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Eric, what are you doing eating?
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Well, it's mainly for survival.
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But I also enjoy the fruity taste.
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I told you to replace
the hubcap on the Vista Cruiser.
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So, what is it?
You're mature enough to get married...
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but not mature enough
to replace a hubcap?
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Well, let's see.
You took away my keys, so I can't drive.
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And you took away my job,
so I can't afford a new hubcap.
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You also took away my self-esteem,
so I have no pride in my job or my possessions.
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For gosh sake,
you've been arguing for two weeks.
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Now stop it.
Help me with this crossword puzzle.
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I need a four-letter word...
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for disappointment.
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Eric.
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[Gasps]
It fits.
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Well, now, that can't be right.
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So, he's like, "Replace the hubcap."
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And I'm like,
"Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap."
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And that is why
I'm trimming the hedges.
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Yeah.
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I only mess with Red when
I really need the discipline.
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He's a total hard-ass.
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Hard-ass? Take another look,
my friend. It jiggles when he wiggles.
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Man, I don't know what
the hell the deal is with Leo.
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He told me to take
a week off two weeks ago...
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- and I haven't heard from him since.
- We need to find him...
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'cause we're all out of film,
if you know what I mean.
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I need film. Then I could take pictures
of Nina and me doing it.
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Fez, film doesn't
really mean "film."
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Who cares? Because for
the first time in my life...
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doin' it really means "doin' it."
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So, I guess this is the way...
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an immature, engaged,
high school dumb-ass...
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with no car, no job and no money
trims the hedges.
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That was like eight burns
in one sentence.
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An octo-burn.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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Okay, you two,
since you won't bond on your own...
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I have signed you up
for the father/son competition...
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at this year's Point Place
Paul Bunyan Pioneer DayJamboree.
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- Kitty, that sounds horrible.
- Yeah, I agree.
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You hear that?
We've already bonded.
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No, it's too late.
It's for charity.
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Now, don't forget...
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your commemorative coonskin caps.
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Huh.
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So that's what
you'd look like with hair.
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- Hey.
- I'd kiss you...
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but I'm afraid your hat will wake
up and scratch my eyes out.
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So, you guys, Joanne has been chosen
to emcee Pioneer Days. Tell 'em why, baby.
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I won the tobacco-spitting
contest last year.
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What a lady.
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I'll be mannin'
the hard-cider booth.
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It's a good way to raise money
'cause of all the drunks.
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Oh! Ooh, people are signing in.
Come on. Get excited, you two!
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Well, howdy, newcomers!
I'm Charlie Miller.
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You can call me Charlie.
This is my son, Mitch.
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You can call me "ladies man."
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- "Ladies man."
- Did somebody call me?
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I'm Red Forman.
This is my son, Eric.
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You can call him dumb-ass.
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Well, we don't use the A-S-S word.
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We have a reputation to uphold.
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We're the two-time champs.
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Little secret, Red. I tell Mitch
it doesn't matter how we do...
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as long as we're together.
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- And why is that, Dad?
- 'Cause we bad!
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- Oh, yeah, that's right! We bad!
- We bad!
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All right. Dad, they have a catch phrase.
Hey, what's ours?
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Shut up, dumb-ass.
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Yeah. Shut up, dumb-ass.
Okay. Yeah.
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No wonder Leo hasn't told me to
come to work. There's no work to come to.
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- Mmm, did he leave a note?
- [Fez] Nope.
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Just this.
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You know, he looked dirty...
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but he always smelled
like clean sheets.
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You're talking about him
like he's gone, man.
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He would have told me
if he was leaving town.
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Maybe...
a U.F.O. Appeared.
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And it shot down a beam
and made everyone...
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and everything inside
the Fotohut vanish.
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Yeah, like an apparition.
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Kelso, you don't even know
what an apparition is.
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Hey, if I can't use words
I don't understand...
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this is gonna be
one quiet afternoon.
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Let's get started.
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"To make room
for a new tradin' post...
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"Paul Bunyan needs to
clear-cut 200 acres of forest.
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The first team to chop
25 logs wins."
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And... chop!
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Um, excuse me.
My ax is stuck.
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Way to go, Mitch.
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- That's right! We bad!
- Oh, yeah, we bad!
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Pull the ax out, Eric.
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I can't. It's really stuck in there.
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And you think you're ready to be married.
You can't even chop wood.
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What are you gonna do for heat
in the winter, burn comic books?
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Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would
probably just turn on the heater!
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How can Eric and Red
be fighting already?
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Well, it's almost as if forcing them
together against their will...
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and giving them sharp objects...
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wasn't really the best way
to get them to make up.
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Another hard cider, Bob.
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Make it a double.
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Well, we couldn't find Leo.
We just checked all his hangouts.
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- The Hub.
- Alley behind The Hub.
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- Fatso Burger.
- Alley behind the Fatso Burger.
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Hyde, when are you gonna accept
the fact that Leo just bailed?
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Man, he would not leave
without saying good-bye, okay?
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I know him better
than I know my own father.
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I'd like to do it
with Nina in an alley.
