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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:25,318 Voice on machine: Your weight is 113.9 pounds. 2 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,910 You gonna make me hurt you? 3 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,870 - No - I didn't think so. 4 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:14,367 Are you alright? Did I hurt you? 5 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,205 Bob! 6 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,959 Bob! What's wrong? What happened? Talk to me. 7 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,213 Oh, my god! 0k, honey, hang on, hang on. 8 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,049 Woman: 911, what is your emergency? 9 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:33,928 Yes, we need an ambulance at 10600 Xavier, unit 4-b. 10 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,264 My husband can't breathe. 11 00:01:36,389 --> 00:01:40,268 Oh, my god, he's turning blue. You have to send someone now, please! 12 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:41,519 Hurry! 13 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,423 You blow-dry your hair? 14 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,550 Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up? 15 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,385 You blow-dry your hair? 16 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,014 Excuse me for actually caring what I look like. 17 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:02,808 I think the word you're looking for is "obsessing." 18 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,353 You've been at it for almost an hour. 19 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:07,897 If you wanted in, all you had to do was say so. 20 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,107 I don't want in. I want sleep! 21 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,277 It's about time you got up anyway. It's almost 9:00. 22 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,490 This isn't gonna work. 23 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,327 - What? - You staying here. 24 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:24,830 You're kicking me out? After one night? 25 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,501 Why, you think we should try counseling first? 26 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,338 Why do you want to sleep on a couch anyway? 27 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:35,758 You got money. At least until the divorce is finalized. 28 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:42,390 I'll be out of your hair tomorrow. What's left of it. 29 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,905 It was three days ago. 30 00:03:58,030 --> 00:04:00,366 My throat got really dry and then my tongue 31 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,576 felt like it was blowing up like a balloon. 32 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,787 I assume somebody checked for food allergies. 33 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,682 - The first two doctors both did. - Next one said it was a panic attack. 34 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,834 The one after that wanted to take his tonsils out. 35 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:12,628 The last one had no idea, just referred us to Dr. House. 36 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,046 It says the attack was preceded 37 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,674 by some sort of strenuous physical activity. 38 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,009 - Yeah. - What were you doing? 39 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:26,934 Awesome. 40 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,770 A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. 41 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,690 Just think of all the places I can make foreman search. 42 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:36,318 He's not a sex fiend. He's a happily married man. 43 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,695 House: No such thing. 44 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,993 What are you doing? 45 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,789 Testing a new caffeine delivery system. 46 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,083 He didn't get his beauty sleep. 47 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,920 Wilson's moved in and apparently has unusually loud toenails. 48 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,630 If they're into rape fantasies, 49 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,507 s&m is on the menu as well. 50 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,844 Neck trauma could cause vocal cord paroxysms, which could cause choking. 51 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,847 Cameron: I didn't see any sign of trauma, and they were remarkably open. 52 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,182 I asked about stds 53 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,393 and they admitted participating in a threesome a few months ago. 54 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:12,271 A hundred bucks says they're as miserable as the next couple. 55 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,190 Another guy, or girl? 56 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,734 Girl. His wife's college roommate. 57 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:20,905 If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be. 58 00:05:21,030 --> 00:05:24,408 They're looking for something. If you're happy, you've got nothing to look for. 59 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,452 His wife arranged it for an anniversary present. 60 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,163 If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, 61 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:32,791 a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage. 62 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:38,172 Ok, I say we stop the ddx and discuss that comment. 63 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:40,549 I'll take the bet. 64 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:45,554 Maybe the first doctor was right. Food allergy explains the anaphylaxis. 65 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,847 Could be neurological. 66 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,683 Foreman: Progressive bulbar paralysis would explain the symptoms. 67 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,686 No. Als would affect his facial muscles before his throat. 68 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,730 What if the problem's not in his throat? 69 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,234 That would be a little odd considering that's where all his symptoms are. 70 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,027 - Says who? - The patient. 71 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:03,864 And since most patients can't tell their ulna from their anus, 72 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,283 I'm guessing this guy also doesn't know the difference 73 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,118 between choking and suffocating. 74 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:10,788 His throat might be fine, his lungs might be messed up. 75 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,291 Get more blood, a chest ct and a body plethysmograph. 76 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,776 Unless, of course, you think we should be asking the patient 77 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,045 where his anus is first. 78 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:23,551 It feels like I have to urinate and then when I try to go... 79 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:26,595 Pull up your pants. 80 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,683 - It's my prostate, isn't it? - Nope, not your prostate. 81 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:34,186 - Herpes. - Herpes? 82 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,939 Herpes. Your turn. 83 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,835 If it makes you feel any better, half the patients who come into this place 84 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:44,029 - have some sort of crotch rot. - No, it doesn't. 85 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,658 Look, this is impossible. I've been married for 20 years. 