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[roars]

I hate the Bermuda Triangle!

[roars]

Whoa, whoa!

[Amphibeast groans]

[Daniel grunts]

Why does every monster we meet want to eat me?

[roars]

[screams]

-[screams] -Hoagie!

Whoa, whoa!

[screaming]

In his face! [laughs]

Way to ditch the stowaway, Daniel.

[screams]

-[Daniel grunts] -[squeals]

Gotcha. [grunts]

We're alive! For real!

Oh, I was totally seeing the light there for a minute.

Maybe don't celebrate just yet.

We're sinking. Fast.

-[gasps] -Whoa!

[roars]

I think we just rang the dinner bell too.

[roaring]

So we get a choice?

Go down with the ship or be monster food. Cool.

[roaring]

[roars, groans]

Hold up, how did you get here in the first place?

We had a teleporting ice-cream truck,

but it's currently parked at the bottom of the ocean.

[laughs] You guys are crazy.

Did Jayce just abandon ship?

[Amphibeasts roaring]

Maybe he's onto something.

The closer they get, the uglier they look.

Yeah, and this is looking real ugly.

[roars]

You should have listened to me and gone back to New York!

-[grunts] -[Amphibeasts roaring]

Hey, you need a lift?

[roaring]

Book it, before we're pet food.

[roaring]

-Come on! Come on! - [beeping]

Anybody got magic jumper cables?

[Jayce] Actually…

[grunts]

[truck engine revving]

We can't teleport with these iguanas on our tail.

Hold tight.

[tires screeching]

[truck engine revving]

-[tires screeching] -[roars]

[metal clanks]

[roaring]

-[tires screeching] -[grunts]

-[roars] -[gasps]

-[grunts] -[all scream]

[opening theme plays]

[opening theme ends]

-[all scream] -[tires screeching]

[Daniel grunts]

[sighs]

[laughs] Slick move, Spellbound.

[grunts] This is making me sick.

[retches]

Man, I can't believe we… [gasps]

…have to get out of here!

I must've hit some old coordinates by mistake.

This is the last place I need to be.

Hold up. I punched these coordinates in.

You were promised my Untrackable. Time to pony up.

The Outpost is where your vault is?

Beats an old mattress.

Kel's a sleaze, but nobody's ever gotten past his high-tech security.

-Uh, somebody did. -While also sneaking in a Dowser.

Why would you ever do that? That's 100% against Tracker Code, man.

Yeah, which is why I was rejousted.

Trust me, it wasn't my plan A. Or B, C, or D.

But it is why Kel legit hates our guts.

And I'm impossible to hate.

Don't sweat it. You're with me now.

That's all Kel needs to know.

Just hang back with Mr. Un-hateable here while we go get the Untrackable.

[gentle music plays]

Wow.

This place is awesome.

How do you get service though?

Well, well, if it isn't my best customer,

Jayce Cha-ching Chinda.

Digging the new look. Horns are very in this season.

Too bad your choice in company is so unfashionable.

The feeling's mutual.

Not you. Them.

Spellbound.

They're with me, Kel.

If you want to keep my family business, you'll leave them alone.

Now, where's my All Seeing Eye of the Cyclops?

Of course. Let me get your Untrackable right away.

Just as soon as Spellbound repays me for my losses.

[grunts]

How much does Daniel owe you?

More than your brother has in the Chinda family vaults, I'm afraid.

Of course, we could always cut a deal.

What do you have in mind, Kel?

[tense music plays]

[doorbell chimes]

This pie tastes like magic. It's decadently light.

Oh, the meringue is so fluffy and airy.

[suspenseful music plays]

[grunts]

Sorry. Didn't see you there.

[sighs] Nobody ever does. I always feel like I'm invisible.

[radio static]

[buttons beeping]

We can get the truck to normal with a little elbow grease.

Yeah, and a séance.

Whatever that jerk did to the truck turned my ice cream sugar-free.

[spits, grunts]

I get it. The truck is weird.

But dude got turned half-demon and stuck in a Soul Box.

Of course his magic's a little off.

[snorts, grunts]

Jayce's magic smells like moldy sushi dog burps.

That bad-smelling magic saved our lives. He's trying to help us.

Au contraire, mon derriere.

He's trying to help you.

And then you two can run off and be happy little Trackers together.

Oh, I get it now. You're jealous.

Yeah, you got me. I'm totally jealous.

[sighs] I want to be human again, like you promised me.

You want to be a human? I have to be a Tracker to make that happen.

Yeah, right, until Horn Head asks you to track something else.

