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oh hi

i'm slick

and i know just

what you want

and i've got it

waiting for you

right here

at orlando's

blue sky

you know don ferguson personnel

that's his daughter oh that's got to be

headaches

tony was bragging about his buddy claims

that's his girlfriend

right here

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four two

four two

causeway drive

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cloudy skies

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hey tony hey miss man you two going

steady oh that's nothing serious hey

how's my bike coming i saw a few snags

with the derailleur does that thing

really go 50 miles an hour with the

right guy on it see i can't wait it'll

be soon have a good night mr him hope i

have a good morning

hi there hello hello russell hey torino

what's the matter with you get your

uniform on let's see what do you think

this is a strip choker

this floor looks like [ __ ]

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hi babe

hi

what are you doing home so early i

thought you might want to uh play hooky

i can't

i gotta give a funnel hey hook is more

fun than finals

i can't

i'm sorry

so why

so

when are they going to change your

schedule well maybe this afternoon i

hope i get days for a change

oh that'll be great

listen

what if we go to the beach later on

before i get patsy i can't we gotta be

back at two

what time you gonna go with your sister

tonight

six the chicago airport went on strike

she and her girlfriends got in late sure

you don't want to play hooky

i can't

i understand

thanks

bye bye

don't be late

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see you later okay yeah

hey if you're so famous and all how come

i ain't seen your picture in one of the

magazines like star the national

inquirer i'm taking a faster road know

what i mean

are you gonna call me

honest

this is all i know

okay

hey slick hey rockstar

what were you checking out your

equipment for the next show come on

slick was a one night did everything

work okay

you got the vet

does she want your autograph oh slick

this is ace

see another one of us is checks and

nieces from texas you know you're lucky

with the big tips you don't have to

drive what you sell on tv not get those

dots why don't you just give me a break

for the car routine did you steal it

i thought it you [ __ ] one and i came

over here because i thought i'd give you

a ride but since you seem to be

otherwise engaged can i drive it

i don't know

can you morning flare

hi mrs johnson rick honey what time do

you have to be in school today

uh 10 or so what good i need you to go

down to the phone company and pay that

phone bill no i can't listen mom i gotta

work on my final this morning and i

thought you did that last night

uh i liked i did nick where did you get

this card that it's gorgeous i just

bought it

want to write the word

i love it

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i

thought i was gonna get a chance to

drive it maybe after exams

now look just because you're on tv maybe

you can get old texas tips to let you

grab your truck

come on

bye ricky rocket

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please don't forget the phone wheel is

hey you got my shoes

many of the objects found have led

archaeologists to believe that each

tribe had a tribal composer this

composer by chanting

would assure that the departing soul

would reach a spiritual nirvana

a number of archaeologists though did

not believe such a tribal composer

existed until one of the greatest and

most important discoveries was made by

dr r.f goodrich when he unearthed the

casket

when the casket was opened

it was confirmed that this was the

tribal composer a true story from

central florida

thank you

criticisms

mr raymer

i thought it was very good

but i was unclear about one thing how

did they know he was the composer oh

well when they opened the casket he was

decomposing

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mr monroe yes ma'am

you say what you say well

but you have nothing to say

you have a natural gift and you are

constantly abusing it

now if you don't take yourself seriously

why should we

but i do i take myself very seriously

making your final exam into a joke is

very serious too mr monroe

with your excessive cuts and your

willingness to get by in a wink or a

smile

you've just cancelled yourself right out

of a grade in this class

oh great

glass dismissed oh uh don't forget your

semester cards at the office please and

uh mr disick um your final will be 11

rather than at nine thanks miss handle i

could use the time

listen i'm really sorry

it's an f until you get your priorities

in order i need that grade

well then

don't sabotage your preparation get one

mr monroe

you're very smart

don't cheat yourself

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ladies yeah that's it first

all right

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that's it ladies sorry listen up listen

up tomorrow 8 a.m sharp right here for

the last tango in orlando

okay terrific hi pete

i'm packing i'm surely high

how

she's gonna bring her sister

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thank you

most of the women in this world must be

lonely

good thing we can dance with each other

ah i fly to orlando any day you get

slashed with my sister does your husband

know you have this drinking

don't peek

i don't peek

remember what happened the last time you

didn't peek

no

what on chatham street and johnny duffy

and i were playing

hide and seek

you pulled his pants down i saw my first

wiener standing in attention enough

blast

no don't open

okay ready

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three

open sesame

not bad for an old school mark

oh my god

you look like like a hibiscus

i

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it's much better i'm not going oh

