All language subtitles for Young.Sheldon.S05E01

You apologize to your brother
right this second.

Previously on young Sheldon...

Why do you always take his side?
I hate this family.

I was handling it, till you came
and bulldozed right over me.

Sheldon was upset.

This isn't about Sheldon.

It's about you thinking
you're always right.

Where are you going?

- I'm running away.
- But I'm coming with you.

You really wanna start this up again?

Oh, really? You know I wanna spend
my evening getting yelled at

by my daughter and my son and my wife.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.

Because you never bothered to ask.

Hi, George.

Oh. Hey, Brenda.

You want some company?

Sure.

And missy started tearing
everybody a new one,

'cause her little boyfriend
broke up with her.

Poor thing.

But good training for when
her husband dumps her one day.

I'm sorry about that.

You know what, the truth is
it was over a while ago.

It happens.

But hey, he's got the kids tonight,
and ladies drink half price,

so let's pretend I'm a lady.

Yes, ma'am.

You look like you could use
a shot with that beer.

Shots?

- I got school in the morning.
- Aw.

I didn't realize we were
both here for ladies' night.

Can we get some shots over here?

How am I supposed to compete
with a seventh grader?

Mom won't even let me shave my legs.

Can we please go home?

You can, I'm not.

As we've established, woods very scary,
me very scared.

Then I guess you're here
until the sun comes up.

So I'll be able to see
what kills me? Pass.

Can you at least go back to complaining
about boys, so I can get some sleep?

We licked the same ring pop once,
it's like it meant nothing.

You were a cheerleader?

Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't
know it to look at me now.

Don't say that, I could totally
see you on top of that pyramid.

Oh, I was on the bottom,
and you know it.

But at least I could fill out a sweater.

You and me both, sister.

Oh!

I love skynyrd.

You know what? I saw them play Dallas.

You're kidding, what year?

I just got kicked outta beauty school.

So I guess... '76?

I was at that show.

Stop it.

Nazareth opened!

Oh, my god, they did.

They did.

Small world.

Yeah.

You wanna dance?

Me? No.

- Come on.
- No.

- There are people here.
- Well...

What if we go some place else?

What do you have in mind?

Herschel does have the kids.

Oh, god. I'm sorry.

That was over the line...

You okay?

George?

Hello?

Mary, it's Brenda.

George is in the hospital.

Why? What's going on?

I'm not sure, the paramedics
think it might be his heart.

Is he okay?

I don't know.
The doctors are with him now.

All right. I'll be there
as soon as I can. Bye.

Georgie?

Kids, put your clothes on, we...

And now, I'm going to
need a new notebook.

'Cause mine has "missy and Marcus
forever" written all over it.

Jeez!

Less monkey,

more Clint.

There we go.

Hello.

Are the kids with you?

No, why?

George is in the hospital
and the kids are missing.

What's wrong with George?

Something with his heart.
I don't know what to do.

Okay. Okay. Uh...

You go to the hospital,
and I'll go over to the house

and see if I can find the kids.

Thank you.

You think they might be with Georgie?

I don't know where he is, either.

You sure your boss isn't gonna show up?

Yeah, but not positive.

So let's keep this train on the tracks.

Aren't you gonna check that?

Nope.

But what if it's an emergency?

It's not.

I'll turn this off.

Dadgummit...

Is he gonna be okay?

You know as much as I do.
Now help me find the kids.

I'm on it.
I have an idea where they went.

Great. And where are you, by the way?

Uh... at work.

This time of night? Why?

Gotta find the kids.

Brenda, have you heard anything?

Not yet.

Oh. What happened?

Um, I ran into George at the bar,

and next thing I know,
he started having chest pains.

Thank the lord, you were there with him.

I really didn't do anything.

Don't say that.

Who knows what would have happened
if you hadn't been there?

Yeah.

Missy?

Sheldon!

What the hell!

You scared me!

You scared me!

Everyone scared me!

Dad's in the hospital. We gotta go.

Is he okay?

I don't know.

Come on.

Mrs. Cooper,
your husband's gonna be okay.

Oh! Praise the lord.

It was mild angina pectoris.

We're gonna keep him for observation,

but he's awake
and you could see him now.

Thank you, doctor.

Um...

Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here.
You go see George.

What? No, you might have saved his life.
He's gonna wanna thank you.

- That's nice, but I think it's best...
- Brenda...

