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CDs I put it down CDs I put it down

CDs I put it down Okay there it is.

Show me the A's there's your dollar

ha there's no way you can lose it

this game this is a poorly shell game

all you got to do is find the red ball

Jose Feliciano Stevie Wonder Ray Charles have one

I could make this game and easier for you

if I pointed to it now which one do you want to

you want to hop on too far you want to get in on some of this

I'm here to give away your eyebrows

oh man what are you doing?

License? License yeah

y'all leave him alone. All right,

there's plenty of room for everybody.

Okay, no foul look here. Okay, any of these games is gonna get you to Hong Kong

This is our street you're gonna have to move along

no no not see like

this. America. See free

enterprise supply side

Reaganomics life's work is your work

around the fitness can somebody screw somebody

out of a buck with a twist?

Break it up. You're all under arrest

and distract

Thanks for saving my ass so cold.

I had to do something to keep warm. Jake.

I know you get a car. Let's get out of town.

Hi the invoice on the wagon.

Hi.

You have a couple of cars that need to be driven.

Yeah, I've got a Volkswagen and a Cadillac.

Great, great. Great. Where are they going?

Folks wagons go into Fargo North Dakota

provided the blizzard lifts up out there

no that's not us. What about the Caddy?

Palm Beach? Yeah, all right.

He's promised one of my regular drivers. Oh analysts

you know I bet that behind

those glasses You're a kook

Come on. Come over here for a second.

Oh honey.

Make me Wow Ali McGraw

gently and better behind me so

here's your fish.

You got little pet names for him?

But you do yeah

tell you what I'm gonna do see Peabody here.

Sam I'm going to eat every single one of these fish

unless we get that kinetic patch on everyone

pain body is in sushi heaven

so we're going south or what?

You can have the Cadillac

fish okay

getting hot

I know I love it.

I was born to be hot.

Cold weather shrinks my nick in the summer take a shower.

I got underarms help

you guys, what are you doing?

Are you get to your potential guests.

My name is Jake with reporting

what state are we in? You're in God.

Yeah. I told you

I had an uncle who was a waiter in Palm Beach

and he told me like people throw these fabulous parties.

They get shrimp the size of a bull fall

and they like don't even even business like nibble a little bit

Wow. All no women here beautiful. You know why? Because Florida looks like the look at the map and looks like a big fish out there. It's great. Hey,

man. Let's see what the rich and filthy are doing a bet they're having a party ain't got nothing else to do.

In 1636, Bayshore we're here. Marquis Carcer

not to scratch

it's pretty heavy. Yeah,

I'm gonna go with the sunglasses I think So

hi, how you doing? Fine. Duncan was parties. Once the dirty spice party. They give it every year. It's the anniversary rounds. Around and around

Hello. Hello. Hello. Nice to see how do you do? You know we new round and he was one of the funniest and brightest minds of his generation without

question. Yeah.

Where did you know Raul? New York, New York. You knew our dog in New York

gentlemen, I'd like to discuss a unique business opportunity with you.

I make it a point not to discuss businesses social functions.

Okay, what about posting

but get a grip on yourself. There's money here. We're not leaving without right

right off the highway. I'm going low

Hey, como estas de como Stan. What's happening? Down Are these real? Did you get this for that time? You love this pitch on? Something like that? Go

for it. I mean, it's just a ballpark figure. Are you in the army? Navy?

Oh, yeah. be all that you can be. It's not just the job and all that shit. happening. This is son. No, he's He's my nephew. I think he looks Iranian

to me. You know, my sister Maria. She married this Iranian guy. And they are hairy son of a bitches. You know what I mean? I mean, they got hair on

their chest on their back on their bonds. We're talking Winnie the Pooh. We're talking Chewbacca, you know, Star Wars. Remember that? And then

Cornelia throws a drink all over the Kimberleys de la Renta. Kimberly had a fifth. They made up later at the disco. But that coconut grove gang, they

can really fight.

Yep, sounds like a lot of fun. Or you should have a car. Okay. Got my phone call. What do you think about this business proposition? Half a million

dollars in it for you.

Oh, thank God. You know, I never deal in small amounts. I get some more dreams

Hello Are you by any chance single? You mean like not married single? Nevermind. I'm sorry. Forgive me. No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, that's okay. It's okay. Because I am saying I don't even

know you. I mean. Where are you? Printed the dirt and spice?

