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All right, Tabatha.
Lesson number one in oven cleaning.
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Fascinating, huh?
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I knew it.
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I knew it.
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I knew that life with that mortal
would finally get to you.
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You're taking gas.
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With an electric stove?
That would be the trick of the week.
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My poor Samantha.
Where is your pride?
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Do you realize you're doing
that menial work...
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...right before the eyes
of your child?
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You bet. I figure
she can't learn too young.
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Well, actually, darling,
I came to invite you...
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...to the elephant races at New Delhi.
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Honey?
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Not on an empty stomach.
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Good.
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-So long, hon.
-Have a nice day.
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Haven't you heard?
Today is going to turn the tide.
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These layouts
I've been working on...
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...are going to knock
the client's eyes out.
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I'm not going to be
too tough on Larry...
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...but I think the bonus I get...
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...should cover the trip to Bermuda
we might take.
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Might take?
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Well, if the prospective client
becomes "unprospective"--
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Sweetheart, he'll love it.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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-What do you mean by that?
-Nothing. Just wifely encouragement.
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-Then keep it that way, huh?
-What--?
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-Of course.
-See you tonight.
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-Bye, sweetheart.
-Bye-bye.
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If you leave it to mere
wifely encouragement...
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...the closest you'll get
to Bermuda will be an onion.
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Oh, very funny.
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You should be in Paris or London...
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...or going to the elephant races
with me.
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But since he can't afford it...
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...I think he needs help.
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Mother, dear, butt out.
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Samantha,
it is your heritage, you know.
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You should live
in the sparkle of a star...
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...in a flash of colour.
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Samantha,
you're a creature of the wind.
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Mother, speaking of wind,
why don't you blow?
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Samantha!
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Oh, my!
Oh, Mother, please!
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Speaking of ill winds!
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This one is a real beauty!
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If Wilkerson likes this
as much as I think he will...
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...it could mean a lot more
than one lipstick account.
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We might even lock up
all the Madame Marushka products.
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Lipstick, face cream,
hair spray, all that gook!
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It'd be worth millions to us. Millions.
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You know your eyes light up
when you talk about money, Larry?
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Of course. I'm a greedy person.
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-Yes?
-Mr. Wilkerson is waiting.
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Be right there!
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Withershins and darklings chuckle
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One man will shine,
One man will sparkle
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Stephens will seem to you the best
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A better man than all the rest
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No offence, Darrin,
but I think I'd better carry the ball.
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Arch Wilkerson's
an old golf buddy...
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...and I'll be able to handle him
with just the right touch.
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-That's fine with me, Larry.
-Good boy.
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Watch me have old Arch
eating right out of my hand.
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Hey, Arch, have I got
a winner for you!
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It's sweeter than holing out
a 60-foot approach shot.
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Yes, I'm sure it is, Larry.
You must be Stephens.
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-It's a great pleasure to meet you.
-I'm delighted to meet you, sir.
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Well, let's get on it. Believe me,
it's a hole in one, all the way!
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Yes, of course, Larry.
What do you think of it, Stephens?
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We believe in the campaign we have
for Madame Marushka's new lipstick.
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You give us the word,
we'll get the ball rolling.
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Very good, Stephens.
I like the way you put that.
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-Why, thank you, sir.
-I said that exact same thing to you.
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Don't you remember?
Yesterday at the clubhouse.
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Yes, of course.
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You've got my curiosity going.
Let's see those layouts.
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You'll flip, Arch. When you and I
discussed this last week, I decided--
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Yes, yes.
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I think I should tell you, Stephens...
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...that this lipstick is the key product
for our whole new line.
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Madame Marushka herself will be
very interested in how you handle it.
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Well, I'm sure if she'll drop by
the office, we'll be able to-- What?
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Drop by the office!
Did you hear that, Arch?
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Stephens doesn't know what we know
about Madame Marushka.
