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first off i'd like to thank everyone for
coming out tonight
before the festivities begin
tonight marks the official return of the
annual harvest hoot nanny
and as a token of our appreciation we
offer tonight's
uh celebration of our way to praise the
lord for all he's done for us and all he
continues to do for our little town
we're false
now as a reminder to all you
trick-or-treaters the weary farms
property
is off-limits tonight there'll be no
adults there handing out candy
you'll find plenty of that right here in
town and i want you all to
have fun be safe and most of all
remember the rules that we discussed
now let's all head on up to the
schoolhouse and let the celebration
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begin
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well you heard the preacher he said the
barn is off limits tonight
what are you chicken is georgie boy
afraid he might see the boogie man or
something
i'm not chicken we just shouldn't be up
here by ourselves
well what do you know there's a
jack-o-lantern waiting for us
okay so preacher said remember the rules
every house handing out candy has a lit
jack-o'-lantern outside the door
watching and waiting
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so there must be candy in there
come on shirley let's just go back to
town we're gonna miss out on all the
good stuff
well what if there's special candy in
there and we're the only ones
brave enough to come and get it
trick or treat trick or treat trick or
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treat
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trick or treat smell my feet
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so
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so
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happy halloween come on kids let's
and so every year on halloween
the legend of the barn tells how evil is
released it takes the form of three
demons
dressed as trick-or-treaters with evil
grins
the boogeyman wants to crack your back
cut you into pieces to carry in his sack
the pumpkin man
hallowed jack wants to carve out your
head
slash you with his vines until you're
dead and if you get scared
don't you cry or the candy corn
scarecrow will surely eat your eyes
three knocks on their door shall set
them free and only if you say the words
trick or treat
[Music]
spooky costumes kids have fun tonight
hey where are my treats where's your
costume whatever questions are lame and
sizzy's story
hey whoa look my bowl's empty all right
there's more treats in that barrel over
there let's go grab one from the bottom
all right
hey hey
happy halloween
damn sam you think you're gonna found me
a tighter pair of shorts
i mean i'm gonna have to do a cavity
search for my balls oh man they're not
that tight and i still don't get why we
have to scare all the kids that aren't
dressed like something spooky
because it's the costume rule josh the
whole point of dressing scary is to pull
whatever's out there into believing
we're one of them trust me
that kid now knows dress scary if he
wants candy
he learned an important lesson today
what that older kids are dicks
probably you know who knows man maybe
one day it'll save our lives if we're
ever in a situation where we need your
halloween rules to save our lives then
we're in a [ __ ] ton of trouble
let's just get back in your barrel
before another group comes
oh did you hear that another group's
coming
okay
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mr daniels i see
you're terrifying the children again
trick-or-treat to you too miss barnhart
i believe you were told last halloween
to stop scaring the children with your
barn
tails yes i was asked to stop scaring
him next halloween
seeing us how it's october 30th
technically it's not halloween
very funny mr daniels
now i think you'd go much fur
if you just stop with the excuses and
just act your age
you know what i will make you a deal i
promise to stop
scaring kids with my barn story if you
promise to help me clean this up and put
it away
really
indeed mr daniels it all goes in that
barrel right over there
that barrel yep okay
by the way miss barnhart yes happy
halloween
[Laughter]
you of all people the son of a
pastor to be celebrating devil's
night what would your father think
if you were alive if my father was still
alive you want to be trying to fill his
shoes in his church
hope you enjoyed yourself thanks to you
two
helens valley will not see another
halloween