Oh, yeah. And Rob's

great talk yeah, yeah. Olivia gray

let me know

Hi, honey, where you've been? Stroke where you will leave me alone. God does that girl love me

this woman says to a white girl. She's got a business deal with hacker one. There goes our car. I don't you should have returned it. So it's a little

overdue. A little overdue six weeks

like a library book. You know the worst they do this and a note to

Jake gets a Cadillac. What are we gonna do for transportation now?

Hey, doing any left or something? Yeah, as a matter of fact, we do but we live kind of far to town.

Why don't we go over to my place?

Yeah, we'd love to get climb on it. Oh man my legs are killing me after a long drive my underwear starts crawling up my ass so I gather that the

daddy doesn't deliver pizza for a living you know my end the Lord's lives in a house like this in Beverly Hills on Tuesdays and Thursdays so what's

with our candles? You real Catholic or something? Steady

you've been waiting for Kids Are you married?

No, but I hope to be use your room

well, you have a good time goodnight

okay great very good guys

okay

first position, though I mean first Don't laugh. Second position Put your arms down. That's it. That's it. That's it gone out and play

I'll show you around. You see I need investors. I need money. I need your money. Yeah, Mr. Jig? I don't think you understand here. You see I have

this school. And I I need more teachers. I need immediate immediate funds. Yeah,

right. See, I thought you were an heiress. Hi,

I am. The problem is I can't get my hands on it unless they get married.

People marry for money all the time.

No, people do not always have to marry one of these Palm Beach jerks. My uncle, he's got to approve of my choice. Now the only person that he's

going to approve of is somebody that he thinks is one of these so called perfect gentleman. So what's the problem? Their problem is that there's

this certain developer who's going to turn this place into condos. I have to get my hands on that money in 30 days.

He sounds like a swell guy. I'd love to meet this prince. Here's your chance

for the other night, come on. I know you're having your period. But what's the big deal about this condominium to me maybe a few that I want I can

wait all day all night and all afternoon Ernie but you've only got 30 days Ciao baby

do us a couple extra hands on his ranch man

oh I sure could

you always liked my style

Okay, okay, I got I got it. Here it is chance to answer in the second at Aqueduct six and a half for long pocket

oops. Can I tell you so? I'm interested in Can I tell you something? Great.

Bye

we all put our hands on a cooper wax job.

Hey man, this is the largest pimple they may come. I'm up to your stupid little joke it was only a cue I have nothing to each other medica

Troy look these make great frisbees

Can I talk to you

can I tell

I'm miserable I can't spend another evening that way. I'm sunk. lectricity has been off for a month. They're gonna disconnect the phone okay. I'm glad

you feel this way. Marry me. You'll get the money. We'll get divorced

you can't my Uncle Jake. You can't pass as a gentleman. You can't even pass the butter on come on down

Jake, I think you're great. You got to drop that line of thought. You understand?

Oh, yeah, I understand.

Hey, man, you're gonna give me a heart attack. What's your problem here, man?

I blew it. You blew who? Know the thing with Olivia. I blew it. Oh. But what did she say man? She said I didn't have any class.

She's right. You don't?

To me you mound down. This is the first time in my life. I'm serious about somebody. Whoa.

I think Jay Jay, Jay,

you just stay right there. Let old uncle barn give you a lifetime's worth of experience in chasing pussy. You know what your problem is? Your problem

is, you don't know how to talk to women. Well, I'll take that back. Your problem is you talk to women. Now listen, do you think Elvis ever had to

say diddly squat to get laid? Now? All he had to do was golf. That's all

you need help? You need professional help.

And you need hemily

Write him What's up Emily?

Emily, the lady the teachers had a good call.

I see. You mean Emily posts?

Yeah, you know, she'll teach you a word for to use the proper soup spoon. This bitch basically makes a living out of showing people how to put shit

in and out of their mouth. Look, I'm gonna let my fingers do the walking for you. You need you need to go to charm school. I'm not going to charm

school.

What? You're not going to charm school. Fine, but I'll tell you what's going to happen. In a couple of weeks some rich schmuck is going to be

stooping your girl

I got an idea. Charm School. I like it.