I don't even know where to begin with your spell,

but Jayce is a big-time Tracker.

Maybe we can all figure it out together. We need to trust him.

[tense music plays]

Hello, Daniel.

It's payback time.

What happened? Are we dead? Oh, we're dead.

Did an ogre get us? Did the truck explode? Did I eat tainted ice cream?

Worse.

You cost me a lot of money, you little brat.

But seeing you two get tortured is a price I'm willing to pay.

[grunts] Looks like Jayce sold us out to Kel after all.

You don't know that.

[Hector] Fellow Trackers,

please welcome our guest of honor,

the rejousted ex-Tracker Daniel Spellbound.

[grunts] This is a two-man team, you know.

Yeah? Well, I assume you wouldn't show up at the Cheat Code without an Untrackable.

-Where is it? -Actually, it's more one-man show.

Sorry to spoil the show, but I do have an Untrackable.

[all booing]

All right, then. Submit it for authentication.

Oh, my friend Jayce Chinda has it. Just let me get him and it's yours.

[all laugh]

Jayce Chinda? [laughs]

Oh, kid.

If we hold up for him, we'll be waiting forever.

[laughs] Guy's long dead.

We were just with him. He's alive.

[crowd talks indistinctly]

[sighs] I should have just gone down with the Alchemist Titanic.

This is a real shame.

According to Tracker Code, if you don't have an Untrackable,

you gotta spin…

[all cheer]

…The Wheel of Punishments!

-[all cheer] -[tense music plays]

A hair-raising huckleberry pie for the smooth gentleman.

And a lemon love pie

for a romance guaranteed not to curdle.

Now, this pie is simply electric.

Oh! [chuckles]

Miss Santana.

What a pleasant surprise.

May I offer you our Dowser discount?

[door closes]

I'm more of a cake gal. The only thing I need is Witching Silver.

Please, can you tell me where I could find some?

[laughs]

Witching Silver is very special.

It lets us cast our special food magic. It extends our lives.

It's the essential ingredient to astral project.

And it's for witches only.

I would never tell a Dowser how to get our precious silver.

I just need the silver to help find the Scepter of the Primus.

I'm not here as a Dowser.

Good. That means no one will be looking for you.

It's closing time, right, boys?

[tense music plays]

[laughs]

[crowd chanting] Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!

Cheer up, kid. You might get off easy

with "Hand-feeding the Razor Beaked Devil Birds!"

Oh! Or even "Swim with the manatees." That sounds fun.

That's "Swim with the Man-Eaters."

Oh.

And now, the moment that we've all been waiting for,

Daniel Spellbound, spin that wheel.

[crowd chanting] Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!

Quit stalling. Spin!

[crowd cheering]

[Daniel grunts]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[crowd cheering]

The Tickle Pit doesn't sound so bad.

It's a merciless death trap that no one's ever survived.

[crowd chanting] Tickle Pit! Tickle Pit! Tickle Pit!

[whimpers] Why is this happening to me? I'm not even a Tracker!

All partners, sidekicks, animal friends,

and/or little buddies have to be equally punished.

It's Tracker Code. Right, Claude?

-[crowd cheering] -Tracker Code has so many rules!

Meeting up with you is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

And I've lost an eye, turned into a pig, and ate gas station sushi. [groans]

Hoagie, just remember, there's nothing funny about the Tickle Pit.

Nope. I can't hear you.

[vocalizes]

[both scream]

-[crowd cheering] -[Hector laughs]

[Claude screams]

Not the rule book! I got to rewrite that all by hand!

[all scream, grunt]

[sighs] Never thought my doom would come in theater seating.

Do not get comfy. This is our punishment.

-[Daniel grunts] -[gasps]

[Hoagie yelps]

[laughs]

-Oh no. It's a laughing spell! -[all laugh]

[crowd cheering]

Bets! Place your bets!

Cash only. No IOUs or Gorgon hearts.

What are the odds that they survive?

Zero. We're betting how long they survive. Now, who laughs first?

[crowd cheering]

Ta-da!

[upbeat music plays]

[laughs]

[laughs, gasps]

[laughs]

[cheering]

[grunts]

Keep it together, Hoag.

[laughs] You've seen cat memes funnier than this.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[Claude yelps]

[screams]

[both grunting]

[grunts]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[Pie Maker laughs]

[grunts]

[Pie Maker laughs]

[laughs]

Face it, sugar.

You're not ready to wield the Scepter of the Primus

if you can't even beat little old me.

[laughs]

[all laugh]

[burps]

Oh! [grunts]

Oh, ex-squeeze me!