yeah

you look beautiful look i know i would

you would have a fit whitney would love

it you look gorgeous lucy would like

more

cleavage don't i know really i can

hey you look beautiful you promised

is

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now don't you worry it's all very

difficult

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ladies

we don't shoot rockets up anymore they

go sideways and they don't go to the

stars in the moon

well i just don't want to use the

technology to blow things up

[ __ ] you flew f-14s right and i

chose the targets

whitney word has come down it's either

silos or terminate we've been through

this before i don't want to work for the

defense department again who the hell do

you think uses 90 of the stuff we make

around here you can't be that naive

you're right

i'm not

good great you're gonna love colorado

the skiing is fantastic it's beautiful

out there betty and i were out there

what the hell that's supposed to mean

it means you just fired me

excuse me

they want you upstairs

you may be next

very funny

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is

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yes

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mission control

wow

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outer space

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do you want to see ricky take his

clothes

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what's the matter huh

um

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he's wearing a ring

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hey professor you're

come on let's great

is

he has been undergoing the pepsi

challenge since april 1976

and still can't make up his mind

let me

to twelve

i know okay

let's get some sleep

i just thought you were

you were feeling

so sexy this morning

i smell cigarettes

i just don't understand you lately

i got fired

what

i got fired

after all this

this time

can't

can't they put you on on something else

i don't do anything else

but you could

you're brilliant

nobody can do what you can do

yeah you just don't understand

it's over

time is gone

um

maybe this is your time

maybe this is the time for your ideas

remember that guy who wanted to

prototype your bike

please

i've got to get some sleep

what did you do

i really don't know

hey rick how are you doing how are you

doing

hello hi

big newtons and oreos

what a surprise what are you doing here

i'm helping people with dance class

today oh not another job

rick please all that sugar's just gonna

rot your bones it's just for today tony

didn't show up

neither did your sister

so it's just me and the drunk cook a

little present for your piggy bank

thanks

i want some juice

can i have a business section

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drink some juice

hi mom hey fancy pants

i'm sorry i'm late but i had to stop by

the 7-eleven to get some stockings and

there was this lady getting ready to

have a baby

right between the corn chips and the

toilet paper what did you do

i didn't faint i told somebody to call a

doctor and then i sat there and held her

hand

what did she have a boy or a girl

neither the baby never showed up so they

took her home there's a letter for you

in your locker from charlie

charlie

wonderful charlie i wish you'd get rid

of that guy yeah that's for sure you

straighten everything out with slick

yeah

that's good

when do you get your grades

next week

next week

last week you said this week

i did no no no no

last week i said next week not this week

or you're losing your memory got a great

[ __ ]

that's why i love it

oh it sure is a good thing that you're

cute kid

it's important to show up at these

things believe me girl you mean they

found her in the closet with dr rollins

and they didn't do anything to him he's

such a terrible reputation the art

students of titusville community college

would like to thank you for attending

this reception so enjoy yourselves and

remember

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hey um

welcome to titusville hi whitney

so you're stealing my wife for the night

huh yeah maybe yeah yeah like why don't

you just stay at our place

uh it's too far from orlando besides i

like room service speaking of which is

there any more um of this uh unleaded

punch i'm gonna punch gallons

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you sure

yes oh okay no no i no no

oh he's great

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hi mr sandlin

want a cookie

no no thank you listen i'm uh i'm sorry

about the mc last night sometimes he

gets a little uh

too crazy

um

do you uh do you do that every night

yeah my mom thinks i'm a rock star we

travel in a circuit from tampa to

orlando tonight we're going to be at

flanagan's you know the place down at

112

no i don't well you probably wouldn't

like it anyway

so uh

when do you study

that's what i'd like to talk to you

about see

i want to get into hotel management

see if i can retire my mom

she's been taking care of my sister and

i

all the life ever since we were born i

just want to give her a rest

now i was wondering

i was wondering if i could retake the

final

no

i can't do that

what's what's five minutes to you if

it's going to help out a lady's been

busting a buns over a hot grill all her

life

i'm not grading your mother's life

i'm grading your

your

performance thought you liked my

performance

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talking about your speech class