Great. And I'll tell you what, I'll go with you. And you know hey, I don't need no fucking manners

Okay, promise me that you won't get married until you see me again. You don't knock oh no the crisis promise me okay

I've been in the cave before The days only a spa where's this place Chill out man to see this place is to love this place. Okay, through the Koran

and through the woods

Hey, I read this Wait a minute. This is this is the jungle safari right in Disneyland and right up here there's some hippopotamuses whitewash keep

your eye open see open these ways kind of a me through the rain through the corral and through the chair

Phelps No, I'm humping the butler. Who's fucking the mate if you don't stay clean, but jungle will move in and take you over

yeah

over there

get your notice got no chin

What do you want?

Is this the Phelps Institute?

Why we are you any money?

Wait a minute. This is the charm school, isn't it?

Cool. You

are Mr. Bateman. This is my associate Mr. Bernier, he spoke to you on the phone.

Oh. Are you alone? I'm not kidding.

On behalf of Colonel Phelps, who has been detained, and myself, I'd like to welcome you students of the winter session of the Phelps Institute of

EtherCAT. In the days to come, we will learn that armed without a cat, we can take our social fences with cool heads and confident hearts. Now I

think at this time, it might be instructive if we all introduced ourselves. Who'd like to start? I would. Mr.

Bateman, I'm Jake Bateman. I just want to say I'm here because I have no one else that I can turn to. I feel like I share a common bond with each

and every one of you. With you, sir. With you. And you sir. And he didn't you okay. So I just want this to be really up thing for all of us. And

let's get started. Okay.

Hi, everybody. My name is Eddie Eddie. Lipschitz the only reason I came here is because my mother's new boyfriend said I couldn't stay in her

bedroom anymore. I thought if I came to charm school maybe there was a chance Well, I figured there might be a possibility I figured that perhaps

I may be able to get laid huh I thought so. Should lips

my friend we have seen in my country title that does not rim the goose strokes to God.

This is America we don't know goat stroke in here you sheep wearing fg

This is not a shoot and I am what I forget. My name is Roy. Raj mustache.

Hey, do you mind if we just call you Roy Raja?

You may call me Lion of Kashmir.

And you may call me the Boehner of East LA,

my friend. You must learn to respect the Hindu people

respect Alaba Hindus what's not the like? Candy were a movie her. This man was macho. He defeated the British Empire with like 1,000,007 11 workers.

Excuse me it was it wasn't quite like that. Let's go to someone else

would you like to join us for a while? My name is Shelley. I've just spent 15 years in prison and they feel it's important that I readjust to society.

Oh, yeah. Were you in for he said I killed my parents. And my little brother Joey

with an axe. That's really all you must have been and I was

okay, that's it. But not thrilled to be with you people in the first place. Okay. I'm officer why I'm here because my precinct captain thought that

four brutality convictions and three chokehold violation meant that I had an attitude problem. I do not have an attitude problem. Don't fuck with me

personally, I don't think you've ever been fun with

maybe my luck's about to change.

Easy lady, or what? underarms? Yeah, my name is Barney Bonaire. And I'm here with Jake see, because like we met this girl and he's trying to nail

her but I mean he he cares for her. Sure he wants to fuck her but he cares for her. Look, I'm just with him.

The kernel has arrived met him

ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to my husband, Colonel Phelps. And

I've had rather a bad day at the track in Miami. As a result of my little debt I've agreed to in Rome this is an entity of GA and her unborn child

Giuseppe is fit into our little institute here to teach them the finer aspects of social intercourse NO NO NO anybody teaches or any kind of

intercourse ends up in the trunk of a car now you got it wrong gentlemen Sam cannon you have to do the right thing otherwise are we decorate this

fucking dump with your fingers? You got it? I'll be back in a week give me Pisco come on planted that's you're allowed to show your your your car and

then when I said okay

oh great. You put on MTV.

Important In fact, you are all the stars this evening. Some of you may have noticed that the colonel and I did not join you for dinner because Colonel

Phelps had placed himself in strategic positions and was videotaping the entire episode. You remember the first course at the end of this week? You

will not only know the meaning of the word espousal, but you will also know how to eat them

and you're hungry Yes sir. Is that delicious?

Hey, what's that? It's a snail

I couldn't give you a quite a simple test during the soup course. I put a fly in each bowl

Hey, what's your problem?

