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[Hello There]

[Episode 8]

Young Master.

I didn't find the source of the Wushan rumors.

But I heard

the assistant manager of Fengming Pavilion, Jin Badou,

has arrived at Xuanqi Mountain.

Maybe we can buy information from him.

Okay.

Zhi, go with Ruoyu.

Yes.

Young Master, there's one more thing.

The martial artists who demanded for the Wushan yesterday

haven't left the mountain yet.

They are waiting outside the gate.

They bribed the servants

and want to sneak in to steal the Wushan.

They refused to accept the real Wushan when it was offered to them,

yet they insist on stealing it.

Those idiots.

In that case,

we'll end them once and for all.

Miss Tang, do you have any ideas?

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

What are you doing?

Why are you sneaking around?

Brother.

My cousin's grandaunt's

grandson's aunt's intimate friend

works as a servant in Xuanqi Mountain.

He just told me

that Wushan grows behind the mountain

and will mature tonight.

Really?

Is your news reliable?

I'm the Black Wind's Little Tyrant.

Of course my news is reliable.

The details about your relative

seem to have changed.

Have they changed?

Have they not?

Don't mind these trivial details.

The Wushan is the priority.

That makes sense.

Let's go steal the Wushan today.

Look.

This Wushan I've made is so exquisite

those scumbag martial artists

will never forget this.

It does look like a miraculous medicine.

But why does it have such a weird smell?

After all, Yun Gaixue

personally doused this radish with manure.

I'll add some more bitter gourd juice.

That's perfect.

How is it?

What's going on?

Why does I feel so weak?

Did someone poison me?

But I have to say

that you're too rough with Yun Gaixue.

Even I'm shocked.

I'm not as extreme as you.

The way you're making this medicine

looks quite disgusting.

Ugly monster.

How dare you try to poison me?

I'll destroy you.

Xue.

Brother, bad news!

The ugly monster and this man are trying to kill us.

This is Physician Yan.

He's here to treat you.

He won't hurt you.

Li Chengxi.

Are you bewitched by the ugly monster?

Let me tell you.

As long as I'm here,

you won't be able to attack Xuanqi Mountain.

Stop messing around.

Focus on cooperating with Physician Yan for your treatment.

Go to sleep.

Physician Yan,

please take care of my brother.

The Wushan is ready.

Let's prepare for the next step.

Okay.

Let's go.

The great devil is awake.

How dare you do this to me?

When I can move,

your corpse will be so disfigured nobody will know it's you.

I really want to cut open your head

to see what it looks like inside.

You want to cut open my head?

Why are you holding a spoon?

Do you really want to take my brain?

Don't you know

strange doctors like me

like exotic food,

especially the ones we've just dissected?

Sprinkle some cumin

and some salt and pepper.

Then, scoop up a mouthful

and you will experience a subtle

and lively

taste.

You lunatic! Even if I become a ghost,

I will come back to kill you.

I'm so scared.

But you can't move now.

How can you deal with me?

You lunatic!

If you're so fearless, don't leave. Come back!

Great devil of Xuanqi Mountain?

All he can do

is making threats.

Empty threats!

Right? And they said this place is heavily guarded

and impenetrable?

I think Xuanqi Mountain

is not even as good as our Black Wind Fortress' little hill.

It's a hike.

Look here.

This won't do either.

They are looking down on me.

No.

It's me.

What's the difference?

How dare you look down on us!

Fine.

In a moment, you'll experience

the multitude of traps I've prepared for you.

Let's see if you still can laugh then.

If they fall into a trap

and get suspicious,

what should we do?

One never knows how to cherish things

that are easily obtained.

Instead, things are only regarded as precious

if they are laboriously obtained.

Just wait and see.

What great devil of Xuanqi Mountain?

Not only does he make threats,

but also plays dirty.

I, Black Wind...

I, Black Wind's Big Tyrant,

despise them from the bottom of my heart.

That's right. He even set up traps.

He's more sinister than us.

What great devil?

Big whoop!

Is that the Wushan?

We've traveled across much land and water,

and encountered many obstacles.

Brother,

this has been tough.

Exactly.

They're so pitiful.

They just wanted to steal some Wushan.

Did I go too far?

I'm a little regretful...

regretful that I wasn't harsher.

If I knew it was going to be this fun,

I would have set up more levels of traps.

Let's go.

What a pity.

This must be delicious.

Brother,

why does the Wushan have such a stench?

It's similar to the stench in the latrine.

That stench.

Is it?

A little.

Think about your body odor.

Stop talking and eat quickly.

Brother,

did you hear something?

Why are you so...

Fine, let's go.

I heard something.

Hurry.

It's time for my performance.

How dare you break into Xuanqi Mountain at this late hour

and eat our only Wushan?

Spit it out!

Stop right there now!

Stop right there!

Let's go!

Bad news!

The only real Wushan was stolen by the Black Wind's Double Tyrants!

What?

I was guarding here all night.

They actually stole it?

What?

How dare the Black Wind's Double Tyrants act so selfishly

and steal the Wu-Wu-Wushan?

W-W-Where are th-they?

They went that way. Go after them!

H-H-Hurry! Go after them!

Catch them!

Go!

Go!

Brother.

I feel like my inner energy is swirling

fiercely and vigorously.

I can fight for three days and three nights, nonstop.

Me too.

Wushan really is a miraculous medicine.

-Only those who've tried it will know. -They're here. Come on.

Hurry up.

Run!

Wait, why do we need to run?

I don't know. It's my occupational habit acting up. Let's just run.

-Wushan, where are you? -Hurry.

Hurry up.

Quickly.

Keep up with them.

The Wushan rumor is fake.

There's no one real Wushan.