86 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,343 Have you had any sex in those 20 years? 87 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,371 - Yes, of course. - Then that's how you got it. 88 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:55,165 The only person I've had sex with is my wife. 89 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:57,585 Bummer. 90 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,505 Take this once a day. Tell your wife to do the same. 91 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,881 It's not going to cure it, 92 00:07:03,007 --> 00:07:05,593 but it will lessen the frequency of the outbreaks. 93 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:07,052 But there must be some mistake. 94 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,554 You got any kids? 95 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,056 - Yeah. - Any of them take guitar lessons? 96 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,976 - No. - Tennis? Art? Acting? 97 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,562 My daughter does karate. Why? 98 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,064 Give this to her sensei. 99 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:23,402 - Oh, wait. Does your wife play tennis? - No. 100 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,655 That's what I figured. Never hurts to make sure. 101 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,199 For miyagi. 102 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,288 I'm gonna close the shutter now. 103 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,249 I need you to pant, kind of like a dog. 104 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,545 Cameron: That's good. Keep going. 105 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,300 Can I ask you a personal question? 106 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,887 Uh, I guess. 107 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:54,475 The threesome and the role-playing. 108 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,935 Is that because things get boring? 109 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:04,777 We just enjoy our fantasies. 110 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,115 - Are you married? - No. 111 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:16,163 You can go back to taking the deep breaths now. 112 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,584 Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. 113 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,879 They fail because while they're dating, 114 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,381 people pretend to be the person 115 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,675 they think their partner wants, and then... 116 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,886 Well, there's only so long you can keep that up. 117 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:35,224 Maybe they are that person while they're dating, but then they change. 118 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:37,935 People thinking their partner will change? 119 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,479 That's another reason marriages fail. 120 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:48,237 People don't change, at least not in any way that really matters. 121 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,995 I think you've had enough caffeine. 122 00:08:57,121 --> 00:09:00,332 You were right. It's not his throat, it's his lungs. 123 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,584 The plethysmograph revealed decreased lung capacity. 124 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,294 Chase: And the ct showed lung scarring. 125 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:07,297 It's definitely interstitial pulmonary fibrosis. 126 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:11,385 What's not definite is the cause. There's no arthritis, no sarcoidosis. 127 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:14,680 He's not on any prescription meds. And he's a wedding photographer. 128 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:17,224 So I doubt he got exposed to coal dust or asbestos at work. 129 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:20,227 - Cause could be idiopathic. - Can't be idiopathic. 130 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,146 Idiopathic means without a known cause. 131 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:23,313 What I meant was that... 132 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:25,607 What you meant was you don't know what the cause is. 133 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,318 Just say that and we can avoid this conversation. 134 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,071 No applause? 135 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,783 - What's his current condition? - Stable. 136 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,577 - Well, then we can wait. - Wait for what? 137 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,371 For whatever you can't figure out to cause something else. 138 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,622 You know it's going to. 139 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,916 It's possible the ipf could just continue to... 140 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,926 - There's something wrong with his skin. - Do something. 141 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:56,180 - Stop scratching. Let me look at it. - I can't. This is driving me crazy. 142 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,348 Stop scratching, so we can... Make it stop! 143 00:09:58,474 --> 00:10:00,726 - Cameron: Ok... - Make it stop! 144 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,519 Make it stop! 145 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,238 House: Now we've got something to discuss. 146 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:17,534 What causes both lung scarring and the itchy, splotchy red blotchies? 147 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,162 It's obviously not a reaction to medication. 148 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,872 We haven't given him any yet. 149 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,124 Right. But what besides what it's obviously not, 150 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,126 can cause both lung scarring and the splotches? 151 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,377 Where are you going? 152 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:30,631 To complete the second half of the caffeine delivery system. 153 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,551 Either talk louder, or get in here. 154 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:46,271 Same color coming out as going in. Do you think that's a marketing thing? 155 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,315 A lupus could cause lung scarring and a rash. 156 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,734 Or could still be a food allergy. 157 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,445 - We've already ruled out allergies. - Did we? 158 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,613 Where's Cameron? 159 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,323 We're in the men's room. 160 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,243 We need an allergy expert in here. 161 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,708 - This can wait two minutes. - You don't know that. 162 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,503 Chase thinks that food allergy should still be on the table. 163 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,672 No, it wouldn't explain the lung scarring. 164 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,715 Some homeopathic studies have found a connection 165 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,884 between food allergies and autoimmune reactions, 166 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,553 which could cause lung inflammation. 