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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,151 - Sam? - Yes, sweetheart. 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,193 Please hurry, will you, honey? This client doesn't fool around. 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,358 - I wanna be on time. - I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,597 - You almost ready? - Almost, sweetheart. 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,554 Are you kidding? 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,638 You're closer to going to sleep than you are to being ready. 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,230 Oh, Darrin, when a man lets his wife know at the last minute... 8 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:28,034 they're going to a party for a business associate... 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,117 that man has no right to be annoyed. 10 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,313 Let's not discuss the rights of man. Let's just step on it. 11 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,478 On an hour's notice, I had to contact Mother to babysit. 12 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:40,355 She was late, I had to feed Tabatha, I had to press my dress and set my hair. 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,870 At least you didn't have to tote that barge and lift that bale. 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,432 So count your blessings. I'm gonna pull the car out. 15 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,359 Don't strain yourself. 16 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,553 So much for the second floor. 17 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,308 Would you like a cosy attic... 18 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,553 or a sun deck? 19 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,591 A sun deck. 20 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,677 That's the way I would've designed it. 21 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,678 You have superb taste. Now, come on. 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,194 May I talk to the architect for a moment? 23 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,278 How many times do I have to tell you... 24 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,710 no you-know-what in front of Tabatha? 25 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,514 If you're going to ask me to babysit at the last minute... 26 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,870 it's going to be on my terms. 27 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,150 Oh, no it won't. 28 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,351 You know perfectly well that you-know-what... 29 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,358 is forbidden around here, and as head of this household... 30 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,233 I absolutely will not tolerate it. 31 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,034 - Tyrant. - Witch. 32 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,357 Oh, my brush. Where did I put my brush? 33 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,597 Sam, please, we're late. 34 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,159 - How long have you been there? - Long enough. 35 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,875 I don't know why I bothered pulling the car out. 36 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,877 Why don't we use your broom? 37 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,198 Darrin. 38 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,830 Everybody driving on this road tonight... 39 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,634 managed to get here without witchcraft. 40 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,592 I know that, Darrin. 41 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:11,271 Everybody at the dinner tonight managed to dress without witchcraft. 42 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,879 That's true. 43 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,598 And all we poor mortals... 44 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,998 manage to get through every day of our lives without witchcraft. 45 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,397 - I know. I know, but... - No buts. 46 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,315 When we got married, you promised to love, honour... 47 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,999 and no witchcraft. 48 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,910 Well, I knew you didn't wanna be late... 49 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,112 and so I just speeded things up a little. 50 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,834 - I was hurrying for you. - For me? 51 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,792 Well, from now on, kindly remember... 52 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,351 I don't need you to use your witchcraft... 53 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,312 I don't want you to use witchcraft... 54 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,990 under any circumstances. I don't want you... 55 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,552 Flat tire. 56 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,391 Must've picked up a nail. 57 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,158 Guess so. 58 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,634 Good thing I wasn't going fast. 59 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,319 Well, I'd better go out and fix it. 60 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,353 Fine. 61 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,194 Boy, it sure is raining out there. 62 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,433 Pouring. 63 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,435 I sure would love to know how I'm gonna change that tire in this rain. 64 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,078 Any suggestions? 65 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,589 Just like everybody else... 66 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,949 with a jack. 67 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,558 That's cute, honey. 68 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,079 You know... 69 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,068 this is what I would call a very unusual emergency. 70 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,394 And under the circumstances, I wouldn't object to you using a little... 71 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,675 No. Oh, no. 72 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,632 No, no. You were right. 73 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,518 Everybody manages to get through... 74 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,632 every day of his life without witchcraft. 75 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,230 - Well, that's true. - And everybody... 76 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,352 on this road tonight got here without witchcraft. 77 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,232 - That's right. - And everybody... 78 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,079 who gets a flat tire on this road tonight... 