All language subtitles for 09 - The Short Happy Circuit of Aunt Clara

-You ready yet, honey?
-I'll be right down.

Good. That'll give me
another 10 minutes.

Hook this for me, will you, honey?

-Sam.
-Oh, I'm sorry.

-There you go.
-Thanks.

How did you manage that
when you were single?

Oh, I had to use witchcraft.

It was much more dependable,
but not nearly as much fun.

Honey, I'm sorry this turned
into a business dinner...

...but Larry's dying
to land this account.

Mr. MacElroy's leaving town tonight.

-Have I met him?
-No, but you've been in his shoes.

MacElroy Shoes.
One of the biggest in the country.

Shoes for the whole family.

And I don't mind saying myself...

...I've come up with
some pretty big ideas.

Dear, what you need is some
smaller ideas, or a bigger tube.

The baby sitter isn't here
yet anyway.

By the way, who is it?

-Who?
-The sitter.

Oh, Sam, you didn't.

Well, Darrin,
Aunt Clara volunteered...

...and I couldn't say no
without hurting her feelings.

Besides, we have to be
extra-specially nice to her right now.

-She's just had a big disappointment.
-She flunked the national driver's test?

Darrin, don't be ridiculous.

Aunt Clara can barely fly,
let alone drive.

No. She's just broken up with Ocky.

-Ocky?
-Octavius.

He's a warlock
she used to be very fond of.

But then the old fool
met a young witch, and....

Well, you know the rest.
It's an old story.

Oh, sure, happens every day.

Old warlock runs off
with a pretty young witch.

Poor old girl.
As if she didn't have enough trouble.

Okay, she can sit.
But that's all, understand?

Yes, darling, I'll tell her.

Aunt Clara, we've got
a front door, you know.

I must have let
my flaps down too soon.

Good night, dear Aunt Clara,
and try to cheer up, huh?

Yeah, maybe he'll come back.

-Who?
-Octavius.

No, I've forgotten him completely.

That's good, dear.

-I bear him no grudge.
-We won't be too late.

And he's free to do
whatever he wants.

-Good night, Aunt Clara.
-Night.

After all, he is over 21.

Boy, is he over.

Still awake, precious?

Aunt Clara will sing you
a little lullaby.

Lullaby

Lullaby

Lullaby

Lullaby and good night

Oh, I wish-- I wish this were
nearer the nursery.

It worked.

Well, you've still got it, old girl.

Mommy.

Oh, dear. Oh, what's happening?

Oh, stop that. Now, that's no way
for a piano to behave.

Oh, I must do something fast.

Piano, piano, that I prize

Return to that convenient size

Anybody--

Oh, Mrs. Kravitz.
So nice of you to drop in.

How'd that piano get up there?

What piano?

We got out of that one.

Now, let's get out of this one.

Just wait till you see some of
Stephens' layouts for MacElroy Shoes.

Fresh, original, inventive.

Naturally, Mr. Tate made
a strong contribution too.

Oh, thank you, Darrin.

That's not only
very generous of you...

...but if you hadn't said it,
I'd have fired you.

About the layouts, Mr. MacElroy...?

I'll be glad to look at them
after dinner, if there's time.

Can't miss that plane, you know.

-Delicious roast, Louise.
-Oh, thank you.

-Oh, are you finished already?
-I am too.

Me too. Aren't you, dear?

Oh, yes, yes.

Mr. MacElroy's through too.

Oh, Louise, I can't wait to see
what you have for dessert.

Oh, you'll love it.
It's fattening, but you'll love it.

O piano black as night

How I wish that you were light

What happened?

Oh, it's just probably
a power failure or something.

No problem. Keep going, keep going.

Mr. MacElroy, we'd like to present
some ideas for a new slogan.

Thank you, honey.

-Try this on for size.
-Don't like it.

I haven't mentioned it yet.

Maybe we better postpone this
until I come back to town.

No, we'll get more candles.
Louise, more candles?

Forget the candles.
How about some more brandy?

Louise, more brandy, more brandy.

Here you are,
back where you belong.

And I did it.

I certainly don't know how.

How should we get
the lights back on?

Oh, dear. Now, if that's
Darrin and Samantha...

...I'm through as a sitter.

A sitter? I'm through as an aunt.

-Good evening.
-Hello.

We just wanted to find out if
everything was all right over here.

Oh, everything's fine.
I've been watching television.

-With no electricity?
-Oh, you noticed that.

-Have you got a flashlight in the house?
-Well, I really don't know.

