Original subtitles

We've got to steam up, you put the dream up.

Big rivers calling you, listen to my friend.

Follow that river, that mighty river, there's real adventure around every bend.

Hear that whistle blow, see that paddle go.

Who knows what we're heading toward?

That Mississippi, she is a mystery, she's just a-waitin' there to be explored.

Go get your gear, mate, we'll meet you here, mate.

And that chow, pump up aboard.

Children are so late, what could have happened to them?

Now don't worry, Mrs. Thatcher, they'll be along any minute.

And I know the boys will take care of Becky.

Tom!

Huck!

I don't see why we had to come this way.

Because it's a shortcut, Becky.

You said you wanted to get home quick because you might be worried.

See that old headstone, Becky?

That's where me and Huck signed and Joe killed Dr. Robinson.

Injun Joe swore he'd do the same thing to us for telling on him.

Just before he escaped from court.

Oh, don't even say that.

Oh, Injun Joe's downriver by now.

Oh, I'm not staying in this awful place another second.

It's Injun Joe!

I'll find you!

This way!

No!

That way!

I'll find you!

No matter where you go, I'll find you!

It ain't here, your majesty!

Well, think, man!

Where did you put it?

Think!

It don't do any good, your majesty.

Have you looked in the briar patch?

I'd have to be six kinds of an idiot to ever put it there.

Well, that's the first place you should have looked.

It ain't there either.

Keep looking!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there!

It's in there?

That was quick, Grogan!

That's an atrocities!

If I can even get it out of there on my own-

That's no ordinary stick you've lost, Grogan!

That's our magic shillelagh while the gallantexpansion of dpents ongetting it back.

And don't think I know it, your majesty!

Me the custodian of it.

Farmer custodian.

You're taking away me job?

If there's no shillelagh, there's nothing to custode.

You better find it, Grogan, or it's out of the forest with you.

Vanished?

Forever?

At the very minimum.

Tom, I can't walk another step.

But Becky, we can't rest until we find something to eat.

I'm too tired to eat.

I'm too hungry to rest.

All right, Becky.

You stay here while me and Huck scout around.

There must be someone living in this forest.

Now by retracing our steps, we're bound to locate it.

I remember it was right here

I warned you to watch out for this rock.

So you did, just before you tripped over it.

Look!

There it is!

The magic chaleli!

But Grogan, look what's next to it.

What do we do?

Maybe we can scare her off.

Good idea.

You start, Hoolahan.

She's getting ready to run.

Oh me, she's got the chaleli.

Louder!

We'll scare her into dropping it.

I had a frog in me loin.

Glory be.

What's going on here?

What are you doing?

Oh no you don't.

Who are you?

Just three insignificant little leprechauns, miss.

You can throw that stick away.

We're absolutely harmless.

I'd be glad to throw it away for you.

Never mind.

You were trying to scare me, weren't you?

Oh, perish the thought.

We were just having a bit of fun.

Well if you think scaring people is fun,

you can just go jump in a lake.

What happened?

Help!

Leprechauns can't swim!

Get us out of here!

Use the magic chaleli!

Magic chaleli?

Come out of the lake!

It is magic.

Begging your pardon, miss.

It belongs to us leprechauns.

I'm the king's special custodian of it.

You should have asked for it,

instead of acting like a pack of wild animals.

Here.

Thank you, lass.

Boko Grogan here will never forget you for this.

Come on, me pies.

Let's carry it back to the king.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

And there I was, surrounded by howling wolves,

growling bears, roaring lions.

But without twitching an eyelash,

I walked right up to the chaleli and...

Hello.

It's a female human being.

Stand back, or I'll turn you into a handful of dust.

No need for that, your majesty.

The colleen is a friend.

What do you mean, friend?

Well, the fact is, she rendered a bit of assistance

in locating the chaleli.

You mean she found it for you?

In a manner of speaking, yes.

In that case, I'm obliged to you, lass.

And as for you, Grogan, get out of the forest with you.

The next time anything happens to the chaleli,

now put it back in its rightful place

and make sure it stays there.

I'm still the custodian, and you're still me assistance.

Sure, happy now, we found the prize of every leprechaun.

We'll never be troubled again, again.

We'll never be troubled again, again.

You need never fear, while Grogan's here,

he'll always save the day.

The magic chaleli's here to stay.

Oh, it's a lovely day in Ireland.

The shamrock screen is greener now.

We'll never be troubled again, again.

We'll never be troubled again, again.

You need never fear, while Grogan's here,

he'll always save the day.

The magic chaleli's here to stay.

Come on and join us.

Come on and join us.

Come on and join us.

Psst, Grogan, you should be putting that chaleli away.

So I should.

You wait here, lass.

I'll be back in a jiffy,

and then we'll have a real celebration.

Da dee da dee da da dee da da dee da da da dee.

Where we going, Tom?

I don't know.

Don't seem to be a soul around here.

Don't move!

What do you want?

Money, gold, jewels.

I don't have anything.

Me neither.

We'll see about that.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Psst, not a sound out of you.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Did you see what he hid in the stamp, Borg?

That's what Narco's been looking for.

The leprechaun's magic chalet.

Now, up with you.

Hand it over.

Your Majesty!

Your Majesty!

Who's making all the racket while I'm trying to think?

The chalet, Your Majesty.

