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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,543 Snoring and whilstling 2 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,262 Snoring continues 3 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,140 coughing and yawning 4 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,894 laughing and snoring 5 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,646 Woody mumbles sleepily: Wood. 6 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,939 He smacks lips 7 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,067 peanut butter, oh yeah, peanut butter. 8 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,860 I love peanut butter. 9 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,195 Loud rumbling 10 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,156 huh? Did you hear that? 11 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,784 Yeah, me too! Better go check it out. 12 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,912 Man rasps: Yeah, no poachin'. 13 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,759 Whooshing of air 14 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,722 crackling 15 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,310 shh! 16 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,939 What ya gotta eat them damn things for anyway? 17 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,041 You're gonna rot your teeth. 18 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,986 Poachers! In my forest! This oughta be fun. Game on. 19 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,613 He laughs wildly 20 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,366 hello, boys! Guess who? 21 00:01:56,617 --> 00:02:00,245 What in the hell kinda bird is that? He sure is angry about somethin'. 22 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,789 Nate: Well, he ain't no eagle 23 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:06,877 but somebody will surely pay to have it stuffed. 24 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,922 Guns, oh no! Whatever will I do? 25 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,135 Toro, toro, o/é/ 26 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,971 come on! That the best ya got? 27 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,096 Shoofl 28 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,391 over here now! 29 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:29,358 Nice shot. Now let's try this with a moving target. 30 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:31,276 Nate: Reload. Reload. Reload. 31 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,070 Woody: Yoo—hoo! Lookin' for me? 32 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,155 Whoa. Too slow. Gotta go. 33 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,742 Nate: Over there. There he is. — Marco... Polo! 34 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,830 Peek—a—boo! Over here! — Nate: Gotcha 35 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:47,626 ok, boys, you got me fair and square. I give up... 36 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,795 Not! 37 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:53,799 Nighty—night, boys. 38 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,425 Did ch—you...? 39 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,470 Choo. 40 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,553 He groans 41 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,641 and I'm the one with the brain the size of a walnut? 42 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,767 P—lease! 43 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:14,111 Woody laughs 44 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:30,127 Clapping 45 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,795 workers: Speech! Speech! Speech! 46 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,631 Alright, alright, alright, alright. Now raise your glasses 47 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,634 and here's to our victory and here's to our team. 48 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,888 Barb, come on in. Join the party. — actually, Lance, we need to talk. 49 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:43,932 Lance: Terminated? 50 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,227 I just won a case for this firm worth millions and I'm being terminated? 51 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,314 And another thing, since when do we need to be 52 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,525 so overly concerned with the rights of wildlife? 53 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,734 Wildlife don't vote. 54 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,531 Wildlife don't pay taxes! Big oil creates big jobs. 55 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,718 When's the last time you ever saw a bear create a job? 56 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,742 I... — tablet beeps 57 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,870 Barb, come on! 58 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,332 15 years of busting my butt for this firm 59 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,919 not to mention the biggest case you've ever won 60 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,588 and you're gonna fire me? 61 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,174 Vanessa: Fwed? 62 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,676 They can't do that. 63 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,012 Actually, turns out they can. 64 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,805 She scoffs — we will sue. 65 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,391 Sue one of the toughest law firms in the country? 66 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,225 Not a great idea. 67 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,979 Don't worry, baby. I got a plan. 68 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,816 Are you going to smear them on social media? 69 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,777 I was thinking something a little more mature. 70 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,068 Oh. 71 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:41,114 My grandfather left me an amazing piece of property 72 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,616 right up near the Canadian border. 73 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,911 We're going to create a country estate. 74 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,956 Look at me. Look what I'm wearing. I... I can't. I'm a city girl. 75 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,667 We're not gonna live in it; We're gonna flip it. 76 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,129 Take a huge profit. I'm gonna start my own firm. 77 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,507 Success is the best revenge. 78 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,260 Nate: No... nope. Mm. — Otis: That's it! 79 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,613 That's the one we saw! — ooh! Uh 80 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:08,975 "the... the pileated red—crowned woodpecker. Thought to be extinct." 81 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,812 Ah, "last one sold on the black market for..." 82 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,397 He splutters look at this 83 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,109 500,000 dollars. 84 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,112 Otis: Holy moly! I could buy me that blue suede tux... 85 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,031 Or one of them monster trucks. 86 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,285 All I know is that bird is out there in the woods some place 87 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,579 just waitin' for us to bag it. 88 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:38,505 Ah, home sweet home, and no one around to bother me! 89 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,636 He burps loudly 90 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,893 This is gonna be great. 91 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,080 I gotta tell ya, this is the first time in along time 92 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,584 I'm actually excited about something. 93 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,847 She gasps: Careful! — knocking 94 00:05:58,733 --> 00:05:59,776 oh. 95 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,071 Lance, look who's here. 96 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,034 Linda, what a nice surprise. 97 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,579 May we come in? — course. 98 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,040 Hey, Tommy, how you doin', bud? 99 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,084 Lance sighs 100 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,340 Linda: My dad is in the hospital. — oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 101 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,135 I always liked your dad, even though he hates my guts. 102 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,970 He doesn't hate your guts. 103 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,806 No, he told me. He actually said, “I hate your guts... 104 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,450 It's a little hard to misinterpret that. 105 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:34,227 Look, I'm leaving on a flight to Philadelphia at ten o'clock. 106 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,022 I need your help. I need you to watch Tommy for a while. 107 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,481 Lance: Uh... 108 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:43,987 I... if this were any other time, I would be happy to help 109 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,697 but this is not any other time. 110 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,384 Loud rock music from headphones — Linda: I'm sorry my dad didn't ask 111 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,911 if it was convenient for you before he had a stroke. 112 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,246 Lance: We're leaving first thing in the morning 113 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,890 starting construction on a big project. 114 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,835 Can't you just take him with you? — no. I have a family crisis. 115 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,004 You hardly ever see your son. 116 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,508 It is time for you to step up to the plate and do your part. 117 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,553 You know what, I am sorry, Linda, the timing is just really bad. 118 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,723 I can't do it. I'm sorry. I would like to help you, but I can't 119 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:12,849 and that's final. 120 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:16,311 My hands were tied. You saw that. — yeah, I know, but... 121 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,772 I'm not a kid person... 122 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,566 Even when I was a kid. 123 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,109 Loud rock music from headphones 124 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,986 ♪ we 're gonna show ♪ 125 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,240 ♪ everthing that I'm dead into ♪ 126 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,785 ♪ we 're gonna be... ♪ 127 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:37,165 Tommy imitates drums with mouth 128 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,919 I need a xanny. I feel a migraine coming on. 129 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,383 Lance: Hey, Tommy. 130 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,679 Tommy, take off your headphones, please. 131 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,766 Look, it's not that I don't appreciate the drumming 132 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:55,892 because it's... 133 00:07:56,685 --> 00:08:01,272 Awesome, but can you maybe drop it down a few decibels, please? 134 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,942 Fine. I won't play ever again. 135 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,902 Happy now, Lance? 136 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,489 Lance? What happened to dad? 137 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,241 I know you don't want me here. 138 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,619 The only kid you want in your life is your girlfriend. 139 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,789 You know what? Vanessa is not a kid. She's much... 140 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,459 Much older—ish than you are. Hey... 141 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,170 Look, your mom's right. 142 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,842 We haven't had a chance to spend much time together lately, so... 143 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:33,555 Why don't you just look at this trip as a opportunity to bond. 144 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,183 Loud rock music through headphones 145 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:39,894 good talking. 146 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,578 Lance: Well, we are here. 147 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,082 By here, do you mean, the middle of nowhere? 148 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,333 Just wait 'til you see it. 149 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,218 Ah, come on. Would you just look at this! — Vanessa: Argh! Ee! 150 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,930 Pristine, untouched. 151 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,101 I cannot wait to get a bulldozer in here and start building. 152 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,145 Pretty exciting, huh, bud? 153 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,521 Yay. 154 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,647 I'm telling you, baby 155 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:28,610 if a house on this site does not quadruple our investment 156 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,693 I don't know what will. 157 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:30,904 Come on, lemme show you. 158 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,697 Vanessa: Uh, Lance, these shoes... 159 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,699 Baby, wait, my shoes are not made for that! 160 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,410 Lance: Ok, so the front door is gonna be somewhere about here 161 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,538 and then... boom! 162 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,209 Two—story vaulted ceilings, stunning view of the river 163 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,669 opens up to a state—of—the—art kitchen. 164 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,422 Tommy: Awesome! — I know. Right? 165 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,091 I'm getting five bars! 166 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,968 Five bars, uh, that is awesome. 167 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,970 Ah! 168 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:57,889 Lance: Let's go! 169 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,934 This place really needs to be fumigated. 170 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,061 Woody: Ooh—hoo—hoo—hoo! 171 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,939 Oh, campers, how do I love thee? 172 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,440 Let me count the ways. 173 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:11,736 There's granola bars, corn chips, ice cream, snack cakes, corn nuts 174 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,279 etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 175 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,417 Intriguing music 176 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,114 Dramatic music 177 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,494 Grill's ready. 178 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,793 Don't you dare post that. — Tommy: Too late. 179 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,672 Hashtag epic dad grill fail. 180 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,758 Oh, it is so coffee o'clock. 181 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,154 Lance: Will you make me a double macchiato, please? 182 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,012 Sure, dear. 183 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,638 Car horn honks 184 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,060 hi, there. 185 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,228 Hey, welcome. 186 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,815 You must be Ben Walters' grandson. 187 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:32,774 How'd you know that? 188 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,826 Cos you look exactly like him, spittin' image. 189 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,864 You knew my grandfather? — he came up every summer. 190 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,241 Taught me how to fish on this river. 191 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,619 No kidding. 192 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,120 Shoot, where are my manners? 