Original subtitles

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Lucky man, Tom danbury.

If his sense of lovemaking equals his sense of politics,

it should be a happy marriage.

Who couldn't be happy with melody Allen?

She's adorable.

Oh, cuthbert.

Er, yes, sir?

Yes, sir?

Do you recommend this vintage, my man?

Oh, ves, it's delicious.

That is, so the other guests have told me.

So, master cuthbert, up to your old tricks again, I see.

Oh, Nora, just a nip or two.

But I'd even give that up if you'd...

I know, if I'd marry you.

Well, you could become the biggest teetotaler

in all the colonies and my answer would still be no.

But Nora, I have saved up enough money

to pay your bond to master danbury.

Why, you'd be a free woman, Nora.

No, thank you, cuthbert.

I'd rather be bound to the master

than tied to the likes of you.

So!

You're still in love with that little fat stupid tinker!

Little he may be.

Fat?

Well, there's nothing wrong with an extra pound of flesh.

But stupid? Hmph!

You'll never see the day when you're

half as smart as my Horatio.

I'll say he's smart.

Persuading you to punch holes in

all the master's best copperware.

= "tis a lie!

That was my own idea.

That's it!

Nora, Nora!

He's coming up the road!

Who?

Horatio, my darlin'?

That lazy, fat tub.

Lazy, is he?

Why, he's the most wide-awake tinker in the colonies.

Hello, tinker!

Hello, Mr. Grant!

Hello, Mrs. Jones!

= Horatio!

Horatio, my darlin'!

= oh!

Lancelot!

==

Achoo!

Achoo!

Achoo!

= Horatio.

Horatio?

Horatio, where are you?

= Nora! Noral

- saints preserve us. - Oh, Nora.

Oh, Nora.

I had a terrible time getting here, Nora.

I got lost east of west point

and I was held up north of south ferry.

And not only that, at barton's barn,

t had a bitish with the buttish!

= a what?

= a British with a brish with the brush.

A brush with the British.

And I was shot.

Where?

Right through the saddle.

= Nora.

I'd never go through that again for anyone

except you.

Ooh.

Oh!

Oh!

Nora.

Oh, Horatio, do my kisses thrill you that much?

I'm sitting on a pitchfork.

= oh!

Oh, well, for heaven's sake!

Here, here.

Well, get up!

= noral

noral

get it out!

Noral

noral

noral

Nora!

Ooh-oo0h!

Food!

Nora, for me?

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Tinker, I've missed you so much.

I've missed you too, Nora.

Here, you take the first bite.

It'll taste sweeter.

Okay.

Oh, Horatio, 'tis happy I am to see you.

Cuthbert's been pestering me again.

Oh, he has, has he?

Wait'll I see him.

I'll haul off and give him

the dirtiest look he's ever had in his life.

No need of that since we'll be leaving here tomorrow.

Why so hasty?

Hasty, is it?

Tinker!

You've not got the money.

Well, you see, Nora,

things are very hard and folks can't pay me.

When I first started the trip,

I had a pound, 14 shillings, and sixpence.

Then I found that a lot of my customers

were badly off.

So I bought them food with my pound and 14 shillings.

What happened to your pence?

I lost 'em in a card game.

Oh, Horatio, you've failed me.

Oh, Nora.

Don't worry, I'll get the money.

Business is gonna boom now that I got

a personal letter of recommendation

from general George Washington.

= from the general himself?

Yes, I have.

You wouldn't be after tellin' a tale, now?

Oh, no, Nora.

I got it right here.

It isn't everyone that can get a letter

from general George Washington.

"Know all men by these presents..."

Mm-hmm.

"That the bearer of this letter,

"master Horatio prim..."

= that's me.

"Is a splendid artisan,

"whose various skills have served

"the continental forces well.

"I take great pleasure in recommending him

"to all who need the services of an excellent tinker

"and a true patriot.

"Yours truly, George Washington,

"commander-in-chief of the united colonies."

Oh, Horatio, now there's nothing to stop us.

Let me take this to mistress melody.

When she learns you've been praised by general Washington,

she'll do everything in her power to help us elope tonight.

Stay here, my darlin' tinker.

I'll be back soon with good news.

= hmm -mm!

Nora and I are gonna elope.

We're gonna get married.

And why not?

Yes, why not?

I'm a very good friend of general George Washington's.

Mm!

Woo!

Mice.

Good evening to you, master tinker.

Wait a minute, you.