i'll make sure of it
thank you for covering my ass back there
do you believe this woman
it's literally been a year since my dad
died and she thinks because she runs his
church
she runs this town well as long as she's
in charge i'll never be seen in church
yeah and who is she to tell us that
we're too old to trick-or-treat
oh dude did you hear that i think my
dad's home early
yep got all this for a minute i'm gonna
go inside and get some garbage bags and
stuff
sounds good partner yeah i'm gonna go
get changed before we head out tonight
yet again i am sorry to hear about
all of that miss barnhart
well if that's what he has to do to make
up to you
i'll tell them right now yeah sounds
great
okay goodbye
you uh want to explain that phone call
dead she broke the rule she never said
trick-or-treat
damn it sam
for someone who was so bent on the rules
for halloween
you sure as hell seemed lacking in the
rules of responsibility
do you realize that in seven months you
graduate high school
does that have to do with a stupid prank
do you really want
your legacy in this town to be the kid
who was so obsessed with himself
and halloween that he didn't know when
to grow up
i thought that when you and your buddies
the uh
gardeners from hell began mowing lawns
that you were growing out of your
kid phase but lo and behold
when the leaves change so do your
priorities
you don't get it dude i didn't choose to
stop being a kid you
and everyone else in this town decided
that for me
well then this is your lucky day pal
miss barnhart knows how much you enjoy
acting like a kid
so that's why she's giving you the
experience
of going door to door and collecting
goods
tomorrow night for the church's food
bank
oh and um by the way enjoy yourself
tonight
because after tomorrow you're grounded
dude
so both you guys have to do it well of
course russ
i'm the one that jumped out and scared
her so what's the four one one on
tomorrow huh
we're gonna add some cars tp some houses
on a little ding dong ditch huh
well according to my dad after i'm done
being a boy scout
i'm grounded yeah you know but uh
we'll figure something out all right
cool cool hey i'll meet you guys at
concessions in a little bit all right
all right oh hey sammy michelle's
working
oh [ __ ] what up pops okay we'll see you
over there
skating world so gardner's from hell huh
what that's what you said your dad
called us
dude he was just being a dickweed i
don't know it's not a bad name actually
beats being called the bushwackers
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hey michelle hi i will have
a slice of pizza a cola
and uh a bag of these
anything for you sam um oh he'll just
have your phone number
what
hey michelle um i'll take the same
that's right
all right well you guys can uh take a
seat and i'll bring it out to you
oh and uh you guys better hurry up rock
box just starting
wiggin out if i miss this
hello i'm your host dr rock
and tonight we've got one of the biggest
rock bands
on the music scene here to make a huge
announcement
all this and more as part of a
spooktacular
halloween edition of the rock block with
dr
rock
fear
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you wanted him i got him the one
the only demon inferno
always a pleasure always a pleasure to
see you guys
you gotta tell us what is this big
announcement that you came out here
on the rock block with dr rock to tell
the world
well doctor tomorrow night on halloween
me and the boys are going to be playing
a special show at 11
59 p.m so all you kids need to be there
and rock and roll rock and roll that's
right you heard it here first on the
rock block
so if you head bangers want to get out
there and rock with demon inferno
now that would be a bitchin last
halloween together
what are you doing listen
i want to see this band live right and
we have to go trick-or-treating for
barnhart
so why don't we kill two birds with one
stone
ow so
we take a car okay drive towards the
concert stop
buy some town on the way and trick or
treat barnhart didn't say that the goods
couldn't be candy
the ultimate screwed her from the both
of us
yeah but what about your dad listen he
said it himself okay once school ends
and everything changes
look at this opportunity look a demon
inferno concert and trick-or-treating
this could be the night that makes us
legends in this town
one last two raw
what last raw well
um sam was just saying
how he'd like to see demon inferno
tomorrow night
and was wondering if we all like to tag
along
one last hurrah me seriously go to see
minnie michael's live my shift ends in
15.