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Never makes personal calls,
a recluse in her ivory tower.
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I remember you telling me
on the fairway--
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Larry, why don't you sit down.
We're not out on the golf course now.
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Please go on, Mr. Stephens.
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-Well, I--
-You've got the ball, kid. Tee off.
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As we saw the problem, it was to
introduce a new product in a new area.
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I'm sure if you study these, sir,
you'll get the idea.
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Ah! Yeah.
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And then Mr. Wilkerson insisted...
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...that I be put in charge
of Madame Marushka's account.
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Which means, dear girl,
if you care to plan ahead...
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...you may start packing
for Bermuda immediately.
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Oh, Darrin, that's wonderful!
I'm so proud of you.
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I can't wait to tell Mother.
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-Why?
-Why?
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Why? So she can
hear the good news.
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Sam, the last thing your mother
wants to hear is good news about me.
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Why are you so anxious to tell her?
What has she got to do with this?
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Nothing. Besides, at a time like this,
we're certainly not going to let...
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...anything that Mother might say or do
bother us, are we?
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What do you mean? "Might do or say."
Did she do something?
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What did she do? It has to be
something underhanded, right?
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Right!
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Darrin, you keep asking
and answering your own questions.
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I save a lot of time that way.
She did do something, but what?
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You wanna answer that one?
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No.
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Figures it had something
to do with work.
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This morning. Wilkerson.
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Was that the result
of some of her hocus-pocus?
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Bingo!
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Well, Darrin, I don't really know.
All Mother said was--
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Sure. That's why he took
such a shine to me...
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...and practically ignored his
old pal Larry! She put a spell on him!
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Darrin, give yourself credit.
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Wilkerson liked you
because he liked your ideas.
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Mother had nothing to do with that.
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I thought Larry was overdoing his golf
buddy bit. But that was Endora's doing!
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-You're jumping to conclusions.
-Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
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But as long as there's a possibility
of that possibility...
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...it ruins the whole deal for me.
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Really, Samantha!
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You picked a lemon
in the garden of love.
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Mother, you did influence
Darrin's client!
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-Naturally. But I did it for you, darling.
-Oh, for--!
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If I hadn't, Mr. Wilkerson wouldn't
have given him the time of day.
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You should be celebrating.
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In my house we celebrate the things
I earn, and I didn't earn anything!
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Mother, you had no right to meddle.
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Darrin can get ahead
strictly on his own.
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Fat chance.
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I can handle this, Sam.
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Endora, you wasted your time.
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You threw the Madame Marushka
account into my lap.
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I'm throwing it right back out again.
I'm taking myself off the account.
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Do you think that once the wheels
are in motion, they can be stopped?
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You bet your sweet broom I do!
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Don't be too sure about that.
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Just don't be too sure.
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After all, Larry,
you brought Wilkerson into the office!
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He's your friend,
and I think it's only fair...
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...that you personally handle
the Marushka Cosmetics account.
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Fair, schmair. Look at me, Darrin.
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-Is this the face of a sensitive man?
-But, Larry--
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Wilkerson wants you.
I want that Marushka account.
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So, what's the problem?
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-What about your pride?
-My what?
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Wilkerson likes you better than me,
so I'll cry all the way to the bank.
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Mr. Stephens! She's here!
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She is? Who's "she," Betty?
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-Madame Marushka.
-Unbelievable!
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And she wants to see you personally,
Mr. Stephens.
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That's great. That's great.
Show her in. Show her in!
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Madame Marushka never leaves
her salon, but she's coming to see you.
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She must have flipped over your ideas!
It's fantastic.
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It certainly is unbelievable.
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Gentlemen. This outfit
is from my spring collection.
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Tell me how you love it. I adore it!
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-I think it is quite mad.
-Quite mad.
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"Marushka." That is how
you say my name.
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Marushka. You try.
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-Marushka.
-Marushka.
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-Fair. But you will learn.
-We'll practice.