79 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,192 is going to change it without witchcraft. 80 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,233 So far be it from me under any circumstances... 81 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,556 Okay, okay. Forget it. 82 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,751 I'll do it myself. 83 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,358 Thank you. 84 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,478 No, thanks. I'm fine. 85 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,558 Tate, I'm leaving my old advertising agency for only one reason. 86 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,876 - You know what that is? - No, but I'd love to. 87 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,593 Too much talk, not enough action. 88 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,030 Good reason. I couldn't think of a better one. 89 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,708 I hear Stephens gives you as much action as you get... 90 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,797 - in the business. - Oh, he does. He does. 91 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,072 Then, where is he? He's a half-hour late and I'm starving. 92 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,152 Mr. and Mrs. Stephens. 93 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,879 Hi, Larry, Louise, Mr. and Mrs. Sharpe. 94 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,951 Darrin, what are you doing in a wet tuxedo? 95 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,836 - Freezing. - You see, we had this flat tire... 96 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,873 Well, that's the sort of thing that can't be helped. 97 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,230 Oh, it could've been helped, all right. 98 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,431 Dwight, Mr. Stephens can't just stand around like that. 99 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,074 No, he can't. He's dripping all over our rug. 100 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,038 Come on, Stephens. 101 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,112 Let's see if we can't find you some clothes to change into. 102 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,752 And there I stood, looking like Smokey the Bear. 103 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,679 Oh, that's very amusing, Mr. Sharpe. 104 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,757 Then I remember Gwen and I went fishing... 105 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,871 on Lake Athabasca up in Canada. 106 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,640 Beautiful spot. Very romantic. 107 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,039 Dwight, I was never on Lake Athabasca in my life. 108 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,351 What's keeping your husband? I laid out a complete change for him. 109 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,036 Well, he's usually a very fast dresser. 110 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,391 - Perhaps I should go up and... - Why go up? Here I am. 111 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,076 I'm glad I'm not as tall as you. I'd look ridiculous in my clothes. 112 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,988 Sam, maybe we'd better make it another night. 113 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,556 Nonsense. If you go home now, you'll miss the rest of Dwight's story. 114 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,831 - What story? - The one about the trip... 115 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,268 to Lake Athabasca... 116 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,959 that I didn't go on. 117 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,308 Darrin, I never noticed before, but you've got a great pair of legs there. 118 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,717 Stephens, where's your sense of humour? 119 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,912 I left it out in the rain. 120 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,873 A laughingstock. 121 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,709 An absolute laughingstock. This evening was a fiasco. 122 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,753 Well, calling Mr. Sharpe "Shorty" didn't help. 123 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,552 He deserved it. 124 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,797 Well, of course he did. If he'd had the good sense... 125 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,390 to be a few inches taller, none of this ever would've happened. 126 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,876 That's right, make jokes. 127 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,199 Well, you do look funny in that little suit. 128 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,153 A tall man in a small suit is classically funny. 129 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,715 It's been funny for centuries. 130 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,834 And you ought to know. 131 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,794 Are you making allusions to my age? 132 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,199 If the allusion fits, wear it. 133 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,751 You are one step away... 134 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,430 from making Custer's Last Stand look like a love-in. 135 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,558 It's your fault. If you'd fixed that tire in the first place... 136 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,432 Let's not go into that again. 137 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:53,552 Why not go into it again? It's the root of the whole problem. 138 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,359 To twitch or not to twitch: That is the question 139 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,229 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows... 140 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,317 - of outrageous... - That's right... 141 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,839 borrow from Shakespeare. 142 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,598 You probably knew him personally. 143 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:11,399 There you go again. Hinting about my age. 144 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,875 Well, it just so happens that Shakespeare... 145 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,992 was more of a gentleman than you've been tonight. 146 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,634 For that matter, so was Blue Beard. 147 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,358 And just how well did you know Blue Beard? 148 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,795 Not as well as I knew Henry VIII. 149 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,709 Sam? 150 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,399 - Sam, where are you? - I'm in the closet. 151 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,274 Listen to me. Don't do anything you may regret later on. 152 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,040 Sam, where do you think you're going? 