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Voice on machine:
Your weight is 113.9 pounds.
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You gonna make me hurt you?
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- No - I didn't think so.
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Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
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Bob!
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Bob! What's wrong?
What happened? Talk to me.
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Oh, my god! 0k, honey,
hang on, hang on.
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Woman: 911, what is your emergency?
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Yes, we need an ambulance
at 10600 Xavier, unit 4-b.
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My husband can't breathe.
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Oh, my god, he's turning blue.
You have to send someone now, please!
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Hurry!
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You blow-dry your hair?
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Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up?
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You blow-dry your hair?
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Excuse me for actually caring
what I look like.
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I think the word you're looking for
is "obsessing."
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You've been at it for almost an hour.
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If you wanted in,
all you had to do was say so.
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I don't want in. I want sleep!
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It's about time you got up anyway.
It's almost 9:00.
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This isn't gonna work.
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- What?
- You staying here.
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You're kicking me out? After one night?
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Why, you think we should
try counseling first?
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Why do you want to sleep
on a couch anyway?
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You got money. At least
until the divorce is finalized.
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I'll be out of your hair tomorrow.
What's left of it.
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It was three days ago.
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My throat got really dry
and then my tongue
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felt like it was blowing up
like a balloon.
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I assume somebody
checked for food allergies.
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- The first two doctors both did.
- Next one said it was a panic attack.
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The one after that wanted
to take his tonsils out.
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The last one had no idea,
just referred us to Dr. House.
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It says the attack was preceded
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by some sort of
strenuous physical activity.
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- Yeah.
- What were you doing?
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Awesome.
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A sex fiend with a swollen tongue.
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Just think of all the places
I can make foreman search.
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He's not a sex fiend.
He's a happily married man.
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House: No such thing.
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What are you doing?
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Testing a new caffeine delivery system.
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He didn't get his beauty sleep.
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Wilson's moved in and apparently
has unusually loud toenails.
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If they're into rape fantasies,
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s&m is on the menu as well.
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Neck trauma could cause vocal cord
paroxysms, which could cause choking.
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Cameron: I didn't see any sign of
trauma, and they were remarkably open.
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I asked about stds
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and they admitted participating
in a threesome a few months ago.
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A hundred bucks says they're
as miserable as the next couple.
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Another guy, or girl?
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Girl. His wife's college roommate.
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If he's not happily married,
I don't know who could be.
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They're looking for something. If you're
happy, you've got nothing to look for.
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His wife arranged it
for an anniversary present.
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If you ask me, if two people
really trust each other,
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a threesome once every seven years
might actually help a marriage.
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Ok, I say we stop the ddx
and discuss that comment.
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I'll take the bet.
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Maybe the first doctor was right.
Food allergy explains the anaphylaxis.
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Could be neurological.
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Foreman: Progressive bulbar paralysis
would explain the symptoms.
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No. Als would affect his facial muscles
before his throat.
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What if the problem's not in his throat?
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That would be a little odd considering
that's where all his symptoms are.
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- Says who?
- The patient.
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And since most patients can't tell
their ulna from their anus,
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I'm guessing this guy also doesn't know
the difference
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between choking and suffocating.
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His throat might be fine,
his lungs might be messed up.
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Get more blood, a chest ct
and a body plethysmograph.
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Unless, of course, you think
we should be asking the patient
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where his anus is first.
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It feels like I have to urinate
and then when I try to go...
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Pull up your pants.
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- It's my prostate, isn't it?
- Nope, not your prostate.
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- Herpes.
- Herpes?
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Herpes. Your turn.
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If it makes you feel any better, half
the patients who come into this place
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- have some sort of crotch rot.
- No, it doesn't.
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Look, this is impossible.
I've been married for 20 years.
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Have you had any sex in those 20 years?
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- Yes, of course.
- Then that's how you got it.
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The only person I've had sex with
is my wife.
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Bummer.
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Take this once a day.
Tell your wife to do the same.
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It's not going to cure it,
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but it will lessen the frequency
of the outbreaks.
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But there must be some mistake.
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You got any kids?
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- Yeah.
- Any of them take guitar lessons?
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- No.
- Tennis? Art? Acting?
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My daughter does karate. Why?
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Give this to her sensei.
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- Oh, wait. Does your wife play tennis?
- No.
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That's what I figured.
Never hurts to make sure.
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For miyagi.
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I'm gonna close the shutter now.
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I need you to pant, kind of like a dog.