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My bare ass...
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pressed up against a cold Dumpster.
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You know, we're getting killed here
thanks to your screwing up that last event.
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All you had to do was build a cabin
out of Lincoln Logs.
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Well, I thought I'd score
some extra points...
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by building the Millennium Falcon.
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The Millennium what?
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If that's a Star Wars thing,
I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
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It's... not a Star Wars thing.
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It's a very rare falcon...
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that can do the Kessel Run
in under six parsecs.
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Hey, just remember, guys.
It's not whether you win or lose.
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It's how you play the game.
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Unfortunately, you guys
don't know how to play the game.
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Oh, hey. We don't wanna rub it
in their face they're big losers.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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I don't know.
It just came out.
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This is the worst Point Place Paul Bunyan
Pioneer Days Jamboree ever.
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And now, the cow-milking event.
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Could you just award us
our first-place points right now?
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It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment
for our friends over here.
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You know, it kinda would.
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"Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium
to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber...
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"or his brittle bones
will snap and he'll die.
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"The first team to fill
their barrel with milk...
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and save Babe
from osteoporosis wins."
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[Cackling]
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And... milk!
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- Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow.
- [Lowing]
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Her things aren't workin'!
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You can't just yank on 'em.
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Red never was much for foreplay.
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- Keep it comin', Mitch.
- This is amazing.
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It's like she was waiting
for my magic fingers...
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to coax that sweet liquid
right out of her teats.
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- Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done.
- What makes you think-
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Go, Eric. Go.
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Well, honey, good for you.
[Chuckles]
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Mitch, they're winning.
What happened to your magic fingers?
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Get off my back, old man!
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Dad, here.
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[Joanne]Team Forman wins!
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You let me down, son.
I thought you were better than that.
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What are you gonna do?
Lock me in the closet again?
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He locks me in the closet!
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It's a walk-in!
It's a walk-in.
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So, Dad, what do you say now?
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Why are you so good at that?
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How are we gonna break
into Leo's apartment?
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[Groans]
We need a credit card to slip in the door.
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Ponch used one on CHiPs once...
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and the lady he rescued
was so grateful they did it.
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Kelso, if we had a credit card, we could buy
a sledgehammer and break down the door.
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If we had a credit card,
I'd be butt-deep in Jordache right now.
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- Oh, Leo, man.
- I'm gonna kick him, see if he's okay.
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- Kelso, no.
- Well, at least throw something at him.
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If he's asleep, he'll wake up.
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If he's dead, you can say
you threw something at a dead guy.
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Uuh! Aah! Officer, I have
a prescription for that.
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No, relax, bud.
We're just looking for Leo.
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Oh, he left.
I'm his cousin, Eli.
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Really, he just left?
He didn't call or anything?
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Oh, Steven, I'm sorry.
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Don't take it personal, Hyde.
You know Leo never liked phones.
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He said he could hear voices in 'em.
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By the way, he left a note.
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Do any of you know
a kid named Heidi?
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He means Hyde. That's me, man.
[Excitedly] The note's for me!
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[Coolly] I mean, the note's for me.
[Clears Throat]
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"Dear Hyde, man. One day I stopped in
Point Place for some gas.
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"Before I knew it,
eight years had passed.
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"Whoa. That rhymes.
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"Anyway, I should
get home to my wife.
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"Take care.
You're a good kid, man.
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You're a good kid-man."
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See, I told you he wouldn't
leave without saying good-bye.
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00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:05,199
Oh, Steven, you really do love that old,
dirty, little hippie.
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And, uh, he left you something else.
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He said that you liked "film,"
if you know what I mean.
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All right.
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I was hoping we could take something home.
Put it in the shirt pocket.
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Holy hell!
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You know, Donna,
I've been drinking-
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I mean, thinking.
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00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:38,079
[Cackling]
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I want you and Eric to get married.
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Okay, even though
I know it's just the cider talking...
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- yea!
- [Laughing]
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"Pioneer Pete is lost in the woods.
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"Assemble the map
to find his bow and arrow.
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"And shoot the bell with the arrow
and Pioneer Pete will appear.
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Do not shoot Pioneer Pete."
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And... go.
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- Okay, this one goes here.
- And this piece goes here.
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Come on, Mitch.
Don't give up.
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Okay, Mr. "I Haven't
Had AJob In Five Years."
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- So the bow and arrow
are behind the feeding trough!
- Go, go, go!
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- [Dings]
- [Both Cheer]
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Howdy, y'all!
I'm Pioneer Pete!
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Look, Donna.
It's me, your dad.
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00:14:33,919 --> 00:14:36,639
Well, Mitch, I hope you're happy.
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00:14:36,719 --> 00:14:40,559
How can I be happy?
Our whole life is a lie.
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Am I really supposed to believe
that Kathy is my little sister?
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She doesn't look anything like me.
She is Cuban, for Pete's sake!
219
00:14:48,239 --> 00:14:50,559
And what about
your Friday bowling nights?
220
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:53,359
I looked in your bowling bag.