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As you know, I do not usually
attend business discussions.
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So dull. But my Mr. Wilkerson...
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...he was so impressed.
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-Tell me. Which one is Steffins?
-He is, Marushka.
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Marushka.
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-Darrin Steffins.
-Stephens.
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Stephens, my assistant.
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And I'm Larry Tate.
We're glad you came over.
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We can't wait to get moving--
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Ah. That is why I have come to you.
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If this dear man
is to work for my firm...
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...then he must have a very responsible
position in your firm.
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A partner, I should think.
Yes! A partner.
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You want Mr. Tate
to make me a partner?
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You want me
to make him a partner?
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It is my policy never to do business
with a man whose name...
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...it is not part of the name
of the company.
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-Are you suggesting--?
-Precisely!
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"McMann, Tate & Steffins."
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-Stephens.
-Madame Marushka--
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-Marushka!
-Madame Marushka. I hardly think--
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I never entrust a new campaign
to an employee.
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No, no, no.
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I want someone with the authority
to make decisions.
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I insist upon that, Mr. Tate.
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Then it is settled, no?
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-No!
-Steffins!
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I'm sure we can work
something out.
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Just a minute!
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If I'm to be a partner,
that should be Mr. Tate's decision.
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He shouldn't be forced into it.
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I'd resign before
I'd allow that to happen.
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Ah, now I understand you.
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If you had had the drive...
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...it would have been McMann, Tate
& Steffins a long time ago!
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I know your type.
You are afraid of success.
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Afraid of success?
You know my type?
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That's right, Steffins!
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Stephens! Durwood--
Darrin Stephens!
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And I'll thank you
to use my correct name!
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Durwood is getting
no apologies from me.
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Oh, Mother, please stay
until Darrin gets home...
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...and then sort of bury the hatchet.
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I'd love to. Where?
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-How dare you!
-You heard me, you phoney!
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Get out.
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Darrin, have you flipped your wig?
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Larry, I know what I'm doing!
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This is not Madame Marushka!
She's a fake! Now, get out!
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Are you Madame Marushka?
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The account, Darrin!
You just blew a million-dollar account.
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-Larry, we haven't lost a thing.
-You must be kidding!
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She was a complete fake.
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Darrin, are you sure?
How do you know?
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I can't tell you,
but believe me, I know.
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But how?
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Just a minute.
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She was a spy.
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You know how unscrupulous
agencies try to steal accounts.
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-That's what was happening here.
-A spy?
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I'm gonna take
the rest of the afternoon off.
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I have something important
to take care of.
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Sure, sure. She was a spy.
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She was?
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Sure, she was.
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Was she?
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Samantha! Samantha!
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What's wrong, sweetheart?
Wouldn't Larry let you off the account?
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00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,350
I didn't get a chance
to argue the point with him.
239
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,437
Something a little more important
came up.
240
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,790
-Like what?
-Like...
241
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,634
...her nibs!
242
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,910
Are you referring to me?
243
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,510
I'm not referring to Marushka!
244
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,031
Samantha...
245
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,028
...can you translate that gibberish,
or am I to be left in the dark?
246
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,834
Don't try to brazen it out.
She came to my office today...
247
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,395
...and tried to pass herself off
as Madame Marushka!
248
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,478
I saw through her little disguise
and tossed her out on her ear.
249
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:07,037
-How'd you like them apples, Endora?
-You're sick.
250
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,433
Sweetheart, Mother wasn't
in your office.
251
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,551
She was with me all morning.
252
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,797
Sure, she was! Come on,
Sam, don't alibi for her.
253
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,797
That's no alibi.
254
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,033
She was here all the time.
255
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,869
When, all the time?
256
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,554
This morning, all the time.
257
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,838
Your mother was really
here with you?
258
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,634
Yes, Darrin. She really was.
259
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,076
You've never lied to me,
have you, Sam?
260
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,077
No, sweetheart.