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Cameron: That's good. Keep going.
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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Uh, I guess.
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The threesome and the role-playing.
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Is that because things get boring?
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We just enjoy our fantasies.
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- Are you married?
- No.
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You can go back to taking
the deep breaths now.
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Marriages don't fail
because couples get bored.
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They fail because while they're dating,
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people pretend to be the person
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they think their partner wants,
and then...
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Well, there's only so long
you can keep that up.
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Maybe they are that person while
they're dating, but then they change.
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People thinking
their partner will change?
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That's another reason marriages fail.
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People don't change, at least
not in any way that really matters.
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I think you've had enough caffeine.
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You were right.
It's not his throat, it's his lungs.
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The plethysmograph revealed
decreased lung capacity.
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Chase: And the ct showed lung
scarring.
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It's definitely interstitial
pulmonary fibrosis.
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What's not definite is the cause.
There's no arthritis, no sarcoidosis.
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He's not on any prescription meds.
And he's a wedding photographer.
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So I doubt he got exposed to coal dust
or asbestos at work.
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- Cause could be idiopathic.
- Can't be idiopathic.
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Idiopathic means without a known cause.
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What I meant was that...
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What you meant was
you don't know what the cause is.
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Just say that and we can avoid
this conversation.
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No applause?
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- What's his current condition?
- Stable.
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- Well, then we can wait.
- Wait for what?
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For whatever you can't figure out
to cause something else.
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You know it's going to.
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It's possible the ipf
could just continue to...
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- There's something wrong with his skin.
- Do something.
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- Stop scratching. Let me look at it.
- I can't. This is driving me crazy.
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Stop scratching, so we can...
Make it stop!
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- Cameron: Ok...
- Make it stop!
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Make it stop!
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House: Now we've got
something to discuss.
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What causes both lung scarring
and the itchy, splotchy red blotchies?
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It's obviously not a reaction
to medication.
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We haven't given him any yet.
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Right. But what besides
what it's obviously not,
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can cause both lung scarring
and the splotches?
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Where are you going?
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To complete the second half
of the caffeine delivery system.
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Either talk louder, or get in here.
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Same color coming out as going in.
Do you think that's a marketing thing?
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A lupus could cause lung scarring
and a rash.
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Or could still be a food allergy.
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- We've already ruled out allergies.
- Did we?
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Where's Cameron?
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We're in the men's room.
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We need an allergy expert in here.
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- This can wait two minutes.
- You don't know that.
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Chase thinks that food allergy
should still be on the table.
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No, it wouldn't explain
the lung scarring.
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Some homeopathic studies
have found a connection
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between food allergies
and autoimmune reactions,
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which could cause lung inflammation.
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Yeah. And some homeopathic studies
have also found
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that ground-up spiders can cure cancer.
Can I go now?
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Lungs, skin, skin, lungs.
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Sklungs?
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Lungs, skin...
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Th roat.
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Heavy metal toxicity.
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It explains the lungs, the itching,
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the swelling in his tongue and throat.
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I thought you didn't believe there was
anything wrong with his throat.
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I never said I didn't believe it. I just
said I had good reason to doubt it.
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And now?
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I have good reason
to doubt those doubts.
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The patient's a little old
to be chewing paint off the walls.
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Nor does he drink well water,
eat fish every day,
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or do anything else that could have
exposed him to heavy metals.
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He and his wife worked a wedding
at cabo San Lucas last month.
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A lot of pottery in Mexico
is contaminated with lead-based paint.
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Now aren't you glad you joined us?
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Search their house, screen his blood
and hair for lead.
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Test for Mercury and arsenic
while you're at it.
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And, chase, find out
what the resort cooks with,
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if they repainted recently
or did any plumbing repairs.
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- But I don't speak Spanish.
- Then it'll be challenging.
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Good lord, what is that smell?
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Stuffed pepper.
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Stuffed with what? Vomit?
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I thought you were going to a hotel.
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I found an apartment.
I can move in on Monday.
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- Is that fast enough for you?
- What's today?
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- Where'd you get all that stuff?
- Not from your kitchen.
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Don't you ever eat anything
besides canned soup and peanut butter?
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Don't you ever eat anything
that doesn't look like
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it's been rolled onto your plate
by a dung beetle?
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Try it.
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- It's good, isn't it?
- No.
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Just better than it looks.
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How much beans and rice
do you think you'd have to eat
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from a ceramic pot
painted with lead-based paint
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to get enough lead into your system
to damage your lungs?