I don't want any trouble with you like I had the last time.

I only came to congratulate you.

Congratulate me?

Well, yes.

Nora's told me all about you and she eloping.

I think it's splendid.

You do?

I though that you...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, I know.

It's just a case of the best man winning.

Oh, odsbodkins!

You're not such a bad fellow after all.

Now, Horatio, I know that eloping with Nora

means breaking her bond,

but I think there's something that you can do...

= there is?

That would put you in well with master danbury.

What, for instance?

Well, now, this trunk he wanted to take on his honeymoon,

but he was terribly upset when he found out

he'd lost the key.

Now, if you could open the trunk,

I could put you in very good.

Well, I could try.

Ah, now don't be so modest.

Ti know all about that letter

from George Washington you have.

- George Washington. - Yes.

Uh-huh, I'll open it.

Watch this.

= fine!

Now, uh, raise the lid.

No, no, the lid of the trunk.

= oh.

By Jupiter, I do believe there's a hole

in the bottom of it.

= there's a hole in there?

Ooh! - I'm sorry.

- Ooh, my foot! - I'm sorry.

Horatio, go in there and see if it can be repaired,

eh, old boy?

Are you sure this'll get me in good?

Oh, I'll se to that.

Ah.

Let me out of here!

So you were going to elope with Nora O'Leary

tonight, eh?

Well, we shall see what happens

when master danbury finds out that

you've talked an innocent little girl

into breaking her bonds.

Nora!

Oh, you'll get yours.

You'll get five years in prison and hard labor.

You penniless stinker!

Melody, darling, I'll have another surprise for you

after we're married.

Oh, but Tom, you've already promised me the moon.

What else might a lady expect?

How would you fancy a title, my dear?

= a title?

Lady danbury for instance.

How does it sound to those lovely ears?

Sir Thomas and lady danbury.

But Tom, after the war there'll be no titles

in our United States.

But my angel, what if after the war

there should be no United States?

What are you talking about?

Melody, darling, would you mind going in by yourself?

I'll join you shortly.

Of course, Tom, but all this strange talk,

this nonsense about titles,

what does it all mean?

Please, please, dear, I'll explain later.

Cranwell.

Hello, Tom.

Hello, Tom.

Leigh.

Glad you're here.

Bessie.

Bessie!

Let go.

I'll keep her from tinkering with that tinker!

So she was going to elope, eh?

I'll tend to that.

Go back in the kitchen.

Master danbury, I must see you at once.

Sorry, cuthbert, not now.

But sir, this is very important.

Confound it, get out of here!

I'm only...

= get out of here.

But master danbury...

= get out!

If you'll only let me explain.

Well, gentlemen?

The news. Is it good or bad?

It's good, very good.

Major Andre, the king's representative,

met with Benedict Arnold last night.

Arnold has consented to surrender west point

within 48 hours.

= excellent!

It means the end of the war.

Washington and his rabble can never recover

from such a blow.

Congratulations, Tom, your plan has worked perfectly.

Our friend Benedict has requested

that you personally come to west point

to help him arrange the final details tonight.

Hold on, a minute.

I thought I saw something move.

"Yours truly, George Washington."

Who is this Horatio prim and where is he?

I'll not be telling you that.

Even if you cut my tongue out.

Well, we'll take care of him later.

There's enough evidence in this letter

to hang your rebel friend when we've won the war.

Oh, master Tom, you, a traitor!

You spying little hussy.

Get rid of her.

She's heard too much already.

Let go of me!

Nora!

That cuthbert!

Ooh, I hate that cuthbert!

Put your hands up!

Put your hands up!

Speak up, fellow, who are you?

Horatio prim, the tinker.

Oh, prim.

Then you're Nora's sweetheart.

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, thank heavens.

I need help.

What do you think I need?

Would you please get me out of this overcoat?

Ooh, that cuthbert!

I've just learned that the united colonies

and general Washington are in great danger.

You and I have to save them.

My friend general Washington in danger?

Yes, yes!

That's all I gotta know.

Get me out of here.

Do you know the location of the nearest

continental army post?

Yes, ma'am.

Then saddle those two horses while I finish dressing.

Whoa, Lancelot, I'll be right with you.

But sir, when did they capture this spy, major Andre?

Early this morning.

We found some papers in his boot

exposing the whole foul plot.

And some of them were sighed by master Thomas danbury.

= master prim!

Yes?

We must get through.

If anyone tries to stop us, we'll shoot.