Me Problem

hold it hold it that's not another snail is it? No it's fine

there is a right way and a wrong way to eat fish wrong

your Mombasa blowfish you're gonna get it now did I tell you that they've come around my neighborhood no more

cut your balls off man to fish or balls

oh you would like to disco Of course. Okay you just my girl wants to party all the time, buddy all the time, buddy.

party all the time party all the time party. Oh. Oh, oh. I would like to have a cigarette. But your

lessons begin tomorrow. I want you to go upstairs. Lights out in five minutes and no more talking

you okay, I really gotta go back. Just relax. Try not to think about Niagara Falls only been there a couple of pages.

Excuse me, my friends. Why are there two toilets in the bathroom?

It's a bad day you asshole.

Jesus, somebody took a dump in the day.

Good No.

PAGE 38 Edie?

mustn't be intimidated by your cat tearing.

The rule of thumb is to start from the outside

and work your way inwards you see, it's very simple.

Unless your soup course is served after the fish course

in which case you have to place the fishbowl and the fish knife on the outside

and the soup spoon to the left of the fish knife

and the salad fork to the right of the fish book.

Now, supposing you are giving a dinner party

and you have decided to serve

also may followed by shrimp and ASPEC

and then truffled gross.

It's only then that your wretched chef comes to you

and says he has changed the whole thing to Pate,

asparagus and lobster thermidor.

What are you going to do?

slap them. Ready?

Steady. Go.

here man. You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Oh

you see the real not only knows the name

of the great and the Yeah,

but also the region.

Why don't we start with you Edward.

This is an excellent white wine.

Skid Row area fifth and main Los Angeles.

St. Jude's Catholic communion wine

They sold this fucking way before it's time

Jonestown

this one is free

can we settle down now please can we just stop rocking now,

writing thank you notes etc is a social skill

that simply must be mastered now,

may I hear what you have written?

Dear Mr. And Mrs. McGregor Scott,

Congratulations on the wedding of your daughter candy.

It must be a relief to have the little bitch off your hands.

Dear Laura, I was relieved to hear you only gave me the clap.

Nowadays it is refreshing to meet a girl with curable diseases

I'm sorry about your husband's tragic death.

I hope it doesn't affect the size of your firm and humongous breasts.

Having fun yet.

I don't know about this place. I don't think we stand

back complaining. Look these people

are gonna handle Livi over to you on a silver platter.

I don't know there's something real weird about that Colonel.

You mean he's not a real Colonel?

Oh I'm popping a boner

Joker joking you're joking away

Goya the Third of May

honest man, I didn't know that was your sister.

Please don't be disrespectful

Raphael Pompeo, the 10th with his nephews.

Hey relax, Uncle Leo.

We got this up pops are US

San Sebastian

Polish archery lessons

your stitches too tight

Wow, this is great man.

I think I saw it on Hogan's Heroes thing

Hey Jake, you hit a dog back there you realize

that you can shit all over the fender.

Yeah, but we got to be sure

makes her sleep. Hey

we're gonna stick to this Colonel he knows something

as the hernia

Well, Well well well.

I was wondering when you boys were going to come out of the bush?

How about a little champagne bomb

and champagne bring 3 glasses

bothered me I wouldn't help yourself.

I like that. Yes.

I like that. Oh, by the way.

Do Do you have any money to pay for this champagne

that I've just ordered? No. No,

I didn't think you did. Neither do I?

I'm not gonna let that stop us. Are we?

Yeah, is the two of America's greatest unsung heroes.

I guess we all hear about the wretched hostages

aboard the aircraft held captive by the Arab swine

long after their liberation on national television.

Long after them deals and their guests shots on Johnny Carson.

What about you two lads

who volunteered to go in

and fly that empty airliner home to its rightful owners?

I mean, did they do that?

Under the various modules of the dusky savages guns?

Oh, sorry, this champion.

Muhammad you is what is the check?

These guys don't pay for drinks in my bar.

Kind of American you think

you're a genius.

Society was formed, I believe.

Maybe a century ago. They call themselves the Bavarian Illuminati.

There was no clubhouse.

Nothing but a pledge to a single sacred ideal.

Fuck them before they fuck you.

We begin our training tomorrow morning in earnest

chemistry training in the Magic Art

of what really makes a gentleman

welcome to my private little inner sanctum.

Try as you might.