we'll talk thanks sam
what so
how do we score right there
look
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all right so chris i was thinking
tomorrow being our one month anniversary
and everything
maybe we could do something special
something other than hiding from
everyone at the drive-in
nikki baby we'll go do something special
soon i promise
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okay so is there anything you had
planned for me tonight
i don't know i mean something like this
[Music]
yep i'd say that's something
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oh
yeah what the dishes guys it's just
getting a second base yeah you were hey
listen
can we borrow your van what
you get another long gig or something
you know half your [ __ ] still in the
back taking up space from last time no
no it's not a job but we'll pay
you still hold me from last time man you
know do you mean inferno just
rescheduled their hometown concert for
tomorrow
seriously this is perfect yeah what does
that mean
oh man it means you bring the guests
money
i'll bring the party
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hey sam i thought you said that term
back there was supposed to be a shortcut
yeah i'm telling you it is here you know
what
let me map yourself
he's right all we got to do is follow
this road oh uh chris
um we have to stop at the first time we
come across before the concert that way
we can get this done okay why don't you
just buy the candy and give it to
barnhart
oh no sammy boy here believes candy
given to you on all hallows eve isn't
just candy
it's candy with the devil's touch oh
yeah
it's just one of his many rules of
halloween shut the hell up
what are you talking about
oh you guys will just think they're
stupid no come on tell us
what about the candy okay
so there's this rule about candy
i have called the treat it uh you know
so
say you knock on someone's door and say
trick or treat they give you candy
they've picked treat and all is well and
that's their payment to leave them alone
and not play a trick
therefore it's more than just candy so
it's like an offering
yeah exactly oh all right okay
okay well you got any more
seriously hey not to cut you guys off
but i think there's a talent up ahead
does that sign say death phil
well guys i think we may have found our
party spot
where is this town
[Laughter]
this must be like an old back entrance
or something maybe that's why the road
was closed
i'm not finding it on the map though i
mean it's not uncommon
a lot of these old towns have been
forgotten since the highways came
through
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well there you go sammy boy one last
hurrah right
well there it is your last hurrah
this is dr rock reminding you to buy
your tickets
for the demon inferno halloween concert
buy your tickets tonight all right sam
your turn
truth or dare hold on a second nexter i
just gotta know out of curiosity
where's the whole egging houses thing
following your list of rules sammy boy
hey that's right you never finished your
list come on
it's halloween come on tell us yeah dude
come on
that one's called the trick it's uh it's
a means of causing
mischief or retaliation to whoever
doesn't make offerings
tell me you've got a rule about partying
yeah i do actually it's called the
harvest
it's a way for people to thank the gods
for their crops through celebration and
sometimes even
human sacrifices is that it
yeah that's it no no no no tell them the
one you call
um the golden rule
golden rule sounds pretty interesting
yeah it's it's actually called never
trick the tree
you see it's when uh a treat is given
and a trick is played on the giver
afterwards
see if you truly believe in evil you
never want to break a deal on halloween
because it's the one night of the year
the devil can come for you it's a good
thing i don't believe in any of that
[ __ ]
i mean it's just like that barn legend
we heard about growing up
yeah how did that rhyme go again oh it
was something like uh the boogeyman
will twist your tits hollow jack plows
your butt your candy corn scarecrow
[Laughter]
you know it's [ __ ] right it's just
some story made up by farmers to keep
kids off their properties
why do you think we're the only ones out
here tonight what's your fascination
with this story anyway sam
you mean obsession no seriously
seriously
my grandfather heard the story when he
was a teenager working in the mines
so every year on halloween he told me
the tale all october i couldn't go to
sleep with the
off because all i could think about was
hallowjack
carving my head out like a pumpkin and
candy corn scarecrow ripping out my
eyes but there's the thought of the
boogeyman
that was the thought that kept me from
trick-or-treating
so i just kind of made up these rules
from
traditions and books and used them for
protection on halloween
i don't know stupid kid stuff i guess
yeah it is
no it's not it's cute please a miner
a scarecrow a pumpkin man come on
dude it's not even possible to carve
someone's skull out anyways
guys can we just get back to the game
sam truth or dare
dare i think i said enough truth for a
night
i dare you to go up to the barn door
knock three times and say trick or treat
hey
that sounds like fun why do we all do it
with him
i mean it is halloween after all
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oh