153 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,719 - Bowling. - That's not funny... 154 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,558 and you're not leaving this house. 155 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,274 Tabatha and I are going home to Mother. 156 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,916 Just where does a witch go when she goes home to Mother? 157 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,472 That's for me to know and you to find out. 158 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,079 Sam. 159 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,318 Sam, you're my wife and I demand that you appear before me! 160 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,237 Oh, Sam. 161 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,833 Sam? 162 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:29,875 Good morning, Betty. 163 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,479 Good morning, Mr. Stephens. 164 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,874 - Have there been any calls for me? - No, there haven't. 165 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,910 You sure there hasn't been a call from my wife? 166 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,999 I'm sorry, Mr. Stephens, but nobody called. 167 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,111 It's only 9:30. 168 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,199 Right. 169 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,558 Oh, Darrin... 170 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,396 I'd like to see you for a moment. These go right out, Betty. 171 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,589 Darrin, your behaviour last night was inexcusable. 172 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,791 Please, Larry, let's not go over that again. 173 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,878 Again? This is the first chance I've had to mention it. 174 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,354 Dwight Sharpe had it coming. 175 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,518 Just because a man has it coming doesn't mean you give it to him. 176 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,870 Especially when a man has a $500,000 account. 177 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,354 Exactly. 178 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,950 Let's talk about something else. I've got more important things on my mind. 179 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,549 Like what, a $600,000 account? 180 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,159 - Please. - Fortunately for you... 181 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,952 I smooth-talked Sharpe out of it. 182 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,435 Well, thanks. Thanks a lot. 183 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,238 What's the matter with you, Darrin? 184 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,678 Oh, nothing. I'm just fine. 185 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,879 - Sam okay? - Well, she's fine. 186 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,313 Something wrong? 187 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,033 What could be wrong? 188 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,310 Why, when I left, she... 189 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,751 She was playing hide-and-seek with the baby. 190 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,989 And when Sam hides, she doesn't fool around. 191 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,631 Look how well she sleeps up here. 192 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,910 It's this lovely smog-free air. 193 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,831 I suppose so. 194 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,634 Maybe I should've fixed that flat tire after all. 195 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,792 I think what you need, my darling, is to meet someone new. 196 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,911 Take your mind off dumb-dumb. 197 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,076 Mother, I hope you're joking. 198 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,829 Mr. Sharpe is here. 199 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,478 Well, send him in. 200 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,074 Why would he wanna see you? 201 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,272 - Good to see you, Dwight. - Tate. 202 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,550 Darrin and I were talking about last night... 203 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,433 and Darrin feels he owes you a tremendous apology. 204 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,677 - He doesn't know what got into him... - Tate, shut up. 205 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,555 Stephens, if there are any apologies to be made, I should make them. 206 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:43,389 As my wife pointed out repeatedly last night, I behaved like a fool. 207 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,792 Well, I must admit, I was a little bit of a fool myself. 208 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,672 Nonsense. I baited you. 209 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,916 And I could've easily sidestepped you. 210 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,838 - Stephens. - Darrin... 211 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,395 if Dwight wants to be the fool, let him. 212 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,431 Okay, you're right. 213 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,073 - You were wrong. - Good. 214 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,752 With that settled, I suggest we take another crack at dinner. 215 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,759 Marvellous. I'd love to. 216 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,837 - How about my place again? - Perfect. 217 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,719 - Let's say tonight. - Let's. 218 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,878 - Let's not. - What do you mean, "Let's not"? 219 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,914 - I thought you accepted my apology. - I did. Can't we just let it go at that? 220 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,510 No, I would like to apologize to Mrs. Stephens too. 221 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,676 I'll call her and give her your message. 222 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,996 I'd prefer to apologize in person. 223 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,952 I'm afraid it won't be possible tonight. 224 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,993 - Of course it's possible. - Larry, it isn't. 225 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,317 I mean, my wife is at her mother's, and... 226 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,637 Darrin, only two minutes ago, you told me Sam was at home. 227 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,034 Did I say home? 228 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,515 A person's entitled to change his mind, isn't he? 229 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,556 What's going on? Are you coming to my place tonight or not? 230 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,950 We'll be there, Dwight. You can count on that. 231 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,435 - Let's say 8:00. - Eight o'clock it is. 232 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,200 - Terrific. See you then. - See you tonight. 