193 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,497 I'm Sam bartlett, park ranger in charge of the state land 194 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,666 that surrounds your property. — Lance Walters. 195 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,919 This is my fiancée, Vanessa. — hi. 196 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,505 That's my son Tommy, the mythical half—boy, half smart—phone. 197 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,090 Game sound effects 198 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,717 just swung by on my rounds. 199 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,928 We've had a problem with bird poachers in the area 200 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:03,014 so if you see anyone suspicious, please, lemme know. 201 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,267 Will do. — I hear you're building a house up here. 202 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,269 Breaking ground tomorrow. You wanna see it? 203 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,856 Drum roll 204 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,319 it's... very blue. 205 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,405 5000 square feet and every amenity. 206 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,532 And I'm decorating it. 207 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,867 Yeah, you are. 208 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,704 5000 square feet for three people? Hope you won't be cramped. 209 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,666 Oh, no, well, we're not building it to live in. I mean... 210 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,086 Live here? Ugh, get real. She laughs 211 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,296 it's an investment property. We're gonna flip it. 212 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:39,384 I see. Don't you think it'll kind of overwhelm the landscape? 213 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,220 Lance: Got government land on all sides. 214 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:46,099 Yeah. Not like there are any neighbours to complain. 215 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,394 All I'm saying is if you were to build something a bit more modest 216 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,356 you'd preserve these old growth trees and be a lot more green—minded. 217 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,651 Well, it's my land, so I'm pretty sure I can build however I want 218 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,263 but don't worry, I'll leave plenty of trees for you to hug. 219 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,658 Well, let me know if you see any poachers 220 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,661 and good luck with this... 221 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,038 Death star you're building. 222 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,167 Nice meeting you. 223 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,796 Car door closes 224 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,924 who she think she is? — I like her. She's cool. 225 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:22,969 Don't worry about it, baby. 226 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,515 Hey, Tommy, come help me with this stupid grill. 227 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,560 Um, sounds like fun... 228 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,439 Lance, but I think I'm gonna go explore a little. 229 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,900 Like you say, can't play video games all the time. 230 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,945 Chip off the ol' block. 231 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,947 Part boy, part lawyer. 232 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,702 How the heck does this thing work? 233 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:51,080 Rock music 234 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,003 ♪ you win ♪ 235 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,880 ♪ /give up ♪ 236 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,507 ♪ can you leave me alone now? ♪ 237 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,926 ♪ I can see ♪ 238 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,553 ♪ what you want ♪ 239 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,306 ♪ and it's open—dated ♪ 240 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,560 Rhythmic tapping echoes 241 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,685 ♪ stop try... ♪ 242 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,981 Rhythmic tapping echoes 243 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,240 Tapping imitates Tommy's drumming 244 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,749 tapping imitates drumming 245 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,875 loud crash 246 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,209 Woody grunts 247 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,460 whoa. 248 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,508 What the heck are you? 249 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,761 Now it's your turn. Come on, kid, show me what you got! 250 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,513 He laughs and stomps rhythmically 251 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,770 Uh—huh, uh—huh. Yeah! 252 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,355 Woody hums percussively 253 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,358 wa—wa—wa—wa! Wa—wa—wa—wa, wa wa! 254 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,777 He imitates record scratching 255 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,865 ah—ah! 256 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:08,949 What? What? 257 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,075 Ta—da! 258 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,205 Wow! You are really cool for a woodpecker. 259 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,124 He sniffs wildly 260 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,711 are those peanut butter bonkers?! I'm a sucker for peanut butter! 261 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,423 Come on, brother, share the wealth, spread the love, hook me up. 262 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,924 What are you tryin' to tell me? 263 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,593 Humans, you gotta spell everything out for them. 264 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,891 Oh, you're hungry. 265 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,900 You want a peanut butter bonker? — does a woodpecker peck in the woods? 266 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,022 Whoa! 267 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,607 Woody laughs wildly 268 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,025 wahoo! 269 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,402 Wow! 270 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,485 Do you like that, huh? 271 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,613 Even better than beetle larva 272 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,145 which, if you haven't tried, is quite good when in season. 273 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,201 Have another? — don't gotta ask me twice. 274 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,457 Uh. 275 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,748 It's ok. 276 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,293 He grunts 277 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,044 soft music 278 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,297 he sighs 279 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,257 music grinds to a halt 280 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,342 hey, don't let the mushy music fool ya. 281 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,554 We're not friends or anything. I'm only doing this for the free food. 282 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,763 Soft music starts up again 283 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,641 I'm gonna call you Woody. 284 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,144 Huh? — you like that name? Woody? 285 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,272 I'm gonna call you kid who just ran outta bonkers. 286 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,439 See ya. 287 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,946 Well, I hope everyone is hungry. 288 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,201 I wanted our first night in the wilderness to be a little less wild. 289 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,454 Got any pizza? — no I don't have any pizza. Do... 290 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,581 This is much better than pizza. 291 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,541 Nothing is better than pizza. 292 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,711 Well, I think it looks absolutely delicious, Lance. 293 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,837 Thank you, baby. 294 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,007 Here's to me building and you designing something amazing. 295 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,300 Amazing. — cheers. 296 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,552 Here. Cheers. Wh...? 297 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,471 Well, come on, clink it. 298 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,724 Woody: Hiya, campers! — aah! 299 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,519 Sorry I'm late! Traffic. 800, what's for dinner? 300 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,729 Mm. Good to see you again, kid who gives me food. 301 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,732 What is that thing? — It's ok. I... I met him in the forest. 302 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,817 He's friendly. I named him Woody. 303 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,654 Woody pants and barks 304 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,715 what are you doing? Don't feed it! We'll never get rid of it! 305 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,739 Woody pants 306 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,743 stay away from him! You don't know where it's been! 307 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,913 And I have no idea where you've been, sweetheart. 308 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,748 He's practically tame. 309 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,500 Yeah, as long as you feed me. 310 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,086 Ok, who cut the cheese? 311 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,921 Whoever did it, did a great job. 312 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,216 Uh... get... Lance, get... get rid of it! 313 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,176 Shoo! Shoo! 314 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,886 Get outta here! Go! 315 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,730 You know, it's so funny when they try to fly. 316 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,765 You don't have wings, you dummy. — get outta here! 317 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:38,808 Mm. Beans. 318 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,644 Get rid of it! Do something! — ok. Ok. Ok, ok, ok. 319 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,147 Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you... 320 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,234 He farts and laughs 321 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,986 ugh! Disgusting! 322 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196 I think he's awesome. — Woody: Mm—hm. 323 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,560 He gasps: Whoa! — get outta here. 324 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,825 You know, I'm sensing a little hostility here. 325 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,910 Hey, stop. He's not hurting anyone. 326 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,371 You got somethin' in your hair. — ow! Ow! Sh... 327 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,250 Missed me. Whoa, is it something I said? 328 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,376 H—yah! — woo—ha! 329 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,296 Woo! Yoo—hoo! Over here you big featherless freak! 330 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,590 Vanessa screams - oh. Oh. Oh, baby! 331 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,393 Woody: See you at breakfast! — Lance: Oh no! 332 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,718 Vanessa: You hit me! 333 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,304 Lance: Baby, I'm so sorry. Ok. It was an accident. 334 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,848 Oh, lemme see, lemme see, lemme see. Oh, I'm so sorry. 335 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,058 Are you ok? Are you ok? 336 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,560 Look, let's just eat our... 337 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,352 Dinner... 338 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,564 Ow! 339 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,984 Woody laughs in distance 340 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,950 Loud rhythmic pecking 341 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,210 He sighs 342 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,967 pecking continues 343 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:04,644 Can you not hear that? 344 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,647 Rhythmic pecking 345 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,732 that woman could sleep through a hurricane. 346 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,068 Can you believe that stupid bird? 347 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,528 Tommy? 348 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,136 Woody hums samba tune ba—dub, bub, dub, bub, dub, da! 349 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,453 Ba—dee, bee, bee, bee, bee, ba! 350 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,330 Mm, mm, mm, ah! 351 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,998 Dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, hey! 352 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,416 Shoo! 353 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,211 Get outta here! 354 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,753 Go on. Beat it! 355 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,839 Go find somewhere else to peck. 356 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,466 Go find somewhere else to sleep. 357 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,177 Around here, I'm at the top of the pecking order. 358 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,221 Lance: I said beat it! 359 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,865 Baseball charge music — he makes the catch 360 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,517 and the crowd goes wild! Woo—hoo—hoo—hoo—hoo! 361 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,644 Gimme that back right now! 362 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,442 Rhytmic pecking — he sighs 363 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,201 Good day, mr Walters. Ready to break ground? 364 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,284 I sure am, George. 365 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,180 Remember, I want this house on the market by fall 366 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,444 so it needs to be done quickly. 367 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,833 Well, for enough money, anything can be done quickly 368 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,167 even out here in the sticks. 369 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,293 Well, that is good to hear 370 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,855 cos according to my schedule, you're already 20 minutes behind. 371 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,090 Your schedule? — oh, I am hands on, George. 372 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,802 I'm gonna ride your crew. — super! They'll love that. 373 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,304 And by the study fireplace 374 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,474 I was thinking twin zebra sheepskin chairs. 375 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,478 They'll be a nice contrast to the crested butte cigar leather sofas. 376 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,649 And, of course, the thirty—light elk antler chandelier 377 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,526 will tie it all together. 378 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,530 And, I want it all done in eight weeks. 379 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,408 That's really not enough time. — money is no object. 380 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,703 Consider it done. — Vanessa: Thank you. 381 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,580 Lance, honey 382 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,459 I've decided on volcanic stone for the kitchen counters. Mm? 383 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,294 Great. B... 384 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,755 Baby, aren't those the most expensive counters in the world? 