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- Are we talking a child, or an adult?
- Adult.
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Then I would say a lot.
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You'd have to eat beans
every day for months.
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Now, why do you have a season pass
to the new yankee workshop?
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It's a complete moron
working with power tools.
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How much more suspenseful
can you get?
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I'm... I was watching something.
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No, you were about to watch something.
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I'm watching something.
See the difference?
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If the water was contaminated,
wouldn't I be sick, too?
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People can metabolize toxins
at different rates.
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We'll test it to be sure.
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- Have you done any recent renovations?
- No.
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Have any problem with bugs or rodents?
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Just the occasional ant.
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Use bug spray?
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No, I hate the smell.
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Luckily both of us are pretty anal
about keeping things clean.
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Yeah, I can tell.
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You think ants are the problem?
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Can you stop stuffing your mouth
with pancakes for one second?
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These aren't pancakes.
These are macadamia nut pancakes.
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Wilson made them and they're amazing.
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She says she doesn't use bug spray.
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Like little silver dollar
slices of heaven.
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- Some ants are poisonous, maybe...
- Forget the 72 virgins.
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If I blow myself up
in a crowded restaurant,
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I'm going to be asking
for a plate of these babies.
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House: Was the ant big and red
or small and black?
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- Medium and brown.
- Halle Berry brown or Beyoncé brown?
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Is there a difference?
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Is there a difference?
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Army ants could devour, dissolve
and eat a cow in a matter of hours.
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Australian bull ants, on the other hand,
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nasty little bastards,
but more of a nuisance than a threat.
242
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,069
- No surprise there.
- Beyoncé.
243
00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,571
Well, then that's not it.
244
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,865
How much Clay did he eat at the resort?
245
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,244
It's a five-star, $400 a night place.
They don't cook with ceramic pots.
246
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,495
Tox screen?
247
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,580
No evidence of lead, Mercury or arsenic.
248
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:59,584
Run them again. Call the resort, find
some disgruntled employee to talk to.
249
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,604
- Go back to the home...
- It's not heavy metals.
250
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,797
- The symptoms say it is.
- The tests say it's not.
251
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,966
Who you going to believe?
The symptoms or the test?
252
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,177
- It could also be a food allergy.
- Cameron says it's not.
253
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,346
If your test could be wrong,
why can't hers?
254
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,641
His diet hasn't changed since he was
a kid. His favorite food is cornflakes.
255
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,810
Which, I assume, he eats with milk,
256
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,937
one of the most common
adult onset food allergies.
257
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,315
Start treating him for lead poisoning.
It's the most likely heavy metal.
258
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,735
And, yeah, you can test him for
allergies for dairy, wheat and legume.
259
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:35,829
I am not having an affair
with my daughter's karate instructor
260
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,958
- and I did not give my husband herpes.
- Find out where house is.
261
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,839
If you're convinced it's allergies,
262
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,091
why are you giving him drugs
to treat lead poisoning?
263
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,656
We're not convinced of anything yet.
264
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,053
I think I need something else,
this cream isn't working.
265
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,722
We're doing everything we can.
266
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,434
Sorry.
267
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,311
No, no. It's not my back, it's my feet!
268
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,105
I think I stepped in something
when I went to the bathroom.
269
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,940
Oh, it's on my socks. It's burning.
270
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,862
I don't see anything.
271
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,407
Bob: Please, take my socks off!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
272
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:17,495
- Ow! Stop! Stop! Stop!
- What did you just scratch him with?
273
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:21,458
If there was an allergic reaction, it
would be on his back, not on his feet.
274
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,335
Bob: Oh, it's burning,
please make it stop!
275
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,795
We need some gabapentin in here.
276
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,385
Chase: Excruciating pain
in the lower extremities.
277
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,972
- Not a sign of a food allergy.
- Means there's a neurological problem.
278
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:40,060
More significantly, it's yet another
classic sign of heavy metals.
279
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,188
And I just did yet another
hair and blood test for lead,
280
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,633
and everything else he could
have possibly been exposed to.
281
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,859
They're all negative.
It's gotta be something else.
282
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,344
- Lupus could cause...
- House: No.
283
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,988
Lupus progresses slower.
There'd be joint pain.
284
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,241
So it's not a typical case.
285
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,993
- We should get an Ana.
- It's not lupus.
286
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,579
The symptoms don't match.
287
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,748
And the tests don't match heavy metals.
