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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:06,038 ¶ ¶ 2 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:35,968 THE FRENCH, THEY HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT, RIGHT? 3 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:39,605 I READ THIS ARTICLE ONLINE, ACTUALLY AN IN-DEPTH BLOG, 4 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,041 AND IT WAS SAYING HOW THEY CONSISTENTLY HAVE BETTER, 5 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,476 MORE-FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS THAN AMERICANS 6 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,046 BECAUSE THEY AREN'T SO -- SO GOAL-ORIENTED 7 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,914 WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE. 8 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:53,318 THEY DON'T JUDGE A RELATIONSHIP BASED ON THE FINAL OUTCOME. 9 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,921 THEY VALUE THE ACTUAL JOURNEY. 10 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,560 -LOOK, DUDE. YOU CAN'T KEEP BEATING YOURSELF UP OVER WHAT HAPPENED. 11 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,928 -I BROKE UP WITH HER, JARED. 12 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:04,563 -IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR. 13 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,865 I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO KNOCK THE DUST OFF YOUR SCHVANTZ. 14 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,902 AND NOW YOU SPEAK YIDDISH? 15 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,637 -MOTHERFUCKER, I WAS BAR MITZVAHED. 16 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,972 SHIT, MAN. AT LEAST YOU GOT THAT RING BACK. 17 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,808 THAT'S PRETTY KEY. 18 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,411 YOU DIDN'T GET THE RING BACK. 19 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,813 -I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 20 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,516 -YEAH. -YOU'RE A DISGRACE. 21 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,984 -YEAH, I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 22 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,660 DUDE, COME HERE. COME HERE, COME HERE. 23 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,029 CHECK IT OUT. RIGHT THERE. 24 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:39,598 SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT. SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT. 25 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,900 HEY, GO OVER THERE AND ASK THEM TO BOWL WITH US. 26 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,435 -I'M -- DUDE, NO. 27 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,837 -DUDE, WOULD YOU -- 28 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,038 S-SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT AGAIN A SECOND TIME. 29 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,339 SHE CHECKED YOU OUT AGAIN! 30 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,607 -SHE'S SCANNING THE ROOM. JUST LET IT GO. 31 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,042 -DUDE, SHE IS NOT SCANNING THE ROOM. 32 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:51,643 DUDE, IF YOU DON'T GO OVER THERE, I WILL. 33 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,945 DO IT RIGHT NOW. -I'M NOT -- DUDE, STOP IT. 34 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,680 LET IT GO. -NO. HERE SHE -- HERE SHE COMES. 35 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,014 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? -SHE'S RIGHT -- 36 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,683 -HEY. -HEY. 37 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:00,419 -UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD AN EXTRA 12-POUNDER. 38 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,922 -UM, WELL, I-I JUST HAVE THIS ONE, 39 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,524 BUT WE CAN SHARE IT IF YOU WANT. 40 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:06,725 OR YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE IT. 41 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,293 -OH. NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 42 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,428 YOU'RE KIND OF ON A ROLL HERE, SO... 43 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,996 - THANK YOU. 44 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,965 -I'LL LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE. IT'S FINE. 45 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,566 -ARE YOU SURE? -YEAH. 46 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,701 SORRY. -THANK YOU. 47 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,902 -NO, IT'S OKAY. -YEAH, SORRY. 48 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,537 -HEY, YOU GUYS 49 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,839 SHOULD TOTALLY JOIN US FOR A GAME OF BOWLING. 50 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,509 WE'RE JUST BY OURSELVES HERE IN THIS BIG LANE. 51 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,444 -OH, YEAH, SURE. THAT'D BE FUN. 52 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:26,478 -AWESOME. -ALL RIGHT. 53 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,746 -OKAY, YEAH, COOL. 54 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,081 -ARE YOU GONNA BUY US A DRINK IF WE WIN? 55 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,716 -YOU KNOW, WE'LL BUY YOU A DRINK ANYWAY, 56 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,851 BECAUSE CHIVALRY IS STILL ALIVE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 57 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,753 -OH. ALL RIGHT. -YEAH. I LIKE THAT. 58 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,222 -OH! -YEAH! 59 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,624 -OKAY, OKAY! 60 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,159 WE CAN WORK WITH THAT. WE CAN WORK WITH THAT. 61 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,361 - ALL RIGHT, TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 62 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,534 AAH! 63 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,169 OH! -OH! 64 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,310 -OH! 65 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,081 -UM, WELL, THIS IS ME. 66 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,750 -NICE. 67 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,151 -THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WALKING ME. 68 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,553 -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 69 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,321 I HAD FUN...TONIGHT. 70 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,056 - YEAH. 71 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,158 -WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT AGAIN. 72 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,793 -UM, YEAH. 73 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,695 I MEAN... 74 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,863 UGH. 75 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,166 I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS EARLIER, BUT, UM... 76 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,068 I'M SEEING SOMEONE. 77 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,306 WELL, WE'VE ONLY BEEN ON TWO DATES, 78 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,007 BUT, UM, I DID PROMISE HIM A THIRD. 79 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,842 -I-I THINK WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE. 80 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:32,911 WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 81 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,546 COME ON. -JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 82 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,648 -SURE. THINK ABOUT IT. 83 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,020 -OKAY. 84 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,290 OKAY. 85 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,192 WELL, BYE. -BYE. 86 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,260 -MM. 87 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,729 -GOOD NIGHT. -GOOD NIGHT. 88 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,863 -DINNER. 89 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,000 -AS FRIENDS. -YEAH. 90 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,501 - BYE. 91 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,712 -YOU KNOW, WHAT'S FUNNY IS A MONTH AGO, 92 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,313 THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY. 93 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,950 SHE PROMISED THIS GUY A THIRD DATE. 94 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,152 UGH. I'M UNLUCKY. 95 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,654 IT'S LIKE EVERY GIRL IN THIS TOWN, 96 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,389 THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME, YOU KNOW? 97 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,324 AND THE HOTTER THE CHICK -- PBHT! 98 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,026 THE CRAZIER THE GAME. 99 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,264 I'M GOOD, MAN. 100 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,932 -THIS ONE'S ON HER. 101 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:37,509 -THANKS. 102 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:41,179 I, UM... 103 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:43,949 I USUALLY DON'T DRINK ALONE. 104 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,918 -SO DON'T. 105 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,559 -I'M HARRY. 106 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,762 -I'M MAREN. -HI, MAREN. 107 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:03,101 SO...MAREN. 108 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,438 -DO YOU STAY AT THIS HOTEL? 109 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,740 -YEAH. I'M HERE FOR THE WEEKEND. 110 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,575 DOING SOME OPEN HOUSES. 111 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:14,046 I LIVE IN WESTCHESTER. 112 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:16,915 - WOW. THAT'S PRETTY FANCY. 113 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,785 - YEAH. 114 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,120 BUT I GET TO SEE MY KIDS WHEN I'M IN TOWN. 115 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,122 - YOUR KIDS? 116 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,891 YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS. 117 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,793 YOU HAVE THREE KIDS. SHE HAS THREE KIDS. 118 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,027 Wow. 119 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,896 -ONE'S IN COLLEGE HERE IN THE CITY. 120 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,931 -WERE YOU PREGNANT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL? 121 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,467 -OH. CUTE. 122 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:38,003 I BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE MOMS. 123 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,074 -YOU DIVORCED? 124 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:47,879 -HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S HIS LOSS. 125 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,617 -SO, HARRY... 126 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:55,220 WHY ARE YOU DRINKING ALONE? 127 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,101 -WHAT? 128 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,245 -MM. 129 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,214 MM. 130 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,887 -OKAY. I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 131 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,590 -REALLY? WHAT? -YEAH. 132 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,561 IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I'VE HAD SEX. 133 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,899 -WHOA. YOU MARRIED? 134 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,601 -WHAT? 135 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,570 NO, NO. NO. 136 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,972 UM... 137 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,444 MY FIANCéE CHEATED ON ME. 138 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,713 AWHILE BACK. 139 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,384 -OKAY. 140 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,987 WE'LL GO SLOW. 141 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,891 MM? 142 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,629 WANT TO HAND ME THAT GLASS? 143 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,969 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE, TOO. 144 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,108 -WHAT'S THAT? 145 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,010 -I'M NERVOUS, TOO. 146 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,412 -YOU'RE NERVOUS, TOO? THAT'S GOOD. 147 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,980 THAT'S GOOD. NERVOUS IS GOOD. 148 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,683 -YOU WANT TO TRY SOMETHING FUN? 149 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,618 -OKAY. 150 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:40,125 -IT'S LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL. REMEMBER? 151 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,626 -I DID NOT DO THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 152 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,328 - YOU DIDN'T? 153 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,931 -WELL, WE WENT TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS, PROBABLY. 154 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,966 -YEAH. 155 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,670 -I WENT ON A DATE TONIGHT. 156 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,640 MY FIRST IN A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME. 157 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,777 AND, UM... 158 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:03,815 IT WAS WITH THIS GUY I HADN'T SEEN SINCE COLLEGE. 159 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:07,352 YOU KNOW HOW THINGS GET BUILT UP OVER E-MAIL AND TEXT? 160 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:11,089 AND -- AND WE MET. IT WAS WEIRD. 161 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,792 -WHY WAS IT WEIRD? 162 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:17,662 -WELL, LET'S START WITH...SIZE. 163 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:22,801 -WAS HE, LIKE -- 164 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,336 -50 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN -- 165 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,570 -OH, I WAS THINKING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 166 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,074 -THAT'S WHEN I SHOULD HAVE LEFT, RIGHT? 167 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,043 BUT I STAYED, 168 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:37,749 AND HE STARTED SUCKING MY FINGERS AT DINNER. 169 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,821 WHO DOES THAT? 170 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,458 HEY. 171 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,926 I WANT YOU TO KNOW 172 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:51,997 THAT NOT EVERY GUY OUT THERE IS GONNA BE LIKE HIM. 173 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,400 YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ALL FLABBY, DISHONEST... 174 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,669 FINGER SUCKING AT THE DINNER TABLE WEIRDOS. 175 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:09,114 LET'S NOT PUT ANY PRESSURE ON TONIGHT. 176 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,817 WHATEVER IT IS IS WHAT IT IS. 177 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,696 -I'M SO CONFUSED. I SET IT ALL UP FOR YOU. 178 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,164 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T NAIL HER. 179 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,966 -I WALKED HER HOME. I ACTUALLY LIKED HER. 180 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,200 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT NAILING SOMEBODY. 181 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,735 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO NAIL SOMEBODY? 182 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,736 -OKAY. 183 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,071 THEN YOU WENT OUT HAN SOLO, 184 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,206 NAILED A NEW CHICK AFTER GETTING REJECTED. 185 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,275 -IT'S DIFFERENT, AND I WASN'T REJECTED. 186 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,611 WE -- YOU KNOW, WE -- WE PARTED AMICABLY. 187 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,446 -YOU AT LEAST MAKE OUT? -NO. 188 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,781 BUT... 189 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,249 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TO DINNER. 