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Help!
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To understand how I
found myself in the trunk
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of this car, you have
to back to my childhood.
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That's pretty Michael.
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It is a butterfly.
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Very nice.
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Isn't that beautiful Hilary.
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It's a pine tree.
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Lovely.
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That's... interesting, Charlotte.
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It's a pride of lions ripping the
intestines out of a wildebeest.
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From an early age I
had issues with hostility.
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Charlotte, what do you see?
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A bald eagle shot in
the head with an arrow.
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Okay.
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What do you see now?
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A condemned killer in an electric chair.
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Charlotte, clearly we have
some things to work on.
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Okay, tell me about the dream.
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I'm swimming with a family of pythons.
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Except each one of them is speaking Latin.
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And they keep trying to
tell me that they wanna...
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The river that we are swimming
on is covered with these...
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these jelly donuts. But... But I can't
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understand them
because I don't speak Latin.
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So I'm thinking, he's
going to love this jelly donut.
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I reach out, I open his mouth,
I shove it down his throat...
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And... He swallows it, and he dies!
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And then, I wake up.
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You're making this shit up.
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My therapist suggested
that I keep a journal.
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But, my lack of writing ability
didn't make it too productive.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
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The baked beans are
five for two ninety nine!
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The creamed corn is
six for three ninety nine!
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And the broccoli is
three for one ninety nine!
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But only until Wednesday!
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Dust every can thoroughly.
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And make sure that all of the
labels are clean and visible..
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Wait!, uh... How much is
the creamed corn again?
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Oh swell, another brain surgeon.
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Just read... the price-chart, Dolly!
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Yes, Mister Button.
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And if you're the one who's been
stealing the cinnamon coffee cake...
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I'll sling your boney ass!
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Yes... Mister Button.
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That's when it hit me!
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The true purpose for my journal.
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"People... I wish... were dead"
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Number one:
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Mister... Button!
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It really did help with my hostility.
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So, that was sex?
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Shut up! I'm watching
"The Real World of Duluth."
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Number two:
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Scott...
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How do you spell your last name?
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I said, shut up!
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In college I met my first love: Chad.
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What's your name, sweet ass?
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Charlotte.
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I'm good. - I'm good.
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-You're okay? -I'm great, yeah.
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Initially, the attraction
was purely physical.
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Yeah!
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Open the jam.
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Honey, did you finish Philosophy essay?
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Oh yeah.
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What about my Econ take home?
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Right here.
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Nice! Well then I'm done.
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Sweet. Thanks for doing that.
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-You are welcome. -Love you.
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Love you too.
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After college we moved in together.
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Honey, I needed a place
to hang my jersey, so...
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I took down the portrait of your
family. You don't mind, do you?
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No honey, that's fine.
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Chad pursued his dream
of becoming an actor.
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Pyramix Spray, it soothes
that burning sting of jock itch.
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Great. Now say it like your
balls are dipped in sulfuric acid.
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And I supported him.
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Damn it!
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Son of a bitch!
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Global Talent Agency, Mr. Welle's office
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Damn it, Charlene!
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This latte is completely foam! please hold.
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Uh... It's Charlotte Mister Weller.
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Now, am I on heroin, or
did I not specifically ask
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you to significantly
reduce the amount of foam.
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Yes, Mister Weller.
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How can I be expected
to operate effectively
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when I'm surrounded by incompetence?
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Hello...
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Hello?
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Number... three.
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Did you pay the rent today, honey?
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Yes, honey.
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Did you buy me some of that
raspberry pineapple sherbet?
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Honey?
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Yes, honey.
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Well, can I have some please?...Honey.
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Yes, honey.
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Thank you.
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What?
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-Here you go. -Thanks baby. Love ya.
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Love you too.
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These chicks are crazy.
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Until Chad got his big break
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So, how'd it go?
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So... I got it!
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Oh my God!
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Can you believe it?
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Right?
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Doctor Blade Shamrock
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He was Doctor Blade Shamrock
on "The Beautiful and the Vain".
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Mrs. Pontingfrench?
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Yes.
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I'm afraid your son has
Hyper Tyfectimone syndrome.
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It's a rare neurological virus that
causes the patient's gender to change
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Well, what can I do?
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Well, I could consider
buying him a new wardrobe.
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I'm truly sorry.
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Hang in there.
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Ha? What'd you think?
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Honey, I'm so proud of you.
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Oh, thanks babe.
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Love you.
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Love you too.
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Oh, that is good.
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I think I'll have another
for the good doctor.
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Oh yeah.
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Soon followed the axe
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Charlotte...
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When two trees are growing side by side.
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Often times their roots will,
you know... strangle each other.
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And in order to save those trees...
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sometimes park rangers
will up root them and
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move them to separate parts of the forest.
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Now, I think...
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that you and I could use
some time to grow our roots.
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In separate parts of the forest.
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Number four...
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You know what I'm saying?
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Here you go!
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Ohh...
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Enjoy your meal!
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Can't stop us from having
a nice dinner, though.
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Hang on Charlotte
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And here comes Chad Peterson.
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Up this year for his first
daytime soap nomination...
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as Blade Shamrock on
"The Young and the Vain."
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Accompanying Chad is his live in girlfriend
the ravishing super model; Vasheka.
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Vasheka?
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That's not a name it's an STD.
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Rumor has it they're talking marriage.
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Mrs. Sheehan!
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Would you please shut
that little hair ball up?
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Before I put it through my blender
and use it as chum for attracting sharks!
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Oh my Lord!
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Don't worry Froot Loops
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Don't let the angry, lonely, angry lady,
whose hot boyfriend just dumped her...
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because he was so far out of
her league, scare you, sweetheart!
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Hah.
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Ew.. ahh!
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Ah..
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What'cha got here?
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"Casablanca"...
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"Love Story", "When Harry met Sally"
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If your life were a film, would it
be titled, "Romantic Witness"?
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Just give me the DVD's... Wick.
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Hmmm...
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What?...wow!
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What?
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I think you qualify for
our frequent flier program.
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Seventy five rentals in one week.
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And you get to own your own franchise!...ha
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Naw.
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Enjoy.
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Do you smell poop?
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I smell poopy.
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In other news there was a six point
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five earthquake centered
today in Hollywood.
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And now, on to the weather.
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Well, hidy-ho and a hello
out there in toyland, folks.
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Our wild, wacky, one day forecast calls
for out Southern California weather...
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to drop a whopping
two degrees, from eighty
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four to eighty two.
Brrr... Back to you, toots.
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It's Carlee.
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He is such a cheese ball... Right?
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When it's right, you just know it.
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Thanks to ConnectYouAndMe.com, we know it.
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Forever.
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Forever.
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Huh.
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Do you remember my friend
Karen Anderson's daughter, Angie?
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Huh... Yes?
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She just had her... third child!
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And she is two years younger than you.
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Umm... Must you catalog
your friend's children's fetuses?
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I'm just staring down the gun barrel
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of a grandchild-less old age.
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I'm dating! Back off.
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Really?
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Um-hmm.
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-Online. -what?
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Are you in the market for some
guy who looks like Danny Devito...
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who lives in his car
and eats human flesh?
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Way to keep an open mind, mom.
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Honey, do you have mace? -No.
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Pepper spray? -No.
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-Wha... A Taser Gun? -Mother!
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My first Internet date...
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wasn't all I'd hoped for.
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Oh I need it! there you go.
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Oh!, Mom, loves sushi.
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No, I don't.
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She talks about it all the time.
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They can make the ultimate compact
car, but they can't cook their fish.
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She's always trying to eat healthy.
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Riddled with parasites.
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She's never really one to turn
down something new, you know.
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I keep looking for a hook.
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She's my mom.
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That's right dear.
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Thank you. You know I still feel
so gosh darn lucky, you know...
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'Cause she's my best friend and...
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Oh!, last week we went camping
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And she had the time of her life.
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Lost a pint of blood to
mosquitoes and fell off a cliff.
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How many guys do you know
who can go camping with their mom?
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Not many.
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Came within inches of being a paraplegic.
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I would have to say that hanging out
with my mom is my favorite thing to do.
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Totally!
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We just love each other's
company. You know?
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The rash on my thigh is incurable.
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The second date was
an equal disappointment.
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Yeee-Haw!
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Whoo!
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That is right, baby!, Whoo!
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How you like Billy Jean?
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Who?
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My truck.
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I named her Billy Jean.
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Ah...
