All language subtitles for Young.Sheldon.S05E15

Previously on young Sheldon...

- I'm Georgie.
- Mandy.

How about while this runs,
I take you to dinner?

- How old are you?
- Do not say 17.

Twenty-one.

- Well, funny seeing you here.
- I'm just taking a little dinner break.

- Here we go. Two margaritas.
- I love their margaritas.

- Well, this was fun.
- It was for me. Nice meeting you.

I don't want to get ahead of myself,

but the strength of the temperature
deviations is looking rather spicy.

- How spicy?
- Five microkelvin.

When should we publish?

Not yet.
There's only a three sigma significance.

It needs to be higher.

That'll require
a much more robust signal.

- And you know what that means.
- Road trip to the super telescope?

- Road trip to the super telescope, baby.
- When are we leaving?

Oh, right. You.

So far, the data is extremely promising.

Five microkelvin.

Huh. Well, you seem excited, so, cool.

We just need budget approval

to travel to the radio telescope
in the Davis mountains.

- Fine by me.
- Yes!

On to more pressing matters.
Does Sheldon Cooper have to come?

Shouldn't he? He is part of the team.

But isn't there some rule
against minors traveling?

- No.
- Can there be?

It's better for the project
if he's out there in the field with you.

But isn't it better for his education
if he stays here in class?

Oh, I think that a trip like this could
be very educational in its own way.

Hmm. You just don't want him
round here bugging you.

Winner, winner,
he's-going-with-you dinner.

Hey there.

- You're Georgie's friend, right?
- Yeah. Mandy. Hi.

- You grew up around here?
- I did. Yeah.

And then I moved to San Antonio
for a while after college.

- After college?
- Yep. A&m.

Then I got an internship
at good morning San Antonio.

- Uh-oh.
- Then I worked my way up

to do the morning weather report.

- Hey, y'all.
- Well, speak of the devil.

- What's going on, ladies?
- Just getting to know Mandy here.

Yeah, I was telling her
about San Antonio.

Oh, she's from Texas.
She knows all about that stuff.

- Anyways, I'll let you get back to work.
- Well, I'll leave you two kids be.

And listen to me,
calling you young adults kids,

Like you were still
teenagers or something.

I wish.

- Mom, can I have your AAA card?
- Why?

I need to order a triptik
for my road trip to fort Davis.

Who said you could go to fort Davis?

- President hagemeyer.
- Well, I didn't say you could go.

It's fine. I'll be with
Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter.

- For how long?
- Three days.

- And they're okay with this?
- Why wouldn't they be?

- No reason.
- Hmm.

Just the same,
I'm gonna check in with them.

- In the meantime, can I call AAA?
- Can it please wait?

The card is in my purse.

You're what guys call a keeper.

- Mandy seems nice.
- She's all right.

- Things getting serious?
- I don't know. Why?

Just wondering when you were
gonna tell her your real age.

Age ain't nothing but a number.

Yeah, well, her number's
way bigger than your number.

- You ain't never lied about your age?
- I'm a lady. Different rules.

It's not a big deal.
We're just having fun.

Yeah, well,
before you have too much fun,

you better tell her.

That sounds less fun.

Welcome to being an adult. It sucks.

- Dr. Linkletter, Mary Cooper.
- Ah, Mrs. Cooper.

I assume this is about
the upcoming trip,

and perhaps your very understandable
reluctance to let Sheldon come.

I have to admit,
I do have some concerns.

As you should. So you're saying
you prefer he not go with us?

- But he'd be so disappointed.
- Not more disappointed than me.

So, you feel good about him going?

Only if you feel good about it.
You're his parent.

I'm just an absent-minded academic
who's never had children.

Come on now.

You've been such a great help
looking after him at college.

Yes, but college isn't
the same as three days in a Van.

Hmm. Sheldon can be a nervous traveler.

Ah, sounds like
you don't want him to go.

No, I do want him to go.

I just want to make sure that
you and Dr. Sturgis are okay with it.

We're okay with it,
if you're okay with it.

If you're okay with it,
I'm okay with it.

Then it would seem
we're both okay with it.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Oh, he's gonna be so happy.

Uh-huh.

- You ready for your road trip?
- Yes. I'm plotting bathroom breaks.

It's tricky because I'm not sure
how frequently Dr. Linkletter

and Dr. Sturgis need to urinate.

- Maybe I should call them.
- Ooh, iwouldn't.

You ask old guys about their bladder,
you're in for a long conversation.

What's with the maps?

I'm going with Dr. Sturgis
and Dr. Linkletter

to a radio telescope
in the Davis mountains.

Of course you are.

- Pmmem?
- Nope.

