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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[atmospheric music plays]

[sighs] I'm just about out of fuel.

[sighs] I'm totally out of water.

I just used the last of my sunscreen.

We gotta get to the Bedouin Shield fast, or I'll get a wicked burn.

What do you think this Bedouin Shield is?

It's a rock formation the Bedouin tribes use as a landmark for meeting up.

-[Layla]Think anyone will be there? -[sighs] Let's hope so.

We've lost everything, even our track to Cleve's base.

Either we get help, or Cisco's sunburn will be the least of our worries.

I don't know about that.

When I burn, I peel.

And then I get itchy, and then it goes everywhere!

[all groan]

[Echo] Ew, no!

[suspenseful music plays]

[spits]

Argh!

You wanna tell me how a Brazilian maniac,

a robot samurai, and a whole pack of desert rat criminals

can't take out Tony Toretto and his little gang?

[Cleve]He was born with a horseshoe up his keister!

His team shows remarkable solidarity.

A family unit can become like a spiderweb, stronger than an iron chain.

[Cleve]Oh, get in the helicopter!

[suspenseful music plays]

Ziri, we ready to wake this beast?

Yes, Doctor Kelso.

I think the weather machine is prepared for its first test.

Perfecto.

Now let's crank it up to full blow, and shoot it out to this region here.

Are you sure?

A Bedouin meeting place is in the middle of the storm zone.

[Ziri] If anyone is there, they wouldn't survive.

[chuckles] Time for the test!

[dramatic music plays]

Well, that's not good.

[Ziri] This is a great day!

Once in low orbit, the satellite is able to create massive storm activity.

If it works,

my people will be able to grow crops and feed much of Africa from the desert.

The plants could help control climate change!

Really?

We can control it with the guidance system you brought.

-That sounds... nice. -You bet it is!

We gotta crank this thing up, give her a good workout.

We're creating something I call...

A tornado-cane!

Ooh! That sounds like candy!

We get the size of a hurricane, with the wind speed of a tornado!

[Cleve]Good thing nobody's out there. It would kill 'em dead!

-[dramatic music plays] -[thunder crashes]

[rumbling, wind howling]

[atmospheric music plays]

[panting]

Hold on.

Did anyone else just feel a raindrop?

[Layla] Rain? In the middle of the Sahara?

You're tripping.

-[rumbling] -Wait, what's that sound? Is that a train?

I hear it too. We're saved!

Uh... I don't think so. Look!

-Uh-oh. -[Layla gasps]

[Frostee gasps]

-[dramatic music plays] -[thunder crashes]

Cleve's gonna take us out, like he did with Ms. Nowhere.

[panting, exclaiming]

[panting, grunting]

This is no haboob. It's a hurricane!

Do they have hurricanes in the Sahara?

I guess they do now.

-We need to find cover. [groans] -This way!

[dramatic music plays]

-What is it? -It looks like a water pipe that exploded.

-Get in, before the opening is covered! -[both grunt]

[Ms. Nowhere] Cleve Kelso.

Uh... Are you sure you want to go that way?

That's where Cleve's base is.

Well, we could go the other way.

Maybe get out of this area? Call for backup?

Maybe from somewhere with some bath beads?

[sighs]

So you want us to head into the lion's den, with no support, no tech,

the two of us against a maniacal billionaire, his personal army,

and what I assume is a killer weather machine?

That man took down my plane and stranded me in the desert with you.

I have sand everywhere!

No one gets away with that.

That's why I suggested the bath. Really, just a rinse would be nice.

-[wind howls] -[tense music plays]

Frostee!

Frostee!

[music intensifies]

Is that you? [coughs]

[growling]

[groans, coughs]

Aha! Welcome...

to the Bedouin Shield.

-[all exclaim] -[atmospheric music plays]

[sighs]

[gulps]

Oh man, you guys really saved us out there.

We can't thank you enough. We got lost racing and ran out of fuel.

I'm Echo.

This is Tony, Layla, Frostee, and Cisco.

I am Salem Saleh Mohammed Latif Al Banu Hilal.