167 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,805 Yeah. And some homeopathic studies have also found 168 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,641 that ground-up spiders can cure cancer. Can I go now? 169 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,856 Lungs, skin, skin, lungs. 170 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,983 Sklungs? 171 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,444 Lungs, skin... 172 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,865 Th roat. 173 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,495 Heavy metal toxicity. 174 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,123 It explains the lungs, the itching, 175 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,959 the swelling in his tongue and throat. 176 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:52,337 I thought you didn't believe there was anything wrong with his throat. 177 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:56,133 I never said I didn't believe it. I just said I had good reason to doubt it. 178 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,467 And now? 179 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,193 I have good reason to doubt those doubts. 180 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,972 The patient's a little old to be chewing paint off the walls. 181 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,182 Nor does he drink well water, eat fish every day, 182 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:07,060 or do anything else that could have exposed him to heavy metals. 183 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:10,063 He and his wife worked a wedding at cabo San Lucas last month. 184 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,900 A lot of pottery in Mexico is contaminated with lead-based paint. 185 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,736 Now aren't you glad you joined us? 186 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,114 Search their house, screen his blood and hair for lead. 187 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,034 Test for Mercury and arsenic while you're at it. 188 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,037 And, chase, find out what the resort cooks with, 189 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,497 if they repainted recently or did any plumbing repairs. 190 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:31,668 - But I don't speak Spanish. - Then it'll be challenging. 191 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,391 Good lord, what is that smell? 192 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,061 Stuffed pepper. 193 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,981 Stuffed with what? Vomit? 194 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,202 I thought you were going to a hotel. 195 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,913 I found an apartment. I can move in on Monday. 196 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,374 - Is that fast enough for you? - What's today? 197 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:16,171 - Where'd you get all that stuff? - Not from your kitchen. 198 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:21,009 Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter? 199 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,094 Don't you ever eat anything that doesn't look like 200 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,806 it's been rolled onto your plate by a dung beetle? 201 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,477 Try it. 202 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,443 - It's good, isn't it? - No. 203 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,363 Just better than it looks. 204 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,284 How much beans and rice do you think you'd have to eat 205 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,996 from a ceramic pot painted with lead-based paint 206 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,456 to get enough lead into your system to damage your lungs? 207 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,251 - Are we talking a child, or an adult? - Adult. 208 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,502 Then I would say a lot. 209 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:58,380 You'd have to eat beans every day for months. 210 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:03,218 Now, why do you have a season pass to the new yankee workshop? 211 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,054 It's a complete moron working with power tools. 212 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,390 How much more suspenseful can you get? 213 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,600 I'm... I was watching something. 214 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,561 No, you were about to watch something. 215 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,480 I'm watching something. See the difference? 216 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,860 If the water was contaminated, wouldn't I be sick, too? 217 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,030 People can metabolize toxins at different rates. 218 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,032 We'll test it to be sure. 219 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,535 - Have you done any recent renovations? - No. 220 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,997 Have any problem with bugs or rodents? 221 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,415 Just the occasional ant. 222 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,710 Use bug spray? 223 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,628 No, I hate the smell. 224 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,632 Luckily both of us are pretty anal about keeping things clean. 225 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,676 Yeah, I can tell. 226 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,565 You think ants are the problem? 227 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,193 Can you stop stuffing your mouth with pancakes for one second? 228 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,321 These aren't pancakes. These are macadamia nut pancakes. 229 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,323 Wilson made them and they're amazing. 230 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,408 She says she doesn't use bug spray. 231 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,786 Like little silver dollar slices of heaven. 232 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,039 - Some ants are poisonous, maybe... - Forget the 72 virgins. 233 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,333 If I blow myself up in a crowded restaurant, 234 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,252 I'm going to be asking for a plate of these babies. 235 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,588 House: Was the ant big and red or small and black? 236 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:25,258 - Medium and brown. - Halle Berry brown or Beyoncé brown? 237 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,344 Is there a difference? 238 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,721 Is there a difference? 239 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:34,976 Army ants could devour, dissolve and eat a cow in a matter of hours. 240 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,188 Australian bull ants, on the other hand, 241 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:41,399 nasty little bastards, but more of a nuisance than a threat. 242 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,069 - No surprise there. - Beyoncé. 243 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,571 Well, then that's not it. 244 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,865 How much Clay did he eat at the resort? 245 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,244 It's a five-star, $400 a night place. They don't cook with ceramic pots. 246 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,495 Tox screen? 247 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,580 No evidence of lead, Mercury or arsenic. 248 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:59,584 Run them again. Call the resort, find some disgruntled employee to talk to. 249 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,604 - Go back to the home... - It's not heavy metals. 