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So...
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What time's the party?
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Oh, they'll be started early.
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Hoping relatives die off by nine.
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Free food? Fat chance.
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Vultures.
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I err, I texted Caroline.
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I'm not sure if
she's upset with me for...
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She understands.
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I could always pop in.
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My flight's not until...
No need, honestly.
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It's her engagement party.
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Ah, she'll be hammered.
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She won't even notice.
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Will you be okay here on those?
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I have Ant.
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And me.
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Main thing is
you look after yourself.
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You're happy in London.
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Right. I've a few bits to do, so...
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I've put a little bit
into your account
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just till you're
back on your feet.
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I'll pay you back.
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Ah.
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I won't walk you out.
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She's better off.
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Absolutely.
Totally.
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Much better off.
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Mmm.
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Can I make
anyone a cup of tea?
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And where would you do that?
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Nowhere.
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You look good.
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I mean you always do,
you jammy bastard.
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Remember that time you went
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straight to Aunty Ag's
birthday party
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from an all-nighter and
all she could talk about
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was how
handsome you looked?
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And she said I looked fat.
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I miss you.
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I miss you every day.
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No, sorry! It's way too nice.
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I'll swap you for,
oh, Saint Anthony,
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courtesy of Granny.
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She was a total pisshead,
by the way!
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You're not allowed
to lie on graves.
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Why?
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I'm not sure about this.
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Is it the font, or... ?
No, about tonight.
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The sex thing.
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I thought you wanted to.
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I do want to. It's just it can't be
anyone we know.
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But we've invited
everyone we know.
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Rory, it's our first time!
It should be special!
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I know!
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We should never see them again!
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No.
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Okay.
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Banner looks great.
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Ah. I just came to drop this.
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Hmm.
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Most women like flowers.
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Should I have brought flowers?
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What are you doing here?
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You're not answering my calls.
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I told you.
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I don't want
a serious relationship.
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I don't want
a serious relationship either!
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You said you were in love
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and you moved into my flat.
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Okay, that was a bit...
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But can we not just go back
to how it was before?
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You changed my life, Mina.
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You healed me.
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I am an acupuncturist.
It's what I do.
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But I don't want to have to
help people all of the time.
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Tom, you're a nice man.
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We have nice sex.
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But you have too much baggage.
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No, I don't!
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I mean, I did I think maybe.
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But, I mean, now...
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Sorry, carry on.
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It's too complicated.
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It doesn't have to be.
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It can be meaningless.
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It can just be meaningless,
casual sex.
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And you'd be happy with this?
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Yes.
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Are you sure?
Absolutely.
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Can it mean a little bit?
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Karen?
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Jesus! You frightened
the shite out of me!
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Are you trying
the dresses on?
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I can't fucking sell them
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if I don't know
what they're like on.
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What is it like on?
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Does it make me
arse look huge?
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I'm going back to London.
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I just came to say goodbye.
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What's in the bottle?
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Water.
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Oh. Can I have a swig?
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No.
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I fucking knew it.
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I knew it.
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Okay, look.
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There's a meeting in an hour.
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I'll change and we can...
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I'm not going
to a meeting drunk.
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I went to all my
meetings drunk
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for the first two years.
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Just came to say goodbye.
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Do you think that's a good idea?
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Everyone else does.
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What about your recovery?
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I've been drinking all week.
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Glass of wine here, vodka there.
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Didn't binge.
No one even noticed.
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Ah, yeah.
You just have to manage it.
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Except you can't
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because you're
a fucking alcoholic!
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Maybe it was just a phase.
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Says the girl with
the gin in the water bottle.
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Vodka, actually.
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It's one day at time for a reason.
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You fell off the wagon today
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It's okay.
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You get back up and
you start again tomorrow.
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You don't get to wipe the slate
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and start again whenever it suits.
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Some things you
don't get to do over.
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By the way, I didn't do
my moral inventory.
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Because it s bullshit!
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This is your mask, Shiv.
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This is how you face the world
because you're scared.
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It's not the real you.
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No offence, Karen,
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you don't know the real me.
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You're a weirdo
that I met in a room
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full of weirdos.
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In real life we'd
never even be friends.
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And yes, that dress does make
your arse look huge.
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You look fucking ridiculous.
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I need a pen.
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What is that, a novel, or...?
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Moral inventory.
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Are you a
high-functioning alcoholic?
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I'm a
low-functioning alcoholic.
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I'm a CEO.
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I wouldn't trust me
with the keys to a padlock,
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never mind a
multinational corporation,
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but, hey.
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I'm missing my sister's
engagement party.
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You can't miss your
sister s engagement party.
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It's family.
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- My family don't like me.
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They don't get a choice.
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I'm going to that party.
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Yes, you are!
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I'm gonna be the
best fucking guest there!
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Yes, you fucking are!
Yep.
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Yeah!
Mm-hmm.
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Mmm. You go, girl.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah. You go.
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I should probably call my sponsor.
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She's much better off in London.
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Yeah.
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Rory, you want to
take things slow
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but you've brought me to a room
full of relatives.
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It's a free bar. Come on.
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Would you like a drink?
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- You know, she was
drinking the whole time?
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No.
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I found gin bottle
stashed under the bed.
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Little ones.
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Like the ones that
I bought Mammy?
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What?
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If I could just have
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everyone's attention
for a moment.
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I just want to say a few words.
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When two young people
decide to tie the knot,
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it's always a happy occasion.
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What about her? She's pretty.
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That's my cousin Tara.
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It serves as a
reminder to us all
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that love and friendship
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and loyalty still
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do have a place in our world.
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What about the waiters?