288
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,843
It's happening again.
He's not breathing.
289
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,266
Tongue swelling, aiwvay's closing.
He's not getting any air.
290
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,518
- His lungs are clear.
- We're gonna have to intubate.
291
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,895
Chase: Try to relax, Bob.
This is gonna help you breathe.
292
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,272
Oh, my god!
293
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,065
He's gonna aspirate! Need suction!
294
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,442
- What's happening?
- Suction.
295
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,127
There's too much vomit. We're never
going to be able to intubate.
296
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,365
- We're gonna have to trach him.
- He's not breathing!
297
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,933
Foreman: His urine has elevated
proteins and red blood cells.
298
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,686
It's lupus-induced kidney failure.
If we don't start treatment...
299
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,813
Heavy metal toxicity
could cause vomiting.
300
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,524
So would lupus nephritis,
and it also causes tissue swelling.
301
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,985
He's choking on his tongue,
not his feet.
302
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,446
The corticosteroids we gave him
to control the inflammation
303
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,780
can cause facial swelling.
304
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,199
Still not his throat,
but you're getting closer.
305
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,618
I'm doing an Ana and a serum
compliment.
306
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,331
If you're so sure, why waste time
with tests? Just start treatment.
307
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,583
Oh, no wait. We can't do that
because we already have
308
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,126
and it's not working! Ergo...
309
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,212
Corticosteroids aren't the only
treatment for lupus nephritis.
310
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,883
We could also try cyclophosphamide
or immunosuppressants.
311
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,219
Only if we confirm the diagnosis
with an Ana serum compliment,
312
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,181
anti-DNA, iv pyelogram
and kidney biopsy.
313
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,517
- So, now you suddenly believe in tests?
- The symptoms...
314
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,103
The symptoms all point
to heavy metal poisoning.
315
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,855
Yeah, we all get it.
316
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,400
Unless you've got proof,
and can tell me which heavy metal it is,
317
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,652
I'm starting treatment for lupus.
318
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,286
Foreman: Systemic lupus
erythematosus
319
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,538
causes the immune system
to become hyperactive.
320
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,665
Attack normal tissue.
321
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:10,251
It could be what caused
the lung inflammation,
322
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,896
as well as the swelling in his throat.
323
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,131
And now what appears to be
damage to his kidneys.
324
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,883
The treatment's usually steroids.
325
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,927
But he's already on the steroids.
326
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,852
If the tests confirm
we're on the right track,
327
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,489
there are other medications we can try.
328
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,140
And if those don't work?
329
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,644
Well, lupus, it's a chronic condition,
but it's generally controllable.
330
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,480
What do you mean, "generally"?
331
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:34,442
In rare cases, it can cause
cardiovascular or renal failure.
332
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,903
Cardiovascular and renal.
333
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,406
That's the heart and the kidneys.
334
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:42,117
- Right?
- Yeah.
335
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,090
Don't worry, it'll be all right.
336
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,605
Enjoying the salad?
337
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,942
- There's no lettuce.
- I'm aware that there's no lettuce.
338
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,194
But do you know
when I obtained this knowledge?
339
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,656
Actually, I'm in the middle of
something. When I made it. For myself.
340
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:25,326
Well, how was I supposed to know?
341
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:29,122
Well, I was hoping
this might tip you off.
342
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,708
That's kind of selfish, don't you think?
343
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,043
I offered to make you some. You said no.
344
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,045
That was before I tasted the pancakes.
345
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,590
It's a compliment.
You should be flattered.
346
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,091
Here.
347
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,220
It's Mrs. Lambert's herpes test results.
348
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,722
Mrs. Who?
349
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,474
You've told more than one patient
350
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:50,351
his wife is sleeping with
his daughter's karate teacher?
351
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,597
You wanna stir the pot,
you have to clean up the mess.
352
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,564
What would you do if you got herpes?
353
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,042
She's coming in at 5:00.
Don't make me come looking for you.
354
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,110
I'd know what you'd do.
But I mean, a normal guy?
355
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:02,739
And don't be calling in sick,
or saying that your team
356
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,033
needs you for some kind of
emergency consult.
357
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,703
He suspected that maybe his
wife had also been playing pickle games.
358
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,123
He could just keep it on the down low,
just wait till she got infected.
359
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,501
You'd give your own wife herpes,
just to shift the blame?
360
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,629
He'd give his own mother herpes
if it got him out of clinic duty.