It's gone.

Again?

Grogan!

What happened?

It was stolen out of the hollow stump.

Oh, no.

Grogan!

Where do I get my hands on that incompetent, thick-skulled, blundering knucklehead?

You called me, Your Majesty?

The chalet is missing again.

Begging your pardon, sir, that's not so.

Seamus here saw it being taken.

That wasn't the chalet he saw.

What do you mean?

With my usual presence of mind, I put an ordinary stick in the stump.

The real article is hid somewhere else.

Grogan, sometimes you amaze me, but not very often.

Now, who was trying to steal the chalet?

Well, Your Majesty, it was...

It was one of her kind.

He was a boy, kind of skinny, with dark hair and wearing a flat brown hat.

Tom?

That's impossible.

Tom's no thief.

There's only one way to get to the truth.

Seamus, go after that boy and find out what he's up to.

Zarco is going to appreciate us when we give him the stick.

He better. Or, wait.

Suppose we don't give it to him.

You mean...

If we keep the stick, we've got the magic power.

There's nothing he can do about it.

Are you sure?

So, you are ready to turn against me?

Who are you?

We got that magic chalet for those men.

But you can have it.

Very generous.

You wish to see how it works?

Turn into lizards!

I said, turn into lizards!

This isn't it.

Where is the real one?

That's the only one there was.

One of you better tell me where it is.

Honest, we don't know.

All right, start walking.

Where are you going to take us?

Up ahead, there is a quicksand swamp.

While it's swallowing you up, you can decide if you want to talk.

Walk!

And it was the gypsies that forced the boys to steal the stick out of the stump.

Where are Tom and Huck now?

In terrible trouble.

The gypsy chief is tossing them into the quicksand swamp.

In a few short minutes, they'll be goners.

Your Majesty, you've got to do something.

Grogan, fetch me the shillelagh.

One magic shillelagh coming up.

I just remembered something.

What?

I forgot where I hid it.

Perhaps a little quicksand will refresh your memory.

It's right up ahead.

What, Huck?

Come back here!

When I catch you, it will be the finish of you!

What do we do now?

In here, quick!

Now, now, don't fret, lass.

I'll find the old magic shillelagh.

I've just got to do a little remembering.

Mr. Grogan, I don't think you remember anything at all.

You're just beating around the bush.

Bush? That's it!

It's right there, behind that bush.

Quiet now. Someone's approaching.

Achoo!

So, come out of there!

The magic stick!

I've got it!

Fall!

That's me magic shillelagh!

It works! With this power, I can do anything!

Come out here!

It's Tom and Huck!

You've got what you want. Why not let us go?

I'll let you go when I'm ready.

Go to the wagon. Move!

I wish to get out of here before those shifty little runts try to get this back.

Shifty little runts, indeed.

Mr. Grogan, he's taking Tom and Huck.

And the magic shillelagh, and my neck!

What are we going to do?

Oh, worra, worra, worra, worra.

Quick, into the wagon!

Quick, into the wagon!

You had to overdo it, Grogan.

Now you've scared the poor beasty into the water.

How will we get to the other side?

Quist, me mind is working on it.

Hey, Tom, there's just a bolt hole in the wagon.

We can't get out of here.

Hey, Tom, there's just a bolt hole in this.

Yeah, all we need is something to pry it open with.

Ready?

Ready?

Ready!

Graceful as a bird he is.

I knew they'd try something.

I'll get you off of there.

I know how to take care of you.

He's going to use magic on the little fella.

All right, now turn into a...

Open up!

I'll fix you for making me lose the chalet!

I'll fix you for making me lose the chalet!

Maybe I can wade in and reach it.

The undercurrent is too strong.

You'd fall and be carried over the falls.

Look!

There's our answer.

Let me help you.

There's not a second to lose.

Down you go, Mulvaney.

Brogan, we need you.

I'm coming.

Giddy up, laddie!

I can't reach it.

It's going to float past.

Stop immediately!

To the wagon, men!

Hey, wait for me!

Well, come over!

I'll get you out of here.

Come over!

Tom, Huck!

Are you all right?

Yeah, but it was mighty close.

If we hadn't have stopped when we did, we...

Hey, how did we happen to stop just like that?

Mr. Grogan did it.

All in a day's work, lads.

All in a day's work.

Thanks for the food, Mr. Grogan.

It should last us till we get out of the forest.

Hope you take good care of the shillelagh from now on.

Don't you worry, lass.

I've thought up a foolproof scheme to protect it from being stolen.

Look here.

I'll show you what I mean.

There.

How do you like it?

I'll show you.

I'll show you what I mean.

There.

How do you like that?

The magic shillelagh is tucked away among them imitations,

and no thievin' scoundrel could ever tell which one it is.

That's very clever.

How do you tell?

Why, I simply...

Oh, my goodness.

Goodbye, Mr. Grogan.

Top of the morning to you.

Thanks for everything.

We've got to steam up, you've got to dream up,

Big River's calling you, listen, my friend,

Follow that river, that mighty river,

There's real adventure round every bend.

Hear that whistle blow, see that paddle go,

Who knows what we're heading toward?

That Mississippi, she is a mystery,

She's just a-waitin' there to be explored,

Go get your gear, mate, with me, she'll hear you, mate,

We'll catch up and buckle up our gear.