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Very big, I suppose for this
road, which is... very small!
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Oh, Billy Jean can handle any road.
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She is strong, yet sleek,
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Powerful, yet sensitive.
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Oh... watch this!
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Whoo-Haah!
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Whoo!!
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Yeah!
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Do you have any Dramamine?
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No, why?
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I was just about to retire from
Internet dating when Lyle showed up.
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Charlotte?
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Yes?
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I'm Lyle Wilkes.
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Yeah?
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Not possible.
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Pardon me?
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This is a hidden camera show, right?
267
00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,291
I mean, after I look all happy
to meet you and you leave...
268
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,420
So the real Lyle Wilkes
can show up and he's
269
00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:53,800
my fat, drooling junior
high wood shop teacher.
270
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,233
No hidden camera.
271
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,200
No wood shop.
272
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,767
Charlotte Murphy.
273
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,900
Nice to meet you.
274
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,967
Likewise. May I sit?
275
00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:06,734
Please.
276
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,700
So what do you do, Charlotte?
277
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:19,600
Umm, I'm an assistant to a talent agent.
278
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:20,433
How about you?
279
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,467
Independent contractor.
280
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,734
Oh.
281
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,600
Your table's ready.
282
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,600
I don't want to eat here.
283
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,300
What?
284
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,367
Let's go someplace else.
285
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,500
But, you made the reservation.
286
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,600
Suddenly I have a better idea.
287
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:41,200
Ummm...
288
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,934
Do you eat human flesh?
289
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,667
Only when I drink Tequila.
290
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,100
Come on.
291
00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:52,266
We'll be going elsewhere.
292
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:10,467
Did you know that, ah.. tacos... were
originally invented for horse meat?
293
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:13,900
No, oddly enough I did not know that.
294
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:18,567
In the eighteen hundreds, the Mexican army
used to eat horse meat with every meal.
295
00:22:18,634 --> 00:22:21,616
So I guess after a
while it got a little boring,
296
00:22:21,658 --> 00:22:24,333
so they invented the
taco, to jazz things up.
297
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,900
If they were eating their horses,
what would the ride into battle?
298
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,900
Why do you think they lost Texas?
299
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,400
Do you like the Huggable Beaver?
300
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:42,867
Is that a sex question?
301
00:22:42,934 --> 00:22:48,266
The cartoon: Bilgy, "The Huggable Beaver."
302
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,800
Oh my God!
303
00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:51,500
I love Bilgy!
304
00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:54,667
I thought I was the only
person over ten who did.
305
00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,133
I did it.
306
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,500
What?
307
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,533
I met my primary life goal.
308
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:21,533
I found a beautiful woman who loves
the Huggable Beaver as much as I do.
309
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,033
I don't know about
the beautiful part, but...
310
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:27,567
I am undoubtedly all
about the Huggable Beaver.
311
00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:33,166
- Wow, that came out wrong!
- That came out perfect.
312
00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:47,100
Back to the grind.
313
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:57,533
That month, we saw each
other almost every day.
314
00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,433
We went to foreign films.
315
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,000
So, what did the duck mean?
316
00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,100
I have no idea.
317
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,300
Hey, what about that naked
old guy on the trapeze?
318
00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,600
What was that all about?
319
00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,433
That one got by me too.
320
00:24:14,734 --> 00:24:17,166
We went to coffee houses.
321
00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:21,066
It's all the seer seeing,
but a dream, but a dream.
322
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:34,533
It's good.
323
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,934
Mmm... Mine too.
324
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,100
This place is great.
325
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:47,200
Isn't it?
326
00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:51,233
-This place sucks. -Completely!
327
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:54,433
What is this? This is coffee my
parents had this every morning.
328
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,667
Goat cheese and caffeine what a combo!
329
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,033
Let's go grab a beer.
330
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,133
I heard that!
331
00:25:06,033 --> 00:25:07,734
And we went hiking!
332
00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:19,634
-Beautiful day. -Oh! -What?
333
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:22,767
This bush!...it made a rattling sound.
334
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:27,367
Yeah, you are right. You probably
don't wanna get near that bush, alright?
335
00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:29,100
Let's go over here. You're fine
336
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:33,033
It's not gonna get you as long
you don't jump on it. Let's go.
337
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,934
We meshed.
338
00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:47,066
Don't worry Fruit Loops...
339
00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:50,333
they are going to Hell on a jet rocket.
340
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,500
Ooh... these kids!
341
00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,300
Wow!
342
00:26:04,367 --> 00:26:06,066
I think I'm going to faint.
343
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,967
It's a good thing you're lying down.
344
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:20,200
So, ahh, what's that motion thing
you were doing with your hips?
345
00:26:20,266 --> 00:26:22,934
Maori Indian mating ritual.
346
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,767
Oh.
347
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:29,533
I saw it on National Geographic.
348
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,266
I love National Geographic.
349
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,934
I'm a lifetime subscriber.
350
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,266
Lucky for me.
351
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:41,467
-Hey. -Yeah?
352
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,900
I got you something.
353
00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,467
Oh, my God.
354
00:26:46,533 --> 00:26:48,500
Our pal, Bilgy.
355
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,567
What...
356
00:26:50,634 --> 00:26:52,967
but... It's not my birthday!
357
00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:57,333
I know, but I just saw it,
and it made me think of you.
358
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,934
Oh, my God!
359
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,533
But...
360
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,567
But.. I didn't... get you anything.
361
00:27:04,634 --> 00:27:06,900
So, get me something later.
362
00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:10,934
Thank you!
363
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,100
I love it!
364
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,934
-I love it, thank you! -You're welcome.
365
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:20,600
So... I'm glad to see
you're not a meatloaf.
366
00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:25,433
Actually, I met someone
who's... pretty okay.
367
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,867
Really?
368
00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,767
Uh-hmm
369
00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:30,367
Does he live in his car?
370
00:27:30,433 --> 00:27:32,967
Mom... noo!
371
00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:35,734
Does he look like Danny Devito?
372
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,233
Ahh... not in the least!
373
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,266
Oh...
374
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:45,000
So... When do your father
and I get to meet him?
375
00:27:45,066 --> 00:27:49,367
Ah... When monkeys colonize Mars.
376
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,734
Okay.
377
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,200
I'm just gonna go to work, okay?
378
00:27:57,266 --> 00:27:59,567
I'll be back tonight.
379
00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,800
I'll miss you.
380
00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:29,834
Hey there.
381
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,900
You gonna answer that?
382
00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:25,233
Wilkes Contracting.
383
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,600
Hi, it's me.
384
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,600
Hey, it's good to hear your voice.
385
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:30,967
What are you doing?
386
00:29:31,567 --> 00:29:33,734
Ahh!
387
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,066
Going on the tread mill.
388
00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:38,667
Oh.
389
00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:40,400
Is this a bad time?
390
00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:41,734
Not at all!
391
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,433
Who ever is paying you! I'll double it!!
392
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,533
What was that?
393
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,767
Just the TV.
394
00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:50,500
So... I was thinking about you.
395
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:51,843
So I thought I'd give you a call.
396
00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:54,800
Oh, I'm glad you did.
397
00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:56,634
Really?
398
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:58,834
Absolutely.
399
00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,233
I was hoping you'd say that.
400
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,800
Why wouldn't I?
401
00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:10,166
I don't know, I thought
I might be bugging you.
402
00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:11,700
Weller's coming!
403
00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:14,066
Umm... I have to put you on hold.
404
00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:15,567
Okay!
405
00:30:23,066 --> 00:30:24,967
Hey, are you still there?
406
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,400
Yeah! I'm still here.
407
00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:31,934
Wow, you're really getting a workout, huh?
408
00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,834
Augh!
409
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,700
Nothing as important as cardio!
410
00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:42,233
Augh!
411
00:30:45,934 --> 00:30:48,100
You really keep that TV loud.
412
00:30:48,867 --> 00:30:50,667
Oh shit, I gotta go!
413
00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:51,800
Ahh hmm.
414
00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:53,133
Are you sure?
415
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,367
Ah yeah, I'll see you later tonight, okay?
416
00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:57,133
Augh!
417
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,033
Ahh!
418
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,800
Aahh!!
419
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:01,734
Augh!
420
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,133
Ahh! Charlotte?
421
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,533
Yeah?
422
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,634
I love you.
423
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,567
Huh?
424
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,133
I love you too.
425
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:11,967
Aahhh!