261
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,157
Not even this one time.
262
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:43,069
Darrin, Mother was here
with me all morning.
263
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,671
I could forgive a little lie
this one time.
264
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,518
Hello.
265
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,711
Oh, hi, Larry.
266
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,108
But--
267
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,559
Madame Marushka.
268
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,797
I threw Madame Marushka out,
along with a million-dollar account.
269
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,070
So why shouldn't I be fired?
270
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,111
-Darrin--
-I certainly can't allow you...
271
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,038
...to lose that precious little job.
272
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,798
And I won't sit and watch you...
273
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,514
...take the bread out of
my granddaughter's tiny mouth.
274
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,393
-Now, one simple incantation--
-No!
275
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,989
Well, it is my fault, in a way.
276
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,237
No! No witchcraft, nothing.
I'll handle this my way.
277
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:33,309
If I fall on my head, well, I fall on
my head. But you stay out of my life!
278
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,315
Darrin, can't I do something?
279
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,592
No! No!
280
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,589
I'm sure she'll see me.
I don't have an appointment...
281
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,270
...but I've got to see Madame Marushka,
it's a matter of life or death. Mine!
282
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,357
Maybe I can catch her between calls.
283
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,437
All right, you can wait.
But no promises.
284
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,154
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
285
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:12,389
Marushka think
that there is no more to say!
286
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,275
Madame Marushka,
please let me explain.
287
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,755
Forget it, Stephens.
She's not having any.
288
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,188
Larry.
289
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,916
Mr. Steffins, I am so glad
that you are here also.
290
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,795
Now I can be rid of both of you
at the same instant!
291
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,151
You have every right to be angry.
I can't explain my actions...
292
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,715
...but I am sorry,
and I humbly apologize.
293
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,071
I do not accept your apology!
294
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,908
Well, then don't!
But you're a businesswoman.
295
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,076
At least take a look at the layouts.
296
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,556
If you don't like them,
I'll leave without being told.
297
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:50,835
But don't dismiss my company
just because I made a little mistake.
298
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,071
Very well, Mr. Steffins.
I won't have it said...
299
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,397
...that Madame Marushka
made a business decision...
300
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,670
...based on personal reactions.
301
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:14,868
"Don't play fair.
Use Madame Marushka's lipstick."
302
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,753
-Isn't that something?
-I hate it!
303
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,679
Goodbye, peasants!
304
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,680
Nothing personal, Darrin,
but I think I'll have you shot.
305
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,154
Oh, Larry, please! Let's talk.
306
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,313
Let me buy you a drink.
307
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,192
All right, Stephens. One drink.
308
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,473
But don't talk to me.
I'm liable to lose control.
309
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,318
It was all sewed up.
310
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,512
You had to get that crazy idea
Madame Marushka was a fake.
311
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,233
The whole sweet deal--
312
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,198
Larry, for the last two hours
you've been going on and on and on.
313
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,470
-Why did you do it, Darrin?
-Why did I do it?
314
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,352
The whole schmeer. Why?
315
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,357
-I can't tell you.
-You can tell me.
316
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,949
-No, I can't.
-You can tell me.
317
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,789
I thought my mother-in-law turned into
Madame Marushka to foul me up.
318
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,228
So I threw her out.
319
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,594
-Can't tell me, huh?
-Right.
320
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,469
Look at that.
Isn't that a great layout?
321
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,429
-Best thing I ever did.
-Yeah. Great.
322
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,599
-Bartender!
-Yes, sir?
323
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,473
-May l?
-Hey, that's my paper.
324
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,240
That's my layout!
Somebody stole it, line for line!
325
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,000
Let's go to the office
and check the newspaper listings.
326
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,476
-We'll find out who did this.
-We'll find out, and he's gonna pay!
327
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,399
-Give me my paper.
-We'll fix that dirty crook!
328
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,195
Darrin, you're that dirty crook!
