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Well, how are you
the morning?
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Well, my baby boy's still engaged.
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My hot flashes are back, so I feel like
I'm standing in a pool of burning lava.
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They don't make a pill for menopause,
so I took a Flintstone vitamin.
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And when you take a pill
shaped like Barney Rubble...
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it's pretty obvious the freakin' thing
ain't gonna work!
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Great. Anyway,
about the engagement...
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I've got Eric and Donna
on the ropes.
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I dared them
to get married next week.
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They were shaking like France.
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Well, I know you like scaring children,
but what's the point?
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Well, the point is if we let them do
what they want...
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they'll realize
they don't wanna do it.
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I mean, hell,
nobody wants to be married.
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Except me to you.
I'd do that all over again.
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Oh, is Steven here?
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He saw me on the couch with Michael,
but there was nothing going on.
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God, what do I do if he doesn't believe me,
Mr. Forman?
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- When in the hell did this start?
- I don't know.
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The kids all used to run from me.
That's the way I liked it.
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- [Whines]
- Well, next fall, you'll get your wish.
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Eric will be in college, and then the
whole house will be empty.
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That's right.
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We're only one good-bye
away from heaven.
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Mommy, Daddy, I'm home!
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We gotta start lockin' that door.
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[Door Opens]
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- [Door Closes]
- No way!
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- Donna. Hey.
- Hi.
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Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone
that you cared about, what would you do?
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Kelso, just leave the poor girl
an anonymous note...
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and tell her she needs
a shot of penicillin.
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Donna. Okay.
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Someone I know cheated
on someone else I know.
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Did Eric cheat on me?
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I will snap that little monkey
like a twig!
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But no! Donna.
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God, Eric didn't cheat on you.
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- Hyde cheated on Jackie.
- What? Oh, my God!
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[High-pitched]
Yeah!
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And he doesn't know it, but I saw
him kissing this lady in the hotel.
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- Oh, my God. That is horrible.
- I wanna do the right thing, right?
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So I'm thinking that
I'll just teIIJackie.
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And then she'll feel really bad,
and I'll console her and presto!
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We'll be making out topless.
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No, Kelso.
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The thing to do is
to tell Hyde that you know...
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and then give him a chance
to teIIJackie.
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I knew you'd say that.
You know, just once...
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I want the right thing and the topless thing
to be the same thing.
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Well, if it isn't the lovebirds.
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So, lovebirds, how are
the big wedding plans coming along?
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Well, I've decided
to be the groom...
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and, uh, Donna's
gonna go with bride.
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Well, your mom and I
have made some plans too.
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We figure since we're already giving you
a graduation party...
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why not make it a wedding party too?
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Wait, graduation?
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- That's in a week, which is like-
- Seven days.
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- I know how long a week is.
- I know you know.
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Well, what's the matter? You two lovebirds
still wanna get married, don't you?
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I mean, heck, it'd be a real shame
if you chickened out.
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Then you'd be a couple
of love chickens.
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No. No, we wanna get married.
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Right, Donna?
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Of course.
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I do.
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Well, then it's settled.
We're having a wedding.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, Donna, you can wear
my wedding dress.
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It's off-white,
so nobody will whisper.
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Okay. What is going on
with them anyway?
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Eric, if you need any help
dealing with Mom and Dad...
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I'm here for you.
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Yeah. No, thanks.
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Last time I trusted you, I wound up in
the dryer with a pillowcase full of bees, so-
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I know, and I am so sorry.
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I have been cruel to you, Eric.
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You too, Donna,
but it wasn't as obvious...
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because I mostly said stuff
behind your back.
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Right back at ya.
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I'm not just home for a visit.
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I am here to correct the mistakes
that I have made in the past.
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Okay, but I'm sure
whatever bastard children you've had...
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have been adopted by now.
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Thank you.
Good luck to you.
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Hey, Fez.
I'm here to get my license.
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Oh, hello, Mitch.
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I'm here to tell you
that you will get... nothing!
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Okay, I know we had
our problems in wood shop...
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but for the hundredth time,
I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack.
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You're sorry?
You should see my kitchen.
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There's spices everywhere.