250 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,797 - The symptoms say it is. - The tests say it's not. 251 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,966 Who you going to believe? The symptoms or the test? 252 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,177 - It could also be a food allergy. - Cameron says it's not. 253 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,346 If your test could be wrong, why can't hers? 254 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,641 His diet hasn't changed since he was a kid. His favorite food is cornflakes. 255 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,810 Which, I assume, he eats with milk, 256 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,937 one of the most common adult onset food allergies. 257 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,315 Start treating him for lead poisoning. It's the most likely heavy metal. 258 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,735 And, yeah, you can test him for allergies for dairy, wheat and legume. 259 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,829 I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor 260 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,958 - and I did not give my husband herpes. - Find out where house is. 261 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,839 If you're convinced it's allergies, 262 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,091 why are you giving him drugs to treat lead poisoning? 263 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,656 We're not convinced of anything yet. 264 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,053 I think I need something else, this cream isn't working. 265 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,722 We're doing everything we can. 266 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,434 Sorry. 267 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,311 No, no. It's not my back, it's my feet! 268 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,105 I think I stepped in something when I went to the bathroom. 269 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,940 Oh, it's on my socks. It's burning. 270 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,862 I don't see anything. 271 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,407 Bob: Please, take my socks off! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 272 00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:17,495 - Ow! Stop! Stop! Stop! - What did you just scratch him with? 273 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:21,458 If there was an allergic reaction, it would be on his back, not on his feet. 274 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,335 Bob: Oh, it's burning, please make it stop! 275 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,795 We need some gabapentin in here. 276 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,385 Chase: Excruciating pain in the lower extremities. 277 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,972 - Not a sign of a food allergy. - Means there's a neurological problem. 278 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:40,060 More significantly, it's yet another classic sign of heavy metals. 279 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,188 And I just did yet another hair and blood test for lead, 280 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,633 and everything else he could have possibly been exposed to. 281 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,859 They're all negative. It's gotta be something else. 282 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,344 - Lupus could cause... - House: No. 283 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,988 Lupus progresses slower. There'd be joint pain. 284 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,241 So it's not a typical case. 285 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,993 - We should get an Ana. - It's not lupus. 286 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,579 The symptoms don't match. 287 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,748 And the tests don't match heavy metals. 288 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,843 It's happening again. He's not breathing. 289 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,266 Tongue swelling, aiwvay's closing. He's not getting any air. 290 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,518 - His lungs are clear. - We're gonna have to intubate. 291 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,895 Chase: Try to relax, Bob. This is gonna help you breathe. 292 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,272 Oh, my god! 293 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,065 He's gonna aspirate! Need suction! 294 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,442 - What's happening? - Suction. 295 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,127 There's too much vomit. We're never going to be able to intubate. 296 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,365 - We're gonna have to trach him. - He's not breathing! 297 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,933 Foreman: His urine has elevated proteins and red blood cells. 298 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,686 It's lupus-induced kidney failure. If we don't start treatment... 299 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,813 Heavy metal toxicity could cause vomiting. 300 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,524 So would lupus nephritis, and it also causes tissue swelling. 301 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,985 He's choking on his tongue, not his feet. 302 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,446 The corticosteroids we gave him to control the inflammation 303 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,780 can cause facial swelling. 304 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,199 Still not his throat, but you're getting closer. 305 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,618 I'm doing an Ana and a serum compliment. 306 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,331 If you're so sure, why waste time with tests? Just start treatment. 307 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,583 Oh, no wait. We can't do that because we already have 308 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,126 and it's not working! Ergo... 309 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,212 Corticosteroids aren't the only treatment for lupus nephritis. 310 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,883 We could also try cyclophosphamide or immunosuppressants. 311 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,219 Only if we confirm the diagnosis with an Ana serum compliment, 312 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,181 anti-DNA, iv pyelogram and kidney biopsy. 313 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,517 - So, now you suddenly believe in tests? - The symptoms... 314 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,103 The symptoms all point to heavy metal poisoning. 315 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,855 Yeah, we all get it. 316 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,400 Unless you've got proof, and can tell me which heavy metal it is, 317 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,652 I'm starting treatment for lupus. 318 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,286 Foreman: Systemic lupus erythematosus 319 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,538 causes the immune system to become hyperactive. 320 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,665 Attack normal tissue. 321 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,251 It could be what caused the lung inflammation, 322 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,896 as well as the swelling in his throat. 323 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,131 And now what appears to be damage to his kidneys. 324 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,883 The treatment's usually steroids. 325 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,927 But he's already on the steroids. 326 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,852 If the tests confirm we're on the right track, 327 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,489 there are other medications we can try. 328 00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,140 And if those don't work? 329 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,644 Well, lupus, it's a chronic condition, but it's generally controllable. 