This is my brother, Kareem Saleh Mohammed Latif Al Banu Hilal.

Uh, hi, S... Fellas.

[chuckles] You can just call us Salem and Kareem.

Nice hideout, Salem. Really glad we made it in.

Our people have been crossing the Sahara for thousands of years.

This was a hiding place for camel trains

carrying spices and exotic goods across the desert to trade.

Uh... [chuckles]

So, are you guys carrying any exotic spices now?

Any calming teas, or anything?

Oh yeah, sure.

-Lots of exotic spices. -[laughs]

Also, Kareem and I have just found Aladdin's lamp.

For real?

-No, idiot! -Huh?

We are modern Bedouins.

We go to fairs, and give tourists camel rides and take pictures with them.

I make a killing!

-[crashing] -[all exclaim]

-[camels groan] -[Salem] It's okay, Majahim.

-Pop-pop's got you. Yes he does. -[Majahim groans]

This cave won't collapse.

-[crashing] -Are you sure?

Uh... Fifty fifty.

These are some nice camels.

Yes. These are my sand babies.

[Salem] They're all so different, but we get along.

-Echo, you learned about camels, right? -Oh... Oh! Yeah.

-[camels groan] -Mm. Mm-mm.

Yup! Mm-hm.

These are good ones.

[yelps]

What's up? You don't want to pet the camels?

Yeah... I've had some bad experiences with camels in the past.

Give me a car any day.

Cars don't bite, or spit...

[groans] Or make that smell.

Yes, but if you want real racing action, you have to come to a camel race.

What? You guys are camel racers? Sweet! I want to race.

Don't even think about it. Nobody beats a Bedouin in a camel race.

Aw, this one is beautiful! I bet everyone wants pictures with this one.

Man, that looks exactly like every other camel.

You have a good eye, my brother.

Majahim is the most beautiful camel in all of the Sahara.

Someday, she will win millions of dollars at the beauty contest.

[Salem] She is my dearest friend.

She is everything for me in life,

because this camel loves me.

You are just jealous because she is mine!

Look at this! No Botox. Totally natural.

[atmospheric music plays]

So, where is your race headed?

The Eye of the Sahara.

-[Tony] Do you know where that is? -Yes.

A strange sandstorm has surrounded the Eye for months.

It never moves, just encircles it like a wall.

[Salem] Now this crazy storm? Something is happening in the desert.

Whatever it is, we want nothing to do with it.

When the storm dies down, we can take you to the Dead End.

You can get home from there.

I don't think so, okay? We're not a team that gives up.

[Echo] No.

Salem is right. We should go back.

Uh...

-Huh? -What?

We're lost with no supplies, no vehicles, and no water.

-That doesn't mean there's no hope. -Are you a motivational speaker now?

I'm just saying, anything our minds can conceive,

and our hearts can believe, we can achieve!

Oh, that rhyming got me pumped!

[laughs] I would buy your calendar!

-[Cisco yelps] -Stop getting pumped!

[dramatic music plays]

This is why you didn't get into the academy.

Sometimes giving up is smart.

You have to be able to admit when you've failed.

This mission is over.

[thunder crashes]

[crashing, rumbling]

[gasps] Guys? I think it's caving in.

[Salem] Everyone, this way! Hurry!

[dramatic music plays]

[exclaiming]

[wind howls]

I wonder how the kids are doing.

You think they're... looking up at the same stars right now?

Somewhere, out there...

If you start singing right now, I will gut you.

Got it.

I do kind of miss them though. Laughing with them. Laughing at them.

Mostly at them.

Did you see that Toretto fail video?

[laughs] It was hilarious!

He tried to do a backflip at the same time as his car!

[laughs]

And then he fell right on his face!

[roars with laughter]

[groans] We have to survive this so I can see him again and make fun of him.

That is a weird reason to live.

[tense music plays]

[roars, grunts]

So how did you get that sweet robot arm?

I was a nuclear scientist at one of Cleve's power plants in Japan.

A meltdown nearly killed me. [grunts]

When I woke up, I realized Cleve had managed to save my life

with technology that I had invented.

Nerd!