Here's a horse pistol.

Here, this is for you.

Now, what do I shoot with?

Tinker, this is no time to jest.

We must go.

Mistress melody, I want to tell Nora that we're going.

You see, Nora and I, we'd planned to elope.

I don't want her to worry.

Oh, but Nora she would...

Oh, I'm sorry, tinker.

I'm afraid there won't be time.

I'm sure Nora'll understand.

Hurry. - I guess so.

= tinker!

Here come some of Tom danbury's friends.

The back road!

There go two of the traitors now.

Lieutenant, surround the house!

Yes, sir.

Neither one of these men is Tom danbury.

No, sir, but they're dirty traitors just the same,

else they wouldn't have been shooting at us.

What'll we do with them, sir?

= throw them in the well.

That's the only burial they deserve.

Yes, sir.

Hear me, ye faithless souls.

May you lie there in everlasting torment

with but one name to identify your rotting bones:

Traitors!

And unless some evidence proves us wrong,

I curse your miserable spirits

to be bound to danbury acres till crack of doom.

Amen.

Here you are, major.

= good.

Ghost!

Oh, no, it's me, tinker.

= oh!

Odsbodkins and spotty widgeons!

Am I glad to see you, mistress melody.

Oh, am I happy now!

Do you know what I thought for a minute?

Only a minute, mind you.

I thought you were a ghost.

Me, a ghost.

I thought you were a ghost!

Uh...

What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

My hand!

Ah, mm!

That's funny.

I'm still thirsty.

Tinker, there's something very, very wrong.

You can say that again.

= look.

"Here were buried two traitors."

= good!

I wonder who they were.

= look at the date!

September 23rd, 1780.

That's today.

That's right, tinker.

Eh?

Ooh!

= what's the matter?

= look at this!

Oh, that looks like us down there.

Yeah!

How can us be down there when us are up here?

Do you remember when some of master danbury's friends

tried to stop us?

Yeah!

And they even took shots at us!

Yes, and I'm afraid they killed us.

They killed us?

Why?

We didn't do anything.

Soldiers.

American soldiers!

And those people.

It looks as if they were looting the place.

= what does all this mean?

There's just one answer.

One terrible answer.

Those soldiers were pursuing us

and we mistook them for Tom danbury's friends

and they mistook us for traitors.

= traitors?

Me, a traitor?

I'm a patriot!

I even got a letter from general George Washington

to prove it.

Uh-oh.

I gave the letter to Nora to give to you.

= Nora?

Well, that must be the letter that Tom took from her

before she was kidnapped.

Kidnapped? Kidnapped!

Kidnapped?

Nora?

Who are they?

Where are they?

I'll tear them gizzard from gullet!

= tinker!

Tinker, wait for me!

Come on, you old nag, get up.

Get up, you old nag!

Get up.

= Lancelot!

Cuthbert!

Come back with my Lancelot!

Lancelot!

Lancelot!

What happened?

= t don't know.

I can't get through.

Something's wrong.

= wait.

"Hear me, ye faithless souls.

"May you lie there in everlasting torment

"with but one name to identify your rotting bones:

"Traitor."

And "unless some evidence proves us wrong,

"I curse your miserable spirits

"to be bound to danbury acres till crack of doom."

Then you heard it, too?

Oh, I thought it was some horrible dream, but it wasn't.

We're bound to these acres forevermore.

We can't get away.

But he also said unless some evidence proves 'em wrong.

Evidence.

My letter!

My letter from George Washington!

That's evidence!

Well, that's right!

Tom must've hidden it somewhere in the library furniture.

= furniture?

This is a fine time to think of furniture.

Mistress melody, the patriots took it all away!

Well, don't give up.

Maybe he hid it behind some secret panel in the wall.

= yeah.

Yeah!

Great beelzebub and little beelzebub!

Look!

= now we shall be here till doom cracks.

Mistress melody, why didn't you get Paul revere

to help you instead of me?

Oh, I'm sorry, tinker.

It's all my fault.

Forgive me?

I think we'd better go back to the well.

Do you mind?

= uh-uh.

This is the first time I've ever put my arm around you.

That's right.

Melody?

Yes?

We've been up in this tree for 165 years.

Yes.

= and never once did I...

What?

Never...

Melody.

Yes?

You have beautiful eyes.

Oh, my little tinker.

Melody, there's just one thing I want to ask you.

Oh, yes?

If I...

Oh, what is it?