190 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,183 -MM-HMM. YEAH. 191 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,919 AND THAT RELATIONSHIP'S DEAD. 192 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,755 -YOU THINK SO? WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S DEAD? 193 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,257 -HAVE YOU EVER SUCCESSFULLY DATED A GIRL 194 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,225 WHERE YOU DIDN'T GET SOME SMALL KISS 195 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,861 OR SOME INKLING OF PROGRESSION BY THE NIGHT'S END? 196 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,531 I GOT HER NUMBER. 197 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,232 -MEANINGLESS WITHOUT A MAKE OUT. 198 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,768 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? TELL ME ABOUT THE SECOND ONE. 199 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,170 -I DON'T KNOW. 200 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,838 THE SEC-- THE SECOND ONE WAS A ONE-NIGHT THING. 201 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,073 IT WAS -- IT WAS NOTHING. 202 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,374 -WAS SHE HOT? -YEAH. 203 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,909 OLDER. -OH? 204 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,310 -YEAH. -OLDER. OKAY. 205 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,246 NOW YOU CAN REAPPROACH THE FIRST GIRL 206 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,448 WITH THAT CONFIDENCE YOU WERE LACKING. 207 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,882 -I'M CONFUSED. 208 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,150 I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID THE FIRST ONE WAS DEAD. 209 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,685 -YOU CAN TEXT HER SOMETHING NAUGHTY. 210 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,120 LIKE, WHAT IS SHE, UH... 211 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,388 YOU KNOW, WHAT KIND OF PANTIES DOES SHE WEAR? 212 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,789 LIKE, OH, IS SHE LOUD -- 213 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,957 -SHE'S SEEING SOMEONE ELSE, OKAY? 214 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,225 -SCRATCH HER OFF THE LIST. 215 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,793 TEXT THE MILF SOMETHING DIRTY. 216 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:29,961 SHE'S TOTALLY YOUR STRONG HAND. 217 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,596 -I'M NOT TEXTING ANYBODY. 218 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,331 - YOU HAVE A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY 219 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,734 TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH ZERO CHANCE OF GETTING HURT. 220 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:39,371 -Shh. Shh, shh. HELLO? -ZERO CHANCE. 221 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,306 -OH, HEY. 222 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,910 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. BYE. 223 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,115 -WHO WAS THAT? -IT WAS THE SECOND ONE. 224 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:53,551 SHE WANTED TO HANG OUT LATER, SO WE MIGHT, YOU KNOW -- 225 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,719 JARED, STOP THAT. 226 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,054 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 227 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,589 I'M JUST MAYBE GRABBING A COFFEE WITH HER. 228 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,457 LOOK AT ME. THAT'S IT. 229 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:05,764 GOD. 230 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,831 -OH, GOD. 231 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,473 YOUR SECRET'S GONNA COME OUT. 232 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,012 -WHAT SECRET? 233 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,349 -WHEN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS FIND OUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE, 234 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,719 I'M GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THEM OFF YOU WITH A STICK. 235 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,793 I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 236 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,902 I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT IT IS. 237 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,638 HMM? 238 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,543 -YEAH. 239 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,887 TELL ME ABOUT THE GIRL FROM YESTERDAY. 240 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,256 -WHAT GIRL FROM YESTERDAY? 241 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,391 -YOU KNOW. 242 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,493 - WHAT GIRL FROM YESTERDAY? 243 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,964 THE ONE THAT GOT YOU ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE AT THE BAR. 244 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,700 IS SHE CUTE? 245 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,369 COME ON. 246 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,672 SHE -- 247 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,073 YEAH. 248 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,143 I THOUGHT WE HAD A CONNECTION, 249 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:29,714 AND THEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS SEEING ANOTHER GUY, 250 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,350 AND SHE HAD, UH, SHE HAD PROMISED THIS GUY A THIRD DATE, 251 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,351 SO... 252 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:37,255 ANYWAY, THAT WAS IT, YOU KNOW? 253 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,424 IT'S OVER. 254 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,493 -WHAT? 255 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,094 NO, IT'S NOT OVER! 256 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,698 -IT IS VERY MUCH OVER. -NO! 257 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,767 TEXT HER. 258 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,504 -RIGHT NOW? 259 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:53,905 -YEAH. 260 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,707 -SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. 261 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,643 -SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET. 262 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,245 -YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 263 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,679 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ENCOURAGING THIS. 264 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,747 -YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL TEXT HER. 265 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,149 -NO. YOU WILL NOT. 266 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,851 YOU WILL NOT TEXT ANYONE, YOUNG LADY. 267 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,653 I WILL TEXT HER. 268 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,054 WHEN I GET HOME. 269 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,122 -TEXT HER NOW. 270 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,590 IF SHE ANSWERS RIGHT BACK, 271 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,626 IT'S BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU. 272 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,032 -I'LL SEE IF SHE WANTS TO GRAB DINNER TONIGHT. 273 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,534 - IT'S TOO LAST MINUTE. 274 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:25,203 IT'S AS IF YOU WEREN'T REALLY THINKING ABOUT HER. 275 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,838 ASK HER TO SOMETHING MORE CASUAL, 276 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,841 LIKE COFFEE OR LUNCH. 277 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,343 -HOW ABOUT I INVITE HER TO BRUNCH? 278 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,082 -"HEY. 279 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:44,255 YOU...WANT TO GRAB...BRUNCH SOMETIME?" 280 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,825 -"BRUNCH TOMORROW" QUESTION MARK. 281 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,326 LIGHT. 282 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:57,168 -"BRUNCH TOMORROW" QUESTION MARK. 283 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,371 -SEND. 284 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,208 -YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT NEW YORK CITY? 285 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,310 -UM, THE RATS? -NOPE. 286 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,277 -POLLUTION? -NOPE. 287 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,545 -CONSTRUCTION? -YES! 288 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,314 CONSTRUCTION. I WAS -- 289 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,481 THEY'RE ALWAYS BUILDING STUFF. 290 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,716 LIKE, WHAT ARE THEY BUILDING? 291 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:12,951 -I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NEW YORK. 292 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,185 -YOU DON'T DO CONSTRUCTION, DO YOU? 293 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,654 - NO, I WORK IN I.T. SALES. 294 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,089 -REALLY? I.T. -MM-HMM. 295 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,257 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING SEXIER, 296 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,459 LIKE...ACTUARIAL SCIENCE. 297 00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,562 WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO? 298 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,131 -UH, I DON'T DO ANYTHING. 299 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,767 -TELL ME MORE. 300 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,469 -I DON'T DO NOTHING. I'M -- I'M IN SCHOOL. 301 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,839 I'M FINISHING UP A TWO-YEAR GRAD PROGRAM AT COLUMBIA. 302 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,074 STUDYING ARCHITECTURE. 303 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,775 -OH, NO WAY. MY DAD'S AN ARCHITECT. 304 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,177 -GET OUT OF HERE. 305 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,012 -YEAH, HE'S A PARTNER AT KENNER AND BOYD. 306 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,147 -K&B? WOW. 307 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,450 I'M SUPPOSED TO INTERVIEW WITH THEM NEXT WEEK. 308 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,553 -OH, WELL, I'LL MAKE SURE HE KEEPS AN EYE OUT FOR YOU. 309 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,855 SO, UM... 310 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,658 I NEED -- I NEED YOUR MALE ADVICE FOR SOMETHING. 311 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,261 -OKAY. SHOOT. 312 00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:01,432 -I WENT ON THE THIRD DATE WITH THAT GUY LAST NIGHT. 313 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,369 AND I DON'T KNOW. WE JUST HAD AN OKAY TIME. 314 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,639 -WAS IT -- WAS IT GOOD OKAY? WAS IT -- WAS IT BAD OKAY? 315 00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,441 -FIRST OF ALL, HE DOESN'T MAKE ANY PLAN FOR DINNER. 316 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,276 OKAY? 317 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,577 AND THEN HE SAYS, 318 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,646 "OH, WE'LL JUST GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO." 319 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,282 SO WE END UP JUST, LIKE, SPENDING AN HOUR 320 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,950 WALKING THE STREETS OF NO RESERVATION 321 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,618 LOOKING FOR A TABLE. -NO. 322 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,053 YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR DATE WALK THE STREETS IN HEELS 323 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,621 WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE AN APP. 324 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,024 -YOU MEAN THE APP FOR HIS... FLIP PHONE? 325 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,159 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? UGH. GRACE, 326 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,561 --GRACE. NO. 327 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,530 HE HAS A FLIP PHONE? -YEAH. 328 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,165 -WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DOES THAT THING TAKE? 329 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,934 IS IT LIKE AA OR AAA? 330 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,569 - OH, I KNOW. 331 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,071 OH. IT'S HIM. 332 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,539 IT'S, UH, IT'S FLIP PHONE. 333 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,010 HE'S APOLOGIZING FOR THE RESTAURANT DEBACLE. 334 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,079 HMM. 335 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,914 -YOU'RE -- YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN? 336 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,118 -HE SAYS HE WANTS TO MEET TODAY FOR COFFEE. 337 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,788 WHY SO SOON AFTER OUR LAST DATE? 338 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,890 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 339 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,124 -I DON'T KNOW. 340 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,125 I MEAN, COFFEE TODAY 341 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,560 JUST SEEMS REALLY LAST MINUTE, 342 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,729 IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 343 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,399 -YOU THINK? 344 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:14,906 -OR HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND HE WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 345 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,643 -YOU'RE THE BEST. THANKS. 346 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,579 -NO PROBLEM. 347 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,218 WELL, UM, I FEEL FOOLISH. 348 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,488 I MEAN, THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT FEELS NAIVE. 349 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,092 I WONDER WHY I EVER GOT MY HOPES UP TO BEGIN WITH. 350 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,361 LOOK, I-I-IT'S NOT WORKING OUT. 351 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,964 I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT. 352 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,767 I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT 353 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,136 SHE JUST -- SHE LIKES SOME OTHER CLOWN. 354 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,171 -TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 355 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,140 -YOU KNOW SHE'S WITH HIM RIGHT NOW. 356 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,842 THEY'RE OUT HAVING COFFEE. 357 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,277 COFFEE? YEAH, RIGHT. 358 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,213 -GIRLS PLAY GAMES, SWEETHEART. 359 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,614 -YOU NEVER PLAYED ANY GAMES. 360 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,716 -MM. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY GAMES. 361 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,490 -IT'S HER. -MM-HMM. 362 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,461 -HE BROKE UP WITH HER. 363 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,264 -MM. SAD. 364 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,703 -"I CAN REALLY USE SOMEONE TO TALK TO RIGHT NOW. 365 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,005 ARE YOU FREE?" 366 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,440 SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 367 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,309 - GREAT. 368 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,582 NO, NO. SHE WANTS TO SEE ME. 369 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,750 I MEAN, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW 370 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,386 THIS IS A PRETTY CRITICAL MOMENT. 371 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,889 - I UNDERSTAND. 372 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,026 BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO HAVE SEX BEFORE I LEAVE. 373 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,462 HMM? 374 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:50,501 -I-I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 375 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,772 -WHY NOT? 376 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,809 -UM... 377 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,112 'CAUSE I MIGHT BE STARTING SOMETHING WITH THIS GIRL. 378 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,547 - WAIT. 379 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,249 ONE MINUTE AGO, IT WAS OKAY TO HAVE SEX, 380 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,852 AND NOW IT'S NOT? 381 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,153 -I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, 382 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,922 I DIDN'T HAVE A SHOT WITH THIS GIRL A MINUTE AGO, 383 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,024 SO NOW I'M JUST LIKE, "I CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOU 384 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,859 AND THEN RUN OFF TO SEE HER." 385 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,762 -IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE CHEATING. 