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Previously on Young Sheldon...
Your friends all know about
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your "secret boyfriend"?
You think that's you?
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Well...
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It's not?
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I understand you're
moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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We're looking for a
financier, not a partner.
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I just want to be
around the process.
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But I'm still in charge, right?
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Did NASA fake the
moon landing? No.
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See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.
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Oh, we're gonna
have so much fun.
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So the data comes in here,
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and then it's divided
into three tables
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that I'm calling X-sub-1,
X-sub-2, X-sub-3.
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Good, good.
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And then over here, it's
subjected to data normalization,
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so we don't end up with
any duplicate data fields.
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I've got it.
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Grant Daddy.
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What?
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The name of our company:
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Grant Daddy.
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I mean, it's sexy
and sophisticated,
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but still John Q. Lunchpail
can wrap his arms around it.
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Where are you?
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Oh, you know, my lawyers
have advised me not to say,
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but I'm pretty sure I'll be
allowed back in the country
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very soon.
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Taxes, am I right?
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Huh.
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Right now we have more
important things to focus on
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than the name, like how
are we going to build this.
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Grant-opolis.
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Grant-cano.
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No, wait.
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The Grant Canyon.
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Oh, that's gonna
look great on a T-shirt.
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Hey, what size do you guys wear?
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This is not helpful.
Can't I hang up on him?
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Sheldon, I have to remind you
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Hello? he's funding
the entire project.
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He should remain included.
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Hello? Fine.
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The Grant Canyon
is a terrible name.
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It sounds like a
place grants go to die.
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Sheldon.
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I'm including him.
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So, how are you feeling?
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Fat and disgusting.
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I mean, are you having
any discomfort, fatigue?
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Yeah, that's all I have.
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I think what she's saying is
she feels eight months pregnant.
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Eight. 800.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Just a reminder, Doc,
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I don't want to know
if it's a boy or girl.
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I want it to be a
surprise. Wait, hold up.
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If we're all here,
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who's looking after the
Laundromat and the video store
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and the, uh, other
establishment?
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Oh, the gambling room?
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Huh?
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It's okay. I lost a hundred
bucks there last week.
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Oh.
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Then you know
we're good for the bill.
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Okay, uh, back to me.
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Uh, how's everything
looking in the oven?
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Well, baby seems okay,
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but I am concerned
about your blood pressure.
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Mm. You think it's preeclampsia?
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Georgie, let the doctor talk.
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Actually, that's a possibility.
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I read the book. Did you?
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I'd like to put you on
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bed rest for a week
and then recheck you.
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Is that really necessary?
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It is.
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Dr. Linkletter, I had a
question about today's lecture.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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You must be Sheldon.
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I am.
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I was told not to talk to you.
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Why not?
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I was told not to tell you that.
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Ah, I see you've met Toby.
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I have not. He wouldn't
tell me his name.
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Good man. What can I
help you with, Sheldon?
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What's all this?
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It looks like algorithms
for a searchable database.
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At a glance,
anything can look like
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an algorithm for a
searchable database.
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Very well, it's an algorithm
for a searchable database.
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That was my idea.
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If you'll recall,
it was our idea.
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Are you programming
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a database for him?
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Go ahead. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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How dare you steal
my grant database idea?
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Look, Dr. Linkletter
was part of the idea,
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he's an employee
of the university,
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and therefore we have
a legitimate claim to it.
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But I'm already making one.
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I have an investor
lined up and everything.
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Well, you're still more
than welcome to join us,
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and we can all
work on it together.
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No, this is my idea, and
I'm doing it on my own.
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Well, then I guess we'll
see who gets to market first.
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I guess we will.
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Hmm. So, have you
already started programming?
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No.
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Do you have access
to a mainframe?
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That depends. Can I use
the university's mainframe?
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No. Then we're
still figuring it out.
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I see.
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Well, we already
have a name, do you?
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As a matter of fact, we
do. We're calling it Granted.
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Ugh, that is such a
good name. Thank you.
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And what's yours?
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Never mind.
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Hey.
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Look what your machine
did to my underwear.
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Made 'em huge?
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It dyed 'em pink.
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Oh, right.
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Here. Next wash is on us.
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I got to go check on
something in the back.
