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You tired, honey?
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Oh, exhausted.
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How about you? Not a bit.
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I'm still keyed up
from the party tonight.
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I was pretty funny, huh?
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Yes, well, now, you relax and
try and get some sleep, huh?
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Okay.
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Darrin.
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Darrin, you left your light on.
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Darrin.
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Darrin!
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Darrin? Mm?
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You're snoring.
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Oh, that's okay,
honey. I don't mind.
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Good morning,
sweetheart. Oh, hi, honey.
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Ready for your breakfast?
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I'll have to pass,
honey. No time.
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Oh, Darrin, do you have
to dash off every morning
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without breakfast?
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You've hardly been
home for dinner either.
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I've barely seen you.
I know, sweetheart,
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but I have to have the entire
cosmetic campaign ready
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for that big sales meeting
tomorrow morning.
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Oh.
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Well, I have to be in
town this afternoon.
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Maybe we can meet for lunch.
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No, I'm having
lunch with an exec
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from the cosmetic company.
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Some guy named Toni Devlin.
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Perhaps we could meet
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for a midnight snack
sometime, stranger.
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I'll eat my lonely breakfast
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in lonely silence
and try to be brave.
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Go now, and don't look back.
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I have been neglecting
you, haven't I?
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I tell you what:
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no matter how much
work I have to do tonight,
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I'll forget about it,
and come on home
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and have dinner with you. Oh!
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Bye, sweetheart. Bye-bye.
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May I join you, dear?
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Oh, hi, Mother.
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Your mortal roommate
seems to be getting
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the seven-year
itch five years early.
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What do you mean by that remark?
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Oh, when a husband
starts working nights,
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that's a different story.
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Mother, don't you let your
suspicious little imagination
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run away with him.
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Seven-year itch, indeed.
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But it doesn't have to
be an out and out itch.
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All it takes is a little rash.
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Do you mind if we
change the subject?
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Now, look, I have to
go shopping in town,
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so why don't you come,
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and then we'll
have lunch together.
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Oh, splendid.
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Let's go to some
place really chic
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and dress to the nines.
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Like it?
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Perfect.
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They're both witches.
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Charlie Leach, private eye,
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you've really got it made now.
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Charmaine, honey, sweetheart.
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Your loved one is home.
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Oh, did I wake you, honey?
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No, I'm all dressed
up for the senior prom.
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Baby, I've got some great news.
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Mwah!
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You can go right back to sleep
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after I tell you
all about it, huh?
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No. Just having you home
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makes me too excited to sleep.
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I only see you 26 hours a day.
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Baby, our problems are over.
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Something sensational happened.
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We were finally
accepted on Relief?
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Oh, I know things have been
tough up to now, Charmaine,
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but I'm onto something real big.
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And you're gonna have
diamonds, a fur, a car,
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a yacht and a mansion.
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What?
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And leave all this?
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Oh, I ain't kidding.
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It's just that I gotta
figure out one little angle.
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Yeah.
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How to get the money
direct from the mint
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and eliminate the middle man.
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No, I'm serious, honey.
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Do you remember a few weeks ago
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I was doing a little snoopin'...
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I mean, investigating.
- -for this baby food company?
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Yeah.
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And I also remember
they fired you
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for all that crazy talk about
witches and black magic.
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The only kind of job
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you can hold from
that kind of talk
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is the social director
at a funny farm.
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Oh, I was only
kidding about that.
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I've been doing some
investigating on my own,
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and I've got some information
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that's gonna be worth a fortune.
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You and me are gonna
be rolling in dough.
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Charlie, I don't need
to be rolling in dough.
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Right now I'd settle
for you getting a job
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that lasts past lunch.
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Darrin.
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Yeah, Larry?
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Meet Toni Devlin
of United Cosmetics.
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Be right with you, Mr. Devlin.
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Oh, excuse me, Miss Devlin.
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Made the same mistake myself.
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It's Toni with an
I, not with a Y.
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This is Darrin Stephens.
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How do you do? How do you do?
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Well, won't you sit down,
Miss Devlin. Thank you.
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I was just going
over the art layout
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for the campaign.
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I'll have the final ones
ready tomorrow morning.
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Mr. Stephens, I hope
my being a woman
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won't cause us a problem
in working together.