330 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,480 What do you mean, "generally"? 331 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:34,442 In rare cases, it can cause cardiovascular or renal failure. 332 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,903 Cardiovascular and renal. 333 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,406 That's the heart and the kidneys. 334 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,117 - Right? - Yeah. 335 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,090 Don't worry, it'll be all right. 336 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,605 Enjoying the salad? 337 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,942 - There's no lettuce. - I'm aware that there's no lettuce. 338 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,194 But do you know when I obtained this knowledge? 339 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,656 Actually, I'm in the middle of something. When I made it. For myself. 340 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,326 Well, how was I supposed to know? 341 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:29,122 Well, I was hoping this might tip you off. 342 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,708 That's kind of selfish, don't you think? 343 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,043 I offered to make you some. You said no. 344 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,045 That was before I tasted the pancakes. 345 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,590 It's a compliment. You should be flattered. 346 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,091 Here. 347 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,220 It's Mrs. Lambert's herpes test results. 348 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,722 Mrs. Who? 349 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,474 You've told more than one patient 350 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,351 his wife is sleeping with his daughter's karate teacher? 351 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,597 You wanna stir the pot, you have to clean up the mess. 352 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,564 What would you do if you got herpes? 353 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,042 She's coming in at 5:00. Don't make me come looking for you. 354 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,110 I'd know what you'd do. But I mean, a normal guy? 355 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:02,739 And don't be calling in sick, or saying that your team 356 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,033 needs you for some kind of emergency consult. 357 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,703 He suspected that maybe his wife had also been playing pickle games. 358 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,123 He could just keep it on the down low, just wait till she got infected. 359 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,501 You'd give your own wife herpes, just to shift the blame? 360 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,629 He'd give his own mother herpes if it got him out of clinic duty. 361 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,925 Course, maybe it was the wife. Maybe she was the one who... 362 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,933 Where's Mrs. Nympho? 363 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,184 She's waiting outside, why? 364 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,937 - Go search her. - What, you mean her medical records? 365 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,856 If I meant that, good chance I'd have said that. 366 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,944 You think she's poisoning him? 367 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,613 His symptoms should be getting better the longer he's here. 368 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,031 Instead, they're getting worse. 369 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,952 So, either she's poisoning him, or it's not heavy metals. 370 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,621 We've done over ten different heavy metal tox screens. 371 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,040 Because there's no reason to test for the other 30. 372 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,667 They don't get into the air or food. 373 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,712 They only get in you if someone puts them in you. 374 00:22:57,752 --> 00:23:01,172 And the only way we're going to find out what she's sprinkling on his cornflakes 375 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,275 - is to search her. - I am not going to accuse a woman 376 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,219 of trying to murder her own husband based simply on some paranoid theory. 377 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,138 It's the only explanation. We've eliminated every other possibility. 378 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,432 We have not eliminated every other possibility! 379 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,118 Has he responded to the lupus treatment? 380 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,644 He's only been on it a few hours. 381 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,563 He hasn't responded because it's not lupus. 382 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,941 It's not allergies, als, arthritis or sarcoidosis. 383 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,359 She's all that's left. 384 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:23,987 Do it! 385 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,579 I'm Dr. House. 386 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,166 - Mind if I take a look in your purse? - Why? 387 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,044 Because I'm going to need to search it and you 388 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,839 for whatever you're using to poison your husband. 389 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,259 Why would I want to hurt my husband? 390 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,929 Then you won't mind if I search your things. 391 00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,309 Go ahead. 392 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,321 You satisfied? 393 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,991 Absolutely not! 394 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,327 She agreed to let me search everywhere else, 395 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,038 - but this she says no to. - Doesn't that tell you something? 396 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:18,041 Yes, that she doesn't want some lunatic doctor searching her vagina 397 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,043 - with a flashlight. - Cameron can do that. 398 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,252 I am not going to... 399 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,129 The woman hasn't left since they arrived. 400 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,131 Whatever she's using, she's hiding somewhere. 401 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,759 - She's not poisoning him! - It's the only explanation! 402 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,404 No, it's the only explanation your twisted mind can come up with 403 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,510 because you're angry that you can't find the answer, 404 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:33,877 and you're taking it out on her. 405 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,600 And you are protecting a complete stranger 406 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,310 based on some childishly romantic notion 407 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,355 that people are all so happily married they don't want to kill each other. 408 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,565 - You're calling me childish? - Grow up! 409 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,568 Shut up! Both of you. And stay away from his wife. 410 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:48,655 Sorry, I'm not giving you permission to assault someone. 