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Sorry, I'm a little
short-staffed today.
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I've been running around like
a chicken with its head cut off.
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All right.
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There's your teddy bear.
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Here's your cash.
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Teddy bear. Cash.
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Teddy bear.
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Hey, this is a dry
cleaning ticket.
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Get out of here.
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Punk.
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Hang on, I'll be right back.
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Hey, you find
everything all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that there's
a real good one.
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You should get
it. I'll ring it up.
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I don't know.
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Don't know? Whoopi
Goldberg as a singing nun?
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What's there to think about?
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I might be more in
the mood for action.
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She's on the run from the mob.
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You'll love it. I'll ring it up.
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How you doing?
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Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a
nice lady just brought me food.
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It's not the worst.
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Well, you haven't tasted
it yet. Doctor said no salt.
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Oh, I'm sure it's great.
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I tasted it. It sucks.
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Anyway, I better go
give Georgie a hand.
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Um, here's your telephone.
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Anything else you
need before I go?
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Actually, I can't
find the remote.
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Oh, well, it couldn't
have gone far.
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Let's see.
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Let me just look
right down here.
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Okay. Here it is.
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Oh! My back!
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Are you okay?
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No! All right.
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Let me help you up.
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No, no. No, no.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I'm ju-just... Let me lay
here for just a minute.
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Can I get you some
ice or something?
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No, no, no. You've
got to stay in bed.
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Okay. Well, you look like
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the "I've fallen and
I can't get up" lady.
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That's because I have
fallen and I can't get up.
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Okay, it hurts when I laugh.
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Here, honey.
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Here you go. Oh, thanks.
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Oh!
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Oh, dear Lord,
let me help you up.
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Don't touch me.
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Don't touch me. I'll
get up when I'm ready.
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Should I call the doctor?
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No, no. It just happens
every once in a while.
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I just need to take it
easy for a couple days.
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Then I'll be fine. Well,
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can I get you a pillow?
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Ooh. A pillow would be nice.
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Here.
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And what's going on with you?
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Oh, high blood pressure.
Doctor wants me on bed rest.
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Probably worried
about preeclampsia.
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Did everyone read this book?
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Well, I can take off
work and look after y'all.
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We're fine.
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Fine? You're on the floor.
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What happens if you
need to use the bathroom?
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Depends.
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Depends on what?
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No, it's a joke.
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I got it.
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What's the joke?
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Tell me.
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Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office.
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Is Mr. O'Brien there?
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It's John Sturgis
and Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh, it's me.
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I was just making sure you
weren't the IRS. What's up?
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I have some troubling news.
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The university is making a
competing grant database.
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- Wasn't it your idea?
- It was,
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but Dr. Linkletter is
claiming he assisted me.
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little competition.
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I mean, you think I
was the only person
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designing anti-static
lab furniture?
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- You weren't?
- No.
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I researched the competition,
outbid their manufacturers
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and tied them up in court
so long they ran out of money.
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That seems a little ruthless.
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Hey, if you're not
ruthless, you're toothless.
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I like that.
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I know. It rhymes.
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But the university's
already ahead of us.
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Yeah, but do they have a
really cool company name?
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Yes, they're calling it Granted.
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Damn, it was right there.
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Okay, I can't cover the
video store, the Laundromat,
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and the other room
all at the same time.
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I want to work
in the other room.
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You're not working
the other room.
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I got the other one.
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I call dibs on video store.
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Aw. I wanted video store.
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Too bad. I called dibs.
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Great, you got the Laundromat.
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But I don't want the Laundromat.
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Well, dibs are
dibs. She called it.
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He's a good boss.
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That's right.
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Slow.
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Slow. Any slower
and we're just standing.
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Okay, look, I got this,
okay? Just leave me alone.
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All right. I'm gonna
go check on Mandy.
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Slow.
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Hi.
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You doing okay?
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I'm fine.
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You really don't
need to fuss over me.
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Oh, I don't mind.
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I appreciate it.
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I'm just kind of used
to taking care of myself.
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Well, that's what family's for.
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Speaking of which, do
you want me to call yours?
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Why?
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If my daughter was on bed rest,
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I would want to know.
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If they want to
know how I'm doing,
260
00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:29,866
they can pick up
the phone and call.
