrub close stools.

Go quickly.

Who do you think you are?

So unappreciative.

My Lord.

What do you mean?

My Lord.

What are you doing?

My Lord.

Help.

Where is the person His Majesty brought back?

In Xiguan Department.

Ah!

Mother,

when I go back,

I will be filial to you.

Ms. Wang, when I get rich,

recommend a girl to me.

How sweet!

Father, I miss you.

My daughter,

when I pull the job off

and earn some money,

I'll marry you to a decent man.

Ye Zhaonan.

So there you are!