386 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,997 -NO, I KNOW. IT -- 387 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,432 IT'S JUST DISHONEST. 388 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,736 I-I DON'T WANT TO START A NEW RELATIONSHIP OFF 389 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,904 ON THE WRONG FOOT. 390 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,141 -THIS IS NEW. 391 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,809 -YEAH, THIS IS NEW. 392 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:37,381 BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT THIS WAS GONNA BE A FUN WEEKEND THING. 393 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,616 -WHY WOULD YOU EVEN COME BACK HERE 394 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,752 IF YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME? 395 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:47,658 YOU GET ONE TEXT FROM THAT GIRL AND I'M OUT? 396 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,528 -YOU WERE THE ONE THAT ENCOURAGED ME TO ASK HER OUT. 397 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,436 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 398 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,914 DON'T COME BACK. 399 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,019 -ARE YOU SERIOUS? 400 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,455 MAREN, THIS IS STUPID. 401 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,023 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE ADULTS. 402 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,525 -YOU ARE SELFISH. 403 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,795 YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT. 404 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,299 PLEASE LEAVE. 405 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,567 GO. 406 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,836 -FINE. 407 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,604 I'M SORRY. 408 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,141 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? -NO. 409 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,177 DON'T TALK. 410 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,579 WHATEVER. 411 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,015 I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG. 412 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,476 -HEY. 413 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,777 THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME UP TO MEET YOUR DAD. 414 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,012 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 415 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,847 -YEAH, OF COURSE. 416 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,215 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S GOOD 417 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,816 THAT YOU DIDN'T MEET HIM DURING YOUR INTERVIEW, 418 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,185 'CAUSE THIS IS WAY MORE RELAXED. 419 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,620 -DO I LOOK NERVOUS? 420 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,156 --NO? 421 00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:34,892 -DON'T BE NERVOUS. 422 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,162 HE'S SUPER COOL, AND HE MAKES A MEAN BARBECUE. 423 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,264 -I AM STARVING. 424 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,632 -ME, TOO. 425 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,008 I CAN'T WALK INTO MY PARENTS' HOUSE LOOKING ALL FLUSHED. 426 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,814 OKAY, JUST MAKE A LEFT INTO THIS DRIVEWAY. 427 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,169 -WELL...HERE GOES NOTHING. 428 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,004 - DON'T WORRY. 429 00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:22,840 -THERE THEY ARE! 430 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,774 OH! 431 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,343 HI, SWEETHEART. HOW ARE YOU? 432 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,844 HELLO. YOU MUST BE HARRY. 433 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,746 -NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR. -NO, CALL ME PHIL. 434 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,514 CALL ME PHIL. COME ON IN. 435 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,916 -WHERE'S MOM? 436 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,218 -UH, SHE'S OUT FINISHING UP SOME GARDENING. 437 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,053 SO THE DRIVE UP WAS OKAY? 438 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,689 -YEAH. WE JUST TOOK 95 ALL THE WAY. 439 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,624 AND WE BROUGHT WINE. 440 00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,426 -RED. THAT IS PERFECT. 441 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,494 LET'S HAVE SOME. 442 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,029 -SOUNDS GOOD. -OKAY. 443 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,665 -THE INTERVIEWER SAID GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU, HARRY. 444 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,067 -THANK YOU. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR. 445 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,336 -WHAT OTHER FIRMS ARE YOU MEETING WITH? 446 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,571 -A HANDFUL OF OTHERS. 447 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:56,240 MILLER AND SAMUELS, DESIGN INC., 448 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,042 THE MARCUS COMPANY, THE FOUNDRY. 449 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,477 -OH. CHICAGO. 450 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,245 -YOU'D LEAVE NEW YORK? 451 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,381 -I DON'T REALLY WANT TO, BUT... 452 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,082 -ANY OFFERS? 453 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,852 -NOT YET, BUT HOPEFULLY, SOMEONE WILL MAKE ONE SOON. 454 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,920 - HOPEFULLY. 455 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,289 -YOU GOT YOUR DEGREE AT COLUMBIA, RIGHT? 456 00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,358 -FOR GRAD SCHOOL, YES. -AND UNDERGRAD? 457 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,127 -DARTMOUTH. -OH. 458 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,162 "ANIMAL HOUSE" IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIES. 459 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,066 PHIL, I GOT TO TELL YOU, UH, THIS HOUSE IS AMAZING. 460 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,134 DID YOU BUILD THIS? 461 00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,002 -I JUST DID SOME MAJOR RENOVATIONS. 462 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,271 THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR WAS A CROOK. 463 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,808 HE USED THE WRONG MATERIALS. HE CUT A LOT OF CORNERS. 464 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,343 PART OF THE FOUNDATION WAS SINKING 465 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,278 FOUR YEARS AFTER IT WAS DONE. 466 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,646 -THAT'S NOT GOOD. 467 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,348 -NO, I WAS SO BUSY WITH WORK AT THE FIRM, 468 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:40,518 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY OWN HOME. 469 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,353 - THAT'S CRAZY. 470 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,656 -HI! -HI! 471 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,658 -HI, SWEETIE! YOU'RE EARLY. 472 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,759 I AM? I THOUGHT I SAID 5:00. 473 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,161 -REALLY? -I DON'T KNOW. 474 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,531 -WANT SOME WINE, HON? 475 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,737 -MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 476 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,505 - YEAH. NO. 477 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:02,973 NO, I'M NOT OKAY. 478 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:06,610 I THI-- I THINK I'M OVERHEATING. 479 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:07,878 -WELL, YOU WERE OUT THERE FOR A LONG TIME. 480 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,113 THAT SUN'S A REAL KILLER. 481 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,215 -I'M SO HOT. -I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER. 482 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,117 - THANK YOU. 483 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:13,951 -YOU OKAY? 484 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,620 -YEAH, I'M FINE. STOP FUSSING. 485 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,255 -WE'RE OUT OF, UM, BOTTLES. 486 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,791 -IN THE PANTRY. 487 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,960 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO LIE DOWN, HUH? 488 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,229 -NO. JUST GO START THE GRILL. 489 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,465 -ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 490 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:33,737 The fuck are you doing here?! 491 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,706 -You said you were divorced! 492 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:36,774 -What are you doing with my daughter? 493 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,375 -OH, YOUR DAUGHTER? 494 00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,377 YOU MEAN "THE ONE I WAS ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT AT THE BAR"? 495 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,046 -OH, GOD. 496 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,414 -I FOUND IT. -HEY! 497 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,683 -OH, MOM. YOU LOOK WORSE. 498 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,251 -I'M JUST DEHYDRATED. 499 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,454 -UM, HEY, I'M GONNA GO HELP YOUR DAD WITH THE GRILL. 500 00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,089 -NO. NO. 501 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,025 I WANT YOU RIGHT HERE. 502 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,728 I HAVE SO MUCH TO ASK YOU ABOUT. 503 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,849 -SO, HOW'D YOU TWO MEET? 504 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,852 -UM, WE WERE ACTUALLY BOTH OUT BOWLING ONE NIGHT. 505 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,320 - OH. 506 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:26,357 YOU KNOW, AS SOMEONE FROM AN OLDER GENERATION, 507 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,727 I'M FASCINATED BY HOW DATING WORKS THESE DAYS. 508 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,262 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 509 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,863 -WELL, BACK IN THE DAYS OF YOUR GRANDPARENTS, 510 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,665 OR EVEN BACK WHEN WE MET, 511 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,167 THINGS JUST MOVED A LOT SLOWER. 512 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:42,273 THERE WAS NO INTERNET, NO SOCIAL MEDIA, NO TEXTING. 513 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,009 -I REMEMBER BEING SO NERVOUS WHEN I PICKED UP THE PHONE 514 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:47,011 TO ASK YOUR MOTHER OUT ON OUR FIRST DATE, 515 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,113 THAT I MUST HAVE HUNG UP 10 TIMES 516 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,415 BEFORE I ACTUALLY DIALED AT LAST. 517 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,685 TEXTING HAS GOT TO BE A LOT EASIER THAN THAT. 518 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:58,155 AND, YOU KNOW, E-MAILING -- LET ME TELL YOU. 519 00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:01,058 THAT HAS MADE COURSEWORK SO MUCH EASIER. 520 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,295 -HARRY, DID YOU TEXT OR CALL FIRST? 521 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,630 -YOU TEXTED, REMEMBER? -I TEXTED? 522 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,765 I TEXTED. 523 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,466 YES. MY MIND'S A SIEVE. 524 00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,369 MUST HAVE BEEN SOME OTHER FLOOZY YOU WERE CALLING. 525 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,772 - OH, NO. 526 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,341 -I BELIEVE THAT THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS 527 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,776 START AS FRIENDSHIPS. 528 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,911 -YEAH, DAD. I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE. 529 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,446 -WELL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. 530 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,616 IT'S WHAT MAKES THE RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH YOUR MOTHER 531 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,850 THAT MUCH STRONGER. 532 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,852 -SO YOU TWO ARE MORE LIKE FRIENDS? 533 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,723 -OF COURSE WE'RE FRIENDS. 534 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:35,526 -SO, IT'S PLATONIC? 535 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:38,862 -WELL, LIKE PHIL SO WISELY SAID, 536 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:42,433 UM, YOU KNOW, THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS 537 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,235 ARE...FOUNDED ON FRIENDSHIP. 538 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,804 -OH. 539 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:50,441 SO YOU TWO ARE JUST FRIENDS? -WE'RE DATING. 540 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,710 -WAIT, I'M -- I'M CONFUSED. WHICH -- WHICH IS IT? 541 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:56,347 -MAREN, I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO LABEL EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 542 00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:59,316 -NO, I DON'T SEE THIS AS EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 543 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,785 I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP OUR DAUGHTER IS IN. 544 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,788 -MOM, PLEASE. WE'RE DATING. THE END. 545 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,123 -YEAH, YOU SAY THAT, 546 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,125 BUT IT SEEMS AS IF HARRY IS SAYING ONE THING 547 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,027 AND YOU'RE SAYING ANOTHER THING. 548 00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,896 BACK WHEN YOUR DAD AND I WERE GOING OUT, 549 00:27:12,898 --> 00:27:14,898 IT WASN'T UNTIL WE WERE PHYSICALLY INTIMATE 550 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,100 THAT WE BOTH AGREED THAT WE WERE DATING. 551 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,534 -MOM! 552 00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,803 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF HARRY AND I HAVE HAD SEX, JUST ASK. 553 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,971 -WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX. 554 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,640 -HARRY! -I'M SORRY. 555 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,041 CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT? 556 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,776 -YES. PLEASE. LET'S JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 557 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,311 -I'D LIKE SOME MORE WINE, PLEASE. 558 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,979 -IN A BIT, MAREN. 559 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,381 -I'D LIKE SOME MORE WINE NOW. 560 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,617 -I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FOR NOW. 561 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:36,086 -JESUS CHRIST! 562 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,292 EXCUSE ME. 563 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,164 DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING TO PISS YOU OFF? 564 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,867 - HAVE YOU SEEN THE MUSTARD? 565 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,802 -I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S ON THE TABLE. 566 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,971 YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE TO HARRY. 