426
00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:14,166
I gotta go!...Bye.
427
00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,634
Wilkes Contracting.
428
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:14,433
It's me again. Are you busy?
429
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:19,967
No, I'm not at all. I
just got off the treadmill.
430
00:32:20,033 --> 00:32:26,367
So... when you said love,
did you mean "love," "love"?
431
00:32:26,433 --> 00:32:28,734
Or just love?
432
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,600
I'm not sure I understand the question.
433
00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:33,834
What I mean is, when
you said, "I love you."
434
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:37,567
Did you say it because was like a
great way to end a phone conversation?
435
00:32:37,634 --> 00:32:43,467
Or because you really,
genuinely, for sure, love me?
436
00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:45,600
What are you waiting for?
437
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:50,300
- Well, why did you say it?
- Hey! I asked you first.
438
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,634
Charleen!!?
439
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:58,734
Well, uh... I said it because
I genuinely love you.
440
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,700
And I want to spend my
foreseeable future with you.
441
00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:07,567
Get your ass over here! Or you'll
be slinging on whores dot com.
442
00:33:07,634 --> 00:33:10,533
Gotta go!...Bye.
443
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,066
Hello? Charlotte?
444
00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:13,433
Come on, lover boy!
445
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,066
Hello?
446
00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:18,133
You don't have the guts!!
447
00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:31,700
Right away!
448
00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:41,867
Wilkes contracting.
449
00:33:41,934 --> 00:33:43,533
Am I bugging you yet?
450
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,367
Hey, I was hoping you would call back.
451
00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:47,734
Ahh, Sorry it took me so long.
452
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,400
My boss is...
453
00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:51,066
my boss.
454
00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:53,066
You're not busy, are you?
455
00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:55,567
No, I'm just tying up some loose ends.
456
00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,000
Listen, I'm sorry I left you hanging.
457
00:33:58,066 --> 00:34:02,500
It's just... I guess I got a little
scared when you said all those things.
458
00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:04,367
That's understandable.
459
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,467
It's just a little soon for me.
460
00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:09,300
Maybe I'm rushing things a little bit.
461
00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:12,467
No!...I'm not saying I
didn't like what you said...
462
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:18,500
I did, and I'm not saying I
don't, maybe, feel the same way.
463
00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:22,600
Look, I don't want you to feel
obligated to say anything back to me.
464
00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:25,266
I just don't want you to
interpret it as a lack of interest.
465
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,698
Or a lack of necessarily feelings, in any
466
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,500
way... I don't want
you to think that at all!
467
00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:32,867
Augh!
468
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,667
I gotta go. Bye.
469
00:34:44,934 --> 00:34:47,700
Who said I didn't have the guts.
470
00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:21,600
So...
471
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,333
So?
472
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,736
Not happening, Dude!
- What?
473
00:35:26,778 --> 00:35:29,166
I am not bringing Lyle
over the house for dinner.
474
00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,100
No way! no how!
475
00:35:30,142 --> 00:35:32,867
Come on now. He is
going to meet us eventually.
476
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,800
I mean, especially if you
are getting serious about him.
477
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,200
I told him I'm an orphan.
478
00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:46,800
Alright. Okay, now... what can I
do to make it worth your while?
479
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:53,500
Vote Democrat in every
election for the rest of your life...
480
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:57,066
Donate two percent of your net
worth to Green Peace... and, uhh...
481
00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,133
pay my cell phone bill
for the next five years!
482
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,634
What? That is a monstrous asking price!!
483
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,700
Always negotiate from
a position of strength.
484
00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:12,367
Done!
485
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,900
How's the roast chicken, Lyle?
486
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,500
Excellent, Mister Murphy!
487
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,700
Umm..would you like
some more potatoes, Lyle?
488
00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:22,533
Yes, please.
489
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,266
You know, there's no butter in them...
490
00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:27,934
Everybody thinks my potatoes are loaded
with butter, But they're not! No, no, no!
491
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,867
I'm sure Lyle doesn't need to know
your secrets for roasting potatoes, mom.
492
00:36:31,934 --> 00:36:33,800
And what are you scared of?
493
00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:37,634
Yet another boyfriend dumps you
because your mother doesn't use butter.
494
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,834
Okay, enough!
495
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,433
I'm sorry.
496
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:47,533
Lyle, Charlotte tells me that you
are... an independent contractor.
497
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,934
That's right.
498
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,033
Well, good work.
499
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:56,333
I think last summer you had a
job with a construction crew...
500
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,767
Travis. He quit after two days.
501
00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,333
Because there were
callouses on his fingers.
502
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,834
You can't be Kurt Cobain with callouses!
503
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,133
Who the fuck is Kurt Cobain?
504
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,667
He's dead.
505
00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:09,467
He's dead!?
506
00:37:11,266 --> 00:37:14,533
What good are you when you're dead?
507
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,400
Now he lives in my basement.
508
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:22,900
I'm just following my dreams, pops!
509
00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:27,634
Don't call me, "Pops".
510
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,500
How many times have I
asked you now to do that?
511
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,967
And the next time you do that,
I'm going to kick your scrawny ass...
512
00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:37,333
right outside.
513
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,000
Touchy! Travis...
514
00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,867
Don't!
515
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:44,166
Don't.
516
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,934
Pops. Oh, Travis!
517
00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:56,867
Umm... Ah... More... more potatoes, Lyle?
518
00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,500
Yes, please.
519
00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:04,533
Yes, it's hard to believe
there's no butter in these, isn't it?
520
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,320
You should sell the recipe to a restaurant.
521
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,634
Oh!...no...
522
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,900
I saw Chad on TV, Charlotte.
523
00:38:11,967 --> 00:38:13,433
Shut up, Travis.
524
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,800
Not a bad actor, really.
525
00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:16,734
Shut up, Travis!!
526
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,500
You two please, just take it easy, okay?
527
00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:21,834
Dad!
528
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,433
I understand.
529
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,433
Acid reflux.
530
00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:34,667
Would you like some
more roasted chicken, Lyle?
531
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,100
Absolutely.
532
00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:06,567
Spuds, Sis?
533
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:13,900
Didn't I tell you that online
dating was a great idea?
534
00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:17,066
Actually, you said I'll most
likely wind up with a cannibal.
535
00:39:17,133 --> 00:39:20,700
Lyle is the complete package.
536
00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:22,266
Pretty much.
537
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,767
You should have dated online years ago!
538
00:39:25,834 --> 00:39:28,767
You're so right.
539
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,333
And he seems so... serious about his work.
540
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,500
Yeah... He doesn't talk about it
much, but I know he works really hard.
541
00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:41,900
Well, don't pry! Men do
not like it when women pry.
542
00:39:41,967 --> 00:39:44,567
Good tip, Laura Bush.
543
00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,467
How is he in bed?
544
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:07,000
Uhh... That question, coming from you...
545
00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:12,033
is utterly horrifying on more
levels than I can begin to count.
546
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:47,700
A pal for Bilgy!
547
00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:49,233
Oh my God...
548
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,033
Oh my God!
549
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,533
You're unbelievable.
550
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,100
You're unbelievable!
551
00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,033
God!
552
00:41:20,867 --> 00:41:24,300
You're not going to work today, Lyle?
553
00:41:24,367 --> 00:41:26,667
I'm taking the morning off.
554
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,900
It's the benefits of self employment.
555
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:32,834
Okay.
556
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,867
Make sure you lock both
locks when you leave, okay?
557
00:41:35,934 --> 00:41:37,634
Got it.
558
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,100
Bye.
559
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:40,934
See you tonight.
560
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,200
Bye.
561
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,533
Charlotte!
562
00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:59,400
Come on Fruit Loops, let's
go for our morning poo-poo.
563
00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:03,033
-Charlotte! -Ohh! Good God!
564
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,567
I'm sorry.
565
00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:08,915
Don't worry baby! It is just the angry
566
00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:13,066
lady's anonymous,
disease ridden sex partner.
567
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,567
Charlotte!
568
00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:20,233
You forgot your purse.
569
00:43:08,066 --> 00:43:08,900
Mister Philips!
570
00:43:08,967 --> 00:43:11,233
Mister Button.
571
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,867
Mister Gutherie, your
three o'clock is there.
572
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,600
Hi!
573
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,667
Mister Borders?
574
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,700
-Mister Gutherie. -Please, call me Scott.
575
00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:29,734
-Scott. -So, looking to buy a house today?