He gets to do whatever he wants

and I'm not even allowed
to go to the beach with my friends.

- It's just a school trip.
- It's fine.

Huh. Says here fort stockton is home to
the world's largest roadrunner statue,

which is the stuff of nightmares.

But they do have a restroom.

- Can I talk to you?
- Am I in trouble?

No. It's about a girl.

Oh. You're in trouble. Yeah, sure.

I'm not really in trouble.

I'm just dating this girl
and she's a little older than me.

What's the problem?

She doesn't exactly know
how much older than me she is.

- How much older is she?
- Like, ten years.

- But she's blond and she's really hot.
- Oh, that doesn't matter.

If you're lying to her, that's not okay.

Hold on.

You're saying if you were my age
and dating this hot girl,

you'd tell her the truth
and blow your chances?

Well, that's not
the question you asked me.

So what would you really do?

She married?

- Nope.
- She got kids?

- Nope.
- I don't see the problem.

- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

You're like the son I never wanted.

Hey, I know I don't work here anymore,
but could I use this office tonight?

- No.
- Fine.

Did you used to?

You might want to pace yourself.

Our next rest stop
isn't for another 62 miles.

If anyone needs to go before that,
I've got a trucker's buddy in back.

- What's that?
- A bottle you urinate in.

I'm sorry. Are we the donner party?

Societal norms
are different on road trips.

Normally, I don't eatjunk food,
but here, it's tradition.

I'm not even sure what a chicharron is.

It's the deep-fried skin of a pig.

That seems like something
they should say on the bag.

How about some music?

No one likes music.
How about a car game?

Ooh, I have a fun one
where I say a formula

and then you have to say another formula

starting with the last letter
or number that I said.

So, for example, if I said,
"x equals negative b plus or minus..."

Music it is.

I'm sorry
I can't help out on driving duty.

You really never learned?

I got my permit, but I've never
been comfortable behind the wheel.

That's a shame.

I do enjoy the tranquility
of the open road.

I find it produces a zen-like calm.

You know what else is calming?
A fun car game.

How about this?
We'll count out-of-state license plates.

- First one to 100 wins.
- Not as fun as mine, but very well.

- Um... ooh, Oklahoma...
- Silently.

- Hey. Is your mom home?
- Church.

- Mm. What are you up to?
- Nothing.

- Put your shoes on.
- Why?

Let's you and me go do something fun.

Something I think is fun
or something you think is fun?

Something we both think it's fun.
Come on. Get in the truck.

You're gonna teach me how to drive?

- No.
- You sure?

It would just make
me feel so much better

about all the stuff Sheldon gets to do.

You're not driving.

I would seriously love you so much
if I could drive...

Stop it.

At what age do guys
stop acting like idiots?

- Oh, no. What did I do now?
- Not you.

Georgie's dating an older woman,
and he's lying about his age.

Oh. That rascal.

You already knew.

- You don't know what I know.
- I see it in your face.

Fine. He asked for my advice.

Well, I hope you told him
that he has to come clean.

- I did.
- Sounds like there's a "but" on the way.

But then he asked me
what I would have done.

- Dale...
- You don't know all the facts.

What are the facts?

He said that she was blond and hot.

And that makes it okay to lie?

At my age, no. At his age...

Does it go straight
like this for a while?

It's Texas. It goes straight like this
for the rest of our lives.

You thinking of giving it a try?

Well, there aren't any cars around.

Uh, seems like a good place to practice.

Excellent. I could use a break.

This is exciting. I'm all a-tingle.

You are not peeing in a bottle.

Here we are.

- Red lobster?
- You love this place.

- Holy moly.
- It's good, huh?

Unbelievable.

Yeah, when I was, like, eight.

Well, come on. We had our first
daddy-daughter date here.

Oh, my god.
Don't ever call it that again.

What?

I have friends who come here
on actual dates. They might see us.

I thought it would be nice.

Can we please go anywhere else?

Fine.

You know they have
those cheddar biscuits.

- Dad.
- Fine.

I'm doing it. This is going quite well.

Feel free to pick up the pace.
A butterflyjust passed us.

- Well, what's the speed limit?
- Seventy-five.

And I'm going ten.

I'll pick up the pace.

Speaking of slow moving transportation,

did you know that the slowest
express train in the world

is the glacier express in Switzerland?

I spent a month in Switzerland at cern.

Oh, no. I hit an armadillo.

- So? Just keep driving.
- No, I can't. I have to check on it.

- Is he hoping it's alive or dead?
- Alive.

Ugh.

Oh, no. What have I done?

- It's still moving.
- Like we should be. Let's go.

We need a box and a towel.

We don't need a coffin.
The birds will eat it.