Melody.

Yes?

No, I can't.

It sounds foolish coming from a fat man.

Oh, no, Horatio!

Tell me.

You really wanna hear it?

Yes.

Melody,

would you...

= would I what?

Would you scratch my back tonight?

You see, it didn't take so long.

That's right.

And yet no one would know we're anywhere near civilization.

= ain't that the truth!

Here, careful, now.

Don't look yet.

I want you right back here.

Now!

There she stands.

Danbury manor exactly as it was in 1780.

Uh-huh.

Come on, I can hardly wait to show you the inside.

Shelly, this porch is a dream!

= should be.

It was designed by the famous Jonathan bullfinch in 1760.

Why, Shelly, you mean we have servants already?

Why, absolutely.

The local employment agency sent us a housekeeper.

Hello, Emily.

= afternoon.

Emily, I'd like you to know my fiancee, miss Prescott,

and her aunt, Mrs. Dean.

= hello.

Hello.

Decorators left last night.

Said to tell you they got all the rooms fixed

like it explained in the book.

Great!

Hang on tight, darling.

We're going into the 18th century.

Oh, is this trip necessary?

Oh, uh, pardon me, but didn't I see you in "Rebecca?"

Hey, kids, wait for me!

Oh, Shelly!

= like it?

Oh, darling, it's wonderful.

Don't you think so, Millie?

Oh, it's out of this world.

Don't know whether you realize it, Mildred,

but this happens to be the very furniture

the danbury family used 160-odd years ago.

Someday, I'm gonna...

Oh, that must be doc Greenway.

I've invited him up for the weekend.

Oh dear, Dr. Greenway!

That's all we need to complete the picture.

Now, listen, Mildred.

Ralph Greenway happens to be one of the best

psychiatrists in New York.

I'd better go down and let him in.

Millie, please!

I wish you'd stop making smart cracks.

You're beginning to upset Sheldon

and he's not entirely well yet.

Now, Ralph said...

Ralph said!

Last week he said the rash I had wasn't an allergy,

it was caused by a guilt complex

because I kicked your grandma in the bustle

when I was two years old.

You know, I can hardly believe my eyes.

Absolutely miraculous.

Ralph!

Ralph, it's good to see you.

June, Mildred.

It's good to see you.

Nice to see you, doctor.

Quite an accomplishment, eh?

Quite.

Has Shelly told you I hit on the idea

of restoring this particular old place?

No, do tell us.

Well, it's part of my family history.

You see, it was oh, 160 some odd years ago

that my great-great-great-grandfather,

cuthbert Greenway, was a Butler on this very estate.

Really?

Yes, from Butler to psychiatrist in six generations.

Now, that's democracy for you!

Pardon, Mr. Gage, this was delivered this morning.

Oh, yes a plaque for the well.

Look, honey.

It's very impressive.

Strange, isn't it?

In all these years no one has ever discovered

I hope the ghosts don't

throw this one over the fence, too.

= ghosts?

Did you say ghosts?

Oh, it's just a legend, Mildred.

The ghosts are supposed to hurl their memorial stone

over the fence every so often.

Yep.

Last time was fourth of July.

Put mayor hathaway in the hospital for two weeks.

Hit him in the head with it.

Interesting case, isn't it?

I think we'd better get this placed

oh the well before dinner.

I'll get some tools.

Let me go, let me go!

I'm gonna throw that plaque over the fence!

Oh, stop, Horatio.

What good would it do?

They'll only put it back.

Then I'll throw it back over again.

Look, I don't want all those people coming up here

and saying:

J here lie the dirty traitors j

j here lie the dirty traitors j

j here lie the dirty traitors j

oh, pooh, I'm used to it.

Well, I'm not.

Besides, it only happens once a year

when they have the fourth of July picnic up here.

Yeah, but did you hear what that man said?

He said every Saturday they're gonna open up

the place to the public between the hours

of two and four.

And I'm just not gonna stand for it!

But darling, what can you do about it?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do about it.

I'm gonna make them sorry they ever rebuilt that house.

Well, what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna haunt 'em.

That's what I'm gonna do!

Mm-hmm!

= Horatio!

Horatio!

I always forget to do that.

Well, you'd better forget the whole thing.

You know no self-respecting ghosts

do any haunting until midnight.

= oh.

All right, I'll wait.

But tonight, I haunt!

Psst!

= ooh!

Don't do that!

You almost scared the life out of me.