361
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,925
Course, maybe it was the wife.
Maybe she was the one who...
362
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,933
Where's Mrs. Nympho?
363
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,184
She's waiting outside, why?
364
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,937
- Go search her.
- What, you mean her medical records?
365
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,856
If I meant that,
good chance I'd have said that.
366
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:40,944
You think she's poisoning him?
367
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,613
His symptoms should be getting better
the longer he's here.
368
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,031
Instead, they're getting worse.
369
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,952
So, either she's poisoning him,
or it's not heavy metals.
370
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,621
We've done over ten different
heavy metal tox screens.
371
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,040
Because there's no reason
to test for the other 30.
372
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:55,667
They don't get into the air or food.
373
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,712
They only get in you
if someone puts them in you.
374
00:22:57,752 --> 00:23:01,172
And the only way we're going to find out
what she's sprinkling on his cornflakes
375
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,275
- is to search her.
- I am not going to accuse a woman
376
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,219
of trying to murder her own husband
based simply on some paranoid theory.
377
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,138
It's the only explanation. We've
eliminated every other possibility.
378
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,432
We have not eliminated
every other possibility!
379
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,118
Has he responded to the lupus
treatment?
380
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,644
He's only been on it a few hours.
381
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,563
He hasn't responded
because it's not lupus.
382
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,941
It's not allergies, als,
arthritis or sarcoidosis.
383
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,359
She's all that's left.
384
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:23,987
Do it!
385
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:32,579
I'm Dr. House.
386
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,166
- Mind if I take a look in your purse?
- Why?
387
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,044
Because I'm going to need
to search it and you
388
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,839
for whatever you're using
to poison your husband.
389
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,259
Why would I want to hurt my husband?
390
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,929
Then you won't mind
if I search your things.
391
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,309
Go ahead.
392
00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,321
You satisfied?
393
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,991
Absolutely not!
394
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,327
She agreed to let me search
everywhere else,
395
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,038
- but this she says no to.
- Doesn't that tell you something?
396
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:18,041
Yes, that she doesn't want
some lunatic doctor searching her vagina
397
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,043
- with a flashlight.
- Cameron can do that.
398
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,252
I am not going to...
399
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,129
The woman hasn't left
since they arrived.
400
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,131
Whatever she's using,
she's hiding somewhere.
401
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,759
- She's not poisoning him!
- It's the only explanation!
402
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,404
No, it's the only explanation
your twisted mind can come up with
403
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,510
because you're angry
that you can't find the answer,
404
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:33,877
and you're taking it out on her.
405
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,600
And you are protecting
a complete stranger
406
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,310
based on some
childishly romantic notion
407
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,355
that people are all so happily married
they don't want to kill each other.
408
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,565
- You're calling me childish?
- Grow up!
409
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,568
Shut up! Both of you.
And stay away from his wife.
410
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:48,655
Sorry, I'm not giving you permission
to assault someone.
411
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:13,346
Let's see.
I'm thinking, colonel mustard,
412
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,473
in the music room with a candlestick.
413
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,685
There's no music room.
It's the conservatory.
414
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:21,437
- Same thing.
- No, it isn't.
415
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,483
If we don't find out what she's using
and start treatment immediately,
416
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,443
- he'll be dead in a week.
- If you're right.
417
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,988
If foreman's right, you'd have basically
raped an innocent woman.
418
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,830
My wife fired the maid.
419
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,709
Apparently she's getting rid of
everything that reminds her of me.
420
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:46,546
- You did your maid?
- I was nice to our maid,
421
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,465
which annoyed her, god knows why.
422
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:53,553
- Maybe she was doing her.
- No one was doing her, all right?
423
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:55,346
But you still feel responsible?
424
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:59,225
Even though nothing or no one was
done, it's still your fault.
425
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:03,438
I offered to keep paying her salary
until she found another job.
426
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,775
But she refused to take any money
without doing any work, so...
427
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,113
You want someone to clean
your apartment? It's on me.
428
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,657
You're supposed to be moving out,
not moving more people in.
429
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,493
She's not moving in, she's gonna clean.
430
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,658
Maybe I should move out,
and the two of you could...
431
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:20,913
On, god!
432
00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,166
- Maria: Oh, god, no!
- Foreman: Call a code!
433
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,835
Please!
434
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:29,922
Charging 360. Give him epi.
435
00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,176
Foreman: Clear!
436
00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:37,096
- Still no pulse.
- Charging! Clear!
