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Happy Birthday, Darrin.
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Darrin?
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Who's that?
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The dearest man
in the whole world.
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Oh, really, Samantha.
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Save that for the
icing on the cake.
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Well, you know
you're fond of him.
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You just can't bear to admit it.
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He told me how
the two of you cried
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the night Tabatha was born.
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He cried.
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Oh, I got a bit misty myself.
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He also told me you gave
him a fountain pen for a present.
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He told you about that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, the snitch!
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That was supposed
to be a secret.
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It would've been, if while
he was signing contracts,
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the pen hadn't
turned into a toad.
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Oh, that's marvelous.
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That's marvelous.
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It's about time I gave
Darwin another present.
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No. No, Mother.
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No more tricks.
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No, I wouldn't dream of it.
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Now... what do you
suppose he'd like?
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Maybe it would be
wise to let him decide.
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Yes.
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Very wise.
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I'll give him something precious
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and see what use he makes of it.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Never mind.
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Stars of lightning Suns of fire
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Hearken to the heart's desire
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Set your potent power free
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And grant this
mortal Wishes three
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I sure wish that
elevator would hurry up.
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Good morning, Betty.
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Good morning, Mr. Stephens.
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Betty... this may sound
like a peculiar question,
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but did you see
a girl in a bikini
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walking around the
building this morning?
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You're right. It is a
peculiar question.
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Why, did you?
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I think so.
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Well, maybe she was
posing for a layout.
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Is Mr. Tate in his office?
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No, he's still in Chicago.
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He is? That's strange.
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That's what Mr. Turgeon said.
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Who's Mr. Turgeon?
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He's the man in
Mr. Tate's office.
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He says he won't
budge till he sees him.
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Maybe I better talk to him.
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Oh, I feel you should know.
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He told me that he always
does business with Mr. Tate
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and he refuses to
talk to anybody else.
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Oh, excuse me.
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McMann and Tate. Good morning.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Tate.
He's right here.
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I'll take it in my office.
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He'll take it in his
office, Mr. Tate.
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Hello, Larry.
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Am I glad you're
back. There's...
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What?
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I said, fog.
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You know, the stuff that
creeps in on little cat feet.
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Chicago's full of
it. I'm grounded.
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Oh, boy, Larry. Trouble.
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There's a Mr. Turgeon
here to see you.
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Turgeon?
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Don't tell me he's
already in town.
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He's already in your office.
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He's there to discuss
renewing his contract with us.
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Well, I guess I'll
just have to tell him
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you're stuck in Chicago.
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No. He's only there for the day.
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Unfortunately, I
promised him faithfully
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I'd be there to meet him.
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Larry, I don't understand.
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What made you
go to Chicago then?
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Greed.
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I smelled some new business
here and flew down on an impulse.
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Look, try and stall him. I'll
keep trying to get a plane.
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But, Larry...
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It's a matter of life
or death, Darrin.
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He's a weirdo.
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We could blow the
account just like that.
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Larry, what am I supposed to do?
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Think of something.
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I'm counting on you, kid.
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Thanks, kid.
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Operator, I'd like
to call New York.
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Hello.
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Larry, where are you?
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Fog? Are you sure?
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There isn't any fog around here.
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Louise, you're 1000 miles away.
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I know where I am.
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I'm a strong contender
for wallflower of the year.
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Congratulations.
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I'm not exactly at a party.
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Are you sure?
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Louise, this fog is so thick,
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I'm not even sure
I'm at the airport.
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Even the pigeons are walking.
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Yes?
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Uh, Mr. Stephens...
Mr. Turgeon is getting restless.
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Mr. Tate is an
hour late already.
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He's gonna be a
lot later than that.
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Never mind, Betty.
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I'll see what I can do.
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Oh, boy, I wish I were
Larry Tate for one day.
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Just for one day.
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Betty, you'd better
tell Mr. Turgeon that...
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Well, this is a surprise.
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Nice to see you back.
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Well, it's nice to be...
Where have I been?
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How was Chicago, Mr. Tate?
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Betty... would you put
your glasses on, please?
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I'm wearing my
contacts, Mr. Tate.
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Well, you're...
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A mustache.
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I have a mustache.
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Yes. I know.
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Betty... have you got a mirror?
