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Thanks for your help, Celia.

I can't imagine what could've caused

the garbage disposal to back up.

I can.

Who's been shoving their

unpaid parking tickets in here?

Hey, don't look at me!

I don't even have a license!

That hasn't stopped you from driving.

Or flying the occasional 747.

I don't have a license either.

DMV revoked mine for drag racing.

Okay. Enough work, Grandma.

It's Mother's Day weekend. Time to relax.

Getting the crud out of pipes is how I relax.

This sucker's gonna need a longer snake.

Better get the 15-footer.

Hey, I need your help.

I can't think of a gift to get my grandma for Mother's Day.

Just get her something you know she'll use.

Like a nightgown or a hatchet.

What's this about a day of mothers getting gifts?

And more importantly, when do I get mine?

Sunday.

Wait. Don't villains celebrate holidays?

The only holiday we had was Onyx Day.

Which we celebrated by bowing to our leader

and showering him with gifts.

Good thing it was only once a year.

It was every day.

Well, I'm a mother

and also the leader of this family,

so I should be entitled to the same benefits as Onyx!

Actually, Mother's Day is more about spending time with family

and honoring the importance of a mother's love.

Yeah, I prefer the gifts.

We don't have any money.

Oh, that sounds like a you problem.

So whoever bestows upon me

the best gift, is winner of Mother's Day.

And the losers?

And the losers get to spin my wheel of torment.

I thought you left your wheel in the old lair.

Ooh, I made a new one.

Wow, this oughta be fun to watch, huh?

-You're getting me a gift, too. -Worth a shot.

Morning.

Colbs,

is that helmet still stuck on your head?

Yup.

He's been it so long,

I kinda forgot what he looks like.

I'm starting to get worried.

That I'll starve?

No. That you won't be able to find me a Mother's Day gift.

Should I bring sticky notes? No.

Markers? No.

Scissors? No.

Let's go, Locker-Blocker!

If I'm gonna be late for class I want it to be my choice!

And to think people say you have rage issues.

I'm just stressed about this Mother's Day gift.

It's not just about the wheel.

I've never got Mom a gift before

and I want it to be special.

Yeah, special works for normal moms,

our mom is the most petty, vindictive, grudge-holding

grouch on the planet.

Yeah. That's why she's my hero.

Should I bring the stapler?

I don't need it, but I do like a little weight in my backpack.

Seriously, can you move?

I'd like to get to my locker

before the end of the school year.

Be done in a jiffy.

I've yet to decide whether I need

black or blue gel pens.

Or maybe I'll get crazy and go with red.

It is Friday. Woop-woop!

Amy, guess what!

I found a collector in town

who claims to have the most impressive collection

of superhero memorabilia in the entire country!

Superhero stuff? Sweet!

Where is it and how fast can I get a wood chipper?

Or, for Mother's Day,

you can get your mom the broken superhero mask

she blasted off Monarch's face

in the epic "Clash on Centropolis Bridge."

No way! Monarch's, like, my mom's biggest nemesis!

And giving her that mask would be like a battle trophy.

This is the perfect gift.

Exactly!

I think you just helped me win

my family's sick and twisted gift challenge.

You're such a good friend.

Awww. That's like the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

I know, it felt weird. Let's move on.

♪♪

Who knew Mother's Day shopping could work up such an appetite?

I think I'm gonna splurge and get a ten-pound steak.

Uh-uh.

We need to save our money for Mom's gift,

so fill up on the free biscuits.

So far, I've got a sparkly cowboy hat,

and a belt buckle with the cutest armadillo.

But these are for me, what am I getting your mom?

Come on, let's focus.

What would Mom want more than anything?

A mechanical bull.

Okay, I don't think that will fit in the car.

No! Look!

"Best rider wins $500."

With your super-strength, you can totally win that prize money

and then we can partner up and get Mom one big gift,

and neither one of us will have to spin the wheel!

I thought the whole point of hiding

was not to use our powers in public.

Well, that's the beauty of it.

Everyone will think you're a gifted bull rider.

They'll have no idea you're the fifth-best

supervillain in town!

Yeah. Guess it couldn't hurt

to give these babies a little playdate.

If there's a Father's Day, please give me the gift

of never doing that again.

Okay, this is the showroom.

Really? Where's the mask?

And what superhero owned a stackable washer-dryer?

Greetings, prospective buyers.

Welcome to my menagerie of memorabilia.

Wait a minute.

I knew it. Locker-Blocker!

The name's Milo.

Was that not clear from the patch

my mom embroidered on my hoodie?

You're the collector?

I prefer the term

curator of superhero accoutrement.

-Wow! -Ew.

How did you get Flame Fatale's Whip?

Let's just say my dad is pretty influential

in the superhero world.

Is he one of the Masters of the Realm?

