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Automatic doors by
Magi-Door Company
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is the only automatic
door manufactured
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that can be opened
as far as a mile away.
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And as you approach your garage,
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you merely press
the button in your car
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like so...
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And presto! The
garage door is open.
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Presto! The garage
door is closed.
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How do you like that for magic?
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Not bad.
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I have some brochures here
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that explain everything.
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Would you like to take
one home with you?
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Abner, Samantha
Stephens. Hmm. Right there.
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I'll see you at the car, Abner.
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Are you all right? I think so.
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Didn't you read the sign?
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This door is out of order!
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Not for Samantha
Stephens, it isn't.
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How is that, Abner? Tell me.
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Please explain it to me!
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I'll explain it to you.
You're out of order.
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Hmph. Hmph.
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Abner, did you see that?
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Now, that's what I call magic.
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She opened the garage door!
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So, what do you want
me to do? Applaud?
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No, no! She opened it.
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No hands, nothing.
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She just sat there.
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Oh, why don't you stop.
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They've probably
got an electric door
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like they demonstrated
down at the market.
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I don't believe it.
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She opens doors
without electricity.
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Somebody ought to
tell the electric company.
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They're losing a bundle on her.
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I'm losing a bundle on you.
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I have to pay for a glass door.
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Eyeglasses, lessons in how
to read would be cheaper.
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All right, go ahead and joke.
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I'm telling you, she's strange.
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She's strange? You're strange.
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So prove it!
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Prove you're strange?
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Prove they've got
an electric door!
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How? Go over and ask 'em.
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I will. Tonight I'll go.
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Why do you have
to wait until tonight?
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Because if I have
to look like an idiot,
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I'd rather do it in the dark!
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I don't know, Sam.
This is so expensive.
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I can make do with
my old rod and reel.
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You cannot make do
with your old rod and reel.
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This is your vacation.
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You've earned it, you need it
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and you deserve the best.
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I have spoken.
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Like a true and loving wife.
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Which, by an odd
coincidence, I just happen to be.
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The best odd
coincidence I ever heard of.
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Somebody's timing
leaves much to be desired.
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Much.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Kravitz.
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Hello, Mr. Stephens.
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Come in.
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No, thank you. I just
stopped by for a second.
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I wanted to ask
you about your door.
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Our door?
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Pretty nice.
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I've been thinking
of getting one too.
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You recommend it?
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No house should be without one.
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Wait a minute. I'm not
talking about this door.
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I was talking about
your garage door.
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Our garage door?
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Like I said, I'm
thinking of getting one.
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And today, when my wife
and I saw yours work...
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Ours work?
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Your electric door.
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Samantha!
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Was our electric garage door
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working today, sweetheart?
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Only once.
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Only once. That's
what I'm afraid of.
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Some of these new gimmicks,
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they haven't got
the kinks out of yet.
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Did you get yours from
the guy at the market?
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I forget.
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Which market did we
get ours from, sweetheart?
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Mind if I have a look at it?
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Uh, look at it?
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Well, there's no point
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in looking at it
tonight, Mr. Kravitz.
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It's so dark out. Especially
with it not working.
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Why don't you come back
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tomorrow night, Mr. Kravitz,
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and we'll give you
a full demonstration.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Darling... what are
you going to do?
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Do? It's simple.
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I'll have to buy one
new electric garage door
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and make do with
one old rod and reel.
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You ready, Max?
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Okay, Noel.
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Three, two, one, zero!
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A-okay, Noel.
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Be my guest.
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Well, that wraps it up, lady.
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Wear it in good health.
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Just what I've always wanted.
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Only not really.
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You know you can be
as far as a block away
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and open that door?
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Is that so?
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That's hard to believe.
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Your husband should
be very pleased with it.
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I don't think so.
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He didn't want to
buy it for himself.
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He didn't?
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No.
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That's why you
had it put in, huh?
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We only had it put
in for the neighbors.
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That makes sense.
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Not to me, it doesn't.
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Bye!
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Ain't it a shame?
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Always the good-looking ones.
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Here, they come up empty.
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I was just thinking of
that installation on Maple.
