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[electrical crackling]

[humming]

[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars]

[tires squeal]

[ominous music plays]

[groaning, sobbing]

I'm literally so cold!

-Pipe down in there! -You pipe down, stupid guard number eight!

Don't make me use it.

Ooh, big man! Use it! See if I care!

Can you both quiet down, please?!

[hisses]

[music intensifies]

[beeping]

What do you even do while you meditate?

Are you thinking about me?

I'm thinking about infinite nothingness.

Then open your stupid eyes. It's literally all there is here.

In your incredible ignorance, you just accidentally created a Zenkōan.

Oh my gosh, thank you!

I have always been, like, really, uh, spiritual.

[beeping intensifies]

[crashing]

[ominous music plays]

-[electrical crackling] -[guard groans]

[cracking]

-[booming] -[music intensifies]

[dramatic music plays]

[cracking]

[cackling]

Yee-ha! Got him.

Hey! How come he gets to leave?

[electrical crackling]

[tense music plays]

Hm...

[dramatic music plays]

-[whistling] -[booming]

[cracking, thud]

[atmospheric music plays]

Konnichiwa, Matsuo. I went through a lot of trouble to get you out.

I hope you're ready to get back to work.

You ruined my life! I never wanted to see you again!

Don't you know anything about thebushidōcode?

Son, you owe me.

-[tense music plays] -Set him straight, boys.

[Matsuo groans]

[whirring]

[groans]

[tense music plays]

[whirring]

[guards yelp]

It's good to be back.

[laughing]

There's my boy!

Matsuo!

Who the heck is that?

Hm.

This guy bothering you, Matsuo?

You got a lot of get up and go, little lady!

I like that!

How'd you like to work for me?

I don't know. Do you have a coat for me?

And it better not be fake fur. I hate fake fur.

Pain keeps me warm.

You and I are gonna get on like a house on fire.

[whirring]

[tense music plays]

What's up with that?

Show her, Matsuo.

[yelps]

[purrs]

Hot.

["What You Do" by James T Crawford and Vance Westlake plays]

Ooh!

Did my car land it?

Aw, lugnuts, my car!

I don't get it! Why can't we recreate this stupid video?

Pull it up again.

How does he do that?!

Bro, I'm telling you, these are CG people.

They probably shot this video in the uncanny valley.

-[chilling music plays] -They walk amongst us. [whimpers]

I'll tell you what's wrong. He wants it more.

What? Nobody wants it more than me!

Then prove it!

Fine! I will! We're going again.

[boys groan]

I hate to say it, T, but... I'm bored.

Plus I gotta make adjustments for the Drone Triathlon.

I got a real shot at winning with my new spy tech!

DJ Drone is looking good.

And I need to rehearse my one-man show.

You know I'm trying to hone my undercover spy abilities.

Next mission, I'm going to disappear into my character.

Yeah, and, uh, I just don't want to do this.

Like, at all.

Hey, you're part of the team now. You have to join in.

I have to go on missions,

not be a part of the "Support Tony and Echo's Breakdown Club."

Breakdown? Huh?

Yeah, you're stupid. That's dumb.

We get it. You're nervous about getting into Ms. Nowhere's spy school.

You guys'll make it for sure.

I don't know why you wanna be a couple of suits, but whatever.

I never would have admitted I wanted to join something like this,

but Ms. Nowhere got in my head and tortured it out of me.

She's good.

Pfft! I was born to be a spy leader!

I'm a Toretto! But how long do we have to wait to find out if we got in?

Hold on!

You think this is part of the training? Like, it's started?

And we're supposed to know where to be? No, we're blowing it!

Come on! Y'all are wearing me out!

-[helicopter approaches] -[atmospheric music plays]

-This is it! -We're going!

Margaret Pearl?

Aw, man!

-Yeah, that's me. -Come with us.

Hey! W-What about me?

-Anthony Toretto? -Yup!

[Echo] Tony!

What's happening?

[emotional music plays]

Rejected?

[thunder crashes]

[melancholy music plays]

What is happening?

I've never seen Tony like this before. What do we do?

I got this.

Enough wallowing around! It's been a week. Get up.

-[groans] Leave me alone. -No.

No one wants to see this garbage. Look at them, you're scaring them!

Black nail polish? When did that happen?

Can I be on my own with my dark thoughts, please?

No! Your family needs you.

Frostee has a drone thing, Cisco has his show,

and you need to get up and support them.

You didn't get into stupid spy school. Get over it.

Why didn't I get in? [groans]

H-How come Echo gets to do all the cool stuff?

She's probably at some awesome spy school party right now,

making new friends!

[groaning]

You failed, Zero! You gonna cry? You gonna quit?

You can walk out of this program at any time if you can't hack it!

Never, Officer Nowhere!

Then show me you're somebody worthy of being a Nobody!

-Yes, Officer Nowhere! -Sorry to interrupt.