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I am. I am Larry Tate.
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Did you doubt it?
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Yes.
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I mean, no.
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Excuse me.
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Where are you going, Mr. Tate?
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Back to my office.
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I mean, Mr. Stephens' office.
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But what about Mr. Turgeon?
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Well, just tell him to
wait in Mr. Tate's office.
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I mean... my office.
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Yes.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Larry.
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How are you?
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Sam, this is not
Larry. This is... Larry!
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How's the boy?
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Goodbye.
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Pardon?
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I'll, uh, call you back.
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Important?
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Not, uh, exactly.
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Your secretary told me
you were still in Chicago.
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Did she?
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Oh, well, they're
always goofing off,
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with boyfriends or
hairdressing appointments.
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Well... old Larry Tate.
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Is it really you?
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You're not sure either.
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Son of a gun!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Well, uh... neither have you.
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Oh, come on. You
gotta be kidding.
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Why, I put on about 100 pounds.
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I lost most of my hair.
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Well, at first glance, I...
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And I have grown a mustache.
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It suits you, you know.
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It's just, uh... How's Louise?
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Oh, fine.
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Louise is, uh, you know...
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I guess I told you.
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Sandy is no longer with us.
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She was a lovely woman.
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Well, that's not funny, Lar.
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Sandy was the best
dog I ever owned.
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Oh.
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I'm still an old bachelor, Lar.
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You know that.
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I do?
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Oh, what's the
matter? Memory going?
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Well, I, uh... Oh,
I know how it is.
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Old workitis.
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You get so wrapped
up with work, work, work.
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Why, pretty soon, you
forget your own name.
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Well, now, would it
make you feel any better
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if I told you I intend
to renew our account?
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You sure know my Achilles heel.
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I'll tell Miss Steward
to get your file.
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Lar, we're not
gonna discuss it here.
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We're not?
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No, sirree.
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I got the cure for
your old workitis.
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Now, come on. Let's go.
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Let's go!
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Well... so much for
business, Lar, hmm?
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That's good brandy, isn't it?
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Mmm.
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Ahh.
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Now, you just keep
looking after my interests
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as you have in the past,
Lar, and I'll be happy.
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Oh, uh... there's one more
thing I wanted to ask you, Lar...
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Excuse me.
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I've gotta make a phone call.
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Now, hold it, Lar. Hold it.
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Stay where you are.
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You're an executive.
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I'll have a waiter bring a
phone over to the table.
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Oh, waiter.
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Oh, waiter!
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Oh, Joyce!
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Hi, Uncle Randolph.
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Hi, dear. Hi.
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Come on right over here.
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I want you to meet Larry Tate.
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Larry, this is my niece, Joyce.
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She's never been
out of Philadelphia.
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Nice to meet you.
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Yes. Now, uh, Lar...
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Joyce is here for a reason.
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I know you'll do a favor
for an old buddy, huh?
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Now, this young lady
is one of the finest
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advertising minds in the nation.
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And I say that
without prejudice.
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I want you to talk to her
for a while, feel her out.
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Here, dear, sit right down.
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There you are.
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And listen to what
she has to say.
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Maybe you got a place
for her on your team, huh?
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I'd love to, Randolph.
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But, uh, there's
nothing I'd like more.
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Well, good. Good.
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A little nepotism never
hurt anybody, did it?
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Oh, it's just great
seeing you again, Lar.
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I'll uh... I'll take
the check, huh?
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Good luck, dear.
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Thanks, Uncle Randolph.
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Mr. Tate, I have some ideas
that will absolutely revolutionize
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the advertising business.
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I have to make a phone call.
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Something wrong?
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No.
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Well, isn't this cozy?
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Louise... imagine
meeting you here.
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I come here quite often, Larry.
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Or are you still in a fog?
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Uh, Joyce, I'd like you to
meet my wife, Mrs. Stephens.
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Uh, Mrs., uh, uh... Tate.
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Joyce has one
of the finest minds
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in the advertising business.
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Really?
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And I can just guess
what she's advertising.
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Well, I'll leave you two ladies.
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The phone.
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Hello? Is that you, Sam? I...
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Did you want to
speak to me, dear?
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Uh-huh.
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Ah-huh.
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Hello.