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Of course not. Why should it?
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We'll get along just fine
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as long as we keep
it strictly business.
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I'm not the least bit interested
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in the flirtatious little
games between the sexes.
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I hope I make myself clear.
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Oh, yeah. Crystal clear.
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Let me say
something, Miss Devlin.
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Aren't you being a
trifle presumptuous?
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I'm merely going by the
track record in this business.
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Then let me be
the record breaker.
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I happen to be a very
happily married man.
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I have a lovely
wife and daughter,
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and, no offense intended,
but I do find you resistible.
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I deserved that.
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Forgive me.
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Friends? Friends.
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Oh, may we go to lunch now?
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Frankly, I'm starved.
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Okay, but I'm warning you, lady.
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About what?
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After lunch, I'm bringing
you back to this office
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to show you my etchings!
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Mother, I haven't
been here in ages.
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Not since Darrin
and I were dating.
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We used to call it "our place."
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Oh, that's a man for you.
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When they're chasing you,
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there's always some dear,
little romantic "our place."
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And after they
catch you, "our place"
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is in the kitchen, with
laundromat privileges.
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Samantha!
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What is it?
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Look at that.
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This was a favorite spot
of Samantha's and mine
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when we were dating.
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We used to call it "our place."
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Kind of corny, huh?
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But sweet.
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You really are in love
with her, aren't you?
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She is out of this world.
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Well, so what, Mother.
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Darrin said he was gonna
have a business lunch,
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with Toni Devlin.
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He didn't say that Toni
plucked his eyebrows, did he?
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I'm sure it's nothing
more than what he said:
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a business lunch.
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Samantha, he really
has you brainwashed.
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Why? Because I trust him?
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Well, I don't mind
you trusting him.
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Just don't put so
much faith in that trust.
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Now, for once, listen to
me, and let's get out of here.
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No, I am not sneaking out
like an eavesdropping wife.
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If you don't go,
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I'm gonna do
something terrible to him.
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I mean it!
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This time I'll really turn
him into a frog... forever!
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You wouldn't.
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He already has a big mouth.
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Mother, stop trying
to stir up trouble.
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Darrin said he'd be home
for dinner, and he will.
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He'll have some
last-minute excuse.
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Sam! I'm home!
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The voice of treason.
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Samantha!
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In here, darling.
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Mother, try and
be pleasant to him.
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Am I ever anything
else? Oh, ho, ho, ho!
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Oh, hi, Endora.
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Oh, just passing through?
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What?
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Hi, sweetheart. I made
your favorite roast.
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Shame it'll go to waste.
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Why should it go to waste?
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You always eat enough for three.
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Well, I'm going
upstairs to get washed
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and kiss our gorgeous daughter.
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Then I'll be right down.
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Boy, that looks
good. And I'm hungry.
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Any questions?
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Oh, something will come up.
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You'll see.
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Like, he left the
lights on at the office,
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or he had to go back
and wax the floors
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because the janitor got sick.
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And why didn't he
mention anything
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about that woman at lunch?
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There was no need to.
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The woman was a
client, nothing more.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Hello. You must be
Mrs. Stephens. Yes.
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I'm Toni Devlin,
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a business associate
of your husband.
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Oh, come in, please.
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I don't like this...
Ah, Mother...
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This is my mother, Endora.
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Toni Devlin.
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How do you do? How do you do?
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I'm sorry to bother you,
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but I have to discuss
some campaign changes
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with Darrin before
our meeting tomorrow.
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Oh. Well, I don't blame you.
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This campaign is pretty obvious.
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If you'll just have a
seat, I'll get Darrin.
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Samantha, this
is really the limit.
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That... That hussy!
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Walking right into your home,
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flaunting herself in your face.
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Mother, she seems very nice.
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And she hasn't made flaunt one.
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If you won't do
anything about it, I will.
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Oh, ho, ho...
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Mother, you change
her back right now.
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I will not.
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And she stays this way until
you come to your senses.
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Goodbye!
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Oh! Mother!
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Mother!
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Honey, where'd you get the cat?
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Oh, she just, ah, wandered by.
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Cute cat. Yeah.
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Ah, why don't we have
some hors d'oeuvres.
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Why don't we.