385 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,008 Well, duh, the best usually is. 386 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,468 Come, see. 387 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,888 Ok, honey. — Vanessa: That's so exciting. 388 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,724 Hey, Tommy, you wanna watch the excavation? 389 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,976 Hm. Lemme think about it... 390 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,436 No. 391 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,690 Ok, I'll take that no as a no. 392 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,409 Woody yawns 393 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,369 can't a bird catch some 23 around here? 394 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,498 Huh? Hey! What's the big idea?! 395 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,947 Worker shouts watch it! Watch it! 396 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:43,219 Wait a minute. They're not camping; They're moving in. 397 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,222 No, no, no, no, no! This is my forest. 398 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,265 Time for an eviction notice. 399 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,810 Hey! Yeah, you! 400 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,313 Get off my lawn, punk! 401 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,107 Worker cries out 402 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,610 worker: Hey! Relax! 403 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,612 Lance: No! — knock knock. 404 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,988 Who's there? Pee? 405 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,783 Pee who? Pee—yew! 406 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,494 Somebody get that bird! 407 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,039 Woody: Let's see who's next, shall we? Eeny, meeny, miny... moe! 408 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,456 Baby. 409 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,086 Baby, baby. — Woody: Bombs away! 410 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,879 The bird! — Lance: Oh. 411 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,673 Woody: How was that for an eviction notice? 412 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,756 No! No! 413 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,592 The good thing about a high fibre diet... 414 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,469 He chuckles it keeps ya regular. 415 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:29,889 Whoa! 416 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,059 That'll buff right out. 417 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,436 She sobs — oh, baby. 418 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,647 Don't you “baby” me! 419 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,443 Vanessa rants in other language 420 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,279 well, the bad news is 421 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,323 you're encroaching on the habitat of a very territorial bird. 422 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,243 No kidding. 423 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,496 Well, don't worry about the window. 424 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,124 We'll just add that to the bill. 425 00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,837 Loud pecking 426 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:04,884 pecking continues 427 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,723 would you keep it down out here? 428 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,310 You see? — shh. 429 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,978 Woody sniggers — that's much better. 430 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,001 Tommy, open the door! 431 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,170 Tommy? 432 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,630 Music: "Rejected" by Kingsley 433 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:46,717 ♪ always the same ain't never gonna change your story ♪ 434 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:52,765 ♪ well, you don't believe me you don't believe me no more! ♪ 435 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,142 ♪ You're so rejected ♪ 436 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,437 ♪ are you the one who's never rejected? ♪ 437 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,899 ♪ Am / the one that you never mention? ♪ 438 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,693 ♪ Is he the one you're leaving for me? ♪ 439 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,113 ♪ Or am I just one of your fantasies? ♪ 440 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:11,617 Tuning guitar 441 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,582 you planning on buyin' it or just tuning it to death? 442 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,460 Uh, sorry, I was just browsing. Um... 443 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,462 Don't sweat it. Play away. 444 00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:27,591 I'm Jill. — uh, I'm Tommy. 445 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,259 Are you visiting? — Tommy: Yeah. 446 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:32,972 My dad's building this house by the river. — oh, man! 447 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,307 That mega—mansion everyone's talking about? 448 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,309 Yeah, that would be it. 449 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,561 So you interested in it? 450 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:42,856 Uh, this is a really... This is a really sweet guitar. 451 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,274 I helped restore it. 452 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:47,361 The guy who sold it to us was a roadie for Springsteen. 453 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,948 Who knows, Springsteen himself may have played it. 454 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,191 Or at least breathed near it. 455 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:57,705 He plays rock riff 456 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,376 you're not bad. Not bad at all. 457 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:05,045 Thanks, I've been taking lessons for a couple years. 458 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,298 Uh, but, I left my guitar at home, so... 459 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:12,052 I can make you a really sweet deal on that guitar if you like. 460 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:17,141 My dad is the one with the coin. I'm pretty much broke. 461 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,768 Maybe we can work something out. 462 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,937 My friend Lyle and I have a band. 463 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:25,232 He plays the drums, I play bass, but... 464 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,651 You need a guitarist? — yeah. 465 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,281 The town's annual firefly festival's at the end of the month. 466 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,366 We really wanna play there. 467 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,243 If you help us out 468 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,621 I'll lend you that guitar for free for the whole summer. 469 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,834 You interested? — uh, yeah, totally! 470 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,093 Hey! 471 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,763 This is our road 472 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,973 and we didn't give you permission to use it! 473 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:02,811 Um, actually, this is a public road built with government funds 474 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:03,975 and it belongs to everyone. 475 00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:07,024 So technically you are correct. It is yours, but it's also mine. 476 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,859 Hey, you don't get off that easy! 477 00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,487 Look, I don't know what I did to offend you guys 478 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,863 but whatever it is, I'll stop. 479 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,324 Course you will. You'll be too busy crying! 480 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,078 Seriously, doesn't your school have an anti—bullying policy? 481 00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,205 Sure does. That's exactly why we got kicked out. 482 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,456 Right, John? High five! 483 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:26,085 Ooh! Look, a guitar. — hey, give that back! 484 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,754 Bully shouts out 485 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,132 what was that? — whatever it was, it clawed me! 486 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,468 Woody: Ba, bu—da—ba—ba, ba, ba, ba! — Woody! 487 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,137 Now as for you two, where were we? 488 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,264 They cry out 489 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,020 get ready to go commando! 490 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,897 He screams oh, this bird's psycho! 491 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,273 He screams 492 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,944 Tommy: Woody, that was awesome! 493 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,071 You went all MMA on 'em! 494 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:56,406 Nobody messes with my bff... 495 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,076 And by that I mean bringer of free food. See ya! 496 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,578 Oh, come on, George, you gotta be kidding me. 497 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,015 George: No. — Lance: Well, why am I paying for that? 498 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:07,042 George: Your bird did a number on us. — It is not my bird. 499 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:12,047 Fine, fine. Just every day out here is costing me money. 500 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,048 Indistinct reply 501 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,050 yeah... great, thank you. 502 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,220 Hey, buddy, where you been? — town. 503 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:22,057 Lance: Where'd that come from? — I'm starting a band with a girl I met. 504 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,309 Lance: Oh. — oh, fun fact: 505 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,113 I almost got my butt kicked on the way home. 506 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,087 What are you talking about? By who? 507 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,774 A couple of neanderthal kids. 508 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,110 It's ok because Woody saved me. 509 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,571 Who's Woody? — the woodpecker. 510 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:39,700 Bu—bu—bu—bu—bu—bu! Do not mention that stupid bird! 511 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,451 Stupid? — Vanessa: Yeah. 512 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:45,664 Last I remember, that stupid bird wasn't the one covered in bird poop. 513 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:49,251 You know what? That's enough outta you. You're on a time out. Go to you room. 514 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,128 I don't have a room. 515 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,088 Then go into the rv. 516 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,422 Fine. 517 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,467 Oh, and in case you were wondering 518 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,929 nobody in town is happy about us building a house up here. 519 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,953 Can you believe that? — I know, what is wrong with these people? 520 00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,938 Don't they understand how great this is gonna be for their property values? 521 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,231 No, Lance 522 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,985 I'm talking about how disrespectful your son is to me. 523 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,779 Oh... yeah, that. 524 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,990 This isn't what I signed up for, ok? 525 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,994 Being a stepmom to a bratty kid who hates me. 526 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:26,288 Baby, he doesn't hate you. — he hates me. 527 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,415 If anything, he's just mad at me. 528 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,084 He's just acting out. 529 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,463 I know this is difficult, but you've just gotta be patient. 530 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:38,008 You'll see. We're gonna get our old life back in no time. 531 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:39,593 I promise. 532 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:41,510 Hm. 533 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,644 Woody: Wakey, wakey. 534 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:50,395 Here's Woody! 535 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:52,856 Ow! Ow! Ow! 536 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,565 He laughs 537 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:58,445 that is it! 538 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,114 I am finished with you! 539 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,992 Now, maybe you didn't get the memo! 540 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:09,706 But, man, not wildlife, is top of the food chain! 541 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:16,171 So if I were you, I would get outta here before you land on my rotisserie! 542 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,702 If it's the last thing I... — nice rant. Easy to dance to. 543 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,050 I'd give it a seven. — hey! 544 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,094 Woody laughs 545 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,097 yeah, you better fly outta here! — Woody: Yeah right! 546 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,184 Really? A pinecone? 547 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:30,726 How pathet... 548 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:35,816 Woody laughs 549 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,241 You sure this foundation's deep enough, George? 550 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,285 I want this place to last longer than these trees. 551 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,536 Twice as long, sir. 552 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,080 Trust me, been doin' this along time, alright? 553 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,332 Babe, isn't this great? 554 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,627 I'm not really a cement person. 555 00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,533 Can I have the keys for the car? 556 00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:00,465 I need to go to town and find a place to get my highlights touched up. 557 00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,134 Hey, sweetheart? — Vanessa: Mm. 558 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:05,053 Lance: What's that matter? We're out here in the middle of nature. 559 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,431 Yeah, and I wanna look natural. 560 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,226 Keys are in the rv. — ok. 561 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,064 Dramatic music 562 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,859 time to get these trespassers outta here. 563 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:22,195 We can do this the easy way or the Woody way. 564 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,197 I'm thinkin' the Woody way. 565 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:25,449 He laughs wildly 566 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,995 come on, Tommy, you cannot sit in here all day staring at a screen. 