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The following programme contains strong language.

(PANTING)

(VOMITS, RETCHES)

(COUGHS, SPITS)

(RING CLATTERS)

(FLUSHES)

(RUSTLING) (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

(WOMAN SPEAKS GERMAN)

(WOMAN SPEAKS GERMAN)

(STEWARDESS SPEAKS)

(SPEAKS FINNISH)

(VOCALS IN ITALIAN)

(SPEAKS GERMAN)

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(SHUSHING)

(SNIFFS) Ah!

(SNIFFS) Ah!

(LAUGHTER)

No, no.

No, I don't do coke.

Come on, come on. Come on.

Come on, come on. Come on.

(SNIFFS)

(SNIFFS)

Give me the money.

Give me the money.

Tell him that it would not be smart to kill two German diplomats.

Tell him that it would not be smart to kill two German diplomats.

A lot of people know we're here.

Mm?

(DOG BARKS)

(DOG BARKS)

Where have you been, guys?

I've been waiting for you the whole day.

I've been waiting for you the whole day.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

Oh, no, David! Please, change the channel.

Oh, no, David! Please, change the channel.

Come on, please. Oh. (TV PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) Hey, I like that tune, baby!

(INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT)

Are you European Peace Corps? No.

I'm Felix. You must be Tuuli.

I'm Felix. You must be Tuuli.

Yes. (LAUGHS)

Come on.

This is Svensson. Hey. Ah.

No, no, from Germany. I'm Mark. Mark Svensson.

No, no, from Germany. I'm Mark. Mark Svensson.

This is David, our driver, guard, guide and...friend.

Welcome to Colombia.

Welcome to Colombia.

Let me help. Ah.

Thanks for picking me up. Yeah, sure.

I mean, he didn't want to, but - What? YOU didn't want to!

I mean, he didn't want to, but - What? YOU didn't want to!

Yeah, right. I didn't want to. But now I am really glad. Come on.

I can help you. Thanks.

I can help you. Thanks.

So, yeah. Please take a seat.

(BEEP)

Thank you so much.

Baggage? No, no luggage.

(PHONE BEEPS) (ELISABETH ON VOICEMAIL)

(ENDS CALL)

How long have you been here?

How long have you been here?

Well, I'm here half a year.

It's part of my masters for international development.

Fortunately, my best friend here joined me. Five weeks ago.

Fortunately, my best friend here joined me. Five weeks ago.

I think he is doing something with books. (LAUGHS)

I'm studying literature - English and German literature.

I'm studying literature - English and German literature.

And you? What about you? Are you... Still go to university? Yeah.

I'm in med school. It's my fourth year. In Turku.

I'm in med school. It's my fourth year. In Turku.

How did you come up with the amazing idea to join the Peace Corps

and work your ass off for no money?

and work your ass off for no money?

Well, I thought it was a good idea until I saw you guys. (LAUGHS)

But now I'm here. So, too late.

But now I'm here. So, too late.

What are you listening to? Different stuff.

Just now, some Finnish Tango.

Just now, some Finnish Tango.

Now, that sounds good. Let's put it on.

Hey, David!

(TANGO MUSIC PLAYS)

(TANGO MUSIC PLAYS)

So, welcome to Santa Marta.

Thank you. That's it. We're there.

Thank you. That's it. We're there.

Who is Santos? He is a son of a bitch.

He's...Head of Police, and he's running for mayor.

(HORN HONKS)

PADRE: How was your trip, guys?

And you must be Tuuli, am I right?

Yes, si.

Yes, si.

Tuuli, excuse me, the sink is blocked.

I am Padre Valdarama.

Hi. Not only the House Janitor.

Hi. Not only the House Janitor.

Come in. Let me show you around.

(CHURCH BELL RINGS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(WOMAN SPEAKS)

(ENDS CALL)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

(SPEAKING OWN LANGUAGE)

(AGATHA GROANS)

(AGATHA GROANS)

Tuuli, we'll continue with the antibiotic ointment.

Tuuli, we'll continue with the antibiotic ointment.

Shouldn't she be in hospital? She could lose that arm.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I know.

But...who would pay for that?

But we cannot just let her... We cannot work wonders for everyone.

But we cannot just let her... We cannot work wonders for everyone.

We can only ease the pain.

That's the reality of the situation.

OK.

Si.

Si.

(CHEERING)

(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)

Let's have a party tonight! We have to celebrate this!

(LATIN MUSIC)

(LATIN MUSIC)

The woman who we met before? Yeah.

The woman who we met before? Yeah.

Please. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I will get so fat here.

Did you know that I am fluently in Finnish?

Really? No. Yeah.

(SPEAKS FINNISH)

(SPEAKS FINNISH)

You want another one?

Yeah, sure.

No, no, no speak? Ay, Hello.

Nice moustache.