437
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:39,932
I got a pulse.
438
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,729
Pupils are reactive. You still with us?
439
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:47,607
He was without oxygen for less than
a minute. It can't be hypoxia.
440
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,567
Could be a stroke.
441
00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:51,277
Bob, can you hear me?
442
00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:55,406
- Back up.
- Bob, talk to me. Bob! Honey, please!
443
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,160
Bob, can you hear me?
444
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:05,041
- He's awake.
- Can you hear me?
445
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:07,919
Honey?
446
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,048
Honey.
447
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:18,721
Yes, she is quite the little actress.
448
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,648
So, let's say she's not poisoning him.
449
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,692
There's nothing more to discuss.
We've got lung and kidney failure,
450
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,487
neurological symptoms
and now, cardiac arrest.
451
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:37,949
A systemic disease with multi-organ
involvement is the definition of lupus.
452
00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:40,117
Cameron: Auto-immunosuppressants
aren't helping.
453
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,162
We should start him on cyclophosphamide.
See if it makes a difference.
454
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,790
Yeah, and interferon.
455
00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:48,960
Interferon isn't an approved treatment
for lupus.
456
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:50,253
You're not still thinking...
457
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,548
Interferon isn't an approved treatment
for heavy metal toxicity, either.
458
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:57,510
True. But it's pretty much the only
thing we can do for a viral infection.
459
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:01,764
- We didn't consider it because...
- Because it doesn't make sense.
460
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,725
- There's no fever.
- Because he's got no immune system.
461
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:07,645
Thanks to the immunosuppressants
you prescribed for lupus treatment.
462
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,564
He didn't present with a fever, either.
463
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:13,025
Because at that point, he was
a post-viral autoimmune reaction,
464
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,778
which again,
thanks to the immunosuppresants
465
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,613
you prescribed for lupus treatment.
466
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:21,284
His immune system basically rolled out
the red carpet for the dormant virus,
467
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,729
waking it up and turning it
into a present viral infection.
468
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:25,413
Give him interferon.
469
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:28,666
But if it is lupus,
interferon could make it worse,
470
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,311
- suppress his bone marrow even further.
- Which is more likely?
471
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,964
Rapidly progressing, acute onset lupus
in a patient already on steroids,
472
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:37,675
or a team of doctors
missing a post-viral reaction?
473
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,260
We didn't miss anything.
474
00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:44,015
Well, then I'm wrong. And you
shouldn't... give him interferon!
475
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,270
Intravenous interferon has been shown
to be effective
476
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:50,897
against some viral infections.
477
00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:54,650
But I thought you said it wasn't
an infection. You said it was lupus.
478
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,278
The increasingly rapid progression
of the symptoms
479
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:01,449
- has caused us to reconsider.
- And what if you're wrong here, too?
480
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,869
- What if it's not a virus?
- There are risks with interferon,
481
00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:08,497
especially in a patient
who's already immunosupressed.
482
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:13,461
Look, at this point, your lungs,
kidneys and heart are all failing.
483
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,297
We really don't have any choice.
484
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,540
I cheated.
485
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,961
What?
486
00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:58,673
Ninth grade, earth science.
487
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,758
Mr. Foley.
488
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:05,888
I sat behind you,
so I could cheat off of you.
489
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:13,396
And I let you cheat,
so you'd sit behind me.
490
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,776
I thought we were going
to grow old together.
491
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:24,490
- In ninth grade?
- No, tenth.
492
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:29,161
What, you had to make sure
I put out first?
493
00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:34,875
No, I knew you'd put out
in the seventh grade.
494
00:30:42,091 --> 00:30:43,384
I love you.
495
00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:49,056
Yeah, I know.
496
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,351
Say you love me.
497
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,856
Why not?
498
00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:01,610
Because you're not dying.
499
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:05,031
Say it anyway.
500
00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:11,078
You gonna make me hurt you?
501
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,171
I love you.
502
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,142
Foreman: It's not working.
503
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,020
Both his lungs and kidneys
are continuing to deteriorate.
504
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:39,190
- Up the dose.
- We already have.
505
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,525
- Apparently not enough.
- I don't think it's a virus.
506
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,904
We've been running titers for everything
we can think of. They're all negative.
507
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,620
- Increase the interferon.
- House.
508
00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:55,623
You got a better idea other than lupus?
509
00:31:57,625 --> 00:31:59,085
Then up the dose.
510
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,671
Mr. and Mrs. Lambert's appointment
was over an hour ago.