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Oh?
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I put in one of these doors
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and I tuned in the receiver
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just a little bit wrong.
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What happened?
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I got tuned in on
the aircraft bands.
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An aircraft band?
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Every time a plane went overhead
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and the pilot
turned on the radio,
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it opened the
Brian" garage door.
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It was a real fluke.
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I probably couldn't
do it again if I tried.
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I closed that.
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At least I thought I did.
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I know I did.
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All right.
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Have it your own way.
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Stay open.
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Hello, dear.
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Oh, hi, Mother... Aha!
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I should have known.
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What are you talking about?
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You're the one that's been
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opening and closing
my garage door.
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I've been doing
nothing of the kind.
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Oh, really, Samantha!
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If I was starved
for entertainment,
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I certainly could conjure up
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something more
amusing than that.
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Then who has been doing it?
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I haven't the faintest idea.
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Now, what's all this nonsense
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about garage doors, anyway?
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Oh, well, it's a long,
dull story, Mother.
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I made the mistake
of flipping ours open,
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and Gladys Kravitz saw me.
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Is that the story?
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Just about.
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Well, it's not long
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but it certainly is dull.
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Darrin was afraid that
Mrs. Kravitz's curiosity
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might lead to trouble,
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so we gave up all
his fishing equipment
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and bought this
gadget for the door.
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That is sad.
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That's the longest, dullest,
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saddest story I've ever heard.
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But if that's all
that's troubling you...
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I'll fix it.
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Oh, my stars.
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All right, Mother.
Your little joke is over.
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Now take all this stuff away.
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I thought you said Dobbin
needed new fishing equipment.
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Dobbin is a horse.
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Yes.
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Darrin is my husband.
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And he wants fishing
equipment he pays for himself.
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Abner!
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All right. All right, Samantha.
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No lectures, please.
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Boo!
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Good.
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Look for yourself.
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I never saw anything like it.
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Stop pushing, Gladys.
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I know that when I turn my head
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to look in that window
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there'll be nothing there.
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Stop talking. Get up
on that thing and look.
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Like I said, there's
nothing there.
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What?!
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Uh, but I saw it.
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There was a room
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full of poles and
reels and fish.
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There was a sailfish this big.
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And rubber boots!
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Hey!
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Hi, sweetheart. Hi, darling.
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You're late.
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I know. I missed the bus.
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Well, that's another thing
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we can blame on that door.
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Another thing? Yes.
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If you hadn't had
to leave the car here
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to have that thing installed...
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Oh, well. Hurry up.
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I tried to call
you at the office
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but you were in a meeting.
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Why? What's the matter?
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That door.
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I wondered why you left it open.
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You mean it's open again?
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Uh-huh.
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That's the fifth time today.
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That's what I mean.
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What's what you mean?
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Well, it keeps
opening and closing,
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opening and
closing, all by itself.
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At first I thought
Mother was responsible,
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but she swears she isn't.
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Then I thought it might be
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the kids in the neighborhood
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fooling around the way they do.
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So I watched.
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But no kids.
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No kids, huh?
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No. They were all in school.
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Really, Darrin, it's strange.
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There was nobody around.
Nobody around for miles.
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And the door kept opening
and closing all by itself, huh?
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Exactly.
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Ooh, it's eerie.
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It gives me the creeps.
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What do you suggest
we do about it?
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Well, that's the best part.
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The solution to
all our problems.
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Oh?
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Well, there's obviously
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something the matter
with that darn door.
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Defective or
something. So... So?
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So we call the company
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after we've shown
it to the Kravitzs
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to prove we really had one.
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We show them
that it doesn't work,
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which we already established
last night, remember?
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We make the company
take back the door.
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They return the money.
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And you get your rod
and reel as planned.
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Marvelous?
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Marvelous.
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That was a nice touch
about your mother.
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Huh?
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And I like the bit
about the kids too.
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It gave it a note of reality.
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Darrin, don't you believe me?
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Come on, honey.
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Even if it were true,
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the company wouldn't
give us our money back.
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They'd just fix
the door, that's all.
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What do you mean,
"If it were true"?