567 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,340 UH, WE'RE CONSIDERING HIM FOR A POSITION, 568 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,342 AND GRACE SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE HIM. 569 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,678 -I DON'T LIKE HIM. 570 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,779 HE'S A PHONY. 571 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,313 -MAREN, IF THIS IS ABOUT ME 572 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,049 AND WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH ME, 573 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,884 YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON OUR DAUGHTER'S FRIEND. 574 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:09,353 -OH. I'M GUILTY FOR YOUR INDISCRETIONS? 575 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,954 - MY -- 576 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,023 MY PAST WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM 577 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,458 AND YOU BEING RUDE TO HARRY 578 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,660 HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. 579 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:18,495 NOTHING. 580 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:19,697 -OH, REALLY? 581 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:22,099 -YES. YES. REALLY. 582 00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:29,306 -WHAT? 583 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,376 -WHAT? 584 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,378 -NOTHING. 585 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,246 -YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 586 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,915 AND I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE IN THIS STATE, 587 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:38,982 ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY. 588 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,118 - I LOVE IT. 589 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,520 I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND, 590 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,389 AND YOU SAY IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING, 591 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,125 BECAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION. 592 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,793 -WELL, SWEETHEART, YOU ARE DRINKING, 593 00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:50,828 AND WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 594 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,196 -I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO HAVE 595 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,398 THIS EXACT SAME CONVERSATION TOMORROW MORNING, 596 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,334 AND I WILL BE STONE-FUCKING-COLD SOBER. 597 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,169 AND GUESS WHAT? -I'M SURE YOU WILL BE. 598 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,205 -I WILL SAY THE EXACT SAME THINGS 599 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,773 AND THEY WILL HAVE HAD NOTHING -- 600 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:05,976 - MY MOM IS DRIVING ME NUTS. 601 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,312 SHE'S ACTING REALLY WEIRD. 602 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:11,415 -I-I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE ACTS LIKE NORMALLY, 603 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,851 SO I DON'T HAVE A SCALE. 604 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,598 -WHAT'S WRONG? 605 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,235 -MAYBE IT'S BEST IF I LEAVE 606 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,771 AND GIVE YOUR PARENTS SOME SPACE. 607 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,206 -YOU THINK? 608 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,207 -YEAH. 609 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,509 UM... 610 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:47,885 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 611 00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,155 I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL. 612 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:53,056 -OH? -UH... 613 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,459 I THINK I NEED TO GET SOME AIR. 614 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,294 -WE'RE OUTSIDE. -I THINK IT'S THE FOOD. 615 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,229 IT'S THE FOOD. -OH, NO. IT'S THE FOOD? 616 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,165 -IT'S NOT THE FOOD. IT'S MY -- IT'S ME. 617 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,066 IT'S MY IBS. I THINK MY IBS IS ACTING UP. 618 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:04,968 -IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME? -MM-HMM. 619 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,336 -YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT 620 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:07,871 YOUR CAST-IRON STOMACH THE OTHER DAY. 621 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,106 -I KNOW. IT'S WEIRD. 622 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,307 ASIDE FROM A MILD LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, 623 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,277 I'M USUALLY IRONCLAD, BUT, UH... OH, MAN. 624 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,545 YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA GO TO THE PHARMACY. 625 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:15,746 -NO, NO, NO. IT'S AROUND THE CORNER. 626 00:30:15,748 --> 00:30:17,748 I'LL GO. IT'S FINE. 627 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,049 HARRY NEEDS LACTOSE PILLS. 628 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,117 -YEAH. UGH. 629 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,585 -YOU DO? -MM-HMM. 630 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:25,022 UH, MY STOMACH'S NOT IN THE BEST OF MOODS RIGHT NOW. 631 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,991 SO I TOLD -- I WAS GONNA GO TO THE PHARMACY. 632 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,593 -I'LL DRIVE YOU. 633 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:30,594 -GRACE JUST OFFERED. 634 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,229 -IT'LL GIVE US SOME TIME TO CHAT. 635 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,564 -HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO INCONVENIENCE YOU. 636 00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,832 -I INSIST. 637 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,600 -I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 638 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,336 -GRACE AND I CAN CATCH UP ON A FEW THINGS. 639 00:30:43,576 --> 00:30:47,010 UM...YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING IT MIGHT BE JUST BEST 640 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,612 IF I HEAD OUT A LITTLE EARLY, 641 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,547 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY BUDDY JARED'S PLACE, 642 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:53,250 SO IF I GET -- -JUST GET IN THE CAR. 643 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:05,062 -I'M -- I'M SORRY I'M NOT FEELING WELL. 644 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,930 -YOU CAN TELL ME THE TRUTH. 645 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,732 I CAN HANDLE IT. 646 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,903 -YOUR FOOD IS REALLY GOOD. 647 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,438 IT'S DELICIOUS. 648 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,906 AND MY STOMACH PAINS ARE IN NO WAY 649 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,274 MEANT TO IMPUGN YOUR COOKING. 650 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,676 -IT'S NOT ABOUT MY COOKING. IT'S ABOUT MAREN. 651 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,018 I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. 652 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,519 BUT THINK ABOUT HOW I FEEL. 653 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:34,858 -I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS EVERY DAY. 654 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,565 I'M SORRY. 655 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,368 I'M SO SORRY, PHIL. 656 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:47,771 WHEN I AGREED TO MEET GRACE'S PARENTS 657 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:51,141 NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME TO SEE MAREN FACE-TO-FACE. 658 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,579 I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR. 659 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,447 I FEEL AWFUL. 660 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,586 -YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE? -YES. 661 00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:05,589 -YOU FEEL AWFUL? 662 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,293 -I DO. 663 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,696 -WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU WERE INVITED TO DINNER. 664 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:16,466 YOU HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GONNA WALK INTO ALL THAT TENSION. 665 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,735 MAREN AND I, 666 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,537 WE'VE BEEN HAVING STRUGGLES FOR AWHILE NOW, 667 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:24,241 AND IT'S -- I FEEL REALLY BADLY 668 00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:27,110 THAT YOU GOT DRAGGED INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT. 669 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,248 I'M EMBARRASSED. 670 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,517 AND I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE. 671 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,851 -LITTLE BIT. 672 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,521 -I-I-I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 673 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,790 I'M SORRY. 674 00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,694 -HEY. 675 00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:46,363 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 676 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:48,899 -GOOD. 677 00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:50,534 THANKS. 678 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,570 WELL, I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THE AIR. 679 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:57,407 I FEEL BETTER. 680 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,446 -OOF. 681 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,281 I'M NOT WASHING ANYTHING BY HAND TONIGHT. 682 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,016 -NO, JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN HERE. 683 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:09,553 GET RID OF IT. -YEAH. PUT IT IN. 684 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:14,825 HONEY... 685 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,160 YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY, HUH? 686 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,662 -YEAH, I THINK I DO. 687 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,163 -MM. 688 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,167 BUT HE IS A LITTLE OLD FOR YOU, ISN'T HE? 689 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,702 - MOM. 690 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:26,737 WE'RE JUST DATING, OKAY? 691 00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:28,105 WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED OR ANYTHING. 692 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,506 WE'RE JUST -- 693 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,807 YOU KNOW, WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 694 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:31,842 WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT. 695 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,276 -YEAH. 696 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:35,245 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU RUSHING INTO SITUATIONS 697 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,114 BEFORE YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY READY. 698 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:39,416 -OH. 699 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,218 YOU MEAN LIKE HOW YOU AND DAD HAD ME 700 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,652 BEFORE YOU WERE PREPARED? 701 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,658 -OKAY. 702 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,560 WE DID INITIALLY RUSH INTO THINGS, 703 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:54,464 BUT THAT WAS THEN, AND LOOK AT US NOW. 704 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,935 -I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 705 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,872 - OKAY. 706 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,141 -IS DAD HAVING AN AFFAIR? 707 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:06,610 -NO. 708 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,512 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 709 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,347 -I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW. 710 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,682 WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR? 711 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,584 -HONEY! 712 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:17,387 SWEETHEART, PLEASE. 713 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,557 -IT JUST -- IT JUST FEELS REALLY WEIRD IN THIS HOUSE. 714 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,160 I DON'T KNOW. AM I IMAGINING IT? 715 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,462 -THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON, SWEETIE. 716 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,098 -HERE. 717 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,266 ROOM FOR THIS? 718 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,802 - YEAH. 719 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,283 UH, I'LL MEET YOU AT THE REGISTER. 720 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,351 -OKAY. 721 00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,856 -HI, SWEETHEART. 722 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:53,890 HI. 723 00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,258 THOSE ARE YOUR EYES, BABY. 724 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,427 -THAT NOSE -- THE NOSE IS DEFINITELY YOURS. 725 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,362 -OKAY, MAYBE IT'S MY NOSE, BUT THOSE ARE YOUR EYES. 726 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:00,564 -YOU THINK SO? 727 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:01,698 -YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 728 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,266 - YO. 729 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,803 -I AM IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT RIGHT NOW, MAN. 730 00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,672 THE MOM THAT I SLEPT WITH A MONTH AGO? 731 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,140 -UH-HUH. 732 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,441 -GRACE'S MOTHER! 733 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,076 -NO FUDGING WAY. -WHAT? 734 00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:14,578 -YEAH, FUDGING WAY. 735 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,546 NOW I'M STUCK IN A HOUSE WITH HER AND GRACE. 736 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,616 - THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 737 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,651 -I D-- I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN. I GOT TO BAIL. 738 00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,421 -No, no, no, no, no. Bad move. -WAIT. WHAT? 739 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,356 -THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW, 740 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,258 YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY 741 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,927 FROM HAVING A MOTHER/DAUGHTER THREESOME. 742 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,697 Oh, my God. He's about to have a mother-daughter threesome. 743 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:34,764 -EW! EW! 744 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,333 -I NEVER DID THIS WHEN I WAS SINGLE. JESUS! 745 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,268 -I'M NOT HAVING A MOTHER/DAUGHTER THREESOME! 746 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,941 DUDE, I NEED YOU TO BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. 747 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,043 The husband has no idea I had sex with his wife. 748 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:49,412 -THERE'S A HUSBAND? -YES! 749 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,847 -Don't worry about it. 750 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,015 SHE IS NOT GONNA WANT 751 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:54,117 TO REVEAL THE AFFAIR ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. 752 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,652 YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY FINE. 753 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,722 -ARE YOU KIDDING? I THINK SHE WANTS A DIVORCE. 