576
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,133
Oh, Mister Weller?
577
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,600
I didn't have anything in
your book for lunch today.
578
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,066
Yeah, that's right.
579
00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:39,066
I don't care if I'm your step brother!
580
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:45,600
I love you like no man could
ever love a non-blood relative.
581
00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:48,600
I understand you can cut
my produce prices in half.
582
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,500
I guarantee it.
583
00:43:50,567 --> 00:43:52,700
Guarantee, huh?
584
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,100
Hey!
585
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:58,800
Get back to the cabbage,
you half brained dimwit!
586
00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:01,867
I'll sling your boney ass!
587
00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:07,333
Besieged by incompetence.
588
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,934
I know what you mean.
589
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,367
So, getting back to my produce crisis.
590
00:44:12,433 --> 00:44:15,400
I think you could come down to my
facility and check it out for yourself.
591
00:44:15,467 --> 00:44:19,000
-Great. -All right.
592
00:44:19,066 --> 00:44:20,467
Yes sir.
593
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:23,100
Well, you came to the right place.
594
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:23,800
After you.
595
00:44:23,867 --> 00:44:25,967
No, no, no! After you.
596
00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:28,367
Thank you.
597
00:44:35,367 --> 00:44:40,467
-So? -So, did you want me to put something?
598
00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:43,567
Charleen, Charleen, Charleen!
599
00:44:43,634 --> 00:44:47,900
My meetings are too important to
be constantly checking in with you
600
00:44:47,967 --> 00:44:51,467
like some dim-witted den mother.
601
00:44:51,533 --> 00:44:53,567
It's Charlotte, Mister Weller.
602
00:44:53,634 --> 00:44:56,200
I don't care!
603
00:44:56,266 --> 00:44:58,634
I happen to have a very
important lunch meeting...
604
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:01,800
and I chose not to tell you.
605
00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:13,233
Park it where I can see it, Jose.
606
00:45:14,634 --> 00:45:18,233
The name's Jimmy, pendejo!
607
00:45:24,834 --> 00:45:26,500
Mister Harris.
608
00:45:26,567 --> 00:45:28,867
Mister Weller.
609
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,433
I can't tell you how excited I am...
610
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,266
to have someone of your
reputation interested in this project.
611
00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:43,934
I think it could be big.
612
00:45:46,233 --> 00:45:48,333
Very nice tie.
613
00:45:51,266 --> 00:45:54,834
And I will be the father to your child
614
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,500
despite his massive deformities.
615
00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:00,867
I want to be with you...
616
00:46:00,934 --> 00:46:04,200
in all four seasons.
617
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,700
Sorry, it's from my soap.
618
00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:14,233
It's all I really had time to prepare.
619
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:16,266
No, no... It was..great.
620
00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:18,900
Oh, well thank you.
621
00:46:18,967 --> 00:46:20,800
You know, I really
haven't done much theater.
622
00:46:20,867 --> 00:46:23,333
You know in fact, I
haven't done any theater.
623
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,700
But I know it could help my career.
624
00:46:25,767 --> 00:46:29,500
I just wanna be taken
seriously as an actor.
625
00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:31,333
I'm ready to give you the part.
626
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,300
Re.. Really?
627
00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:36,033
Oh my God!
628
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:37,300
Ah...
629
00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:38,834
thank you.
630
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,900
You won't regret it!
631
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,834
I'm sure you're right!
632
00:46:51,867 --> 00:46:53,934
Lyle was spending a lot of time at work
633
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,367
and I was about to comfront him about it..
634
00:46:56,433 --> 00:46:58,934
When he came home with tickets to Cabo.
635
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,233
How's your Spanish?
636
00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:23,400
Earlier today, super model
Vasheka gave this heartbreaking interview.
637
00:48:23,467 --> 00:48:28,333
Chad, if you can her me
I'm sorry that I called you
638
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,767
a no talent, pretty boy trained
chimp, who sounds like chipmunk.
639
00:48:33,834 --> 00:48:36,934
You're the only one for me.
640
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,500
Please come back.
641
00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:57,767
Charlotte?
642
00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,133
Yes, Mister Ward?
643
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,367
I want to start off by
saying how happy I am
644
00:49:01,433 --> 00:49:04,934
to be replacing Mister Weller,
and to have you as my assistant.
645
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,667
Thank you Mister Ward.
646
00:49:06,734 --> 00:49:08,800
Call me Josh.
647
00:49:08,867 --> 00:49:12,066
I was going to get myself a
mineral water. Would you like one?
648
00:49:12,133 --> 00:49:14,634
Oh, yes please, Mister Ward.
649
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:15,634
Josh.
650
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:19,100
Right, Josh.
651
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:24,033
Chad was reportedly doing
Dinner Theater in Saint Petersburg
652
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,859
Thank you doctor-The
good doctor will be right with you.
653
00:49:26,901 --> 00:49:27,834
Okay.
654
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:30,513
The new guy playing Doctor Blade Shamrock
655
00:49:30,555 --> 00:49:33,533
was a shoe in for this
year's daytime award.
656
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:41,600
Monica, I'm afraid you are
never going to walk again.
657
00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:45,467
But Doctor Shamrock, you
said it was just a head cold.
658
00:49:45,533 --> 00:49:47,934
Sadly no.
659
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,367
You have Kiwi disease.
660
00:49:50,433 --> 00:49:53,755
It's a rare neurological
virus that tricks you
661
00:49:53,797 --> 00:49:57,233
brain into thinking that
your legs are useless.
662
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,667
And that you're from New Zealand.
663
00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:05,834
Ohh..I'll have to abandon my dream
of dancing for the Bolshoi Ballet.
664
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:09,567
And I'll adopt a really annoying accent.
665
00:50:16,734 --> 00:50:19,567
The Dingo ate me baby!
666
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,934
Come on Fruit Loops...
667
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,500
Come on little boy.
668
00:50:33,567 --> 00:50:35,133
How was work today?
669
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,000
I made a killing.
670
00:50:39,767 --> 00:50:42,400
Hidy ho, and a hello
out there in toyland, folks.
671
00:50:42,467 --> 00:50:45,367
An actual rain drop was
felt today in Van Nuys.
672
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:47,133
Better call out the National Guard.
673
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,700
What a cheese ball.
674
00:50:51,934 --> 00:50:53,767
Come on, sweetheart.
675
00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:56,000
Aaah!
676
00:50:58,533 --> 00:51:00,433
Mrs. Sheehan.
677
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,600
Consider this your last warning.
678
00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:06,133
If you don't properly train that little
menace to shut its fur ball ass up.
679
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:11,000
I will feel completely justified in
feeding it to my cousin's boa constrictor!
680
00:51:11,066 --> 00:51:15,400
My God! ohh... Don't worry Fruit Loops...
681
00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:21,100
The unstable prostitute will
never feed you to a boa constrictor.
682
00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:24,433
My little baby.
683
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,333
You what?
684
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,025
Aah!
685
00:51:27,067 --> 00:51:28,833
Aah!!
686
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,833
Get lost.
687
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:44,533
Number... five.
688
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,367
Fruit Loops!
689
00:51:46,433 --> 00:51:53,400
Rat, weasel, greasy ball of shit!
690
00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:57,500
Ha ha ha! How do you like me now bitch?
691
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:06,066
Is everything alright?
692
00:52:06,133 --> 00:52:07,767
Umm-hm.
693
00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:10,667
Hidy ho, diddly
do, it is rain, rain, rain.
694
00:52:10,734 --> 00:52:13,033
Better keep those Bar-B-Q's
inside, ladies and germs...
695
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:14,867
Because as my mama used to say...
696
00:52:14,934 --> 00:52:17,033
"You can't go out in the
rain with out getting wet."
697
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:19,400
What the hell...?
698
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,100
Number Six!
699
00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:27,033
What's that guy's name again?
700
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,433
Umm.. Billy Joe... something.
701
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,800
Hey pooch
702
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:49,600
Want a biscuit?
703
00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:03,800
Two points.
704
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,066
I'm like talking Ferrari.
705
00:53:27,133 --> 00:53:29,166
Excuse me, but umm...
706
00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:33,867
didn't I see you two in the Hawaiian
Tropic bikini contest?..in Maui?
707
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,900
I'm Billy Joe Philbin.
708
00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:41,433
I do the weather on channel
eight. You've seen me.
709
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,400
Can you believe this guy?
710
00:53:43,467 --> 00:53:45,867
Are you and I going to
sleep with him, or just bolt?