[grunts]

Yes. Before my implants, I was weak.

[grunts] A loser, afraid to fight.

Yeah. I saw you in prison. You were pretty lame.

My new limb made me unstoppable.

Cleve began using me for missions no one else could complete.

That is, until a woman called Ms. Nowhere captured me and shut down my arm.

They turned me back into a sheep, but now the wolf has returned.

Yeah! She locked up my mother, and stopped me from freeing her.

So I'm supes jonesing for revenge too.

Hm... We share a dream.

OMG! Does that mean we're dating? [giggles]

You are the most annoying woman I have ever met.

[giggles]

-[atmospheric music plays] -[thunder crashes]

[panting]

We're not getting out of here, are we?

Someday, archaeologists will find our bones,

and think we were part of some camel cult.

-We'll get out in the morning. Here. -[yelps]

Drink some more. It will soothe you.

-Mm... -See?

Nothing takes your mind off being trapped in a sandy tomb during a violent storm

like a delicious camel milk smoothie.

[chokes, spits] Camel milk?

[sighs] I like it! Tangy.

It's fun having a sleepover with friends.

Even in a camel cave that may become our coffin.

-[camel farts] -Oh, ew. You were right about the smell.

-It's the first sleepover I've ever had. -Seriously?

I've been hanging with criminals since I was a kid, so,

I usually slept with my back against a wall with one eye open,

in case I had to fight in the night.

Yeah. When I was 10, I slept with my back to the wall.

My headgear would get stuck to my pillowcase. I get you.

[Frostee and Layla laugh]

-[soft music plays] -[Tony] Hey.

Don't be so down on yourself.

We'll regroup, get some new rides, and get back out there!

No!

We're finished. As much as I want to blame Layla's criminal past...

I call it extracurricular experience.

...or you knuckleheads for all your shenanigans,

this was my responsibility.

And I'm a failure.

There is an old Bedouin saying:

"The small struggle is with others. The big struggle is with yourself."

Hey. At least you're not known as the backflip fail guy.

I knew I recognized you! "Aw, lugnuts!" [laughs]

[groans] Not this again.

[laughs] Echo! I know something that will cheer you up.

DJ Drone on the mix!

[dance music plays]

-[Frostee laughs, whoops] -Uh...

[all laugh, whoop]

♪You don't even know what you do ♪

♪ 'Cause baby you're so cool ♪

[Salem] I have to say, of all the annoying tourists we've hung out with,

you guys are the best!

[music echoes, fades]

[Cisco] Three... Two... One!

-[straining] -[rattling, crashing]

[grunting]

[Salem] Look how much rain has fallen!

The old oasis is full!

It hasn't been like this since Grandfather was a boy.

[Echo] How long will it take to get to the Dead End?

Probably a couple of days, depending on how you ride your camels.

Why don't you find out? Let's have a race.

You... want to race me? On a camel?

Have you ever even ridden a camel before?

Nope!

And you guys are okay with this?

He does this all the time.

Uh, okay, I will race you,

but I'm sure you'll fall off your camel within a few steps and hurt yourself.

[phone bleeps]

Oh, yes! Kareem is right!

The money we make from Car Fail Guy 2will be worth it!

Plus, we have to ride toward the Dead End anyway.

You'll be falling off your camel a lot, so let's get started!

Oh, we're not heading back to the Dead End.

When I win, you'll lead us through that wall of sand,

straight into the Eye of the Sahara.

Oh no. Kareem isn't going anywhere near that crazy sand barrier.

Too much weird mess in the desert.

I get it. You're afraid your brother's going to lose.

Makes sense.

If you can beat Tony, I'll give you DJ Drone.

Oh, no, no, no. I could not take your little robot friend.

You won't. Tony Toretto never loses a race!

[camel groans]

Okay. But this kind of risk-taking is why you are all stuck here in the first place.

[groans] Tony, what are you doing? You're just gonna lose.

So what? If I do, we go back to the Dead End like you want.

But if I win, we continue our mission, we find Cleve, and we stop him together!

This is just... dumb.

You're right. Turning around is the smart thing to do.