754 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,056 -PLAY IT COOL. 755 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:02,359 NO OPEN AFFECTION TOWARD HER IN FRONT OF THE MOTHER. 756 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,793 -I'M JUST COMING OVER TO YOU. 757 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,629 -Don't feed her at the dinner table. Do not -- 758 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,898 -YOU ALL SET? -YEAH. 759 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,036 -WE HAVE LEFTOVERS, SWEETIE. 760 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:14,604 -NO, THANKS. 761 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,474 I SAW A DOCUMENTARY AT SCHOOL ON THE FOOD INDUSTRY. 762 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,843 I AM DONE WITH MEAT. 763 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:23,380 -WELL, 60 MINUTES OF SUGAR IS TOXIC. 764 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:24,814 - BETTER THAN MAD COW. 765 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,850 -WE'RE BACK! 766 00:36:34,892 --> 00:36:36,426 -HOW DID IT GO? 767 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:38,061 -I MADE IT. 768 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,362 --YAY! 769 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,498 -HOW'S THINGS HERE? -GOOD. 770 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,366 -HARRY, THIS IS MY SISTER, LIZ. 771 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,969 -HEY. HEY, LIZ. 772 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,904 SO, UH...YOU KNOW, 773 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,106 I-I-I THINK I'M ACTUALLY GONNA HEAD OUT. 774 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,641 -NO! ALREADY? 775 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,876 -WELL, JARED'S EXPECTING ME, 776 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,544 AND I DON'T WANT TO KEEP HIM WAITING. 777 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,112 -OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DON'T LOOK 100%. 778 00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,547 I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD, LIKE, LIE DOWN OR REST. 779 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,982 -REALLY? WELL, THAT'S -- I FEEL GREAT. 780 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:00,317 -HARRY, DO YOU PLAY GOLF? 781 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,618 - WHO DOESN'T? 782 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:04,087 - THAT'S GOOD. 783 00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,355 I HAVE AN 8:47 TEE TIME 784 00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,556 WITH A MANAGING PARTNER AT THE FIRM. 785 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,192 YOU SHOULD JOIN US. 786 00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:11,361 -REALLY? -YEAH. 787 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,830 -THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. YEAH. -GOOD. 788 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,599 -WELL, YOU SHOULD JUST SPEND THE NIGHT, THEN. 789 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,866 YEAH, YOU CAN SLEEP IN KATE'S BEDROOM. 790 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,602 SHE'S STILL AT NYU, SO... -IT'S EMPTY. 791 00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,604 -I-I COULD SLEEP IN KATE'S ROOM. 792 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,873 YEAH, YOU KNOW, OR, YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO? 793 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:27,577 -NO, NO. THE GOLF COURSE IS LITERALLY AROUND THE CORNER. 794 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,578 -IT'S NOT A BIG ISSUE. -JUST STAY THE NIGHT. 795 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,013 -LISTEN. -GRACE. 796 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:32,349 I THINK HARRY IS SAYING HE HAS PLANS. 797 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,050 -IT'S ABSOLUTELY NO INCONVENIENCE 798 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,819 IF YOU WANT TO STAY IN KATE'S ROOM. 799 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,787 -UGH, PHIL, LOOK AT ME. I'M NOT IN THE PROPER ATTIRE. 800 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,823 -WELL, WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE. 801 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,425 FIGURE SOMETHING OUT FOR YOU. 802 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,162 -UM... 803 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,565 WELL, I GUESS. 804 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,599 -IT'S A DONE DEAL. 805 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,834 YOU'RE GOLFING IN THE MORNING, 806 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,102 AND YOU'RE STAYING IN KATE'S ROOM. 807 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:53,136 -YAY! -GOOD. 808 00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:54,704 -YAY. STAYING IN KATE'S ROOM. 809 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,907 -I'LL LET THE PARTNER KNOW. -ALL RIGHT. 810 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,876 I'LL GET MY BAG. 811 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,430 -WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! 812 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,198 -WHAT? HE MADE ME STAY! 813 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,700 -I COULD HAVE BURNED YOUR ASS 814 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,502 WHEN YOU TOOK YOUR FAKE SICK TO -- TO THE PHARMACY. 815 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,837 AND YOU CHOSE TO STAY?! -GIVE ME A BREAK. 816 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,306 BURN MY ASS, AND YOUR ASS GETS BURNED. 817 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,742 I'VE DECIDED TO TELL MY HUSBAND. 818 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,345 - OKAY. 819 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,584 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! -MM-HMM. 820 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:42,919 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, 821 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,654 SINCE, ACCORDING TO YOU, RELATIONSHIPS NEED 822 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,122 TO BE FOUNDED ON A BEDROCK OF HONESTY. 823 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,724 -DO NOT THROW MY WORDS INTO MY FACE! 824 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,192 YOU KNOW THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS TO THAT RULE. 825 00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:51,194 I AM NOT PREPARED TO TELL GRACE. 826 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,629 I OWE IT TO HER TO TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. 827 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:53,997 -OH, BULLSHIT! 828 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,332 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LIED ABOUT BEING DIVORCED. 829 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:56,466 -I NEVER SAID I WAS DIVORCED. 830 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,202 -YES, YOU DID. -NO! YOU ASSUMED. 831 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,472 -I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 832 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,840 --YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME AND GRACE. 833 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,041 -OH, PLEASE. -ADMIT IT. 834 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,643 -WHAT WE HAD WAS PURELY PHYSICAL. 835 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:09,512 IT WAS ONLY ABOUT SEX. 836 00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:18,054 -WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 837 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:42,212 -WHY'D YOU MAKE HARRY STAY WHEN YOU KNOW I'M NOT A FAN? 838 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,550 -W-W-WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM? 839 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,186 -I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO JUSTIFY MY FEELINGS 840 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,355 ABOUT WHO GETS TO STAY IN THIS HOUSE. 841 00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:53,890 IT'S MY HOUSE, TOO. 842 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,093 -YOU'RE RIGHT. 843 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,795 I'M SORRY. 844 00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:06,603 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT TONIGHT. 845 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,208 I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN TWO HOURS. 846 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,410 I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK. 847 00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:17,947 -I REALLY WANT TO BE FRESH FOR MY GOLF GAME TOMORROW MORNING. 848 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,282 CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW? 849 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:21,785 -NO. NO. 850 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,291 I WANT TO TALK NOW. 851 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,364 FINE. 852 00:40:34,366 --> 00:40:36,933 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 853 00:40:38,869 --> 00:40:41,805 -I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HARRY. 854 00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:46,309 -I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE EASIER 855 00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,579 IF WE ALL LEFT TOGETHER IN THE MORNING. 856 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:52,282 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 857 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,625 YOU KNEW HOW I FELT. 858 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,061 AND YOU DIDN'T CARE. 859 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,532 -WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 860 00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:11,534 SHOULD I HAVE HIM GO SLEEP IN HIS CAR? 861 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:15,371 HE WAS LEAVING TO STAY AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE, 862 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,107 BUT YOU INSISTED HE STAY JUST TO CONTRADICT ME. 863 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,276 -NO, I DIDN'T. 864 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:23,213 I JUST WANT HIM TO MEET MY PARTNER ON THE GOLF COURSE. 865 00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:25,482 -HE WAS GONNA MEET YOU IN THE MORNING AT THE GOLF COURSE! 866 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:26,950 -I ALREADY TOLD YOU. I'M SORRY. 867 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,017 -YES, BECAUSE YOU'LL SAY ANYTHING 868 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,385 NOT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. 869 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,754 -THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL OUR DAUGHTER 870 00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,423 WHO SHE CAN AND CANNOT DATE? 871 00:41:33,425 --> 00:41:36,059 THAT WAY WE CAN ALL DISREGARD EACH OTHER'S FEELINGS. 872 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,762 THAT'S RICH, COMING FROM YOU. 873 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,499 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 874 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:45,535 BESIDES, GRACE IS TOO YOUNG FOR HIM. 875 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:48,838 HE'S GOT BAGS UNDER HIS EYES AND A THIN UPPER LIP. 876 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,948 -MAREN? 877 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,516 -NO. 878 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:35,318 -GRACE. 879 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,053 -YOU THOUGHT I WAS MY MOM? 880 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,388 -NO, NO. 881 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,956 UH, HEY. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 882 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:46,129 -I DON'T KNOW. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 883 00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:48,097 -HOLY SHIT. 884 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,300 -I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX IN THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. 885 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:52,502 -I KNOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO WAKE YOUR MOM AND DAD UP. 886 00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:53,770 -YOU'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT. 887 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,204 -I KNOW, BUT YOUR PARENTS ARE RIGHT HERE. 888 00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,540 -SO WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 889 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,475 -YEAH. 890 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:01,177 OKAY. 891 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:06,215 GRACE, I REALLY DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PRESSURING YOU. 892 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,986 -IS IT MY OUTFIT? 893 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,821 IS IT TOO MUCH? -NO. NO, HEY. 894 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:15,692 YOU LOOK AMAZING. LIKE, AMAZING AMAZING. 895 00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,060 IT'S JUST I'M -- I'M HERE, 896 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,328 AND IT'S -- IT'S A STRANGE HOUSE. 897 00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:19,862 IT'S -- LIKE, THE HOUSE ISN'T THAT ST-- 898 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:20,964 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 899 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,999 -WHAT? WHAT? -LISTEN. Shh. 900 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:25,602 I HEARD SOMETHING. 901 00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:26,703 -YOU NEED TO RELAX. 902 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:28,137 -OH, MY GOD. OKAY. 903 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,606 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? HEY. HEY, BABE. 904 00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,107 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? -MM? 905 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,276 -I'M JUST GONNA GO -- I'M GONNA GO AND BRUSH MY TEETH. 906 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,980 AND THEN I'M -- I'M GONNA COME BACK HERE AFTER -- 907 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,114 AFTER I BRUSH THEM, 908 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,649 SO YOU DON'T GO ANYWHERE, OKAY? 909 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:41,918 -OKAY. -ALL RIGHT. 910 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,753 BE RIGHT BACK. -OKAY. 911 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,061 YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK IN THERE. 912 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,429 YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER YOU'RE TIRED. 913 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,398 YOU'RE GONNA TELL HER YOU'RE VERY, VERY TIRED. 914 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,966 YOU NEED TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP 915 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,601 SO YOU CAN IMPRESS HER DAD AND HIS PARTNER 916 00:43:58,603 --> 00:43:59,902 AT THE GOLF COURSE TOMORROW, 917 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,070 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF THIS HOUSE, 918 00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,071 YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME FREE. 919 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,373 IT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO. 920 00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,714 -NO, NO, NO, NO. 921 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:13,116 HEY! PSST! PSST! PSST! 922 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,885 Come -- come here. In here. 923 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:20,456 I HAV-- I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH. 924 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:38,675 -I'M REALLY SORRY FOR GETTING WORKED UP EARLIER. 925 00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,843 I'M SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU. 926 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,847 LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR 927 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,115 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 928 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,751 -YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM. 929 00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:51,320 IT'S MY MARRIAGE. 930 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,489 MY MARRIAGE IS SO SCREWED UP. 931 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:57,393 I'LL PROBABLY GET DIVORCED AND I'LL DIE ALONE. 932 00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:01,364 AND THAT ASSHOLE CAN JUST MOVE ON TO SOMEONE NEW, 933 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:04,267 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 934 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,302 I'M 45. 935 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,371 SOON, I'LL BE 50. 