Oh, I'm sorry,

but I was lonely up at the tree and I got frightened.

Please let me stay down here with you.

Well, all right.

But don't try to stop me.

My mind is already made up.

= can't believe it.

It's exactly the same.

Let's go in.

= we can't.

Everything is locked.

If we wasn't a couple of outdoor ghosts

we'd know what to do.

Well, darling, why don't we try to go in

the same way as we go up and down the tree?

You know.

Here I go.

=t don't think she made it.

Come on, it's easy!

= I'm stuck!

Melody!

I didn't make it.

Horatio, won't you ever learn?

I'm sorry.

= come on.

Thank you.

Why, it's amazing!

Horatio, look at this table.

And the sofa!

I'll light a candle.

How could they have known what it was like?

= don't work.

Glass around the wick.

Look.

What'd you do?

= well...

Well, blow it out.

= blow it out?

Yeah, go on.

= you blow it out.

Uh-oh.

Why...

What an astonishing idea.

Probably got it from Ben Franklin.

He's always inventing things.

= be calm.

Be reasonable.

You see?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

I've changed my mind about haunting this place.

Let's go back to the well.

Oh, not yet, Horatio, this is fun!

= I'm scared.

Oh, really!

"Memoirs of Thomas danbury, esquire.”

What?

Thomas danbury"s memoirs!

His grandmas?

"With a repentant heart, I dedicate these memoirs

"to my country and to melody Allen,

"whose love I betrayed for vainglorious ambition.

Speaking of the devil, there he is.

It's a perfect copy.

But he belongs in the library.

And we belong back in the tree.

Let's go.

Oh, don't be such a fraidy-cat, Horatio.

This is the first pleasure I've had since 1780.

The harpsichord!

It looks exactly the same.

= don't touch it.

Something's liable to happen.

Oh, nonsense.

Why don't you be like me?

I'm sensible.

I'm sensible, too.

= and I'm brave.

I should've quit when I was even.

Why don't you pull yourself together

and practice what you preach?

What was that?

Number please.

Spooks!

= what's the matter?

That thing over there just talked to me.

Oh, you're just imagining things.

= uh-uh-uh!

Oh!

That note always did stick.

Shh, somebody's coming.

Sheldon, is that you?

Quick! Un-manifest!

For heaven's sake, hurry up.

= cuthbert!

Melody!

Melody, it's cuthbert!

And he's still alive!

How can he be?

= t don't know.

They say only the good die young.

Odsbodkins, I'm still showing!

Melody, I don't think he can see me.

Are you sure?

Take a look.

Watch.

See if he can hear you.

Whistle.

Horatio, this is wonderful!

Have I got an idea!

= what's the matter with me?

How do you like that, master cuthbert?

Zounds!

What well did she come out of?

Melody!

Emily.

Aren't you the playful one?

Emily.

Emily!

Dr. Greenway.

Ah.

Did you hear it, too?

Hear what?

They're here.

Somebody must've done something to offend them.

= offend who?

Them from the well, the ghosts.

Oh, nonsense.

There's no such a thing.

= you hear him??

They're laughing.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You'd hear them if you were psychic like me.

Emily, when you came in here

did you or did you not kick me?

Why, certainly not.

= uh-oh.

Oh, you felt something, eh?

Uh, I uh...

I thought so.

It's you they're after.

= no.

You must've annoyed them playing that harpsichord.

Harpsichord?

Uh-oh.

Uh, Emily.

If I were you I wouldn't say anything

to the folks about this.

They don't understand this psychic business

like we do, you know?

They might think you're a little bit, uh...

You understand.

Best you go up to bed.

Goodnight, Emily.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

If you want me, all you gotta do is whistle.

Harpsichord.

Oh, this is the happiest day of my life.

So, cuthbert Greenway is now doctor Greenway.

He'll need a dozen doctors

before I get through with him!

Horatio.

Horatio, come quickly!

What now?

This picture.

That's your beloved Tom.

This is the original painting.

I'd know it anywhere.

Look at the artist's name:♪ Stuart.

S07?

And that harpsichord.

That note, a, it always did stick.

= hmm.

This is the original, too.

I can't be wrong.

Do you realize what this means?

It means they were stuck with a lot of old furniture.

Don't be so stupid,

it means they found all the original furniture.

Perhaps in this house at this very moment

is your letter from George Washington.

My letter?

From George Washington?

Horatio, if we find it...

It'll prove that we're not traitors

and then we'll be able to get away from this place at last!

