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Oh, for fuck's sake.

So, who wants to start?

Are you in charge?

No one's in charge. I'm chairing the meeting.

Where's the stick?

What stick?

Don't you hold a stick

and whoever has it talks?

No. They do it on TV.

Well, we're not doing that.

How do we know when to speak?

You just speak.

Why don't you just tell us

what's on your mind love, hmm?

That's not the point. This isn't about me.

That's a first.

I know you all think it's a bit...

Narcissistic?

Uncomfortable.

And to be honest, it's supposed to be.

Telling the truth is uncomfortable.

But it can also be very healing.

There are things going on in this family

that need to be confronted.

What things?

That's not for me to say. Come on.

No!

No, this isn't about pointing the finger

or calling each other out.

If someone feels there's

something they haven't been up front about,

it's up to them to say it.

This is a safe space.

It's the living room?

We'll be compassionate.

Siobhan, I don't understand.

Why don't we just see what comes up, okay?

So, who would like to go first?

You go first.

Okay. Okay...

Okay.

Okay, Mum...

Oh, god. Do you remember the time

Dad crashed the car on the motorway

and we had to get it towed?

Yeah. It wasn't Dad.

It was me.

I took your car when you were at work.

I was... I was drunk. Oh my God!

- I was driving. I... - Oh, Jesus.

I lost control, hit a lamp-post.

Dad got to me before the guards. He told them it was him.

Tom!

Jesus! That's a crime.

Yeah, it was years ago.

But it's a crime if there's CCTV footage.

There was no CCTV footage.

Are you serious?

I'm really sorry, Mum.

Okay, so I've said my bit...

You had three cracked ribs around that time.

Is that how you...?

Oh my god!

Come on Bernie, she's grand!

Look at her, she's grand! She could have died!

I'm sorry, Mum.

I'm sorry, Mum, but can I borrow some cash?

What? Oh, you cannot talk!

You live here for free. Ah, I don't live here.

Dad built you a studio. It's a glorified shed.

Do you pay rent?

Okay. So, I've said my bit...

Why should I rent pay for a shed?

Why should I pay rent to live in Rathfarnham?

Nothing wrong with Rathfarnham.

Guys, come on! You are such a snob.

And you're a disgusting little rodent

out there in your sweat-box.

Can we just get back to...

How could you have been so irresponsible?

Have we not been through enough?

This is not why we're here.

- Mum, Dad, while we're being honest

You know those guys that come out of Ant's shed

who you so daintily refer to as his 'friends'?

They're not his friends.

They're his fuckboys. Okay!

At least I'm getting some.

Rory's probably fucking his Fitbit. LAUGHS

Dad's having an affair!

With Mina, his acupuncturist.

She also does reflexology.

I know, love.

Everyone knows.

Everyone knows what?

Your father and I have an arrangement...

Okay, you know what? I'm gonna head.

This isn't a conversation I need to have twice.

Me neither.

Great meeting, Shiv. Triumph.

I don't understand.

We've been married a long time.

We're realistic.

If your father wants to see other people, he can.

If I want to see other people, I can.

It's actually very French.

So, you're seeing other people too?

Well no.

But it's nice to have the option.

Uh...

Anyway, it's not serious with Mina,

is it, Tom?

No, no.

No. She's more of a companion.

She didn't look like a companion yesterday when

they were riding the arse off each other.

We bumped into each other in town.

Anyway, that's your father's business.

The point is, it works.

We're very happy.

Why didn't you tell me?

We thought you knew.

Why do you think you're in granny's room?

Because of dad's back.

Oh, what, they made that up just for me?

Look, we're all adults here.

Yes, Dad's boning Mina.

And yes, that's unpalatable,

and unsavoury and quite frankly,

just unbelievably gross.

But the fact is, they're okay with it,

and it's their marriage.

What people do in their relationships

is their own business.

So can we all just... grow the fuck up?

When was the last time you saw Pam?

Pam?

Across the road?

No idea.

She was going to Mallorca,

but that was ages ago.

She's not answering my texts, can't get her on the phone.

Maybe she stayed on for a bit.

Maybe.

Tom? I thought it wasn't serious with Mina.

It isn't.

Well, you know what we agreed.

Keep it casual, keep it discreet.

Anybody could've seen you in town.

I know. I'm sorry.

If you keep seeing her, she's going to expect something.

Don't want her getting her hopes up.

I'll finish it.

I think that's a good idea.

Shiv? I'm Kristen.

Wow.

Sorry, I've never seen a pregnant woman

ride a motorbike before.

No. Neither have I.

So this is our little space.

Our focus is contemporary European art,

but we do also sell

very select pieces of Danish furniture.

It's an independent business,

so I do everything myself.

But I am going to need some help.

I'm really grateful for the opportunity.

You can throw anything at me. Oh, I will.

And err... I do like your style.

Thanks.

But for the clientele we deal with,

it's simpler just to wear black.

Oh, okay.

And maybe something more

understated for the jewellery.

Delicate hoops or little studs.

We don't want to distract from the artwork!

Let me show you the office.

Sorry, guys. My colleague's held up at another...

err, viewing. Excuse me.

Umm...

It's worth the wait, promise.

How did you get into this?

I studied fine art in Germany.