936 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:10,173 NOBODY TAKES 50-YEAR-OLDS SERIOUSLY 937 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:11,774 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT A THREAT. 938 00:45:11,776 --> 00:45:14,310 -YOU'RE VERY THREATENING, OKAY? 939 00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:15,378 AND, HEY. 940 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:19,415 YOU CAN EASILY PASS FOR 37. 941 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,885 -37? 942 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,454 -37. 943 00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,657 SEE? 944 00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,525 IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD. 945 00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:31,060 -IT'S BAD. 946 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:34,130 HE DOESN'T TOUCH ME ANYMORE. 947 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,233 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT HE KISSED ME. 948 00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:40,403 AND I NEED THAT. 949 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,772 I NEED TO BE KISSED, AND I NEED TO BE TOUCHED, 950 00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:44,140 AND I NEED TO BE APPRECIATED 951 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:46,109 AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE GIVEN UP FOR THIS FAMILY. 952 00:45:46,111 --> 00:45:48,711 -YOU'VE DONE A LOT. YES, IT'S AWFUL. IT'S UNFAIR. 953 00:45:48,713 --> 00:45:51,547 BUT YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME. YOU HAVE TO -- LOOK AT ME. 954 00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:52,782 Y-YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 955 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,585 HE NEVER EVEN ADMITTED IT, 956 00:45:55,587 --> 00:45:56,853 EVEN THOUGH I KNEW 957 00:45:56,855 --> 00:45:58,621 THAT HE WAS GOING OUTSIDE OUR MARRIAGE. 958 00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,156 YOU KNOW, TIME GOES ON. 959 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:01,591 I STOP BRINGING IT UP BECAUSE AFTER A LITTLE WHILE, 960 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,926 I START FEELING LIKE I'M THE BAD PERSON 961 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,695 FOR HARPING ON SOMETHING HE NEVER CONFESSED TO. 962 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:06,996 -SO TELL PHIL HOW YOU FEEL. 963 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,564 I MEAN, TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. 964 00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:09,599 AND WHO KNOWS? 965 00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,833 MAYBE YOU GUYS WORK THINGS OUT 966 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,101 AND YOU MOVE ON TOGETHER, OR YOU DON'T 967 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,503 AND YOU MOVE ON SEPARATELY. 968 00:46:13,505 --> 00:46:14,871 BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE CLOSURE, AND -- AND -- 969 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,305 AND IN ANY CASE, YOU MOVE ON. 970 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,808 -MAYBE NONE OF THIS IS MEANT TO BE. 971 00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:22,578 YOU, ME, PHIL... 972 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:25,381 GRACE. 973 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,219 -OR MAYBE IT'S A SIGN 974 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,122 THAT THINGS JUST NEED FIXING. 975 00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:51,541 -HEY. 976 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,351 EVERYTHING OKAY? 977 00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:04,086 -YEAH. 978 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:09,392 JUST HAD TO FLOSS AND... THOSE HARD-TO-REACH PLACES. 979 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:15,331 -I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE STAYING THE NIGHT. 980 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:23,039 -I'm happy, too. 981 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,187 -NICE SHOT. 982 00:48:11,189 --> 00:48:12,555 -THANK YOU. 983 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,242 -SOMETIMES, I THINK SIMON SLEEPS 984 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,777 WITH A NINE IRON UNDER HIS PILLOW. 985 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:40,016 -YEAH, HE TAKES HIS GOLF PRETTY SERIOUSLY. 986 00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:41,584 -YEAH. 987 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,386 IT'S JUST A GAME. 988 00:48:48,325 --> 00:48:51,727 SEEMS LIKE GRACE REALLY LIKES YOU. 989 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,663 YOU LIKE HER? 990 00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:57,733 -CONFIDENTIALLY? 991 00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:58,734 -ABSOLUTELY. 992 00:48:58,736 --> 00:49:00,736 -I LIKE HER. -GOOD. 993 00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:04,407 -I LIKE HER MORE THAN I'VE LIKED ANY OTHER GIRL BEFORE. 994 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,143 -THINK IT'S LOVE? -OH. 995 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,744 I'VE ONLY TOLD ONE OTHER GIRL THAT I LOVED HER, 996 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:11,881 AND THAT DID NOT END THE WAY THAT I EXPECTED IT TO, SO... 997 00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,483 - YEAH, THEY DON'T ALWAYS. 998 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,218 AH. 999 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:19,322 -DO YOU THINK YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MAREN -- 1000 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:20,756 -DO I THINK IT'S GONNA END? 1001 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,559 -I WAS GONNA SAY, "DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA LAST?" 1002 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:27,730 I'M -- ALL THIS -- ALL THIS TENSION 1003 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,899 YOU'RE FEELING BETWEEN YOU AND MAREN, 1004 00:49:29,901 --> 00:49:31,100 I THINK IF YOU REALLY TALK TO HER, 1005 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:33,102 LIKE, REALLY LISTENED, IT'D BE GOOD. 1006 00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,137 - WELL, I TALK. 1007 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,405 I TALK. 1008 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,574 THE PROBLEM IS THAT SHE DOESN'T LISTEN. 1009 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:43,346 -HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT... JUST LETTING HER TALK? 1010 00:49:45,415 --> 00:49:47,817 -HOW'S THAT A CONVERSATION? 1011 00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,089 -PHIL, I -- I HONESTLY THINK 1012 00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:54,523 THAT WOMEN SOMETIMES DON'T WANT US 1013 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,592 TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, YOU KNOW? 1014 00:49:56,594 --> 00:50:00,162 IT'S -- IT'S LIKE DOING NOTHING FOR THEM 1015 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,264 IS BETTER THAN JUST SAYING ANYTHING 1016 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,233 TO SAY SOMETHING TO THEM. 1017 00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,570 THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT DO THEY -- WHAT DO THEY REALLY WANT? 1018 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:11,040 THEY WANT US... TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEM, 1019 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,942 TO -- TO TOUCH THEM 1020 00:50:12,944 --> 00:50:15,177 AND TO SHOW THEM AFFECTION 1021 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:19,148 AND...KISS THEM. 1022 00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:22,385 -YES! YES! 1023 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,320 OKAY, HARRY. YOU'RE UP. 1024 00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:26,789 -I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST SPEAKING OUT LOUD. 1025 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:52,248 -WHAT'S WRONG? 1026 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,150 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1027 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,319 -YOU NEVER BUY ME FLOWERS. 1028 00:50:57,321 --> 00:51:01,590 -OH, WELL, I -- I...THOUGHT 1029 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,959 MAYBE THE HOUSE COULD USE A LITTLE COLOR. 1030 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,730 -THEY'RE NICE. 1031 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,932 -NO FLOWERS FOR ME? 1032 00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:14,437 -I THOUGHT THE FLOWERS WERE FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE. 1033 00:51:14,439 --> 00:51:17,306 - OH. IT'S OKAY. 1034 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:23,245 -I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1035 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:36,358 -HOW DEEP ARE YOU IN MOTHER/DAUGHTER ASS RIGHT NOW? 1036 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,893 -I-I-- DUDE, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAN. 1037 00:51:37,895 --> 00:51:39,328 I GOT TO TELL GRACE WHAT HAPPENED. 1038 00:51:39,330 --> 00:51:40,629 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SLOW DOWN, AMIGO. 1039 00:51:40,631 --> 00:51:41,664 BAD IDEA. 1040 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,132 -I feel like a complete hypocrite. 1041 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,434 -HERE I AM, I'M -- I'M DISHING OUT MARITAL ADVICE 1042 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,936 TO MAREN AND HER -- AND HER HUSBAND 1043 00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,604 ABOUT HOW THEY SHOULD COMMUNICATE OPENLY AND HONESTLY, 1044 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,905 AND I CAN'T EVEN LOOK GRACE IN THE FACE 1045 00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:51,440 AND TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. 1046 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,709 -DUDE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MOM OR WILL NOT SAY, 1047 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:55,511 BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY GONNA SABOTAGE 1048 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:58,447 ANY CHANCE WITH THIS GIRL IF YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH. 1049 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,216 -I CANNOT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BASED ON DISHONESTY. 1050 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:01,884 IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES. 1051 00:52:01,886 --> 00:52:04,653 -THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR FEAR OF COMMITMENT TALKING RIGHT NOW. 1052 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:08,157 -JARED, IF I DON'T TELL HER, I NEED TO END THINGS WITH HER. 1053 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,259 THAT'S WHERE I'M AT RIGHT NOW. 1054 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,294 -HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED ANYTHING... 1055 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:14,029 STRANGE ABOUT HARRY? 1056 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:16,799 -HARRY? NO. 1057 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,100 -I'VE NOTICED. 1058 00:52:18,102 --> 00:52:19,135 -YOU HAVE? -YOU HAVE? 1059 00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:20,903 -WELL, YEAH, 1060 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:22,671 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THAT, UM... 1061 00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:25,040 -WELL, WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? 1062 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:27,076 -OH, WELL, IT'S JUST -- 1063 00:52:27,078 --> 00:52:29,145 JUST GUY TALK, YOU KNOW? 1064 00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:31,580 MAN-TO-MAN. MANO A MANO. 1065 00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:34,416 -I THINK I PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON HIM BY HAVING HIM MEET YOU. 1066 00:52:34,418 --> 00:52:36,285 -WELL, HE WAS GONNA MEET ME, ANYWAY. 1067 00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:38,254 -I THINK HE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME. 1068 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:40,923 -WHAT? NO! NO, HE REALLY LIKES YOU. 1069 00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,958 -MAYBE HE'S PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1070 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,093 SO DAD WILL HIRE HIM. 1071 00:52:44,095 --> 00:52:46,595 -LIZ. -NO, THAT MAKES SENSE. 1072 00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:49,365 HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD AND DISTANT. 1073 00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:53,502 -I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS 1074 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,371 BECAUSE HE SAID IT IN CONFIDENCE, 1075 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:58,107 BUT HE TOLD ME HE'S NEVER FELT ABOUT ANYONE 1076 00:52:58,109 --> 00:52:59,875 THE WAY HE FEELS ABOUT YOU. 1077 00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:01,177 -HE SAID THAT? -HE SAID THAT? 1078 00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,912 -YEAH. 1079 00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:06,415 HE SAID HE'S NEVER LIKED ANY GIRL AS MUCH AS HE LIKES YOU. 1080 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:13,923 -SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE LIZ DRESS SHOPPING 1081 00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:15,157 FOR KATE'S PARTY? 1082 00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,458 -OKAY. 1083 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,928 I'LL SEE IF HARRY WANTS TO GO. 1084 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:21,397 COME ON. SHOPPING. 1085 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,437 WE NEED TO TALK. 1086 00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,943 -"GRACE, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 1087 00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,945 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET MAD." 1088 00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,613 THAT'S AWFUL. 1089 00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:39,315 "GRACE, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1090 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,916 "PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME. 1091 00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:43,219 "LOOK, I'M JUST GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU. 1092 00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:44,787 "I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1093 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,488 -HARRY? 1094 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:48,290 ARE YOU OKAY? 1095 00:53:48,292 --> 00:53:51,460 -YEAH. 1096 00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,829 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1097 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:56,999 AND WHAT I'M GONNA SAY 1098 00:53:57,001 --> 00:54:01,337 IS GOING TO CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP SIGNIFICANTLY. 1099 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,973 -I KNOW. 1100 00:54:03,975 --> 00:54:05,574 I'M READY. 1101 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:15,351 -WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IT IS I'M GONNA SAY? 1102 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,119 -IT'S OKAY. 1103 00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:20,889 I'M SCARED TO VERBALIZE IT, TOO. 1104 00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,994 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1105 00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:28,864 THERE. I SAID IT. 1106 00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:32,701 -ME, TOO. 1107 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,605 -I MEAN, I'M GAME TO -- 1108 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:40,342 TO HAVE AN HONEST, UH, DISCUSSION WITH YOU. 1109 00:54:40,344 --> 00:54:43,112 ABOUT US. 1110 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,414 -OH. 1111 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,149 OKAY. 1112 00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,554 WELL... 1113 00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:03,465 I STILL HAVEN'T RECOVERED FROM YOUR AFFAIR. 1114 00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:10,572 HONEY, I THOUGHT WE GOT THROUGH THIS. 1115 00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:12,207 -NO, BECAUSE YOU NEVER ADMITTED TO IT. 1116 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:15,177 -WELL, IT'S BECAUSE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. 1117 00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:19,181 HERE WE GO AGAIN. 1118 00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:20,549 -WHY ARE WE TALKING 1119 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:22,484 ABOUT STUFF FROM TWO YEARS AGO? 1120 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:24,987 -19 MONTHS. 1121 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:28,590 AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID NOTHING HAPPENED. 1122 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,461 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1123 00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,763 IS IT -- IS IT -- IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK 1124 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:36,965 I'M GONNA PACK MY BAGS AND LEAVE 1125 00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,668 IF YOU TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW? 1126 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,037 - ALL RIGHT, WE KISSED ONCE. 1127 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,972 -BUT I THINK I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. 