Come on, let's dance.

Come on, let's dance.

Can I swap in here? Oh!

(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)

(CHURCH BELL RINGS)

Mm.

Ciao, Conti!

Ciao, Conti!

Ciao, Tuuli.

(BOAT SIREN WAILS)

(MOTOR ROARS)

(BEEPING) (MOTOR STARTS)

(BEEPING) (MOTOR STARTS)

Mm-hm.

LINO: Ciao. Ciao.

LINO: Ciao. Ciao.

MARK: Ciao. Ciao. FELIX: Ciao.

(LAUGHTER) (ENGINE STARTS)

(LAUGHTER) (ENGINE STARTS)

(SIREN WAILS) Fuck.

(SIREN WAILS) Fuck.

What do those idiots want?

Fuck.

Are you fucking kidding?!

Are you fucking kidding?!

What are you doing?

They won't...They won't search you. What...

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

Papers. Come on, papers!

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, I'm from Finland.

Really? No?

And if we check...

(DOG SNIFFING)

Eh?!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

(DAVID GROANS)

(DOG BARKS)

OK.

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(SOFTLY) A bag of weed!

A fucking gun!

(SPEAKS FINNISH)

Go!

(HORN HONKS)

Hi. KIKI: Tuuli. Kiki.

Hi. KIKI: Tuuli. Kiki.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

Yeah, I have brought somebody with me, Kiki. This is Daniel.

Yeah, I have brought somebody with me, Kiki. This is Daniel.

Daniel, Kiki. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I'll take care of it.

(Let's go.)

So, how was your trip? Fine.

Sami didn't throw up. Oh, good.

Sami didn't throw up. Oh, good.

Until the second flight. Oh, great.

(CHUCKLES)

I've tried to take good care of the garden. Good.

I've tried to take good care of the garden. Good.

I've got your room ready for you.

Er... I'd rather stay in the guestroom with Sami...if that's OK.

Er... I'd rather stay in the guestroom with Sami...if that's OK.

Of course. Maybe Daniel can stay there?

Sure.

(CREAKING)

Would you show Daniel to his room while I put the stuff in the kitchen?

OK.

ALL: My name is.

Mein Name ist?

(ALL SPEAK GERMAN)

(ALL SPEAK GERMAN)

(ALL CHANT)

No, that's OK.

Hey. Hey.

You went outside today? Yeah.

You went outside today? Yeah.

It's not a great atmosphere out there, let me tell you.

Yeah.

Santos will win, all hell will break loose.

Santos will win, all hell will break loose.

It doesn't matter who wins.

There will be trouble anyway.

There will be trouble anyway.

Red, blue...trouble.

(CAN OPENS)

(CAN OPENS)

Do you know what I miss? What?

What?

What?

You eat them with butter and...egg on top,

You eat them with butter and...egg on top,

(LAUGHS) What's going on?

You're high? Yes, maybe.

You're high? Yes, maybe.

Don't you miss anything?

I don't think so.

No. Come on.

No, I'm serious. I don't miss a thing.

No, I'm serious. I don't miss a thing.

Well, then you are not a human if you don't. What else could I be?

Well, then you are not a human if you don't. What else could I be?

A person has to miss something.

You.

I miss you.

(GUNSHOT) (DOGS BARK)

(GUNSHOT) (DOGS BARK)

(SHRIEKING)

(SHRIEKING)

(WHOOPING)

(DOG BARKS)

(DOG BARKS)

(DOG WHINES)

(BARKS, WHINES)

(BARKS, WHINES)

(COUGHS)

(COUGHS)

We need to get him to the hospital. Quick. We need a car!

(DOG BARKS) (SANTOS GROANS)

(DOG BARKS) (SANTOS GROANS)

He's not gonna make it anyway. Come on! He will bleed to death.

(DOG BARKS) Let's lift him up.

(DOG BARKS) Let's lift him up.

(BARKS) Fuck.

Shh, shh. (BARKING)

Shh, shh. (BARKING)

(GROWLS)

OK. Shh, shh.

(GUN COCKS) David?

David.

David.

(GROWLS)

(DOG BARKS)

Stop that shit! (GUNSHOT)

Stop that shit! (GUNSHOT)

(WHINING, PANTING)

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

(GROANS) We need the car!

(GROANS)

What happened? We just found him here.

What happened? We just found him here.

Christ's sake, it's Santos! He's alive.

We need to get him to the hospital now. I know.

Santos. (COUGHS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

Fuck. (GROANS)

No, no, no, no. No, no. You stay here.

No, no, no, no. No, no. You stay here.

No-one to see you. Close the door, lock the gate. And keep quiet.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES) (ENGINE STARTS)

(CAR DOOR CLOSES) (ENGINE STARTS)

(DOG WHINES)

(DOG WHINES)

(WHINING)

Um...

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