261
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,337
I'm sure if your mom
knew what was going on,
262
00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:33,605
she'd be here to help.
263
00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:34,950
Well, I told my
mom I was pregnant
264
00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,009
and she stopped
talking to me. So...
265
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,110
I know, but...
266
00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,812
It's not your business, Mary.
267
00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,683
Okay, sorry.
268
00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:53,125
Hello, Toby.
269
00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,927
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
270
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,363
But no one told
you not to talk to me.
271
00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:58,630
What do you want?
272
00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:00,365
We want to offer you a job.
273
00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:02,301
And for you to wash your hands.
274
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,903
I already have a job.
275
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,437
We know.
276
00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:09,307
We want you to do the same
thing, but for more money.
277
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,809
Okay.
278
00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,779
Really, that's all it took?
Where's the loyalty?
279
00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,982
Sheldon, this is what we want.
280
00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:18,616
I know, but what if
somebody comes along
281
00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,852
and offers him more money?
Is he just gonna leave us?
282
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,388
Are you?
283
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,522
Probably.
284
00:10:24,389 --> 00:10:27,525
We can hire him, but he
cannot go to the bathroom alone.
285
00:10:27,592 --> 00:10:29,495
Welcome aboard.
286
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,798
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's hit that sink.
287
00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:39,504
If you're looking for
something to watch,
288
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,740
I'd recommend Princess Bride.
289
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,807
Really? I know it sounds
290
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,211
a little girly, but there's
an awesome sword fight
291
00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,912
and André the Giant's in it.
292
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,148
Cool. Thanks.
293
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,716
Just doing my job.
294
00:10:51,783 --> 00:10:55,020
I'm Melissa, by the way.
295
00:10:58,390 --> 00:10:59,991
Need any help over here?
296
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,428
Are you trying to
touch my underwear?
297
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:05,096
No, ma'am.
298
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:07,432
Well, then step away.
299
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,101
Yes, ma'am.
300
00:11:11,269 --> 00:11:14,072
Ah! I knew it. You
poached my programmer.
301
00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:15,707
You poached his idea.
302
00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:18,043
Toby, what happened to loyalty?
303
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,644
It's annoying, isn't it?
304
00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:21,614
There's an old saying:
305
00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,450
"You mess with the
bull, you get the horns."
306
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,784
Well, there's a new saying:
307
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,452
"We have a programmer
and you don't."
308
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,321
Yeah.
309
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,388
Really?
310
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,890
You poached our programmer?
311
00:11:31,956 --> 00:11:34,092
I left him alone for five
minutes to use the bathroom.
312
00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:35,600
I don't know why
you're so surprised.
313
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,629
I'm told that business
is a high-stakes game
314
00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,664
where if you're not
ruthless, you're toothless.
315
00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:41,000
We just learned that.
316
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,500
You could have
hired anyone else.
317
00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,269
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
318
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,514
Oh, you want to play hardball?
319
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,971
We can do that, too.
320
00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:49,942
You see, Sheldon gets a
lot of perks at this university
321
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,211
that could go away real fast.
322
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,145
But I like my perks.
323
00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:56,347
How would you like to
have a roommate or two
324
00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:57,883
in that dorm room of yours?
325
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,951
Let's give her what she wants.
326
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,020
Stay strong.
327
00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:04,789
Look, all I'm saying is you
need us as much as we need you.
328
00:12:04,856 --> 00:12:06,792
Now, for example, we have
329
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,894
a mainframe
computer and you don't.
330
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:12,798
Ha! No mainframe, no
database. Who's toothless now?
331
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,033
We can get our own mainframe.
332
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,769
We can? They're
really expensive.
333
00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:20,371
I'm trying to be ruthless.
Work with me here.
334
00:12:20,438 --> 00:12:22,073
We can.
335
00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:32,485
Hey. I brought you a
snack and some magazines.
336
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:35,587
Oh, thanks, but I should
probably finish this.
337
00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:37,456
Although I do know how it ends.
338
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:40,658
With bodily fluids. Everywhere.
339
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,861
And then a sweet
little boy or girl.
340
00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:46,065
Oh, um, it's a girl.
341
00:12:46,131 --> 00:12:47,633
Really?
342
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,969
Yeah, Georgie didn't want
to know so I haven't said.