Well, here, take this. We have extras.

Are your lights out too?

Oh, for the love of Pete. The whole
Eastern Seaboard is blacked out.

It is? What caused it?

They don't know yet.

Well, I hope they never find out.

Excuse me a minute.

-Come on, Gladys.
-Good night.

Hi, Aunt Clara.
Is everything all right?

Oh, of course, of course.
Why shouldn't it be?

Aren't the lights out?
They are everywhere else.

Oh, yes. The lights are out here too.

Well, what a coincidence.

Well, I doubt if that's what the electric
company's calling it. How's Tabatha?

She's sleeping peacefully.

Well, that's good. I'll check later.

Aunt Clara, you sure
everything's all right?

Oh, everything's fine.
But everything's fine.

Bye-bye.

Putting the lights out in 12 states.

Could've happened to anybody.

But how am I gonna get them
back on again?

Oh, I've got to have help.

Oh, I wish Ocky were here.

Maybe I could bring him here.

I can try.

Eyes like fishes

Nose like dishes

-Ocky.
-Clara.

It worked. Well, it worked.

Oh, I still have my touch.

-Clara, my darling.
-Oh, no. Nothing like that.

No, I called you back professionally.

And then after that you can go back
to your little witch.

Clara, I don't want her.
I want to come back to you.

Do you?

-You know what she did to me?
-What did she do?

The little gold digger,
"Give me this. Give me that."

Grab, grab, grab.

I must've blown a year's magic on her.
I never want to see her again.

Oh, dear. And then she's so pretty
and so young and....

You're just as pretty as she is.

Oh, no-- Oh, no, Ocky.
No, no.

Will you please take me back?

Well, maybe I will
and maybe I won't.

But now I need help.

I've just put out all the lights
along the Eastern Seaboard.

-Purposely?
-On mistake.

I'll say this, when you
make one, it's a beaut.

Let's see, now.
This isn't going to be easy.

Okay. Let's have a whirl at it.

Eastern Seaboard

-Ocky, you did it.
-Yeah.

How about that?

What happened?

Well, do it again, do it again.

-Now, put a little more zing into it.
-Okay.

-Your hands. It's your hands, Ocky.
-Are they gone?

Oh, no. No, but you must
keep them up to keep the lights on.

Swell.

Abner, you said the lights
were out all over.

That's right, all over the East.

So how come they're on
across the street?

Don't be ridiculous. They can't be.

No? Come see for yourself.

Have you got that buzzing
in your head again?

Take a look.

Ocky, did you put your hands down?

I had an itch. Do you mind?

The lights are on
across the street, huh?

-They were.
-You'll be all right, dear.

As soon as the swelling goes down.

Now they're on again.

It's dangerous to stand by the window.
Somebody might throw a rock at you.

Who would do a thing like that?

Me, if you don't sit down and shut up.

Now, here's a slogan
you're gonna like...

...a lot more than
the others, Mr. MacElroy.

"There's no business
like shoe business."

So much for slogans.

Hi, there, Aunt Clara. Just checking.

You all right?

Good. How's Tabatha?

Oh, fine. She's sleeping
peacefully, like a baby.

How are you doing without lights?

Oh, we have lights now.

But the radio said
the whole city was blacked out.

How could you possibly have lights?

Well, I don't know.

I'm a witch, not an electrician.

Aunt Clara, I don't understand.

How could you have light
unless you--

-Now, listen--
-You have lights at your place?

-Why, yes.
-Well, great.

Let's jump in the car and go over there
before this deal goes down the drain.

Hello? We'll be right there.

But-- But--

But I'm not calling to complain
about my lights being out.

I just wanna ask a simple question.

How come the lights
are on across the street?

I am not a crank,
and if you don't believe me...

...you can check for yourself.

Oh, my niece is coming.

Oh, dear. Well, I'd rather
she didn't see you.

I'd rather she didn't see me either.

Do you mind stepping
in here in the closet?

You know--

Do you?

Keep your hands up.

Keep your hands up, Ocky.

-Hi, Aunt Clara.
-I really should leave for the airport.

-We'll see that you get downtown.
-Absolutely.

Aunt Clara, don't you have
something you'd like to tell me?

Tell? Well....

Now, I-- I do, but--

I had a feeling you'd say that.

-I'm gonna go up and check Tabatha.
-Yes, well, take your time, dear.

And another thing.
We think you ought to be using TV.

Darrin, tell him about
the spectacular you dreamt up.

-It's a beaut.
-What I had in mind was a big shoe.