My wife has never been able to find the key.

The morning update. Little ritual.

Go go in. build out

check that out a PhD from Harvard.

Wow.

Is that still there? I had this damn bank manager out the other day

pestering me about house payments,

an alumnus of the old crimson

he gave me a six month extension on my lead people.

I'm trying to unload a useless bit of swamp land on a gullible neighbor,

but something my wife inherited.

He made his money in engineering. MIT.

Do you have one of those from every school?

I do the ones that matter.

Dabei The ones that matter and

the complete set of neckties cost $12.

A tie for eternity pins and rings easily obtainable from any local pawn shop cost $1.

The diplomas are easily obtainable from a mail order house in Canton, Oklahoma.

Thus, for a total outlay of $212,

the dedicated Luminati can equip himself

with full academic credentials for any social or business situation.

I cannot overemphasize the importance of education to you boy.

Amongst the very wealthy dogs are considered indispensable companions

but fashions change one man's

it's Gauguin's the next it's a Ketos of distinction,

keep abreast, always carry a photograph of the most fashionable breed

and display it at parties.

And talking about photographs Bernardo,

how would you like to embrace the princess? Hello,

why not?

If you're going to Palm Beach,

we better arm you to the teeth

hope you enjoyed it.

Not I'm not going to it's my birthday.

Thank you

well $650 at a bad night's work.

How are we going to solve this little problem?

Allow me

Are you the maitre d Yes, I am.

I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Francis Murchison,

world renowned food critic for The Paris Tribune.

Nice to meet you. Okay.

He loved the meal of course he did.

Ah

he's probably going to give it a very good review

although we thought it was a little expensive.

reviews don't mean a thing.

Thank you for stopping by.

Crude Jacob and imaginative

This is the finest most exclusive and expensive restaurant in Palm Beach.

It requires subtlety finesse.

This is an outrage

right this way

I assure you this is not us.

We deeply regret

to convince people that you're of that ilk.

Depth is out and patter. Is it Yeah.

How's that? simple really.

People are basically lazy. No stock broker is going to question your credentials

if you can throw in a few Wiltern phrases.

Now let's get back to IBM.

Another market is trading up so fast that you can't even buy

so it's evaporating on the upside.

Yes, that's right. It's

I think you know enough to handle the stock market,

but it's about that time that you should consider making

that urgent phone call before you blow the whole bloody thing

and any other trivial matter or is relying on native cutting.

And this Bartlett's familiar quotations

I never leave home without it.

I'm sorry. I told him to leave the teeter totters out of this straw.

If I were you, I'd say yes. Well, you've still got a swing set.

Now listen, I'm not a bad guy.

Come on. I mean, there was a time when you wanted me remember?

Well, it wasn't love. Okay, so loves out.

I'm talking marriage. Hey, how does that strike your fancy?

Four and a half carat? I just want to save my school.

Yeah. You mean like, if I gave you the school

you'd marry me.

You did it. I owe you the biggest one.

No, you are my hero.

Yeah, take your shot, which would be better for graduation.

Oh, right. We got to hip you to a new look party.

Give me your shirt. Look man sell many

Elvis Presley James Dean

click your heels You're a nice

talking to you when you want to see his mind

when you McLean's my boots

my island

planes islands many facts

Godspeed 3364

Well done filosofia

well well thank you

thank you

it's the right

thing I now pronounce you

members of the Order of the esteemed Bavarian Illuminati

you may rise naturally

but one last thing

the secret side repeat after me

I don't forget it. Sometimes the secret side

is all that stands between life and you know what?

Debt worse? Peeps social embarrassment

three died

Hello there judge I didn't expect to see you until tomorrow.

Well, I'm a little late because I've got something on my mind.

Let me guess.

Olivia, your parents put a big responsibility on me.

Now I'm not the one to pass judgment on other people

oh come on, despite by profession,

but I want to make sure that the man you marry is the right one

this weekend the house is going to be full of right ones

just pick one of them and I promise

I'll do all I can to take over your school

what's my choice drove by Nebras

good bloodlines

sure there are some gentlemen here to sue

my very good friends Wow.

Jake Bernie everything is as you as we have my daughter's

WE HAVE MY DEMONS

everything is right

you're saving my life thanks a lot.