uh look um

i appreciate what you're what you're

trying to do for your

mother

but dreams don't come true without hard

work i had a dream about you last night

it was really hot

well patsy thinks we should run off

together hello i'm patsy fey's sister oh

hi hi nice to meet you nice to meet you

oh

i'm sorry uh

this is my husband whitney hanlon this

is ricky rocket rocket oh uh monroe

hero

of course it's monroe

hi how do you do that

for you oh hi

this is mr mrs hanlon

fancy hi

oh all my rights here

yeah i've i've got to go oh it's good

meeting you sir pleasure meeting you go

where are you going oh a friend of mine

just got fired so i'm trying to get him

a job dance with me on the strip circuit

dancing on the strip circuit

yeah i'm dancing my way through school

it pays the bills and you're very good

at it too thank you i'll bet

you should see him in here

it was nice seeing you mrs hamlin

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nice to see you too

um

bye

bye take care bye

times have

changed ah they certainly have

here's the title to the car i signed it

over to you

here's the address where i'll be staying

and here's a list of girls so mum can

hire somebody to replace me

the rent is paid on my apartment until

the end of the month and i'll call you

and let you know what to do with my

stuff here's the keys enjoy yourself

and um

do you think you could take care of my

cats

san francisco why are you going to san

francisco i got it all figured out i'm

going to start a mail order business

with my hearts

charlie said he'll help me

as soon as he gets out of jail out of

jail i thought you said that i was

getting off

you got three years

you're nuts going after that bump look

if you're gonna fall for some guy why

don't i fall for some guy who's got a

[ __ ] together

mike anderson he's been after you for

two years his veto shacks are just doing

great so what so you gotta start

thinking of your future

you gotta start taking things a little

bit more seriously i don't love him

anyway what do you know about being

serious chasing every pair of tits you

see look

i'm 21 years old i'm doing just what i'm

supposed to be doing

you're supposed to start thinking about

settling down you're not getting any

younger you know

you're gonna throw away three years just

because you feel sorry for some guy

well can't you just wait for him here

please don't give me a hard time okay

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okay

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then you'll tell mom come by for me and

take care of everything

yeah yeah

even the cats

even the kids

want some tea no

how about a brownie

whitney i know you don't want to talk

about it let's not talk about it

i just think that if you went into

business for yourself you'd feel better

hey

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huh hi it's your baby sister ready for

the movie

why what's

yeah take her she's being a real pain

i've known that for years

can she sleep

you bet absolutely oh perfect you're a

prince

okay here she is thank you

so

you want to go with us

i want to go to the club

okay

i'll be there in an hour don't be

late okay

hi

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hi what are you doing out here

i'm waiting for patsy we're going to the

movies

we have a good time

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oh

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uh they're not here

well they must have gone inside come on

oh no look uh i told her i was gonna

meet her outside you go in and get her

and tell her i'm waiting please

okay she's not gonna listen to me you

better tell herself

she's not inside of him

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it looks like

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it's what you want to do

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just

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miranda doesn't know where he is

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come on what do you want something to

drink

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neither can i that's why

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oh that's sick man

maybe i'll just be a mailman oh come on

tony you got fired okay you need a job

here it is

now that you'll have a fit

i'm gonna go look

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around she didn't come with me so she

must be at the hotel

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great

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uh

i just heard my sister got sick and i'd

have to go see her oh she's gonna be

okay she

she'll live

what's the matter

she has a stomachache

well um

i hope you come back later what do you

think

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cramming for exams

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oh

this is verdana yes your husband can

call him he's on the line you can use

the housewife oh thank you

i guess you just wanted to uh figure out

how to use the microwave

tell me why you use those things hey

rick how you doing

uh

pretty good hey jimmy

fine uh uh oh mr william i have a

message for you uh i'll be home tomorrow

mrs cole knows what to do

on this vacation

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you're going to kill me but i i forgot