711
00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:48,333
Let's get out of here.
712
00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:51,834
What a cheese ball!
713
00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:54,533
Fat old cheese ball.
714
00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:59,700
- Dykes!
- Hi, a Harvey on the rocks please. Thanks.
715
00:54:01,066 --> 00:54:02,166
Hi there.
716
00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:03,233
Hello.
717
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:05,367
Did you ever dated a weather man?
718
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:32,634
Say... didn't I see you in the Hawaiian
Tropic Bikini Competition in Maui?
719
00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:37,300
Excuse me little lady... But ah...
720
00:54:37,367 --> 00:54:42,967
didn't I see you in the Hawaiian
Tropic Bikini Competition in Maui?
721
00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:44,867
Aren't you Billy Joe Philbin?
722
00:54:44,934 --> 00:54:47,000
That's right.
723
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:49,166
My wife and I watch you every night.
724
00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:51,567
Oh! thanks. Thanks a lot.
725
00:54:51,634 --> 00:54:53,200
Have you ever acted in movies?
726
00:54:53,266 --> 00:54:56,700
No, but..uh, I've been asked.
727
00:54:56,767 --> 00:54:59,600
I run a small production company
and we have a role coming up...
728
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,967
that I think would be perfect for you!
729
00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:03,041
Really?
730
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:06,233
Look, if you're
interested... give me a call.
731
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,266
Alright, ah..thanks! Thanks a lot!
732
00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:12,000
-Hopefully I'll see you soon. -Yeah.
733
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,500
You said sixty percent chance of rain...
734
00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:38,433
Clear as a bell.
735
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:42,066
Lyle and I decided it
was time to cohabitate.
736
00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:47,433
Can I be part of the family?
737
00:55:48,133 --> 00:55:49,767
Oh my God.
738
00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,834
Oh my God!
739
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:54,400
Thank you.
740
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,533
Lyle, dinner's ready!
741
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,967
I'll be right there!
742
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:33,367
So, when am I going to be able
to see your brother's band play?
743
00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:35,233
Ha ha ha!
744
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:37,400
Yeah, right.
745
00:56:37,467 --> 00:56:41,300
Do these potatoes have any butter
in them? Because they are good.
746
00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:43,867
Hey! They are good.
747
00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:45,100
Hey! They are good.
748
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,900
It's a family recipe here.
749
00:56:50,634 --> 00:56:52,934
Have you ever wondered
what the world would be like...
750
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,667
if all the meat eating
animals ate vegetables
751
00:56:55,734 --> 00:56:59,767
and all the vegetable-eating
animals ate meat?
752
00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:02,400
No, I've never wondered that.
753
00:57:02,467 --> 00:57:04,700
Well, think about it.
754
00:57:04,767 --> 00:57:07,867
Everybody would be running
from wild blood thirsty cows.
755
00:57:07,934 --> 00:57:10,767
And from savage saber tooth horses.
756
00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:13,008
You couldn't walk out
of the front door because
757
00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:15,266
of all the carnivorous
chipmunks and squirrels.
758
00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,800
It would be complete bedlam.
759
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:24,533
I tend to worry about really weird things.
760
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,800
Like, getting hit by a bus.
761
00:57:26,867 --> 00:57:30,934
Or getting caught on the freeway
in a nine point 0 earthquake.
762
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,567
That'll never happen.
763
00:57:35,567 --> 00:57:37,843
You know that inversion layer
we were talking about the other day
764
00:57:37,867 --> 00:57:39,333
is actually going to pass over us...
765
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,610
but that's still going to mean
that we are going to have...
766
00:57:41,634 --> 00:57:43,233
very calmed subtle temperatures...
767
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:46,400
This new guy is so much better.
768
00:57:46,467 --> 00:57:48,834
I miss the old one.
769
00:57:56,533 --> 00:57:59,800
It's quieter since that
canine rat ran away.
770
00:58:02,367 --> 00:58:04,233
Yeah.
771
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,567
Yeah.
772
00:58:08,634 --> 00:58:10,867
Our lives became fairly pedestrian:
773
00:58:10,934 --> 00:58:15,333
During the day I would go to my job...
774
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,734
and Lyle would go to his.
775
00:58:22,367 --> 00:58:25,567
The nights, we spent together.
776
00:58:25,634 --> 00:58:27,333
-Hey, Lyle? -Yeah.
777
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,409
-What's that? -What's what?
778
00:58:28,433 --> 00:58:29,433
It looks like blood.
779
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,634
Where?
780
00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:33,000
Yeah, right there, behind your ear.
781
00:58:33,066 --> 00:58:34,200
Huh.
782
00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:35,667
Did you cut yourself?
783
00:58:35,734 --> 00:58:38,100
I don't think so...
784
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,066
You know what? It is probably
from that mosquito that I swatted.
785
00:58:43,133 --> 00:58:44,333
I'll go wash it off.
786
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,433
-Hey... -Yeah?
787
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,700
-Not now. -Not now?
788
00:58:51,033 --> 00:58:53,800
Okay, here we are.
789
00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:06,934
Hey, Lyle?
790
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,133
Yeah?
791
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,233
Who is that?
792
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,800
Oh, that's a guy I work with.
793
00:59:11,867 --> 00:59:13,667
He's trying to be an actor.
794
00:59:13,734 --> 00:59:15,967
Really? Does he think you can help him?
795
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:19,467
No, no... he was just giving
us all a copy of his head shot.
796
00:59:19,533 --> 00:59:21,800
It was actually kind of a joke.
797
00:59:21,867 --> 00:59:24,333
Come on, let's eat.
798
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,033
You're gonna love this place.
799
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:35,200
Oh, Godfather Three.
800
00:59:35,266 --> 00:59:38,400
Is that the one where the dumb
son gets drowned in the lake?
801
00:59:38,467 --> 00:59:40,166
That's number two.
802
00:59:40,233 --> 00:59:43,433
Oh, is that the one where the fat
guy gets a knife through his hand?
803
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,767
One.
804
00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:46,867
I don't remember three.
805
00:59:47,867 --> 00:59:50,233
They pulled me back in!
806
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:51,634
Oh yeah!
807
00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,500
-No. -No? -hu-humm
808
00:59:53,567 --> 00:59:54,667
Okay.
809
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,900
Alien three.
810
01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:05,266
There's too many bald people in that.
811
01:00:10,767 --> 01:00:12,233
Thelma and Louise.
812
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:14,367
Umm.. too chick.
813
01:00:14,433 --> 01:00:17,033
Too...? okay!
814
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,767
Terminator!
815
01:00:26,834 --> 01:00:29,700
Perfect!...Come on.
816
01:00:30,767 --> 01:00:33,066
Thanks a lot. Have them back Wednesday.
817
01:00:34,133 --> 01:00:36,500
Oh, thank God.
818
01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:39,333
We can stay in business.
819
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,900
Hi ya, Wick.
820
01:00:41,967 --> 01:00:46,634
I see somebody discovered
stud service dot com.
821
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:48,967
Chop chop, dick.
822
01:00:49,033 --> 01:00:50,900
I mean, Wick.
823
01:00:50,967 --> 01:00:53,600
Oh...
824
01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,467
I am so sorry.
825
01:00:55,533 --> 01:01:01,233
I am squandering your valuable
time, eye locked to the idiot tube.
826
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,900
How can I atone? How?
827
01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,867
Terminator.
828
01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:10,100
Someone's got a well
of unused testosterone.
829
01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:13,200
Just give us the DVD, friend.
830
01:01:13,266 --> 01:01:15,266
Friend?
831
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:23,133
You know, I love the smell of
re-channeled homosexuality.
832
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,700
Are you picturing me in a
mini skirt? You are aren't you.
833
01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:27,967
Huh? Did I shave? You
want to know, don't you?
834
01:01:28,033 --> 01:01:31,700
That's it! I was nice before, but no more.
835
01:01:31,767 --> 01:01:33,767
You've made the grade now, buddy.
836
01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:36,166
Number seven.
837
01:01:36,233 --> 01:01:37,400
Oh, I'm number one.
838
01:01:37,467 --> 01:01:39,000
Wick.
839
01:01:39,066 --> 01:01:40,567
Smart ass...
840
01:01:40,634 --> 01:01:41,867
little
841
01:01:41,934 --> 01:01:42,967
video
842
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,266
store
843
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,300
pissant
844
01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:47,800
You got fangs.
