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If anybody wants to find me, I'll be in the last place

you would look in a place where people used to be.

a land that's called reality.

You'll find me there.

Morning.

Rise and shine.. from Dubai.

From downtown Dubai.

I think this is downtown.

It's actually pretty quiet today compared to yesterday.

Look at it.

So much quieter.

Like there's literally no one here.

So we're just going to go get some coffee.

Today is going to be Jam-packed from

the beginning until the end of the day.

Let's see how we go.

there's literally no one here, guys.

Last night was just horn blarings and

everything and then today it's just open.

All peace and quiet.

Thank you.. damnn, What is that?

Oh, my God.

What is that?

At least that looks normal.

This is interesting.

What do you think it's going to taste like?

Let's do a taste test.

Let's see.

You have gold on your teeth

Is that gold?

How good is it?

It's a good cappuccino but the gold, goldspoon.

Gold coffee.

Should have been a gold biscuit as well.

Let's dip it

Don't you think he uses Cutlery weird?

He's like stabbing. Yeah.

He doesn't know how to use

utensils properly. I need strength to cut it.

Especially the bread.

Doing this with a butter knife, isn't strength

That's pretty heavy for breakfast.

It was pretty cheap. This guy's rich

Everything's cheap to him. Says the guys who's drinking.

Gold coffee.

I mean, this is $17.

If you want to experience it.

Might as well go for it, right?

I wouldn't order it again, but it is what it is.

He wants to taste a bit of the gold.

It tastes.... Metallic.

I think it's the spoon

oh.. it looks like I have gold

The convenient part about our place is that

there's a 24 hours market over there.

It's really important, guys, to drink water every day.

Even if you're not in like Dubai

here it can get pretty hot.

So the more water you drink,

the less dehydrated you are.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Yeah, water's pretty cheaper.

1 hour later all right. Alright guys, if you're

going anywhere, if you don't want to use

the metro, you can use the Careem app.

It's pretty much like works like Uber but

I guess a cheaper version in UAE.

So the thing I like about this, it's even just

like a normal one is that you get a Lexus.

So I thought it's just going to be like

a Honda or a Toyota but you actually get

a Lexus and you want to order.

You say yalla! and then it'll work like an Uber.

Just going to find someone and then you're going

to meet them right on your pickup location.

Today we're going to get Kasem, which is a white Lexus.

I can forgetting they're on the right side of the road.

So this is it.

Let's go.

How are you this morning? Good. Beautiful morning.

Were you here last night? Sorry.

It was very rowdy.

Morocco victory.

Yeah, I wanted Morocco to win but

I do want to see Portugal vs

Argentina final, but Portugal is gone, so I

hope Messi gets it at the end.

But my hope.. Morocco..I'm surprised Brazil was gone.

Very upset.

So there's the beach, guys.

They ask you how you are, you

just have to say that you're fine.

When you're not really fine, you just all

right, guys, that's the Burj Al Arab up there.

But my camera keeps overheating. It's not even that hot.

In order to get in, it's like 250

Dirham or something, which is quite expensive.

If you want to take a photo

over there, it's like a private beach.

What we got to do, grab a drink

from this hotel and then go to restaurant.

We might grab a good view to the Burj Al Arab .

So we'll try that and see what happens.

It's like a seven minute walk

to go inside this building.

Just go around it. All right.

One security down.

I don't know how many securities left.

Just going to say we booked in.

Mina alsam pool bar.

We're in.

Hello.

It's not bad.

I think it's not a bad view. It's just right there.

How do we access the beach?

There's a beach over there.

Here's the menu.

It's just here for a drink.

Guys, we're not boujee.

The 40 AED is not bad.

Spend 40 AED to get this view.

Is that part of this?

You can go to the beach

You just need to go to the pool counter

They will provide you the ticket and then

they'll give you access to the beach area

How much is it?

You know, approximately 450 per person.

450 per person?

I'm already happy with this view.

There's a boat, literally a boat in the pool.

Interesting place. We got in.

Apparently to get in there, it's

like 425 and oh, people.