well guys we knock on the door and say
trick or treat
three times that's the rule right if we
just do it twice dude
this legend is bogus monsters aren't
real yeah
give me your hands we'll show you once
and for all there's no such thing as the
boogeyman
oh [ __ ]
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see sam nothing
what the hell dude
i thought you said it was locked it was
hey don't go in there don't go in there
man
what are you doing what what is he doing
yeah guys maybe this really is the bar
of the blood
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sad too easy son of a [ __ ]
russ you okay
check this place out
it's a lot bigger than it looks from the
outside
check out the [ __ ] and mower
that is totally grody
[Music]
someone better check the expiration date
on those
russ you okay man
[Music]
gross this must have been a
slaughterhouse or something
why do you say that cause it smells like
rotten meat
yeah seriously bar for rama
i don't know boys but y'all should
probably head back into town
times are ticking and you all got about
an hour before this van books out
chill dude we'll be back in time
i'll grab you a costume michelle
what about you russ you coming along no
you gotta have fun i think i'm gonna
hang here and veg
trying to figure out where the hell that
smells coming from all right well
have fun with that
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damn
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to the max
[ __ ] sam scared the hell out of me hey
kill that light
i found a [ __ ] head yo seriously sam
what the
oh [ __ ]
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so what's this big surprise take your
blindfold off
christopher this is awesome when did you
do all this
i found out why you and your gal pal
were chatting you know
i figured if someone went through all
this trouble to leave it out here might
as well make some use of it
you know stare at the stars snuggle up
on this autumn night
you were too romantic but the real
reason i brought you out for
is this
oh my god christopher it's beautiful
thank you
so uh where'd we leave off i believe you
were uh
rounding first base on your way to
second that's right
i think i just got my seventh inning
stretch
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just just
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me
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you got the uh toilet paper
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the affirmative you got the eggs you got
the
mateys double affirmative what do you
boys have planned
oh tonight it's about reclaiming what
was taken from us
anybody that tells us we're too old to
go trick-or-treating is getting a face
full of yolk
and a tree full of teepee and the mateys
them be for pumpkins
okay all right whoa where he falls huh
apparently that's death bell's real name
trust me when i say it
stay away from them this is how they
watch
oh it no no no no no every year
yeah well you'll thank me tomorrow when
you're all still alive
oh hi kids great costumes no way
okay so let me ask you a question
anything babe what's your whole take on
michelle and her virgin act
it's uh it's no act she's an honest to
god good girl
i think there's someone watching us
where
you know i bet it's russell freaking
pervert
i bet that jose's been watching us the
whole time
give me a sec babe i'm gonna go follow
him
and tell him something
chris is that you
this isn't funny
screw this i'm going back to the van
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russell you scared the [ __ ] out of me
what are you wearing
can you even see out of that anyways um
chris is looking for you and he's super
pissed
how'd you even get this thing on
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oh man i'll tell you one thing for sure
no one is ever gonna forget the tale of
sam and josh two guys who took on [ __ ]
barnhart and destroyed her
i mean that's one heck of a legacy to
leave behind kids are gonna be talking
about you guys forever
[Music]
do you really want your legacy in this
town to be the kid who was so
obsessed with himself and halloween that
he didn't know when to grow up
yeah i was thinking of
mine waiting up for josh i got to go
back and get those houses you know they
had some pretty good treats
double up on some
i'll be right back i'ma get you for that
so what do you think
he's great what
oh you mean trick trick-or-treating it's
it's awesome i um
if i told you something could you keep
it a secret
i think i could handle a secret okay
well i've kind of had a
crush on sam for a while now and i'm not
i'm not really
sure about it what aren't you sure about
i'm not sure if he likes me or if he's
just being nice to me
what do you think i think you should
follow your heart on this one
hey penis breath you're pretty fast
getting back here but i know it was you
watching us
oh you're not russell
hey uh um
i'm looking for the guy that was wearing
those headphones
what the [ __ ]
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vicky
nicky [ __ ] man
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holy [ __ ] i'm so sorry
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oh
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um
[Applause]
[ __ ] come on
so um you having fun tonight
no no
it's exactly how i thought it would be