Melody, where'll we look first?

In the library, of course.

That's where Tom had it.

Come on, let's search the library.

= noral

it won't be long now!

Melody, when you said secret compartment,

you meant secret!

I can't find a thing!

Melody, do I have to do all the work around here?

Oh, my, wasn't I lovely, Horatio?

Of course, I'm in the wrong place.

We're both in the wrong place

and if we don't find the letter,

we're never gonna get out of here.

Now, come on!

Oh, be patient with me, Horatio.

Be patient!

Do you realize that my girlfriend Nora's

been waiting for me for 165 years?

And a girl will only wait so long and no longer.

All right.

Let me see, desk, books, chairs...

Clock.

Have you searched the clock, Horatio?

= the clock?

Melody, in my day I was the best tinker in the colonies

and there's one thing I know absolutely.

No one ever put a secret door in a clock.

We simply gotta find that letter.

Please help me?

Come on.

I don't seem to remember this piece.

Oh, oh!

= oh!

Okay, phantom, we gotcha covered!

Stick up your hands!

Yeah, and this time don't try

any disappearin' acts or we fill you full of hot lead!

Mister, whoever you are, don't get violent.

There's his little playmate over there.

Get your hands up, sister.

Come on, get 'em up!

You'd better get 'em up.

They sound awful mad.

Okay, phantom,

we wanna know who tipped you off.

Start singin'.

I'm not in good voice tonight.

You heard the boss.

Sing.

Come on now, sing out.

J drink to me j

j only with thine eyes

jannd I will j

cut the stallin'.

Pledge!

J pledge with mine;

what's that?

The cops!

Blow!

Everybody blow!

Go on, boys, let 'em have it!

Melody!

Melody! Melody!

Melody!

Don't ever leave me alone.

Oh, be calm.

Be reasonable.

= sounds like the radio.

Well, it can't be the revolutionary war.

Listen again tomorrow night

to the phantom hour.

How does the phantom and his lady escape?

= like this!

Wait, wait for me.

And now midnight Dan

brings you a half hour of popular dance tunes.

Oh, the idea of Shelly playing the radio

at this hour of night!

= t can't understand it.

I tell you, he's off the beam again.

Shelly!

Well, that's a fine place to take a nap.

Shelly.

Shelly!

Darling.

Oh, Millie, he's hurt.

Call Ralph, quickly.

Dr. Greenway!

Dr. Greenway!

Dr. Greenway!

Dr. Greenway!

Emily.

Emily, for heaven's sake, turn off the radio.

Oh, darling, what happened?

Ow, my head!

= oh.

Let's get him into the library.

I'm all right, now, dear, thanks.

= oh!

Oh, there you are.

For once you'll really come in handy.

They're in there.

It's stuffy in here.

Talk plainer.

I can't!

You've got your foot in my mouth.

Come on out, Horatio, it's all right now.

= oh.

Look.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let's look for the letter tomorrow night.

I'm tired.

Oh, but Horatio, this is our perfect chance.

They're all in the library

and we can search the whole interior.

= yeah.

You take the up-terior and I'll take the down-terior.

Be calm, be reasonable.

Oh, stop it, all of you!

I keep telling you I didn't make this mess!

The radio woke me just like it woke the rest of you.

Ti came down here to turn it off.

When I reached for that doorknob,

something, some invisible force,

yanked it open and then I was met by that gust of icy wind.

Oh, don't get excited.

= I'm not excited!

All right.

I keep telling you there was nobody there

and I got bopped on the head with this candlestick!

Moving under it's own power, no doubt.

- Now, wait a minute, Mildred! - Millie.

I'm telling you exactly what happened

and don't stand there looking at me

as if you think I'm crazy!

I'm just as sane as Ralph.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

You're just overwrought.

You're imagining things.

No, he's not.

It's them, all right.

The ghosts from the well.

They're up to their old mischief, throwing things around.

Oh, there's a curse on this house, all right.

= ghosts!

They must have been a couple of interior decorators

looking for a little overtime.

If I were you, 1 wouldn't make fun of them.

They don't like that.

Really?

Now, listen, maybe she's right.

There are many strange legends about this house.

Couldn't it be possible

that some forces from the world beyond are trying to get...

Oh, let's stop all this.

It's nothing but hysteria.

Sheldon had another one of his sleepwalking spells,

he came downstairs and turned on the radio.

Now, doesn't that sound like a sensible explanation, Ralph?