It's anarchy.
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Dude, you're getting hysterical
like a woman.
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Well, if you mean
that I am artistic and sensitive...
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and cry every time that I watch Love Story,
then, yes, I am like a woman.
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Now begone!
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You know, I could make it worth your while
if you would just give me the license.
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I'm the editor of the school paper.
Can you imagine this headline?
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"Foreign Kid Actually Cool."
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'Course, I'd have to retract it the next day,
because-Well, come on.
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Here's a headline for you:
"Short Kid Takes Long Walk."
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Well, hello, Hyde.
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I saw something very interesting
in the hotel this morning.
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Oh, the guy in the dress?
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That's Frank.
Comes in twice a month.
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Gets really pissed if you don't call him
Lady Laguna.
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No.
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I saw you kissing a girl
that wasn'tJackie.
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- Oh, that.
- Ah, so you admit it.
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- Sure.
- Don't try to deny it.
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- I won't.
- You're not gonna wiggle your way outta this one!
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I'm not trying to. Look, I cheated on Jackie,
'cause she cheated on me with you.
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Which reminds me,
I oughta kick your ass.
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Well, Hyde, we weren't doing anything.
I already told you.
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Jackie was comforting me, 'cause I was upset,
'cause Fez had a sex dream about me.
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Would you shut up
about that lame-ass story?
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Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it.
Let's go ask Fez.
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- Fine.
- You drive. My van's in the shop.
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- Fine. I need gas though.
- Fine. Can I borrow money for fries?
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- No.
- Fine. Shotgun.
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- There's only two of us, you moron.
- Fine!
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You know what I think, Donna?
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I think this whole
"get married in a week" stuff...
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is just Red trying to get us
to call the whole thing off.
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Yeah.
But you know what?
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That ain't happening, missy.
You know what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna teach Red a lesson
and get married out of spite.
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Yeah, screw you, Red!
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Wow.
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It's every little girl's dream
to get married out of spite.
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You know what?
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I think maybe you're not ready
to get married.
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And if you're not,
you better tell me right now.
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Donna, I'm not ready.
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- Oh, thank God. Me neither.
- What?
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- I thought you were ready.
- I thought you were.
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- I'm not.
- Me neither.
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- Oh, my God, you are so hot.
- You are!
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Wow, nothing hits the spot
after an hour and a half of passion...
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like chili cheese fries.
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Oh, hello, Mitch.
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Had a nice walk over here?
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Get used to it because
you'll never get a license.
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- Do you understand me?
- No, but nobody understands you.
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You talk like Mushmouth
from Fat Albert.
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You just dug your own grave, fella.
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"I flug my own rave, bella"?
Was that what you said, Mushmouth?
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All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde
about the dream you had about me.
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What?
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I didn't have any dream.
[Mouths Words]
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We have a visitor.
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Fez, this is really important, okay?
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Start talking, or so help me, I'll give you
the worst purple nurple you've ever had.
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Okay. In my dream,
Kelso was dressed as a nurse...
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and he was giving me a sponge bath.
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And?
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I was nude.
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See?
I was really freaked out...
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and Jackie and me
were just talkin', that's all.
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So I just cheated
on Jackie for nothing?
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It's what I've been
telling you, man.
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Oh, Steven, look, okay?
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Whatever you think happened between me
and Michael, did not happen, okay?
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So, everything's fine.
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Actually, we need to talk.
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You know, I really hate to run...
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but I gotta go tell the whole school about
you and Nurse Ding-a-ling's sponge bath.
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So, I gotta go.
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- You wouldn't.
- "Blue blound't"? Move your lips, Mushmouth!
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So, I was in the den, and Michael
came over all upset.
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- Jackie.
- And, Steven, I asked him to leave.
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- And that's when you saw us.
But I swear, nothing happened.
- Jackie. Jackie!
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Stop talking.
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Look, I know all this now, okay?
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But before I knew,
I was at the hotel last night.
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And I was really mad.
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There was this nurse.
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- And-
- And what?
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And I'm really sorry, okay?
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I promise it'll never happen again.
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You know, that's exactly
what Michael used to say.