Seems like they just walk in. Can try.

We'll see what happens.

So we're just going to grab some drinks here and then

our mission will continue on one hack to get in.

Look for like a pool bar al salam pool bar.

Say you have a booking there even though you don't.

And then just order the cheap one. That one.

It's better than paying for like 450 AED just to get

a view of that to get in.

So over here, you get in for free.

You just buy a drink and you pretty

much get the same thing, the view.

And over there, if you want to go over there,

you have to buy like 450 Dirham over there.

It's like quite expensive.

200 or I think if you have a

hotel here, you get the access for free.

That's good.

Do you have a booking?

Yeah, I have a booking.

No, I tricked them.

I'm the one don't wait your time.

Daaaamn. Look at that view guys

Do you need room check in?

Yeah.. 346...

Yeah.

No room? it was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.

Wait, what number are we?

I want you to abort the mission immediately.

I say again, this is a recall.

Whoa, bra.

Look at this.

Look at this view.

I like the view.

You do?

We could literally swim here right now.

let's test the pool.

That's nice.

All right, let's go back.

We had our fun.

We tried our best.. this here,

You could just walk in for free.

Make sure you're walking in with confidence first and you

get that view of the Burj al Arab

Now we're just going to head back.

We had our fun.

Catch you guys out there.

What?

This is what i mean...here's some fancy toilet.

Rate your experience out of ten?

That was good looking toilet.

Just going to get picked up there. Let's go.

Afternoon. Sorry.

We're from Australia. Australia? Australia. Yeah.

Here is

Very nice as well.

We both have good and bad side.

Australia is very beautiful. Thank you.

First time in Dubai, I noticed that

all the normal Careem use Lexus.

Is that normal here? Yeah. Okay.

There's no Toyota or Honda. It's all Lexus?

It's like a requirement or? Yeah...

All the drivers are so nice. Yeah.

He said people in UAE, apparently there's only like

30% is UAE nationals, whereas 70% is all like

migrants from like, all over the world.

And he said one of the benefits, the citizens

here don't really pay tax and then the rest

of them only pay like 5% tax.

That is a pretty small tax.

Probably that's why people work here. Come here.

They just get a lot of money.

Less tax to pay.

That is nice.

We got lamb.

We got tomatoes.

Let's go.

Here we go.

Is that a really nice spice..

I like my spice.

So it's the right amount.

It's not spicy at all, but you

can still taste like the spice. Fair enough.

Yeah, I mean, fair enough.

I'm a little lost, but fair enough.

The weird thing is it doesn't even have a

sound when it goes green. in Australia,

It's just like duk duk duk... whereas here it's

just like just a silent green.

So we have to keep our eyes

out on the traffic light over there.

Oh, that's some nice car.

Really nice car there.

Damn.

What is that?

Damn.

Corvette Corvette

Got some refreshing towels.

Oh, yeah.

It's actually so hot here,

even though it's only 27 degrees celcius

But the sun, the sun is actually blistering

Your face.

Very refreshing. Right now,

We're just going to get back to our apartment and

we're going to get ready to get picked up to

the Dubai Safari Desert. a few moments later.

What are the chances of getting picked up in a Lexus?

There could be a Lexus, like four wheel drive.

Until what time?

You can still do the..

During sunset is busy.

It's not good.

You know, I thought we're going to be in the middle of

the desert, not like.. I think we're going to go into there.

Apparently this area comes with the package, but if you want

to go outside the gate, the Open Safari area.

It cost us like 100 Dirham.

extra.

I think that's why he said, let's buy some head scarf.

Head scarf things.

There's a few people walking around with it.

How much is it, brother?

How much in there?

The same price in there?

I'll have a look.

You're going to start speaking Arabic soon.

Assalamualaikum Habibi

This definitely doesn't feel right. Feels like cultural appropriation

No, not 60. Come on brother.

Where are you from? Egypt.

Australia?

So this is your first time here in Dubai? Yes.

How was Dubai for you?

Very good so far.. Double or single?

I don't know what to do, to be honest.