I insist.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Come on.

Hey.

Look who I have with me.

Hey, George.

Brenda.

Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?

No, just... excited to see you.

Hey, good news.

Your dad's doing okay
and should be home in a couple of days.

Thank god.

Thank modern medicine.

All right, you two try
and get some sleep, okay?

Meemaw...

Do you think I gave dad a heart attack?

What?

No... this isn't your fault.

I was really mean to him.

I was mean to him as well.

What I did so much worse.

That is true.
When we're receiving our punishment,

they should really let you have it.

Okay. Y'all go to sleep.

But I was just an accomplice.

- It wouldn't be fair if we got equal...
- Sleep.

My meemaw didn't understand.

When I was feeling anxious,

it was rules and structure
that I found soothing.

Not to mention the relaxing melody
of the Star Trek theme song.

Stop that.

As soon as I'm soothed.

Bad enough they rolled me out
in a wheelchair I didn't need,

you could've let me drive.

You got winded getting in the car.

You heard that, huh?

Should we talk about
what happened the other night?

What happened the other night?

Us having that huge fight.

Oh, that.

Forget it.

How can I?

It was a bad night.

I say best thing is to put it
in the rearview mirror.

Oh, I would love that.

Done.

The other night never happened.

Thank you.

And up next,

we got a two-fer
of lynyrd skynyrd coming at you.

Could use a little peace and quiet.

With my father home from the hospital,

my mother had instructed us
to let him relax.

And what could be more relaxing
than a spirited discussion

of societal rules and morality?

Dad?

What's up?

I'm struggling with an ethical crisis.

Be a kid, quit struggling.

Missy and I broke
a lot of rules the other night,

and we've received no punishment.

Buddy, it's been a rough week.

We're just glad you're both safe.

But in the absence of a divine being,

society's rules are what keeps
a person's morality in check.

Well, there you go.

No, you're not following me.

If actions have no repercussion,
society breaks down.

Everything devolves into chaos.

You might be overthinking this.

I thought so, too.

Then I thought about it, and I'm not.

Sheldon, you had one bad night.
Just let it go.

But I did something wrong,
and I got away with it.

That's not okay.

Buddy_.

Socrates maintained that
the man who lies to himself

has an enemy living within.

He's not even a person.

He's just a chaos of selfish desires
wrapped in an animal hide.

Hey, pastor Jeff is here.
You up for some company?

You bet. Gotta talk to the pastor, git.

Hey, George. Sheldon.

Excuse me, I have to "git."

I just wanted to bring by

some get well cards
from the kids at Sunday school.

Isn't that sweet.

Some interesting spellings
of the name "George."

My favorites are "gorge,"

and "garage."

Now you tell the kids
that coach gorge appreciates it.

Will do.

You want to sit?

I'm not going to stay long.

I just want to pray over you a little
and let you get some rest.

Oh. Okay, sure.

Lord, I thank you for George Cooper,

and pray that you heal him
from the inside out.

This is a good man, a family man,

a devoted father,
and a faithful husband.

Bless him and everything he does. Amen.

Heck yes, amen!

Hello.

Everything okay?

I'm having a moral quandary,
and I could really use your help.

Oh. Moral quandaries,
I hate those. Shoot.

You're the least moral person I know.
How do you live with yourself?

I'm about to
shut this door in your face.

See, other people would be
kind to a child in need.

That's why I came to you.

Okay, fine. What do you want?

I'm confused as to how
to go about my business

after misbehaving
and not being punished.

And where do I come in?

You tell lies, you gamble,
you have quite the potty mouth,

and yet you never seem
to pay a price for any of it.

Well, when you're cute like me,
rules are just a little different.

That would also explain the endless
parade of romantic partners.

Are you leaving
because you have a man in there?

No!

Hmm.

Although she would lie about it.
So, who knows?

Yeah?

Can I talk to you?

Of course.

What's up?

I feel really bad about the other day.

I was so mean to you.

Don't worry about it.

But you were just trying to help

and then I yelled at you
and then you had a heart attack.

That had nothing to do with you.

We don't know that.

Hey. Hey, come here.

I'm so sorry.

Shh.

How you doing with all that stuff?

You mean Marcus?

You don't have to talk about it
if you don't want to.

It's okay.

So what happened?

You're not going to believe this,

but he was hanging out
with another girl behind my back.

Oh, well...

