Original subtitles

"Larry the Magic Boy entered the dark room.

"Was this just an ordinary room?"

It's not an ordinary room.

It's a trap.

Uh, I've read this one already.

Kids, time to go.

Kevin, remember that after school

you have to take Hamster to the vet.

You know what they say.

Don't argue with Mom.

You okay there, buddy?

Yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Of course. I love the vet.

Why would you think I don't love the vet?

And that's why in English

we call it a book instead of a lawn mower.

And now I'm going to pair you up

to do your book reports.

Normally, I would let you work with a friend.

But today I'm going to pair you up at random

because life just isn't fair.

Just ask the blob fish.

And our first team is...

Please not Nordle. Please not Gretel.

Nordle and Gretel.

(BOTH SIGH)

The first of life's many disappointments.

How about we do our report on

Larry the Magic Boy and the Grapefruit Which is Also Magic?

Oh, I read that.

It's about that awesome sorcerer, Immoralis the Evil.

Awesome? He's the bad guy.

He has evil in his name.

Exactly. So he can beat anyone.

Not Larry and his friend, Edwin,

and their magical bond of friendship.

Ugh! Larry's the worst part

of Larry the Magic Boy.

Nah-uh! Yes-huh!

MALE ALIEN: Um, did we just give evil powers

to a breakfast pastry?

FEMALE ALIEN: Hey, I'm still getting used to the controls!

(BIRD SCREECHES)

Well, you're pretentious.

Well, you're not pretentious enough.

Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! Yes-huh! Yes-huh!

The doctor will be in in just a sec.

And don't you worry, little fella.

It won't hurt a bit.

What does that mean it won't hurt a bit?

When people say it won't hurt a bit

that means it's going to hurt a bit.

People throw buildings at you.

How could you be afraid of the vet?

Fear is not rational, Kevin.

Like your fear of blueberries.

Food should not be blue!

Anyway, you don't look scared.

Humans are so unperceptive.

This is my calm face.

This is my terrified face.

Calm. Terrified. Calm. Terrified.

Well, the longer we wait,

the more stressed out you're gonna get.

Where is that doctor?

(GASPS) Hamster!

All right.

Where are you? HAMSTER: I'm a hamster, Kevin.

We're built for hiding.

Too slow, unperceptive human!

Okay, I'll do the report,

but only if we say Immoralis the Evil is the good guy.

No way.

What is this place?

These bright colors evoke feelings in me that I can't identify.

This is a playground.

Ah, yes, the park

for slothful and lazy children.

Father warned me about this place.

Ooh, that ride over there looks quite unsavory.

Nordle, that's not a ride.

(BEEPING)

Evil superpowers detected.

Evil superpowers? What is he talking about? (NORDLE YELLS)

Move!

In here.

KEVIN: Kevin's not here. (BEEPS)

Hi, Kevin.

I'm at the park

and I'm having a bit of a giant evil robot situation.

So maybe you and our pet could come help.

Maybe now. Where are you? (GASPS)

No, no, no, no.

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

(SCREAMS)

And you wanted to go to the aquarium today.

You know, this robot proves the power of brute force.

Just like Immoralis the Evil.

Well, unless we work together

like Larry and his friend, Edwin,

that robot's gonna pound us to bits.

(SCREAMS) Good point.

(BOTH SCREAM)

Well, there must be a mathematical way

to get out of this. Great idea, Nordle. Hand me your calculator.

Go, go, go!

I can't take it in here. I got to get out.

Are we done yet? I see bats. Do you see bats?

You know, maybe if we talked about your feelings,

we could figure out why you're so afraid of the vet.

Uh-uh. No, no, no. I don't need to talk.

I'm fine. Nope, nope, nope.

(PANTING)

That was the craziest robot I've ever seen.

You've seen other robots before?

I mean, in robot themed paintings.

Wow. Nice house.

What do your parents do for a living?

My father is a used tire salesman.

Must be some pretty nice used tires.

Does your mom work?

Mother has been gone for a while.

Oh, Nordle. I'm sorry.

Oh, don't feel bad. She's just down the street.

(SIGHS) What a relief!

At the cemetery... Oh, Nordle!

...where she works as a groundskeeper.

That's it.

There's no more misdirecting clarifications.