567 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,706 There's nothing to do here. — Lance: Nothing to do here? 568 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,335 They're getting ready to pour the cement. That's cool. 569 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,128 Let's go outside and watch them do that. 570 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:43,300 Pass. — go outside and find something to do. 571 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,093 Anything. — give that back! 572 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,346 Vanessa: Lance! Hurry that thing is back! 573 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:48,429 Worker: Get back! 574 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,766 Vanessa: Oh my god. 575 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,559 No, no, no, no, no, no! 576 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,728 Jackie chan taught me this one. 577 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:56,980 Wa—ka! Woo! 578 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,191 How about some of this? How about some of that? 579 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:00,734 Bath time! 580 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,612 Hope you're getting hazard pay! 581 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:04,988 Worker grunts — hi—yah! Hi—yah! 582 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,615 Wa—hoo! Wa! — man cries out 583 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,325 no, no, no! — Woody: Karate chop! 584 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,494 I do all my own stunts. 585 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,371 Here comes the thunder! 586 00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,414 Man grunts — Woody cries out 587 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,836 don't worry, I didn't forget about you two. 588 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,920 You're my favourites! 589 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,173 Let's get to the SUV! 590 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,883 She whimpers 591 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,135 hm, I wonder how this thing works. 592 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,763 Only one way to find out. 593 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:31,472 Oh! 594 00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,145 Come on, you know you want me to push it. Oops! 595 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:42,442 She screams 596 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,572 she shouts out indistinctly 597 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,367 Lance and Vanessa scream 598 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,285 Lance groans 599 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,205 you were right, Lance. 600 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,501 Watching them pour cement is fun. — they grunt 601 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,087 now that's how you do things the Woody way. 602 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,171 He laughs and snorts 603 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,138 Squelching 604 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:12,556 trickling 605 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,503 Lance: I'd like to file a complaint. 606 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,357 Nope. Nope. 607 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,317 Nope. Yep, that's it. 608 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,778 That's the flying demon right there. 609 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,197 The pileated red—crowned woodpecker? — yep. 610 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,449 Impossible. 611 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,293 The red—crowned woodpecker has been extinct for almost a hundred years 612 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:37,289 I'm telling you, that's the bird. — uh—huh. Sure it is. 613 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,667 Any chance you're taking any sort of medication? 614 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,545 Look, I don't care what kind of bird it is. 615 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,840 I want it off my property for good. Now how does that happen? 616 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,509 Well, the local native Americans 617 00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:52,012 believed it was the incarnation of marconda 618 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,805 god of chaos and mayhem 619 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,600 a mischievous trickster who haunted the forest. 620 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,936 Super factoid. What did they do about it? — moved away. 621 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,189 Moved away? — Sam: More like fled. 622 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,025 Didn't even pack, left all their things behind. 623 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,568 Well, I'm not gonna flee. 624 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,571 Can we just kill it? — no, you can't just kill it. 625 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:13,158 The woodpecker is a protected species. You'd be breaking the law 626 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,784 a 10,000 dollar fine. 627 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,871 Do you take credit cards? 628 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,207 And two years in jail. 629 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,169 Alright, well there's plan a. 630 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,256 Do you have any ideas? — learn to live with it. 631 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,259 There is plenty of room for both of you. 632 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:36,264 Thanks. You've been tremendously unhelpful. 633 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:45,941 Nate: How hard can it be to find a red—headed woodpecker with hands? 634 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:48,401 Well, I feel like I know the answer to this one. 635 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,071 Hey, give me a hint? 636 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,154 Nate sighs 637 00:33:55,700 --> 00:34:01,206 oh. Oh no, no, no. Oh no, no, no, no. 638 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,667 That's it. 639 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:08,171 Nobody poops on my truck and gets away with it! 640 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:10,382 One time. 641 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,760 That happened one time and you've never let me forget it. 642 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,099 Woody laughs in distance 643 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:23,436 rock music 644 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,235 hey! I know that song. That's my ringtone. 645 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:37,450 Well, what do ya know? Peanut butter boy. 646 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:42,706 That was awesome! 647 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,332 Heck yeah, we killed it! 648 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,334 Hey, kid. — hey, Woody. 649 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:49,838 I was just flapping by and I heard someone laying down a fresh beat. 650 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,799 Whoa—oa! What kind of bird is that? 651 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,677 Some kind of woodpecker. He lives up by my place. 652 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,512 And before I met you guys 653 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,723 he was pretty much my only friend out here. 654 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:02,934 Friend? Hm... 655 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,061 Nope. Never had one of those before. 656 00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:08,565 The festival's at the end of the month. We've still got a lot of practicing to do. 657 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,276 One, two... one, two, three four. 658 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:13,486 They play: "Bird is the word" 659 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,447 ♪ well, everybody's heard about the bird ♪ 660 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,074 ♪ b—b—b—bird, bird, bird... ♪ — yeah, this year is my jam! 661 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,161 ♪ Well a bird's a word... ♪ — rythmic pecking 662 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:25,415 oh yeah, that's right, I peck by ear. Never had a lesson. Ho—ho! 663 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,835 Whoa! That bird's got mad skills. 664 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,338 ♪ Don't you know about the bird? ♪ 665 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:33,923 ♪ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♪ 666 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:37,510 ♪ bird, bird, bird, b—b—b—bird, bird, bird, bird... ♪ 667 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:40,013 Music: "Bird is the word" by the trashmen — he laughs 668 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,265 worker: Whoa! 669 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:45,310 Worker cries out and groans 670 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,187 ♪ well—a bird's the word ♪ 671 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,522 ♪ oh well—a bird, bird, bird, b—bird's the word ♪ 672 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,900 ♪ oh well—a don't you know about the bird? ♪ 673 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,486 ♪ Well—a everybody's talking about the bird ♪ 674 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,780 ♪ bird, bird, bird, b—bird's the word ♪ 675 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,282 ♪ oh well—a... — ♪ bird, bird, bird, b—b—b bird! ♪ 676 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,576 ♪ Oh well—a bird, bird, b—bird's the word ♪ 677 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:04,287 Another bill?! Where did this come from? Wh...? 678 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,749 ♪ Oh, well—a everybody's heard about the bird... ♪ 679 00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:10,585 Oh jeez, bees! 680 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,961 Workers shouting 681 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,713 worker: Run! 682 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,131 To the river! 683 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:21,346 They groan 684 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,348 ♪ don't you know about the bird? ♪ 685 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,850 ♪ Well, everybody's talking about the bird... ♪ 686 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,437 Hm. On? Ok. I could do that. 687 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,521 He laughs 688 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,482 worker screams — electric buzz 689 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,067 Woody laughs wildly 690 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,985 just like in the cartoons. 691 00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:39,781 ♪ B—b—b—b, b—b—b—b, b—b—b—b, b—b—pa—pa, pa—pa—pa—pa, pa—pa—pa—pa, ♪ 692 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,909 Pa—pa—pa—pa, pa—pa—oo—ma—mow— mow, pa—pa—oo—ma—ma mow ♪ 693 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,286 ♪ oo—ma—mow—mow, pa—pa—oo—ma—ma mow ♪ 694 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,831 ♪ pa—pa—oo—ma—mow—mow, pa—pa—oo—ma—ma mow... ♪ 695 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,041 I'm back! 696 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,919 Woody laughs and shouts out 697 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,838 no, no, no, no, no, no! 698 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,469 He grunts angrily 699 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,680 they sing: ♪ oo—mow—ma—ma—mow, mow, mow, mow, mow ♪ 700 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:06,182 ♪ well—a don't you know about the bird? ♪ 701 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,643 ♪ Well everybody knows that the bird is the word ♪ 702 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,937 ♪ oh well—a bird, bird, b—bird's the word ♪ 703 00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:11,896 ♪ oh well—a bird. ♪ 704 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,982 Oh yeah! That was awesome! 705 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,734 Woody, that was sick! 706 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,779 Oh yeah! The bird is the word. You know this song is about me, right? 707 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,553 Baby, please, can we talk about this a min...? 708 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,430 She grunts angrily — you know what? You were right. 709 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:30,373 I should've listened to you in the first place. We'll go to a hotel. 710 00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:31,875 I'm going to a hotel! 711 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,127 The Fairmont olympic in Seattle. 712 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:37,088 Five stars, all the amenities 713 00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:38,673 suite for one. 714 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,091 Glass smash es 715 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,511 I will get rid of that woodpecker, I promise you... 716 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,388 It's too late, Lance. 717 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,057 You're not the man I thought you were. 718 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:52,395 I fell in love with a cold, heartless courtroom killer 719 00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,273 not a man who loses to a flying squirrel. 720 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:01,362 If you ever move back to Seattle 721 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,199 we can do lunch. 722 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,542 I think I just did that guy a hu—uge favour. 723 00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:16,169 You're welcome! 724 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:43,321 I'm sorry. 725 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,616 What? 726 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,202 About Vanessa. 727 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,162 I know you liked her. 728 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,874 Thanks. 729 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,337 Yeah, I did. 730 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,177 Sometimes things don't work out the way you planned. 731 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,139 You'll find that out when you're older. 732 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,184 I'm not sure I wanna find out. 733 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,146 Nah. It's not all that bad. 734 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,234 It's just that in life 735 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,528 your dreams and reality... 736 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,114 Don't always line up. 737 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,285 So what you're trying to tell me is... 738 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,829 It basically stinks. 739 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:33,955 Lance laughs 740 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,374 no, not all the time, but... 741 00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,588 Yeah, sometimes life basically stinks. 742 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:47,719 Let's get some sleep. 743 00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,263 Things always look better in the morning. 744 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:53,600 At least I hope they do. 745 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,730 Lance: So I've got a pretty serious bird problem 746 00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,898 and from what I understand 747 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,859 you two gentlemen are the finest pest control company in town. 748 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:06,070 Well, you're the only pest control company in town 749 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:07,822 but I'm sure men of your... 750 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,198 Otis burps 751 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:12,535 calibre, won't have any trouble with this job. 752 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,120 It's just a little woodpecker. 753 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,250 Mister, do you know how... — thud 754 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:22,003 how can we help you, mr Walters? 755 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:27,050 Well, I need you to trap it and release it far, far away from here. 756 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,510 I'd say kill it, but apparently that's illegal. 757 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:33,222 Course not. We would never, uh, break the law. 758 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:34,466 Nate, what about that time... 759 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,854 How much? — our standard woodpecker removal fee is... 760 00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:42,649 Two... — 500 bucks, cash money. 761 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,025 Otis, are you... — done. 762 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,986 Gonna... eat your cherry? 763 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:48,988 All yours. 764 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,615 Thanks, I'll, uh... 765 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,618 I'll save this for later. 