Yes, we based the whole thing on
"The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe."

And we have some marvellous songs.

-"Shoo-Shoo Baby"?
-"Body and Soul"?

"Buttons and Bows"?

-For ladies' shoes.
-Got any brandy?

Somebody, a brandy
for Mr. MacElroy.

Darrin, show him
the newspaper layout.

You wanna see
some really clever copy?

-Yes.
-Just wait.

Where's the brandy?

Yes, the brandy.

Mr. MacElroy, we thought
we'd start out with--

Oh, no, not again.

There's a flashlight
right there on the table, Larry.

Gentlemen, I really
should be leaving.

No, you can't leave
before you see this ad.

See? I can't see anything.

That was just a little dance
I learned in Scotland.

It's called,
"The Wee Kick of the Kirk."

Bet she knows where the brandy is.

Now what?

Never mind, Darrin, I'll get it.

-Yes?
-Power company.

We got a complaint about--

Your lights are on.

How about that? Come on, fellas.

-Now, just a minute.
-We'll have them out in no time.

-What?
-I mean, we'll get it fixed.

Find the trouble, check it out.

Darrin, will you get rid of them?

Now, just a minute. My husband's in
the middle of something very important.

Everybody in the city was in
the middle of something important...

...but I only got two hands.

Fellas, you check the fuse box...

...and I'll go check
the wiring in the kitchen.

Aunt Clara,
you just wait till I get you alone.

-I didn't--
-You have some explaining to do.

Now, wait a minute.
I've got a problem here.

I've got a very important client here.
We can use all the light we can get.

-Look, I've got to get to the airport.
-No, no, wait.

No, Mr. MacElroy, wait.
You've got plenty of time, plenty.

Darrin! Will you forget
about him, Darrin?

All right, I'll get my own brandy.

Oh, sorry for all these
interruptions, Mr. MacElroy.

I see you got your brandy.
Come on over here and sit down.

Aunt Clara, there's something funny
going on around here.

Oh, I wish you'd tell me.
I'm dying to have a good laugh.

-What was that?
-Oh, I've got to get out of here.

Now, wait, Mr. MacElroy.

Mrs. Kravitz,
what are you doing here?

Never mind me.
What are you doing here?

-Me?
-Mrs. Kravitz, what is the matter?

There's something in that closet.

What is it?

I thought it was a moth,
but it moved.

-That's ridiculous.
-That's ridiculous.

Take a look.

All right.

Wait.

Look, Mrs. Kravitz.
There's no one in the closet.

Saved your Sunday punch
for the last, right?

-What?
-Now, that's what I call a clever idea.

Animated shoes. It's only great.

Animated shoes?

What kind of voices did you
have in mind for the shoes?

Voices?

Yeah, voices. Come on back,
and let's talk about it.

What about his plane?

-Darrin.
-You must be joshing.

I'm not leaving town
till I hear all about this.

-What are the details?
-Yes, let's hear the details.

The details.
Let me have some of that brandy.

We're gonna check
the power lines on the outside.

Just be patient.
We'll get to the bottom of this yet.

I certainly hope so.

-What happened?
-She fainted.

Good, now I can get some sleep.

Love the fainting lady. How do you
work her into the animated shoes?

Aunt Clara, what have you done?

About what?

Oh, my stars.

-Good morning, sweetheart.
-Oh, hi.

-How you feel?
-Like a million.

Which is just about what
MacElroy's account is worth.

Don't forget you owe it all
to Aunt Clara's irresponsibility.

They talked to a puppet man, said it'll
be a cinch to animate those shoes.

Really?

You know, it's amazing
what human beings can do.

Listen to this.

"Power company officials announced...

...that last night's massive blackout
was due to a power reversal.

The sudden surge in the Niagara grid...

...compounded by the failure
of an automatic cut-off system...

...was a one-in-a-million accident."
Aunt Clara didn't do it.

-Where are you going?
-To tell her.

Oh, but, Darrin, she thinks she did it.

She's even kind of proud of herself.
Aunt Clara's a new woman.

I don't get it.

Will it hurt to let her go on
thinking she's responsible?

She's bound to read
about it in the papers.

So what? The newspapers
are always coming up...

...with logical explanations
for things we witches do.

-She won't pay any attention to it.
-It's okay with me.

And who knows,
maybe she did do it.

Well, the failure
of an automatic cut-off system...

...that was a
one-in-a-million accident...

...or one of Aunt Clara's goof-ups.

Now, which is harder to believe?

I'd give anything if you hadn't asked.

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