Oh good luck to you bye for cassava

Jesus is great don't move

with an arrow right through the middle of the heart

there is a space for your name

that I can always and I believe

she brought the little one

excuse me

who left the kiddie car in the driveway?

What are you doing here?

Are you out of state?

This is a roller coaster ride. Get it?

Nobody gets off till I say

Judge. Ah, I want to introduce you to Jake

Bateman. Your Honor. Sorry my man was unable to RSVP

we were on Safari. Just put us anyplace

it'll be fine.

I don't recall inviting anyone named Mr. Bateman as a friend of yours.

Rob Sperry Mr. Bateman's luggage. I

don't know him for do we know him?

Well, he certainly knows Olivia.

I distinctly remember thinking of Bateman on the guestlist

there's the Boston Batemans too.

RSD Baltimore Bethmann Baltimore has Buttman

no maintenance no food for the hell

you may eat in the kitchen if you like kitchens right over there.

So release that shrimp.

Hey, you guys like puppets.

Watch this.

Back here. Okay, back there. Okay, thank you.

Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you

thank the American American back. Yeah.

Okay

hi

youtube

now this is incredible.

Isn't that a Pomeranian well yes it is.

I have a very similar dog an Australian Shepherd.

We keep her at the summer cottage.

I do have a photo with me. There she is there Sparky.

Oh, how sweet.

Isn't that a picture of you with Prince Charles?

Oh, yeah, Charlie, you know, I told him to go with a Pomeranian

to win with an Irish setter trying to improve the political climate

I think Hello

DD MP

DD will you excuse me while I borrow Mr. Bateman?

Why sir?

See you did he? Right

How are you

soon I just got this.

Hello. Hi there. I've been looking everywhere for you

anywhere with fencing.

So I see Bateman isn't it?

And a Harvard

No. Oh,

but a Harvard Med fencing with a defenseless little girl.

You do fence with men don't you?

Why do you know any?

More perhaps you'd like to cross swords with me? Sometimes?

Certainly. Let's say tomorrow at dawn in the garden Duck.

Duck. When you're finished with your little friend.

I'll be waiting for you by the crack.

Fence Do you princelings

my life

is this bad lady squeezing your genitals?

Yes you know my aunt has a dog like that.

And like when my other aunt Sophia big fat lady comes over.

He just jumps on her leg right?

He begins to pump and pump and pump and his eyes are rolling back

and then he gets a satisfied look. And then she shakes her leg

and starches her nylons

that ever happened with this one

I don't get it you're gonna play with car antenna. No,

no, here they are. Here they are. Oh vaping your hair.

I was afraid you might not show

wishful thinking for the breasts. Let's go

that bad? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey, Greg, what is this? That's all right.

Let's see if I can handle this.

I thought I was the only one.

It was incomprehensible to me at the time

that they could change Darren XNB which like that.

That's right. That's right.

First it was Dick Yark

then it was Dixie Sargent.

You just don't change dicks midstream.

Yeah, you're right

Yeah, ah, well, the Inquisition is fine.

But what are you going to do if you're ever in my neighborhood

and subdued sticks a gun in your face?

I have a car phone.

Rare Just to find a woman that can just like,

you know, they feel like he has his cup around.

She's squawking about I think she insulted you.

Would you mind repeating that please? Oh, really?

Does anyone here speak maid?

I know exactly what she said.

See I'm fluent in several languages hunky being one of them.

What she said is that she's sorry for bumping into you

but she was up on last night with one of her eight kids

who has the whooping cough

No, no, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's okay

for this boy I think you owe me a lot more than just one

yes, yes.

We either

Well, it's it's a start

I can't let you go on with this. They're gonna kill you.

What a way to die

you got to stop. Oh no,

I'm not this

how did you learn to do that?

I had this babysitter was 12 years

no, no, no, no, not that that.

The fencing. Oh,

I can do anything.

So long as I'm doing it for you

so anyway, ended in a cross collateralization

and no one made a dime on the deal. Very funny.

Here's an old joke. Very popular on the floor of the market last year.

Is that where you made your money? Vaping No,

that's where I keep it.

I like your style. Are you joining us with skeet shoot?

Of course. Good.

Hey, look at the bright side.

Hell at least you wound up on a silver platter

now you want me to kill something?

A skeet? What the hell is escape?

It's like a Haitian only smaller

will you get real? What are we going to do?