I didn't hear properly, so I don't know what I'm doing.

James.

James.

We're going to go down there, see what happens.

Let's go down.

That was actually pretty fun. 30 minutes.

When I was in the middle of the desert over there.

I was not so sure if they're going to

come to us or we have to wait.

We have to actually be honest and come back in 30 minutes.

But they actually came to us.

They actually kept time on us.

So, yeah, they just told us to come back.

Water and Fanta to balance it out

That was a fun experience. You all right? Yeah.

My stomach feels a bit funny.

Look at the view, guys.

Just going to do some sandboarding here and then

going to take some photos with the group.

It'll be so cool. Okay.

What's your name, sorry? Osama. Osama Osama. Bro.

Now you look like a Sheikh. Apparently, I am now a Sheikh.

You do.. Sheikh Victor. This one? Lean back. This one?

Okay.

Take it easy, man.

It's not good, man. Unbalanced.

Because it's a not experience for you.

It's a whole workout. Yes.

It's good now, man.

You are professional now.

All right.

Now it's photoshoot time.

And after this, I think it's going to

be feeding the camels, riding the camels and

then eating some food, I reckon.

I think that's about it.

If you like the properly looking the at the sunset

in the desert all the time, Woah thats soo good!

Welcome.

Welcome. Thank you. Shukran

I'll grab one more.

What's this sauce called? Ditsiram? (not sure what is it is)

Ditsiram

It's really good.

Can I take as much as we want?

Take the whole bowl? Yeah take it

Your side.

This is a smoke shisha area.

Ladies and gentlemen, please be seated.

In five minutes, we're going to start our

evening with the mystical Tanoura dance show.

Let's go grab some tea.

Thank you so much.

What do you call tea in Arabic? Shay. Chai. Shay. chai.

How about Coffee? Qahwa. Qahwa.

Now it's dinner time. Buffet.

Got Moroccan food there.

We got dessert corner.

We got the Arabian cuisine and

we got the Emirati cuisine.

It smells really nice here, I'm not going to lie.

Not a lot of price.

Yeah.

More meat

from Australia.

Australia.

We tried our best.

Argentina is too strong.

Did you cook all this? No. Okay.

Are you the chef? Yes. What's your name? Chef Lemin.

Chef Lemin.

You cook all of this?

Yes, sir.

How long does it take to cook? 12 hours.

You have to start first thing

in the morning around 06:00 a.m.. Okay.

And then we have to prepare everything and start

first thing in the morning at 09:00 a.m.. 10:00 A.m..

Everyday different food or? No..

We have an exact menu. Exact menu.

We don't change and maintain it because the guests

that are coming today are not coming tomorrow.

And they have to tell their colleagues

and friends, like, you know what?

I tasted chicken mud goose.

And it's very nice.

So the person will come for the chicken magoos (not sure what the dish is called)

Maybe this year or next year. No one knows.

Yeah, you have a perfect menu.

We are so much happy to host you people.

Yeah, it's really good.

Gonna touch some falcon.

(Red carpet moment)

I'm going to try the Henna painting.

This is females only, but they said males are

allowed, so might as well try it, right?

It comes to the package. you're from uh?

Talented, brilliant, incredible,

amazing, show stopping.

Spectacular.

Never the same.

Totally unique.

Completely not ever been done before.

You can say like "naam kia hai"

Naam kia hai? aahh Okay.

How do you say "my name is"? Mera naam Asma hai.

Mera naam victor.

Acha hai. What's that?

Like a "It's nice"

And this is your name. "Victor" in Arabic

Okay, and you have to keep it like this.

1 hour for dry.

How long does this last? One week. One week? Okay.

You can wash this after 1 hour

Careful your dress also

Now, we're just camel riding

You can see the back.

There's more camels

The one I'm riding right now.

It's called Ferrari.

Do you feel warm? Yes.

I always feel warm with my people.

Your people? All right Yousef

1 hour later. all right, let's test this out.

See if it stays now

They say to wait for 1 hour.

Guys, look.

It's my name.

Damn.