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Or the waiter? Look, he's a ride.
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Oh, he smiled at me.
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And I can't think of
two people more committed
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to one another
than Rory and Caroline.
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We'd be doing
a threesome, yeah?
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So now...
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If you're comfortable with that.
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Yeah. Totally.
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If you could all
please raise your glasses
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to the happy couple to be.
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To the happy couple
to be!
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Will I ask him?
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I thought you were on a plane.
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Ah.
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Well, well.
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Look what the cat dragged in
on its way to London.
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Suppose you lost
another job, did you?
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No.
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But I did fuck my
boss's boyfriend.
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Oh, close your mouth, you old cow!
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So, you are drinking?
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Don't tell Mum, Aunty Rita.
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I'm in the bad books.
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Still no man, Shiv, no?
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Not really, Uncle Joe, no.
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Still an alcoholic?
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Nah.
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Where's Kirsten? Kristen?
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Inside.
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Do you wanna fuck?
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Have you been drinking?
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Jesus, Shiv.
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Sober Shiv Sheridan was never
really gonna work, was it?
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Look, I'm sorry about last week.
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My head was all over the place.
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I miss you.
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And I was thinking that
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if you're going back to London now
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if Kristen's here, maybe
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we could work something out,
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you know?
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Thought you had a
family to think about?
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I'm an artist, Shiv.
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I can't live some
conventional life.
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And neither can you.
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We're different.
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And the more
successful you become,
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you need people around you
who don't bullshit.
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You always tell me the truth.
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You want the truth?
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Always.
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I was in love with you.
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For years and years it was you.
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Because we have this thing.
It's big and it's messy.
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It's deep.
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I never understood why we
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couldn't just be in
a normal relationship,
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where you couldn't
just commit, and now I get it.
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I get it.
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It's because
you're a selfish prick,
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and a mediocre artist.
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Sorry, truth.
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Truth, ahem.
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Is that Shiv?
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Oh Jesus!
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Hello, hi!
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Hi. Can you all hear me?
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Yes!
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She's not gonna make a speech!
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I would like to make
a speech! CHEERING
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Oh, Shiv's making a speech.
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Shiv's here?
Yeah, and she is locked.
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Oh, fuck!
Mm-hmm.
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There they are! The happy couple!
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They've been
together since school.
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Now, I know, I know
what you're thinking
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fucking boring.
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But you're wrong.
They're an amazing couple.
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I mean, they can tell
each other anything,
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you know,
no matter how awkward
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you know,
no matter how awkward
or humiliating.
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or humiliating.
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You know, Rory,
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I've so much respect
for what you've been through.
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Yeah, I have.
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Does she seem drunk?
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Tom! Do something!
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What?
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Mum and Dad!
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They don't like me making speeches
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because they're worried
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I'm going to do
something embarrassing.
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So...
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Let's get that out of the way.
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Oh, my god.
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CHEERING & WHOOPING
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Oh, my Jesus.
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Whoo!
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See, I'm tired of bullshitting.
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I'm an alcoholic and
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I'm drunk.
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And this is my moral inventory
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where you write down
all the shitty things
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you've ever done and
then you tell someone
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like a confession.
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And then, then you recover, ha!
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LAUGHS As if!
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I mean, what does that
even mean, recovery, like?
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Like how are you
supposed to recover,
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you know,
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from life?
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How do you recover from
your husband telling you
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after 40 years that
he's met a reflexologist
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and he's in love with her?
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or how do you recover when your
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girlfriend bones a consultant
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and then proposes
to you out of guilt?
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What?
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How do you recover from being raped
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or molested or...
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or losing a kid?
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I can't listen to this.
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Or finding your brother,
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who you love more than anything
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in the whole world
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dead?
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Dead in his bed because
he didn't want to
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be here one more day.
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You know, I think,
given the circumstances
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that we are all in,
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is it any wonder
we reach for a drink?
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Or a reflexologist, you know?
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And then we just
keep on reaching,
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keep on reaching and reaching
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and I have destroyed my life.
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My mother's angry with me.
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She wants me to disappear,
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go back to London,
not be her problem anymore.
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I really don't blame her,
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because I'd like to disappear too.
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I'd like to get away from me too.
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I'd really like to forget
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every single disgusting thing
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that's in that book that I did.
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I did it, it makes
my skin crawl.
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I really want to
get away from me too.
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And that's why I drink.
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But I was sober for six months.
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I don't have a man
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and I don't have a job and I'm 35
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and I slept with a
pregnant woman's boyfriend
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But I didn't reach for a drink
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for a whole six months
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and, well,
that's something, huh?
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So, I just wanted to say...
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What was it I wanted to say?
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Oh yeah, ha!
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Happy anniversary!
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Shiv.
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Shiv, come on love. Come on.
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Oh.
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Cover her up.
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Come on.
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Too much for a first date?
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Rory, you coming?
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Is it true?
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What Shiv said?
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For god's sake, Rory,
she's hammered.
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You wanted to sleep
with other people too.
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Yeah, but I told you.
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Rory.
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Rory!
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What the fuck?
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Jesus, what a night.
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Were we terrible parents?
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We were parents, Bernie.
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We did our best.
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And Pam.
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Pam! Jesus!
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You were right.
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I need a drink.
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I need a fucking drink.
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We'll wait here.
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God, it's depressing, isn't it?
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KAREN Howareyis?
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Right, yis all know the drill.
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We'll start with a reading,
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open the floor for shares,
blah, blah, blah.
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You going to take a seat?
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I see we have some
old faces here today,
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along with some newcomers.
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First one's always the hardest.
So, well done.
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Right, let's get this
show on the road.
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