Okay, maybe we should figure out why that robot was chasing us.

(GROANS) Pardon the mess.

I don't have guests over very often.

Or ever.

You've never had a friend over?

Father says friends are for the weak.

Now, let's take a look at this backpack.

Huh. Ruler, pencil case, granola bar,

glowing radioactive scone, breath mints. Wait.

I hate scones.

How did this get in here?

This must be what the robot was after.

The robot said, "evil powers detected."

Let's look at it under my radio spectrograph.

Wow! The scone's evil energy is off the charts. (MACHINE BEEPING)

Nordle, the scone is too dangerous.

We've got to destroy it.

Well, maybe we need to investigate further.

But first, let's go get some milk and cookies.

Nordle, look out!

Sorry if my robot startled you.

Gretel, I'd like you to meet my father, Professor Exclamation.

(GASPS)

Okay, I've heard that some people

can be cured of their fears by doing word associations.

So I'll say a word and you'll say the first thing

that comes into your head.

Let's begin.

Sunshine. Mosquito.

Sadness.

Mosquito.

House. Mosquito.

Very interesting.

Why do you think all these things

make you think of a mosquito?

Because you have one on your face.

(SCREAMING)

Get it off me! Get it off me!

(SCREAMING)

I'm just kidding. There isn't a mosquito.

Father, I don't understand.

Why do you have a robot?

And why does it think I have evil powers?

Tobor, take Nordle's schoolmate into the kitchen

and give her whatever she wants.

Nordle and I need to talk.

Yes, Professor Exclamation.

Sit down. I will make you nutrition.

Father, I don't understand.

Why would you make a robot that can detect evil powers?

Nordle, I have a confession to make.

I'm a super villain.

What? Since when?

Since I lost my elbows in that industrial accident.

I decided if I couldn't bend my arms,

I would bend everyone else to my will.

I just can't believe you're evil.

But Nordle, you're evil, too.

And apparently you have superpowers.

I don't have powers, Father.

I think your robot was detecting this.

A scone with superpowers.

Amazing.

Is that regular milk?

I don't like that.

This is the only cereal dampening liquid we have.

Yeah, I can only have oat milk.

And Professor Ex said to give me whatever I want.

You wouldn't want to go against a direct order, would you?

Uh, I will go to the mini mart.

Is there anything else that you need?

I don't want to do that thing

where I come back with the milk

and then it's like, "Tobor, we're out of laundry detergent."

No? Okay then. I'll just get my keys.

Hamsters have a natural fear of veterinarians.

In the wild, veterinarians

are our only natural predators.

Veterinarians are just people who want to help animals.

No, man. They're freaky.

Okay. Let's take a look at the little fella.

He's fine.

Hmm. That wasn't so bad.

That'll be $200.

The evil power is so concentrated

if we both take a bite,

we can share the evil superpowers.

I don't know, Father.

We can conquer the world.

It will be our thing.

Like how your Uncle Bob and Darren have model trains.

Evil will be our model trains.

Nordle, stop!

Do you mind? Converting my son to evil here!

Nordle, if you become evil, we can't be friends anymore.

Wait. We're friends?

We battled a robot together.

We argued about Larry the Magic Boy,

and I'm the first person you ever let in your room.

Of course we're friends,

but not if you become a super villain.

Nordle, what's more important?

Friendship or being evil?

That's it, Nordle, take a bite.

What?

No!

I may be weird, but I'm not evil.

Nordle, you made a terrible decision.

I renounce you. I disown you.

I forbid your name ever to be uttered in our house again!

So, pick you up at 5:00 after soccer?

Okay. Thanks, Dad.

Oh. And you better not tell anyone what happened here.

Or you'll never be able to stay for dinner,

and I make a wonderful souffle.

Well, I think you made a great decision. What changed your mind?

I decided I'd rather be like Larry the Magic Boy,

who has friends, than Immoralis who just has power.

Well, that was a good choice

because Immoralis is destroyed at the end of the series.

No! I haven't, (GROANS) read it yet.

What about Heinrich the Elf?

Does he make it?

Oh. Why were these books written for children?

(SOBBING)

Oh! Crying is so much better when it's with a friend.

GRETEL: Well, so is laughing.

But I guess we're not there yet.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ It's Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

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