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It seems we're not
having that thing for dinner
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that always upsets my stomach.
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What's that?
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Your mother.
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No offense, but she
did leave, didn't she?
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Oh, yes, she left.
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Is something wrong?
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Hm?
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You always have that
special look on your face
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when something's wrong.
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Um, Darrin. Yeah?
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Promise you won't get mad?
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I promise.
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What? Oh, no!
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Darrin, you promised
you wouldn't get mad.
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I am not mad. I'm furious!
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00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,158
Look, I... Honestly,
264
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,327
I never mistrusted
you for a moment.
265
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,361
You shouldn't have.
266
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,663
You didn't have any reason to.
267
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:08,965
Well, don't just stand there.
268
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,322
Let's give Miss
Devlin some milk.
269
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,903
Here, kitty-kitty.
Here, Miss Devlin...
270
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:15,960
Oh, no!
271
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,009
She's gone!
272
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,210
What am I gonna do now?
273
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,078
I have to have her at
that meeting tomorrow.
274
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,803
That cat is chairman
of the board!
275
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,425
Darrin. Darrin, uh...
276
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,526
Here, drink some coffee.
277
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,594
It'll calm you down.
278
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,763
Over 12 hours and
not a single word.
279
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:43,065
Some police force we got.
280
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,933
They can't even
find a stray cat.
281
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,668
But if that cat
double-parked... Wham!
282
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,471
They'd find it.
283
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,538
I'll get it.
284
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,839
Hello.
285
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,107
Oh, hello, Larry.
286
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,976
Have you talked with
Miss Devlin today?
287
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,311
Ah, Miss Devlin?
288
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,745
Ah, no. Why?
289
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,214
I tired to reach
her, but they said
290
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,882
she didn't get
back to the hotel.
291
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,817
I hope there's nothing wrong.
292
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,054
Oh, I'm sure there's
nothing wrong, Larry.
293
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,155
She did say something to me
294
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,491
about visiting her
aunt or something.
295
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,294
Oh. I guess we'll see
her at the meeting then.
296
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,596
Oh, sure, Larry.
297
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,030
Don't worry. I'll see you soon.
298
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,554
Bye.
299
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,902
We've gotta find her
in time for that meeting.
300
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,504
We've gotta find Mother...
301
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,339
so that she can
change that cat back
302
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,374
into Miss Devlin.
303
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,809
Sam, what if Miss Devlin got
ahold of some bad garbage
304
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,379
and is lying sick in
an alley somewhere?
305
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,616
Mm. I'll get it.
306
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,840
Drink this.
307
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,324
Good morning, Mrs. Stephens.
308
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,994
Oh, no. Not you again.
309
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,730
Charlie Leach,
private eye, in person.
310
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,598
Who is it, honey?
311
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,901
Your friendly
neighborhood blackmailer!
312
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,269
What do we have to
do to get rid of you?
313
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,238
Send you to the
moon in a rocket?
314
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,740
I can do it without the rocket.
315
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:01,677
You don't frighten Charlie
Leach with your witchcraft.
316
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,478
I know the magic word.
317
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,703
C-A-T.
318
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,555
I do believe that I have
a wonderful proposition
319
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,859
that would be
mutually beneficial.
320
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,026
Okay, make it fast.
321
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,995
In a word,
322
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,865
I have the little lady
with four legs and a tail
323
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,600
and in a safe place.
324
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,136
Being the generous
soul that I am,
325
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,138
I'm willing to share my
good fortune with you.
326
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,039
She's all yours.
327
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,074
What's the catch?
328
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,110
Oh, there's no catch.
329
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,612
You hand me a
million dollars cash,
330
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,147
and I hand you the cat.
331
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,382
A million dollars?
332
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,483
Are you out of your skull?
333
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,218
Where would I get
a million dollars?
334
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,586
In her nose.
335
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,556
All she has to do
is wiggle it, right?
336
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,257
Oh, yeah.
337
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,994
Oh, and I'm also
willing to forget the fact
338
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,429
that you and your old
lady are both witches.
339
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,599
Now, isn't that a
generous gesture?
340
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,900
You're all heart.
341
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,402
So?
342
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,604
I'm afraid he's got us, honey.
343
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,140
Make with the nose.