It's to keep it safe until we find help.

John, these animals
carry all kinds of diseases.

That's what the towel is for.

This is Texas. Armadillo roadkill
is practically the state animal.

So where you wanna go?

I am up for anything.

I was thinking the bar,
but I go there so much.

What about a movie?

Or we could just go back to your place.

Oh. That... that would be amazing.

Amazing's a lot of pressure,
but I'll give it a shot.

Listen. When I said I moved out of
my parents' place, that was true,

but I'm kind of living in their garage.

Well, my parents are in the bedroom
next to mine,

so it's your place or nothing.

My place works.

Don't get bitten.
I'm not wrapping you in a towel, too.

I'm just giving it water.

Okay, there's a firehouse 28 miles away.

I bet they can help.

I was thinking
we'd leave it on their doorstep.

This isn't a joke.

I injured this creature, so I have to
take care of it. Do you understand?

Yes, sir.

Well, it's not lobster,
but at least your friends won't see us.

- Sorry.
- It's okay.

- You're just getting older.
- I guess.

I'm sure I was a jackass
to my parents, too.

Hey.

- How's your burger?
- So good.

It is pretty good.

Maybe this could be our new spot
for daddy-daughter dates.

- Please stop saying that.
- What? Daddy-daughter dates?

- Yes.
- Hmm. Okay.

What would you like me
to call our daddy-daughter dates?

You're so annoying.

This isn't exactly the firehouse
I was expecting.

- Are minors allowed in here?
- No one should be allowed in here.

I'm sure they have a phone we can use.
Excuse me, barkeep?

- Could we get some help over here?
- Don't say "barkeep."

Y'all must be lost.

Oh, we're not lost.
You can't get lost with a AAA triptik.

I mean, I don't know where
you're trying to be, but this ain't it.

- Message received. We'll be on our way.
- Please.

We have an injured armadillo
that needs medical assistance.

You brought that filthy thing
into my bar?

And now we're taking it out. Let's go.

If we could just use your phone.

Look, you seem like nice folk,
but Yankees ain't popular around here.

- I suggest you be on your way.
- Sorry to have troubled you.

- Let's go.
- Excuse me.

My colleagues may be from the north,

but for your information,
I am a texan, born and bred.

I know that real chili has no beans

and when my meemaw says,
"bless your heart,"

she means something very different.

Now my friend here is in need of help.

And since our state motto
is literally friendship,

may he please use your phone?

Well, dang.

And could I trouble you
for a yellow pages?

Oh, boy.

Oh, Georgie. So disappointed in you.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. Very okay.

Tell her before things go too far.

Would you leave the kid alone?
He's just having some fun.

He's lying and she deserves to know.

Just let it go.

No. He's feeling guilty
and he's gonna do the right thing.

Connie, the second that girl's shirt
comes off, it's game over.

No, my grandson has more integrity
than you're giving him credit...

Amazing.

Phew. Boy, am I stuffed.

You know, if you're too full to drive,
I could help.

- You're not driving my truck.
- Come on. Just here in the parking lot.

- No.
- Please, daddy.

I know what you're doing.

Creating memories
that'll last a lifetime?

- Okay. Foot on the brake.
- Which one's that?

- Oh, boy. The one on the left.
- Got it.

All right.

Now, pull the shifter toward you
and then down to d, like this. Here.

All right?
Now, the most important step...

Do not ever
tell your mother we did this.

I'm not an idiot. Let's go.

Now, take your foot off the brake,
and gently put it on the...

I'm driving.

I know you're a human hospital,

but the animal hospital
isn't answering their phone.

Well, is there a doctor
who has a soft spot for pets?

Maybe a nurse with pictures
of cats on her desk?

- You can hang up the phone, John.
- Why?

I think you know why.

Thank you for your time.

- Well, that's a shame.
- I'm sorry.

It's just an armadillo, right?

It didn't seem that way
to you in the Van.

I know it's silly,

but when I saw it lying there
all bald and helpless,

I thought, "that's gonna be me one day."

That is the most damn
depressing thing I have ever heard.

The end of life
does tend to be depressing.

In New Orleans, they embrace
the tradition of a jazz funeral,

where the deceased
are celebrated through music.

That's true.

Barkeep, do you happen to have
any dixieland jazz on the jukebox

to celebrate the life of an armadillo?

Y'all need to leave now.

After a quick burial behind the bar,

we were back on the road.

Dr. Sturgis tried to find some
appropriate music for a proper sendoff.

Three Christian talk shows
and a whole lot of static later,

he settled on what he declared
the dixieland jazz of west Texas.

Mariachi.

Vaya con dios, armadillo.

Vaya con dios.