[all laugh]

[bell dings]

Hoagie, enough!

I can't help it! [laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

Hoagie, knock it off! Now!

[all laugh]

-[laughs] -[grunts]

-[Hoagie laughs] -[grunts]

Get a day job, you hack!

-[Tickle Master laughs] -[all booing]

[laughs]

-Sorry, buddy. -[breathes heavily]

Hoagie, you okay?

Why, Daniel Spellbound,

that might be the first time you've ever actually asked me about myself…

And you're not paying attention.

[chortles, laughs]

[groans]

Nope. Can't deal with that.

[vocalizes]

[laughs]

-[Tickle Master grunts] -[laughs]

[Hoagie bites, grunts]

[Daniel laughs]

[laughs]

-[grunts] -[crowd groans]

-[Hoagie oinks] -[grunts]

[sighs] That was to make me stop laughing, right?

Oh, uh… yes.

They got out of their seats.

I demand a do-over. They have to pay for their crimes.

No rule against fighting back. Don't like that? Take it up with Claude.

[chuckles, grunts]

[laughs]

If pain is the only thing that gets through to you, try this:

All you care about is being a Tracker.

I help you out because I think we're friends.

You really don't care about me! You only put yourself first.

[laughs]

Ow. The truth hurts.

[screams]

[tense music plays]

I never knew you felt like that.

I'm sorry.

Hoagie, you're my best friend.

[rock music plays]

[crowd] Aw.

So, where do we go from here?

[Tickle Master] Ooh-ho-ho!

[upbeat music plays]

Ta-da!

[Tickle Master laughs]

First, we stop this set before he makes us part of his act.

[rock music plays]

[booing]

[laughs]

Keep leading him on!

Always the bait, never the baiter.

-Ooh-ho. [laughs] -[crowd laughs]

[grunts]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[Tickle Master growls]

[grunts]

[laughs]

Heads-up, chuckles.

[grunts]

-[gasps] -[laughing stops]

[upbeat music stops]

[whimpers] Gross!

So, we're leaving this comedy club a seriously bad review, right?

[coughs, clears throat]

[tense music plays]

[bottles breaking]

Telepathy tart, strawberry strength pie…

Ah, here we go.

[bottle rolling]

Where'd she go?

[grunts]

Ooh!

[grunts, groans]

Reveal yourself.

I'm too old for hide-and-seek.

-Oh! -[Lucy] I win.

Your pies really are magic.

Too bad you had to turn this into a crime scene.

Now I have to confiscate evidence.

[groans]

[doorbell chimes]

[doorbell chimes]

[both grunting]

You survived, kid. So, I can't re-punish you.

You still need an Untrackable to be in the clear with us.

Good luck with that.

We'll get it. Even with Jayce selling us out,

you saved us once again.

Thanks, Hoagie.

[tense music plays]

[all gasp]

Jayce? Is that you? The kid said you were alive, but…

[Kel] Oh no.

[grunts] Stop right there, Kel.

This slime locked us in his vault.

So that's where you've been the last few years?

That's where we've been for the last few hours.

We had to fight our way out and use his magic shipping device to get here.

All because he didn't want Daniel to have this.

[all gasp]

I knew it! I told you Jayce was on our side.

[Kel] Spellbound wrecked my showroom.

He brought a Dowser to the Outpost. He broke Tracker Code.

Daniel was telling the truth. He had an authentic Untrackable.

You illegally interfered with Tracker business, Kel.

You know what that means.

Get the wheel ready for spin two!

-[crowd cheers] -No! Not that! I'll do anything.

Double Coupon Wednesdays. Free shipping. A BOGO sale.

[crowd cheers]

[clears throat] Aren't you forgetting something?

[sighs]

And now, pursuant to Tracker Code,

you're officially un-rejousted.

-Uh, wouldn't that just be jousted? -Sure. Whatever.

Means you can officially be a Tracker again.

I can't believe you did this for me, Jayce.

Hey, I told you I would. I got you.

[groans]

Well, and now that you're back in the Guild,

I can officially request your help.

What's the job?

Restarting magic's Golden Age.

We're going to be the Trackers who open the Coffer of the Spellbounds.

It's the only thing that can heal me, Daniel.

And it's now or never.

I knew it! Jayce comes blowing back, and it's all about Tracking again.

No, Hoagie, hold up.

You'll always put Tracking ahead of me. Just forget it!

I quit.

Hoagie!

[tense music plays]

[closing theme music plays]

[closing theme music ends]

[robot whirring]