You know what I found?
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Butt-less chaps!
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00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:59,439
What's with the butt-less chaps?
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Your mother's inhibited.
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[Groaning]
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[Loud Groan]
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Don't shake hands with that guy.
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I can't close my mouth.
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00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:22,919
Can you close your mouth?
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It's really starting
to freak me out.
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Leo's the best.
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00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:32,879
Leo made me a grilled cheese once.
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He used butter and made
the crust extra toasty.
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He forgot cheese.
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00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:44,759
I'm gonna miss that
grilled-cheese-makin' son of a bitch.
235
00:15:44,839 --> 00:15:47,799
You know, one time,
I heard Leo talking on the phone...
236
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:49,919
and he was speaking Chinese.
237
00:15:49,999 --> 00:15:53,399
So I said,
"Leo, stop speaking Chinese."
238
00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:57,799
So he turned around,
and it wasn't Leo.
239
00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:00,119
It was a Chinese guy.
240
00:16:01,519 --> 00:16:04,039
[Sighs]
You know, I'll never forget that.
241
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:10,439
I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face
when I tell him I did it with Nina.
242
00:16:10,479 --> 00:16:14,079
Actually, I'd like to see
my face when I do it with Nina.
243
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:17,599
I bet I look like a stallion.
244
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:25,159
So today we sit in this circle
in honor of Leo.
245
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:28,319
He was my boss.
He was my friend.
246
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:31,679
He was my connection.
To Leo.
247
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[All]
To Leo!
248
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,559
Well, I found out...
249
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,479
how much cider is too much cider.
250
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:45,639
A barrel?
251
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,559
Shut it!
252
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:50,919
Great news. Little Timmy Stinson
cut his finger off in a whittling event.
253
00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:53,239
They're out.
We're in second place.
254
00:16:53,319 --> 00:16:56,599
And if we win this next event,
we'll be champions.
255
00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,239
And maybe even friends.
256
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:06,319
Look, we've had a rough day...
257
00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:09,679
and we've both said some things
that we didn't mean.
258
00:17:09,719 --> 00:17:12,359
But we've got to pull it together
for this final event.
259
00:17:12,439 --> 00:17:14,519
Just tell me where you go
Friday nights.
260
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:19,159
I rent a motel room and I lock
the door and I cry, okay?
261
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,119
I cry like a damn baby.
262
00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:25,559
Why do you need
butt-less chaps for that?
263
00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:28,839
Okay, it's time for our final event.
264
00:17:28,919 --> 00:17:34,279
"Transport your gold in a genuine
covered wagon to Pioneer Pete's"-
265
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,519
You know what? I'm tired.
Pull the wagons. Go.
266
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,439
## [Man Singing Country]
267
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:59,839
## [Ends]
268
00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:16,079
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Grunts]
- [Panting]
269
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,079
Ooh!
270
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,999
- Mm-hmm.
- Who's bad?
271
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,359
- We bad.
- That's right.
272
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,039
- We bad!
- We bad! We bad!
273
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:34,279
Okay, it's time for Pioneer Pete
to claim his gold!
274
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,919
I saw that, Donna.
275
00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:42,959
Well, I'm sorry. I know you think
I'm a disappointment and stuff.
276
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:47,279
Hey. I'm proud of how we did.
277
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:53,759
Look, I know what it's like to have
your dad riding you all the time.
278
00:18:53,839 --> 00:18:57,159
My old man was always on me
to go to engineering school.
279
00:18:57,199 --> 00:19:00,999
And when I didn't, he was so mad
we didn't talk for a year.
280
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:05,119
So, you're the softy in your family?
281
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:13,599
See, my dad's vision
for my life was wrong.
282
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:16,199
Only I knew what was best.
283
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,319
Not my dad.
You understand what I'm saying?
284
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,159
Wow. Are-Are you
admitting that you're wrong...
285
00:19:24,239 --> 00:19:26,399
that it's okay for me
and Donna to get married?
286
00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:28,719
What?
287
00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:32,759
No, no.
288
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,719
I'm saying that my dad
was wrong and I was right.
289
00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:39,959
Just like I'm right now.
290
00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:44,719
The point is, I'm always right,
so break it off!
291
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:51,879
Well, at least
you're still happy for us.
292
00:19:51,919 --> 00:19:56,359
Please, Donna, I'm standing right here.
There's no need to yell!
293
00:20:01,919 --> 00:20:05,799
You know what?
I don't care what my dad says.
294
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:08,879
I am more committed
to this marriage than ever.
295
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,199
Well, after seeing how you handled
that cow, so am I.
296
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:22,759
Okay. So you raise the ax,
and you bring it straight down.
297
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:26,119
- Okay? Raise. Bring down.
- That's easy.
298
00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:30,759
Now, it's all about leverage.
You know, torque.
299
00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:33,919
Okay. I... don't know
what either of those is...
300
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:35,839
but I'll give it a shot.
301
00:20:39,399 --> 00:20:41,279
[Cow Lowing]
302
00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:46,279
- Let's get outta here.
- Right behind you.
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