to pick up your suit again at the clears

i can't believe it i know i'm

i'm really sorry

don't worry about it i'll pick it up

myself

good

i just wanted to call in and see how

you're doing are you okay kind of busy

right now working on a bike for a kid

out of the base

that happens by next week

well that that's that's good yeah

okay i'll uh

i'll let you go then

okay i'll see you later

hey

you following me

what are you doing here oh my mom works

in the coffee shop

i didn't hear you

what

you look great today

you really look nice

thanks

look i want to apologize for putting you

on the spot about my grade

you're right i should take my work a lot

more seriously

sometimes i just say the wrong things at

the wrong time

well that's all right

i'm i'm glad you understand

anyway i'm taking another semester with

mr gray so

good

that's good

well

i'll see you later

um chrissy's a little sick i've got to

go home

oh god

is he still there

whitney

oh my god i haven't seen you

how are you fine how are you good

how's faye how's the cake

fine and the cape's not so fine why i'm

not there anymore

day before yesterday

yeah

jeez what happened you look great

great thanks i got an idea

why don't we go have a cup of coffee and

catch up on things

no no

he must be the club or something

look why don't you stay at the hotel

tonight i don't want to drive his home

so late

it's all paid for

larry doesn't know what to do when the

kids get sick

bye i had a great time

it's moving

i don't want to go back

i was with somebody last night

i knew that

i just get tired of waiting

i wait for him to tell me what to do and

if

i don't he cuts me off

sometimes for months

and this man last night was saying that

i'm pretty

well you are pretty and he said i'm

smart

i mean i'm not like you

i don't read books

i'm i'm not a school teacher and i've

i've lost track of who i am

i'm sorry

stop saying you're sorry okay

i don't want you to say you're sorry

anymore

i don't i don't know why

he married me

will he marry you because he loves you

if he didn't love you he would have been

gone a long time ago

listen to me

you have to stop

running away to be somebody else

you have to

be that funny

wonderful person that you are with me

with you i wanted to know i'm a fool

you're wonderful now look who's talking

i know

you're different

look

have you ever worn that that that dress

that you wore with me the other night

with him oh god he'd hate it how do you

know

have you ever told him that you you hate

being cut off

maybe he

maybe he just thinks you don't care

he he'd just get upset

why would he get upset if you told him

he loved him

i don't know

you're right

bye

where the hell did this come from new

year's eve

1980 the dawn of a new decade

everything seems so hopeful

mark and i thought that if we just read

the right books went to the right

seminars

what a couple of dreamers

instead we just became familiar

strangers

yeah i remember in 1980

mark and i were both promoted to the

head of our own departments

mark even got his name mentioned in

newsweek didn't he

that's right

okay we were on a roll then

the moon mars and behind and everything

else was just

totally insignificant

i thought mark was one of the luckiest

guys in the world having you next to him

i think my old buddy blew it

hey

see these

tears

that's champagne oh no no tears

sodium chloride

i didn't believe anybody could cry as

much as you cried that night

i still do that but

not as much

so how are things at home

terrific

phase in orlando with her sister she

came in from chicago and sounds like

they're having a great time

i'm all ears

what does that mean

feels like there's a little trouble in

paradise

i wanted to kiss you that night

well why didn't you

just wasn't the right thing to do

stepped away

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hello

it's beautiful

why

because i wanted to see you

i don't know what to say

are you afraid

yes

tell me

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then the japanese invaded the market

the bottom fell out right now i'm i'm

overstaffed and i'm overstocked so

i'm afraid i really don't have anything

for you with well i wasn't expecting a

job i just thought you might be

interested in the idea i had from moon

landing games

do you know that every guy over at data

nationals invented one of these games

i think frankly if you are over 18 you

are too old in this business

but if you have a prototype that weird

machine you were building you know that

the recombinant that's the fight it's

funny you're the third person to mention

it oh hi miss jaws good sorry we're a

little early but this is the only time i

could get my lawyer here to go over the

contracts oh mr odds good mr slap yes

thank you uh mr lee just step inside

please mr blackhead

nice to see you handling the continue

around yeah good luck look uh have the

girl validate your parking ticket on the

way out right have a good day i was good

yeah

hello hi whitney oh hi patsy how you

doing oh i'm fine

uh fine uh what's going on you need a

ride

in chicago

earth

i'm in chicago

oh yeah yeah i i i forgot oh yeah

look i better talk to faye uh she's not

here right now i i think she's in school

oh yeah right

would you give her a message please

did you guys have fun at that place

should i be jealous of the kid that's

dancing his way through school

come on you don't have anything to worry

about

funny

that's what face said yeah well she's

right

um

okay please

uh yeah yeah i will patsy uh say hi to

larry oh sure thing

bye

would you like to stay i'm gonna be back

in a couple of hours promise hi honey

hi hi come on gotta stop smoking

very funny hello this is my mom it's mrs

ham

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uh

hello

faye

hello hi

hi

what's going on oh i i i just knocked

over the phone

um

i just thought i'd call and see what you

were doing

we're doing fine um

one of the kids got sick and patsy had

to go home uh

i just took her to the plane

i uh

i tried to call you but you weren't home

they gave it to a 14 year old kid

instead

so um

what are you going to try

i don't

know go to one of those

don't you think you're getting a little

too old for this sort of thing

i know i am

i'll leave the key at the front desk

and uh

i i ran into alice in hale

yeah

yes yeah

i'm glad you're dead

are you all right i think i got cold you

can't turn off the air conditioning in

this room it's freezing in here

all right i've got to do something uh

i should be back around 10 o'clock

yes yeah i'll be there

good

bye babe

bye

what's the number on that key

i'm good

come on

i want to see dance

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get up

get in the skin oh my god

get in the skin

please get up

get up get up don't please me get up in

the skip get up

just pissed off

not crazy

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hey what about my clothes i hear you

better without him

tony tyrethe

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you don't have to say anything

i'm just glad you're home

me too

you want to play

you