329
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,312
I didn't do it. I don't remember
signing these authorizations.
330
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,398
I don't remember typing them,
Mr. Stephens, but there they are!
331
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,036
Authorizations for newspapers,
posters, leaflets, billboards.
332
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,390
-Billboards too?
-You authorized this agency...
333
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,273
...to pay for all that, and we don't
even have the account?
334
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,233
Do you know how much this
is going to cost us? Do you?
335
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,910
Stephens! Come back here!
Stephens!
336
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:32,078
Darrin, please try to understand.
337
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,829
Witchcraft got you into this mess,
and witchcraft can get you out.
338
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,713
Sam, it's no use. I'm going
to spend the night at the club.
339
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,275
-You don't belong to a club.
-I'll join one.
340
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:46,474
Darrin, now, listen. I placed your ads.
Your ads! They were wonderful.
341
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,114
Madame Marushka was wrong,
and you were right.
342
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,153
Sam, I know you meant well.
You always mean well!
343
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,669
I'm almost used to
your mother's meddling.
344
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,395
After all, she's supposed to be a
colossal pain. She's a mother-in-law!
345
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,873
But when you start doing it,
well, that's just too much.
346
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,629
It is just too, too much.
347
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,755
-Darrin--
-Goodbye, Sam.
348
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:19,913
You son of a gun! You old son of a gun!
You're wearing two coats.
349
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,190
You wanna tell me
how much I cost the company.
350
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,709
Don't worry about it.
You'll get every penny back!
351
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,356
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
352
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,393
Will you listen to him, Sam?
The guts of a riverboat gambler...
353
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,239
...and he's worried about
a few measly thousand.
354
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,119
Larry, what happened?
355
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,118
What happened? You wheeler-dealer.
356
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,630
Put Madame Marushka's ads out,
even though we didn't have a contract.
357
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,036
And it paid off.
358
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,034
-It paid off?
-Mr. Innocent, eh?
359
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,800
An hour after those ads hit,
every chain store in town...
360
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,356
...was calling Madame Marushka,
doubling their lipstick orders.
361
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,190
"Don't play fair.
Use Madame Marushka's lipstick."
362
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,833
It's sheer genius!
363
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,110
-The ads worked.
-Worked?
364
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,072
I'm on my way to her salon
right now...
365
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,236
...with the contracts
for her complete line.
366
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,194
And you did it, fella.
You really did it.
367
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,116
Two coats, huh? Maybe I'll try that.
368
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,398
The ads worked.
She signed up the entire line.
369
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,389
It was your ads that did it.
I just placed them.
370
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,158
Any office boy could've done that.
371
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,909
Sam, it was still witchcraft.
You did it.
372
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,272
I could've been that office boy if I'd had
as much faith in my work as you did.
373
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,473
It doesn't matter.
374
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,956
Even if I should've done it, you did it,
and you shouldn't have done it.
375
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,071
Even if I should've done it.
376
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,555
That doesn't make any sense.
377
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,433
I know it doesn't.
378
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,474
I just want you to forgive me,
and I don't know how to ask.
379
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,995
You don't have to ask.
380
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,828
That's what I call success.
381
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,989
I'm beat. Good night, sweetheart.
382
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,918
Good night, sweetheart.
383
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,999
Oh, darn.
384
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,990
It's going to be chilly, and I left
Tabatha's comforter downstairs.
385
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,634
Oh, hold it.
Don't run up and down the stairs.
386
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,799
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
That's very nice of you.
387
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,559
Well, I'm not going to do it.
388
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,273
You know:
389
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,399
Why, Darrin, I'm shocked!
You said--
390
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,397
In this case I'll make an exception.
391
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,670
At least until I can afford
an upstairs maid.
392
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,871
Thank you.
393
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,278
All done.
394
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,035
My turn.
395
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,868
Darrin, how did you do that?
396
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,112
I pulled the plug.
397
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,236
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