271
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:55,349
Come on, honey.
We've got to get going.
272
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,065
Darrin?
273
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,409
Sweetheart, will you come on?
274
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:02,823
Darrin!
275
00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:06,572
Darrin.
276
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,675
Darling, I appreciate
why you want to do this.
277
00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:12,078
I know you feel guilty about
our having to buy that door,
278
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,880
and it's very generous of you
to want to make it up to me.
279
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:16,282
But you can't do it with this.
280
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:17,716
That would be cheating.
281
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,885
If you put a pshh on that door,
282
00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:21,653
and you threw the
mechanism out of whack,
283
00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:23,655
the company's gonna
have to pay for it.
284
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,691
You don't believe me.
285
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,461
I want you to put your
nose out to pasture.
286
00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:29,761
Now you're being ridiculous.
287
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,597
I am not being ridiculous!
288
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,466
As a matter of fact,
I am not suggesting,
289
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:35,968
I am not requesting, I'm
not even putting in a plea.
290
00:14:35,992 --> 00:14:39,738
I am commanding,
calmly, but commanding.
291
00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:41,773
No more witchcraft...
292
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,610
no matter how tempted
or provoked you may be.
293
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,979
You mean like now?
294
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:48,080
That's right.
295
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,116
Even like now.
296
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,383
Sam!
297
00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:52,784
Darrin, if you
don't listen to me
298
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,820
we're going to have a fight.
299
00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,522
No, if you don't do as I ask,
300
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:58,746
we're going to have a war.
301
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:00,126
All right.
302
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,528
All right.
303
00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:04,330
Believe me.
304
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:06,198
Nothing in this world
305
00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:09,067
could ever make me
resort to witchcraft again.
306
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:10,891
Not after this.
307
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,009
Shall we go?
308
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:19,066
Thank you.
309
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:36,884
Ooh!
310
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,446
Shh! Abner!
311
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,847
They just came out of the house.
312
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,049
They're getting into the car.
313
00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:59,185
Who? The Stephens!
314
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,487
You interrupted
Johann Sebastian Bach
315
00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,922
to deliver that
startling bulletin?
316
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,192
I think they're
going out together.
317
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,226
Well, that's nice.
318
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,849
They're married.
319
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:18,904
Where is it?
320
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,739
What?
321
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:22,597
The button.
322
00:16:26,135 --> 00:16:28,102
Thank you.
323
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,240
What's the matter?
324
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,474
It's... Nothing the matter.
325
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,776
It's out of kilter or something.
326
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,911
I'll let it rest for a minute.
327
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,347
Oh, by all means.
328
00:17:01,371 --> 00:17:04,071
We wouldn't want to tire it out.
329
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:07,453
Now.
330
00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:14,092
It's dead.
331
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,363
In this marvelous door?
332
00:17:17,387 --> 00:17:19,265
If you hadn't played around
333
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,600
with it this afternoon...
334
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,670
It either operates
electronically or manually.
335
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,605
I suggest that if we're going to
336
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,839
get to the Tates' this evening,
337
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:28,874
you open it manually.
338
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:31,799
That's what I'm doing.
339
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,790
Shh! They'll hear you!
340
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,392
Well, I've got nothing to hide.
341
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:47,526
I do.
342
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,027
I don't want them
peeking over here
343
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:51,530
while I'm spying on
them, so don't play!
344
00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:54,154
Well, let me know when they go.
345
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:59,037
They're just sitting in
the car in the garage.
346
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:00,406
Good.
347
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,274
Now, should I go back to Bach
348
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,310
or would you rather
hear "Cheek to Cheek"?
349
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,377
Huh?
350
00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:06,945
What would you like, Gladys?
351
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,414
Make a request.
352
00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:10,070
Don't play.
353
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,376
Wait a minute.
354
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,690
Where's the switch?
355
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:19,625
What switch?
356
00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:21,026
The switch to put it on manual?
357
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,195
You can't operate it
manually unless you turn off...
358
00:18:23,219 --> 00:18:24,996
They never said
anything about a switch.
359
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020
You didn't ask?