411 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:13,346 Let's see. I'm thinking, colonel mustard, 412 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,473 in the music room with a candlestick. 413 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,685 There's no music room. It's the conservatory. 414 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,437 - Same thing. - No, it isn't. 415 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,483 If we don't find out what she's using and start treatment immediately, 416 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,443 - he'll be dead in a week. - If you're right. 417 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,988 If foreman's right, you'd have basically raped an innocent woman. 418 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,830 My wife fired the maid. 419 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,709 Apparently she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me. 420 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:46,546 - You did your maid? - I was nice to our maid, 421 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,465 which annoyed her, god knows why. 422 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:53,553 - Maybe she was doing her. - No one was doing her, all right? 423 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:55,346 But you still feel responsible? 424 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:59,225 Even though nothing or no one was done, it's still your fault. 425 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:03,438 I offered to keep paying her salary until she found another job. 426 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,775 But she refused to take any money without doing any work, so... 427 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,113 You want someone to clean your apartment? It's on me. 428 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,657 You're supposed to be moving out, not moving more people in. 429 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,493 She's not moving in, she's gonna clean. 430 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,658 Maybe I should move out, and the two of you could... 431 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:20,913 On, god! 432 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,166 - Maria: Oh, god, no! - Foreman: Call a code! 433 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,835 Please! 434 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,922 Charging 360. Give him epi. 435 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,176 Foreman: Clear! 436 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:37,096 - Still no pulse. - Charging! Clear! 437 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:39,932 I got a pulse. 438 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,729 Pupils are reactive. You still with us? 439 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:47,607 He was without oxygen for less than a minute. It can't be hypoxia. 440 00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,567 Could be a stroke. 441 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,277 Bob, can you hear me? 442 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:55,406 - Back up. - Bob, talk to me. Bob! Honey, please! 443 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,160 Bob, can you hear me? 444 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:05,041 - He's awake. - Can you hear me? 445 00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:07,919 Honey? 446 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,048 Honey. 447 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:18,721 Yes, she is quite the little actress. 448 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,648 So, let's say she's not poisoning him. 449 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,692 There's nothing more to discuss. We've got lung and kidney failure, 450 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,487 neurological symptoms and now, cardiac arrest. 451 00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:37,949 A systemic disease with multi-organ involvement is the definition of lupus. 452 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:40,117 Cameron: Auto-immunosuppressants aren't helping. 453 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,162 We should start him on cyclophosphamide. See if it makes a difference. 454 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,790 Yeah, and interferon. 455 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:48,960 Interferon isn't an approved treatment for lupus. 456 00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:50,253 You're not still thinking... 457 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,548 Interferon isn't an approved treatment for heavy metal toxicity, either. 458 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:57,510 True. But it's pretty much the only thing we can do for a viral infection. 459 00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,764 - We didn't consider it because... - Because it doesn't make sense. 460 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,725 - There's no fever. - Because he's got no immune system. 461 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:07,645 Thanks to the immunosuppressants you prescribed for lupus treatment. 462 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,564 He didn't present with a fever, either. 463 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:13,025 Because at that point, he was a post-viral autoimmune reaction, 464 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,778 which again, thanks to the immunosuppresants 465 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,613 you prescribed for lupus treatment. 466 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:21,284 His immune system basically rolled out the red carpet for the dormant virus, 467 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,729 waking it up and turning it into a present viral infection. 468 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,413 Give him interferon. 469 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:28,666 But if it is lupus, interferon could make it worse, 470 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,311 - suppress his bone marrow even further. - Which is more likely? 471 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,964 Rapidly progressing, acute onset lupus in a patient already on steroids, 472 00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:37,675 or a team of doctors missing a post-viral reaction? 473 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,260 We didn't miss anything. 474 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:44,015 Well, then I'm wrong. And you shouldn't... give him interferon! 475 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,270 Intravenous interferon has been shown to be effective 476 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,897 against some viral infections. 477 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:54,650 But I thought you said it wasn't an infection. You said it was lupus. 478 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,278 The increasingly rapid progression of the symptoms 479 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,449 - has caused us to reconsider. - And what if you're wrong here, too? 480 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,869 - What if it's not a virus? - There are risks with interferon, 481 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:08,497 especially in a patient who's already immunosupressed. 482 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:13,461 Look, at this point, your lungs, kidneys and heart are all failing. 483 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,297 We really don't have any choice. 484 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,540 I cheated. 485 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,961 What? 486 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:58,673 Ninth grade, earth science. 487 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,758 Mr. Foley. 488 00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:05,888 I sat behind you, so I could cheat off of you. 489 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:13,396 And I let you cheat, so you'd sit behind me. 490 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,776 I thought we were going to grow old together. 491 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,490 - In ninth grade? - No, tenth. 