you
i didn't think this night could get much
router you know you being here this is
the best halloween ever i'm so
glad you invited me me too
[Music]
well sam bone that's it mission
accomplished damn
sam look at your candy sack
did you really go back to every house
for seconds this
this is nothing what's in it let me see
is that chris
hey have you seen anyone dressed like
the devil in the grim reaper
oh [ __ ]
now why would chris be running down the
street come on guys let's go
oh
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hey what the hell man
did that guy just steal your candy sack
yeah well what
are we waiting for dude yep
did you see their faces yeah sam they're
dressed like you're demons so we're
gonna cover their faces in egg yolk or
what
let's just forget about it guys we don't
know these people damn it there was more
than just candy in that bag
let's just go to this schoolhouse party
i heard people talking about i'm sure
there's gonna be candy with the devil's
touch on it there
fine but only for five minutes and then
we gotta split
we can't miss this concert
hey wait up
hey you don't touch that dial there's
much more
madness to come here at monster madness
on channel three
more trick-or-treaters the big gasoline
truck came screaming right across the
road
but it must have been 10
[Music]
kids scared me to death your costumes
are great they're so realistic
i bet you want some more apples don't
you did you come in here for some more
apples
here you go
[Music]
harvest hood nanny all right
[Music]
hello everyone it's good to see all your
faces out there in the crowd tonight
again this year
and i won't make this long because i
know we're all eager to enjoy ourselves
tonight marks the 30th anniversary of
what's become known as the annual
harvest tutanani who's ready to let the
festivities continue
thank you preacher here's one y'all know
sing along with me
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[Music]
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you're the guy who likes to smash
pumpkins huh
indeed george hey wins the name
smashing them pumpkins is the best way
to keep those goddamn demons from
coming into town oh wait wait
what did you just say wait a minute you
two don't look familiar at all
it's it's the costumes it throws
everyone off
what were you just saying something
about those damn demons
[Applause]
that children's rhyme has glorified
those beasts for way too long now
so i'm going to tell you guys this for
your own protection
you see the part many folks don't
realize is
it was the devil himself to sent their
creatures here to take the flesh of the
living back to hell
okay i'll see you in a few bye
matthew the minor the one they call the
boogeyman
he's the devil's right-hand man in the
beginning
he was in charge of digging that god
forsaken tunnel out of hell
into our world you're probably too young
to remember the mining incident
in the 30s but i believe those miners
stumbled upon that tunnel
[Music]
oh yeah so that's why he's just like a
miner too digging holes and stuff
what do you know about hallowed jack the
pumpkin man
oh he's the watcher he can take any one
of those pumpkins out of his patch
and use them for his eyes to watch over
the land
he signals the other ones of approaching
flesh so
so he's like a he's like a guard dog huh
[Music]
so that's why you were smashing pumpkins
or just because he's crazy drunk
tell us what you know about uh the candy
corn scarecrow the straw man
well he's the protector of the harvest
he makes sure the crops grow right and
stay safe
he'll chew up anything with those rotten
teeth that try to enter their ground
to harm that corn so
how exactly do you know so much about
all this again
because when i was a younger boy
i watched them slaughter my best friend
shirley
i'm sure you all realize by now that no
one around here believes me
they all think that she died in some
equipment accident that night at the
barn
so why didn't they kill you
i don't know it's like they just didn't
see me or something
were you wearing a mask or something or
come on this guy's obviously had one too
many
maybe i have son but i've earned it for
the last three decades i've done
everything i could to keep those
creatures from coming into town
but nobody here appreciates it because
nobody believes it
i can relate
here go boys thanks michelle
thanks so if you've seen these monsters
and you know where the barn is
damn we got a jam we don't even have
tickets yet could you stop spazzing
about the concert for one minute
you know what i've had enough i know
you're hoping for some validation from
this guy but you need to accept it sam
your dad's right
you need to grow up and forget about all
this crap are you kidding me you too
okay boys let's just chill out before we
say something we regret i know it's okay
michelle
go ahead sam what's your damage
ever since your dad died you've been
this completely different person
oh yeah you just want me to believe in
all this halloween legend mumbo jumbo
that's all this is about
but while we're being honest why don't
you inform michelle here that i'm the
reason she came along
because you weren't gonna ask her what
is that true sam kind of
it's not like i didn't want you to come
along
i'm going back to the van she'll wait
well how about this whole
trick-or-treating punishment was for me
and for me alone