No. But he does their taxes.

We're looking for Monarch's mask.

The one Surge broke on Centropolis Bridge.

Excellent taste!

Unfortunately, I've already sold that,

but I do have another piece

procured from that same battle...

Surge's Electron Accelerator Belt!

No way!

My mom loved that belt!

She was devastated when she lost it.

-I'll take it. -Great.

That'll be $1200.

What? I don't have that kind of money.

Well then, you're barking up the wrong superhero tree.

Sorry, ladies, this is a high-class establishment.

Dad! I'm with a client!

Look, if you're not here to drop dollars,

don't waste my time.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to massage my superhero suits with baby oil.

To keep the leather soft?

Sure.

Oh, well, we tried.

I'm sure we can find your mom another nice gift.

No, there's no way I'm leaving here

without the belt. Look what she sent me.

Hi, sweetie.

Just a reminder that if you come home empty-handed,

you could win a night locked in a coffin

with a hungry raccoon.

Two go in. One comes out!

Bye!

Ahh!

-Yikes. -I know. She's so twisted.

Which is why she deserves the perfect gift.

Too bad you don't have enough money.

Maybe I don't need money.

Oh. Don't tell me you're just going to take it.

Okay, I won't tell you.

I don't want to do this.

I do not want to do this.

Why are you freaking out? He has so much junk.

-He won't even notice if I stea-- -Shh!

I've never been a bystander to someone "s" wording before!

Okay, technically I'm not...

"s" wording.

That belt was my mom's.

And I'm just returning it to its rightful owner.

I really want to get it back for her.

And I need your help.

Please.

Okay, I'm in.

Great. You distract Milo, I'll get the belt.

Hi.

What's up?

My friend is... cheap.

But I'm not.

And I'm ready to splurge.

Starting with this superhero suit...

oh... Oh!

I'm so clumsy!

The leather! It's creasing!

Hey! What are you doing with my belt?

Come back here!

Uh, thanks anyway.

Eat hay, cowboy!

No one's even come close

to beating your time on that bull.

I know!

-Hey, this is actually pretty fun. -Mm-hmm.

Hey, can you go grab me a water?

Watching these losers eat dirt is making me thirsty.

Um, what are you doing?

Contributing to this man's hospital bill?

Then why are you taking his money?

Are you making bets on the side?

That's illegal.

Okay, okay, one or two.

But nothing crazy, you see?

What about your other pocket?

Ok, but that's the last of it.

Please don't look in my pants.

Unbelievable.

You said we were partners

and this whole time, you've been

running a side hustle without me?

I need this extra cash to get Mom

a better gift than all of you.

Well, that does it.

You've beaten every challenger on the list.

Yes! The 500 is mine!

Ours . The money is ours.

Not until we give the reigning champ

a chance to defend their record.

And who's that?

Me.

-Celia? -Word is,

someone broke my record.

I'm here to reclaim what's mine.

Yeah, I don't think you want to do that.

Jake is going to mop the floor with you!

At least someone in your house is mopping the floors.

Y'all are filthy.

We're all in!

Yeah, this wad of money says 'You're going down.'

Giddy up, punks.

♪♪

Mom, can you please help me get this thing off?

I've tried everything.

Okay, come on.

Momma's got you covered. Right.

It's... still.. not...

working!

Oh!

Sorry!

Still stuck!

Oh!

Is it loosening?

No!

Okay, time to to try something else.

Uh, this might hurt a bit.

No, no, no. Wait.

Mom, you'll never guess what I got you.

What's with the welding gear?

Oh, you know, just mom life.

Okay, well, Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

A gift? For me?

Ooh, what's in here?

Ah!

My Electron Accelerator Belt! How ever did you find this?!

I sto-- I "s" worded it.

Do you like it?

I love it.

Oh, it truly is the theft that counts.

I'm gonna go stash it in the lair!

Milo! Uh...

What are you doing here?

You stole my Accelerator Belt!

That's not true!

I have trackers on every piece in my collection.

And my app says it's in your basement!

Well, joke's on you.

'Cause this house doesn't even have a basement!

Right, Hartley?

Nope, no basement!

You're lying!

And I know because this app is just like me--

Never wrong!

Can I see it?

Ooh, looks like it's wrong now.

I know what I saw.

And if you don't take me to your basement right now,

you'll be getting a visit from my dad's superhero connections!

Superheroes? Here?

That's right! This just got real!

Amy, we have no choice.

Just give him the belt back.

No way. You saw how happy it made my mom.

Well, you can't have superheroes show up here.

And you can't let my Milo see your secret lair.

Maybe it's not a lair.

Maybe it's a showroom just like his.

Oh, you're good.

Mom, I don't have time to explain,

but I need your help lying to someone.