360
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,536
Well, it's gotta be
around here somewhere.
361
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,626
Outside, maybe.
362
00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:35,974
They don't put 'em outside.
363
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,676
They put them inside
364
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,944
in case somebody gets trapped
365
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,379
in the garage.
366
00:18:40,403 --> 00:18:43,637
How could anyone get
trapped in a garage?
367
00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:48,153
Well, they could have
a short like we have,
368
00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,656
and they might not be
able to find the switch
369
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,057
like we can't,
370
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:55,850
and they might get trapped
in the garage like we are!
371
00:18:57,687 --> 00:18:59,264
Sam, we gotta get out of here.
372
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,199
How?
373
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,491
I don't know how!
374
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,561
Sure I do.
375
00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:10,642
Go ahead.
376
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,944
Go ahead what?
377
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:15,146
You know... open the door.
378
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,538
You're kidding.
379
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:19,885
Do I look like I'm kidding?
380
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,754
You made me swear.
381
00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:24,122
My solemn oath. My vow.
382
00:19:24,146 --> 00:19:26,291
But this is an emergency.
383
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:30,596
You said, "under no
conditions," and I quote.
384
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,998
I'm glad you remember,
sweetheart, but...
385
00:19:33,022 --> 00:19:35,601
Under no circumstances.
386
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:36,769
Well, that's right.
387
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,336
And that's what I meant.
388
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,840
But... under no
ordinary circumstances,
389
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:44,142
and these are certainly
not ordinary circumstances.
390
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,546
So... I uncommand you.
391
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,448
You can't do that.
392
00:19:49,472 --> 00:19:52,518
It can't be "no" one
minute and "yes" the next.
393
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:55,788
If I give my word,
and I gave my word,
394
00:19:55,812 --> 00:19:57,122
it's a matter of principle.
395
00:19:57,146 --> 00:19:59,847
It is indeed a
matter of principle.
396
00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:03,862
And I, your husband,
397
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:08,456
am asking you, my
wife, to open that door.
398
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,560
Thank you. Thank you very much.
399
00:20:21,771 --> 00:20:24,750
Darrin... I didn't
touch that door.
400
00:20:24,774 --> 00:20:26,051
Honestly.
401
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:28,487
Of course you didn't.
But thank you, anyway.
402
00:20:28,511 --> 00:20:31,479
You don't believe me!
403
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,882
Well, that does it.
404
00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:42,501
Sam, what are you doing?
405
00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:46,071
That is one crazy,
nutty, rotten door.
406
00:20:46,095 --> 00:20:48,406
If you're gonna
believe it and not me
407
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:49,908
then there's no
point in going on.
408
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:51,910
So take your pick. It or me.
409
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:54,746
For crying out loud, Sam. Do
you know what you're saying?
410
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:56,214
I know that I'm
perfectly willing
411
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:58,784
to take the blame
for anything I do.
412
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,586
But I am not going
to take the blame
413
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,187
for whoever or whatever
414
00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:05,223
is turning that door
into an electronic yo-yo.
415
00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:06,814
So there.
416
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,429
Gladys, get away
from the window.
417
00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:12,931
Could you explain
something to me?
418
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:15,100
If it's about why
we got married, no.
419
00:21:15,124 --> 00:21:16,702
Why would two grown-up people
420
00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:17,836
get all dressed up,
421
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,905
walk out their front
door into the garage,
422
00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:21,439
close the door
and just sit there?
423
00:21:21,463 --> 00:21:23,274
Why, Abner? Explain it to me.
424
00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:24,275
What are they doing?
425
00:21:24,299 --> 00:21:25,744
Maybe they're necking.
426
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:27,145
I want you to come over there
427
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:28,380
with me right now.
428
00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:29,381
Gladys, please.
429
00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:30,448
No, I mean it!
430
00:21:30,472 --> 00:21:31,850
There's something fishy going on
431
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,234
and I want to
find out what it is!
432
00:21:35,745 --> 00:21:36,944
Sam...
433
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,061
Don't be angry.
434
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,462
What's there to be angry about?
435
00:21:44,486 --> 00:21:46,398
You don't believe me.