You're an artist? Oh, no.

Definitely not.

All that self-torture, who has time?

Jack says you're very talented.

Did he? That's...

That's nice of him.

Jack isn't nice about people,

especially other artists.

He's pretty good himself.

Oh, Jack's a genius.

You've worked with him?

I used to work with him.

Now I just fuck him.

You what? It is so much easier

sleeping with an artist than being one.

Sorry. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I umm... I just... I...

I didn't know that you and...

and so the baby's his, it's Jack's baby.

Hasn't he told you anything?

I thought you two were mates?

Ah...

We were close in college.

You'll join us for dinner tonight?

Dinner, with you and umm...?

He's coming in before the opening.

We'll get a takeaway, eat it here.

You know, I think I'll just finish this.

Oh, you must.

Otherwise you will be hungry.

This is the kitchen, obviously.

Patio, garden...

Nice for barbies.

Can I check it out?

Go for it, yeah.

Barbies?

Bedrooms are just through here. Both en suite.

So this is what you're doing now?

I just started.

It's a shame.

At least waitering was an honest living.

Speaking of honesty,

I didn't know you were with somebody.

You didn't ask.

It must be serious if you're buying a place like this.

Ah, yeah.

We love each other very much, yeah.

I like it. Do you like it?

Yeah.

I think we could be very happy here.

So, do you want to make an offer, or...?

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay. I'm calling Dad.

See if he'll come down here.

Keeping it in the family?

Are you jealous?

So, what drew you to Ireland?

Jack.

I also own a gallery in Berlin.

I was a fan of his work long before I saw him naked.

But he was such a mess back then.

He was living in a van.

It wasn't a van. It was a camper van.

You remember.

He would drive all over the country,

wherever he felt like. No home, no base.

Which was amazing.

At first I thought it was sexy,

this wild and free Irish man,

but then it was just disgusting

because the van, it really smelled.

LAUGHS It didn't!

And it's not cool for a grown man

to be living in a car and wearing a leather jacket.

Oh, you have food on your face.

Thank you.

So we sold the van.

I introduced his work to the European market

and the rest is history.

Karen.

What's the big emergency?

Ouch!

No big emergency, really, I just...

I don't know how to get through the next few hours without drink.

That's all. What?

Where are you?

At my new job at the gallery.

Turns out to be owned by my ex's new girlfriend,

which I didn't know, who...

turns out to be eight months pregnant,

which I didn't know and...

I thought he might have still liked me.

Now I have to spend the next few hours

handing out wine and cheese and beer...

I'll be straight down.

Yeah. Just calling to say don't worry about me for dinner.

I'll be late back.

Just a birthday drinks thing-

with some girls from work.

I do like them.

Err, what are you doing tonight?

Oh... Of course, yeah.

Well, have fun at the track

and don't wait up.

Fuck it.

Thought you'd changed your mind.

Nope.

So...

What are you gonna tell your boss?

That there was some definite interest.

I want to see you again.

You have my number.

I want to take you to dinner.

Dinner? Yeah.

You know, where people sit,

eat, and converse... Oh, dinner, cool.

So, how about it then?!

A proper date?

- I should...

I should probably get this place cleaned up.

- What is your problem?

Are you just not interested, or...?

You're just...

You're just too nice.

Right.

Wine?

Back in the day we'd have skulled that booze

and got the fuck out of here?

Load of shit, right?

Guy's a fraud, doesn't deserve an exhibition...

You're having a baby.

Yeah. Why didn't you tell me?

There was a lot going on.

You kissed me at my granny's wake.

So?

So you have a pregnant girlfriend.

It was just a kiss, it...

Why is it a big deal?

I'm not.

Kinda seems like you are.

No. No, I'm not.

I think you are.

Jack!

Jack!

Say hi to Klaus. He's asking for you.

Sure.

I didn't know you were Caroline's sister.

I didn't know you knew Caroline.

Oh. She's wonderful.

You're so different.

So, how'd you think your folks broached

the whole open relationship thing?

Would you say your dad mentioned it

and she went along with it, or was it her suggestion?

Listen love.

Do you think it's a good idea you working for this woman?

She's the only one who gave me a job.

Yeah, but this whole thing with your ex!

Oh, I can handle it.

Look, I was in shock earlier

because my relationship with Jack has been, you know,

complicated. Yeah.

So's my relationship with vodka.

It's why we broke up!

No, I have clarity now.

He's having a baby. He's moved on.

And so have I, you know?

Don't want any more drama.

Are you sure? Drunks do love a bit of drama.

I'm a different person now.

I'm sober.

It's over.

Never trust a man in a hat.

You're so sexy.

You're so sexy.

Oh, I want this.

Me too.

I'm married.

I don't care.

That is so hot.

Hurry up and get inside me.

That is so fucking hot!

I want you.

Oh god... Come on.

Oh, shit.

Yeah? Oh shit! Oh shit!

Are you okay?

You alright? Yeah.

Did you just...?

Sorry.

No, it's fine.

Just give it a minute.

I might be able to...

Yep. Sure.

Think we're out of luck.

Yeah, that's fine.

I should probably umm...

Oh, for fuck's sake...

Bernie, are you there?

I'm in here!

It's over.

Sorry.