Hi, Echo! You're doing great. Hang in there.

I have intel you need to see.

What did I tell you about encouraging the Zeros?

[door opens]

I've been checking footage of the breakout at The Cooler.

Matsuo Mori's a maniac. Who would want to bust him out?

Our team enhanced this photo.

So Cleve Kelso has come out of hiding.

And he has Rafaela. Where are they now?

We picked them up in Mauritanian waters.

Get the jet. We're going hunting!

[emotional music plays]

[sighs]

You belong in the jungle. I belong in the city. [whimpers]

[imitates monkey]

No no no, don't make this harder than it has to be!

-[imitating Tony] Cisco, we gotta go! -Just give me a second, T!

[imitates monkey]

[gasps]

You don't mean that!

[Cisco gasps]

[imitating Frostee] We'll miss our flight!

It's our spy plane! It'll wait!

[gasps]

[sobbing]

I'm never gonna forget you, bro.

[imitates sad monkey]

[crying] No, don't say goodbye! Just say...

"See you soon."

I'll see you soon, Donut! [sobs]

-[emotional music intensifies] -[Cisco, sobbing] I'll see you soon!

-[sniffles] -[snores]

-[Cisco wails] Donut! -[mutters]

[groans]

-[Layla groans] -[Tony sobs quietly]

I know just how that monkey feels.

Left alone in the jungle, nobody cares.

Nobody wants a dumb monkey around anymore I guess! [sobs]

-[emotional music plays] -[whimpers]

[groans]

He's all yours. I don't do clingers.

[yawns]

[exclaims]

[gasps]

[rhythmic music plays]

[Layla] Woohoo!

-[man] Get back here with that bike! -This is more like it!

[tense music plays]

[cheering]

[hip-hop plays]

Get him! Get him, Frostee!

[whooping, cheering]

That's my baby!

-[laughs] I'm in first! -Look.

Uh-oh.

[cheering]

J1. I should have known it was Jun.

I've seen your stuff online but didn't realize it was you.

Been living undercover with a new handle since SH1FT3R split.

But I couldn't resist this. Hope you're ready to get wrecked.

Ugh.

[ominous music plays]

[agent]Your target busted through the castle into E5.

[groans]

-[agent]Go! -[grunts]

-[agent]What's your move, Zero? -D1!

[groaning]

-[Julius]F5! -H8!

[music intensifies]

A4!

[groans]

[panting]

[sighs]

Sorry, Zero.

Checkmate.

[groans]

[cheering]

[chuckles] I saw your hilarious ghost ride fail video.

I forwarded it to, like, a million people.

Whatever. The world should know I'm a failure.

[upbeat music plays]

Ready to become e-waste?

You're about to get servo-d.

[announcer]Three... two... one...

Fight!

[crowd roars]

[groans]

Wait, what happened? Did we win?

[upbeat music plays]

It looks bad, Frostee.

Will it ever fly again, or will it be forced to live out the rest of its days

knowing what it can't achieve?

Uh, Tony, I'm really glad you came to support me,

but I feel like you still got that spy school rejection on your mind.

[sighs] I'm trying to figure out what I could have changed, what I did wrong.

I don't know what you're going through, T, but maybe you should--

-Talk to Ms. Nowhere? -I was gonna say--

Confront her about why I'm not good enough but Echo is? Get answers?

-Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do! -Uh...

I was going to suggest a bubble bath and some video games,

but people deal with stress their own way.

[ominous music plays]

Intelligence says Cleve came this way.

Where's he going? There's nothing out here.

-We need to talk! -[both exclaim]

What do you think you're doing?! We're on a mission!

Nope. Nuh-uh. I need answers.

Why didn't I get chosen for training, but Echo did?

Are you serious right now?! Gary, cut him off.

Can't get rid of me that easily!

[exclaiming]

I can appear on any screen at any time.

Frostee! Fine, you want answers?

You won't like it, but I'll give you the bitter, painful truth...

-Tony, trust me: hang up now. -On the ground, you're a great spy.

I can drop you in a hot zone and know you'll do the job.

The process will probably be a total mess,

like me after getting dumped by a string of emojis...

Oh, yikes face.

Officer training is more than flying by the seat of your pants

at 200 miles an hour in a car jumped from a rocket onto a submarine or whatever!

That's pretty much it.

You're all heart, Toretto. I need an officer who can use their head.

[sighs]

Look kid, why do you want to be an officer anyway?

To become me? Or... [snorts, laughs] Gary over here...

-[Ms. Nowhere snorts, laughs] -[groans]

I don't know.

Well, maybe you need to answer that question before you call me again!

Now I have to get back to work!

-What's going on, Gary? -Uh-oh.

Where the heck did that come from?

[Gary] This is the biggest haboob I've ever seen.

Come again?

Dust storms here are called haboobs, which is Arabic for "violent wind."

You don't think I knew that?