Oh, honey! What are moms for?

What's with the blindfold?

Well, just like your security measures for your showroom,

-we have our own. -Oh, please, your showroom

can't be nearly as impressive as my--

Sweet superhero spandex!

This place is amazing!

Of course, it is.

But we don't have superhero stuff,

we deal exclusively with supervillain merchandise.

Cool! I bet villains are easier to stiff

because they're not very smart.

Hm?

Ah-ah!

No touchie.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm the bouncer.

You break anything, I break you.

No touchie it is.

Okay, little man, I think you've seen enough.

And obviously, the belt's not here

so it's time for you to go.

It may not be visible to the naked eye,

But luckily, the tracker app is also

on my watch.

Yeah, well good luck finding anything because it's not--

A-ha!

Hartley! How could you s-word that poor kid's belt?

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Now if you'll excuse me,

-I'll be on my way. -Oh, not so fast.

You're gonna have to get through the bouncer first.

Ooh, kitty cat has claws.

Okay, you want the belt? Fine.

You can have it. Under one condition.

Y'll have to battle me for it.

Battle you?

Yeah, I have my superhero stuff.

You have your supervillain stuff.

Let's solve our problems like they do.

Wait, us three?

Against you?

I could destroy you in my sleep.

Well then, all I have to say is...

Ooh!

Nighty-night.

Let's just get this over with.

She did it! She beat your time.

Momma didn't come to play.

Where'd you learn to ride like that?

I used to wrangle wild boars when I was a kid.

For fun?

For dinner.

Well, that does it. She's still the champ.

Unless you want to challenge her again...

You're darn tootin'! We need that money.

Jake, get up there and show her who's boss!

Actually, since we're betting your money,

I think you should be the one riding against Celia.

What?! No way. I've got a rotator-cuff thing.

If you forfeit, I win the money.

Hi-ho, Silver. Let's ride.

Turn it up to full rag-doll.

And make it hurt.

Ahh! Ahh!

Come on, bull!

Whoa! Whoa!

Happy Mother's Day, Celia.

It is now.

I think I dislocated my butt.

Prepare for battle.

How do I shoot this thing?

That's a lamp.

Ahh!

Wait a minute.

That didn't come from your device!

Oh, well, that's because my device is invisible.

Oh, that makes sense.

Uncanny!

Whatever device you're using

makes you sound exactly like that supervillain.

What's her name?

You know, the one with the annoying voice thingie.

You think she has an annoying voice thingie?

Whoa!

Take a good look, 'cause you'll never see this belt again!

Wait.

that's not the belt.

-We're fighting over a knockoff. -What?

That belt still has the Bolt regulator on it.

Bolt regulator?

I--I mean, I know what that is,

but can you explain for everyone else?

At the bridge,

Monarch shot the regulator off my--

Surge's belt.

But this belt still has it.

Any collector worth their salt would know the difference.

So my most prized piece of memorabilia

is a complete fabrication?

Don't want anyone to panic,

but I'm starting to lose feeling in my toes.

Who's this guy?

That helmet. It's glorious!

Oh, well, in that case,

we will give you the helmet

if you promise to not tell anybody about us

or here ever again.

- Deal! - Oh, great.

Okay, it's yours.

You just have to figure how to get it off.

Easy-peasy.

Latch. Should've thought of that.

So you're telling me...

I was put in a headlock...

banged against a wall...

and almost melted like a s'more...

and this whole time, there was a latch?

We didn't know!

You sure we can trust that Milo kid?

Yeah, he's a man of his word.

Plus, I reminded him I know where he lives.

Well, Mom, I couldn't buy you a gift

but now that my helmet's off,

you're getting the best gift of all...

my face.

Technically, your face is something I made,

so that's like next-level regifting.

Mm, you're lucky you're cute.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I got you your favorite thing.

Something that'll be dead in a week.

Ah! Flowers?

You're lucky you're cute.

What happened to you?

Uh, I fell off a mechanical bull.

What were you doing on one of those?

Trying to win prize money to get you the best gift ever.

Ah. So...

You tormented yourself and have to suffer the pain

all because you want to get me something nice.

Oh, that's gift enough for me.

Yes!

I'm sorry I messed up your gift, Mom.

I really wanted your day to be special.

It was special.

Hey, it's not every day you get to team up

with your favorite girl and battle a superhero fanboy.

Yeah. We've still got it, huh?

You bet your butt we do.

But I guess since the belt fell through,

I'm gonna have to spin the wheel.

I threw the wheel away.

What?

I think Hartley was on to something

when she said Mother's Day was less about the gifts

and more about who you spend it with.

Lucky for me, I got to spend it with you.

-Thanks, Mom. -Mm.

Did we just have our first real mother-daughter moment?

Oh, I think we did.

What is happening to us?