233 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,828 Why did you do that, Larry? I told you I can't make it. 234 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,109 Oh, yes, you can. 235 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,470 There's a $500,000 account at stake... 236 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,159 so believe me, you'll make it. 237 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,239 Now, get in touch with Sam and we'll meet you at the Sharpes' at 8, sharp. 238 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,594 Eight o'clock sharp at the Sharpes'. 239 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,868 Sam. 240 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,318 Sam. 241 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,118 The phone, Darrin. 242 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,954 Try using the phone. 243 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,519 Samantha. 244 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,438 Oh, Darrin. 245 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,839 Samantha. 246 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,796 You know, Mother, that fight we had became ridiculous. 247 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,992 We got to the point where we said things we didn't even mean. 248 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,869 Sam, wherever you are, I didn't mean when I said... 249 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,593 the whole thing was your fault. 250 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,229 I didn't mean it when I said he wasn't a gentleman. 251 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,954 I didn't mean it when I said you knew Blue Beard. 252 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,630 It's all my fault for not fixing that silly tire. 253 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,310 Sam, it was all my fault for not accepting you... 254 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,159 as the sweet, beautiful witch you are. 255 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,676 I was being wilful and stubborn... 256 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,950 and definitely out of line. 257 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,271 I apologize. 258 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,438 I love you. 259 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,111 Would you please come home? 260 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,909 Darrin. 261 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,635 - Sweetheart, it was so... - I don't know how I could... 262 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,712 - What? - Not so loud. 263 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,911 You'll wake Tabatha. I just put her to sleep. 264 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,111 - Okay, you first. - Okay, you first. 265 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,188 - Okay, me first. - Yeah. 266 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,119 This whole thing was my fault. 267 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,639 It was my fault. 268 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,876 And if you're willing... 269 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,231 let's forget the whole thing, pretend that it never happened. 270 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,668 It's forgotten. 271 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,350 And then we'll go to a nice, quiet little French restaurant... 272 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,596 sip some champagne and celebrate. 273 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,633 Oh, that sounds wonderful. 274 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,271 I'll get it, sweetheart. 275 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,674 Darrin, just dropped by to make sure that you... 276 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,552 - Oh, hi, Sam. - Hi, Larry. 277 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,478 Be seeing you later, Sam. 278 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,678 I'll be up in a minute, sweetheart. 279 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,429 What are you doing here? 280 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,315 I wanted to make sure you won't blow that party at the Sharpes' tonight. 281 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,875 I have no intention of having dinner with Mr. Sharpe. 282 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,718 Sam and I have plans. 283 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,992 I know you do, with Louise and me for dinner at the Sharpes'. 284 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,430 I know Sam's home so you have no excuse. 285 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,074 Tonight is business, big business. 286 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,714 I tell you, Samantha's not in the mood for business. 287 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,117 - Well, get her in the mood. - It's not that simple. 288 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,232 There's trouble in paradise. 289 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,589 Mother. 290 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,480 Oh, Samantha, when are you going to wake up? 291 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,079 You know what you are to Dobbin? 292 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,396 - Darrin. - A convenience, a business asset. 293 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,309 Or, as the mortals say, a meal ticket. 294 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,796 Mother, you have Darrin all wrong. 295 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,560 In fact, we're going to a French restaurant tonight... 296 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,239 to celebrate my homecoming... 297 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,796 and you are babysitting. 298 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,757 If you are right, I'm babysitting... 299 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,552 but if you're wrong... 300 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,799 you, Tabatha and I are cloud-sitting. 301 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,991 - Deal? - Deal. 302 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,428 Good. 303 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,437 Listen to this. 304 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,234 You're a bright boy, Darrin. You'll think of a way. 305 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,556 See you and Samantha at the Sharpes' tonight. 306 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,954 - Larry... - Darrin... 