Well first of all don't panic.

I make a phone call I got just the right person in mind.

Jay Who are we?

Who are we better woman

I don't know if they each or fuck yet

oh

damn sounds brutal isn't it?

Not really? Perhaps we should have used bigger steep

Oh

hurry hurry Sorry Just stay calm and remember what I told you.

No problem what what do you say

Well Bill Should we call it a day or

perhaps you'd like another poll

I'd love another call this time just to make it interesting.

I'm gonna shoot lefty for Paul

excuse me really great shooting isn't that

very good. What do you think strobe?

Yeah, yeah, nice. Not shooting

Thanks, pal

so the fellow said How long have you been wearing those slides?

Ever since my wife found them in the pocket of my car

what do you eat? What is this black shit?

That is expensive Russian caviar. Yeah.

That was like Pussy to me.

This remind you of a driving check it out.

I have no drivers the US Yeah. Vintage.

What do you think this about?

Yes, Chateau Margaux 63 trifle tannic

North Slope I believe, very perceptive

Don't mind me I've been working at Three Mile Island badman.

We've been talking and we're just a little bit curious.

Exactly what is it? You do?

Yes. What do you do? Exactly?

I'm not at liberty to say, Oh, come

now. Well, friends here.

We have nothing to hide. Isn't that right judge?

I must admit I'm a bit curious about it, Mr. Baker.

Well, if you insist Your Honor, all I can say is

that I'm a financial advisor to several important men.

I I do happen to have a photograph of one of my clients with me.

I want to transport look what I learned.

Armadale Summerdale. Rock Me Amadeus de Miguel,

go ahead, right. It's good. It's good to watch.

Amadeus Amadeus Rock Me Amadeus. You keep working out

I'll be back on my day or summer day.

Let's Rock Me Amadeus.

You go better than you fence.

Depends if my opponent decides to cheat or not.

Judge is your dance card.

Just empty?

My favorite dog lady hired Doran.

You got yourself another one. Huh?

Yeah. This is a shot day a Chinese dog.

Oh, hold? Is it three months? No,

I doubt it. Look at this dog.

It looks like it has a flat. You didn't mind it.

That's the way the dog is. Two dogs in here.

Don't abuse my dog.

Do you have any Vietnamese neighbors?

No, no. Well, look, if you ever do have some Vietnamese people moving next door to you.

Take my word for it. Take fluffy with you.

Or ask to come home.

Your dog will be missing a leg up

please, please you discuss.

Oh, I'm disgusting. Like I know my neighbors.

Like I've had four dogs this month.

Okay, I went over there and I asked him

I said hey, have you seen my dog?

And then we're picking their teeth.

Now we know what your dog look like.

They don't have like big juicy hind leg.

Oh, you're so atrocious. Oh fine. Fine.

I guess we're impels no more.

A general you want to get yourself a dog man.

Because a dog is a man's best friend.

I mean, after all, the first thing they do is they put their nose up your crotch

right can't get any friendlier than that.

Huh gotta try some Grecian formula to

your honor. I have the honor

Maestro Tango

see the conehead take them out

you owe me the Kerrigan

then you owe me

are you

You never been so humiliated.

No my life. Oh sure you have centermost

I consider this unacceptable behavior from gentleman.

I don't remake Some attempt to settle this.

I suggest you compete against one another in a game of cross cuts.

I doubt if he plays cross courts.

It's my middle name done

then you'll excuse me

what the hell is cross courts?

Now let me talk about flying seriously

because I know you're getting pissed off and as well you should.

But look by flying is whenever I get in an airline

I don't understand the safety regulations.

They're bullshit. Like I've been in airplanes where they actually tell you ladies and gentlemen,

in case of an emergency, please place your head between your legs.

Who are they bullshitting if I could do that?

I'd never leave the house

what

oh I came as quickly as I could have

sure I had to look high and load find the right equipment.

I haven't played cross court in 20 years.

What the hell is it? Well, it's the most archaic and

esoteric game in the whole world it dates back to the Rene sores

I mean they're only watch the seven courts in the whole world

can you teach us to play

well how do my best we will have to find a third player for the actual match?

Because I got a game game leg

don't worry about it. I'll call somebody who you're going to call

I don't know but whoever it is, it'll be collect relax

but you're making me nervous.

Okay, we're Scott they'll be here once again.