1128 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:47,810 -YEAH, WHO KISSES SOMEONE ONCE AT OUR AGE? 1129 00:55:47,812 --> 00:55:50,546 -WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT WE DID. 1130 00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:52,114 JUST ONCE. 1131 00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:53,816 -FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. 1132 00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:57,453 PLEASE. 1133 00:55:57,455 --> 00:55:59,688 JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 1134 00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:05,894 -OKAY. 1135 00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:10,366 I HAD AN AFFAIR. 1136 00:56:10,368 --> 00:56:14,536 AND IT WAS A HORRIBLE MISTAKE. 1137 00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:18,774 AND I PROMISE YOU THAT NOTHING LIKE THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE. 1138 00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:34,256 DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER IN OUR BEDROOM? 1139 00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:35,891 -NO. NEVER. 1140 00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:38,927 -DID YOU TELL HER YOU LOVED HER? 1141 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:40,562 -NO. NO WAY. 1142 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,137 DID SHE GIVE YOU BLOW JOBS? 1143 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,840 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1144 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:52,641 -NO. 1145 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:54,176 -YEAH. -NO, NO. 1146 00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:56,678 YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. 1147 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,447 IT'S MY RIGHT TO KNOW THIS SHIT, 1148 00:56:58,449 --> 00:56:59,782 AND YOU'RE GONNA SIT THERE, 1149 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:02,384 AND YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER MY RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS. 1150 00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,124 DID SHE GIVE YOU BLOW JOBS? 1151 00:57:12,228 --> 00:57:14,863 - YES. 1152 00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:17,599 -DID YOU LIKE THEM? 1153 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,668 -YEAH, I LIKED THEM. 1154 00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,405 -MORE THAN MINE? 1155 00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:24,873 -NO. 1156 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,143 BUT THEY WERE MORE FREQUENT. 1157 00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:33,615 -WHY DID IT END? 1158 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:34,983 -BECAUSE SHE WAS PRESSURING ME, 1159 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,685 AND THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL 1160 00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:38,854 THAT I WAS GONNA LEAVE YOU FOR HER. 1161 00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:40,055 -SO SHE BROKE IT OFF. 1162 00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:41,657 -NO, I BROKE IT OFF. -MM. 1163 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:44,092 YOU KEPT IT GOING. -NO. I BROKE IT OFF. 1164 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,894 LOOK, I TOLD YOU THAT I LIKED HER BLOW JOBS. 1165 00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,596 WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS? 1166 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:49,965 I SWEAR TO YOU, I BROKE IT OFF. 1167 00:57:54,738 --> 00:57:57,072 I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE IN NEW YORK. 1168 00:57:57,074 --> 00:57:59,274 LAST MONTH. 1169 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:07,382 WHY CAN'T YOU GET ANGRY? 1170 00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,019 I HATE IT WHEN YOU DON'T SHOW YOUR FEELINGS. 1171 00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,592 -WHO WAS HE? 1172 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,371 -IT WAS A GUY I MET. 1173 00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:33,108 IT LASTED A WEEKEND. 1174 00:58:36,412 --> 00:58:38,280 AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, 1175 00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,649 I FEEL LIKE -- 1176 00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:43,886 I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN. 1177 00:58:48,558 --> 00:58:50,459 -I DON'T WANT THAT. 1178 00:58:50,461 --> 00:58:51,660 -WHY NOT? 1179 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:56,398 THERE'S NO NEED TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES HERE. 1180 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,766 IT'S AN EMPTY HOUSE. 1181 00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:58,934 KIDS ARE GONE. 1182 00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,904 -I KNOW THIS IS JUST... 1183 00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:06,141 SOME SORT OF DELAYED REACTION BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID. 1184 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,944 I GET IT. 1185 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,281 BUT I-I BELIEVE WE CAN FIX THIS. 1186 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,855 BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU. 1187 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:24,359 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I WANT TO SEE 1188 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,695 BEFORE I CLOSE MY EYES AT NIGHT. 1189 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:30,132 -AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYBODY ELSE. 1190 00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:35,137 -I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH YOU. 1191 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:42,411 WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM? 1192 00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,680 -MY HEART. 1193 00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:50,385 AND I-I DID HAVE SOME TIME ON THE COUCH 1194 00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,487 TO THINK ABOUT THIS SORT OF STUFF. 1195 01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:50,846 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT LITTLE FREAK OUT LAST NIGHT. 1196 01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:53,148 BUT I TOOK YOUR ADVICE. 1197 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,783 -AND? 1198 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:57,352 -WELL, I, UM... 1199 01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:02,858 I THINK PHIL AND I JUST HAD AN HONEST CONVERSATION, 1200 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,793 AND THAT WAS REALLY UNEXPECTED. 1201 01:01:04,795 --> 01:01:07,829 -I'M GONNA TELL GRACE WHAT HAPPENED. 1202 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,799 -WHAT? 1203 01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:13,735 -I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, MAREN. 1204 01:01:13,737 --> 01:01:17,406 I CAN'T HIDE THIS FROM HER. IT'S EATING AWAY AT ME INSIDE. 1205 01:01:17,408 --> 01:01:18,407 -W-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 1206 01:01:18,409 --> 01:01:20,075 WHY WOULD YOU DELIBERATELY HURT HER? 1207 01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:21,476 -I FEEL LIKE I'M HURTING HER BY NOT TELLING HER. 1208 01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:24,880 -THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN'T NOT BE HONEST ABOUT. 1209 01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:27,215 -OH, SCREW HONESTY! 1210 01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,552 WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING HER? 1211 01:01:30,554 --> 01:01:33,955 -SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME. 1212 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:39,494 -AND I FEEL GUILTY THAT I'M PRETENDING THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN 1213 01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,963 AND WALKING AROUND UNDER THE CLOUD OF THIS MISTAKE. 1214 01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:47,536 YOU CANNOT TELL HER. 1215 01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:50,939 YOU CANNOT TELL GRACE. 1216 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:57,045 -THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER IF WE HADN'T MET. 1217 01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,050 I'M SORRY. 1218 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,039 OH, SHIT. 1219 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,374 OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. 1220 01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:48,957 -OOH, I LIKE THEM BOTH. 1221 01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:52,460 -STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 1222 01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:05,073 LET ME TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT TO MOM. 1223 01:04:10,279 --> 01:04:14,282 -¶ TALK TO ME, YOU TALK TO ME ¶ 1224 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:16,017 -MOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? -HI, GIRLS. 1225 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,552 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY 1226 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,521 SO WE CAN DO SOME SHOPPING AND HAVE SOME FUN. 1227 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,357 -HARRY JUST BROKE UP WITH ME. -WHAT? 1228 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,025 -YEAH, HE COULDN'T EVEN DO IT IN PERSON. 1229 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,861 HE JUST DID IT THROUGH AN E-MAIL. 1230 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,863 IT -- IT DOESN'T SAY 1231 01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,231 HE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 1232 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,967 I-I-I-- THIS E-MAIL IS VERY VAGUE. 1233 01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:33,268 -MOM, ARE YOU CRAZY? 1234 01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,237 HE SAYS HE DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY. 1235 01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:37,939 -IT SAYS -- IT SAYS HE WANTS TO REMAIN FRIENDS, 1236 01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:38,940 AND THAT'S POSITIVE. 1237 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:40,742 -JUST STOP. 1238 01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,110 I'M AN IDIOT. 1239 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:43,345 -NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE. 1240 01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:44,546 DON'T CRY. DON'T -- PLEASE DON'T CRY. 1241 01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:45,747 -I SHOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO YOU. 1242 01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:46,982 -YOU KNOW WHAT? 1243 01:04:46,984 --> 01:04:48,583 I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO LIKE HIM NOW, 1244 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,886 AND I THINK THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF HEALTHY DIALOG. 1245 01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:52,721 -DIALOG? -YES. 1246 01:04:52,723 --> 01:04:54,155 -HE COULDN'T EVEN CALL ME! 1247 01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:55,924 -HE DUMPED YOU. WHY WOULD HE CALL YOU? 1248 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,025 -LIZ, PLEASE. NO. 1249 01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:58,393 HE DIDN'T CALL YOU BECAUSE -- 1250 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,228 BECAUSE -- BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1251 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,563 -OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT? -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1252 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,765 -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT? -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1253 01:05:03,767 --> 01:05:05,767 -WAIT A MINUTE. 1254 01:05:05,769 --> 01:05:07,302 HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1255 01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:08,370 -HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1256 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:10,672 -NO, HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT. 1257 01:05:10,674 --> 01:05:15,410 I SAID, "I LOVE YOU," AND HE SAID, "I DO, TOO." 1258 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,779 I AM SO STUPID. 1259 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:19,180 -NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE. 1260 01:05:19,182 --> 01:05:20,982 I'M SURE THIS IS JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING. 1261 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,018 THAT'S ALL IT IS. -NO, IT'S NOT. 1262 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:24,419 I CAN'T EVEN BE HERE RIGHT NOW. 1263 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:27,122 -NO, GRACE. -I'M GOING BACK TO THE CITY. 1264 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,248 -ASSHOLE. 1265 01:05:58,354 --> 01:06:00,422 -DID YOU TELL GRACE WHAT HAPPENED? 1266 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,091 -WHY WOULD I TELL GRACE? 1267 01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:05,794 -MAREN, SHE JUST SENT ME A TEXT CALLING ME A MANIPULATIVE LIAR. 1268 01:06:05,796 --> 01:06:07,395 SHE WON'T TAKE ANY OF MY PHONE CALLS. PLEASE. 1269 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:09,297 -WELL, I JUST TALKED TO HER, AND... 1270 01:06:10,901 --> 01:06:14,269 ...SHE WAS, UM, SHAKEN 1271 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:17,138 BY YOUR EMOTIONAL INDIFFERENCE EARLIER TODAY. 1272 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,641 -EVERYTHING WAS FINE WITH US AN HOUR AGO. 1273 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,810 -WAS IT? 1274 01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:23,712 SHE DIDN'T FEEL YOU WERE BEING GENUINE. 1275 01:06:23,714 --> 01:06:26,047 -ABOUT WHAT? 1276 01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:28,216 -ABOUT BEING IN LOVE. 1277 01:06:31,087 --> 01:06:33,989 IF YOU DON'T LOVE HER, JUST LET HER GO. 1278 01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:37,659 AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO HURT HER FEELINGS WITH THE TRUTH. 1279 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,147 -HARRY! 1280 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:01,616 HEY, YOU LEAVING ALREADY? 1281 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,487 -I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH SIMON. 1282 01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,457 I FIGURED YOU'D WANT TO KNOW HE MADE A DECISION. 1283 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:11,993 WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU ON OUR TEAM. 1284 01:07:13,129 --> 01:07:15,663 H.R. IS GONNA BE SENDING YOU SOME PAPERWORK TO LOOK OVER, 1285 01:07:15,665 --> 01:07:16,798 OKAY? 1286 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,134 CONGRATULATIONS. 1287 01:07:19,136 --> 01:07:20,535 -THANK YOU. 1288 01:08:38,849 --> 01:08:40,982 -SHE -- SHE LIKES PEACHES. -IS THAT RIGHT? 1289 01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:43,885 -HAPPY GRADUATION! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 1290 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,153 -THANK YOU. 1291 01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:46,187 THANKS, GUYS. 1292 01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:49,624 -THEY'RE THE EXACT, SAME THING. IT WOULD BE, LIKE -- 1293 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,626 -HOLD ON ONE SECOND. SORRY. 1294 01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:57,999 -YEAH. 1295 01:08:58,001 --> 01:08:59,868 ARE WE STILL GOING ON HIS BOAT? 1296 01:08:59,870 --> 01:09:02,737 -I'M NOT SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 1297 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:06,007 YOU KNOW, GRACE HASN'T RETURNED MY PHONE CALLS. 1298 01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:08,409 -WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 1299 01:09:08,411 --> 01:09:11,412 -WELL, I-I INVITED HARRY, SWEETHEART. 1300 01:09:11,414 --> 01:09:13,148 I-I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA 1301 01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:15,383 FOR HIM TO TALK TO GRACE. 1302 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:19,087 WHAT IF GRACE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM? 1303 01:09:19,089 --> 01:09:20,588 -PHIL. YOU GOT A SECOND? 1304 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,457 -OH, HEY, MARIO. -SOMEBODY I WANT YOU TO MEET. 1305 01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,325 -ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON A SECOND, HARRY. 1306 01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:27,595 -I JUST WANT TO TALK TO GRACE. THAT'S ALL. 1307 01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:29,697 - YEAH. AND TELL HER ABOUT US. 1308 01:09:29,699 --> 01:09:31,099 -I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER ABOUT US, MAREN. 1309 01:09:31,101 --> 01:09:32,534 -REALLY? -YES. 1310 01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,904 MAREN, THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE. 1311 01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,509 PLEASE. I'M NOT GONNA CAUSE ANY PROBLEMS. 