766 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,328 Cheque, please. 767 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,998 So I will see you gentlemen in the morning, yes? 768 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,500 Uh, you got it. 769 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,794 We will hit the hay early. 770 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:07,006 We'll be there bright and early, ready to removify that bird. 771 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:09,717 Just not before ten A.M., all right? 772 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:12,470 That's about when my son usually comes into town and... 773 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,233 I'd rather he not know anything about this. 774 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:17,225 Ten o'clock it is. We will see you... 775 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:18,351 In the mafiana. 776 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,603 In the mafiana. 777 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,606 I thought we were seein' him tomorrow? 778 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:24,941 What? 779 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:26,943 What? Let's go! 780 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,652 We've been searchin' for that woodpecker for months 781 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,296 and now it just falls right in our laps. 782 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:34,409 We gonna make five hundo cash money. — dummy. 783 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,577 It's a pileated red—crowned woodpecker. 784 00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,997 We can sell that bird for a thousand times more than that. 785 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,249 Oh, can't you just smell the money? 786 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:44,502 Nah, that's just me. 787 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,590 Tommy: Hey, what are we gonna call our band? 788 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,385 Jill: How about poison Ivy? Cos I think I just stepped in some. 789 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,554 Lyle: Hey, look, an eagle feather. 790 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,890 Tommy: And there's another one. — Jill: That's a lot of feathers. 791 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:02,061 Jill: Let's follow the trail. — Lyle: I thought we were going swimming? 792 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:03,521 Jill: Don't worry, we will. 793 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,314 Tense music builds 794 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:07,942 wonder where they came from. 795 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,406 Lyle: Guys, the quarry's back that way. — Jill: Don't be such a wimp. 796 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:14,866 Tommy: Whoa. 797 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:18,911 Hey, let's go check it out. 798 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,955 Jill: Looks totally abandoned. 799 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:22,999 Lyle: Uh, did you guys not see the sign? 800 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,128 Hey, wait for me! 801 00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:41,142 Eerie music 802 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,643 Lyle: What is this place? 803 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:49,984 Can we go now? 804 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,613 Look at all this stuff. 805 00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,993 Jill: Who would do something like that to those animals? 806 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,638 Lyle: I told you guys we shouldn't have come in here. 807 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,289 Let's go! Come on. 808 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:05,416 Crash — Lyle gasps 809 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:07,794 what was that? 810 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,630 What... what are you doing? 811 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,465 Rattling 812 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,180 Look how sad he looks. 813 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:23,768 What are you doin' here? 814 00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,812 We're sorry, sir. We didn't touch anything. 815 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,564 This is private property. 816 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,608 You are trespassin'. 817 00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:32,652 We could press charges. 818 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:35,530 We were just on our way to the quarry and we got lost. 819 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:39,742 Yeah, see the towels? Swimming. 820 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,079 It wasn't my idea. They made me. 821 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:47,041 If any of you little runts 822 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:48,918 come back here again 823 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:51,337 bad things are gonna happen. 824 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,048 Now all of you 825 00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,341 get outta here! 826 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:59,345 Go on! Go on! Go! — Lyle: Come on, guys, let's go! 827 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,890 Not you, dummy. 828 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,770 Jill: Come on, quick! — Lyle: Guys, come on! 829 00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:17,280 Pecking 830 00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:19,532 peck away all you want tonight, bird. 831 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,952 Tomorrow the hammer drops. 832 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,626 Nate: Otis, take her up. 833 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,379 Lance: So what's the plan? — Nate: Oh, I'll tell you the plan. 834 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:37,216 We got this, uh, carbon fibre and titanium reinforced cage. 835 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,928 We've got, uh, thermal cameras all over the perimeter. 836 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:43,723 And for just a little added insurance 837 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:48,394 we've got these electrified net guns. 838 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,439 If for any reason he manages to uh, escape and make a run for it 839 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:56,277 heat—seeking tranquiliser darts. 840 00:44:56,944 --> 00:45:01,240 Ooh, and the bait, we've got two aces in the hole. 841 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,993 At first, a female decoy. 842 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:05,119 Nate chuckles 843 00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:10,208 second, we've added a jar of extra nutty peanut butter 844 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:15,254 because no right—minded woodpecker can resist the combination of romance... 845 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,423 And peanut butter. 846 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:21,552 It is a bad day to be a woodpecker. 847 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,096 Woody: ♪ everybody thinks I'm crazy ♪ 848 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:26,265 ♪ yes, siree, that's me, that's me ♪ 849 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,392 ♪ that's what I'm cracked up to be ♪ 850 00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,895 ♪ I chop a hole in every tree ♪ 851 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,396 ♪ knock on wo—o—o—o—o—o—o—od ♪ 852 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:34,732 ♪ knock on wo—o—o—o—o—o—o—od ♪ 853 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,527 ♪ so I'm crazy, what, what, what can I do? ♪ 854 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,154 ♪ So are you! ♪ 855 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,406 Do you smell that? 856 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,492 Is that what I think it is? 857 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:45,992 Peanut butter! 858 00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,121 Peanut butter! Peanut butter! Peanut butter! 859 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,249 Peanut butter! Hee—hee! 860 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,543 Incoming bogie, 300 yards and closin' fast. 861 00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:55,461 Camera beeps 862 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:56,587 what do we have here? 863 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,466 Well, hello there? Come here often? 864 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,844 I notice you have a jar of extra nut—tay peanut but—ter. 865 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,680 I'm a big fan of the stuff, myself. 866 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:07,974 Mind if I join you? 867 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:12,436 Is it just me or is there something kinda wooden about this chick? 868 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:15,919 Nate: Here. Come on. — how about we take this back to my place 869 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:17,024 and watch a movie? 870 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,569 Ever seen the birds? Oh, it's hilarious. 871 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,367 It feels like something has come between us. 872 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:27,535 Heat—seekers. 873 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,899 You didn't think I was gonna get caught this easy, did ya? 874 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:32,456 Peanut butter makes me crazy, not stupid. 875 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,333 Come on, what else ya got? — Nate: Shoot him! 876 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,377 Yikes, time to go! 877 00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:38,921 Whoa! 878 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,132 He shouts nervously whoa, whoa! 879 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,554 Whoa—oh. Wh—argh! 880 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:50,766 Slow motion yelp 881 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:54,103 whoa—oh—oh! 882 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:55,688 Look, there he is! 883 00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:57,982 Tag, you're it! — Nate: Whoa! 884 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:00,693 Nighty—night, boys. 885 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,903 Not. Again. 886 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,036 Woody: Hey, beardo! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! 887 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,414 Feelin' lucky today, punk? 888 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,207 Well, do ya? 889 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,966 Electrifying! Smile! 890 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:29,805 Come to papa. Later, babe. Text me when you make parole. 891 00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:42,568 Sam: Here I got it. 892 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:46,113 Why, ranger Sam, how kind of you. 893 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:47,448 No worries. 894 00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,825 I heard about your rv. Was it bad? 895 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,550 Let's just say I don't think I'm gonna get my damage deposit back. 896 00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:53,954 How's your fiancée taking it? 897 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:55,748 You mean my ex—fiancée. 898 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,728 I'm pretty sure she's taken it to a five star hotel in Seattle. 899 00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,920 I'm sorry. — Lance: Yeah, thanks. 900 00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,899 I never thought a woodpecker would break up my relationship 901 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:05,716 but I guess out here these things happen. 902 00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:08,469 Can I give you a piece of advice about that woodpecker? 903 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:10,846 It is not a woodpecker; It is a demon from hell. 904 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,775 Ok, then can I give you a piece of advice about that demon from hell? 905 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,935 Does it involve untraceable forms of poison? 906 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,228 Sam: No, just the opposite. 907 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:21,232 Instead of fighting with the woodpecker, maybe try being nice to it. 908 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,944 Being nice to it? — you've tried everything else. 909 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:27,238 Besides you catch a lot more flies with honey than vinegar. 910 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,074 Think about it. 911 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:40,584 Hey, bird. 912 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,380 Whilstles 913 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,217 it's just your friendly neighbour, Lance. 914 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,052 Got a little peace offering. 915 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,973 Is that a sock on a stick? Pathetic. — you win! 916 00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:56,892 You like cookies? 917 00:48:58,227 --> 00:48:59,437 Everybody likes cookies. 918 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,440 There'll be plenty more where those come from. 919 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:05,025 Whole brand new box every day. 920 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,821 So long as ya... Let me build my house in peace. 921 00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:12,741 And then once I sell my house, you'll be somebody else's nightmare. 922 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:14,368 Listen, buster 923 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,163 if you think giving me a little food is going to make me forget... 924 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:20,040 He laughs and shouts out excitedly 925 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,169 wow, these are killer. What was I saying? 926 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,463 Pretty good, huh? What do ya say? 927 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:26,589 I'll think it over. 928 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:30,551 Well, I'll take that as a yes. 929 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,763 All right, you measure twice and out once. 930 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,931 That's correct. 931 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:38,517 Here you go. 932 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:40,601 Hey, what's up there, hard hat? Hey, look out! Hey! 933 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:42,688 Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody, relax! 934 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,106 Relax. 935 00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:46,066 I got this. 936 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:48,277 I thank you very much. 937 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:50,571 Same time tomorrow. 938 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:51,947 Please, allow me. 939 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:56,452 That's lunch, whoo—hoo! 940 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,163 Loud chewing 941 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:00,831 he burps 942 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,250 he sighs 943 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:06,045 ok, ok, I know what you folks are thinking: 944 00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:09,006 "Woody is a big fat sell—out." 945 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,382 But the way I see it 946 00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:12,801 it's a mutually beneficial business arrangement. 947 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,931 Anyway, I let them build their dream house in peace 948 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,641 as long as they pay me. 949 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:20,976 Voila! 950 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,353 George: Well, mr Walters 951 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,855 looks like you're gonna get your house. 952 00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,608 Over schedule and over budget, but we did it. 953 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:33,948 Lance: Alright—y. 954 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,575 Here you go. — thanks, dad. 955 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,079 You're welcome. 