436
00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:48,567
That's plenty to
get angry about.
437
00:21:48,591 --> 00:21:50,002
I believe you.
438
00:21:50,026 --> 00:21:53,438
If you're gonna get
this angry, I believe you.
439
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:56,363
You promise? I promise.
440
00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:02,881
I know they're in there. I
saw them with my own eyes.
441
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,049
Didn't you see them, Abner?
442
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,050
Yes, Gladys.
443
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,752
What are they doing in there?
444
00:22:06,776 --> 00:22:09,021
Inhaling carbon monoxide, maybe.
445
00:22:09,045 --> 00:22:10,055
How do I know?
446
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,159
You could be right.
447
00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:14,726
Open the door, Abner.
448
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,918
It's not my place to
open their door, Gladys.
449
00:22:23,358 --> 00:22:25,704
There! You see?
450
00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:27,539
I couldn't have opened it.
451
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:28,540
You were kissing me.
452
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,442
You were in front of my nose.
453
00:22:30,466 --> 00:22:31,610
You saw my nose.
454
00:22:31,634 --> 00:22:33,111
Now, take it easy, sweetheart.
455
00:22:33,135 --> 00:22:35,346
I believe you. I believe you.
456
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,148
Did you hear that, Abner? What?
457
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:38,316
Something about her nose...
458
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,820
Gladys, keep your voice down.
459
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,021
Good evening.
460
00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:46,725
Uh, we saw you
going into the garage,
461
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,027
and we thought that
maybe you were in trouble.
462
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:51,096
We couldn't get the door open.
463
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,698
I was asking my wife to open it.
464
00:22:52,722 --> 00:22:55,300
You asked her to
open the garage door?
465
00:22:55,324 --> 00:22:56,501
Well, it wouldn't open.
466
00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:58,704
That seemed like
the only solution.
467
00:22:58,728 --> 00:23:01,073
That isn't what I mean at all.
468
00:23:01,097 --> 00:23:03,541
What I mean is, um...
469
00:23:03,565 --> 00:23:04,542
sometimes you hear about women
470
00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:06,444
doing things with hairpins.
471
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:10,148
Um, you understand
what I mean, don't you?
472
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:12,450
Oh, well, I do.
473
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,552
You see, he means that sometimes
474
00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:15,721
women can work magic
475
00:23:15,745 --> 00:23:17,055
with things that don't work.
476
00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:19,524
And when that happens,
477
00:23:19,548 --> 00:23:21,994
a man should
definitely let her do so.
478
00:23:22,018 --> 00:23:23,528
Right, darling?
479
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:24,985
Right, darling.
480
00:23:26,255 --> 00:23:28,399
Well, we've got to
get going. Good night.
481
00:23:28,423 --> 00:23:30,063
Good night. Good night.
482
00:23:33,362 --> 00:23:35,140
I hope you noticed I
didn't say one word
483
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,574
about her being strange.
484
00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:39,078
I'm glad you didn't,
because she isn't. He is.
485
00:23:52,782 --> 00:23:53,825
Well, it's all fixed.
486
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,661
You won't have
that problem again.
487
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,162
What about the Kravitzs' door?
488
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,496
Oh, theirs is working fine.
489
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,731
But while we're here,
490
00:23:59,755 --> 00:24:01,366
we'll check it again,
just to make sure.
491
00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,367
Say, Max, why don't you
492
00:24:02,391 --> 00:24:03,635
turn off the Kravitzs' door
493
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,236
until we check it
out for any shorts.
494
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:06,237
I already did.
495
00:24:06,261 --> 00:24:07,305
That's what I was doing.
496
00:24:07,329 --> 00:24:08,774
It's off now. Ah, swell.
497
00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:09,941
Well, Mr. Stephens,
498
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:11,643
would you like to give it a try?
499
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,800
Okay.
500
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,706
There, now. See?
501
00:24:22,477 --> 00:24:24,644
How about that?
That's real nice.
502
00:24:27,416 --> 00:24:28,515
Yoo-hoo!
503
00:24:31,821 --> 00:24:33,821
We got ours too!
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