you didn't have to come along so you
lied to me
made me dress up like an idiot hey man
you made the assumption unbelievable
for years i've saved your ass well guess
what
i'm out and i'm keeping the candy so
suck it
fine go
oh
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chris what are you doing here russell
nikki
they're all dead man the legend's real i
saw the boogeyman
i watched him eat a [ __ ] faceburger
made out of russell's head
what three of them just like the legend
said they followed me into town
now everybody's gone they're all dead
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here's another one for you
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holy [ __ ]
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you burn me good i'm gonna go get my
candy back now
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very ugly joke's over buddy i want my
candy back now
what are you deaf kids give me the bag
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huh
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screw this guys i'm going back to the
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van
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oh my god oh my god
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what are they doing they're collecting
their treats
what do you think this night's all about
that flesh is for the devil
i knew it was only a matter of time
before they come into town for the
feeding
is there any way to stop them you can't
as long as there's flesh to take back
they're not gonna stop to ever knock on
that door's ground meat
we gotta find michelle before those
creatures do there is one more option
boys
than he had till midnight so if i can
stop him from collecting
maybe there's a chance that'll stop the
beating
come on come on
we gotta help him now man kill us i
don't know
think you know all the traditions just
give me a minute thing
three mask on look around man
no one else is left standing they won't
dress
oh scary god
jesus christ
holy [ __ ] that worked i tried
they were just too strong together if
you want any chance of saving your
friends
you got to get back to that blind here
i don't know what this is it was under
miner's neck
it might be important i found just
oh my gosh boys you freed me from this
burning
just do me one more favor send those
[ __ ] back to hell
the plan is we stop the feeding
shouldn't be searching the barn for
michelle and chris first no
if we go in that barn we're all you saw
what happened to george when he took
them all on at once
wait he said they were all protectors of
different places
and what does that have to do with
anything we go to the places they
protect
and we call them out one by one so how
do we get their attention
we follow my rules we knocked on that
barn door
and we said trick-or-treat and guess
what they didn't give us a treat
so we give them their trick exactly
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is
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is
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well here's the pumpkin patch i guess
this is uh where
hello jack waits for approaching flash
how are we gonna draw him out here here
give me an egg give me a nut
come on man come on hurry give me an egg
i saw to piss him off
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oh it's not even possible to carve
someone's skull anyways
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did you hear that what
oh
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huh
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what's up
he does just see through the pumpkins he
becomes them josh we need to start
smashing pumpkins
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is that all of them yeah i'm pretty sure
well that was easy yeah
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[Applause]
go
just puff it
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holy
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it worked it worked
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josh light the young ladies
let's make some pumpkin pie
see you later alligator
we did it i can't believe that worked
now what we get to the cornfield
come on let's burn this mother down
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did you hear that
mickey
where are you candycorn blaster josh
come on josh shut up
we don't know what else is on the field
calm down
i'm gonna kill you he's mine
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uh
eat [ __ ] and die
that's for nikki
sam light up that corn stalk
let's watch this piece of [ __ ] straw man
burn
josh sam
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now
ugh
john gosh
no come back
no no no no josh
uh
good
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uh
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so
wow
as i said before a special evening is
upon us
it was not that long ago now but
i can still remember the night that he
came to me and said he had heard
my unanswered prayers for help he said
he would restore our soil
and help us bring back our harvest if
only we would help
restore what had been taken from him
now every halloween the curious
teenagers come to these doors
in search of our legend and to fall prey
to our plan
as i said before a special evening is
upon us