956 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:43,040 Hey, what about me? — don't worry, I didn't forget about you. 957 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,250 I sure hope not. 958 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,460 Mm! My favourite! 959 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:48,462 Yummy! 960 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,421 Phone rings 961 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:51,006 Woody: You must give me the recipe! 962 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,716 Loud chewing 963 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,635 hey, Linda. What's up? How's your dad? 964 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,720 Uh, a little better, thanks. 965 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:57,680 You guys deliver? 966 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,283 Linda: Listen, I've got some good news. 967 00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,474 I talked to my cousin 968 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,438 and she can take Tommy while I'm at the hospital 969 00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:04,270 so you're off the hook. — really? 970 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,189 That's what you wanted, right? — yeah. 971 00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:10,818 You know what? No. Uh... uh... 972 00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:14,280 I think we're ok here. 973 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,782 Seriously? — yeah, seriously. 974 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,244 Keep me posted on your dad, would you? — sure. 975 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,705 Take care of my boy. — our boy. 976 00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:25,666 See you later. 977 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,882 Woody sighs 978 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:42,683 Nate, how we ever gonna get that bird? It's always with 'em. 979 00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:47,146 It's just a matter of time, Otis. Keep your shirt on. 980 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,316 Weren't plannin' on takin' it off. 981 00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,193 Seriously! 982 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,740 Rock music plays: ♪ celebrate the day ♪ 983 00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:01,785 ♪ celebrate and sing ♪ 984 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:06,999 ♪ celebrate and then you will ♪ 985 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,962 ♪ celebrate the day ♪ 986 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,175 ♪ celebrate and sing ♪ 987 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:21,764 ♪ celebrate and then you will... ♪ 988 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:23,891 Last 10 seconds! 989 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,519 Jill: Come on, you can do it! — Lyle, come on, almost there! 990 00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:28,603 Jill: You can do it! 991 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,105 Come on, you can do it! 992 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,609 Presenter: And we have a wiener! — yeah, Lyle! 993 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:36,236 Man: Here you go, sir. Here's your chocolate ice cream. 994 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:40,240 Well, look who's here, tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber. 995 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:44,578 Hiya, fellas, how about a little topping for your ice cream? 996 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,081 It's not fake. You don't know what you're talkin' about. 997 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,048 Yuck, even I think that's disgusting. 998 00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:58,425 Mm. 999 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:04,264 Take care. — thank you, bye. 1000 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,019 Well, hello again. 1001 00:53:09,770 --> 00:53:10,813 Free trees, huh? 1002 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,900 It might be the first thing I've seen here that isn't battered and deep fried. 1003 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:17,194 How's your ongoing battle with the woodpecker? 1004 00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,781 Well, I hate to admit it, but you were right. 1005 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,159 Took your advice, made peace with it. And it's... 1006 00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:25,494 It's actually been... 1007 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:28,288 Not awful. — hm. 1008 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,958 But in another month or so, I'll be finished. 1009 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,293 I'll sell the house and adiés. 1010 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:35,504 So problem solved. 1011 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:38,631 Problem solved. 1012 00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:42,886 So I was about to listen to Tommy's band. 1013 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:44,972 They're gettin' ready to play, you wanna come? 1014 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,266 Yeah, sounds like fun. 1015 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:51,145 Bluegrass cover of "oh Susanna" 1016 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:53,021 Lyle groans 1017 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:57,025 this is what happens when you eat 29 hot dogs! 1018 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,736 No guts, no glory! 1019 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:00,571 Are you sure you can't play? 1020 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,365 Dude, I'm just tryin' not to blow chunks. 1021 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,701 We'll be totally lame without a drummer. 1022 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:10,289 Wouldn't it be lamer to have a drummer puke all over himself on stage? 1023 00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:12,666 No. That's rock 'n roll. 1024 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:13,917 Stomach gurgles 1025 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,753 sorry, guys, I really wanna play... 1026 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,380 But my stomach's got other plans! 1027 00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:26,138 Bluegrass music continues 1028 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:30,893 well, here we go. 1029 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:34,521 We're up next. — but we don't have a drummer. 1030 00:54:36,023 --> 00:54:37,316 So we go on without a drummer. 1031 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,486 Worst case scenario is... 1032 00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:43,322 We make total fools of ourselves. Come on. 1033 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:47,117 Ok. Let's do this. 1034 00:54:47,201 --> 00:54:51,497 Now let's give a nice warm pine grove welcome to our next local act: 1035 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:53,415 3 peat. 1036 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,635 Hi, everyone. We're 3 peat 1037 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:08,514 although, um, at the moment, our third peat... 1038 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:12,309 Is, um, puking up hot dogs behind the barn 1039 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:15,020 so, uh, tonight, we're just 2 peat. 1040 00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,231 Enjoy the show. 1041 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,399 They play "what I like about you'll 1042 00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:20,734 hey! — microphone screeches 1043 00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:23,195 microphone screeches — hey! 1044 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,534 Uh—oh, sounding a little light on percussion. 1045 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,620 Hm. What would MacGyver do? 1046 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,205 He gasps 1047 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,999 perfect. Ah, that's it! 1048 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,460 ♪ ...you hold me tight ♪ 1049 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:44,633 ♪ tell me I'm the only one, you wanna come over tonight? ♪ 1050 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,175 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1051 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:49,304 ♪ keep on whispering in my ear ♪ 1052 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,224 ♪ tell me all the things that I want to hear ♪ 1053 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,577 ♪ cos it's true ♪ — Woody and Jill: ♪ that's what I like ♪ 1054 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:57,479 ♪ it's what I like about you ♪ — ♪ that's what I like ♪ 1055 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,135 Woody: ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1056 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,693 Jill: ♪ you really know how to dance ♪ 1057 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:08,657 ♪ when you go up down, jump around, think about true romance ♪ 1058 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:10,284 ♪ yeah ♪ 1059 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,495 ♪ keep on whispering in my ear ♪ 1060 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:16,331 ♪ tell me all the things that I wanna hear ♪ 1061 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:18,584 ♪ cos that's true ♪ — ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1062 00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:21,563 ♪ it's what I like about you ♪ — Woody and Tommy: ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1063 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:24,467 Jill: ♪ that's what I like about you ♪ — ♪ that's what I like about you ♪ 1064 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,551 ♪ it's what I like about you ♪ — ♪ it's what I like about you ♪ 1065 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:28,634 Woody screams 1066 00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:32,264 guitar solo 1067 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:41,315 ♪ What I like about you ♪ 1068 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,568 ♪ you keep me warm at night ♪ 1069 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:50,365 ♪ never wanna let you go, you know you make me feel alright ♪ 1070 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:52,326 ♪ yeah ♪ 1071 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:55,537 ♪ keep on whispering in my ear ♪ 1072 00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:58,248 ♪ tell me all the things that I wanna hear ♪ 1073 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:00,685 ♪ cos that's true ♪ — Woody and Jill: ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1074 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:03,545 ♪ it's what I like about you ♪ — ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1075 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:06,506 Tommy: ♪ that's what I like about you ♪ — ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1076 00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:09,611 Tommy: ♪ it's what I like about you ♪ — Woody and Jill: ♪ what I like about you ♪ 1077 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,637 ♪ it's what I like about you. ♪ 1078 00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:16,224 Lance: Way to go, Tommy! Yeah! 1079 00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,690 Oh yeah! They should call this woodystock! 1080 00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:26,068 Lance: You guys were amazing! — Jill: Thanks. 1081 00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:29,905 Buddy, I knew you could play, but I didn't know you could play like that. 1082 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,408 I'm so proud of you. — you are? Really? 1083 00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:35,744 Course I am really. 1084 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,480 What do you think, this place isn't so bad after all, is it? 1085 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,625 Yeah, it doesn't totally bite. 1086 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,252 It doesn't totally bite. 1087 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:48,123 Hey, shouldn't we be hangin' backstage doing peanut butter shots with groupies? 1088 00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:50,592 Woody! — we totally rocked it! 1089 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:53,637 Oh, I'm sorry, have you met Woody? 1090 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,806 Enchante, mademoiselle. 1091 00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,227 You really did find a pileated red—crowned woodpecker 1092 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:01,603 and he's domesticated? 1093 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:02,854 He burps loudly 1094 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:05,357 well, that depends on your definition of domesticated. 1095 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,609 Uh, Woody here was our drummer. 1096 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:09,486 No kidding. 1097 00:58:10,278 --> 00:58:11,278 Way to go, Woody. 1098 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:13,865 Thanks. Always happy to help a... 1099 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:15,866 Friend. 1100 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:18,120 Anyway, gotta go. Time to forage. 1101 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,682 I don't know about you, I am starving. 1102 00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:21,748 Are you hungry? — yes. 1103 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,458 I could kill a corndog. 1104 00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:26,795 And now, ladies and gentlemen 1105 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:29,548 the moment we've all been waiting for... 1106 00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,591 What's goin' on? — you'll see. 1107 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,595 Let there be light! 1108 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:39,474 Audience gasp 1109 00:58:58,076 --> 00:59:00,370 Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they stuck around. 1110 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,998 That gives me an idea. 1111 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,223 Well, what do ya know? I'm a regular Pablo peck—casso. 1112 00:59:22,017 --> 00:59:23,060 He sighs 1113 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:26,438 maybe... maybe I've been alone too long. 1114 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,649 Just because I'm one of a kind 1115 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:32,611 doesn't mean I can't be part of a family too, right? 1116 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,615 Oh, I almost forgot to sign my name. 1117 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:40,410 He screams 1118 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:43,872 he groans 1119 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:44,998 what happened? 1120 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,297 Oh no! Argh! 1121 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,258 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! 1122 00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,305 Whoa—oh—oh—oh—oh! Anyone smell chicken cooking? 1123 01:00:00,889 --> 01:00:02,724 Yikes! It's me! 1124 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:05,352 He screams 1125 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,065 oh no! 1126 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:12,359 Oh, what did I do? 1127 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:19,908 Lance: It's a total loss. 1128 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,454 How does this even happen? 1129 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:27,332 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. 1130 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:31,837 Fireman: Well, I think we found the cause of the fire. 1131 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,798 Looks like something was destroying the wall and hit the wiring. 1132 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:38,885 Probably a small animal: Mouse or a rat or a bird or something. 1133 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:40,262 A bird? 1134 01:00:41,346 --> 01:00:42,347 Like a woodpecker? 1135 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:44,558 That's possible. 1136 01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:51,815 He whimpers — you! 1137 01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,085 Dad, Woody wouldn't have done this. 1138 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,652 It couldn't have been him. — really? 1139 01:00:55,944 --> 01:00:58,029 Do you see any other psychotic animals around here? 1140 01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,574 It was that woodpecker! — dad! 1141 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:02,301 All this time, he's just been... — come on! 1142 01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:05,370 Lulling me into a fall sense of security, waiting to strike. 