1312 01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:59,527 LOOK... 1313 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,763 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW, 1314 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:05,433 BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT... 1315 01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:06,768 I WAS SCARED TO SAY HOW I TRULY FELT 1316 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,269 BACK AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE. 1317 01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:11,639 I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE AND GETTING HURT 1318 01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:13,208 AND I WAS A COWARD, 1319 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,376 BUT THAT'S WHY I'M HERE NOW, 1320 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,779 TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL. 1321 01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,550 GRACE, I LOVE YOU, 1322 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,118 AND I KNOW THIS IS REAL 1323 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,954 BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF LOSING YOU HURTS ME SO MUCH 1324 01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:30,191 THAT I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT. 1325 01:10:30,193 --> 01:10:31,693 I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME, 1326 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,395 AND I'M SORRY FOR SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED, 1327 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:37,465 BUT I REALLY WANTED TO COME HERE AND TALK TO YOU. 1328 01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:48,876 -I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME. 1329 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,422 -I FEEL SO CLOSE TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 1330 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:02,657 -I FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN CLOSER 1331 01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:04,292 TO ANYBODY ELSE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1332 01:11:04,294 --> 01:11:07,829 I-I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS WANT US TO JUST SHARE HOW WE FEEL AND -- 1333 01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:10,198 AND JUST BE OPEN SO THAT WE NEVER GET HURT. 1334 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,333 -YES! GRACE, I DON'T EVER WANT TO HURT YOU AGAIN. 1335 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:15,036 -YEAH, NO MORE SECRETS. -I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 1336 01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:16,938 -AND -- AND NEVER KEEP ANYTHING FROM EACH OTHER. 1337 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,940 -NO MORE SECRETS. -YEAH, NO MORE SECRETS. 1338 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:21,643 -BEFORE WE STARTED DATING, I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER. 1339 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,146 -WHAT? -I KNOW. 1340 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,715 THAT NIGHT THAT I MET YOU, AFTER I WALKED YOU HOME, 1341 01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:29,050 I WENT TO A HOTEL BAR, 1342 01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:30,585 AND SHE WAS THERE, AND THAT'S HOW WE MET. 1343 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:31,886 AND I'M JUST -- 1344 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:33,154 I WANT TO LAY THIS ALL OUT THERE NOW 1345 01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:34,389 SO THAT WE CAN JUST GET PAST IT 1346 01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:35,757 AND IT WON'T COME BACK TO HAUNT US. 1347 01:11:35,759 --> 01:11:37,992 WE CAN JUST MOVE FORWARD AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER. 1348 01:11:40,062 --> 01:11:42,430 -YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM? 1349 01:11:42,432 --> 01:11:43,798 -IT WAS A-A TINY MISTAKE THAT -- 1350 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,233 THAT JUST HAPPENED THAT ONE WEEKEND. 1351 01:11:45,235 --> 01:11:46,501 BUT -- BUT I'M GLAD I'M TELLING YOU THIS NOW. 1352 01:11:46,503 --> 01:11:48,202 -YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM. 1353 01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:50,004 -I'M -- I'M GLAD I'M GETTING THIS OFF MY CHEST, 1354 01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:51,673 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HIDE THIS FROM YOU ANYMORE AND -- 1355 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,841 -YOU SEX WITH MY MOM?! 1356 01:11:53,843 --> 01:11:55,443 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! 1357 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:57,011 -I WAS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION 1358 01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,479 THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 1359 01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,548 -NOT ABOUT THIS! -ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1360 01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:13,127 -SWEETHEART, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1361 01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,466 -OH. 1362 01:12:23,806 --> 01:12:24,672 -GRACE. 1363 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,841 DON'T LEAVE! GRACE! 1364 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:37,085 NO, I KNOW, SWEETIE. 1365 01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,553 I KNOW. 1366 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:41,089 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO TALK TO HER? 1367 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,258 OKAY. 1368 01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,294 NO, I UNDERSTAND. 1369 01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,430 WELL, TRY TO GET SOME REST TONIGHT, 1370 01:12:49,432 --> 01:12:52,633 AND WE'LL TALK IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 1371 01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:55,603 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1372 01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:57,071 ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT. 1373 01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:01,042 -I'VE MADE UP THE COUCH. 1374 01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:03,978 -YOU'RE KIDDING. 1375 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:06,247 -IT'S FOR ME. 1376 01:13:06,249 --> 01:13:08,049 I'LL SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS. 1377 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:09,684 -MAREN. 1378 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,886 WAIT A MINUTE. 1379 01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:24,265 -HOW IS SHE? 1380 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,835 -WELL, SHE IS VERY UPSET. 1381 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:35,676 -DOES SHE HATE ME? 1382 01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,290 I'VE BEEN SAVING THE GOOD STUFF 1383 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:52,794 FOR A, UH, SPECIAL OCCASION. 1384 01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:06,240 YOU FUCKED HARRY. 1385 01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,479 -TRULY SORRY. 1386 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:25,660 -YOU FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND. 1387 01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:36,337 YOU FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND. 1388 01:14:36,339 --> 01:14:38,239 THAT'S -- 1389 01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:03,698 STOP IT. 1390 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:04,699 -I CAN'T HELP IT. 1391 01:15:05,768 --> 01:15:08,469 - IT'S AMAZING. 1392 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:10,238 -THAT'S JUST -- 1393 01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:23,544 -HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO DAD? 1394 01:16:23,546 --> 01:16:25,880 -YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 1395 01:16:25,882 --> 01:16:27,348 DAD'S PERFECT. 1396 01:16:29,051 --> 01:16:31,052 -WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1397 01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:39,493 I KNEW IT. 1398 01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:43,531 I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS. 1399 01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:46,000 -WE SCREWED UP, SWEETIE. 1400 01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:48,035 WE BOTH SCREWED UP. 1401 01:16:49,638 --> 01:16:52,039 WE TOOK EACH OTHER FOR GRANTED. 1402 01:16:53,075 --> 01:16:56,310 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE KIDS, 1403 01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,446 YOU SOMEHOW KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1404 01:16:58,448 --> 01:17:03,551 AS IF HAVING A FAMILY MAKES YOU PERFECT, RIGHT? 1405 01:17:03,553 --> 01:17:06,454 IT DOESN'T. 1406 01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:07,822 IT'S HARD. 1407 01:17:07,824 --> 01:17:10,825 IT'S HARD WORK. 1408 01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:13,894 AND I'M NOT SAYING HAVING AN AFFAIR IS THE ANSWER, 1409 01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:15,997 BECAUSE IT'S NOT. 1410 01:17:17,532 --> 01:17:21,135 SOMETIMES IT TAKES ALMOST LOSING SOMETHING 1411 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:24,772 TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU LEFT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1412 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:31,846 SWEETIE, I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT HIM. 1413 01:17:31,848 --> 01:17:34,315 ALL HE DID WAS TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 1414 01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:40,388 -EVERY TIME I OPEN MYSELF UP TO HIM, HE HURTS ME. 1415 01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:44,625 WHETHER IT'S HIM... TELLING ME ABOUT YOU 1416 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:47,294 OR WRITING ME AN E-MAIL TO BREAK UP WITH ME. 1417 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,863 -I WROTE THAT. 1418 01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:51,298 IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET SENT. 1419 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:52,767 THAT -- THAT PART WAS AN ACCIDENT, 1420 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:55,102 BUT -- BUT I WROTE IT. 1421 01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:57,505 HE WAS GONNA TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 1422 01:17:57,507 --> 01:18:00,408 AND I -- I-I-I PANICKED. 1423 01:18:00,410 --> 01:18:02,376 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 1424 01:18:02,378 --> 01:18:05,046 AND I-I-I COULDN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF HURTING YOU, 1425 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:09,650 AND, OF COURSE, THEN I ENDED UP HURTING YOU, AND... 1426 01:18:09,652 --> 01:18:11,385 ...I AM SO SORRY. 1427 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:17,792 -THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. 1428 01:18:17,794 --> 01:18:19,927 -SO FUCKED UP. 1429 01:18:26,601 --> 01:18:28,302 LOOK. 1430 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:30,171 HE WANTED TO BE WITH YOU SO BAD 1431 01:18:30,173 --> 01:18:32,540 THAT HE WAS WILLING TO RISK LOSING YOU. 1432 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:35,142 -SO? 1433 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:38,345 I -- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 1434 01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:41,482 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1435 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:44,085 -I'M SAYING DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 1436 01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:02,203 - WHOO! 1437 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,509 -IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 1438 01:19:09,878 --> 01:19:11,178 JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 1439 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,280 YOU ARE JUST GETTING WARMED UP. 1440 01:19:17,652 --> 01:19:19,587 -WHOO! YES! 1441 01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:21,522 WHOO! YEAH! 1442 01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:24,058 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! 1443 01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,627 YOU'RE THE MAN! WHOO! YEAH! 1444 01:19:26,629 --> 01:19:29,563 -HEY, YOU READY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, HARRY? 1445 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:10,137 -OKAY, LOOK, BEFORE YOU CLOSE THE DOOR IN MY FACE, 1446 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,505 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE MAD 1447 01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:13,440 AND YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT ME HERE RIGHT NOW, 1448 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:15,209 JUST LET ME GET THIS OFF MY CHEST. 1449 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:18,145 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT YOU AND ME AND -- 1450 01:20:42,237 --> 01:20:45,039 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX. 1451 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,641 -WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 1452 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:58,385 -¶ ALL THAT I ASK FROM YOU ¶ 1453 01:20:58,387 --> 01:21:03,991 ¶ OH, BABY, IS THE TRUTH ¶ 1454 01:21:03,993 --> 01:21:05,993 ¶ CRUEL TO BE KIND, BABY ¶ 1455 01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:09,163 ¶ I AIN'T AFRAID OF THE BLUES ¶ 1456 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:13,300 ¶ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE ¶ 1457 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:18,772 ¶ AND I'D RATHER LESS THAN MORE OF NOTHIN' ¶ 1458 01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:22,743 -¶ NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN' ¶ 1459 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:27,748 -¶ OH, BABY, ARE YOU BLIND? ¶ 1460 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:31,685 ¶ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A CRIME ¶ 1461 01:21:31,687 --> 01:21:34,722 ¶ IN THIS MORE-OF-NOTHIN' WORLD WE LIVE ¶ 1462 01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:38,559 ¶ TO HAVE A MORE-OF-NOTHIN' LOVE TO GIVE? ¶ 1463 01:21:38,561 --> 01:21:42,663 ¶ I'M OUT FIGHTIN' IT EVERY DAY ¶ 1464 01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:45,566 ¶ AND, HONEY, THERE'S JUST NO WAY ¶ 1465 01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:49,236 ¶ I'M COMIN' HOME TO MORE OF NOTHIN' ¶ 1466 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,839 ¶ NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN' ¶ 1467 01:21:51,841 --> 01:21:53,307 ¶ NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ¶ 1468 01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:56,210 ¶ AND I THINK YOU CONFUSED ME ¶ 1469 01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:57,344 -¶ CONFUSED ME ¶ 1470 01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:59,880 -¶ WITH ONE OF THOSE GIRLS ¶ 1471 01:21:59,882 --> 01:22:01,448 ¶ YOU RUN AROUND WITH ¶ 1472 01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:04,118 ¶ BABY, I AIN'T TRYING TO BE ¶ 1473 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,552 -¶ TRYING TO BE ¶ 1474 01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:08,889 -¶ YOUR NEXT LITTLE THING, STARLET ¶ 1475 01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:12,226 ¶ I WANT A LOVE THAT'S DEEP ¶ 1476 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:15,396 ¶ AND YOU KEEP BUYIN' CHEAP ¶ 1477 01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:18,032 ¶ YOU'RE BUYIN' MORE OF NOTHIN' ¶ 1478 01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:20,834 -¶ NOTHIN', NOTHIN', NOTHIN' ¶ 1479 01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:24,772 -¶ NOTHIN' ¶ 1480 01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:08,782 -¶ YES, WELL, THE YEARS HAVE ALL GONE BY ¶ 1481 01:23:10,185 --> 01:23:12,386 ¶ AND THEY'VE TAKEN US ¶ 1482 01:23:12,388 --> 01:23:17,024 ¶ THEY'VE TAKEN US FOR A VERY LONG RIDE ¶ 1483 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:21,395 ¶ SOME OF US HAVE COME AND GONE ¶ 1484 01:23:21,397 --> 01:23:26,767 ¶ THE REST OF US HAVE TRIED TO CARRY ON ¶ 1485 01:23:28,570 --> 01:23:29,903 -¶ OOH ¶ 1486 01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:34,375 -¶ YEAH, WELL, THE YEARS HAVE COME AND GONE ¶ 1487 01:23:36,344 --> 01:23:38,545 ¶ AND WHAT HAVE WE ¶ 1488 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:42,583 ¶ WHAT HAVE WE ALL REALLY DONE, BABE? ¶ 1489 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:46,854 ¶ SOME OF US HAVE COME AND GONE ¶ 1490 01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:53,527 -¶ THE REST OF US WILL TRY TO CARRY ON ¶ 1491 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:57,097 -¶ AND SILENTLY, THE YEARS GO BY ¶ 1492 01:23:57,099 --> 01:24:00,734 ¶ AND THEY TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ¶ 1493 01:24:00,736 --> 01:24:03,604 ¶ YOU WERE THERE, NOW YOU'RE NOT THERE ¶ 1494 01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:07,274 ¶ YOU'RE NO LONGER BY MY SIDE ¶ 1495 01:24:07,276 --> 01:24:12,079 -¶ AND I, I DON'T KNOW ¶ 1496 01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:15,749 ¶ IF THIS RIDE IS STILL FOR ME ¶ 1497 01:24:22,624 --> 01:24:27,728 -¶ I REMEMBER SOME TIME LONG AGO ¶ 1498 01:24:29,130 --> 01:24:31,465 ¶ WHEN I SAW YOUR HAIR ¶ 1499 01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:35,569 ¶ IT WAS GLISTENING ALL AGLOW ¶ 116750