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Sam... it's me, Darrin.
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Oh, Larry. You certainly have
a peculiar sense of humor.
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I haven't come to
the funny part yet.
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I've turned into Larry Tate.
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What? You heard me.
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I'm Larry Tate.
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Oh, now, how could that happen?
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I don't know, but it did.
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And you can bet it didn't
come from my side of the family.
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00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,850
Why are you whispering?
267
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,820
I'm at the Tates'.
268
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,021
And Louise is cooking my dinner.
269
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,357
She found out that Joyce
was really the client's niece
270
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,059
and now she's killing
me with kindness.
271
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,961
You gotta get over here, Sam.
272
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,295
Joyce?
273
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,331
Niece?
274
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,833
I don't believe any of this.
275
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,857
All right. I'll prove
you're my wife.
276
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,594
You're a witch!
277
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,775
I'm a what?
278
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:47,843
A witch!
279
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,879
Did you call me, Larry?
280
00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,147
No!
281
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,349
Uh, no.
282
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,941
I was talking, uh... I'm
on the phone... dear.
283
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:03,359
Sam, get over here
and change me back.
284
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,927
You calm down, Darrin.
285
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,784
I'll see what I can do.
286
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,102
Mother!
287
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,237
Yes, dear.
288
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,941
Why has my husband
turned into Larry Tate?
289
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,710
I haven't the faintest idea.
290
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,079
Perhaps he wanted
to be his own boss.
291
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,514
You had no right.
292
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,050
Now, don't start that, Samantha.
293
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,185
If he wants to
squander his wishes,
294
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,687
there's little I can do.
295
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,022
What wishes?
296
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,958
I gave him a priceless gift.
297
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,860
The fact that he
used it foolishly
298
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,095
doesn't surprise
me in the least.
299
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,151
Oh!
300
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,569
You know, we ought
to do this more often.
301
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,970
What?
302
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,272
Oh, spend a quiet, cozy
evening at home together,
303
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,296
just the two of us.
304
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,492
Oh, I'll get rid of
them, whoever it is.
305
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,516
Hi.
306
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,051
Samantha.
307
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,719
What brings you here?
308
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,263
Well, uh...
309
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:07,957
Darrin...
310
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,659
Had to leave town.
Right, Samantha?
311
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,661
Yes. Yes, that's right.
312
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,931
He had to leave
town, and I got lonely.
313
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,400
Good. Glad you could come.
314
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,569
Isn't this a nice
surprise, Louise?
315
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,304
I'll set an extra place.
316
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,373
Oh, don't... Don't
go to any trouble.
317
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,641
No, it's no trouble at all.
318
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:26,842
Is it, Louise?
319
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,500
No. No trouble at all.
320
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,939
What are you staring at?
321
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,225
Is that really you
in there, Darrin?
322
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,027
It's me all right.
323
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,463
How did I get into this?
324
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,799
Mother gave you three
wishes for your birthday.
325
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,099
Why didn't she tell me?
326
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,168
She wanted it to be a surprise.
327
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,970
Well, she got her wish.
328
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,404
Oh, Sam, for Pete's sake.
329
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,906
Do something!
330
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,441
Okay.
331
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,043
Ready?
332
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:05,414
Stars of lightning
Suns of fire...
333
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,615
Dinner's ready.
334
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,484
Oh, no!
335
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,918
Larry!
336
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,420
I-I'm sorry, Louise.
337
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,713
I'm... just not myself today.
338
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,862
Uh, don't worry.
339
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,630
I'm sure you'll
be back to normal
340
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,532
before the evening is over.
341
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,256
I hope so.
342
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,444
Oh my! It's getting late.
343
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,913
Larry, don't you think you
ought to get some sleep?
344
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,248
Sleep?
345
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,618
No. No. I feel fine.
346
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,453
Sam, would you like
another cup of coffee?
347
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,921
Oh, I'd love it.
348
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:50,192
Louise, I've always said you
make a great cup of coffee.
349
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,229
You never said that
before in your life.
350
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,731
The only one who ever
liked my coffee was Darrin.
351
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,366
Really?
352
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,535
Well, he certainly
has good taste.
353
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,570
Well, I think I better
check on the baby.
354
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,671
Fine.
355
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,673
Larry, could you help
me with a few things?