Maybe they're just friends.

Heather m. Saw them
holding hands at the roller rink.

Does that sounds like friends to you?

Well... no.

Are all boys liars?

Uh... no.

I mean, how could he do this to me?

I thought I could trust him.

Did he think I wouldn't find out?

You know what, kiddo, I think it's time
for daddy to take his heart pills.

I'm glad we talked.

Oh. Me, too. Me, too.

Hey.

I just wanted to let you know I invited
Brenda over for a big thank you dinner.

Oh.

Terrific.

What are you doing?

Trying to fix this radio.

Should you be doing that
with a weak heart?

I'm just sitting here.

You look a little sweaty.

What do you want?

I'm gonna go hang out with jana.

Just wanted to make sure
you're doing okay.

Hold on.

Are you worried
I'm gonna have a heart attack

and interrupt private time
with your girlfriend?

Yes.

At least you're honest.

Glad you think so. Bye.

See ya.

Psst. George.

What's up?

How you doing?

Hanging in.

So, is it weird?
Me coming over for dinner?

What do you mean?

You know exactly what I mean.

Brenda, I had a lot to drink that night.

I don't remember much.

You don't?

No, I do not.

Okay.

I guess I don't, either.

Great.

See you at dinner.

Mmm-hmm.

I still don't understand

why you'd rather work here
than be a physicist.

I'm enjoying the change of pace,

and they let me take home
all the expired food I want.

So what brings you here?

Well, I did something wrong
and yet I've received no punishment.

What's my incentive to behave morally

if the rules of society
aren't being enforced?

Reminds me of the ring of gyges.

I'm not familiar with the ring of gyges.

Oh, it's a delightful brain teaser.

Plato asked the question,

if you could wear a ring
that made you invisible,

what would prevent you from committing
the most horrendous crimes?

Sounds an awful lot
like the ring of Sauron

in the lord of the rings.

I'm not familiar with
the lord of the rings.

Oh, it's a delightful series of
fantasy books, in which there's a ring

that makes the wearer invisible
but also leads to moral corruption.

Whoa!

Perhaps you should read Plato
and I should read the lord of the rings.

You should really start with the hobbit.

What's a hobbit?

It's a race of short humanoids
who live in Burrows and have hairy feet.

Oh!

I've been called that,
but I never knew what it was.

The ancient secrets of
the mystic tarot foreshadow your future.

If you dare to discover your destiny...

Hello?

Hey, Brenda.

Your mind holds
limitless power...

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Well, we'll have to
pick another day, then.

Okay. Feel better.

Bye.

Right place and the
right time and doing the right thing.

What's going on?

Brenda can't make it to dinner.
She's not feeling well.

Oh, that's too bad.

I'll make her a plate,
run it over later.

I can bring that, if you want.

You sure?

Yeah, I was a little out of it
at the hospital.

I really wanna say thanks.

That'd be nice.

Ooh! I'm in time for dinner.

Good. 'Cause I have
worked up an appetite.

Mary wanted to send over some food
since you weren't feeling well.

Thank you.

Can we talk a minute?

Look, I'm sorry about earlier.

It's okay.

I understand.

I don't want this to be weird.

We're neighbors.

You and my wife are friends.
Your kids aren't here, right?

So we're neighbors,
you and my wife are friends.

- That's why it's weird, George.
- But nothing actually happened.

There's no reason to feel guilty.

Okay.

I mean, did we have
too much to drink? Sure.

Did we talk about going home
from the bar together?

Okay. I'm sorry about that.

Don't need to apologize,
'cause we didn't go.

All we did was have a nice time
in a public place.

Is there anything wrong with that?

- Kinda feels like it.
- Yeah, it does feel like it.

Why does it feel like it?

Maybe...

Because it was nice to talk
to someone and feel special.

It was.

Maybe you should go.

- I should go.
- Thanks for stopping by.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, all right-y.

In the face of a chaotic world,

we all seek comfort in different ways.

Some turn to a higher power.

Lord, please protect my family.

Keep them in your hands.

All my cares, all my worries,
all my fears for them.

Some take refuge in fictitious worlds.

My congratulations, captain.
A dazzling display of logic.

You didn't think I had it in me,
did you, Spock?

No, sir.

So great.

And one person I know
relied on lighter fluid and a match.

That's right, burn.

What are you doing?

Moving on.

From what?