511
00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:06,675
Sorry, I was sick. And my team
needed an emergency consult.
512
00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,765
Your wife has herpes.
513
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,101
What?
514
00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,686
That's impossible, I don't have any...
515
00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:21,774
You haven't had an outbreak yet.
Don't worry, you will.
516
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:25,820
- You rutty jackass!
- Me?
517
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,322
I haven't been with anyone in 20 years.
518
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,087
You're the one with the blisters
on his...
519
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,951
Doesn't mean that he got it first.
520
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:34,328
You don't need to have an outbreak
to spread the virus.
521
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,248
Yeah, and you're the one always talking
about wanting more sex.
522
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:38,624
From you.
523
00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:42,002
And maybe I'd get more if you weren't
getting it somewhere else.
524
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,808
You two obviously
have a lot to talk about.
525
00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,518
Don't even think
of dumping this in my lap.
526
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:48,634
There's gotta be some way
to prove that it's him.
527
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,594
I'm sorry, there is no test.
528
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,889
Either of you two
ever sit on a public toilet?
529
00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,184
- Well?
- Of course.
530
00:32:57,309 --> 00:33:00,146
Herpes can live for short
periods of time outside the body.
531
00:33:00,271 --> 00:33:02,189
Dr. House, you know
you can't get herpes...
532
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,025
Some politically correct doctors
will tell you that it's impossible
533
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,485
to get infected by a toilet seat.
534
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,839
But they'll also tell you
not to use the same bath towels
535
00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:11,866
to dry your crotch and your face during
an outbreak. See the contradiction?
536
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,951
I always use a paper cover.
537
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:15,744
- House: Always?
- Yes, of course.
538
00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:17,663
What about you?
539
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,875
No. I never knew.
540
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,295
Oh, please. This is ridiculous.
541
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,672
Damn, I was sure it was miyagi.
542
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,174
What?
543
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:31,218
He could believe that you can get herpes
from a toilet seat,
544
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,013
or he could be cheating on you
and just be happy to have an out.
545
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:36,182
The toilet seat makes sense, doesn't it?
546
00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:38,225
Sure. But she'd only refused to believe
547
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,477
such a well presented lie
if she were innocent.
548
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:44,690
And since you both can't be innocent,
you rutty jackass!
549
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,233
You!
550
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,528
- Thanks a lot.
- My pleasure.
551
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,989
Honey, wait. Please!
552
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,657
Wow!
553
00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:57,661
Not bad.
554
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,757
She has a family history of arthritis,
doesn't she?
555
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,926
Yeah, she does. What does...
556
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:13,344
Stop the interferon,
557
00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:16,055
and do another heavy metal screen,
only this time test for gold.
558
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,890
You don't still think that she...
559
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,475
Don't let her go to the bathroom.
560
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,144
Why would you care if she...
561
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,312
Hello?
562
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,144
Oh!
563
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,772
Hi, I'm lady.
564
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:11,902
- What did you do to my closet?
- I cleaned it.
565
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,627
Dr. Wilson said that I could go ahead...
566
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,573
It's not Dr. Wilson's closet.
567
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,786
- Where's the wood box?
- Wood box?
568
00:35:20,911 --> 00:35:24,456
Yes, the wood box. It's made of wood,
and it's box shaped.
569
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,018
It's been in the back of this closet
since the day I moved in.
570
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,461
- I didn't see any kind of...
- You may not have seen it,
571
00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,666
but you've obviously moved it.
The question is where.
572
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,716
Well, I did not move anything, I just...
573
00:35:33,841 --> 00:35:35,217
It was in this closet.
574
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,678
Then you came,
now it's not in this closet.
575
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,639
Ok. What type of box?
576
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:41,974
Wood! Wood!
577
00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,643
A brown wood box.
It's got a metal handle on the top,
578
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,479
looks like a tackle or tool box.
579
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,482
Ah, you mean the chest.
The one that's under the bed?
580
00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:10,961
Do you need to fix something?
581
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,723
Thanks.
582
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,813
Well, fine, then I'll go to one
on another floor.
583
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:32,900
Actually, they're not working there
enhen
584
00:36:33,776 --> 00:36:36,445
every bathroom in the whole hospital
is out of order?
585
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:39,948
Well, the water...
586
00:36:40,074 --> 00:36:41,992
I'm going to the bathroom.
587
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:49,208
- Where is she?
- Had to go to the bathroom.