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- Come on, Jackie.
- No. You know what, Steven?
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I'm sorry.
It's over.
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[Radio: Man Singing Country]
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Huh.
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- I finally get country music.
- ## [Ends]
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Donna, look,
it's my old wedding dress.
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Oh, and you can wear it...
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as a bib.
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Hey, and for the reception, I got the guys
back together from my high school band-
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the Pinciotti Polka Explosion.
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Won't be long now until you
two lovebirds are married... forever.
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No escape.
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Until one of you is dead.
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So, you guys, I've been trying to
think of ways to help you.
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Okay.
Where's Laurie?
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Yeah, what happened to you?
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You guys, living in Chicago
opened my eyes.
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I had no job, no friends.
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I did sleep
with one of the White Sox...
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but then it just turned out to be
this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat.
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Basically, I hit rock bottom.
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Really. God, I was so sure
you'd be a senator.
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Eric, love is hard to find.
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And I've realized I've been taking
the people who love me for granted.
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Especially you.
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Oh, that's not true.
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I don't love you.
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Yes, you do.
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And if you two love each other,
but Red is making you miserable...
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then there's only one answer.
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Get out.
Leave town.
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Because love is precious.
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Well, it sounds good...
219
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but I can't help but remember
the feeling of being stung by bees...
220
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as I tumbled around and around.
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Wait.
Is that a tear?
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Oh, my God, Eric.
I think she's being sincere.
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Oh, my God, it's real.
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I have a sister.
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Hey, look who I found.
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At first I just thought
he was a leprechaun.
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Fez, I came over here because I wanna end
this feud, okay? Right here, right now.
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And if you're not on board,
I could spread your crazy...
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naked, homoerotic dream
all over school, but-
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Macho as I am...
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who would believe you?
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Okay, Fez.
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Uh, can I just say as the nurse
that was sponging you in your dream...
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that I'm with Mitch here on the whole
"not spreading it around the school" thing.
235
00:14:56,379 --> 00:15:00,179
See, your lady friend here
understands.
236
00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,299
Truce?
237
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:06,219
Well...
238
00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:09,299
I guess.
239
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:12,579
- Truce.
- Good. Here. Peace offering. Moron!
240
00:15:20,739 --> 00:15:23,819
Oh, this is tomorrow's school paper.
241
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,739
Oh, my God, on the front page...
242
00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:27,979
there's a picture of me
kissing Kelso by the lake.
243
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:33,579
Fez, why are you kissing
Kelso by the lake?
244
00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:36,099
We caught a fish!
245
00:15:37,699 --> 00:15:40,339
I was excited!
246
00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:43,339
I kissed the fish too, but, of course,
they don't show you that.
247
00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:50,579
Jackie. Jackie.
It's Hyde.
248
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,019
- No.
- Yes.
249
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:53,419
- No.
- Yes.
250
00:15:53,499 --> 00:15:56,019
[Sighs]
Fine.
251
00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,379
Can I say something?
252
00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:05,659
I think this whole thing
was a misunderstanding.
253
00:16:05,739 --> 00:16:08,099
Hyde didn't know what was going on.
254
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:10,659
I know, okay?
But after Michael...
255
00:16:10,739 --> 00:16:14,539
I promised myself that I would never be
with another boy who cheated on me.
256
00:16:16,459 --> 00:16:19,019
But Hyde's so good for you.
Since you started dating him...
257
00:16:19,099 --> 00:16:21,459
you've completely stopped
quoting Nancy Drew.
258
00:16:22,739 --> 00:16:24,939
And the worst part is
I still love him.
259
00:16:25,979 --> 00:16:28,139
I know.
260
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:30,059
[Clicks Tongue, Sobs]
261
00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:34,219
You know, normally,
I wouldn't cry on your sweater...
262
00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:36,619
because, you know,
it ruins the fabric.
263
00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:38,899
But, God, this one's just so cheap,
it won't matter.
264
00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:48,619
- What?
- Nothing.
265
00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:52,099
- Just, you know, Jackie's single now.
- ## [Stereo: Country]
266
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,219
Yeah, so?