Now how does that go? It's not whether you win or you lose wait

a minute wait a minute. Once you get here.

game will be played to seven cheeky?

Spend the first ball

have a bitch tomorrow

no NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW.

Your Honor. I demand an immediate cheeky challenge

Bialy judgment and Scrum reversal

Your Honor. I just want to kick him in the nuts one time Stan

was from Challenge Accepted

like yeah

right ready

Hey, what are we looking for stupid?

Hey. Oh, yeah,

Ally judgment sustain.

Good judgment Good call.

Here we try to spin the next ball.

Hey this penalty stuff's not so bad

Oh, O Olli. Surely a hedgehog,

hedgehog Brandon

thank you

hey Spartacus, what are you in for?

cheated? They made me cheat.

Your friends are allowed.

lewd course sportsmen have been penalized

I don't be so hard on those guys.

They're my pals. They're just social climate that's all they're trying to use all this stuff

we learned in charm school

I gotta tell you something not

no throw not during the game.

charlatan ballsy.

Yeah, our visa. Your little geek friend from charm school

spilled the proverbial beans.

Honorable spectators.

Something terrible has happened today.

And we may never recover.

These men are imposters fakes fraud

don't tell me Viale right this way

thank you

Olivia your mind

looked fine. How do you feel fine.

I just don't remember where I parked my car.

You'll be great. Oh hello

so nice of you to come away from when that tough that's terrific.

Hello. This isn't Buffy

ha Where's Buffy?

Oh why so nice to see you

oh are you oh by the way sit down joy.

I don't know who these people are your honor.

Oh you never get here to the victor go the spoils

I suppose

Hi

All right hold on right there this parking is for clergy only.

But I am clergy Yeah. And I'm the Easter Bunny

Come on. Let me see your badge edge

they don't they don't get us badges.

Well let me hear you say hallelujah

you're nervous. Let's go.

Now you have the right to remain silent

anything you say maybe how to get you in a court of law.

I love my job

this is without a doubt

the happiest day of my life

trouble already just right

they're all every one of them chain

Dearly beloved and those of you we do not care too much for

we are gathered here today to join this major stallion

in this frail flower in Holly mantra alimony

if there is anyone here who feels these two should not be married

Speak now or forever hold your hands on your pieces

during please

stroke stroke now why do you making a scene?

Find your car late right? I know pronounce you man and wife

You may kiss the bride

don't freeze up on me now

that's the biggest social event of the year

everyone you know and see

the nurse near your friends

man hit him I mean it's okay with you.

Damn right it is your parents wanted you to marry the right man.

I think they'd be happy I got at the sweet at the holiday year

we got a big water bill. Are we gonna make waves all Yes.

Who made promises to me you're gonna fulfill all those illegal acts

yes if we need farm animal for use them to.

Congratulations. You're all right, Your Honor. I know.

You're okay. You'll make me happy.

Right? You're nuts.

Stop this. You know my wife not even a woman. There's my wife.

Oh contraire I am your woman

oh wait oh you got the wrong guy

Hey on Barney

seems like everybody's getting made

but me girls

Hi Barney rock up as long as I have a face

you'll have a place to sit

let's get out of the trenches

name wouldn't be Phelps by any chance

I bet this week Stan held

Well well well

I thought this smacked of your work

well, the boys were very apt pupils

another season

down through the countless ages

you'll find it everywhere.

Telling you man everywhere somebody's making good wages.

Somebody wants to rolls her eyes.

She hates him strongly.

She makes him he'll fall for me

the three finger

doesn't make much money

commerce some judge who makes nice funny says

new way six curves

you can put a nice man like me in jail.

For the New York it's cheaper than make.

Amana here. Can you believe the flag twist

that muscle ticking away into some jumper cable

and TV

just make clear place for singer Mr Springsteen

through the countless ages

you'll find that everywhere telling

you man everywhere somebody's making good wages

somebody wants her shirt and rolls her eyes

she hates him strudel

she makes all the install

he'll fall for me

doesn't make much money

finds mouse and farmers

some judgment makes nice funny sad says

new phase six

you already put a nice man like me in jail

with a New York it's cheaper

got some weird food here god damn what is this?

Is this some kind of nuclear crabs boy

but these can eat your balls Allah.

Allah she will take these away from your dig

and check it out.