344
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,810
Okay.
345
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,612
But my powers are
limited, you know.
346
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,448
I can't produce that
much money all at once.
347
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,585
Well, you better figure out
something fast. Otherwise,
348
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,287
you'll never see that lady
with the furry face no more.
349
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:23,759
Figure, Sam, figure.
350
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,527
I've got it. What?
351
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,762
A money tree.
352
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:27,952
Yeah, a money tree.
353
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,033
A money tree?
354
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:33,568
A money tree!
355
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,493
A money tree?
356
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:46,348
Wow, a hundred dollars.
357
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:50,052
Oh, I do believe I have died
358
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,188
and gone to the great
savings and loan in the sky.
359
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,326
Hey, wait a minute.
360
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,860
There are only ten bills.
361
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,629
A thousand dollars.
362
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,831
Our deal was for
a million dollars.
363
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,633
Now, what about it?
364
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,768
What about it?
365
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,203
It blooms a new
batch every 24 hours.
366
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,204
Yeah.
367
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,139
Now may we please have our cat?
368
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,174
Yeah.
369
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,364
In 24 hours,
370
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,778
if this thing works.
371
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,347
But I can't wait that long.
372
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,982
That cat has to be
at a meeting at 11:00.
373
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,085
That's fair enough, Mr. Leach.
374
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,719
One thing, though.
375
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:28,057
Would you please feed
her promptly at 9:30?
376
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,724
It's very important.
377
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,393
Nine-thirty.
378
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,395
And this thing better work.
379
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,496
Oh, don't worry. It will.
380
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,487
Bye. Bye.
381
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,038
Are you sure you
know what you're doing?
382
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,339
Oh, yes. Positive.
383
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,707
Well, then do one thing. What?
384
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,971
Let me know.
385
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:51,213
Charmaine, honey, sweetheart.
386
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,647
Your lover boy is home.
387
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:53,882
What is it with you
388
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,485
and anyone sleeping
past the crack of dawn?
389
00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,422
Aw, honey, this is
worth waking up for.
390
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,890
At night he won't
take me dancing.
391
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,559
In the morning he loves it.
392
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,561
I'll take you
dancing every night.
393
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,562
As a matter of fact,
394
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,430
I'll buy you your
own dance hall.
395
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,933
Now, just feast
your eyes on that.
396
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,836
You roll me out of a sound
sleep to look at a bush?
397
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:15,837
Listen to you.
398
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,206
A bush, you say?
399
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,875
You're begging
for a fat lip, Charlie.
400
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,477
Honey, this is no ordinary bush.
401
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,280
This is a money tree.
402
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,816
Money tree? Yeah.
403
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,186
Charlie, it's too early
for the bars to open.
404
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,387
You back to sniffing
lighter fluid again?
405
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,323
Cookie-face, I mean it!
406
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,858
This is a money tree.
407
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,860
It grows hundred dollar bills.
408
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,862
Hundred dollar bills. Yeah.
409
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,498
And it grows a new
batch every 24 hours.
410
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,901
I guess it sounds
sort of crazy, huh?
411
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,837
Ha. It should.
412
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,706
The words came
from a crazy place.
413
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,375
You'll see. You'll see.
414
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,577
Excuse me, I gotta
go and feed the cat.
415
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,578
What cat?
416
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,080
A very special cat.
417
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,504
This cat goes to meetings.
418
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,310
What did I do to deserve this?
419
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,059
Here, kitty-kitty,
kitty-kitty. Here, kitty-kitty...
420
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,895
Here, Miss...
421
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:17,533
Ah, I hope you liked
mackerel when you were a lady.
422
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,234
Honey, if your
witchcraft ever worked,
423
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,203
it'd better work now.
424
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,406
We witches are very reliable.
425
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:28,833
He should be feeding
her right this minute.
426
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,008
Don't you think that's enough?
427
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,977
He's just supposed to
feed the cat breakfast,
428
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,001
not be it.
429
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,150
Herbs and spices Suet and fat
430
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,734
Change the rodent
Back into that rat
431
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,747
Ooh, don't scratch me!
432
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,862
Thank goodness.
433
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,254
Oh, that horrible
mackerel breath.
434
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,969
On your mark. Get set. Go.