845
01:01:47,867 --> 01:01:49,500
That ought to do it.
846
01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:50,667
I'm scared.
847
01:01:50,734 --> 01:01:52,266
I'm scared.
848
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,400
I'll see you soon.
849
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,734
Next!
850
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,367
You love popcorn and stuff?
851
01:02:00,433 --> 01:02:01,300
I love pop corn!
852
01:02:01,367 --> 01:02:02,367
I do too!
853
01:02:04,767 --> 01:02:07,467
Jesus! that douche!
854
01:02:07,533 --> 01:02:09,567
He always takes my space!
855
01:02:09,634 --> 01:02:12,667
That's my space!
856
01:02:17,934 --> 01:02:20,600
Number eight...
857
01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:22,433
the owner..
858
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:28,266
Of this piece... of shit... car.
859
01:02:29,233 --> 01:02:30,967
Hah!
860
01:02:31,033 --> 01:02:32,767
Why don't you just park out front?
861
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,033
Fine.
862
01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:07,200
Whoa! What the hell?! Hey ass wipe!
863
01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:08,567
Move it!
864
01:03:08,634 --> 01:03:10,266
Me?
865
01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:12,266
Sorry.
866
01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,734
One word: deodorant...
867
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,266
Ahh!
868
01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,967
Uhh, Jeez!
869
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,900
And stay tuned for eye
witness news at 6PM tonight
870
01:03:55,967 --> 01:03:57,900
when we have an exclusive interview with
871
01:03:57,967 --> 01:04:00,300
the first man to eve give birth to twins.
872
01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:01,807
And now onto the weather with Craig.
873
01:04:01,834 --> 01:04:02,700
Craig?
874
01:04:02,767 --> 01:04:03,900
Thank you, Carlee.
875
01:04:03,967 --> 01:04:05,934
Carlee, you know that low pressure system
876
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,857
we were talking about
earlier today is actually
877
01:04:07,899 --> 01:04:09,600
going to be out by the end of the morning.
878
01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:11,066
A hundred percent better.
879
01:04:11,133 --> 01:04:13,567
Which is going to give
us a beautiful afternoon.
880
01:04:13,634 --> 01:04:16,251
And all know, a beautiful
afternoon means you have
881
01:04:16,293 --> 01:04:18,900
to do something challenging,
something rewarding.
882
01:04:18,967 --> 01:04:21,533
So how about if you and I go sky diving?
883
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,867
Well, that would be wonderful,
Craig. I am off at noon, so...
884
01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:37,300
How about if we bungee jump out
of the plane while we're sky diving?
885
01:04:37,367 --> 01:04:39,600
It could have been yours, Chad.
886
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:43,000
And you know what, I did some research
and your name, Carlee in English means
887
01:04:43,066 --> 01:04:44,634
Petite and womanly...
888
01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:48,200
But in my culture, in my culture
your name actually stands for
889
01:04:48,266 --> 01:04:50,133
the cherry blossoms are blooming.
890
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,634
Oh wow. Thanks, Craig.
891
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:05,567
Ties to organized crime?
892
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:12,233
Presumed dead.
893
01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:14,033
Lyle, who's that?
894
01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:17,000
Oh, that's a guy I work with.
895
01:05:17,066 --> 01:05:19,100
He's trying to be an actor.
896
01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:26,734
Fruit Loops!?
897
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,367
Where's my little poo-poo?
898
01:05:29,433 --> 01:05:31,667
Come here boy!
899
01:05:31,734 --> 01:05:34,634
Fruit Loops, where are you?!
900
01:05:46,467 --> 01:05:48,266
Oh, God...
901
01:06:30,433 --> 01:06:32,700
last night he was on my death list.
902
01:06:32,767 --> 01:06:35,500
This morning... he is dead.
903
01:06:35,567 --> 01:06:40,333
Only once in my life had I
received this kind of a shock...
904
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,333
What do you think about Kenny Wales?
905
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,934
Charlotte...
906
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,233
Yeah?
907
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:51,166
Would you kiss me... with tongue?
908
01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:20,567
Charlotte?
909
01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:24,000
So, I don't understand.
910
01:07:24,066 --> 01:07:26,834
He worked here for like..sixteen years.
911
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,166
Where is he?
912
01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:30,233
- I... I don't know.
- So you don't talk to him?
913
01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:33,800
No... No one has seen
or heard a thing from him.
914
01:07:33,867 --> 01:07:35,000
-really? -Yeah!
915
01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:39,066
His wife... said he had gambling debts.
916
01:07:39,133 --> 01:07:44,467
To tell you the truth, it's been a lot
calmer around here since he's left.
917
01:07:49,467 --> 01:07:50,767
Thank you.
918
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,667
He completely disappeared!
He didn't say anything to anybody
919
01:07:53,734 --> 01:07:57,600
Management found out he
was stealing the office supplies.
920
01:07:59,433 --> 01:08:02,333
Oh sweety, you are better off without him.
921
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,900
You know what makes me
feel better when I'm upset?
922
01:08:04,967 --> 01:08:06,734
A new house.
923
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,700
This one just opened on the market.
924
01:08:08,767 --> 01:08:10,800
Do you want to call me?
925
01:08:17,033 --> 01:08:18,600
Never talked about his work.
926
01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:21,600
He never invited me to his office.
927
01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:26,567
I bought him stuffed animals,
and he made my journal come true.
928
01:08:41,834 --> 01:08:45,100
So your boyfriend killed
all of these people...
929
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:47,333
After you said you wanted to kill them.
930
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,800
No! I didn't want to kill them.
931
01:08:49,867 --> 01:08:52,767
Look, I was angry and I
have issues with hostility.
932
01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:55,266
So my psychologist
suggested that I write a journal.
933
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,743
And then all these things started...
934
01:08:56,767 --> 01:08:58,876
Did you tell your boyfriend
that you wanted to kill them?
935
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:01,700
No!! I didn't wanna kill them!
936
01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:04,867
Look!
937
01:09:04,934 --> 01:09:07,967
I think he is a hit man.
938
01:09:08,033 --> 01:09:11,834
And he thought he was doing
me some sort of favor. Ohh...
939
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,800
A hit man?
940
01:09:13,867 --> 01:09:16,100
I'm pretty sure killed that
volleyball promoter guy.
941
01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:17,600
And why would you think that?
942
01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:20,333
Because he had a picture of him in his car.
943
01:09:21,634 --> 01:09:22,634
And!
944
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,634
He never talks about his work.
945
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,834
And I've never been to his office.
946
01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:30,567
And he's even got
Wick's body in his trunk!!
947
01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:31,667
Wick? Wick?
948
01:09:31,734 --> 01:09:34,867
Uh!...Number seven!
949
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,700
Let's go!!
950
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,634
If we don't go we'll never get rid of her.
951
01:09:55,867 --> 01:09:57,500
We're here.
952
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,567
Alright, show us.
953
01:10:00,634 --> 01:10:02,367
You'll see.
954
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,367
Ha!
955
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,734
Uhh!...He's gone!
956
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,433
Wick... Wick's gone!
957
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,600
I'm guessing you're a fan
of hallucinogenic drugs.
958
01:10:15,667 --> 01:10:18,767
There was a dead video
store employee in that trunk!!
959
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,567
If you say so, sweetheart.
960
01:10:25,266 --> 01:10:27,333
It was on twitter.
961
01:10:28,133 --> 01:10:30,467
Let's get out of here!
962
01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:40,503
So we're thinking of having a 4th of
July picnic and you should bring Lyle.
963
01:10:40,527 --> 01:10:41,325
Mom...
964
01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:44,667
When is Lyle's birthday? 'Cause your
father and I wanna get him something
965
01:10:44,734 --> 01:10:45,534
Mom!
966
01:10:45,576 --> 01:10:48,100
Like a leather jacket, hiking
boots, nothing too over...
967
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,367
Lyle... is a killer.
968
01:10:50,433 --> 01:10:52,233
Ha ha!, Like a lady killer?
969
01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:54,166
No, like a...
970
01:10:54,233 --> 01:10:56,867
killer, killer!
971
01:10:56,934 --> 01:10:58,233
Honey, I'm not following.
972
01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,066
He... murders people!
973
01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:02,100
Professionally.
974
01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,467
Still lost here.
975
01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:06,266
My boyfriend is a hit man!!
976
01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,400
Oh my God!
977
01:11:08,467 --> 01:11:11,667
Umm... She's joking. Umm.. Really.