492 00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:29,161 What, you had to make sure I put out first? 493 00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:34,875 No, I knew you'd put out in the seventh grade. 494 00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,384 I love you. 495 00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:49,056 Yeah, I know. 496 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,351 Say you love me. 497 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,856 Why not? 498 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:01,610 Because you're not dying. 499 00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:05,031 Say it anyway. 500 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,078 You gonna make me hurt you? 501 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,171 I love you. 502 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,142 Foreman: It's not working. 503 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,020 Both his lungs and kidneys are continuing to deteriorate. 504 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:39,190 - Up the dose. - We already have. 505 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,525 - Apparently not enough. - I don't think it's a virus. 506 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,904 We've been running titers for everything we can think of. They're all negative. 507 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,620 - Increase the interferon. - House. 508 00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:55,623 You got a better idea other than lupus? 509 00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,085 Then up the dose. 510 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,671 Mr. and Mrs. Lambert's appointment was over an hour ago. 511 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:06,675 Sorry, I was sick. And my team needed an emergency consult. 512 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,765 Your wife has herpes. 513 00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,101 What? 514 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,686 That's impossible, I don't have any... 515 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:21,774 You haven't had an outbreak yet. Don't worry, you will. 516 00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:25,820 - You rutty jackass! - Me? 517 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,322 I haven't been with anyone in 20 years. 518 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,087 You're the one with the blisters on his... 519 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,951 Doesn't mean that he got it first. 520 00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:34,328 You don't need to have an outbreak to spread the virus. 521 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,248 Yeah, and you're the one always talking about wanting more sex. 522 00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:38,624 From you. 523 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:42,002 And maybe I'd get more if you weren't getting it somewhere else. 524 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,808 You two obviously have a lot to talk about. 525 00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,518 Don't even think of dumping this in my lap. 526 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,634 There's gotta be some way to prove that it's him. 527 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,594 I'm sorry, there is no test. 528 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,889 Either of you two ever sit on a public toilet? 529 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,184 - Well? - Of course. 530 00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:00,146 Herpes can live for short periods of time outside the body. 531 00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,189 Dr. House, you know you can't get herpes... 532 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,025 Some politically correct doctors will tell you that it's impossible 533 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,485 to get infected by a toilet seat. 534 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,839 But they'll also tell you not to use the same bath towels 535 00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:11,866 to dry your crotch and your face during an outbreak. See the contradiction? 536 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,951 I always use a paper cover. 537 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,744 - House: Always? - Yes, of course. 538 00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:17,663 What about you? 539 00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,875 No. I never knew. 540 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,295 Oh, please. This is ridiculous. 541 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,672 Damn, I was sure it was miyagi. 542 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,174 What? 543 00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:31,218 He could believe that you can get herpes from a toilet seat, 544 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,013 or he could be cheating on you and just be happy to have an out. 545 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:36,182 The toilet seat makes sense, doesn't it? 546 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:38,225 Sure. But she'd only refused to believe 547 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,477 such a well presented lie if she were innocent. 548 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:44,690 And since you both can't be innocent, you rutty jackass! 549 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,233 You! 550 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,528 - Thanks a lot. - My pleasure. 551 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,989 Honey, wait. Please! 552 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,657 Wow! 553 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:57,661 Not bad. 554 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,757 She has a family history of arthritis, doesn't she? 555 00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,926 Yeah, she does. What does... 556 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:13,344 Stop the interferon, 557 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:16,055 and do another heavy metal screen, only this time test for gold. 558 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,890 You don't still think that she... 559 00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,475 Don't let her go to the bathroom. 560 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,144 Why would you care if she... 561 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,312 Hello? 562 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,144 Oh! 563 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,772 Hi, I'm lady. 564 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,902 - What did you do to my closet? - I cleaned it. 565 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,627 Dr. Wilson said that I could go ahead... 566 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,573 It's not Dr. Wilson's closet. 567 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,786 - Where's the wood box? - Wood box? 568 00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:24,456 Yes, the wood box. It's made of wood, and it's box shaped. 569 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,018 It's been in the back of this closet since the day I moved in. 570 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,461 - I didn't see any kind of... - You may not have seen it, 571 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,666 but you've obviously moved it. The question is where. 572 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,716 Well, I did not move anything, I just... 573 00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,217 It was in this closet. 574 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,678 Then you came, now it's not in this closet. 575 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,639 Ok. What type of box? 576 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:41,974 Wood! Wood! 577 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,643 A brown wood box. It's got a metal handle on the top, 578 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,479 looks like a tackle or tool box. 579 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,482 Ah, you mean the chest. The one that's under the bed? 580 00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:10,961 Do you need to fix something? 