because at midnight tonight when the
harvest
moon shines at its brightest
the lord will rise from his pits
to collect his treats
he's especially going to like this one
come on my dear you are going to be the
treat that he saves for last
oh i see protectors has returned
is that what's left of the teenagers
and let the ceremony begin oh lord we
offer these
gifts to you accept this gorgeous flesh
for all that you have done for us and a
token of your appreciation
everybody stand still don't move or i'll
cut his head off just like i did your
scarecrow
son i think you're outnumbered
sam you're still alive
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it's time to harvest this [ __ ]
get away from her
josh come on let's go i got it sam just
get in the van and go
what someone's got to stay and make sure
the feeding ends just go oh
both of you
okay
i need you to wear this sam i know he
said to go but we can't leave him
they need you now okay you've become
part of the feeding if you don't go
it won't end all right look you're going
to drive
you're going to drive as far as you can
you're going to find a pay phone
you're going to call for help and you're
going to keep driving no i'm not going
to leave you here
you have to if i don't make it back make
sure barnhart gets this
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i want to be remembered for doing the
right thing
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now go drive
why would you do this you're supposed to
be a man of god i am a man of god
it's not your god he
betrayed us and left us with nothing
what's the point now in the harvest if
your whole town is dead
what are you talking about you're
protectors they're a lot more killing
than protecting at your town dance
tonight impossible
well they're all dead now you may have
convinced them the barn was condemned
and dangerous but they didn't believe in
the legend
and that's what made them weak and
helpless hey
wouldn't do that if i were you sam what
are you doing here where's michelle
senator go get help but we got bigger
fish to friday i'm the weak killer
[ __ ] man it's still out there man
o heavenly father i pray for your
guidance and protection
bless this vessel with your presence and
purify everything it touches
no
is that all the flesh the rest of it is
in the basement
it's almost midnight and you'll never
find
the key miniski you
fools do you realize the flag must be
what did i just do i just wanted that
you did what you had to do
listen it's almost midnight man we got
to get to the basement get the rest of
that flesh
all right
hey i got it
give me the tank
i found it
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uh
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oh
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huh
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i'm not afraid of you anymore
ah
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uh
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foreign
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is he dead yeah he's he's dead
oh what about the flesh it's done
i think i found the hole to hell
we gotta go come on come on we gotta go
come on come on
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wait what's that smell
dude the bar's on fire gotta be kidding
me there's gotta be another way out
not kidding me there's no doors there's
no windows
it's over josh there's no way out
[Music]
hey boogie man
trick or treat [ __ ]
silver we stopped it
so no more feeding no more feeding
but we still got to find a way out of
here
sam i think i need to sit down
we shouldn't want to go find help
someone will come for us
you know if we make it out of here alive
i don't think i'm gonna go trick or
treating again
yeah me either
i actually think i might start going
back to church on sunday
what time is it it's 11 59.
i thought you said it was over we
followed all your rules sam what's going
on
we're not done yet
the flesh was double street returns for
the town's harvest
we trick the treat we broke the golden
rule
so you think we'll still be legends
after tonight
yeah but with our luck they'll probably
just remember us as the gardeners from
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hell
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no education
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is
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is
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uh
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is
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so
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[Applause]
one more turn
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they'll get you
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oh
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[Applause]
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tonight
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this whole day
all this moon rises
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oh
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there there's no question
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
where are you
there's no question you will die
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tonight
you
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