1143 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:07,455 He couldn't have... 1144 01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:10,333 It's Lance Walters. Remember me? 1145 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:14,379 Of course we remember you, mr Walters. 1146 01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:15,963 How can we help you? 1147 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:18,299 Uh—huh. 1148 01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:21,678 Look, I'm... i'm... I'm sure we can work you into our schedule. 1149 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,471 Yeah, how about, um...? 1150 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:27,350 Well, how about... how about right now? 1151 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:29,436 I didn't mean to. 1152 01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:30,854 Accidents happen. 1153 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,773 Mean, who amongst us hasn't burned down a house, right? 1154 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:38,653 Oh, fine. I'll just go back to the way it was before: No humans. 1155 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:40,238 Who needs them anyway, right? 1156 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:41,989 Right? 1157 01:01:42,157 --> 01:01:45,452 Uh... don't you ever have anything to say? 1158 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,163 Oh, who am I kidding? 1159 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:50,290 I had a good thing goin' with those guys. 1160 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,709 I gotta make it up to them 1161 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:56,838 help them rebuild, for free this time, too. No food. 1162 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:59,090 I could stand to lose an ounce or two. 1163 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,384 Crash, Woody screams 1164 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:04,262 earthquake! 1165 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:05,555 Huh? Whoa. 1166 01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:08,308 He shout nervously — whoa. Whoa. 1167 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:12,979 He screams 1168 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,314 he groans 1169 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,358 he groans in a daze 1170 01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:17,984 he's all yours, boys. 1171 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:19,486 He gasps my home! 1172 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,782 Electic buzz — he screeches 1173 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,742 happy place. 1174 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:27,201 He sighs 1175 01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:31,998 let me outta here! I wasn't read my rights! 1176 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,000 I'm out of order? You're out of order! 1177 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:35,585 You can't handle the truth! 1178 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:39,214 Woody growls — stick a cork in it, you dumb bird. 1179 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:40,966 Anyone out there know a good lawyer? 1180 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,885 500 dollars. Good job and good riddance. 1181 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:45,262 De nada. 1182 01:02:45,804 --> 01:02:47,347 Potato, French fries. 1183 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,474 What are you doing? You can't take Woody. 1184 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:52,143 Tommy, that bird burnt our house down. 1185 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,770 But... but I... — so long, woodpecker. 1186 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,398 To think I was actually starting to like you. 1187 01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,335 Dad, they're gonna kill him. — they're not gonna kill him. 1188 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:01,736 They're gonna take him out in the mountains and release him. 1189 01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:04,072 Yep, he'll be free as a, um... 1190 01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,449 Free as a, uh... — a bird. 1191 01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:09,077 A little on the nose, Nate. 1192 01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:11,788 I was thinkin' more like a wild stallion. 1193 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:15,250 Dad, Jill and Lyle and me found their barn. 1194 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:17,210 It's filled with stuffed birds. 1195 01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:18,795 Taxidermists. 1196 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:21,589 They're gonna kill Woody and stuff him, I know it. 1197 01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:27,929 You are gonna let him go, right? — oh, uh... 1198 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,723 I am as, uh... 1199 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,183 Good as my word. 1200 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:35,061 Yeah, I'm cool. Thanks. 1201 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:37,813 Nate chuckles 1202 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:41,609 so long, kid. You were the first friend I ever had. 1203 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:47,824 I'm sorry, Woody! 1204 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,622 I will never forgive you. 1205 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,291 Tommy, come on. 1206 01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:58,710 Someday you'll understand why I had to do this. 1207 01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:00,211 I understand. 1208 01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:03,965 I understand that whenever something bothers you 1209 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,009 you get rid of it 1210 01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:07,927 like me and mom. 1211 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:11,264 Come on, that is not fair and you know it. 1212 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,725 I'm surprised you didn't have us stuffed, too. 1213 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:19,397 Lance: Tommy. 1214 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,151 Tommy! 1215 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:27,238 Woody: Yeah, you're a real tough guy when I'm all caged up! 1216 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:30,492 Why don't you open this cage and we'll step outside and do this right? 1217 01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:31,951 How about man to bird? 1218 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:33,703 Muffled cries 1219 01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,498 a lot of chirp and no bite. 1220 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:38,708 He gulps — bang 1221 01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:43,713 he squawks 1222 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,130 hmph! 1223 01:04:50,804 --> 01:04:52,555 Guys! Guys! — Jill: Check mate. 1224 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,850 Woody's been taken. I need your help. 1225 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,852 What? — no way! 1226 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,126 Lance sighs 1227 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,254 Woody, you weren't tryin' to burn the house down. 1228 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:27,549 Oh no. 1229 01:05:28,842 --> 01:05:30,552 It's show time. 1230 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:34,431 Gentlemen... and lady 1231 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,308 this here rare bird 1232 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,520 is the holy grail of rare birds. 1233 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:44,566 I give you... the legendary 1234 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:49,320 pileated red—crowned woodpecker. 1235 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:51,030 Hmph. 1236 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:54,742 100 years it has been thought to be extinct. 1237 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:58,037 Not only that, Nate, but everyone thought it had died out. 1238 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,166 And I'm the one who's an endangered species? 1239 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:06,045 Folks, the opportunity to add this fine taxidermy specimen 1240 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:07,130 to your collections 1241 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:08,756 won't ever come around again. 1242 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:13,011 The bidding will start at 100,000 dollars. 1243 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:15,722 Do I have any takers? 1244 01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,894 Lyle: Oh, we can't go in there. There's people in there. 1245 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:22,729 Let's see if there's a back way. 1246 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:26,983 Auction in distance 1247 01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:33,072 we should call the police. 1248 01:06:33,656 --> 01:06:34,824 They'll never believe us. 1249 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:37,243 By the time they do, Woody will be dead. 1250 01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:40,788 Nate gleefully: 600,000, thank you. 1251 01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:46,377 670, 650, 650. Do I hear 675? 700 dollars now... 1252 01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:48,254 Tommy, you came for me. 1253 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:49,838 That's my boy. 1254 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,426 Nate: 750,000 dollars, 750,000, 750,000 dollars. 1255 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:57,680 Do I hear 800? 825, 825. Ah, 850,000 dollars... 1256 01:06:57,764 --> 01:07:00,075 How do we get him outta there? — we gotta sneak in and steal him. 1257 01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:02,077 They'll catch us in a sec. We have to call the police 1258 01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,101 or the national guard. 1259 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,747 That'll never work. We gotta lure them out. 1260 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,981 How about we pretend we're wealthy eccentric bidders 1261 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:09,265 who are willing to pay like a million dollars for Woody? 1262 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:10,359 Sold... 1263 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,404 For a million dollars. — Tommy: Go, go, go, go, go. 1264 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:14,989 Otis laughs — loyle whimpers 1265 01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:17,617 going somewhere? 1266 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,079 Hey, Sam, have you seen Tommy? 1267 01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:22,664 No, why? 1268 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:24,683 I thought the woodpecker burnt my house down on purpose 1269 01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:27,067 so I hired the grimes brothers to capture and get rid of it. 1270 01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:28,792 He's pretty upset with me. 1271 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:31,042 Any chance he might try and rescue it? — yeah, maybe. 1272 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,466 I know where the grimes' place is. Come on. 1273 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:38,054 900,000 dollars. Going twice. 1274 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:44,394 Sold! To the guy in the... Funny lookin' hat! 1275 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,437 Thank you all so much for bidding. 1276 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:49,399 Winner, you have our electronic transfer information. 1277 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:50,567 Funds are due in... 1278 01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:52,484 Ten minutes. 1279 01:07:56,239 --> 01:08:00,994 They laugh wildly and cheers 1280 01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:07,667 oh, I hope you all are comfortable in there. 1281 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:12,213 If you two so much as touch a hair on my friends' heads 1282 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,925 I'll peck you new ones, and I ain't talkin' about nostrils! 1283 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:20,179 Squawk it up, bird. It's the last noise you'll ever make. 1284 01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,850 Just so you know, you're going to jail for this. 1285 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:25,935 High—pithced voice ooh, just so you know... 1286 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:30,064 Not if they can't catch us! And we're not stickin' around to get caught! 1287 01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:35,111 We just sold that little bird for close to a million dollars stuffed. 1288 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:39,949 Otis and me are officially retiring to kerching city. 1289 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,994 Kerching city. That's in China. 1290 01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:48,124 What? — start loading the truck. 1291 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,043 Please. 1292 01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:06,643 Excuse me, mr poacher, sir, is that poison gluten free? 1293 01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:09,646 Aw, don't worry, bird. 1294 01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:12,940 This is just gonna be like taking a nap. 1295 01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:14,651 Forever. 1296 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:15,902 Don't do this! 1297 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:19,947 Whatever you're getting for Woody, my dad will pay double. 1298 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,659 I thought you said your dad was broke. 1299 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:24,535 Clears throat 1300 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,913 oh, you were bluffing. 1301 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,372 My bad. 1302 01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:41,803 Nate! 1303 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:42,929 Car horn honks 1304 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,097 now what? 1305 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:46,015 Nate! 1306 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:47,599 Otis, are you...? 1307 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:54,357 Well, howdy, mr Walters. What can I do ya for? 1308 01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,235 You got a moose problem now or...? 1309 01:09:57,318 --> 01:10:00,358 I was lookin' for Tommy. He was pretty upset about the whole woodpecker thing 1310 01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,549 and I... I thought he might've come up here lookin' for it. 1311 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:07,704 Well, you know how kids are about animals. I'm sure he'll be fine in a couple of days. 1312 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,872 I'll uh... I'll keep an eye out for him. 1313 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,125 Well... 1314 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:13,709 See ya around. 1315 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:17,880 You guys goin' somewhere? — uh, no. 1316 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:20,299 Our, um... 1317 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,970 He chuckles barn has a termite problem. 1318 01:10:24,303 --> 01:10:27,223 We're just, uh, clearin' out while we fumigate the place. 1319 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:30,101 Yeah, you do not wanna breathe those chemicals. 1320 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,519 I learned that the hard way. 1321 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:35,148 Wait a minute. 1322 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,235 I want the woodpecker back. — you do? 1323 01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:41,112 You do? — yeah, I do. 1324 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,466 If that's what it takes to make my son happy, it's worth it. 1325 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:48,828 I'm real sorry, mr Walters, we... We already let him go. 1326 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:51,038 Lance: You did? — Nate: Yeah. He's, uh... 1327 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,791 He's probably flappin' his way to saskatchewan by now. 1328 01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,418 Come on, Lance, let's go find Tommy. 1329 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,922 Good luck findin' your, you know, kid. 1330 01:11:06,053 --> 01:11:09,223 Otis, let's stuff that bird and get the heck outta dodge. 