267
00:16:54,299 --> 00:16:56,979
So, when you were
going out with her, I backed off.
268
00:16:57,019 --> 00:16:58,939
You backed off?
269
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,299
You constantly hit on her.
You bought her presents all the time.
270
00:17:01,339 --> 00:17:04,259
You shot me with a BB gun.
271
00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:06,579
Yeah, that's me backin' off.
272
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,259
[Sighs]
Look, Hyde.
273
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:15,379
I know you thought I only wanted her
because you had her.
274
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:19,459
See, the thing is,
is now you don't have her...
275
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,059
and I still want her.
276
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:27,339
So, as your friend, I'm just letting you know
that I'm going after her.
277
00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:29,779
And also, I'll be making out
with her in front of you.
278
00:17:31,739 --> 00:17:33,859
You know, just to rub it in.
279
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:36,779
So, be ready for that.
280
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,139
Whatever.
281
00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:46,899
Yep, that's what I'm countin' on.
282
00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:50,579
While I'm out getting Jackie back, you're
gonna sit around here saying, "Whatever."
283
00:17:50,659 --> 00:17:53,059
## [Continues]
284
00:17:56,139 --> 00:17:58,859
Are you listening
to country music, man?
285
00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:00,939
Whatever.
286
00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:05,779
Look, Mom, Dad, Donna and I
have something we wanna say.
287
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:09,979
Um, it turns out we're
not ready to get married.
288
00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:11,899
No!
289
00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:18,739
And I was really rootin'
for you two crazy kids.
290
00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:21,619
Look, we know you've been
pressuring us into marriage...
291
00:18:21,659 --> 00:18:24,499
so we'd admit you were right
and live on your terms.
292
00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:27,699
But that's just not gonna happen.
293
00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:32,579
So, we've decided to move away
as soon as we graduate.
294
00:18:32,659 --> 00:18:34,739
Move away?
295
00:18:34,819 --> 00:18:36,979
No, no, no, you can't move away yet.
296
00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:42,019
No, we were gonna use this summer
to become best friends.
297
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,179
Look, we'll be going
to college in the fall anyway.
298
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,379
Instead of fighting with you guys
for the next three months...
299
00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,299
we're just gonna get
our own place in Madison.
300
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,459
Yeah, good luck trying to
control us in Madison.
301
00:18:57,859 --> 00:19:00,619
Hey, Donna, remember we agreed
not to do that.
302
00:19:00,699 --> 00:19:03,899
Remember?
Okay.
303
00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:05,899
Anyway, we're gonna have
our own apartment.
304
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,899
And, honestly, I just think
we'll all be a lot happier.
305
00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:14,099
- Madison has two movie theaters.
- Okay, Donna, come on.
306
00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,539
Oh, great plan, Red.
307
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:22,099
Now my baby's leaving.
308
00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,739
I'm still here, Mommy.
309
00:19:25,779 --> 00:19:27,659
Yeah, well, that's nice.
310
00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:34,099
- Hey.
- [Door Closes]
311
00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,379
The thing is, is I'm really sorry.
312
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:45,459
- Yeah, you said that already.
- [Page Turns]
313
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:48,819
Come on, Jackie.
I made a mistake, okay?
314
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,299
It was a stupid one-time thing.
315
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,819
You know what, Steven?
I have heard it all before.
316
00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:56,659
From you, from Michael.
317
00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:58,779
God, just do me a favor
and leave me alone.
318
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,379
Whatever.
319
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,979
Jackie.
320
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,179
I love you.
321
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,579
Yeah, well, I don't love you.
322
00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:29,239
Here's your car license,
motorcycle license...
323
00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:33,639
boat license,
license to operate a forklift...
324
00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:38,359
a cut-the-line pass
and a free D.M.V. Pen.
325
00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:41,399
If you turn it over,
the little car parallel parks.
326
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:45,439
Oh. And here's the negatives of you
and Kelso grabbing each other's asses.
327
00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:47,359
Hey, we were happy
because we caught a fish.
328
00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:49,239
If they do it in football,
why can't we do it in fishing?
329
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:52,159
"Blue bit bushball in bishing"?
What? Where you from, man?
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