435
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,005
One, two, three, four, five,
436
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:34,944
six, seven, eight, nine... ten!
437
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,145
Hello, Mr. Leach.
438
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,681
Yes. And my
wife will do it again
439
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,784
if you don't bring
that cat back.
440
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,652
Yes, I'll wait for you.
441
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,187
Goodbye.
442
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,689
He's bringing
the cat right over.
443
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:47,823
Thank you.
444
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,458
Well, now, you
take her to the office,
445
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,793
and I'll call you there.
446
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,895
Meanwhile, I'm gonna
see if I can find Mother.
447
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,396
You be careful. Oh, don't worry.
448
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,940
Remember, I was
flying before I could walk.
449
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,443
Oh, good morning, Larry.
450
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,510
Darrin, I don't like it.
451
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,045
We'd better call the police.
452
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,514
Miss Devlin's just disappeared
from the face of the earth.
453
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,015
Oh, I'm sure she'll
show up, Larry.
454
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,784
We have a few minutes
before the meeting.
455
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,819
How can you be so calm?
456
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,688
And what are you doing
with that stupid cat?
457
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,458
Larry, please don't talk
that way in front of the cat.
458
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,525
What?
459
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,262
Well, it's a nice cat.
460
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,864
Have you flipped?
461
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,932
A client is missing and
all you're worried about
462
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,567
is that dumb animal.
463
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,369
Larry, please. Not
in front of the cat.
464
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,604
Oh!
465
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,307
Yes.
466
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,976
Mr. Stephens, would
you tell Mr. Tate
467
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,978
the gentlemen have
arrived for the meeting?
468
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,546
Thank you.
469
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,203
I'll try and stall them.
470
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,977
Change, already. Change!
471
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,284
Well? Any word?
472
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,552
I'm afraid not.
473
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,554
Then there's no choice
but to start the meeting
474
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:27,823
and tell them what happened.
475
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,727
Yes.
476
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,930
Mr. Stephens, there's a
long-distance call for you
477
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:35,964
from Tibet.
478
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:36,998
Tibet?
479
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,734
Will you excuse us... Ah, me.
480
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:39,735
For a minute, Larry?
481
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,859
Yeah.
482
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:46,474
Hello.
483
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,842
Hello, Darrin?
484
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,577
I found her, in Tibet.
485
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,814
She came to have tea
with the Lord High Lama.
486
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,249
Oh, just in time too.
487
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,117
What?
488
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,209
Okay, put her on.
489
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:09,398
Nimbus nambus Krishna fren
490
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:13,957
Make the cat That woman again
491
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,227
That did it, honey.
Come on home.
492
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:21,943
Where am I?
493
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,479
Oh, we better
get to the meeting.
494
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:25,981
Meeting?
495
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,449
Oh, for some reason
I feel so strange.
496
00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,418
It's commonly called a hangover.
497
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,987
We had a pretty
big night last night.
498
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:32,988
We did?
499
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,245
Yes, we did. Boy, never again.
500
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:38,660
Larry!
501
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:40,561
Yes!
502
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,597
Miss Devlin! I didn't
see you come in.
503
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,598
She used the back door.
504
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,200
Mm. Oh, by the way,
505
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,768
who was that on the
phone from Tibet?
506
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:47,836
Wrong number.
507
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,205
Oh.
508
00:23:50,229 --> 00:23:51,494
Wrong number?
509
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:56,545
Leaves, leaves!
510
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,846
Nothing but leaves!
511
00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,614
I've been duped!
512
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,383
Oh, they promised me
513
00:24:01,407 --> 00:24:03,151
that this would grow
money this morning.
514
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,220
Aw, Charlie, you didn't
really mean that jazz
515
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,788
about the hundred dollar bills?
516
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:07,789
I sure did.
517
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:09,312
And I'll prove it to you.
518
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,661
I picked a whole
batch of them yesterday
519
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,396
and put them in my wallet.
520
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,032
Now here, you go
out and buy something
521
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,388
real nice for yourself.
522
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:24,239
Gee, I don't know
how to thank you.
523
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,274
Oh.
524
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,344
Oh, I'll get them for this.
525
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:33,381
They ain't seen the
last of Charlie Leach yet.
526
00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:37,107
My luck. I haven't either.
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