978
01:11:11,734 --> 01:11:14,233
You're so funny!
979
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,400
Wh... What? A hit man!!?
980
01:11:16,467 --> 01:11:19,000
Independent Contractor?
981
01:11:19,066 --> 01:11:22,133
It's a code! he's... Jason Bourne!
982
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,200
Oh!
983
01:11:24,266 --> 01:11:26,066
Well!
984
01:11:26,133 --> 01:11:30,033
Honey, you know sometimes you
have to take the good with the bad.
985
01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:31,634
Excuse me?
986
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:33,900
When you father and I were first married.
987
01:11:33,967 --> 01:11:36,767
He used to like to put a
cucumber in his underwear.
988
01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:40,233
-What?! -I know! I used to hate it, but...
989
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:44,500
you know, I loved him! So I got used to it.
990
01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:48,734
Ok, umm... As frightening
as the visual of Dad
991
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,934
with a cucumber in his underwear is...
992
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,300
and I am certain I will never be
able to fully get that out of my head...
993
01:11:54,367 --> 01:11:57,934
How is that in the least bit relevant
to the fact that the man I'm living with...
994
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,667
is a mass murderer!!!
995
01:11:59,734 --> 01:12:05,834
Honey, because true
love requires sacrifice.
996
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:12,600
I've died and gone to Hell.
997
01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:15,066
Oh, honey...
998
01:12:15,133 --> 01:12:17,033
Oh! your hair looks nice today!
999
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:21,800
The only solution was to catch Lyle myself.
1000
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:55,300
How was your day, Lyle?
1001
01:13:55,367 --> 01:13:56,934
Oh, not so special.
1002
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,667
Poured a couple of foundation,
committed a couple of homicides.
1003
01:13:59,734 --> 01:14:02,242
Oh, and I closed a sale on that
twelve unit condominium complex.
1004
01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:05,033
Run that one by me again!...?
1005
01:14:15,834 --> 01:14:19,200
So how is your friend's acting going?
1006
01:14:19,266 --> 01:14:20,567
Huh?
1007
01:14:20,634 --> 01:14:22,634
Your friend, whose... head,
1008
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:26,634
I mean head shot! I found
in the back of your car.
1009
01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:31,367
Oh, him! Dave.
1010
01:14:31,433 --> 01:14:32,367
Dave?
1011
01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:34,533
Yeah, Dave.
1012
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,266
How's his acting?
1013
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:41,266
He gave it up. He's now counseling
runaways teenagers in Myanmar.
1014
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,000
-Myanmar? -Yeah!
1015
01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:46,800
Apparently the teenage runaway
problem there is quite rampant.
1016
01:14:46,867 --> 01:14:49,433
Huh!
1017
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:55,233
So... I was thinking you might try
help Mrs. Sheehan find her dog.
1018
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:57,100
That would be neighborly.
1019
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:59,000
What do you think could
have happened to him?
1020
01:14:59,066 --> 01:15:03,233
Little critter like that, he could
crawled under the heater and suffocated.
1021
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:06,033
So he's dead?
1022
01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:10,500
Could be living in a dumpster,
feeding on slow moving insects.
1023
01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:13,066
Hmm.. Ha, ha.
1024
01:15:22,033 --> 01:15:25,166
This is good, Honey. Very good.
1025
01:15:25,233 --> 01:15:27,233
Yummy.
1026
01:15:51,867 --> 01:15:55,634
Where are you going Lyle?
1027
01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:59,166
Is that where you get your guns?
1028
01:15:59,233 --> 01:16:03,800
Ah! Is that where you
find your next target?
1029
01:16:03,867 --> 01:16:06,967
What do you get in there?
1030
01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:12,634
Ice cream!?
1031
01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:20,734
Keep your pants on!
1032
01:16:23,467 --> 01:16:25,533
No! get out of the way!
1033
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,934
Get, get, out of the way!
1034
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,634
Shit!
1035
01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:31,634
-Hey! -Ahhhh!
1036
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:33,634
Hi! Hi!
1037
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:35,600
Ahh...
1038
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,367
What are you doing here?
1039
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:40,033
Uhh...
1040
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:44,233
Picking up my bosses's cleaning.
1041
01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:46,834
He gets his dry cleaning
done all the way down here?
1042
01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:49,600
Oh yeah!...He loves this place!
1043
01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:52,433
Hmm... Haa..
1044
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,600
What's with the video camera?
1045
01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:55,900
Ah, this?
1046
01:16:55,967 --> 01:16:58,600
Oh, he likes me to video tape...
1047
01:16:58,667 --> 01:16:59,967
the cleaners!
1048
01:17:00,033 --> 01:17:02,367
To make sure they don't
switch up his clothes!
1049
01:17:02,433 --> 01:17:05,066
He's really paranoid about it.
1050
01:17:07,967 --> 01:17:09,166
I guess so.
1051
01:17:16,934 --> 01:17:18,867
I hate this singer.
1052
01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:20,967
Really?
1053
01:17:21,033 --> 01:17:24,266
Well! not hate, hate...
1054
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,767
It's not a personal thing.
1055
01:17:25,834 --> 01:17:27,576
It's just, I don't really
care for his music.
1056
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,934
It's not like I would put him
in my journal, or anything!
1057
01:17:31,066 --> 01:17:33,200
Ah.. Okay.
1058
01:17:36,767 --> 01:17:40,400
Hey! This is a legal parking space.
1059
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:51,266
Ahh... No, no. No. Yeah, I am
in the way. You're right, my bad!!
1060
01:17:55,667 --> 01:17:58,266
Did your boss get his cleaning?
1061
01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,000
What?
1062
01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:03,233
Your boss, did he get his cleaning?
1063
01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,100
Oh, yeah.
1064
01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:07,433
He did, thank you.
1065
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:10,033
And the video?
1066
01:18:11,967 --> 01:18:15,600
Oh yeah, he got that too.
1067
01:18:15,667 --> 01:18:17,667
Over demanding bosses...
1068
01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:21,800
sometimes you just want to shoot
them in the head, and bury them in a ditch.
1069
01:18:33,433 --> 01:18:34,867
Your mother called.
1070
01:18:34,934 --> 01:18:36,667
-Oh yeah? -Yeah.
1071
01:18:36,734 --> 01:18:39,734
Said your brother was missing.
1072
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,600
My brother?
1073
01:18:41,667 --> 01:18:45,433
Yeah. And then she called right back
and said he was just out with his band.
1074
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:49,867
Ohh... Yeah, he's a, wild man.
1075
01:18:57,734 --> 01:19:00,166
Charlotte?
1076
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:03,967
Yeah?
1077
01:19:04,033 --> 01:19:06,500
I think it's time I come clean.
1078
01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:09,200
About what?
1079
01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:11,367
Everything.
1080
01:19:11,433 --> 01:19:14,100
What is it, Lyle?
1081
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:18,834
It's big.
1082
01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,333
You can tell me.
1083
01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:37,867
Will you marry me?
1084
01:19:37,934 --> 01:19:40,300
Will you be my wife?
1085
01:19:40,367 --> 01:19:41,567
Ahh...
1086
01:19:41,634 --> 01:19:43,400
I love you.
1087
01:19:43,467 --> 01:19:45,700
I know you love me.
1088
01:19:45,767 --> 01:19:46,533
Ahh...
1089
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,834
Be my wife, Charlotte.
1090
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,100
No.
1091
01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:51,000
No?
1092
01:19:51,066 --> 01:19:51,758
No.
1093
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:52,867
No?
1094
01:19:52,934 --> 01:19:55,500
You're not going to kill me, are you?
1095
01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:57,567
It's an option.
1096
01:19:57,633 --> 01:19:59,034
We can't get married, Lyle.
1097
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:03,567
We're totally different. You
kill people. I just hate them.
1098
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:07,233
You're talking about my work.
1099
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,634
Your work?
1100
01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:11,166
Yeah. You know...
1101
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,967
My work.
1102
01:20:17,567 --> 01:20:22,533
I shot Kennedy. I confess!
1103
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,600
You're a hit man, aren't you?
1104
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:28,100
See now, I prefer mortality consultant.
1105
01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:30,934
Where did you put the bodies?
1106
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,333
Normally that's very
privileged information.
1107
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:37,433
But, seeing on how we're living together...
1108
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,467
I'll show you.
1109
01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:41,266
Show me? -Yeah, it'll be fun!
