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Holy Mary, mother of God. There's gold everywhere.

Did you hear that, Francesca? Gold!

Shit, bodies everywhere. A massacre, we have to get out.

Francesca? Where are you?

We have to leave, do you hear me?

Get out of the tunnel.

Francesca, go North.

Stay there, I'm on my way.

Here, take this. That's the treasure.

They're everywhere. Run for it. I'll see you at Pedro's or in Paris.

Not at your place, not with that dumb Brigitte.

Don't do anything foolish.

Just go.

I'm a friend of the Aztecs.

St-Ouen, suburbian Paris, one week later.

Having fun?

I said: having fun?

It's so hot.

Fine.

Francis. Are you back?

I'm happy to see you again. You're looking good.

You think so? Well, I'm exhausted.

All the travelling...

being on the plane in that heat, sitting next to someone who...

You're not OK? -No, I'm not.

Because of him? -Yeah.

I can imagine.

Don't worry too much about it. I'm here now.

Remember: call me if anything's wrong.

I'm so glad. -Me too.

What's that?

Surprise! I didn't forget your birthday.

A present? For me?

This is heavy.

Don't sell it, OK?

I said don't sell it. Because... it's worth a lot.

Emotional value, that's it. We found it lying on the ground.

It's Mexican art.

We've found it near a temple during one of our trips.

It's at least 200,000 years old. -You shouldn't have.

You OK, L�on? -Lick it.

But L�on... -Lick it!

Lick it.

You just got here and already you're after my wife's ass.

I'm fed up.

I can't hear you.

That's better. -Leave him alone, he's tired.

Too tired to touch you? None of your business? Go make some food.

And? Does my wife turn you on?

What? Is it me you're after?

Do you want me? -Stop it.

Is it me you want? -Please, stop it.

Stop it, I'm exhausted.

Let me through.

Stop it.

Come on. -No, I won't. Not now.

Tell me about love.

I can't.

Tell me about love.

Tell me sweet nothings,

your most beautiful words

never tire my heart.

May you forever

repeat these beautiful words.

I love you

Firty Fag.

Watch it, you.

Watch it.

Watch it.

This means trouble.

This means trouble.

I'm warning you.

Asshole.

Kiki.

Say, Kiki...

Where on earth are you?

Want to play hide and seek?

You'll have to play that game alone, mama is very tired.

Tired, tired.

This is Jeanne Resnais. I wanted to tell you how much you've hurt me...

...like that rabbit means the world to you...

...call me, you know I could do something stupid...

What's wrong? -Nothing.

It's Mexican art. -Lovely. Beautiful colours.

Yes, very nice colours.

Is this for your stupid collection?

It's nothing, it's ugly. It was a birthday gift.

Ah, your birthday.

Every day is one's birthday.

Has he been giving you shit like this all along to lick your tits?

What the... -Having fun in the toilets?

We've known him for years... -And he's always pissed on my toilet.

And he's been licking you forever too when I was asleep. I've had enough.

My little Francis, are you OK?

Give me the slut named Brigitte. -Stop that.

She can't come? Too busy sucking your cock, eh? Is she a good cocksucker?

Now put her on.

Stop it. What have I done to you?

What have I done? Yeah right.

Francis is just a friend. Besides, he's gay.

He's a fag, that's all. Shut up.

Shut up. Francis can kiss my ass.

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Damnit.

Francesca, it's me. I'm with professor Gonzalez.

For a thousand years my people have been looking for the artifact you have.

Il Vibro, The Dance of La Muerte.

Don't break the artifact. The Vibro is inside.

You didn't give it to Brigitte, did you?

This is going to mean trouble, I warned you.

Fridge.

Fridge.

Fridge.

Hello, who's there?

Is it you, Francis?

They've killed my Kiki.

I don't care. Piss off.

My Kiki.

Hello. I'm Brigitte and I'm a hooker.

Want to come and lick me in the toilet, just like yesterday?

Give it back. I need her.

Give it back to me.

Do you want her? Do you?

Give it. Where do you want her? Here, there?

Stop it. -Where do you want her?

It wasn't me.

Jesus, I need to get a grip.

I need to get a grip, damnit.

Go get him.

What's happening?

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what it is. I swear.

Really, I don't know what it's for. Calm down.

You don't know what this is? I knew it.

I'll blow your brains out. Both of you.

Bitch, slut, tramp.

Stop it or I'll kill you.

Wanna play? Is that want you want?

OK, let's play.

Slaughter.

Not you.

No...L�on...

Not my L�on.

No, not my L�on.

Leave me alone, let me go.

It's your fault L�on is dead.

Because of your damn artifact.

Why did you give it to me?

It's your fault that he's dead.

Go. Go away you bastard.

L�on, hey. Come here.

We have to get out of here.

Will you shut up now?

Playtime's over.

Brigitte, are you listening to me?

L�on is gone.

You just try and beat me. Slut.

I'll take you all with me when I go.

I am Vibroboy!

Vibroboy?

Well well, the little slut doesn't know what this is?

Oh damn, damn, god damn.

Our fag.

Titi.

Wow. This means business.

Say, little slut you still don't know what this is for then?

Let's ask the faggot.

That way. Off to that ass-licking fucker.

I'll make you feel the joy of agony.

Help. Francis, open up.

L�on's gone insane. He'll kill us.

Have mercy, open up.

He'll fuck me to death. He's insane.

Hello, I'm Brigitte.

I'm a hooker, please open the door.

You know, Vibroboy really could fuck her to death.

Francis...

I'm in pain. Why are you going to kill me?

He's over there. I'm in pain.

Do it.

Welcome to Vibroland, girl.

It's all over, girl.

Vibroboy is taking you on a trip through the night.

The big leap into the unknown.

But first complete bliss.

Pull down your pants.

Your panties.

Oh shit.

Are you going to pull down those pants or what?