356
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,475
What things?
357
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,010
Things.
358
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,068
Pardon us, Samantha.
359
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,725
Look, Larry, I like
Samantha, but...
360
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,793
The baby's gone!
361
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,294
What are you talking about?
362
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,361
This is our bedroom.
363
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,762
Oh, I thought we
were going up...
364
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,631
I just wanted to get
you alone for a minute.
365
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,701
Larry, Samantha is staying
and staying and staying.
366
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,836
She likes your coffee.
367
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,405
Besides, I like Samantha.
368
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,973
It's nice to have her around.
369
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,643
Well, I like her too, but
I've had it for tonight.
370
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,211
I've been dropping hints, but
she doesn't seem to get them.
371
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,380
You've got to get
into your pajamas.
372
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,549
I beg your pardon.
373
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,918
Well, when she sees you're
ready for bed, she'll go.
374
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,553
I don't think so.
375
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,190
Get into your pajamas!
376
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,358
Oh, come on, Larry.
377
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,059
Wait! What are you doing?
378
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,350
Please, I'm old enough
to undress myself.
379
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,798
Larry!
380
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,401
In there.
381
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,705
Oh.
382
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,943
Darrin!
383
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,167
Shh!
384
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,981
Shh!
385
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,883
What are you doing
in Larry's pajamas?
386
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,450
Never mind that,
Sam. Hurry. Quick.
387
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,519
Turn me back while
Louise is still upstairs!
388
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,089
All right, all right. Brace
yourself. Brace yourself.
389
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:30,025
Stars of lightning Suns of fire
390
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,693
Please ignore
This heart's desire
391
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,262
Set your potent powers free
392
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,726
Retract this mortal
Wishes three.
393
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,568
Well?
394
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,137
When is it gonna happen?
395
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,206
Oh, I don't understand.
396
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,442
I'm sure that's the
spell-breaker Mother gave me.
397
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,812
It's another trick of
your mother's, Sam.
398
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,280
Help me! Please!
399
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,649
I'm trying. I'm trying!
400
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,318
Good night, Samantha.
401
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,887
We don't want to keep you.
402
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,655
But we know you
have a sitter problem.
403
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,691
Oh. Don't give it
a thought, Louise.
404
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,129
I don't know why I'm so tired.
405
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,730
Oh, you go right ahead, Louise.
406
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,099
I'll make my own coffee.
407
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,267
I'll give you a hand.
408
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,536
Oh, thank you, Larry.
409
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,238
Good night, Samantha.
410
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,761
Get rid of her!
411
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,865
Good night, Larry.
412
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,519
Sam... what are we gonna do?
413
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,256
Do you remember exactly
what you said or did,
414
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,657
just before it happened?
415
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,727
All I said was, "I wish I
were Larry for the day."
416
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,295
Then I went out to
speak to my secre...
417
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,296
That's it!
418
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,398
What's it?
419
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,099
You wanted to
be Larry for a day.
420
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,967
It was like putting a
time lock on the spell.
421
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,302
That's why I can't break it.
422
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,537
It'll be over at midnight.
423
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,538
Uh-huh.
424
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,895
What time is it now?
425
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,809
Quarter of 12.
426
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,377
Oh, 15 minutes.
427
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,513
How can I get my clothes?
428
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,881
Oh, well, don't worry.
429
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,982
I'll just whap them down
as soon as the time comes.
430
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,485
Well, why not whap them down
now, and let's get out of here.
431
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,256
My stars.
432
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,257
Now what?
433
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:10,626
It's Larry!
434
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,694
We gotta get out of here.
435
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,229
No, no. It's too late!
436
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,786
Louise!
437
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,636
Larry!
438
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,371
Where are you going?
439
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,506
Going?
440
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,974
I'm not going, I'm coming.
441
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,643
Why aren't you in your pajamas?
442
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,478
I give up. Why?
443
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,048
I thought you were tired.
444
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,550
Of course, I'm tired. The
plane was delayed five hours.
445
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,175
I'll go get my bags.
Can you fix me a snack?
446
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,829
Tell him you're a
long-lost brother.
447
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,764
It isn't funny.
448
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:53,635
You! What are you doing here?
449
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:57,539
I, uh... I live here.