343
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:52,337
Well, that is wonderful!
344
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:54,773
Oh, it'll be our little secret.
345
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,909
I already know! Don't go
feeling like you're special.
346
00:12:57,976 --> 00:13:01,212
Do you mind? We're
having a moment here.
347
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,014
Carry on.
348
00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,116
As you can see,
349
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,751
the mother-daughter
bond is strong.
350
00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:10,155
Well, compared to me and
my mom, you two are magic.
351
00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:13,625
Well, we've had
our ups and downs.
352
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,495
She wasn't the easiest
mom to grow up with.
353
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:20,265
Sometimes I felt like I
was kind of raising myself.
354
00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:23,769
But now we're
practically best friends.
355
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,772
Yeah, I don't think that's in
the cards for me and my mom.
356
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:30,643
I hear you whispering in
there. Don't listen to her, Mandy.
357
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,644
Dear Lord, I was
just telling her
358
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,846
how you and I are best friends!
359
00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:38,551
That's how you talk
to your best friend?
360
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:40,985
Everything working okay for you?
361
00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:44,523
I heard about you.
You're that panty sniffer.
362
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,192
No. No, no, no,
there was no sniffing.
363
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,793
Barbara, he doing it again.
364
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,399
No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up.
365
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:54,866
I'm totally into old movies.
366
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:58,437
You know, Breakfast Club,
Goonies, Pretty in Pink.
367
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,739
Hey. How's it going?
368
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,173
Fine. Bye.
369
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:03,585
Not much going on
at the Laundromat.
370
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:04,753
Thought maybe I
could lend you a hand.
371
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,278
Nope, all good. Go
check on Georgie.
372
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,681
All right.
373
00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:12,317
So, you doing anything later?
374
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:15,187
Yeah, she's going
home with her father.
375
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,554
Dad.
376
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,557
I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know.
377
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,658
Yeah, did you know that
she's in the seventh grade?
378
00:14:20,725 --> 00:14:21,493
Dad!
379
00:14:21,559 --> 00:14:22,628
I thought she was older.
380
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,296
Well, now you know. Beat it.
381
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,898
Right.
382
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,368
Are you happy?
383
00:14:29,434 --> 00:14:31,336
He is way too old for you.
384
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:32,837
Have you seen you and Mom?
385
00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:35,441
Hey, your mother and I
were high school sweethearts.
386
00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:38,509
Yeah, she was in high
school. You were, like, 25.
387
00:14:38,576 --> 00:14:41,212
People looked older back then.
388
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:44,649
Hello?
389
00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:46,585
Yeah, I'm here to
install some bunk beds.
390
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,921
But I don't need bunk
beds. I'm just one person.
391
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,724
All I know is they're
turning this room into a triple.
392
00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:53,057
Triple?
393
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,661
This is getting serious.
They're playing hardball.
394
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,605
And hardball is just one
more type of ball I'm bad at.
395
00:14:57,629 --> 00:14:58,629
Okay, just
396
00:14:58,663 --> 00:14:59,764
calm down. I'm sure
397
00:14:59,831 --> 00:15:01,267
I can find us a used mainframe.
398
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:02,900
Where? How? From whom?
399
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,437
I don't know, but Jupiter
just entered Sagittarius,
400
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,871
so I have a good feeling.
401
00:15:06,938 --> 00:15:09,408
You're not filling me
with confidence, Gary.
402
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,378
Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty.
403
00:15:12,443 --> 00:15:14,413
I love it.
404
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,330
Hey, Mom, it's me.
405
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:35,000
No, nothing's wrong. I
was just calling to talk.
406
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,836
No, I am not calling
407
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:40,538
to apologize.
408
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,841
No, I don't need any money.
409
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,643
No, I don't need
anything from you.
410
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,477
You know what?
This was a mistake.
411
00:15:46,544 --> 00:15:48,547
Yeah, goodbye.
412
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,822
Hi. Welcome to Video Village.
413
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,658
I'm Missy, I'm in seventh
grade, and that's my father.
414
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,159
Uh, hi.
415
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:02,995
I'm Carl,
416
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,864
I'm 31, and my dad is dead.
417
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,366
Yeah, I'm sorry about her.
418
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,469
And your dad.