581 00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,723 Thanks. 582 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,813 Well, fine, then I'll go to one on another floor. 583 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:32,900 Actually, they're not working there enhen 584 00:36:33,776 --> 00:36:36,445 every bathroom in the whole hospital is out of order? 585 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:39,948 Well, the water... 586 00:36:40,074 --> 00:36:41,992 I'm going to the bathroom. 587 00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:49,208 - Where is she? - Had to go to the bathroom. 588 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,542 I told you not to let her. 589 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,544 What was I supposed to do? Tie her up? 590 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,254 Why not? She likes that. 591 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,936 What are you doing? 592 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,564 Your hand is wet. 593 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,818 Sorry, must be nervous. I've got some bad news. 594 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,154 What? 595 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,991 The damage to your husband's lungs is permanent. 596 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,620 The kidney damage is reversible, and with the right therapy, 597 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,164 he should regain full neurological function. 598 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:32,000 Other than the fact that he's not going to be running any marathons, 599 00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:33,919 he should be fine. 600 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,713 But that's good news, isn't it? 601 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,549 Not finished. 602 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:42,094 When I was a kid, 603 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,347 my dad was stationed at a marine base in Egypt. 604 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,558 We were in the middle of nowhere 605 00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,603 and there was absolutely nothing for a kid to do, 606 00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:51,603 except look for a mummy's tomb. 607 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:55,482 You didn't want me to go to the bathroom because you wanted to tell me 608 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,778 my husband is going to be fine and that you used to live in Egypt? 609 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:02,823 I didn't have a problem with you going to the bathroom. 610 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,868 I just didn't want you to wash your hands. 611 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,497 I never actually found a mummy, 612 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,709 but I did learn a fair amount about the ancient Egyptians. 613 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,462 For example, they discovered that stannous chloride 614 00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:20,507 is not only great for toughening Ruby glass, but if it's mixed with gold, 615 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,634 it turns bright purple. 616 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,770 Now, either your fingers actually are worth their weight in gold... 617 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,399 Or you've been sprinkling your husband's cereal 618 00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,735 with gold sodium thiomalate. 619 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,529 It's an arthritis remedy. It's rarely used here in the U.S., 620 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:46,700 but it's still popular in Mexico. Gotta give you props. 621 00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:51,205 Never heard of anyone using gold before. 622 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,376 It's almost poetic. 623 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,255 That's ridiculous. 624 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,509 Heavy metal tox screen for gold was off the chart. 625 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:10,182 - Why would I... - Because you were trying to kill him. 626 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,061 I'd love to know the why behind that why. 627 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,564 But you're not gonna tell me, are you? 628 00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:20,526 You're wrong. 629 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,238 I love Bob. 630 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,908 I never said you didn't love him. 631 00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:37,626 How could somebody do that? Sit by someone's bedside day and night 632 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:41,004 helping them, comforting them and at the same time killing them? 633 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,048 Maybe he was having an affair. 634 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:44,967 Maybe she was having an affair. 635 00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:48,595 Or maybe she just gets her kicks out of slowly sucking the life out of a guy, 636 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,515 - watching him suffer. - He must have done something to her. 637 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,976 - Yeah, he had it coming. - I didn't say he deserved it. 638 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,728 The only thing he did wrong was marry a sociopath. 639 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,606 Or maybe she just got tired of being married. 640 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,859 Didn't want to admit to family and friends 641 00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:06,071 that the marriage everyone thought was perfect, wasn't. 642 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:09,449 Shouldn't one of us stay with her? What if she tries to run? 643 00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:11,577 Yeah, Cameron, go back there. 644 00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:15,038 It'd be weird if we were all in the ladies' room. 645 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:47,613 Cameron: We started chelation therapy with dimercaprol. 646 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,575 Thrilled to hear it. 647 00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:54,703 His kidney function hasn't improved. 648 00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,622 It will. 649 00:40:56,747 --> 00:40:58,957 He's gonna need a lung transplant. 650 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,962 He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he? 651 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,382 You're pleased. 652 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:11,470 You think you've proved that every marriage is a mistake. 653 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,388 Do I look pleased? 654 00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,370 Ignorance is bliss. 655 00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:39,182 Voice on machine: You have one new message. 656 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:42,436 Hi, this is Blake hanson calling for Dr. Wilson. 657 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,479 I got a better offer for the apartment. 658 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,189 I knowl offered it to you already, 659 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,459 so if you match the offer you can still have the place. 660 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,069 Make sure you call me first thing in the morning and let me know. 661 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,530 Otherwise, well, you've got my number. 662 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,709 Voice on machine: Message deleted. 51865

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