1110
01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:43,533
-I would rather not. -Oh, come on.
1111
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,200
Actually, my mom called, we
are gonna go for coffee together.
1112
01:20:46,266 --> 01:20:49,800
- I am fairly positive, you may enjoy this.
- Nah.
1113
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,100
Hello
1114
01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:10,634
Mmmm! mmm!
1115
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,810
See now, this is going to help
you better empathize with the
1116
01:21:13,834 --> 01:21:15,300
individuals that we're gonna go see.
1117
01:21:15,367 --> 01:21:18,166
It's going to make the
experience that much richer.
1118
01:21:18,233 --> 01:21:20,634
Shhh.. This is tough stuff.
1119
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,433
Struggling against duct tape...
1120
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:26,233
only makes it tighter. Okay?
So you can do what you want, but
1121
01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:29,500
I wouldn't do that if I
were you, but it's your call.
1122
01:21:32,433 --> 01:21:36,800
I'm not sure you are going to enjoy
this experience like I thought you would.
1123
01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:40,367
Oh well, anyway, it will be fine.
1124
01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:43,233
What, have you been working out, girl?
1125
01:21:46,533 --> 01:21:50,500
And that's how I got myself
into the trunk of this car.
1126
01:21:50,567 --> 01:21:53,100
Help!
1127
01:22:12,567 --> 01:22:15,133
Ahhhh!
1128
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,967
Ahhhh!!
1129
01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:18,367
No one can hear you.
1130
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,133
Ahhhh!
1131
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,934
Now you're just startling
the wild life, Charlotte.
1132
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,600
Where are we?
1133
01:22:28,667 --> 01:22:31,000
Somewhere in the valley, I think.
1134
01:22:31,066 --> 01:22:34,033
The bodies, they're all here?
1135
01:22:34,834 --> 01:22:36,400
Affirmative.
1136
01:22:36,467 --> 01:22:37,500
Where?
1137
01:22:37,567 --> 01:22:38,634
Where?
1138
01:22:40,767 --> 01:22:42,800
You're standing on Mister Button.
1139
01:22:42,867 --> 01:22:45,367
Ahhh! Mister Button?
1140
01:22:45,433 --> 01:22:49,567
Yeah. That tiny spot right there
is that annoying little rat-dog
1141
01:22:49,634 --> 01:22:51,400
Fruit Loops?
1142
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:52,567
I think so.
1143
01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:55,400
It is hard to keep that
little varmint straight.
1144
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:59,700
The others, they are all here?
1145
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:03,133
Yeah, your whole journal.
1146
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,066
Cheesy weatherman is right there.
1147
01:23:06,133 --> 01:23:08,600
Over there is Wick.
1148
01:23:08,667 --> 01:23:12,300
There, is uh... Chad and Scott.
1149
01:23:12,367 --> 01:23:14,600
And right there is your old boss.
1150
01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:19,133
And then a few of my professional
clients are mixed in with them.
1151
01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:25,200
So, homicide is in fact your profession.
1152
01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:27,767
It's more of a calling, really.
1153
01:23:27,834 --> 01:23:30,900
How could you do that?
1154
01:23:30,967 --> 01:23:33,033
What... You mean did I go to school for it?
1155
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:39,066
No. I mean, how can you make the
taking of human life your profession?
1156
01:23:39,133 --> 01:23:40,967
How does anyone chose a profession, really?
1157
01:23:41,033 --> 01:23:43,867
I mean, what makes a professional wrestler?
1158
01:23:43,934 --> 01:23:45,834
What makes a professional bird watcher?
1159
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:48,066
What makes a professional vegetable taster?
1160
01:23:48,133 --> 01:23:50,100
Who knows how these
things sort themselves out?
1161
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:52,600
Okay, bird watching isn't a profession.
1162
01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:53,767
Why not?
1163
01:23:53,834 --> 01:23:57,233
It's more of a hobby.
1164
01:23:57,300 --> 01:23:59,934
The Audubon Society is
professional bird watchers.
1165
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,600
No, they're volunteers.
1166
01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:04,367
Get down on your knees.
1167
01:24:04,433 --> 01:24:06,467
Excuse me?
1168
01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:09,100
My instructions were not ambiguous.
1169
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:11,233
Why do you want me to get down on my knees?
1170
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,600
No.
1171
01:24:14,667 --> 01:24:16,066
I'm a Buddhist.
1172
01:24:16,133 --> 01:24:18,767
You're going to kill me.
1173
01:24:18,834 --> 01:24:19,900
Yep.
1174
01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:21,734
But I thought you loved me.
1175
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,600
Hey, I do love you.
1176
01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:27,066
But I'm not going to go to prison for you.
1177
01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:30,934
- My love has boundaries.
- But I'm not going to send you to prison.
1178
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,884
Oh, so those cops you
were talking to, they're
1179
01:24:32,926 --> 01:24:34,934
helping you with the
neighborhood watch program?
1180
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,634
You know about them?
1181
01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:38,100
Yeah.
1182
01:24:38,166 --> 01:24:40,734
Well, I got scared.
1183
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,400
What do you want, when you find
out your boyfriend is a serial killer?
1184
01:24:44,467 --> 01:24:47,266
Maybe a little bit of gratitude.
1185
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:50,533
You know maybe... "Thank you, Lyle."
1186
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,867
Thank you for making
all my dreams come true.
1187
01:24:53,934 --> 01:24:59,433
Thank you for wasting all those horrible,
evil people who ever did me wrong.
1188
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:03,066
Well, when you put it that way...
1189
01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:08,467
-No! -Down -Please!
1190
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,533
Any final words?
1191
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,033
My mind's a blank.
1192
01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:20,066
You could say, uh...
1193
01:25:20,133 --> 01:25:23,266
"Please forgive me God for all my sins."
1194
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:26,066
but I'm not Catholic.
1195
01:25:26,133 --> 01:25:28,567
I'm not going to tell anybody.
1196
01:25:28,634 --> 01:25:31,600
Okay, okay!
1197
01:25:34,934 --> 01:25:36,934
God...
1198
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:41,000
You know, I tried to be a good person.
1199
01:25:41,066 --> 01:25:42,867
But, ah...
1200
01:25:42,934 --> 01:25:46,467
If I'm being totally honest, which...
1201
01:25:46,533 --> 01:25:50,667
I'm pretty sure is a large
component of praying, then ahh...
1202
01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:54,433
I'm kind of glad the
cheesy weatherman is dead.
1203
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:57,634
And, since you're God, all
powerful and all that, then
1204
01:25:57,700 --> 01:26:00,266
lying to you is pretty much fruitless.
1205
01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:02,700
So I must admit...
1206
01:26:02,767 --> 01:26:07,066
that I'm happy about the prick,
who took my virginity being dead too!
1207
01:26:07,133 --> 01:26:09,867
And let's face it...
1208
01:26:09,934 --> 01:26:14,166
That asshole, Mister
Button... did not deserve to live.
1209
01:26:14,233 --> 01:26:19,567
I mean, come on! Mister
Mister Weller, good riddance.
1210
01:26:19,634 --> 01:26:22,233
Fruit Loops, bark in the afterlife!
1211
01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:24,300
Ruff! Ruff!
1212
01:26:24,367 --> 01:26:27,567
Wick! See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!
1213
01:26:27,634 --> 01:26:30,834
And that prick who always
took my parking space?
1214
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:33,567
Happy trails!
1215
01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:38,533
My wish list wasn't hypothetical.
1216
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:42,333
I genuinely wanted all of them croaked.
1217
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:46,567
Every single one.
1218
01:26:48,567 --> 01:26:52,367
Which could only mean that...
1219
01:27:08,834 --> 01:27:10,800
Babe, will you get the phone?
1220
01:27:10,867 --> 01:27:12,333
Yeah.
1221
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,867
Wilkes Contracting.
1222
01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:25,734
Oh hi, Mom!
1223
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,200
Well umm...
1224
01:27:29,266 --> 01:27:31,934
If it's a girl we're thinking, "Phoebe".
1225
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,867
If it's a boy, we like "Shane".
1226
01:27:33,934 --> 01:27:35,367
Lyle Junior.
1227
01:27:35,433 --> 01:27:38,800
Oh, correction, "Lyle Junior."
1228
01:27:40,867 --> 01:27:46,734
I'm good. How is dad?
Is he still going crazy?
1229
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:50,533
Yeah, things are... Things are really good.
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