419
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:12,538
What are you doing?
420
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,605
Saving you the trouble
of embarrassing me.
421
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:17,942
Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
422
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,078
Especially older guys.
423
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:21,647
You want to know
what's not easy?
424
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:23,357
Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
425
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:24,883
hanging out in
their chicken coop.
426
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:27,653
What?
427
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,154
He said he saw y'all
leaving there the other day.
428
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:32,957
We were talking chickens.
429
00:16:33,024 --> 00:16:35,594
And he said it
wasn't the first time.
430
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,163
They got a lot of chickens.
431
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,500
And now there's
bunk beds in my room?
432
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,735
It's like summer camp.
Two words I loathe.
433
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:47,472
Sometimes roommates
can become lifelong friends.
434
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:49,640
I still exchange letters
with my roommate
435
00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:51,110
from the mental hospital.
436
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,479
They're written in a
language he made up,
437
00:16:53,544 --> 00:16:56,248
but it's nice to know he cares.
438
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,518
I have a delivery
for Sheldon Cooper.
439
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,586
That's me. What is it?
440
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,520
A computer mainframe.
441
00:17:02,587 --> 00:17:04,021
He got one.
442
00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:06,924
I just need to tell the
guys where to put it.
443
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:10,596
Well, I suppose
it could go in here.
444
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,965
Or I think I have a solution
to my roommate problem.
445
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:16,268
I can't have roommates
if my dorm has no room
446
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:17,469
for those mates.
447
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,704
Right this way.
448
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,487
So, you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
449
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,055
She's been going
through a rough patch
450
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,090
and just needed
someone to talk to.
451
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:41,492
Okay.
452
00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:43,060
Good.
453
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,632
Why'd you say it
was about chickens?
454
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,136
Because it's Brenda's
personal business,
455
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:55,540
and-and just trying
to be a good neighbor.
456
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,243
And she don't
want Billy to worry,
457
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:01,814
so we used the chicken coop.
458
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,981
Which all makes sense, right?
459
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,517
I guess.
460
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,152
Good.
461
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,258
I'm glad we can talk
about these things.
462
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,059
Me too.
463
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:18,130
Someday we'll talk about
Mom and Pastor Rob.
464
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,938
Excuse me, are
you Mrs. McAllister?
465
00:18:26,003 --> 00:18:27,806
I am. Can I help you?
466
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,108
I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom.
467
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,480
Oh. Hello.
468
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,150
I don't know what's going on
between you and your daughter,
469
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,486
but you need to get over it.
470
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:44,256
She is scared, she is pregnant,
and she needs her mother.
471
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:47,226
I'm getting parenting
advice from a woman
472
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,295
whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant?
473
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,663
Yes, you are.
474
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,065
Georgie made a mistake,
475
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,366
but I did not cut
him out of my life.
476
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,969
You don't know...
477
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,069
I don't care.
478
00:18:58,135 --> 00:19:00,439
You are her parent. Act like it.
479
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,976
So, grow up, call your
daughter and make it right.
480
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:04,977
Now!
481
00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:06,345
Well, I need...
482
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:07,645
I said now.
483
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,282
I was gonna say
484
00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:13,751
I need the phone number.
485
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,122
Okay.
486
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,690
Do you have a pen?
487
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:26,731
All right.
488
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:28,066
Plug it in.
489
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,402
Huh?
490
00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:32,604
Hello.
491
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,440
Unbelievable.
492
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,826
President Hagemeyer, have you
come to meet my new roommate,
493
00:19:38,509 --> 00:19:40,811
Sheldon, you can't have
a mainframe in your dorm.
494
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,318
Actually, there's
no rule against it.
495
00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:44,482
I can't have a
candle, a microwave,
496
00:19:44,549 --> 00:19:47,352
a hot plate, a coffee maker,
a toaster or a waterbed.
497
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:48,730
But there's nothing
against a mainframe.
498
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:51,088
Well, I'm the president
of the university
499
00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:52,990
and I'm telling you you can't.
500
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:56,161
You're just trying to
sabotage our project
501
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,997
because you know we're
gonna beat you to market.
502
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,832
Sheldon, plug it in.
503
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,615
There really should
be a rule against this.
504
00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:26,458
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505
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