588
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,542
I told you not to let her.
589
00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:52,544
What was I supposed to do? Tie her up?
590
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,254
Why not? She likes that.
591
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,936
What are you doing?
592
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,564
Your hand is wet.
593
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,818
Sorry, must be nervous.
I've got some bad news.
594
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,154
What?
595
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,991
The damage to your husband's lungs
is permanent.
596
00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,620
The kidney damage is reversible,
and with the right therapy,
597
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,164
he should regain full
neurological function.
598
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:32,000
Other than the fact that he's not going
to be running any marathons,
599
00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:33,919
he should be fine.
600
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,713
But that's good news, isn't it?
601
00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,549
Not finished.
602
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:42,094
When I was a kid,
603
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:45,347
my dad was stationed
at a marine base in Egypt.
604
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,558
We were in the middle of nowhere
605
00:37:47,683 --> 00:37:49,603
and there was absolutely nothing
for a kid to do,
606
00:37:49,643 --> 00:37:51,603
except look for a mummy's tomb.
607
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:55,482
You didn't want me to go to the
bathroom because you wanted to tell me
608
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,778
my husband is going to be fine
and that you used to live in Egypt?
609
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:02,823
I didn't have a problem
with you going to the bathroom.
610
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,868
I just didn't want you
to wash your hands.
611
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,497
I never actually found a mummy,
612
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,709
but I did learn a fair amount
about the ancient Egyptians.
613
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,462
For example, they discovered
that stannous chloride
614
00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:20,507
is not only great for toughening
Ruby glass, but if it's mixed with gold,
615
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,634
it turns bright purple.
616
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,770
Now, either your fingers actually
are worth their weight in gold...
617
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,399
Or you've been sprinkling
your husband's cereal
618
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,735
with gold sodium thiomalate.
619
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,529
It's an arthritis remedy.
It's rarely used here in the U.S.,
620
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:46,700
but it's still popular in Mexico.
Gotta give you props.
621
00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:51,205
Never heard of anyone using gold before.
622
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,376
It's almost poetic.
623
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,255
That's ridiculous.
624
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,509
Heavy metal tox screen for gold
was off the chart.
625
00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:10,182
- Why would I...
- Because you were trying to kill him.
626
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:14,061
I'd love to know the why
behind that why.
627
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,564
But you're not gonna tell me, are you?
628
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:20,526
You're wrong.
629
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,238
I love Bob.
630
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,908
I never said you didn't love him.
631
00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:37,626
How could somebody do that?
Sit by someone's bedside day and night
632
00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:41,004
helping them, comforting them
and at the same time killing them?
633
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:43,048
Maybe he was having an affair.
634
00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:44,967
Maybe she was having an affair.
635
00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:48,595
Or maybe she just gets her kicks out
of slowly sucking the life out of a guy,
636
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,515
- watching him suffer.
- He must have done something to her.
637
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,976
- Yeah, he had it coming.
- I didn't say he deserved it.
638
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:56,728
The only thing he did wrong
was marry a sociopath.
639
00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,606
Or maybe she just got tired
of being married.
640
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,859
Didn't want to admit
to family and friends
641
00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:06,071
that the marriage
everyone thought was perfect, wasn't.
642
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:09,449
Shouldn't one of us stay with her?
What if she tries to run?
643
00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:11,577
Yeah, Cameron, go back there.
644
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:15,038
It'd be weird if we were
all in the ladies' room.
645
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:47,613
Cameron: We started chelation therapy
with dimercaprol.
646
00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,575
Thrilled to hear it.
647
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:54,703
His kidney function hasn't improved.
648
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,622
It will.
649
00:40:56,747 --> 00:40:58,957
He's gonna need a lung transplant.
650
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:03,962
He's becoming more attractive
by the minute, isn't he?
651
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,382
You're pleased.
652
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:11,470
You think you've proved
that every marriage is a mistake.
653
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,388
Do I look pleased?
654
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,370
Ignorance is bliss.
655
00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:39,182
Voice on machine:
You have one new message.
656
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:42,436
Hi, this is Blake hanson
calling for Dr. Wilson.
657
00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,479
I got a better offer for the apartment.
658
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,189
I knowl offered it to you already,
659
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,459
so if you match the offer
you can still have the place.
660
00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,069
Make sure you call me first thing
in the morning and let me know.
661
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,530
Otherwise, well, you've got my number.
662
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,709
Voice on machine: Message deleted.
51865
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