450
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,297
You just went out
to get the luggage.
451
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,378
And you were dressed.
452
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,580
It's cold outside.
453
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,582
Aren't you supposed
to be in bed?
454
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,685
You asked me to fix you a snack.
455
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,821
I did?
456
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,157
Larry, may I talk
to you a minute?
457
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,392
Uh, couldn't we
talk here? It's... cozy.
458
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,083
Excuse us, Samantha.
459
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,735
Larry, I demand an explanation.
460
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,493
I wish I could think of one.
461
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:40,683
You go on up to bed.
462
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,850
I'll get rid of Sam
463
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,785
and I'll explain the
whole thing to you later.
464
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,087
No.
465
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,278
I'll get rid of Samantha,
you go upstairs.
466
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,042
Why don't you go to bed, Louise?
467
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,010
It's been a long, confusing day.
468
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,945
I'll get rid of Samantha.
469
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:14,489
But right now, why
don't you go up to bed?
470
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,171
Good night, Louise.
471
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,671
You're gonna shake my hand?
472
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:37,828
Hmm?
473
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,231
Oh. Oh, well, uh...
474
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:43,945
Well, uh...
475
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,570
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
Larry, kiss me good night.
476
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,052
Midnight.
477
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,654
The spell is over.
478
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,823
Larry, what's the
matter with you?
479
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,014
Well, I, uh...
480
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,021
Darrin.
481
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,772
Oh! Hi... Larry.
482
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:14,609
We, uh... We
weren't expecting you.
483
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,212
Perhaps I should
have sent a telegram.
484
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,880
Larry, I can explain everything.
485
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,348
Start with the pajamas.
486
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,050
Pajamas?
487
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,051
Yes.
488
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,586
What are you doing
in my pajamas?
489
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,188
That's going to
be a little tricky.
490
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,889
Take a stab at it.
491
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,791
I, uh... His clothes got wet.
492
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,093
Really?
493
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,260
Sure. Really.
494
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,695
It rained here?
495
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,196
That's good. Uh-huh.
496
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,965
May I interrupt?
497
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,901
I know it sounds strange
and I've said it before,
498
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:43,338
but I don't understand
a thing that's going on.
499
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,372
What's going on here?
500
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,774
Sam!
501
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,909
You're asking me?
502
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:53,215
I come in here, and
look... Louise. Oh!
503
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,949
Oh, dear. Bad case, huh, Darrin?
504
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,818
Worst I've ever seen.
505
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,986
Bad case of what?
506
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,322
Um, sleepwalking.
507
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,792
We came over to
keep her company.
508
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,195
She got tired and went to bed.
509
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,130
And we stayed to
finish the dishes.
510
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,499
The next thing we knew,
she was back down here
511
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:16,004
still asleep, calling your name
and mistaking Darrin for you.
512
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:18,306
I guess I've been
on the road too much.
513
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,074
Yes, she was very lonely.
514
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:21,275
Mmm.
515
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,912
I'll make a point of
staying home more often.
516
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,748
I'm also making
another resolution.
517
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,284
No more drinking
when I'm flying.
518
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,619
Uh, why?
519
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,089
Listen, you wouldn't believe
what I thought was happening
520
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,057
to me out front.
521
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,783
Yes, sir. From now on,
it's coffee, tea or milk.
522
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,171
Hi!
523
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,939
Just in the neighborhood,
524
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,523
thought you might like
some company for lunch.
525
00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,581
How do you always know...
when I want to see you?
526
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,184
Oh, just call it
witch's intuition.
527
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,451
How's your day?
528
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,653
Paradise compared to yesterday.
529
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,056
Have you thought about
explaining things to Louise?
530
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,190
Don't have to.
531
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,559
She'll think she dreamed it.
532
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,728
That's using the old nose, Sam.
533
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,095
Darrin. Hmm?
534
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,631
Uh, I'm curious about something.
535
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:16,731
What?
536
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,133
Your first two wishes.
What were they?
537
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:22,438
Well, the first was to
make an elevator speed up.
538
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,638
And the second?
539
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:26,864
Well, the second
was... not important.
540
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,513
Anyway, I've already been
granted my biggest wish.
541
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,547
What's that?
542
00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:34,182
You.
543
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,772
Oh.
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