Sure you did.

[crashing, rumbling]

We're close to the Richat Structure,

a geologic formation they call the Eye of the Sahara.

There have been rumors of mysterious phenomena around here.

I've got a feeling Cleve Kelso has something to do with this.

-[beeping] -[Gary] Look at this!

It's not wind making the dust fly around - it's static electricity!

-[groans] I can't control the plane! -We're getting sucked in!

[dramatic music plays]

[strains] The flaps aren't responding!

Remember your training, Gary!

SOS! I'm losing control! [screams]

An officer must be able to clear a room and root out any enemies hiding there.

[tense music plays]

Even if those enemies...

are within.

-[thrilling music plays] -[Echo yells, grunts]

-Stop the exercise! -[Echo ululates, grunts]

-[Echo] Yeah! Take that! -Echo!

[choking] Stop! Stop, Echo!

-You've... got... mission! -[Echo strains]

-What did you say? -[Julius yelps]

Don't lie to me, Julius! I'll rip this arm off!

You got called up! You have a mission! Don't hurt me. [groans]

Sorry. I thought it was just part of the thing.

[moans]

Hey, Frostee.

-Is DJ Drone ready for the next round? -Almost. But what's the point, T?

I thought I was going to be the best, but Jun is destroying me!

There's no way I can catch up to her now. Maybe I should just go home.

Eh, I know how you feel.

Echo is a better spy than me, everybody loves Cisco,

you're a genius and Layla has her attitude.

Yes, she does. [laughs]

Plus she's a Wild Card. A born celebrity!

Yeah, I got it. What do I have?

You're a Toretto.

I can't ride my cousin's coattails anymore.

I have to find my own way.

It's time I stop getting hung up on competing with others

and concentrate on being the best version of myself.

Whatever that is.

Maybe you can't win the triathlon.

That doesn't mean DJ Drone can't rock the house.

-Nobody does it better. -[laughs]

Thanks, T. You might not have made it into spy school,

but I'm glad to be a part of your family.

[announcer]Next up for our talent round: Frostee and DJ Drone!

-[crowd cheers] -[dance music plays]

Hope y'all are ready to turn up with D-D-D-DJ Drone!

[Frostee vocalizes]

["Across The Sky" by Nikki Flores ft. Don Benjamin plays]

Way to go, DJ Frostee!

-Booyah! [laughs] -Oh, yeah! Whoo!

-Yeah! -[both whoop]

[beeping]

♪Like a solar flare Can't get no hotter♪

♪I'm ablaze for you tonight♪

♪Like a solar flare Let's take it higher...♪

D-D-D-DJ Drone!

♪ So take it higher ♪

♪ Across the sky ♪

-[laughs] Yeah! -Whoo!

[both laugh]

Congrats on getting gold.

If you post I said this, I'll hack you so hard you won't be able to walk straight,

but if the triathlon was based just on the talent portion, you would have won.

Aw, thanks Jun.

Here's what I used to beat you in the battle round: the Pressure Drop.

It heats the air so your propellers don't work.

Wow! Nice!

They're extremely rare, made by this kid from a tiny village in North Africa.

Save it for our rematch.

[chuckles] You just made a big mistake.

-Doubt it. -[scoffs]

Frostee, you were awesome.

Thanks to your pep talk, T!

-You're the best leader ever! -[vehicle approaches]

-Congratulations. -[Tony] Echo?

-You're back! -[gasping]

-[Echo grunts] -Hey... [sniffles]

-I mean, cool. I didn't miss... -[groans]

Nah, man. No big deal.

What's going on? Did you graduate early?

Ms. Nowhere and Gary's plane went down in Africa.

-Oh no! -Then let's move, we gotta save them!

No. They knew the risks. If they survived, they're on their own.

-Whoa... -So... Why are you here?

-We're finishing the mission they started. -What's that?

Cleve Kelso is back.

He busted out two high-value prisoners and disappeared in the Sahara.

[Echo] One was Rafaela. We need to bring them in.

Yeah! The Toretto team is back. Just like old times!

[Echo] Not quite.

I'm in charge now.

[atmospheric music plays]

[yelps]

-Aw, you guys! -[sobbing] Aw...

That's real cool, man.

[sighs] I'm glad you're back. What are our orders?

[vehicle approaches]

[upbeat music plays]

-Hey, Echo. -Let's roll, convict.

What's going on?

A new international mission!

Perfect timing, 'cause I really gotta get out of here.

-Let's do this! -Yeah!

-[sirens wail] -[tires screech]

[vocalizing] ♪We run the world like a family♪

♪Speed it up, cause together we♪

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪

♪Ride out, got the whole squad We on the go♪

♪Ghost ride the whip As our tires smoke♪

♪The crew stay tight Everybody knows♪

♪We just having fun Cause this is how we roll♪

[vocalizing]

♪We ride out, ride out Chase the legacy♪