Those idiots.

They were fooled by Li Chengxi.

Your Majesty.

Useless!

How dare you instigate everyone to steal Wushan?

You can't even accomplish a small task like this.

I'll call them back.

No need.

These people are of no use now.

I've set a trap on the mountain.

You just need to lure Li Chengxi into the trap.

You must make sure he is hit hard this time

and get the Book of Yueque.

Yes.

Those bastards who coveted Wushan

are finally lured away.

I can finally sleep well.

But

who instigated this commotion?

I've asked Zhi and Ruoyu to go down the mountain to investigate.

We'll find out soon.

Young Master.

Young Master.

Didn't I ask you to go to Fengming Pavilion

to buy information from Jin Badou?

How did you end up like this?

Young Master.

When we were heading down the mountain, we were ambushed by Wang Di

before we could find Jin Badou.

He insisted that the Wushan

the Black Wind's Double Tyrants stole was fake.

He even interrogated us about the whereabouts of the real Wushan.

Young Master, I'm sorry I failed at my job.

This bastard saw through the trick.

All right.

You two, go back and rest first.

I'll head down the mountain and look for Jin Badou personally.

-Okay. -Okay.

Li Chengxi, I'll head down the mountain with you.

No.

Zhi and Ruoyu have just been ambushed.

It's dangerous for you to head down the mountain now.

I'm intending to head to Fengming Pavilion

to buy information about the Teardrop Mole people anyway.

If you don't take me with you, I'll have to go alone.

Wouldn't that be more dangerous?

You lunatic.

What are you doing to me?

Let go of me!

You lunatic, let go of me!

I made a mistake.

A mistake?

I was going to pierce the Baihui acupoint.

Why did I pierce the Brain acupoint?

This...

It's the alcohol's fault.

It's the alcohol's fault.

What will happen to me now?

Don't worry. Nothing will happen.

The Baihui acupoint can enhance your hearing and sight.

The Brain acupoint

can make you delirious,

foam at the mouth,

and paralyze your brain.

It's okay. It's useless for you to have a brain anyway.

You...

It seems that I did pierce the right acupoint.

Really?

Yes, I saw it wrongly.

It's all your fault.

Stop staring at me.

I get nervous when you stare at me.

My hands tremble when I'm nervous.

Then, it becomes easy to make mistakes.

I forgot to tell you.

I just pierced 49 of your acupoints.

That's my own special technique, the Ultimate Seven Steps of...

Death.

I think I've already taken six steps.

So if you take another step,

you'll bleed from all 7 orifices.

Bleed from all 7 orifices?

You'll be dead.

Really?

Don't move.

What do you mean?

Where are you going?

You lunatic!

Help me fix this.

You're not allowed to leave, you lunatic!

Watch out!

Watch out!

Tang Buyan.

Are you okay?

Let me take you to treat your wound.

Miss Tang!

Pardon me.

It hurts.

It hurts.

It's so hot.

It's so hot.

Let go of me.

Senior sister, I'm training.

Yan.

Senior sister, I'm tired from the training.

Can I stop training?

Okay.

If you're tired,

you don't have to train.

Senior sister,

you haven't hugged me in a long time.

♫The east wind blows through calm and good times♫

♫Making ripples♫

Senior sister, your hug is so warm.

♫Your poetic face♫

♫Reflects between the lines♫

♫Engraves in my heart♫

♫The story unlocks a new chapter♫

♫Petals meet butterflies♫

Be good, Yan.

Go to sleep.

♫Rain or shine♫

♫Apex or abyss♫

Sleep now.

♫It's all wonderful♫

♫No matter how many light years apart♫

♫It's never too far♫

♫I'll make it to our dates♫

♫Capes and horizons♫

♫When our fingertips touch♫

I'm so thirsty.

♫In this very moment♫

♫I want to be with you forever♫

I'm thirsty.

♫Seas and fields♫

Water.

♫Can't change♫

♫What I would do for you♫

♫Keep the vow♫

♫Let's forget the twists and turns♫

♫Rejoice in our wonderful encounter♫

Have some water.

♫The east wind blows through calm and good times♫

♫Making ripples♫

♫Your poetic face♫

♫Reflects between the lines♫

♫Engraves in my heart♫

♫The story unlocks a new chapter♫

♫Petals meet butterflies♫

♫Rain or shine♫

♫Apex or abyss♫

♫It's all wonderful♫

♫No matter how many light years apart♫

♫It's never too far♫

♫I'll make it to our dates♫

♫Capes and horizons♫

♫When our fingertips touch♫

♫In this very moment♫

♫I want to be with you forever♫

♫Seas and fields♫

♫Can't change♫

♫What I would do for you♫

♫Keep the vow♫

♫Let's forget the twists and turns♫

♫Rejoice in our wonderful encounter♫

♫No matter how many light years apart♫

♫It's never too far♫

♫Crossing mountains and seas♫

♫Just to look at you one more time♫

♫Gather every moment into eternity♫

♫Even if the future is not far away♫

♫I don't regret a single day♫

♫Spring flowers and the autumn moon♫

♫Has never changed♫

♫They've witnessed many meetings and partings♫

♫Let's put aside our bias against fate♫

♫Rejoice in this rare encounter♫

You...

Oh no.

He was kind enough to treat my wound, yet I hit him.

I didn't mean to hit you.

Are you feeling unwell?

You mean me?

I'm fine.

This minor injury is nothing to me.

Let me take you back to Physician Yan first.

I'm really fine.

Don't bother Physician Yan for such a trivial matter.

I think we should go

look for Jin Badou first.

Let's go.

Let's go.

The physician said your blood vessel disease is progressing faster than expected.

You won't be able to live past 25 years old.