307 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,311 two last words, be there. 308 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,034 You see... 309 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,595 Mother is always right. 310 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,949 Don't be too sure. 311 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,230 I'll see you on cloud eight. 312 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,031 Honey, why aren't you getting ready? 313 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,676 Ready? For what? 314 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,670 For dinner. Have you forgotten? 315 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,911 Not entirely. 316 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,111 What was it again exactly? 317 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,510 Well, there was you, and me, and... 318 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,278 And? 319 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,237 A bottle of champagne in a cosy French restaurant. 320 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,750 - Just the two of us? - Just the two of us. 321 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,275 Oh, Darrin. 322 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,471 Oh, I love you. 323 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,237 Oh, just the two of us? 324 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,590 Just the two of us. 325 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,273 That's right, the same group: us, the Sharpes and the Stephens. 326 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,869 Oh, are we going to play Insult the Guests again? 327 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,868 Louise, never mind the sarcasm. Just hurry up. 328 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,995 Sweetheart, I have something to tell you. 329 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,634 You see, I made this dumb bet with Mother. 330 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,513 Honey, I don't wanna talk about your mother. 331 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,158 Well... 332 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,157 Honey, what did Larry want? 333 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,590 He doesn't come over unless there's a good reason. 334 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,917 And what did he mean when he said, "Be seeing you later, Sam"? 335 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,350 Honey, I don't wanna talk about Larry either. 336 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,278 This is our evening. 337 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,948 Well, sweetheart, I wouldn't wanna stand in the way... 338 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,718 of important business. 339 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,071 There is nothing more important than you. 340 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,713 Now, fix me a drink. 341 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,239 Yeah. 342 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,358 Larry, hurry and get to the phone 343 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,869 Or you'll end up At the Sharpes' alone 344 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:57,318 Boy, if there's one thing I can do, it's make a dry... 345 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,949 I think I'll call Darrin. 346 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,277 Larry, come fix this clasp for me. It's broken. 347 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,155 Oceans are churning Deserts are barren 348 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,352 Larry, won't you please Call Darrin 349 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,237 If you'll just hold your wrist still... 350 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,349 - I think I'll call Darrin. - No, you don't. 351 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,869 Just stop nagging those two. And don't worry... 352 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,593 they'll be there tonight. 353 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,916 I think I'll wear something else. 354 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,154 Maybe I'm being a little too poetic. 355 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,154 Larry, pick up that phone. 356 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,794 Hello? 357 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,834 Oh, hi, Larry. What a pleasant surprise. 358 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,433 Well, sure we'll be there. 359 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,039 Be where? 360 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,838 Right. Eight o'clock. 361 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,158 Sharp at the Sharpes'. 362 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,113 Oh, yes, Larry, that's very funny. 363 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,752 Yeah. Bye. 364 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,556 Larry called you about tonight? 365 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,239 Went right by me, huh? 366 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,716 Well, now, sweetheart, I'm very glad he called. 367 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,913 It's a wonderful opportunity to straighten this out with the Sharpes. 368 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,271 Honey, it's not up to you to straighten it out. It was all my fault. 369 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,994 - No, it wasn't. - If I hadn't have been such a... 370 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,192 - If I had fixed that tire... - If I hadn't have rushed you... 371 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,791 - Cheers. - Cheers. 372 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,470 The evening's going to be a tremendous success. I can just feel it. 373 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,229 It certainly is starting out right. At least we're not going to be late. 374 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,720 And it's beautiful out. There's even a moon. 375 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,795 And good tires. I had them checked on the way home from work. 376 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,392 You think of everything, don't you? 377 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,191 Almost everything. 378 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,278 - We're out of gas. - Oh, Darrin. 379 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,075 And the last gas station was at least five miles back. 380 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,830 Not necessarily. 381 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,758 Sweetheart, look. 382 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,156 That's funny. I never noticed that before. 383 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,918 Neither did I. 384 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:44,032 Isn't it amazing how quickly they build things nowadays? 29486

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