Knowing that is what makes you a great leader.

But we never do the smart thing. That makes us a great team!

That doesn't make sense!

Neither does most of what I do. Cisco, pick the fastest camel.

-[camels groan] -Hm. No... [sighs] No...

No, not you, beautiful. You're just a pretty face.

-[groaning] -Oh, this one!

Metmeh? I thought you knew camels, my friend.

All that beast has going for her

are her huge feet and her nervous temperament.

Oh, Metmeh. Don't listen to him.

-[baby voice] Who's gonna win the race? -[Metmeh groans]

Metmeh, that's who.

[Ziri] We generated six inches of rain during our storm.

It's more than we expected.

You made one of the world's greatest discoveries.

I'm proud of you.

I couldn't have done it without your support.

[laughs] Now let's fire up our backup pump station

and get some water flowing back here.

We must be getting close to the base.

-[loud crash] -[both yelp]

[groans, gasps]

[both scream]

[screaming]

Huh. Looks like we flushed out a couple of rats.

-Don't worry. I'll take care of these two. -[dramatic music plays]

-[Tony exclaims, grunts] -[Metmeh groans]

Okay, my friend. We'll head out toward that palm tree, race around it,

then head back to the rock.

Got it. Let's do this.

[rhythmic music plays]

-Frostee, give us a starting light. -You got it, T.

[exhales]

[Frostee] Ready... Set...

-[Frostee] Go! -[Metmeh roars]

[exclaims] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[laughs] Are you getting this, Kareem?

-[Tony groans] -[Salem laughs]

[groans] I can't believe I'm giving up DJ Drone for this.

[Salem laughs]

[Tony exclaims]

Ha! [laughs]

You're doing better than I thought! You have not fallen off yet! [laughs]

-[exclaims] I told you, I've got this! -[Salem] Think you're Bedouin?

That's interference. You're cheating.

Are you going to make it, or give up now?

[Tony pants]

-[Metmeh roars] -[Tony yells]

Uh-oh. Ha!

[Tony screams]

-Yeah! -Yeah, Metmeh! [laughs]

-Yeah! -I knew you'd win!

[laughs] Who's the Bedouin now, Salem?

[grunts] This cannot be happening!

-Yeah, come on, Metmeh. [yelps] -[Metmeh roars]

[straining] Get back on the course!

[laughs] I told you, Toretto.

That camel is no good! [grunts]

[camel groans]

[all gasp, groan]

-[grunts, gasps] Oh, no. -[bubbling]

What is this? Help!

[grunts] All that rain turned this into a quicksand bog.

[gasps]

Metmeh! You knew something was wrong, didn't you?

-Didn't you? -[groans]

Get a little closer, Metmeh.

-[groaning] Get me out! -Don't struggle, you'll make it worse.

You should have been riding Metmeh. [laughs]

Her big feet stay on top of the sand. [groans]

[grunts] This is unfair. The desert has conspired against me.

Sorry, man. I know all about quicksand.

Wow! Cisco, you really do know your camels.

I drank, like, nine of those smoothies, so I kinda feel like we're related now.

-Yeah! Woohoo! -Yeah!

Ha ha, you did it, T!

[both laugh]

I don't know why I fight it. Let's keep doing stupid stuff.

-Yeah! -[all whoop, cheer]

-[metal door closes] -[Cleve] You got pretty close.

But close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

You can take us out, Cleve, but there'll be more coming.

Oh, you mean Toretto and his crew? No...

-They got rained out last night. -[gasps]

I'll launch storm satellites over every continent

and bring the whole world to its knees.

Meanwhile, the Sahara's going to be a slice of paradise,

and I own the whole darn thing.

I'd let you see it,

but these two have been cooking up some real ugly revenge plans,

and I just can't stand in their way.

We're totally boyfriend and girlfriend now,

so this will be like our first date.

That's not true.

-[singsongy] Heart filter! [giggles] -[grunts]

Wow! Who's torturing who?

[smooches, exclaims]

-[Rafaela cackles] -[whirring]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad We on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪The crew stay tight Everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