1331 01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:14,311 What are you doing? 1332 01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,400 For the past year I've been finding these wherever there's been poaching. 1333 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:18,858 It has to be them. 1334 01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:21,374 And I bet anything they still have Woody. 1335 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:24,071 Get the gun, Otis. 1336 01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:25,990 It's time to wrap this up! — Tommy: No! 1337 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:27,742 Please don't. — Tommy: Don't do this. 1338 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:30,578 Hey, don't I get a last request? Like you let me go? 1339 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:33,247 Tommy: No, please, no, no, no, no! — Woody: Please. 1340 01:11:34,832 --> 01:11:35,875 Hold it right there. 1341 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:40,296 We're saved! Oh, you two are so goin' down! 1342 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:42,131 What the hell! 1343 01:11:42,215 --> 01:11:44,926 Dad! — you put my son in a cage?! 1344 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:49,514 Well, that was disappointing. 1345 01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:51,474 Ow. 1346 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,694 The sheriff's on his way. 1347 01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:08,074 We'll be well over the Canadian border by the time he gets here. 1348 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:12,745 Otis, get me my gun. 1349 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,039 Dad, I'm so sorry. 1350 01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:18,793 I just couldn't let them kill Woody. — Tommy, this is not your fault. 1351 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:22,588 If I had listened to you in the first place, we wouldn't be here. 1352 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:25,675 Uh, real heartfelt moment 1353 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:27,718 but can we please save the schmaltz for later? 1354 01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:30,513 In case you didn't notice, I'm about to get stuffed! 1355 01:12:31,097 --> 01:12:32,139 This time... 1356 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,684 No interruptions. 1357 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:36,644 He whimpers 1358 01:12:39,647 --> 01:12:41,357 guess we could kiss the sequel goodbye. 1359 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:46,279 Lance grunts 1360 01:12:46,487 --> 01:12:47,947 that cage was built to hold a bear. 1361 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:48,948 Lance grunts 1362 01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:50,116 you can't escape. 1363 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:51,408 Lance cries out 1364 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,495 who said anything about me gettin' out? 1365 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,583 Huh? Hm. 1366 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:04,005 Get ready for a beat down! — oh crud. 1367 01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:05,965 Nate and Otis shout out 1368 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,174 punches and grunting 1369 01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,510 I wonder who's gonna win. The suspense is killing me! 1370 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,470 Take this. And some of these. 1371 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,847 Woody grunts 1372 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,348 where do you think you're going? 1373 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,102 Otis screams 1374 01:13:18,185 --> 01:13:19,185 Otis: Whoa! 1375 01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:23,941 Now that's what I call, takin' out the trailer trash! 1376 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:27,737 Nice job, Woody. 1377 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,739 Hey, I got your back. 1378 01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:32,867 Heads up! 1379 01:13:32,950 --> 01:13:34,702 Sirens wail 1380 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:35,785 get... get up. 1381 01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,663 Otis! Otis! 1382 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:38,998 Woody, don't let them get away! 1383 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:41,550 Nate: Come on, come on. — Woody, go get them! 1384 01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:43,084 I'm on it! 1385 01:13:44,462 --> 01:13:46,714 Stop in the name of the law! 1386 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:49,342 Woody grunts — ooh. 1387 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:52,970 Woody grunts 1388 01:13:54,639 --> 01:13:56,390 Otis: Oh no. Oh no. No. 1389 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:57,516 The truck! — keys? 1390 01:13:58,601 --> 01:13:59,601 Ah, the atv! 1391 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:02,063 Oh, take the logging trail across the border. Go! 1392 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:13,532 Woody struggles: Ah, ee, uh! 1393 01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,493 He grunts 1394 01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:19,413 ah! I got this. 1395 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:23,751 Ah, cue the action chase music! 1396 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,089 Fast rock music 1397 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:35,471 Ha—ha! 1398 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,853 I'm comin' to get ya! 1399 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,114 Argh. Whoa—oh! 1400 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,491 Whoo—hoo—hoo! Whoa! 1401 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:06,669 Otis: I think we lost him. — well, come on, let's go! 1402 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,383 Otis: Um.. Kick it! Come on! 1403 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,807 Woody: Going somewhere? — whoa. Hold on. 1404 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:23,060 Canadian accent: Oh, hello, eh, welcome to Canada 1405 01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:25,688 you have anything to declare? 1406 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,315 Quick. Let's go back. — get a grip. 1407 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,651 It's just one little bird. There's two of us. 1408 01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:33,195 He makes karate noises 1409 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:34,572 oo—ha! 1410 01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:37,074 Make your move, bird. 1411 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,368 A knife? — he clucks 1412 01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:42,288 Nate laughs 1413 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:45,374 I told you he was more chicken than woodpecker. Let's... 1414 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,751 Pecking 1415 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:47,834 Nate: Oh. 1416 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:52,422 Otis: What the heck? 1417 01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:57,343 They scream 1418 01:15:58,512 --> 01:15:59,764 and for this week's lesson... 1419 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:03,476 Gravity! Tooda—loo—hee—hoo! 1420 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,398 He laughs 1421 01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:26,372 Going somewhere? 1422 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,877 Hey ya, fellas, remember me? 1423 01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:33,464 Save us. — yeah, please lock us up. 1424 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:36,902 Otis: Save... save us from that bird. — Nate: Lock us up. I'm beggin' you. 1425 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,804 I have been waiting for this day for a very long time. 1426 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,722 That bird is crazy. 1427 01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:44,391 Who you calling crazy? 1428 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,894 He laughs wildly 1429 01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:49,522 Nate mutters indistinctly 1430 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,483 now it's your turn to live in a cage. Ha! 1431 01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:54,961 Lance: So, what do you think? — Tommy: It's pretty cool, dad. 1432 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:55,861 Sam: It's beautiful. 1433 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:58,006 Lance: If you think it's beautiful now, wait 'til it's actually built. 1434 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,030 Good thing our insurance covered woodpecker damage. 1435 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:02,119 Well, I think you're going to be very happy here. 1436 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:03,577 And since it's a smaller footprint 1437 01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,901 there'll be plenty of room for the nine hole golf course. 1438 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,999 I'm surprised you didn't want to build a shopping mall. 1439 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:10,543 What an amazing idea! 1440 01:17:11,418 --> 01:17:13,796 Oh, dad. The surprise. — ooh, right. 1441 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:16,132 Saved the best for last. Hey, Woody! 1442 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:19,343 Oh, Woody! — is it food o'clock? 1443 01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:22,346 Lance: Woody, I am very sorry I destroyed your home 1444 01:17:22,429 --> 01:17:24,932 but technically you destroyed mine first, so we're even, but... 1445 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:28,269 In the interest of harmonious living, I got somethin' for ya. 1446 01:17:28,769 --> 01:17:29,979 Woody pants with excitement 1447 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:32,230 ready? 1448 01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:34,817 Woody gasps 1449 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,361 whoo—hoo! I got a home again! 1450 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:41,323 Wow, it's got built in appliances and granite counter tops. 1451 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,825 Alright! 1452 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,453 You guys are my family now 1453 01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:48,914 and I never even knew I needed one. 1454 01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:53,544 Aw, he's giving you love taps. — ow! Ow! Too much love, Woody! 1455 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:54,670 Woody, I got it! 1456 01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,509 Night, dad. — night, Tommy. 1457 01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:22,907 Pecking 1458 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:36,462 Home sweet home. 1459 01:18:36,837 --> 01:18:37,713 He sighs happily 1460 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,673 don't you just loove happy endings. 1461 01:18:39,757 --> 01:18:41,258 Hey! Whoops! 1462 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:43,177 They shout out and pant 1463 01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:45,429 both: Huh? — he laughs 1464 01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:46,471 my bad. 1465 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:47,597 Woody! 1466 01:18:47,932 --> 01:18:48,807 Gotta fly! 1467 01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:52,186 He laughs wildly 1468 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:56,732 boy, someone's in a hurry for the credits. See ya! 1469 01:18:57,024 --> 01:19:00,444 Music: "Troublemaker" by Blaze n v”! 1470 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,221 Guess who! 1471 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:26,061 He laughs wildly 1472 01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:51,086 Park ranger: Niagara Falls is one of the most scenic spots 1473 01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:52,337 in all the world. 1474 01:24:53,046 --> 01:24:57,843 The grandeur of this famous attraction brings visitors from far and near. 1475 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:03,682 It is a favourite spot for honeymooners who stand and gaze at its wondrous beauty. 1476 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,434 He clears throat 1477 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:08,645 niagara affects different people in different ways. 1478 01:25:09,146 --> 01:25:13,942 Some people are overcome by a strong urge to go over the falls in a barrel. 1479 01:25:14,484 --> 01:25:18,280 Of course, this foolhardy stunt is now absolutely prohibited. 1480 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:23,577 And, I might add, nobody has gone over since I've been on the job. 1481 01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:25,954 Nobody? — nobody. 1482 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:27,121 And I... 1483 01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:28,623 A barrel?! 1484 01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:33,879 Hey, you, going over the falls in a barrel is absolutely prohibited! 1485 01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,220 Hey, come back with my barrel. 1486 01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:52,356 Yikes! No, no, no, nooo! 1487 01:25:56,568 --> 01:25:59,446 Hooray! Hooray! 1488 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:03,700 Woman laughs 1489 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,751 Well, now I need a new barrel. 1490 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,880 Good barrel. 1491 01:26:17,464 --> 01:26:19,925 Good solid barrel. 1492 01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,135 Whoa. 1493 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,390 He screams — bring back my barrel! 1494 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:28,182 You... 1495 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:31,228 Hooray! Hooray! 1496 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:47,828 Come outta there, you. Crazy woodpecker! 1497 01:26:48,161 --> 01:26:50,080 I'll show ya! Take that! 1498 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:51,665 Now keep out... 1499 01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,251 And stay out! 1500 01:26:57,671 --> 01:26:59,089 Oh no! 1501 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:05,137 Hooray! — ah, shut up! 1502 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:21,194 Wolf—whistles 1503 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,283 a barrel! 1504 01:27:29,202 --> 01:27:31,413 I know a barrel when I see one! 1505 01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:32,997 Woman: Yow! 1506 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:43,759 Hooray! Hooray! 1507 01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:02,903 Hooray! Hooray! 1508 01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:11,536 Car horn honks 1509 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:14,414 that woodpecker! 1510 01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:32,057 Before we go over now, men, is there anyone here without a barrel? 1511 01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:37,771 Hooray! Hooray! 1512 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:55,413 Oh, wh... which way to niagara... falls? 1513 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:02,295 He sings happily ♪ doo, doo—doo, da—dee! ♪ 1514 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:04,089 Mush! 1515 01:29:04,965 --> 01:29:07,634 ♪ Doo—doo—doo—doo, da—doo, doo, da—dee! ♪ 1516 01:29:08,301 --> 01:29:09,344 Mush! 1517 01:29:10,303 --> 01:29:12,639 ♪ Doo, da—da—da—dee! ♪ 1518 01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:14,432 Mush! 1519 01:29:15,642 --> 01:29:18,478 ♪ Dee Dee, diddle—diddle—diddle—doo—doo! Da—dum! ♪ 1520 01:29:19,437 --> 01:29:20,480 Park ranger: Mush! 1521 01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:23,900 ♪ Da, da—da da—dee! ♪ 1522 01:29:29,281 --> 01:29:30,490 Child cries 1523 01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:32,074 hush! 1524 01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:35,036 ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo—doo—dee, da—doo! ♪ 1525 01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:37,079 Mush! 1526 01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:40,083 ♪ Dee, du—du—doo—doo! ♪ 1527 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:43,378 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da—daa, da—daa! ♪ 1528 01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,171 Roar of water... 1529 01:29:45,714 --> 01:29:46,756 Silence 1530 01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:56,308 Park ranger: Now we'll see who's going over the falls in a barrel. 1531 01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:00,395 Gush of water 1532 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,190 hooray! 1533 01:30:04,274 --> 01:30:06,484 Siren wails 1534 01:30:06,568 --> 01:30:09,487 so, going over the falls in a barrel, eh? 1535 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:11,531 I'm giving you a ticket. 1536 01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:16,703 He laughs wildly 107146

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